#cowboy jschlatt

[darkniters]

jschlatt whos a cowboy

flirty ass cowboy who saunters around the saloon, with a big iron always on his hip, and glass of coffin varnish (thats whiskey) in his hand.

while he’s not accounted for, he’s not hopping from woman to woman either, promising his moma that he would only settle for the right lady.

he bares a locket with a picture of his moma inside, too. he has some mighty respect for her.

hes not exactly an outlaw, but he’s not close knot with the community either. you ever hear the song el paso by marty robbins? imagine hes the perspective, not really getting into any problems until one is erupted.

women try to take his hat and force “the cowboy rule” up on him, but he always snatches it back before they can place it atop their head. he does not want to sleep around with other women.

i imagine hes been in one or two standoffs, due to the fact that hes still alive hes won both. but i feel as if hed use cheap tricks, like firing a fraction earlier than agreed, or as they walk away shooting the opponent. he doesnt play fair, and the community knows that.

he doesnt have a horse, if he has to travel he’ll probably steal one, but its not often he has to. he doesnt have a horse because hes afraid he’ll grow attached. what if the horse dies? he will be a broken man.

jschlatt cowboy, how i love you

[takaio-egg]

jSchlatt but cowboy

[searchwarrent]

schlowdy, partner (the schlowboy)

[ohshugah01]

Here is Chuckle Sandwich like they are in The Amazing Digital Circus

[ohbabydollie]

MASTERLIST !

last updated 03-17-2024

JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ

❥ mutual break up series

❥ interview

❥ short reader

❥ activist reader

❥ trans masc reader

❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt

❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga

❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2

❥ drunk schlatt n his gf

❥ confident over text, shy irl

❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o

❥ famous metal gf

❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush

❥ first kiss

❥hitting a creep

❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2

❥ first time smoking w him

❥ bimbo reader,

❥ valentine’s day

❥ sub schlatt

❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

❥ goofy dad schlatt

❥ comforting him

❥ home sick

❥ hugs from behind

❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2

❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad

❥ schlatt gets sick

❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you

❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet

❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time

❥ vtuber s/o

❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2

❥ sensitive waist

❥ inappropriate songs

❥ crunchy gf thoughts

❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings

❥ getting you to sleep

❥ british s/o

❥ finding you online

❥ kissing you on stream

❥ breeding kink

❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs

❥ sensitive nipples

❥ oblivious s/o

❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs

❥ eating u out on a call

❥ comfort

❥ shaking ass laying down

❥ FWB

❥ Lingerie

❥ short s/o

TED NIVISON ☆ﾐ

❥ teddy and theo mutual break up

❥ teddy and theo ass or tits

❥ theo n bimbo gf

❥ the bet

[storiesforallfandoms]

Masterlist 3!

Here’s the third masterlist for all of my works! If you want to check out more of my work, here’s the links for masterlist one and masterlist two Imagines marked * are smutty imagines! Imagines marked ` are requests! Imagines marked ⭐ are personal favorites!

IMAGINES

STRANGER THINGS small ~ jim hopper` dance with me ~ eddie munson ⭐ starry night ~ steve harrington* (part five) ⭐ at the hip ~ steve harrington` ⭐ triple date ~ steve harrington (part six) ⭐ the freak ~ steve harrington (part seven) ⭐ oblivious ~ eddie munson ⭐ jason doesn’t know ~ eddie munson ⭐ this is music ~ eddie munson` ⭐

SUPERNATURAL strange human feelings ~ castiel` cleaning ~ dean winchester`

HANNIBAL into fiction` sob story ~ hannibal lecter

THE BOYS obsession ~ billy butcher* ⭐ herogasm ~ soldier boy* ⭐ alone on christmas ~ billy butcher can’t get too close ~ billy butcher ⭐ change in a heartbeat ~ billy butcher ⭐ the bad room ~ homelander ⭐

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY life father ~ diego hargreeves` rescue mission ~ klaus hargreeves’ ⭐

THE LAST OF US (HBO) friendly neighbors ~ joel miller ⭐ too sweet ~ joel miller

BARRY attraction ~ barry berkman` treat him better ~ barry berkman

AMERICAN HORROR STORY late night sins ~ xavier plympton (1984)*`

VICTORIOUS lost dog ~ tori vega` junker ~ beck oliver

HEMLOCK GROVE i don’t ever wanna see you with him ~ roman godfrey ⭐

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES roses are red ~ damon salvatore` ⭐

