#class is in session

[monsoonsosoon]

he's giving sexy professor vibes here...

[lisafrankenstan]

If Lisa Frankenstein is an instant cult classic, then daddio, I’m about to be the Jim Jones of monsterfucking

[charliework16]

they’re throwing down life lessons

[professorcy]

📚 The Introduction ☕

// Hello! welcome to my Forsaken OC's account,

First, we'll start with my intro!! I'm Evil, and I use They/Them pronouns. I’m 20 as of the time of posting this intro. :-] You will know it’s me typing if the post has a > // at the beginning of it.

// Onto the Characters intro

Cypress ‘Cy’ Patterson, Also known as The Professor, His pronouns are he/they, and he is 29 years old. He is nerdy and skittish, but efficient in what he does best.

He adjunctively teaches as a professor 

while finishing his doctorate in mathematics. The Professor holds the ability to solve 2 puzzles in one, But in smarts, he lacks stamina.  I don't have any references yet, but here is his Roblox avatar!

// Rules :-] General dni! Interactions are welcomed!

//Tags

Teaching || general posts

Afterclass  || Interactions

Tutoring  || Asks 

Studying || OOC posts

Smoke break || Interactions with Mr. Bong

[beefrobeefcal]

A class activity maybe?

Alright, Friendos! Class is in session. Courtesy of @covetyou & @rebel-held, today’s topic is:

What does Dark!Frankie of On the Waterfront look like in your mind’s eye?

Is he chubby all over?

Does he just sport a fabulous belly?

Discuss in the comments, contribute your THOTs - share with the class!

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩👌

[lessons-in-poison]

Welcome, dear students to my class.

OOC:

This blog is operated by one of the admins from @xaviers-student-union

The artist of my character is Emerchi, I own the character design in question.

Please no NSFW asks, while I am an adult [21] and so is Theo, I just am not comfortable with it.

Please dm me before initating angst with Theo.

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Name: Theodora Hearth

Nicknames: Theo, Miss.Lock.

Codename: Lady Hemlock

Age: 46

Birthday: 22rd of October

Star Sign; Scorpio

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Fluid

Teaches: Biology, Chemistry and Drama. Often acts as an additional teacher when needed as her science classes are AP, for the older students and thus aren't as scheduled as her colleges.

Mutation: Toxikinesis - The Ability to fully manipulate toxins and poisons. She is able to influence the type of substance her body creates, by consuming small amounts of that substance she's able to perfectly recreate it.

However, she's unable to do this with an antidote. Her ability only allows her to break down the ingredients, giving her a headstart.

Theo is highly resistant to toxins, but not conpletley immune. Her resistance is actually not natural and simply a side effect of consuming trace amounts of lethal toxins over the years.

Personality: Somewhat sly, and cunning. She is often tricky when it comes to her colleagues, never giving a full answer or statement if it's not a serious going on. However, she's genuine with students. Guiding them to realise that if they wish to survive in a world that hates them, they must numb themselves to childish insults and focus on their surroundings and on rising as much as they can to succeed.

Backstory: A former member of the mutant brotherhood, she betrayed Magneto and sought the X-Men for refuge in her teens. Joining them and after attending university, she rejoined the institute now as a teacher

[clairedelune-13]

Emmrich makes me feel like I’m crushing on my college professor 🤣

[milfsisyphus]

What is the closeted garlic bread fic….all the others are classics of course so i trust your taste ty❤️

everyone’ s a critic

[ffverr]

I have SO MUCH to Say about how the X-Men 97' show is adapting storm's arc and lifedeath overall....a HUGE rant is incoming because it is my duty, as number one lifedeath fan to step up and promote the genius of this arc that to me isn't quite achieved in the cartoon.

[hotchs-big-hands]

What is Hotch's penis size, both canonically and in your fics?

OOOOO okay okay let's get brainstorming girlies!!! so 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Obvs in the fics he's got a horse cock AKCJFJFSJFKFK JOKING JOKING nah nah I think he's around 7.5-8 inches in my fics. Girthy, and very veiny.

In canon? Hmmm it's hard to say!

I mean. For research purposes we are looking closely at these. And hmmm idk! I mean obvs here he's flaccid but yeah 🤨 I guess I just sorta think more abt the way I do in fics but canon ? Anyone else got any ideas ?

[peterbenjaminparkour]

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[hiswrlds]

@celestikal  /  

“ Alright, how about this —  flowers or butterflies ?  Don't think too much, just pick one .  ” 

[beefrobeefcal]

Okay, okay, okay.

I love that photo. HOWEVER, and pls don't scream at me, I would NOT call that a chubby tummy. 🫣 I would say it def has potential!

Like maybe it's Frankie after the first time Mouse makes him lasagna, and he certainly overindulges because IT'S MOUSE'S FREAKIN' LASAGNA. It's her specialty, and he's never had anything like it. Instant fav.

Of course, over time, the overindulging becomes more and more frequent an occurrence. Bye bye, flat tummy! Hello BIG FREAKIN' FISH. 🥵🤤

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

Is it wrong to say...

Babes... Friendos... Peeps. Hear me out...

This picture?

Not chubby in the Beefro sense... BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!

In fact, as I was being bombarded by this picture by Friendos across the planet after @patti7dc mentioned it, I was having a convo with another friendo.

Pardon the typo, but this pic, to me is early days of Frankie living with Mouse... maybe, as Nonnie said, it is the first time she made him lasagna and he's feeling it.

BUT I LEAVE THE FLOOR TO YOU, CLASS - THOTS?

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[epitome-the-burnkid-viii]

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[sifyareads]

time to start the winter semester! good luck to all the students gearing up for a lot of studying. fingers crossed for an enjoyable semester and no panic attacks!

[craske]

i NEED more of wizard and dejammed shadow milk duo i think their very silly heh (their so father and son chat)

okay! 👍