#contain this dumbass

[t4tails]

[skythealmighty]

Guilt.

(Based on Wheel's daydream in ITFT 4:00)

[sna1lboy]

[merelyafigment]

... I didn't expect these two to take this pre-slash ficlet to a sexual place, but really, that's on me. Expecting the gay chicken duo to not go there a little with their teasing banter? My bad.

[the--firevenus]

I know people had a mix feeling about batman being there where its literally out of his skill set / territory (space mission, magic stuff, etcs the like)

But I do love the irony so much. Like this guy is a JUST A GUY, he bleed, he def first and easiest to kill cuz he doesn't have power? Hell he use tools, steal that and you may got advantage over him easy. And yet. AND YET.

This mere mortal opinion was held up high by his comrade, his league that consist of meta human / gods put their trust in him, he's the beacon of hope to a city that shrouded in the dark from the rest of the world, he had allies from every fraction and even tho some of them hates his gut, hate him as a person, would still lay their life on the line for this guy cuz they know better to listen to him. Hell even his rogues gallery at one point or another had save him out of their own volition, and have a whole lot of respect for the guy even tho they punch each other every other Wednesday.

Point is, it's never stop being somewhat funny and amusing to see Batman in places he has no reason to be at, someone from far galaxies away can be like "ah this dude must be their leader, their God.." then hard cut to Bruce flop down his bed after too many hours awake, too many injuries, too many drama like damn and finally succumb to sleep after being forced to.

[cloud9v]

*mass destruction starts playing on max volume*

i couldn't resist, the memer braincell is too powerful

necro belongs to @cherry-blossom-qf

[getyinyusedtoit]

not to be that guy but it's kind of strange to complain about cezhou being treated like the main characters when they're literally the main characters.

[ray-elgatodormido]

So I went and watched two Ne Zha movies. So here’s my quick fire ramblings.

Ne Zha 2019? Amazing! Just absolutely amazing! Balanced comedy and seriousness very well, very compelling characters, really good fight scenes, themes were handled well, made me cry, the dad is hot. The only complaint (and that is but a nitpick) was that I would have loved to see true form/grown up Ne Zha more because that design is stunning.

Reborn? Love the art direction. The setting is awesome. Voice acting is solid af. Mad respect for the more gritty tone/grasps that animation isn’t just for little children and is a medium for expression. But man… I found the fight scenes and antagonist cast underwhelming. Really the motorcycle chase sequences were the best parts action wise. And the evil dad wasn’t even that hot either. And Ao Bing… what have they done to you… I squirmed a lot tho, and teared up at the right times, but still. Could have used more toxic yaoi… huh?

Also my cats went to snuggle up around me when watching Reborn… If you know you know…🥲

[razzle-zazzle]

Erwin Caruso's most consistent character trait is his refusal to think things through all the way before he does them. This is largely seen in his various schemes to get famous as well as in other blunders he makes on impulse. However, this also can be a strength when he improvises solutions on the fly when there isn't time to think. In this essay I will—

[t4tadrienette]

Shinichi, sei un coglione

[chinko-kun]

Yoooo. This Edition of HOUSE OF LEAVES is

😜FUCKIN WILD BRO🤪

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Tired of cat owners whining and crying about people pressuring them to keep their cat indoors or put them in an enclosed space or on a leash when outdoors. Your piece of shit cat is killing native wildlife and is being exposed to who knows what kind of danger and disease; I'm just going to assume if you let your cat roam outside freely then you don't actually care about it as much as you claim you do.

[vaguely-concerned]

When I say that I think blue is fundamentally not a gamer what I really mean to say is that his way of interacting with a game would be nothing so sane or recognizable as like. playing it, btw. What he might be should he ever get interested enough to engage with the medium is some kind of nightmare speedrunner. He would view it as a battle of wills against an enemy coder (*sighs in star wars nonsense* …slicer…) and seek out every single way to glitch or break their game with uncanny bordering on unsettling focus until he could produce an ‘any%’ playthrough that somehow completed five minutes before you even pressed the start button. then he’d walk back and forth having a gloating little villain monologue about it. And that’s where he’d find his fun. ‘And so you see I have exposed the many woeful inadequacies of your coding and will enumerate your failings as I get to them while I explain each step of the process of engineering your downfall, trivial as it was. Please take notes as we go you clearly have much to learn here’

(zero who had just wanted to maybe have a fun little gaming night as a way to hang out without having to play kriffing scrabble again sighing and begrudgingly flashing heart emojis over his helmet screen as he sits back to watch the show and/or find out if he’s using the rest of his night for corpse disposal: well to be fair I’m not entirely sure what else I expected here)

(When I was writing my fics and rooting around deep in the podcast itself and the few precious extant social media posts that somehow survived every disaster that’s hit twitter and tumblr since the time of their posting ( :’) I have dragged myself through hell and over barbed wire on my stomach in the name of love, thank god I got in there in early 2023 before musk could finish the job with the bird hell app, I think it’s all lost to radioactive internet sludge now), I puzzled together the tentative understanding that the metaplot of the podcast — should these beloved mynock-based chucklefucks ever have stopped determinedly running away from the narrative for long enough to actually engage with it (which… lmao I think we’d be safe even had the podcast kept going <3) — is that Blue is seeking a means to rewrite the rules and very nature of existence through getting his hubristic little hands on the Journal of the Whills. Which is basically the same thing as the scenario outlined above just on a cosmic scale. Accuse him of many things and accuse him accurately he sucks so bad (affectionate) but a lack of scope and ambition is not among them.

As Zero is the brain worm-inducing character he is due to the delicate balance of 90% ruthlessly competent murdermachine, 10% meme loving goofball (100% reason to remember the name and also devotion), to me Blue is defined by being 90% a pathetic, fragile, emotionally volatile and neurotic wretch of a man and 10% someone who would declare war on God and who might, somehow, inexplicably, through sheer stubborn insanity and evil autism, win that war. (to disastrous effect for everyone involved including himself, needless to say!) like. He probably wouldn’t win. But it might be best to keep something else around for him to think about as a distraction anyway. Just in case. (The deep mutual Zeblue psychosexual obsession++ truly is the soldier protecting the sleeping child that is the gffa or possibly the Force itself meme)

[nintendont2502]

FUCK YEAH I LOVE C ALL MY HOMIES LOVE C ('tis far superior to C++)

YEAHHH I've only learnt the one language so far but I love it,,, C my beloved

[thevalleyoftriumph]

online discourse is stupid as shit but at least it lets you know who the people youd never want to touch with a ten foot pole are. its like when animals have those bright colors to show theyre toxic. literal warning flags.

[mcd-incorrect-quotes]

𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥: 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐲𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞?

𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤: 𝐃𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭.

𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞!

𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨, 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧?

𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥: 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞.

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