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH captive ~ blackbeard/ed teach ⭐

PEAKY BLINDERS moved on ~ thomas shelby

FUTURE MAN winner ~ josh futturman* ⭐

GAME OF THRONES littlest lion ~ oberyn martell (part one) ⭐ freedom ~ oberyn martell (part two) ⭐

THE WITCHER destiny ~ geralt of rivia

DOCTOR WHO looks of a princess ~ eleventh doctor ⭐

BRIDGERTON by the lake ~ benedict bridgerton

THE GENTLEMEN the assistant ~ raymond smith ⭐

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN spirit of nature ~ jack sparrow`

THE MAZE RUNNER i’ll keep you safe ~ newt`

MARVEL how things are now ~ marc spector and steven grant` ⭐ kneel ~ loki* the most wonderful time ~ bucky barnes fast ~ pietro maximoff ⭐

1917 early morning ~ will schofield*`

THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT happy birthday ~ javi gutierrez ⭐

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S i need someone older ~ william afton ⭐ the ice cream girl ~ mike schmidt

SALTBURN new toy ~ felix catton ⭐ partners ~ oliver quick ⭐

THE SANTA CLAUSE santa’s sister-in-law ~ bernard the elf

8 MILE one of the guys ~ jimmy smith jr ⭐

THE FALL GUY the space cowboy and the pa ~ tom ryder

A QUIET PLACE i’d find you in any life ~ eric ⭐

GLADIATOR II betrothed ~ emperor geta ⭐

PETE DAVIDSON your gift` favoritism`

HARRY STYLES the perfect tree a star in the making` sleepy head`

MACHINE GUN KELLY baby mama` ⭐ my queen*` getting your attention*` all the mistakes` not what it looks like` can’t keep doing this*`

EMINEM may the best artist win*` too close for comfort` ⭐ when it’s wrong but it feels right` in the dressing room*` he’s acting different` we have to stop meeting like this` every inch*` let’s surprise the world` i’m sorry i let you down`

GOODGUYFITZ wake up call*`

CORPSE HUSBAND letting go` they forgot` ⭐

ASHTON IRWIN home life` cover me*`

CONAN GRAY pushing`

MATTHEW LILLARD accidental drunk confessions`

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE feeling good*`

ALEX TURNER more than a song*` ⭐

BO BURNHAM can’t handle this right now ⭐ look at me*`

KRISTEN STEWART special customer`

TARON EGERTON he already has my approval ⭐

ROBERT PATTINSON my favorite superhero

GERARD WAY good girl*`

GWILYM LEE history repeats itself`

RYAN GOSLING play date`

JOSEPH QUINN bad idea, right? ⭐

RANBOO fluffy haired gamer boy`

JACOB ELORDI height advantage`

MOTLEY CRUE she is mine ~ mick mars`

CHRIS EVANS not used to normal` ⭐

SWAGGERSOULS our next step`

JSCHLATT too far ⭐ the hotel room* ⭐

JOHNNY DEPP just for us`

TRAVIS BARKER the parent trap`

SHIPS

family reunion ~ hermione granger x draco malfoy`

HEADCANONS

showing pedro pascal fan edits ⭐ sitting on jschlatt’s lap ⭐

NSFW ALPHABET

rook (jp capellette)*` eddie munson* ⭐ billy butcher* ⭐

[the-daily-male]

Round One Bracket Masterpost-Part One

SIDE 1

Shane vs Bigfin Squid

Gerard Way vs Happy Chaos

MinuteTech vs Hector of Troy

Rody Lamoree vs Miles Edgeworth

David Tennant vs Stede Bonnet

Manburg Secretary!Tubbo vs Lord Huron

Kabbu vs Nanjo Kajiro/Joe

Grian vs Matthew Murdock (Daredevil)

