Conservative white men when one of their idols on social media or Fox News or podcasts etc gives them a new buzzword to express how much they hate minorities and want them all dead
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Raz truly is one of the funniest video game characters of all time. His ability to do platforming parkour is explained by the fact that he was raised in a circus. He’s a psychic prodigy. He thought his dad hated psychics but his dad is a psychic. He broke into a government camp in an attempt to get employed as a secret agent and it worked. He has canonically set squirrels on fire. His grandma is a former mass murderer. He’s addicted to giving people therapy and duking it out with the manifestations of their problems. He saves the day 3 times in the span of a week. He’s friends with a rat. He’s 10 years old.
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how it feels to be at the airport during the holidays
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The BAU on a commercial flight:
EMILY: Stopped and searched at the security checkpoint because she forgot she was wearing an ankle holstered gun. Is the person who kicks your seat and hogs the armrest because gay people do not know how to sit on a chair properly.
JJ: Is the one having her armrest hogged by Emily. Opens a packet of peanuts and gives someone an allergic reaction. Should have stuck with Cheetos…
TARA: “It’s okay, I’m a doctor! Not a doctor of medicine, but I’m sure I can figure it out!”
PENELOPE: Watches movies on her tablet and eats M&M’s like the little iPad kid she is, eventually falling asleep on Morgan’s shoulder during ‘Legally Blonde’.
MORGAN: Shamelessly flirting with the flight attendants and trying to hide the fact that he is watching ‘Legally Blonde’ over Penelope’s shoulder—and loving it.
HOTCH: Reading FBI case files in his sunglasses, not noticing the kid who has been staring at him the whole time thinking ‘damn, James Bond be on this flight.’
SPENCER: Talking to that same kid and his mother, explaining aerodynamics and discussing plane crash statistics. The kid’s mother requests a seat change.
ELLE: Lets Spencer explain aerodynamics to her instead. She swaps her red jello for his orange jello from the airplane meal because red is his favourite.
Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios
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society if henry's parting kiss went to klinger instead of margaret
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Chaos and Serenity (MH17 Plane Crash Victim)
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You know who has balls/ovaries of steel? Air crash investigators. These MFs get a call. "Oh? There's been another crash? Let me just hop on a plane to get to the crash site." Just hop on and fly like it's nothing. And I know that planes are very safe overall and that these people are in a position to know that BUT ... can you imagine? Your entire livelihood and possibly sense of purpose is tied to investigating crashes and problems but you still trust those machines?
(Yes, I'm watching "Mayday: Air Disasters." Why do you ask?)
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