#clearing out my inbox*

[frownyalfred]

Super spy Alfred is so dear to me like everyone is stumped on a certain case and his ass just knows what’s going on bc oh! he had a hand in that in another life!

Every time Bruce comes across a vague mention of British intelligence allegedly being involved in an old case file, he just looks up and Alfred is whistling obliviously in the corner while dusting. He has things he suspects Alfred had a hand in, but he can't prove anything. And Alfred will only divulge those stories when they're relevant to a case, so good luck Bruce.

I love the idea that Alfred was just as much of a horndog as Bruce at his age, so all his fussing about romantic partners and sleeping with the enemy is 110% hypocritical.

[jubileeeeee]

TFO BLURR!!

I was feeling like my bot drawings were getting kinda stiff, and blurr was the perfect remedy :)

His ref + slightly diff design below the cut vv

[cubbihue]

If Timmy struggled with adjusting to magic because he was raised on earth, does that mean this is the reason Peri also struggles? Since in his early years he grew up on earth with his parents?

Yup! There's a multitude of reasons why Peri struggles so much, but they all lie in his origins. Peri was born from a wish! And Wishes, well. They're not meant to last long. Most wishes become unstable as the years go by, but Peri's persisted because he's an entire living being!

CosWan initially feared Peri wouldn't grow up properly, but he turned out nearly as fine as any other Fairy would! Probably!!

Growing up on Earth, being related to the VonStrangles, born from a 10 year old's wish, living past the lifespan of wishes, beyond that of humans... Each part is rather small, but when added together, it culminates into a very... very unstable baby.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[epiphainie]

in which situations do you think buck takes control and in which tommy? (idk, groceries, traveling, taxes).

groceries - buck takes control. any other necessities they have to shop for he doesn't give much fuck about but he's particular about the food he cooks so they stop by three different stores for his preferred brands and where he thinks keeps the freshest tomatoes. also he gets into a random fad diet every other month where he convinces himself this is his lifestyle now and they have to shop according to that. tommy goes along, knowing that they will have to clear out all that low-carb gluten-free unsweetened pancake mix at the end of the month

traveling - buck again. only because he's staying on task when someone gives him an itinerary and a checklist and tommy gets too high and mighty about knowing his directions which gets them stranded in the stupidest parts of the city they are in. obviously this gets buck bitchy to which in turn tommy gets bitchy and he points out how buck spent his 20s being a beachcomber through the continent to which buck goes "well tommy we don't have unlimited PTO!"

house maintenance - tommy. buck will huff and puff and complain about what the fuck tommy is getting up to now (tommy decides on a random sunday that they need a new porch) but he'll let him do his thing, knowing it'll probably be a nice addition or an improvement.

(you didn't ask but) sex - buck. okay hear me out, tommy leads and guides the entire thing but at the end of the day, even at his most dommy dom, he just goes along with what he knows buck wants. buck's like "noooo tommy, i don't wanna be on my stomach getting fucked into this sofa right now" and tommy's like "deffo, babe" and do exactly that. at the start of their relationship it was a little different with tommy showing buck what he doesn't know but now it's buck with tommy wrapped around his finger eventho they're both still pretending tommy has any say in that they do.

taxes - tommy's cousin. those two are NAWT dealing with money. they're too pretty and too pure spirited for that.

[merrrrrrrrrrru]

Will thy meru of 11 r's bless us by enlightening with thee hermes x perseus ?

this is for all the requests piling up in my inbox lmao

[crushedsweets]

Lazari doodle? For the poor? 😋

Something quick !

[616ioi]

Hear me out:

Sakamoto days characters...

With a mommy kink

❛ #OHMY! Sakamoto days.

────────── sakadays with mommy kinks .ᐟ.ᐟ

⤿ pairings. various x gn reader

⤿ contents. sub characters, no pronouns mentioned apart from 'mommy', mentions of breeding kink, hc. this contains mature content, read at your own discretion.

⤿ thoughts. loud and clear babe 🗣 in this tier, x's group. x's group and x's group. might've overdone the actual mommy kink category 😛

Not so big on it. They use it for your pleasure, or even if they want something reallyyyy badly. They would peer at you with their teary eyes and whine out a small, barely audible, 'mommy I'll do anything...'. Very likely to give in to your every demand though. Weak to you.

gaku. shishiba. rion akao. taro sakamoto. yoichi nagumo. shaotang lu.

This might just be a breeding kink kind of 'mommy'. They'll want to make you into one, gasping and hissing into your ear as you ride them (it doesn't even matter if you can't get pregnant, they'll try so hard for you).

They're cursing, hips stuttering into you as they watch eagerly as their cock disappears inside of you.

natsuki seba. yostumura satoru. kashima (this one would also like to ride you). haruma. kindaka. gozu. hyo.