Quirrel vs Clancy Gilroy

NauseAxe_404 vs Matrim Cauthon

SIDE 2

Patroclus vs WarriorMale

Eugene Finch vs Man O' War

Portuguese Man O' War vs King Laurent VI of Vere

Karl Heisenberg vs Mads Mikkelsen

Stolas Goetia vs Karkat Vantas

David Byrne vs Kratos

Ben Doyle vs Hugo Vega

Anthony J. Crowley vs Dark Cacao Cookie

Thorin Oakenshield vs Sandiction

Rocky vs Samuel Vimes

Howl Pendragon vs JayMoji

SIDE 3

Mario Conte vs Willy Wonka

Andrew Hozier-Byrne vs Harry Dresden

Box of Happy Funtimes vs Link

Adam Chase vs Balin

Anthony Lockwood vs Bela Lugosi

HoTGuY (Goodtimeswithscar) vs HASA!TangoTek

Will Gold vs David Bowie

Vinny Caffarello vs Yarny

Drumbot Brian vs Ph1LzA

Nightblood vs Ludwig Ahgren

SIDE 4

Legolas Greenleaf vs Billie Joe Armstrong

Commander Lietenant Data Soong vs Pete Conlan

Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk) vs Ballister Boldheart

Egon Spengler vs Sawyer

Sampo Koski vs ASS (Aerial Sheep Service)!TangoTek

Hetch vs Arthur Lester

Connor-RK800 vs Charles Smith

Jimmy SolidarityGaming vs Howard Stark

Doctor4t vs Jason Voorhees

Jimmy Solidarity vs Kyoya Ootori

Neil Cicierega vs Toya Todoroki/Dabi

SIDE 5

Cowboy Will Gold (Wilbur Soot) vs Mark Grayson

Sebastian vs Papyrus

John Juniper vs Nagito Komaeda

Brian David Gilbert vs Albert Einstein

The CEO of Showfall Media vs Permafrost

Ben Schneider vs Joey Batey

Will Toledo vs Tim Drake (Red Robin)

Jacob Alden vs Boomers!TangoTek

Jean Valjean vs Detective Grimoire

Sherlock Holmes vs Oscar Wilde

SIDE 6

Jetstream Sam vs Aaravos

ImpulseSV vs Scott Lang/Ant-Man

Dr. John Watson vs Grzegorz Clechowski

Jschlatt vs Ulfric Stormcloak

Dick Grayson (Nightwing) vs Cayde-6

Johnny Silverhand vs Leonard Snart

Akira Nishikiyama vs Tyr

Joker vs Papa Emeritus

Spock vs Horus Lupercat

James vs Odysseus of Ithaca

Garrus Vakarian vs That Chief Guy

Link to Part Two

[t4tpumpkinduo]

finally making the smallest possible post abt this smile but sorry i love lore i love being annoying don't PLAYYY w me over fighting a bit of misinfo 👍 but the mansion frm tftsmp isn't in the crazy distant future like sm ppl are inclined to believe, it isn't sm manner of cschlatt endgame, it isn't his final fate

first off, take this section w a grain of salt but i'm like 90% sure when the stream was being released either the cckarl or tftsmp account announced it w a tweet that said "in the not so distant future". i would be willing to bet on it but i haven't been able to find it. just smthing to keep in mind.

SECONDLY:

here's the clip where they say it doesn't, confirmed by Multiple Characters. cconnor says point blank "oh, he's been dead a couple months." and cschlatt doesn't disuade him at all? if you're in mega hell for a billion years that doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd let slide? especially considering the type of person cschlatt is. if he had a problem with this comment he'd be extremely vocal about it.

thirdly: cconnor is alive? his canon ending is that he's dead but tethered to the living world in the nether w the syndicate, with a pink sheep. if he's meant to be dead, where's his sheep? and if he's meant to be revived, why wouldn't schlatt be alive too? it's not like the syndicate would have a problem with it, or bother to gatekeep the info? considering how lax they are with actual shitheads, i don't think mildly mean guy from 3k years ago is going to be on their radar that way.

fourth:

this is in relation to the stream where cconnor comforts ctommy after being revived, where he shows him his diary book. ctommy flips through it despite being told not to and sees this:

which means that the cowboy ep was not long before the mansion ep. which is corroborated by every point so far 👍

fifth:

OK i think this part is just a fandom misconception but the tales characters aren't exactly reincarnations? at most they're related, themselves in a time travel sense, similar, but most are their own ppl AND even exist concurrently. in the wild west, we get john john as a character, played by ccranboo which draws the connection, but we know for a fact that the child stolen from that town is the butler from the mascarade. their stories are happening at the same time.

you see the same w characters reminiscent of cq, csap, ctech like. they could all be in the same room together by walking a few streets down. it can't possibly be reincarnation? one of the biggest and only clues we get to connections from the main cast to tales, in the main lore, is cponk saying she's related to jack from the town that went mad, and csam saying that helga looked like cquackity, and joked they could be related too. the characters just seem to look like/be related to eachother, but that's the extent.

