#clustertruck

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Resquested by @jademonass2

[deltastorm101]

recently i've been playing games in the morning after waking up and i love it actually. clustertruck gets me awake so fast

[grub-karkat-in-strange-places]

(he's being flung)

[onlineappreviews]

A ClusterTruck-inspired food delivery app brings numerous restaurants under one roof to receive bookings via payment methods. Everything is tracked in real-time as well.

[an-aussie-button-masher]

Bizarre Adventures - Five Especially Oddball Games

   We’ve got all these different genres and subgenres to choose from, but some games just defy logical explanation. They may sound strange on paper, but these are the games that always end up being loads of the silliest, most chaotic kind of fun with their bizarre premises, nonsensical mechanics, goofy physics and/or surreal humour. I’ve gathered a handful of these particularly strange games that are sure to bring their own unique enjoyment that you won’t find anywhere else. From giant garbage collections and ragdoll warzones to time-travel shenanigans, sadistic felines and recklessly determined trucks, there’s something here for everyone. Leave your sensibilities at the door and jump right in - enjoy!

Rabbids Go Home    The infamous screaming hyperactive rabbits have abandoned harassing Rayman and embarked on their own adventure packed with endless garbage and non-stop collateral damage. The Rabbids are planning to go to the moon! How, you ask? Simple - a giant pile of trash. Where will they get lots of trash? The human cities! Surely they won’t mind as the Rabbids race around streets, malls, hospitals and sewers with reckless abandon, grabbing loose litter, construction equipment, yipping guard dogs and plane engines and tossing it all into their bottomless shopping trolley. The humour is the strangest form of slapstick as the humans grow increasingly defensive of their trash, deploying bombs and exterminators against the Rabbids - only for it all to end up, you guessed it, in the trolley as it screams through civilisation. The platforming is surprisingly tricky - have you ever tried parkouring across skyscraper rooftops in a shopping trolley? The Rabbids endure comical abuse as they hurl themselves at and through all obstacles standing in the way of their mission to go home.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator    Rally your troops and send them into battle…and then watch as they fling themselves at each other like sacks of bricks, toppling over themselves and flailing their limbs all about. TABS is a war strategy game, but instead of the grim nightmarish reality of combat, it’s a silly mass of blank-faced puppets “fighting” in colourful, polygonal fields, plains and towns. The game boasts some rather unorthodox deployable units mostly themed after historical eras, from stone-age spear-throwers and painted mammoths to literal flying demigods - each and every one as dumb as rocks. Just trying to get your loyal soldiers to wobble their way across the battlefield is hard enough before they collide with the enemy in a tangled mess of ragdolling limbs and googly eyes, fighting in the funniest war ever fought.

No Time to Explain    Your future self has been grabbed by a giant enemy crab and is losing comical amounts of blood - there’s no time to explain! Grab his kickback-heavy laser gun and launch yourself after him! NTTE is a difficult physics-based platformer with surreal level design and humour; time-travel stories usually tend to make very little sense, but this game refuses to explain any of the bizarre situations you and your growing number of endangered future selves end up in. There’s no time to, after all! Keep your momentum going as you roll through a world made of cake, pull yourself through an electrified asylum, race through your own internal organs, and fly through a robo-dinosaur-infested city - it only gets stranger from here, with intense bossfights, tricky platforming, catchy chiptune music and a hilariously head-scratching plot.

Battleblock Theater    Multiply the nonsense levels with friends in this co-op platforming challenge! A horde of sadistic cats have taken over the decrepit theatre you and your friends have crashed into, and are holding your absolute bestest friend Hatty Hattington hostage. Thrown into brutal theatrical gladiatorial gauntlets, you must dodge all sorts of deadly obstacles like spikes and lasers and use the environment to your advantage as you climb, jump and slide through each level. A goofy, catchy soundtrack and a narrator that’s completely off his rocker accompany the constant cycle of death and respawning on your rescue mission, freeing more and more of your oddly-shaped companions as Hatty watches from the seat of honour. Singleplayer is an option of course, and is still almost as silly and chaotic as with friends - albeit without the threat of the occasional cheeky bit of friendly fire!

Clustertruck    Across deserts, icy plains and futuristic cities, the most suicidal convoy of trucks race towards the finish line even if it means crashing into each other and flipping through the air - and you’ve decided to hitch a ride. The aptly-named Clustertruck is the most treacherous and adrenaline-pumping parkour game you’ve ever played as you play hopscotch on a battalion of truck trailers; the floor is instant death, on the occasions it's even there at all. Dodge low-hanging signs, lasers, shattered rock pillars and blazing trucks sent flying through the air around you and pull off sick tricks to get a speed boost and extra points, but don’t outpace the convoy and find yourself directly in their path - these trucks don’t have brakes. Behind the blaring truck horns, the thumping soundtrack will get your heart racing and your toes tapping as you focus on staying alive and reaching that chequered flag amidst the chaos.

