#chucklefuckle

[askchilchuck]

How do I serve cunt like you, chucklefuckle?

No idea what you’re talking about.

[chilfucked]

hiya mister chucklefuckle! Just askin, why do you keep staring at senshis ROUND ASS- there is photographic and video proof- explain yourself

-☕️

sorry i should’ve specified this isn’t an rp blog this is just where i obsess over the old man lol

[0saippua]

GOBSHITE'S ADVENTURES - PART 3

(PART 1 & PART 2)

Sit down, your favorite story about dumb chump is about to continue.

8) La discussion civilisée se poursuit

After the long, tiring, useless and hollow debate from the 2 earlier parts, the same old claptrap wheels continued to grind by new response from chucklefuckle:

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✉️ CHUCKLEFUCK: I have yet to hear a Reason behind the decline, so far (REALLY?), all I hear is Excuses, and entertainment can go both ways, but to be fair, it’s probably in the Genes by now and I don’t mean Mine, so I highly suggest you take these conversations seriously instead of being either selfish, lazy or/and greedy. Why do you claim my project is free then when it is in fact a Collaboration? Again, the only type of persons who would say such a thing before even hearing my offer out are those who are selfish, lazy or/and greedy, TBH, I really wish you aren't one of them, the MLP Fandom is infested with too much already and so far, 1 in 200 or 300 are even close of being worthy of the title Brony, believe me when I said so, I've tried. Don’t think you’re the only one I confronted about this, and admittedly, most of the people in Fandom really are Criminals, they just follow the thought/trends of “Since there’s many people are doing it so it must be Legal” when it’s not, however, I do not believe that ALL the Fans of the franchise are bad people, Mostly Yes but not All, lastly, if the OC’s truly are Original, as in NOT “Inspired” by other Copyrighted Franchise then that’s okay, in terms of Laws and Legalization that is, now the only questions is the Intentions behind them.

Confirming you’re indeed not from the UK so that the Laws about Copyrights wouldn’t affect you aren’t Justified Reason enough? Don’t lump me in like the rest of them Fake Artist Wannabe, unlike them, I have been a good Law Abiding Citizen, if you want to draw then draw, I’m not stopping you from doing what you want but I don’t see how and/or why that should be posted if you’re just doing it to show off if it’s related to an Existing Franchise. You called it Harassing, I called it Asking, if you want to play it that way then go Rob a Bank then if you’re fine gaining money Illegally, you Thief (lmao), if you want to call what I'm doing as Harassing, then I can call what you're doing as either Stealing or Extortions. Says the one who’s using MLP for nothing more than Profits, you’d know a lot about Manipulating Techniques now wouldn’t you? I’ve told you, I’m no stranger to Hate’s and Accusations. I’ll accept that as a Compliment then, knowing I do struck a nerve of how true it is that you’re indeed only making MLP Arts for profits, you’re welcome to Prove me wrong BTW, if you can that is. The same Cartoon where you’re or the rest of those Fake Artists trying to take advantage of by using their name 's and Popularity to gaining Profits Illegally? I’d say that’s a very popular Cartoon and Characters, are you in Grade School BTW? Because then these arguments would make so much sense, and I don’t mean me included since I am already old enough to have a Job. Just being clear, there are people that think I like to delay replying just because I can, but I’m not that low nor Free of time. I didn’t, like I said, you’re the one who’s being Dramatic and making things Personal, all I ever wanted from anyone is their help to make this project of mine a reality, I didn’t say you aren’t a “Great Character” but you aren’t Proving to be one either based on all of your declination of my offer/project, BTW, I’m from Malaysia so English isn’t my first Language. If that were true, you wouldn't be posting those MLP Pics online and demanding Moneys for them now would you? Or is there another reason behind the Posting and Profiting of MLP Franchise? I've told you, we still have a VERY LONG conversation ahead of us.

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Sure thing.

These chats were good entertainment, but god honestly, one can take only so much stupid for one week. I swear, the arguments between me and my 2 year old niece about drawing to the wallpapers or throwing diapers out the window have had more fuel in them than this irrational circlejerking shit.

Indeed, my lack of fuel was present on the following response:

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✉️ SOAP: Aren’t gonna even argue about this shit since nothing seems to go trough your skull. This shit is getting slowly just tiring and annoying. I did you a favor and removed all of my art from my account so you can sleep your night with dry sheets without need to worry about me gaining a half penny by posting them on public or cartoon ponies being misused. Horay!