ANYWAYS YES THAT'S my thesis tysm for reading :heart_hands_emoji: hope i could clear some stuff up :]

[inciting-chaos-series]

Request Fandoms, Tropes, & AUs

This is a list of all the fandoms, tropes, AUs, and other content that were comfortable with writing for requests or suggestions.

∵✧ Writers ✧∵

♥ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 ♥ ↪ female POVs, mental illness, smut, slow burn, one-shots, imagines, Corpse, Sebastian Stan, Supernatural ✘ 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ✘ ↪ unhappy endings, writing minors

♥ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 ♥ ↪ RP/Character asks, male POVs, angst, mental illness, dead dove, unrequited/mutual pining, Mechanic!____, Medical Themes, Paranormal Themes, Apocalypse AUs, Bartending AUs, Corpse, X Files, RDR, Silent Hill, Supernatural, Obey Me ✘ 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ✘ ↪ (up for debate lol)

♥ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 ♥ ↪ LUCI (Obey Me!), female POVs, angst, friends/exs to lovers, Medical/Sciencey Themes, Apocalypse AUs, Bartending AUs, RDR, Silent Hill, Criminal Minds ✘ 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ✘ ↪ (up for debate lol)

∵✧ Fandoms ✧∵

➝ Youtube: ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✔ Corpse Husband ✔ Dream ✔ Tina Kitten ✔ Jacksepticeye ✔ Shane Madej ✔ Ryan Bergara ✔ Markiplier ✔ Ethan Nestor ✔ Moist Cr1tikal ✔ Ludwig ✔ JSchlatt ⊛ Karl Jacobs (platonic only) ⊛ Emma Langevin (platonic only) ⊛ Pewdiepie (platonic only) ➝ TV Shows/Anime: ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✔ Supernatural ✔ Dr. Who ✔ Stranger Things ✔ You   ✔ New Girl ✔ The X Files ✔ Castle ✔ House M.D. ✔ Criminal Minds ✔ Tokyo Ghoul ✔ Cowboy Bebop/Space Dandy ✔ Beastars ✔ Devilman Crybaby ✔ Bee And Puppycat ➝ Movies: ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✔ Donnie Darko ✔ Scream ✔ Hellraiser ✔ A Place Beyond The Pines ✔ Drive ✔ The Shining/Doctor Sleep ✔ Death Proof ✔ Kill Bill ✔ Deadpool ✔ Wolverine ✔ Once Upon A Time In Hollywood ➝ Video Games: ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✔ Silent Hill ✔ Resident Evil ✔ Mortal Kombat ✔ Red Dead Redemption ✔ Dead Space ✔ Phasmophobia ✔ BioShock ✔ Among Us ✔ Stardrew/Animal Crossing ➝ Musicians: ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✔ Matty Healy ✔ Alex Turner ✔ The Maine ✔ Harry Styles ✔ Joji/Pink Guy

∵✧ Tropes ✧∵

✔ ANGST ✔ (anything) to lovers ✔ slow burn ✔ mutual pining/unrequited love ✔ hurt/comfort ✔ fluff ✔ smut/PWP ✔ soulmates ✔ roommates ✔ fake relationships ✔ arranged marriage ✔time loops ✔ miscommunication ✔ amnesia ✔ found family ✔ domesticity ✔ love triangles ✔ canon divergence ✔ unhappy endings ✔ dark fics ✔ Dead Dove Do Not Eat ✔ holiday ✔ forced proximity ✔ reincarnation ✔ hierarchies ⊛ some cross-overs ⊛ SFW anthro

∵✧ AUs ✧∵

✔ Supernatural AUs ✔ Coffee Shop/Bar/Bookstore etc AUs ✔ Dystopian/Apocalypse AUs ✔ Mafia AU ✔ Time Travel/Change AUs ✔ Historical AU ✔ College AU ✔ Magic AU ✔ Noir AU ✔ Prison AU ✔ Royalty AU ✔ Western AU ✔ Hallmark AU

∵✧ Pairings ✧∵

✔ canon ✔ not canon ✔ x OCs ✔ OTPs ✔ Y/N ❌ incest ❌ minor/adult

∵✧ NSFW ✧∵

✔ PWP ✔ BDSM ✔ most kinks ❌ CNC/Dub-con/Non-con ❌ Mpreg ❌ bestiality

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Death and the Deplored Four

by NJ_pog

A very, very tired priest needs to prevent an outlaw, a showman, and a stable hand from upsetting the precious balance that keeps the universe in tact. Unfortunately, the motley grouping has other plans.

