#crackers💥

[ofdetonation]

@goresugars inquired : "Hey hey, hey shithead wake up! Wake up I gotta hide a body, need your help let's go." - Daiki ╱ wake up, gromit !

katsuki blinks once, twice, a third time ... he struggles to fight back the remaining fatigue as the other boy insists on ⸺ actually, what the fuck was daiki on about this time ? gotta hide ... need his ... wait a second.

❝ you what. ❞

[sunb1eeder]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

[cannibaldotcom]

im reeeaally hungry but also it’s late and i need to sleep and any food i try to eat that isn’t like noodles or soup feels like nails going down my throat

[muzsmoux]

MHA headcanons because the show makes me happy: part 2

This turned out sort of Bakugou heavy, I don't even like him that much but alas he's an interesting little guy. Like last time, if you don't like them or it clashes with canon that's okay. I can be wrong about inconsequential things sometimes. As a treat :)

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🌟 Tsuyu is autistic and does not mask at all. If you want a brutally honest opinion without aggression that comes from annoying Bakugou, Tsu is your gal.

🌟 Aizawa hates great danes. He's neutral about dogs in general, not his thing but people can like what they like. But great danes... They just don't sit right with his soul.

🌟 It does kind of bother Ojiro when Denki uses his tail as a fidget toy in class. But it seems to help him focus a bit so Ojiro doesn't have the heart to tell him to stop.

🌟 Thirteen has a program for troubled kids struggling with "villainous" quirks. They want to show people that if literal black holes can be used to do good in the world, so can any other ability.

🌟 Kirishima is a good singer but he only does it when he's alone. His singing voice is much softer than his speaking voice, and he thinks it's not manly enough. Bakugou knows this because he sometimes hears him practice Lemon Boy at night. He doesn't say anything about it though because he'd rather admit to Deku he considers him a good friend than jeopardize that experience.

- Welcome to the Bakugou interlude! One of these have a VERY brief mention of PAST domestic abuse, it's marked by this 💥 if you'd rather skip that. -

🌟 Bakugou got his passion for cooking from Auntie Inko. She'd always let him help with dinner when he stayed over, and taught him that cooking is a way to show love when putting it into words is too hard. Now he makes lunch for his friends every Saturday.

💥 Masaru is actually Katsuki's stepdad. Mitsuri managed to escape her abusive first marriage when Katsuki was four. After all the trauma, she found safety in the kind, gentle man that is now her husband. Masaru is endlessly patient with his son and Katsuki turned out to be 100% a papa's boy. And Mitsuki couldn't be any happier about that.

🌟 Not counting his boyfriend, Bakugou's closest friends are actually Ochaco and Denki. Besides Kirishima Ochaco is the only other student he considers a true equal. And Denki just kind of weaseled himself into his heart along the way.

🌟 When Bakugo is being particularly difficult Denki likes to call him a boomer.

🌟 Bakugou's worst enemies aren't the LoV or even Deku. It's Mina's neon pink and chartreuse zebra print faux fur collar dressing gown and Kirishima's 8-in-1 shampoo.

🌟 Pro hero Dynamight, famous for his smoky eye and sharp liner, has an alt skincare and makeup brand with violent names and edgy packaging but impeccable quality. His most recent release is the 3rd Degree palette, a collab with Shouto.

- That's it for the Bakugou interlude! -

🌟 Fatgum was VERY popular with both girls and boys in high school and all the "nice guys" were seething about it. He was a tall, funny, thick guy and the definition of a dad friend. He always had crackers or granola bars on him in case someone skipped breakfast.

🌟 Yaomomo takes commissions from her classmates if they want something made. She takes payment is in the form of chocolates equivalent to how much fat she has to burn to make the item, or based on how stupid she thinks it is. (She charged Denki 2 whole chocolate cakes for a maid dress.)

🌟 Hatsume is secretly working on a new hero costume for Momo. She overheard her confiding in Jirou that the outfit is cold and makes her feel exposed and vulnerable, so she stole some leftover scraps from Mirio's costume for studying and got to work immediately.

🌟 Even in his true form, Toshinori is freakishly tall. Endeavor, a full time beefcake of almost 2 meters, can just barely look the decrepit old man with turbo asthma in the eyes. And that drives him insane.

🌟 Toshinori thinks of his Allmight form as drag. When he lived in the US he explored all the things he'd missed out on living in a more conservative country and became a regular at the ballroom scene. The queens inspired him to camp up his hero persona to the MAX.

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Thank you for reading!! If you liked this you can check out part 1 here.