It starts out innocently. It's gentle. The way you love them. It's something new, something addictive. You'd kiss their cheek and bop their nose and tease them.

You'd show subtle signs of dominance like guiding them, acts of service and then praises will spill from your lips. "Good job", "make me so proud", "such a pretty thing". That's how you'd test the waters. One night, their fingers graze your inner thigh, squeezing the plush, kneading at you.They say they're busy. Can't lose focus.

"Don't 'cha wanna make mommy feel good?" Their breath is audibly caught in their throat. Pupils blowing wide and a whimper leaves them. Yesyesyes. They go feral. Though, getting them to call you mommy is hard. They'll do anything to avoid it because of how weak their knees get.

kumanomi. UZUKI (BUT I MIGHT BE BIASED). osaragi. kamihate. heisuke mashimo. tenkyu. shin.

[saetiate]

if you feel left out of some sort of x reader circle / feel tumblr is cliquey you can lmk honestly off anon and i won’t post it and i’ll make an effort to look at your posts/selfships/fics more frequently and interact 🙂↕️ just tryna do my part. only caveat is that i might take a bit to get to it but i will :>

[ichorai]

ok ok HEAR ME OUT‼️ i know that the poll for your jaime fic has been decided and the casterly rock au lost…. but what if we potentially got a few headcannons for it?!?!? like maybe a little blurb…. a few hundred words abt bitter wolf going stir-crazy not knowing where her nieces are or her and jaime finding a genuine routine of just being with each other. his only request being that they eat meals together so she cant isolate herself. GGGIOIDDDD I LOVE THEM

casterly rock au where bitter wolf and jaime get married headcanons !! read the actual fic here :)

this au would happen given oberyn never dies, tyrion then wins his trial, and tywin lives. it's a very big chain of events branching from canon haha that's the beauty of grrm's universe, one little thing changed and the entirety of the story is altered!

onto the actual jaime/bw headcanons:

bw is completely restless in the castle, she's unable to sit still and is very irritable at everything (southern culture is always grating her the wrong way)

she tells jaime she misses home all the time, and his eyes would soften as he listens to her stories about her siblings (bw takes care to avoid talking about ned)

she goes horseriding often and jaime always follows - both because he's afraid she'll try to run away on her own and because he wants to spend time with her

getting married to jaime does have political advantages for bw: she would definitely use the support of jaime/tywin to her advantage and send more cavalries searching for arya and sansa.

bitter wolf is also negotiating retaking winterfell from the boltons; she would have tywin's agreement given a lannister heir becomes warden of the north, and obviously most of the north wants to see a (true) stark back in winterfell. winterfell would definitely be hers for the taking.

but the negotiating and planning takes many moons, and bw is stuck in casterly rock until then

bw tries to find ways to find and get in touch with brienne who they sent off months and months ago looking for sansa, and would ask jaime for his help in doing so

jaime finds himself practicing calling bw his wife when he's alone, but he never ends up actually calling her that. to him it feels like it demeans her - she feels like something more than his wife. after all, before a few moons ago, she wasn't his wife at all

their marriage remains unconsummated for several moons and jaime never pressures her to do anything she doesn't want to

in fact, they slept in separate chambers for a long while. it was only when they began to stay up late at night together, telling each other stories of old did they end up accidentally falling asleep together

jaime likes to watch her sleep, as creepy as that sounds HAHA he likes to watch how soft her features get when she rests, it makes her look so much younger

they're sooo skittish around one another during the first few weeks of their marriage, like they both want each other's cookie so bad but neither really says anything about it HAHAHA

one night jaime just caves and kisses her, fully expecting a slap to the face... and she does push him away out of shock, just a little startled shove... but she pulls him back just as quick to kiss him again

jaime makes bw read over his letters to tyrion on the wall before sending them to make sure he hasn't made any mistakes (yes bcs he's dyslexic but also bcs it gives him an excuse to talk to bw!)

cersei is unable to visit due to her duties (or her delusions of duties) to the crown but trust that she's absolutely SEETHINGGGG that jaime "betrayed" her

she's definitely fantasizing about ways of having bw murdered

bw spends a lot of time in the godswood. not because she's particularly religious, but just because it's one of the only parts of northern culture she still has to herself :( it's something they can't take away from her :(

jaime would have a new longbow made for bw, watches her practice shooting :( she tries to show him how to shoot properly, but his golden hand makes it awfully hard

bw would definitely convince jaime to get rid of the golden hand and use something more practical and less heavy

though bw isn't good with close combat or swordsmanship, she offers to spar with jaime completely knowing he could best her even with his missing hand - she also wants an excuse to get close to him

the topic of having heirs is something jaime randomly brings up over breakfast one day and this 100% freaks bw out a little bit and jaime picks up on it and quickly changes the subject

he wouldn't bring it up again until bw mentions it herself a few days later - tywin wants an heir (specifically a male heir) to become warden in the north. she tells jaime that by right, winterfell belongs to sansa now, regardless of whether you have children or not, and the priority should be finding sansa, which they still haven't

so jaime's take away from that convo 1) sending more guards to look for sansa and 2) having a child is somewhat (?) still on the table

communication abt important matters really isn't their forte LMFAOO

nonetheless jaime is always treating her with so much patience and respect :( even when bw has her angry outbursts

tells her that he would have wanted to marry her whether or not he struck the deal with tywin

bw pretends like his words don't affect her, but her heart is racing a mile a minute

ugh i love these two to bits and pieces! writing up these hcs were so fun :(

[frownyalfred]

So what's "your" Batlantern/ what interpretation do you gravitate towards?