Words: 367, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Spaghetti Western - Fandom, Technoblade - Fandom, philza - Fandom, Wilbur Soot - Fandom, tommyinnit - Fandom, Sleepy Boys Inc

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Dream SMP Ensemble, Carl the Horse (Dream SMP)

Relationships: Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, Alexis | Quackity & Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Quackity & Technoblade, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Spaghetti Western, western parody, Gothic, Cowboys & Cowgirls, catholic aesthetic, undeadwood inspired, Wild West AU

[dialphone-archived]

I'm Eden, I'm 18 (02.17), white, polyam, a fictive & fictionkin.

I've got a lot of interests & you'll find that I tag all if not most of them. The interests you'll currently see the most of are: Team Fortress 2, Fallout New Vegas, Three Days Grace, & Manchester Orchestra.

But I also enjoy these:

Disco Elysium, Minecraft, Portal (1, 2, PS:M, AP.TAG), Postal (1/REDUX, 2, 3, 4, BD, CR), Psychonauts (1, Rhombus of Ruin, & 2), Smile for Me, Splatoon (1, 2, & 3),Stardew Valley, AJR, Avatar, The Birthday Massacre, COIN, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, Electric Light Orchestra, Five Finger Death Punch, Fleetwood Mac, Ghost, Glass Animals, IDKHow, Jhariah, Lemon Demon, Lil Nas X, Lupin, Marina, Mother Mother, Mumford & Sons, NIN, Oingo Boingo, Orville Peck, Owl City, System of a Down, Queen, ETC

do not follow me if you are a fan of any of these i am so serious: pewdiepie, matpat, melanie martinez, cavetown, markiplier, dsmp, vivziepop, jacksepticeye, jschlatt, friday night funkin, detroit become human, billie eilish, bo burnham, spooky month, pizza tower

Side blogs:

✰ @captainposting - Ocean / Captain Blog

✰ @cowboypostin - Cowboy Blog

✰ @jacketstrings - Stim Blog

✰ @discofaggot - Self Ship Blog

[bighornedcowboy]

hiii deltarune and sweaterduo enjoyers

may i present to u: the worst thing i’ve ever thought of in my entire life

schlatt spamton and wilbur jevil. it just fits, ok?

[c0wboyjunction-blog]

Rant Time

Now that I’m back, I feel like I should at least have the space to discuss what I’ve been feeling as of late.

My reason for coming back? Carson telling his stream that people shouldn’t care this much about guys playing fucking Minecraft. This is all that boils down to.

I shouldn’t be this surprised because most of this stems from fucking tumblr for shits sake- but I still am.

Think for yourself. If one guy says he’s uncomfortable- then holy hell not everyone will be. And even so- why should I care what Poke says?

You guys completely miss the point in so many ways. You guys unhealthily idolize Minecraft streamers to the point where you were going to RAID wattpad users. I had to go on fucking anon and convince the guy running it to fucking stop for fucks sake! I even went onto wattpad and warned the fanfic writers!

Some of y’all are so fucking hivemind it’s honestly pathetic. I’m sorry but fanfics and shipping is pretty fucking common- even with real life people. You can have your own opinion on it and for the love of the lord you’re completely justified for it- but outright going online, planning a raid or harassing people for what they wrote? Fuck off. You hold the smplive members to such a higher platform than literally everyone else and it shows. They are fucking Minecraft streamers. They are people, they don’t have some fucking magical platform that makes their feelings and existence more important than mine or others. Stop treating them like gods- they are literally fuckin dudes playing Minecraft. Their feelings will never fucking justify you or others going out to harass and raid peoples accounts- massively report them- or suicide bait them. If you do, you’re a cuck it’s official.

Sorry that your life is so devoid of excitement and existence that you have to worship fucking Minecraft streamers to the point you harass people. I honestly feel bad for you.

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

his name was slimecicle.

but it had many names.

But they had many identities.

mortals and mortals always imagined him in various ways.

A man.

A slime.

A slime who looks like a man.

A man, but it's a slime.

Just a human.

just a comedian.

Just an unpaid intern.