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I kind of lost my interest on inkbunny at this point (partly thanks to chucklefuck and partly because that site really wasn't my thing), so I decided to remove the pictures, wipe off the profile page and other content (to kind of kindly hint potential followers etc abt my plans to fuck off) and planned to remove the whole ass account at some point. Obviously, If I had been smart I could have done it right away right there, but god damn, the little pissant in my rump wanted to see what the fuck chucklefuck will answer to the auf Wiedersehen.

9) final chapter where little red riding hood goes home and 3 little pigs are turned into ribs

Indeed, I received one more response before I kind of gave up the hopeless ass debate:

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✉️ CHUCKLEFUCK: There's something wrong with Everyone, you and me are No Exception, I don’t believe in something called “Perfection”, anyway, you’re the one who claims my messages are “Entertaining”, not my fault you decided to push someone’s who simply won’t give up without a Good Reason first AND that are Very Passionate in MLP and Arts their buttons. You do actually, you posted those Pics to gain attention, now you have Mine, and I don’t let someone who uses MLP for their own Benefits off very Easily. In short, I’ll treat you the same way you have/will treat me. you posted those MLP pics without thinking of the consequences, and you want to talk about dangerous now?

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I have heard of the serious ass consequences about uploading pictures of Donald Duck bonking Scrooge to the duckrump, but never abt the severe consequences of uploading/crafting pony arts.

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✉️ CHUCKLEFUCK: Seeing them in person makes a lot of difference than arguing with them online, by the sounds of it, maybe you should take a walk in the Real World instead. You did YOURSELF a favor, we both know you’re not doing this to save anyone but yourself, if you are then prove it, you really think deleting those MLP Pics mean they won’t exist anymore? If so then you’re even more Naive than I am.

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Gobshite apparently decided that I removed my art because I wanted to hide my cartoon pony shaped war crimes against humanity and jumped into some wild ass conclusion about my for sure malign and criminal motives and how I can't hide from the chucklefuck and shit.

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I know you exist BECAUSE of those pics, I know you can do MLP because of those Pics you posted, if not then you won’t even hear from me in the first place but now you do, and how’s that “Half Penny” working out for you? Also, This is the Internet, just because you delete them in Inkbunny doesn’t mean they’re not available elsewhere, like for example:- https:// twitter.com/ saippuaku It's typically a weakness that all of those who enjoys attentions which normally have Over-Inflated Ego would have. You can also delete them there if you wanted to, just know I have Full Screenshot of that entire Page, don't believe me? here's the proof - https://mega.nz/folder/UOxAwbQA#P5-bk3tLXO5kKPtLdPN8lw For what it's worth, I really hope you're not one of "Those" type of People.

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Sure thing.

Right now the link goes to empty folder but at time it included screenshots of my social media accounts full of my ponycrimes (art).

At this point shit turned kind of creepy. Arguing like fucking idiot is one thing, but archiving my shit as proof of something (ponycrimes) was something else.

Friend, who I updated about the clodpole's replies, was starting to get actually lil concerned about chuchklefuck (again turbo secret name):

Being lil tired of this shit as well, I decided to follow friend's advice with lazy route and banned chucklefuck's account. Honestly, I wouldn't have minded to leave fuckface to argue there alone since I had no plans to stay on the site, but this felt like the grown ass big boi option at the time.

Of course blocking fucklecucker's account didn't stop the piss parade. Chucklefuck had to return once more to share his last brilliant take:

Sure thing. Hope you felt like you achieved something in your life by saving a few cartoon animals.

Out of my morbid curiosity and because im lil asshole, I wanted to test something. I made new account with some smooth kawaii name and told friend to draw me some notorious mlp pony that I posted to my new turbo secret account.

For fucking no one's surprise, this account soon got lil too familiar message from our old friend, chucklefuck (account doesn't exist anymore so i arent gonna censor shit):

Replying to this shit could have brought up another brilliant 6 page long debate but we have got enough of that shit so no thanks.

For no one's surprise, chucklefuck's accounts were soon banned from inkbunny. I was little surprised no one had kicked the moron out of the site earlier if the level of the debate was as shit as it was with me. Dude literally had account on art site only to garble and harass people drawing mlp art.

TL;DR: In the end, I haven't seen chucklefuck since the banhammer did its job and good so. Lets never meet again, schlong. Also fuck u.