   It’s good to be a little silly every now and then. Do you know of any other unusual games that fit the bill? Let me know! Feedback, reblogs and likes are all much appreciated!

   Thanks for listening!

An Aussie Button-Masher

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Video Game Track Bracket Round 1

Final Truckdown from Clustertruck

vs.

The Families (Lumeris Theme) from Endless Space 2

No propaganda was submitted for either track.

If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

[hdusa]

a long long time ago in early s6 someone suggested the idea of making a flash games website for lifesteal. if mostly everyone on lifesteal were to have gimmick minigame(s) what do you think they would be?

Oh yeah I'm perfect for this don't worry

princezam: rotate tubes to make a line connect

4C: flower frenzy/skee ball

clownpierce: any of those FNAF mini games

pangi: chess or smth

derapchu: maze with a jumpscare

leowook: space invaders with tnt minecarts

jumperwho: crossy road

squiddo: colouring book

baconnwaffles: solve his riddle

manepear: find his pages

flamefrags: word game

spoke : that snowboarding game or clustertruck

jumperwho: crossy road

squiddo: colouring book or sans boss fight

baconnwaffles: solve his riddle

manepear: find his pages

flamefrags: word game

spoke: that snowboarding game or clustertruck

spoke 2: clash royale 7x elixir

roshambo: solitaire

hannahxxrose: jeopardy

terrain: also jeopardy

mapicc: schedule 1

jepex: math game

minutetech: basketball

mrcube: coding challenge or memory game

midnystic: spot the difference

reddoons: lying on a resume or only up

ashswag: fraud or super smash flash 2

poafa: skylanders shooty game

yeah Jaron: cookie clicker

vort3x: claw machine

rekrap2: gumball dino donkey dash

ecorridor & pentar: fireboy & lava girl

Spepticle: Henry stickman

subz: jump king

SB737: taxes

vitalasy: rhythm game

planet: duckhunt but valorant

chiefxd: just like 7 jumpscares

wemmbu: snakes and ladders

[alice-syndrome-archived]

I honestly think it would be funny if Goat and their Narinder have the most saccharine, fluffy, panicked-while-hand-holding romance possible in sharp contrast to the emotional roller coaster clustertruck that is Narilamb.

[ai-art-thieves]

Welcome to the A2T Detective Agency

Established "Only Good Cop of Tumblr"

Hello! I'm the resident officer of this one man police department/detective agency.

I initially made this blog to investigate ai art theft bots and alert artists about them, but now I've expanded it to be about spreading the word about general forms of online evil.

Case Types:

Stolen Content (Catalogues content thieves of all kinds, bot or not.)

AI Scumbaggery (Using AI generated content to steal or create content, or manipulate others.)

Illegal Content (Self-Explanatory.)

Sockpuppeting (Where you create multiple accounts for the sole purpose to make your main account look better or ban evade.)

Harassment (Self-Explanatory)

Scams (Also Self-Explanatory. Dropshipping also counts as a scam.)

Astroturfing (Bleeds in with Sockpuppeting.)

Deception (Straight up lying to people. Not to be confused with unreality content. It becomes more of a problem if you are actively scrubbing evidence of what you did/any form of information that would contradict your case)

Cases:

Sevenart.ai (The one that started it all!) (THIS CASE IS NOW CLOSED)

Copycat Bots (Bots that repost images and even copy/paste posts and tags.)

Ivan the Terrible Mouthwasher (A swarm of various social media accounts that posts illegal and gore content involving children and animals under the tags for the game "Mouthwashing".) (CW: mentions of gore, child porn, child gore, rape, animal torture, extreme fetishes, executions)

Lavenderconstellation.store (Notorious dropshipping scam site that uses bots/takes over other blogs to promote themselves) - Side Mission: Jeremy James Hammers (One of Lavenderconstellation.store's bots reblogged a post from an antisemitic, far-right leaning man that thinks he's both Jesus Christ and Dream of the Endless from "The Sandman". I can't find the answer as to why this happened, but it did open the door to a rabbit hole that is far stranger than any case tackled here.) (CW: antisemitism and transphobia.)