Just a spy, just a guy, or simply..

Charlie.

charlie was the name most known for this god.

The god of "harvest, enchaments and crafting."

That's what usually mortals see him as.

One of the four gods, who lived up the mountain,

Molympus.

Molympus was were the god rested, where he lived, where it watched and where they decided. Discussed.

Slimecicle, or well, Charlie, does not have a specific look, or gender or.. simply a form.

He can be whatever he wants, he can be whatever he prefers, he can choose what to be. he can be everything and nothing at the same time.

he is not very known as a god, it prefers to stay in the dark and watch.

They are not known, he likes to sit and watch.

some say that he prefers holes! Some says that it likes to live as a mortal!

But nobody knows who or where it is.

he was never found, he was never seen, and he was never acknowledged.

that's how he likes it.

It likes to blend in.

he likes to be like everyone else.

I'm not too sure why, never found anything too special with being normal.

Maybe, maybe always being different is boring.

Maybe that's why charlie is so fascinated, so.. interested into mortals.

they are what he isn't. They are normal. They live,they learn, and die.

he doesn't.

He lives, and lives, and lives, without an end.

He knows everything, but nothing at the same time, his only friends are the silly balls of slimes who follows him everywhere.

He doesn't have friends, they always die.

They never stay, and it's sad.

It's really sad for charlie, for slimecicle.

Once though, he did a mistake.

He made one of his friend, Jschlatt, a god.

Maybe he'll stay with him and entertain him!

It didn't work.

He had to kill him.

Maybe narwhal? Neither.

His dear friends Condifiction, GrizzlyPlays and bizly?

Maybe?

they are fun! They are loyal and they never left even after all the trauma they went through.

so, he made them gods.

gave them the privilege to chose what god to be!

.

.

.

GrizzlyPlays fell.

that's sad. Charlie is sad.

May Grizzly rest in piece.

He didn't saw his other two friends in a while! Where could they be?

Did they fell too? He hopes not, that would make the god cry.

oh! A new server!

And he already made a new friend!

"Quackity-from-las-nevadas" he's a fun guy, a bit too serious for the god liking, but he got an attachment to quackity!

...

Humans can be cruel.

I'm sorry Quackity from Las Nevadas, i will come back soon.

I need to rest.

And another server, full of hybrids! No wars, no conflicts!

perfect! He can use this server full of familiar mortals as a pass time for when he's bored :]

epicsmp? Sounds interesting. Sounds epic.

Ted? Oh Ted! it's a great friend and roommate!

He's been acting weird though..

...

they angered the god, something made him snap.

He didn't mean to blow everything up, he doesn't know what happened.

He does not remember. Who is he? Why was he in a tank?

Florida man.. familiar.

We got high and drunk, he felt familiar, home.

tommy? Familiar to the blonde British young mortal.

he doesn't look okay, maybe i should help.

...

A scientist? Not the most sane person in the world but, he too, feels like home.

he died. Sadly he died, but it always happens, charlie shouldn't feel so bad.

The ram keeps talking none sense.

a cowboy? Tv show? Weird.

He refused the apple.

He does not appreciate apples.

they-..stupid weird memories.

...tommy had died. It's what he wanted right? Its-..it was the best thing to do.

That kid didn't deserve any of this.

He won.

It doesn't feel like it, but he won.

See you next time Jschlatt, my dear old friend.

[mcytblraufest]

MCYTBLR AU FEST - The Gifts by the Numbers

How Many Gifts? 

Over the course of the event, we saw gifts delivered from 133 gifters, of which 24 were pinch hits. Some of these gifters gave multiple gifts, because you are all just incredibly dedicated!

What Gifts?

The most commonly given gift was writing, but we also saw a considerable amount of art, and a good amount of other types of gifts. 

Writing: 78 gifts

Art: 46 gifts

Web Weave: 12 gifts

Playlist: 8 gifts

Stimboard: 2 gifts

What AUs?

We had a LOT of different AUs. A number of the gifts were tagged with several different tags to properly sum them up, but still— just look at all the AUs!