The lesson in this mess of a story is A) If someone grinds your gears or rustles your jimmies, don't be scared to block the asshole B) you don't owe people shit C) draw ur own ass content instead of weaseling that task for some strangers by calling the imho questionable division of work "collaboration".

[halffootguildofficial]

”erm hey there, I’m a representative of the Cherubs™️ squeaker , we’ve met before pal but anyway I’ll cut to the chase, you’ve been sneaking around the multiverse taking to other chucklefuckles! Don’t think I’ll let you get away with this. … well I am technically letting you get away with this- but you’re on a warning!”

-@ask-cherubs-inc

"Oh, shove off. I'd hardly call what I did sneaking around... Marcille's the one who did all the work bringing him here," he grumbles, "All I did was stay in my tavern and offer a customer a drink. You want to complain about me talking to other Chilchucks, go complain to her. If another Chilchuck shows up around here at some point, she's going to be the one who tries to get us all together, not me. I know to leave well enough alone."

"I'm certainly not in any rush to go and find more Chilchucks, don't you worry about that. That other me is fine and all, but..."

"Well, there's a reason I wasn't chomping at the bit to meet him."

[richardlickhole]

Chucklefuckle is a two ciggies in the morning guy

chilchuck is NOT a two redbulls and adderall for breakfast girlie some of you are projecting

he IS HOWEVER a man who stops at the same place every single morning for a greasy breakfast sandwich and black coffee when not on a job without fail

he's mr. egg mcmuffin

[mlmsamatoki]

I finally made this post like I said I would several months ago.

This is my OC, Cinnabar “Cinni” Tran, the Master of Luck!

(More information underneath and TW for brief mentions of abuse)

Fun facts

-Cinnabar is autistic, has ADHD, is 17 years old, nonbinary, aro, ace, and uses they/them pronouns.

-Their mom is Vietnamese and their dad is half Chinese and half Vietnamese.

-They have a younger sister named Mai.

-Cinnabar is very emotional, and you can almost always clearly tell what they are feeling by looking at their face.

-They honestly care too much about everything.

-They also like to exaggerate their facial expressions for humor or intimidation. Sometimes, there is no actual reason for them to exaggerate their face, but they just do it because why not????

-Speaking of humor, they find the most mundane or random things to be funny (picture a scale titled “The Humor of Cinnabar” ranging from a single letter of the alphabet to a lizard with an octopus body playing the drums).

-Cinni’s only emotions are Anger, Too Much Of This Shit, Needs More Of This Shit, Good, Bad, and ??????.

-They will aggressively criticize things that they believe are inaccurate, immoral, or just straight up terrible.

-Condescension, entitlement, ignorance, and feeling vulnerable are things that they hate the most.

-Their hand gestures are so elaborate and rapid that you’re more likely to pay attention to their hands rather than what they’re talking about.

-Cinnabar’s birthday is June 6th.

-They have a soft spot for children and will actually steal your toes if you’re a dick to kids.

-They believe in superstitions and will actually carry lucky charms/items around with them. In fact, they would collect abandoned items and keep them as lucky charms. A crusty rock with someone’s name on it? Lucky charm. A dusty book with indecipherable runes? Lucky charm. Creepy doll from an old abandoned house? Lucky charm. A rotting statue lying on the middle of the street? Lucky charm.

-Cinni pretends to be neat and organized while their room is always covered in piles of clothes, charms, and literally any other things they could get their hands on.

-Their lifelong special interest is nomenclature. They have memorized *tons* of information about systemic naming in multiple fields such as taxonomy, business, law, and chemistry. Heck, they even created their own nomenclature to categorize lucky charms and organize their journals.

-Another special interest they have is their powers. They’ve been analyzing them ever since they unlocked them, and they own several journals chronicling their abilities and development.

-Cinni named themself Cinnabar because red is their favorite color and represents luck in Chinese and Vietnamese culture.

-All the emotions or thoughts they don’t express manifest as internal rambling or screaming in their head.

-Cinni’s mind is always in a constant, mindless state of chattering, so it can be really hard for them to relax or focus.

-They try their best to be respectful of others and their boundaries because they’re a decent person.

-Cinnabar has a reputation for always being on time.

-Catch them walking around in circles while muttering unnecessarily long words.

-They really love spicy food and will probably try to eat a ghost pepper immediately on sight.

