#constantshark

[morgangalaxy43]

John Constantine deserves an award for being the best bisexual disaster in DC

[starry-dwarf-froggo]

"I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship"

[holycafe]

Very fucked up actually that I haven't seen a single John Constantine / King Shark post yet this shark week 😔

[youwillfindilluminating]

In season 3 episode 5 of HBO’s Harley Quinn, Constantine is wearing an “I Tanked the Shark” t-shirt (passed out after the drinking contest) that... CAN’T be a coincidence, right? 👀

[everlastingremorse-blog]

Watching the first episode of the new season of Harley Quinn.

And I do think it’s sweet the King Shark (the best character) is going to be a father…

BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS CONSTANTNTINE, YOUR BOYFRIEND YIU BAFOON

[fire-fira]

I randomly stumbled across this, and ngl it screams John Constantine/King Shark to me.

You're welcome. lol

[letzoespoilyou]

Why can't they just give us what we want and have the Constantine x King Shark ship in the comics. I don't care if it's how they got together or just them awkwardly having to do a mission after the break up or just them having a casual fling or FWB relationship but just some more content. God damn it I just want more of them!

[raeynbowboi]

Holy Trinity of Gay Himbo Sharks

[bridoesotherjunk]

King Shark in the next movie: I have boyfriend.

The others: What the fuck does that mean-- are- are you fucking someone? How is that even physically possible!???

King Shark: *points at Constantine* Boyfriend do magic. Sex good.

The others: What the actual fuck.... um.... We're very happy for you...?

[morgangalaxy43]

John being King Shark’s ex is one of my favorite things and it’s so funny how it’s completely canon

[proxysart-retired]

Happy for the new canon DC boyfriends !!!

[seven-oomen]

IM SORRY, Im new to DCU KING SHARK IS JOHN’S EX?????

Sure is nonny. It's canon in the DC animated movies.

[stormcallart]

Hoping on this Constantine/kingshark party

Some lovebites just hurt more than others ;)

[languiddragon]

Most of the things I love about the internet can be described as being part of the fact that there are John Constantine/King Shark(Nanaue Sha’ark) fics on AO3

[peppercreeper]

Season 3 please? Lol. I need to see it happen.

[gothamcitycentral]

I think it would just be funny if DC made like a HBO Max show or something that’s just the misadventures of their Magic Users.

Like, Zatanna would instantly be the main character, objectively. Her thing could be that she just wants to like- be a regular stage magician but is constantly bombarded with random magic issues.

By association John Constantine would be the acting duo protagonist. I firmly believe he should just be Zatanna’s annoying ex who randomly shows up on her couch. Probably has similar development to his Legends of Tomorrow show counterpart.

Then it’s probably the magic user of the week who summoned an elder god or something. Characters like Ragman and Dr. Fate probably deserve a few focus episodes. There would probably be some magic Atlantan artifact or something that would introduce King Shark. Mainly just to have a romantic plot with John.

Raven and Shazam would weasel their way into “main” character status. Zee and John would probably like- accidentally start raising like a 15-ish Raven, sort of, cuz of the whole Trigon thing. They would probably fight him in a season finale type deal or something.

Billy would just be the biggest chaotic force in the show, would probably have some really amusing scenes as Shazam before he lets them know he’s like barely 14.

Billy would probably bring the seven deadly sins as a plot line with him. So they probably travel to Hell and face/meet them one at a time, working their way to Mammon. Maybe Zatanna gets a cool succubus gf like Chantinelle down there I don’t know.