Fantasy: 32 gifts

Modern: 21 gifts

Paranormal: 13 gifts

Science Fiction: 13 gifts

Crossover: 7 gifts

Magic: 6 gifts

Superheros: 6 gifts

Cyberpunk: 5 gifts

Dungeons & Dragons: 5 gifts

Gods and Goddesses: 5 gifts

High School: 5 gifts

Mob Hybrids: 4 gifts

Royalty: 4 gifts

Coffee shops & Cafes: 3 gifts

Different Ending: 3 gifts

Dimensional Travel: 3 gifts

Fae: 3 gifts

Mermaid: 3 gifts

Soulmates: 3 gifts

Urban Fantasy: 3 gifts

Werewolf: 3 gifts

Assassin: 2 gifts

College/University: 2 gifts

Family Dynamic: 2 gifts

Horror: 2 gifts

LOTR: 2 gifts

Mafia: 2 gifts

Magical Girls: 2 gifts

Mystery: 2 gifts

Phantom of the Opera: 2 gifts

Pirates: 2 gifts

Post-apocalyptic: 2 gifts

Prank War: 2 gift

Sports: 2 gifts

Theatre: 2 gifts

Time Travel: 2 gifts

Vampire: 2 gifts

Villains: 2 gifts

30000 leagues under the sea: 1 gift

Age of Sail: 1 gift

Apocalypse: 1 gift

Age Reversal: 1 gift

ARK: Survival Evolved: 1 gift

Bad Guys Won: 1 gift

The Breakfast Club: 1 gift

Canon Divergence: 1 gift

Circus: 1 gift

Cowboys: 1 gift

Cryptid: 1 gift

Dinosaurs: 1 gift

Dystopian: 1 gift

Fairy Tail: 1 gift

Farm/Ranch: 1 gift

Forest Spirit: 1 gift

Heist: 1 gift

Historical: 1 gift

Idols: 1 gift

Isekai: 1 gift

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell: 1 gift

Mechanic: 1 gift

Minimum Wage: 1 gift

Monsters: 1 gift

Musuem: 1 gift

Over the Garden Wall: 1 gift

The Owl House: 1 gift

Pokemon: 1 gift

Prequel: 1 gift

Roller Blading: 1 gift

Raft: 1 gift

Robots: 1 gift

Road Trip: 1 gift

Room of Swords: 1 gift

Sacrifice: 1 gift

Science: 1 gift

Shapeshifter: 1 gift

Shop: 1 gift

Slime Rancher: 1 gift

Small town: 1 gift

Soul Reapers: 1 gift

Space: 1 gift

Space Opera: 1 gift

Speedrunning: 1 gift

Spies and Secret Agents: 1 gift

StarCraft: 1 gift

Summer Camp: 1 gift

Supernatural: 1 gift

Teacher: 1 gift

Tokyo Ghoul: 1 gift

Twitch Streamers: 1 gift

Vegas: 1 gift

Warlock: 1 gift

Warrior Cats: 1 gift

Winx: 1 gift

Witches: 1 gift

Wings: 1 gift

Zombie: 1 gift

What Servers?

As above, we had several crossovers! DSMP was the most popular server, but 3rd LIfe, Hermitcraft, Origins and Empires all made a good showing, and we had several smaller servers that people still made gifts for. 

DSMP: 85 gifts

3L/LL/DL: 23 gifts

Hermitcraft: 21 gifts

Origins: 21 gifts

Empires: 13 gifts

30 Day SMP: 2 gifts

Afterlife: 2 gifts

Mianite: 1 gift

MCSR: 1 gift

SMP Live: 1 gift

Vault Hunters: 1 gift

What Characters?

Who did people choose to put in AUs? Well TommyInnit, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Grian led the leaderboards, but there were a lot of different characters who had the spotlight, even if for a little bit. 

