#clean your glasses

[zaharya-unfiltered]

Reminder to clean your glasses

(seriously, do it now, it'll be really nice afterwards)

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Are you grumpy? Try cleaning your glasses.

Seriously. You can take that either literally (if you wear glasses) or metaphorically (in a "rose colored glasses" sense). Personally, I've found it works either way.

It's amazing how quickly a near invisible film of sweat, and tears, and fingerprint smears can accumulate on your lenses, if you haven't taken the time to clean them recently.

That build up is gradual, and you may not noticing it happening, but it still makes it harder to focus on every day things, and it makes the whole world seem a little grey and dingy, and that might end up being the one-straw-too-many that's breaking your back.

[watermelon-converse]

joke time. why did the person have trouble cleaning their glasses?

because they couldn’t see.

it’s funny because my vision is terrible

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.

[mazeyphaedra]

intrepid heroes the smokeshows that you are

[mobydickering]

my favourite thing about glass onion is picturing how relieved phillip must have been that weekend to finally get his tub back. that's real LBGT rep right there.

[raisengen]

I appreciate that Abjurer Silence not wearing glasses is kinda weird (even if the trailer shows her losing them), but I also appreciate how she’s changing into a class with less range at the same time.

Yes she’s short-sighted, no she’s not wearing contacts, no she can’t heal more than two tiles away, yes it’s because she can’t see what’s happening.

[pyrepostings]

whumpee who's only given soft water to drink/bathe with.

[bonglife420]

Got this neat little slide holder 😁

[rainbowsky]

Flash!

[jackgoodfellow]

He's despicable, I'll take 12.

[Work-In-Progress]

Please feel free to drop your favorite toxic positivity slogans in the notes!

I want to write at least one such quote on this image. The top contender right now is "We all have the same 24 hours in a day!"

Also valid examples: "Nothing's impossible!", "Anyone can do it!", and "Pull yourself up by the bootstraps!" - or maybe just "Self-made :)"

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Originally drawn in crayon at my local bar's game night because tabletop games are slow as fuck

[mpekamitzii]

prompted by the current heatwave(s),hi neurodivergent people how do you feel about air conditioning

[daisyndahlia]

sometimes i remember george got groomed on the show then i want to kill myself

[link-sans-specs]

How do you make cleaning so dang sexy? 🥵

GMM2413

Crazy Whipped Cream Flavors (Taste Test)

[difeisheng]

never underestimate the power of a silly little winter beverage as a treat. took a sip of my first peppermint hot chocolate of the year and instantly felt everything in my life suddenly seem less shitty by at least five degrees

[fragmentedblade]

"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"

Hardly could get more Western film than this