#chloe crack

[i-like-anything-water]

free my girl she's being written against her true canon look at me bbgirl this isn't you

[zoe-oneesama]

Ladybug has far more patience than I to listen to Chloe’s new annoying catch phrase and not punch her in the face.

Based on Yamai:

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[mylateralinterest]

ella sang 'get your hands dirty' so she could get some free labor from chloe

[snailvibes]

The thing I can’t wait for the most for my Chloe in Double Exposure AU is writing cat moms shenanigans

[marvellover264]

[Daisy and Phil] : *Sitting in jail*

Daisy: *So, who should we call?"

Phil: "I'd call May, but honestly i feel safer in jail."

[generalluxun]

Chloe: So, my stupid therapist insisted that I write a play about my life to "Get my thoughts out there" or some nonsense.

Alya: Question, what does this have to do with us?

Chloe: Simple, I've assigned you all roles. Rose, as you're one of the only other blondes in this class, so you get Audrey by default.

Rose: But I don't want to be your mother.

Chloe: Oh good, you already know your first lines!

Pfft okay but that's priceless.

[miraculousfanworks]

Fanfiction Prompt

After one bad customer too many, a retail worker is akumatized. Among their powerset is a scanner that analyzes its target and assigns them a numerical value, which hovers above their head. The problem? It's not clear what criteria targets are being rated on. Chat Noir has the highest recorded rating at 99, while the scanner flat out refuses to rate Ladybug and spits out a noisy error. Everyone else hit has displayed a wide range of seemingly arbitrary numbers. No obvious pattern to it has emerged yet, and at some point in the battle - much to Ladybug's exasperation - civilians started getting hit on purpose as it became a meme to compare numbers and guess what it means. But the real chaos starts when it rates Chloe a zero. Currently she's almost more dangerous than the akuma, on the warpath to figure out what she's being scored on.

Prompt by techRomancer

[ineedtherapydesperately]

soooo I finished crack fic #7 and posted it instead of updating is it naive to believe we'll get a happy ever after 🎀 please read tho I slaved over this bc my sleep deprivation knows no bounds

once again I have to be up in 3 hours

^ me

[abbyandersonscumsock]

i’m currently playing lis before the storm and why have I seen no one talk about how there were so many signs that Chloe was gonna die soon. Like the rivens and when you do the graffiti in the car that Chloe fixes it says “Chloe Price you are gonna die soon”

Can we PLEASE talk about it because i have soo many theories. (i know this game is old but im just getting into it and need moreee)

[cainhorror]

Chloe: y'know, it's not everyday that you get to see a hidden city that nobody has seen in centuries

Nadine: apart from Asav

Chloe:

Nadine: and a few of his men

Chloe:

[kindsourthings]

[i-like-anything-water]

okay okay but reverse! chloenette meeting canon! chloenette is funny as fuck because Ladybug would jokingly say they should switch Chloes and Shadybug is like, 'lol why? they're literally the same, except yours is gay for me'

Ladybug: What do you mean the same? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY CHLOE?

Shadybug, confused: Yes? She's suddenly all shy and obedient whenever I talk to her, just like my Chloé.

Ladybug, turning to see her (canon) Chloé being mesmerized by Shadybug from a few meters away:.....

Shadybug: *smirks*

Ladybug, stalking up to her (former number one fan) blonde and crossing her arms: We need to talk.

Canon! Chloé: No thanks. I prefer bad girls now.

Ladybug, offended: You are literally the worst girl I know! A-and *points at Shadybug* that's just me in a different font, damn it!

Meanwhile:

Chat Noir: Should I be worried?

Claw Noir, who's witnessed Shadybug's and Reverse! Chloe's story and doesn't want to get dragged in again: For your sanity, no.

[bookloverturnedfangirl]

Foul Heart Huntsman Spoilers!!

Alisa opening her mouth gesturing for Roma to pour the alcohol (that was to heal her wounds), will never not be hilarious.

[fountainpenguin]

I can't wait 'til we get a Season 2 with more Dale in it so I can make more terrible AMVs :)

RIP Dale Dimmadome, you would've loved "Counting Stars," "Big Stacks," and "Lemonade Boy"

Worse option: Do u think I have enough clips to make one as we stand now? :)

BONUS:

[backgroundagent3]

May's questioning her life choices...

Part 1.

[sugarjoltdotcom]

Chloé Plays Rune Factory 4: Ruffled Hair