TommyInnit: 34 gifts

Ranboo: 31 gifts

Tubbo: 25 gifts

Grian: 24 gifts

Wilbur Soot: 23 gifts

Technoblade: 21 gifts

GoodTimesWithScar: 19 gifts

Philza: 19 gifts

Dream (tagged as Dreamwastaken): 15 gifts

Quackity: 15 gifts

Sapnap: 13 gifts

PearlescentMoon: 12 gifts

Charlie Slimecicle: 10 gifts

GeorgeNotFound: 10 gifts

Jschlatt: 10 gifts

Jimmy Solidarity: 10 gifts

Joel Smallishbeans: 9 gifts

Niki Nihachu: 8 gifts

Mumbo Jumbo: 8 gifts

Karl Jacobs: 7 gifts

Scott Smajor: 7 gifts

Fundy: 6 gifts

GeminiTay: 6 gifts

Rendog: 6 gifts

Awesamdude: 5 gifts

Ethoslab: 5 gifts

ImpulseSV: 5 gifts

LD Shadowlady: 5 gifts

Zombie Cleo: 5 gifts

Captain Sparkelz: 3 gifts

DocM77: 3 gifts

Eret: 3 gifts

fWhip: 3 gifts

Foolish Gamers: 3 gifts

Jack Manifold: 3 gifts

Jellie: 3 gifts

Joe Hills: 3 gifts

Martyn InTheLittleWood: 3 gifts

Purpled: 3 gifts

TangoTek: 3 gifts

Bdoubleo100: 2 gifts

Friend the Sheep: 2 gifts

Iskall: 2 gifts

Ghostbur: 2 gifts

MythicalSausage: 2 gifts

Ponk: 2 gifts

Sneegsnag: 2 gifts

Xornoth: 2 gifts

Zedaph: 2 gifts

Aimsey: 1 gift

Boatem: 1 gift

BadBoyHalo: 1 gift

Captain Puffy: 1 gift

Chat: 1 gift

Couriway: 1 gift

ConnorEatsPants: 1 gift

Dr. Renstein: 1 gift

Evil Xisuma: 1 gift

FalseSymmetry: 1 gift

Feinberg: 1 gift

Granola the Fox: 1 gift

Hannahxxrose: 1 gift

Hbomb94: 1 gift

Joey Graceffa: 1 gift

Katherine Elizabeth: 1 gift

iijerichoii: 1 gift

Ianite: 1 gift

Michael _Beloved: 1 gift

omgitsfirefox: 1 gift

PeteZahHutt: 1 gift

Pixlriffs: 1 gift

Poundcake: 1 gift

Punz: 1 gift

Renbob: 1 gift

Ranboo’s Mother: 1 gift

Sam Nook: 1 gift

Skizzleman: 1 gift

SynHD: 1 gift

StressMonster101: 1 gift

The Red King: 1 gift

TinaKitten: 1 gift

VintageBeef: 1 gift

Yogurt the Fox: 1 gift

Xisumavoid: 1 gift

Check out the blog for more of the art and playlists, and you can check out the Ao3 collection for the fics! (73 submitted fics on the Archive, of which four broke 20k, and one was a twine game!) Thank you all for participating, this was tons of fun. 

[moonlitdiane]

The SBI brothers who were all raised by Phil to be more used to playing outside, to fall on their knees and earn scrapes and bruises like fading badges of honor.

All of them are probably boy scouts who regularly terrorize their scout leaders.

The boys are used to going on adventures in the woods and carrying first aid kits everywhere—because God forbid Tommy goes on one camping trip without picking a fight with a raccoon or Techno not getting detention for engaging in, and winning, a 1v5 battle with the student council. Save Phil's heart when he hears Wilbur has somehow taken Jschlatt's cat hostage and has now forced poor Jambo into a ridiculous cowboy costume.

Tubbo befriended the local rich but quiet orphan, Ranboo. Phil sighs, he has to adopt another kid now. "Probably didn't want him to end up like batman," Wilbur jokes to Techno. "Therapy," Techno says once he's given the boy a once over, "he needs therapy, Wilbur." "Is conspiring to kill God not free therapy?" "No,"

Stressed tired local white dad Phil with his green bathrobes and 6th cup of black coffee and it's only 11 in the morning. And he's staring at the tiniest pig he's ever seen being held up by his pre-teen son.

"Tubbo, mate, what do you mean you adopted a baby pig?"

"I believe the correct term is piglet,"

"thank you, techno,"

"Ranboo and I saw him at Sam Nook's farm and we named him Michael!"

Ranboo sits quietly on the kitchen table, working on his cake batter, cheeks red in embarrassment under Phil's confused gaze that quickly turned into disappointment when Ranboo poured their whole stock of m&m's into the bowl.

"Sam said we could keep him...." Ranboo shyly mumbled.

Phil is already praying that his wife comes home from her business trip as soon as possible when his son comes walking in the kitchen, holding a plastic bag with a goldfish in it; "This is my fiancé," while his youngest son walks up to him to loudly ask "what's a strip club?"

Techno creeps up behind him, eyebags darker than the ink that usually covered his fingertips, but there's a triumphant but tired smile on his face. "I'm the potato king, Phil,"

And then there's the neighbor's son, Quackity. The iPad kid.