Carina Ayland (Formerly Verridith v. m0t0k0. What starts off as a simple case of plagiarized works turns into a wild day at Judge A2T's courtroom. Eventually it ends in the two burring the hatchet and uniting against one enemy: a serial manipulator, harasser, and palette thief by the name of Carina Ayland.)

CANMKING, aka Arron Mckoy (A DJ/rapper/artist from London, England who is using two content farm accounts (Facts by Briggs and Riley Frankcap) to scam people out of their money via a kofi-like service.)

Crippled-Peeper (AKA, the plant profile pic saga. Another one of those "open and shut case turned clustertruck" kind of situations, only this time the whole situation evolved into what could only be described as "Now That's What I Call 2014-2017 Tumblr Drama". Not my brightest moment.) (THIS CASE IS NOW CLOSED.)

glitter-galaxy67 (A kid that was harassing and bullying a user by the name of idkwhoiam6 and stealing their art.) (THIS CASE IS NOW CLOSED.)

knot-ready (also known as knot-readyy and knot-readyyy. Notable zoophile that harasses their detractors. One of her followers screenshots anyone that tries to call her out.. Did I mention she is a zoophile? Because she is.) (she adds another "y" to every new account she makes to avoid bans.) (CW: zoophilia, mentions of rape fantasies and incest)

Belmin Heralic (Spams promotion for his youtube channel with multiple accounts. Hates people calling him out for this.)

How to report....

Stolen Content: If it's a bot, you can report as spam. BUT, it has to be from the "report something else category". If this doesn't work, file a DMCA.

Illegal Content: Usually this content gets nuked right away by a simple report. You can give the report multiple links as well. The more, the merrier.

If the image of the child is innocent, but the reblogs and posts itself are in a suggestive context, do mention it when filing the report under child abuse.

If you spot content involving candid shots (people getting filmed and posted in a sexualized context without their permission), file it under a privacy violation under the victim's behalf.

Reposted porn gifs and videos can be nuked simply by filing it under a sexually explicit report. Again, it has to be from the "report something else category". Otherwise, it will do nothing.

Harassment: Only report for harassment if a block doesn't stop them.

AI Scumbaggery: Can overlap with any one of the above. Don't report something solely because it is AI generated.

Scam: Report as spam/bot. Not sure if you can report it as Unlawful Uses or Content, but it wouldn't hurt to try!

[temiree]

I did this as a birthday gift to RudyYEEN last week. The background features some things relevant to him from over the past year! Beat Saber, GeoGuessr, Clustertruck, Fortnite, his dog Nova, Cities Skylines II, art, music, TV (watching commercials with me on my stream), and a ringing phone (because he has a habit of calling the old 1-800 numbers he sees)!

[yourreddancer]

clustertruck, wankpanzer, delorean

[satoshi-mochida]

Some indie game recommendations from ones I’ve played or know enough about them to suggest them to others(mostly in no particular order), Part 7.

Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9

Eternights

Iron Lung

The Stanley Parable

Dredge

Cult of the Lamb

No Time to Explain

We Become What We Behold(Creator’s itch.io page/Steam version)

Amanda the Adventurer

One Chance

SCP – Containment Breach

60 Seconds series

There Is No Game series

Valiant Hearts(I think it counts as indie)

The Final Station

Idol Showdown

Mundaun

Night of the Consumers

Endoparasitic

Passpartout Series

Kemono Heroes

Melatonin

Blossom Tales series

Decarnation

LISA Series

Shiver

Clustertruck

The Flame in the Flood

The Pedestrian

Guts and Glory

Poly Bridge Series

400 Years

VVVVVV

Disillusion

[little-shiny-sharpies]

House rules suggestions

official tag for this absolute clustertruck of an au prompt is going to be #multimediamayhem and to clarify not all of these are romantic f/os *gestures at strawberry* she built this ever shifting home and peridot and entrapta represent my autism they do the dishes

[earhartsease]

of course cheese slices are a fun thing to throw at elon's clustertrucks but can we also recommend concentrated salt water

[steamsalenotifier]

The game publisher/developers tinyBuild are having a massive sale!

This sale has actually been going on for a few days already- it began on April 5th. I didn't quite notice it until today though, so here we are! The sale will be ongoing until April 12th.

There's quite a large number of games that are discounted here, even beyond the ones shown here. The Party Hard series, the Hello Neighbor series, Surgeon Simulator, Not For Broadcast, Clustertruck, Lovely Planet Arcade, I Am Bread....

To reiterate, the sale doesn't end until April 12th, at approximately noon EST (time according to the email I received.) If you're looking for a new game to try out, be sure to check this sale out before it ends!