#complicated.

[dinobot]

i get so antsy im like if i do a fic where leela rehabilitates a tycho clone/the tycho we know post fatum iustum stultorum incident am i mom-zoning her. i hate mom-zoning women. but im also having her put him in a little containment unit where he can buzz around like a little bee until he gets tired and stops trying to murder her on sight . so

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

phenex, we're not mad. i mean, i kind of figured you let her go.

we just... we want to understand. we want to get it. you keep saying we won't, but we've never even been able to try to understand because we don't know what's going on.

so, please. can we try to understand? - jester

that...

it's complicated.

[rotdeadguts]

Are you seeing anyone?

Why

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[bruhstation]

you’re just like the rest of them

[platosworstnightmare]

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

[owlparliament]

being poly is great and cool except when its not. sighhhhh. for the record when its not cool is when the Insecurities set in, and u get to grapple with wondering if the human u love most in this world feels the same abt u

[gumtub]

My mom reminds me of Leslie knope in a million little ways. Loves politics and is an idea person and friendly and all that. And she also is a person who loves clutter and candy. Remember that episode where we see Leslie’s house. That’d be my moms house if I let her. Like a table full of birdhouses. Newspapers from 1988. My mom needs all that stuff. She bought about 30 marigold flowers on impulse and left me to deal with them and she keeps putting junk in the front yard and I have to tell her mom you look absurd doing this please please stop I’m trying so hard to make your house livable and she fights me and ignores me all day long. She’s a Gemini and talking to her is like I have repeat and repeat and fight and shout against her own thoughts in order to be heard.

[satanicdollx]

they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far

[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[greykolla-art]

⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️

I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

Why not? If watching them is important, then doesn't that suggest there might be a reason for it? That they might be important too?

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[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Attention Christians - THIS is what Jesus would do. Put his body on the line, speak truth to power, and demand justice for the starving and oppressed. 🙌

Thank you, @christiansforafreepalestine, for being an example of true decency and faith in action.

“Our scriptures say ‘woe to you, who eat while others go hungry!” they called out to senate staff.

Saying “Congress won’t eat until Gaza eats,” over 60 Christians from across the U.S. are nonviolently blockading the Senate Cafeteria to pressure the Senate and their staffers to support a permanent ceasefire in Gaza, restore aid to UNRWA, and end military funding to Israel. #CFPAction

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

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[ashleyrguillory]

And I didn’t talk to him ever again