-They like swimming because moving around gives them Good! Feelings! And it’s stimmy.

-Honestly, Cinni is willing to do nearly anything that requires motion.

-They’re extremely loyal to the people they trust.

-Sometimes, they have the urge to stare into the sun for hours, and other times, they can’t even look at a bright color for more than one second.

-Cinnabar has mixed feelings about being mature for their age because on one hand, experience is the best teacher, but on the other hand, experience can also be traumatizing.

Backstory

-The Previous Master of Luck was Cinnabar’s grandmother, who returned to a quiet life after the Great Serpentine Wars and never disclosed her powers to anyone else besides the people who she fought beside. She passed on her powers to her daughter, who never unlocked them due to being unaware that she had them. Her daughter then passed her powers on to her firstborn child, who is, you guessed it, Cinnabar.

-When they were growing up, their parents would ignore their emotional and mental health, which resulted in them having for care for them themself, along with Mai’s.

-They were constantly guilt tripped by others for “not trying hard enough,” behaving “inappropriately,” or for being “too weird.” They were also told that they were too fragile, unmanly, and needed to toughen up.

-Other kids would take advantage of them since they were really naive and gullible. In fact, Cinnabar’s had many “friends” who manipulated them or found their “quirkiness” to be entertaining.

-As a result, they developed anxiety, poor self esteem, and fear of trusting others.

-On top of that, they would get into all sorts of trouble for fighting back against bullies, so they began practicing martial arts to finish fights in retaliation so that they wouldn’t be accused for escalating the problem. Ultimately, they still received punishments, but they decided that it was worth it since people would know not to fuck with them.

-The person they trust the most is Mai. Cinnabar loves talking about *anything* with her, and the two enjoy taking turns to infodump about their special interests.

-Cinni realized that they had powers at age 14 after everything dramatically happened in their favor for a week. At first, Mai thought that their claims were superstition-related but changed her mind after seeing them pull a Komaeda on a group of bullies.

-There had been numerous reports in Stiix about people mysteriously escaping near-death situations and people who were hit with sudden influxes of misfortune... Guess who caused all of them.

-Cinnabar was considered very intelligent as a kid and would absorb information from any books they had access to. Now, they suddenly can’t read every time they see a huge wall of text.

-Cinnabar was invited to participate in the Tournament of Elements but declined since they were wary of how suspicious the event seemed. Plus, they never told anyone that they were the Master of Luck so hmmmmm.

-When Stiix was overtaken by ghosts, they reached their full potential by saving their sister and other villagers from ghosts and helping them escape. Then, they absconded to New Ninjago City with their family and continued to live there until they and Mai left when they turned 16 and 14, respectively.

-Currently, Cinnabar and Mai have been traveling across Ninjago for over a year.

Elemental Powers

-Cinnabar can detect only every potential positive outcome, and in order to choose which outcome to act on, they must consider theoretical pros and cons and what would be the most beneficial.

-If an outcome is connected to a person, then it must be desired by that person in order to be deemed as positive.

-They can’t steal luck from people, but they can redirect it, which how they cause people to appear as though they are experiencing good or bad luck.

-Also, they charm items using their own luck.

-Cinni can manifest luck into power/energy that they can physically carry in their hands.

-They don’t know how to do Spinjitzu.

[user-boxer]

This user listened to the wii shop theme for four days straight

http://user-boxer.tumblr.com/post/158284069987/this-user-listened-to-the-wii-shop-theme-for-four

Thank you for requesting! 

[ao3feed-jaimebrienne]

for reasons wretched and divine

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/31nyUYB

by babeofthewasteland

Jaime wakes up in the middle of the night to realize that Brienne, the love of his life, has only ever danced with one person in her entire life. And that person is Renly fucking Baratheon. Determined to leave Renly in the dust, Jaime rouses Brienne to ask her to a dance in the dying light of their fireplace in their room at Winterfell.

  (AU where Jaime is not the class-act clown the show made him out to be in 8,05.)

Words: 4627, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth

Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth

Additional Tags: this is the great jb fixit fest, this is some chucklefuckle fluff yall, also known as Jaime is hopelessly in love with Brienne, and he's a Bottomass bitch but we all been knew, this started as self-therapy, and then the tooth-rotting fluff because jb deserve this, slight angst maybe, but a lot of Jaime being absolutely RIDICULOUSLY in love with Ser Brienne of Tarth, canon-divergence? HELL YEA

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/31nyUYB

[all-might-fanboy]

Oh shit another addition to the chucklefuckle

Comin at ya with a former rebellion leader rustblood! They’re pretty much some chaotic evil flirt whos here to wreck/fuck highbloods day.