[kitgeometri]

Crackers!!💥💝

[420technoblazeit]

LUNCHTIME SNACK BEATDOWN 😡💥💪💥💯🥊💥

[petra-dot-png]

idk heres this. happy early birthday cracker island ‼‼‼‼‼ 💥💥💥💥

[spiderlily-w1tch-blog]

𝔈𝔵-𝔈𝔵 ℌ𝔲𝔰𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔨𝔦

I guess you could call this an Epilogue of sorts lol

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CW: Slight angst, angst to fluff, hurt/comfort, insecurity, soft Katsuki, mentioned pregnancy, non-graphic mention of a breakdown, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it reference to past abuse, being recorded in public without their knowledge, random fans thirsting for DILF!Katsuki

((A little side note; Bakugou’s Hero name will always be Ground Zero to me, I’m sorry- I just- It’s so much better than Dynamight imo (´༎ຶོ^༎ຶོ`) ))

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Katsuki was amazingly happy with his little family. Civilians don’t realize it as he kept his scowling persona but anyone who knows him could see that he’s the happiest he’s ever been. Happier than when he rapidly climbed the ranks even within his early years of being a pro, climbing faster than nearly anyone had before. Happier than when he and Kiri, the Ground Riot Duo, were named Number 1 Heroes(even if they were overtaken by Deku just 5 months later).

With his wife and his stepdaughter, though he never called her as such, from the moment he remarried Y/n he simply called her his daughter. He had wanted to call her that beforehand but he was unsure if it would be received well. To him, it doesn’t matter that she isn’t his flesh and blood, Yumi is still his little girl.

He was completely and utterly happy. He didn’t think it could get any better than this. He had his wonderful wife back and they had a precious little daughter. Life was perfect. Even with the less desirable parts. Like when Yumi got her quirk and it was the same one as her biological father. Of that bastard. Y/n almost had a breakdown when she first saw it, thinking that he was back. But Katsuki helped her through it, he calmed her down and he made sure she was okay before he went to comfort his daughter.

She had seen her mother’s reaction and thought she had done something wrong. She knew what her Bio Father had done to her and she knew that she had gotten his quirk. The poor girl was worried that her mommy wouldn’t love her anymore for it. Katsuki was quick to squash those worries and comfort her and lightly explain, in a way that a little girl would understand, that Mommy was simply surprised and got a little bit scared and confused. Mommy would never stop loving her. He was even quicker to reassure her that he would never, never stop loving her, not ever, when she had expressed her worry that he’d be mad that she had someone else’s quirk.

Even with the lows, there came wonderful, spectacular highs. The days they’d share as a family and the days Katsuki would bring her to work with him and all her uncles and her auntie would dote over her and spoil her rotten. How she had all of them wrapped around her little finger(and she knew it). How she was so incredibly happy to have such a wonderful family to love her and back her up and gang up on Katsuki.

Then, Y/n got pregnant. She got pregnant with his baby. She got pregnant with a little combination of both of them. He was ecstatic. Both because he would get to have a perfect baby with the love of his life and because he would get to experience what he had missed out on with Yumi. Changing her diapers, staying awake for days on end to take care of her when she woke up at ungodly hours of the night, her first words, her first steps, being there for Y/n’s pregnancy.

Though, while he and Y/n were so incredibly happy and excited, Yumi seemed to be pulling away. So one day, while Y/n is having her monthly lunch date with his mother which he had heard would be spent taking her shopping for the baby things he knows nothing about, he decided to take Yumi out for a daddy-daughter day.

“Hey, Princess, what’s wrong? What’s going on?” He asks when they sit down for Boba.

“Nothing..” She refuses to meet his eye, knowing he could read her like an open book.

“Fire Cracker,” the nickname he had given her when she first started living with him melts her resolve, just enough, “you know you can talk to me, what’s wrong?”

“Are you… Are you still gonna love me?” She asks quietly as she stirs her drink as a distraction from her dad.

“What? Yumi, what are you talking about? I’ll never stop loving you. I’ll always love you, Fire Cracker.”

“But… Now you’re gonna have a real kid.. So.. You won’t need me anymore…” She sniffles, quickly wiping her forming tears. Katsuki’s heart nearly breaks at his little girl’s worries and he rushes out of his chair to kneel in front of her.

“Oh, princess. I will never ever ever stop loving you, you hear? Just because we’re not related by blood doesn’t mean you’re any less my daughter. Yea, this baby is biologically mine, but they’re my second real kid because you are my real kid. You’re here, aren’t you? Aren’t you?” He smirks lightly and reaches out to poke at her tummy, poke at her sides, squirm his fingers there and at the side of her neck, making her wiggle and squirm with squeals and giggles. A bright smile appears on his face at his little girl’s giggles and smiles. “You seem pretty real to me.” He smiles softly at her.

“You’ll always be my daughter, Yumi. It doesn’t matter if I have 1 biological kid or 1,000. You’re my first kid, my daughter.” He smiles at her and she shoots forward to cling to him in a hug. He picks her up and holds her in one hand and grabbed their drinks with the other masterfully and left the shop to head home.

What he didn’t expect when he got home, after stopping to get Yumi ice cream, was to find his wife in tears. Immediately he panicked and set Yumi down to rush to her side, the 6-year-old hurriedly trailing after him.