(Like, how do they get together, how do they learn each others identities, how many kids does Bruce already have when they get together, how long until they tell the League, stuff like that.

Also just physically how do they look, who's taller, etc.)

I love a Hal who's cocky but trying to hide emotional depth, and a Bruce who's forced to fumble with romance because his normal charisma is failing him in the face of a colleague/friend who knows him better than he should.

I love it when they're friends, and then maybe fwbs, and then eventually something serious. I don't love when Hal figures out Bruce's identity first, since I think they'd either 1) both know the other's identity eventually or 2) Bruce would absolutely know Hal's first, no matter what happens between them. He's too paranoid, in my mind.

I love subverting Batlantern with Superbat tropes, so I'm going to say I think they're roughly the same height, enough that they can sometimes swap clothes, but Bruce is definitely carrying a bit more muscle than Hal (their jobs make it this way, Batlantern in retirement are probably about the same physique)

I don't think they'd ever tell the League unless they had to. Hal, because he's a private person, and Bruce because there's no professional reason for them to know (other than next of kin documents or something like that if one of them died).

[octavodeci]

Can you draw SJ pushing Camille down a flight of stairs?

More canon than hiring a bunch of thugs to beat him up.

[cubbihue]

POV: You just got apprehended by your own lawyer.

Chimmy Changa spent his early years as a Public Defense Lawyer. He had to get really into shape because. For some reason. He kept getting clients who'd bolt from the court room.

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+ bonus sketches i tossed out becuase i couldnt draw them to my satisfaction >:I !!

[xinganhao]

hi!! i'm so in love with your work, thank you so much for putting out all of this for us 🌺 this might seem like a weird question, but if you had to choose five of your current work that you would want people to read the most, which do you think it would be?~ i think all of them are nice tbh, i'm just curious which of your works you like the most 🦋

you're so lovely, anon! this was one of the sweetest asks i've gotten aaah (ᗒᗨᗕ) my five recos (in no particular order)

svt checking in on an overworked!reader. just some soft hours all around, and i think the texts & headcanons balance each other out really well. :) i enjoyed the little 'see also's after each member heh!

svt detective x thief au. oh man, i'll never shut up about this... i loved getting to do something outside the usual! and the drabbles under the cut ｡^‿^｡ i still think of this one a lot LOL. u/purple-eustoma's mind has to be Studied for this request.

fake dating seungkwan. this one is formatted differently from a number of my smaus, mostly because i think i might expand on this as a fic so i'm holding back hehe,, but the format!!! so so so fun!!! i think this is where i started thinking i can get away with some experimenting. <3

chan x fansite!reader. this plot is so very dear to me,, fun fact: i didn't know which member to pair with the fansite!reader character, but then i saw this tweet about dino & his fansite (trans: 'he's like a boyfriend indulging his girlfriend') and i was SOLDDD.

🥁🥁🥁 and, of course— maybeee a cheat because it's a series atp lol but vernon dates rockstar!reader ??? if i will have any legacy at all, i hope it's that one. still wholly indebted to the anon who requested it in the first place, but this one makes me super soft because i'm a dolly first & foremost, and vernon has been so fun to explore in this verse. i'm a sucker for experimental formats [as i've mentioned], and so the format for part three (the 'vernhow' section) was a dream. can't wait to wrap this up in two. <3

thank you anon for letting me yap ab myself for a bit! i hope you're having a good day (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[merrrrrrrrrrru]

modern day hermes is not beating the workaholic allegations lmao

[marimayscarlett]

The year 2024 is coming to an end... and I can say it has been a wonderful year in this fandom 🤍

After last year, I did not expect that we could experience and witness such a carefree year and amazing tour of the band, and I am incredibly happy and grateful for it. Rammstein brings me so much joy, and watching some recordings from this year's tour today fills me with such a warm and nostalgic feeling – it was simply magical.

I'm so thankful for this band, and especially for this community here. So open, warm-hearted, and accepting, it's a joy to be a part of it. Have a wonderful New Year's Eve and a good start into the new year 🤍

[ifindus]

I'm Just Ken but with denmark🩷🧎🏼‍♂️‍➡️

hmmmmm