Name: The Savior

Age: ????(Old as fuck tho)

Sign: Arcen

Pronouns: He/Him/They/Them

Height: 7’3

Family: Junjei,Bianca,Drasok,Mychal(essentially his kids), Seeker(hatchmate,Arpio sign)

Quads: ♠️(Has a Caliginous Crush)♥️♦️♣️

Quirk: doubles ‘n’ in replace for m,doubles ‘v’ in replace for w, uses punctuation often, caps when mad/upset

Likes: Grubs,flirting,Jadebloods,the sea,flirting,good fashion taste,drama, and flirting,teasing highbloods, his ‘kids’

Dislikes: Being dead,seadwellers(excluding Junjei),drones,the hemospectrum, talking about his scars

[askchilchuck]

*poofs into existence and hits mister chucklefuckle with the “anticrabinator 2000” before snapping an epic selfie*

Ahoy mister chilchuck long time no see :3 anyway I’m here to issue a lwittle sworry 😔 I was a bit of a haste last time so accept my gift

*a little hamper basket with wine and Nike Air Force platforms*

I’m trying to mend burned bridges with your lovely family 😔 I think puck forgave me 😃 but be carful she WILL try to steal your air forces (I got platforms because your short :3)

The anticrabinator 2000 has now shielded Chilchuck from all crabs and crab related transformations in a 20 mile radius. All crabs within its range, dead and alive, are blasted back to the boarders of its reach, disrupting wildlife and meals alike. I… Thank you…?

[scumtrout]

Why is it that whenever I read about the subject of kindle jailbreaking, there's always some chucklefuckle who's like 'what's the point of breaking a kindle?!! why do you need to jailbreak a kindle??!!' That's none of your business. What if, maybe, I want to jailbreak a kindle so I can download your dad's prostate? WHAT THEN?

[cal-is-tired]

Brain said fuck the rules.

Time to SCREAM, HYNENA TIME

CHUCKLEFUCKLE

I cant!!!!! I share a room!! I shall sit and silently scream instead

[mlmsamatoki]

Here’s my part of an art trade with @mystewybooxwx featuring his very cute OC Kahni!!!! I had a lot of fun messing playing with the screentones! 

[ask-squeak-and-the-ocs]

“ oh you chilchucks are always to interesting” *the little deer thing would say looking up at him with wide eyes “but to answer your question, sorta? Tumblr is a weeeeeird place where the rules of time don’t really apply. Believe it or not but you’re not the only chucklefuckle! There are many of you guys out there and it’s my job to make sure your timeline goes as it should and keep all the bad guys out! Teehehe”

“ we should be best friends “

*theres a slight puff of smoke in the room he’s in before a camera flash, after the smoke cleared and the flash wore off an about 3,5 cherub thing with quite a few deer like features floated infront of the man*

“Hello hello hello there mr! Glad to finally make my grand entrance onto your humble blog~ ‘tis I! The multiversal mad woman squeaker! Guardian off all the various timelines and symbol of chaos! Pleaaaaaased to meet ya!”

*she held out a picture to him*

“You may keep this as a souvenir”

@ask-squeak-and-the-ocs

(ANOTHER CHILCHUCK YIPPIEEEEEEEE)

The sudden flash of light has him covering his eyes, wincing. Her peppy demeanour certainly isn't helping, and paired with the smell of the smoke, she's an assault on most of his senses.

"Guardian of all the various timelines...?" He asks once he's not so disorientated, looking her up and down, "Does that mean you're the one who made it so I can interact with all the others..?" Chilchuck is quite frankly a little skeptical that this person is who she says she is, but she's certainly a symbol of chaos, that's for sure. Her taste in fashion is certainly... interesting. He's tired already.

And this... souvenir... He squints at it like he's trying to read fine print. Is that... Is that what the other Chilchuck is supposed to look like? He has no idea what he expected. Why does she think he wants this...?

[user-boxer]

This user listened to the Wii shop theme for four days straight 

Requested by: @chucklefuckle

[wormdykes]

some loser: hey me: tres horny boys are trans confirmed youre welcome chucklefuckle