“Baby?! What happened?! Are you okay?! What’s going on?!” He crouched down to hold her hand as he looked up at her worriedly. What he was also not expecting was her to look at him with a wobbly smile.

“I love you so much, Bakugou Katsuki. You are the best father and husband I could ever hope to ask for.” She grinned at him as she sniffled, reaching forward to stroke his cheek as she wrapped her arm around her daughter who saddled up next to her and hugged her the way her mommy always does whenever she’s sad.

“Baby..?”He trails off, confused. Rather than answering, she holds her phone towards him with the video queued up that she had been watching on repeat from the moment it popped up. He slowly takes the phone and pressed play, immediately seeing himself sitting across from Yumi in the little shop they had been in not even an hour ago.

The video didn’t pick up what Yumi had said as Katsuki’s face shifted from worry to near anguish before he scrambled out of his seat. His voice was somewhat quiet but his speech could definitely be heard. He heard his own voice reassuring his daughter that he would love her always and that she would always be his daughter. Then, the volume picked up with her giggles and squeals when he tickled her and he heard a whispered ‘Awww’ from the person filming and someone next to them saying ‘That is the sweetest thing I have ever seen’. Then, he picked Yumi up and masterfully carried both drinks with one hand and began to take her home.

‘Oh my god, that was Ground Zero! And oh, that was the sweetest thing ever, he is such a good dad.’ The person filming cooed after he left, aiming their camera at the person with them but not showing their whole face.

‘Right? Ugh, he’s hot, he’s a good husband and a great dad?! Can he get any more perfect?’ They said before the camera person chuckled and hummed with agreement before the video cut off.

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Heyo, Lovelies! I want to start posting more of my writing on here so I hope you enjoy them! I’m also on AO3 if you want to check that out!

Hope you enjoy, and of course,

Until then, my lovelies! ♡

[kiss-me-hardy]

A Christmas cracker💥🎅

[monmuses]

"HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[hyper-jam]

Some Ness focused headcanons cause me and the SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory Discord server have been COOKING (projecting onto him)

Heavily surrounding my headcanon that he is southern

-Ness is southern (specifically Texan cause I’m Texan and that’s what I know)

-he doesn’t have a very thick accent, but saying certain words or phrases, being extra angry/excited/etc., speaking in a lower or lazier voice (like morning voiceee 👀👀👀), being around other people with thicker acccents, etc. will trigger his accent to thicken up (again more projecting this is just me core LMAO)

-he has absolutely worked at a Cracker Barrel. Has gotten all the stars on his apron, is absolute god tier at that peg game, steals the biscuits, the whole package

-southern charm king, brags abt it

-knows so much Texas trivia, like our state things (tree, bird, mammal, etc.), history, tourist junk, etc.

-has a Texas flag pin that he puts on his bag and apron

-genuinely tweaks when someone pronounces pecan like “pea-can” (I know both pronunciations are common in the south but where I’ve grown up/with all the people around me, it’s always be “Puh-con” NOT “pea-can”)

-makes great pie 🤗🤗🤗

-dr pepper + Diet Coke addict

-“wdym you don’t know the story of the Alamo…” “what do you mean you’ve never had what-a-burger…” “what do you mean you’ve never been to the dr. Pepper museum…” etc. /hj

-likes country music 💔💔💔

-I mentioned before theyre a swifty…loves her country era…

-LOVES SQUARE DANCING !!

-has fun cowboy boots and cowboy hats cause I say so

-loves the rodeo

-god I am just making them a stereotype I CANT HELP IT THIS IS MY HOME 💔💔💔 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS 💔💔💔

-“oh no, Texas sucks…but if anyone SAYS Texas sucks-“ becomes Texas #1 defender

-GOD I CAN SEE HIM WORKING AT SEA WORLD TOO. HED DO THE SEA LION SHOWS I KNOW IT 💥💥💥

-Mike makes fun of them for being southern but then they just exaggerate it to annoy him

-BEGS MIKE TO GO WITH HIM TO THE RODEO ONE DAY PLEASSEEE (Mike will NEVER agree…unless-)

-takes Mike and Abby to the San Antonio river walk and Abby absolutely loves the rainforest cafe. Mike genuinely despises it so much like he sits there plotting Ness’ murder the whole time

-scratch the dad thing my mom suggested that Ness’ aunt and uncle run the diner and that actually works better with some of my headcanons so yeah

-Sparky’s is still named after a family dog though

-always points out farm animals when driving

K that’s it for now love them sm 🫶🫶🫶

[kingbcwser]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

//... okay but I'm not from USA LMAO

[the-smallest-star]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

"..... I understood very little of those words."

[flamesignite]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

"What the fuck is a U s a ?" That doesn't exist here.

[captainseamech]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

//ok Soldier TF2, but I'm Brazilian