#crock pot this! air fryer that!

[aniseandspearmint]

*pokes through ground beef recipes on super cook*

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO BORING

[starkey]

made it out of the middle Lidl aisle without a bread maker by the skin of my goddamn teeth

[queermeetsthe90s]

This isn’t really abt bmw but I did have a question for y’all. Does anyone know any good crockpot/slow cooker/air fryer recipes that are pretty easy and good for meal planning? Pls help a poor college student out bc inflation is fucking crazy I stg. I’m not tryna end up like Jack and Eric when they tried to do thanksgiving 😭✋

[blueberrytruth]

Lord help me im going to purchase another small kitchen appliance

[elderwisp]

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Frances: Can you hand me the tape once you’re done?

Dan: I think I used up the last bit, maybe we can stop by the store? I need a new sharpie anyway.

Frances: Wanna go right now? I need a break.

Dan: Ye ye. Kai!

Kai: Sup.

Dan: What happened to your face??

Kai: I tried covering all of the holes but, uh, Frances you might not get the deposit back.

Frances: When do people ever get their deposit back?

Kai: Trueeeee.

-

Dan: YOO we should get a crock-pot-

Kai: Who the fuck says that, Dan?

Dan: Bitch, you’re the one that burns pre cooked fries in an air fryer. Of COURSE you wouldn’t be literate in the art of food.

Kai: OHKAYYY since when did working in fast food make you a food critic?

Dan: I don’t have to be a food critic to know you suck at cooking, right Frances? 

Frances: [ a longing sigh ]

Dan: … Frances, you okay?

Frances: Hmm? Oh, yeah, bad at cooking.

Dan: Hold up, what’s wrong?

Frances: Graduation’s coming up.

Dan: Thank god, right?

Frances: And then I leave for De Sol Valley…

Kai: Exciting! Wait, why do you look so sad?

Frances: I dunno, it’s… So far away.

Kai: Only a short two hour train ride.

Frances: And I’ll be alone.

Dan: Facetime?

Frances: I just… [ sings ] Liked this little life. 

Dan: You mean being stressed out juggling several jobs and school?

Frances: It kept me active.

Dan: Your anxiety hair literally clogged the sink multiple times.

Frances: I needed to thin it out anyway.

Dan: You’re weird.

Frances: Thanks. 

Kai: I mean, is there anything else holding you back?

Frances: I- A lot of things. I’ll sort it out though before I go.

Dan: Well, let us know if we can help you.

Kai: So, you think I can sleep in your room while you're gone?

Frances: I mean, sure but why?

Kai: I think I kind of hate being home now.

Frances: Oh?

Kai: It’s nothing serious.

Frances: Dang- Wait, hold that thought I gotta pee.

Dan: Todo bien? Everything good?

Kai: No le digas nada, pero Atlas está usando otra vez. Don’t tell her anything, but Atlas is using again. 

Dan: ¿De verdad? ¿Cómo lo sabes? Really? How do you know?

Kai: Atlas estaba mandando un mensaje a Taryn sobre eso. Hablan... mucho. Atlas was texting Taryn about it. They… Talk a lot.

Dan: Fucking hell. Did you check her phone?

Kai: It was an accident! Sort of. Look, I would prefer skydiving without a parachute instead of watching this unfold.

Dan: I mean, the good thing is he stopped, right?

Kai: I dunno but that doesn’t hide the fact that he lied.

Both: Again.

Kai: He asked her not to tell us, Dan. His friends.

Dan: Yeah, well, he hasn’t necessarily been the most open lately. 

Kai: I mean I would have thought we mattered more. 

Dan: You can’t take it personal. You know how he gets.

Kai: I just feel like eventually we’re going to get tired of it.

Dan: I’m aware. [ sighs ] Jesus, this is a mess.

Kai: Yep. By the way, he invited us to go to the skatepark, please go.

Dan: Duh. Hopefully it’s not awkward. Don’t make it awkward.

Kai: I won’t!

[legumepowered]

vegan chili cheese fries

water in a pot, add:

tvp [red lentils would also be good

peppers [I used dried]

precooked black beans [made in crock pot]

tomato powder [a puree would work well, just use less water)

seasoning: my everything seasoning, s+p, taco spice blend [I would use chili powder/ more red pepper flakes next time, there was no heat]

Serve over fries [ I used premade + heated in my air fryer]. Topped with vegan cheese, but use anything you want

I also had an apple with PB and dried cranberries on the pb.

I didn't measure anything, so I really don't know the macros. I probably had about a 1/4 cup tvp - 16g protein just from that. + everything else. I'm sure it was over 20g protein, which isn't bad.

[pearlypeacepeacock69]

Alright Spoonie Bitches here's how I make my life suck less.

➡️ Rice cooker/ crock pot/ instapot/ etc

➡️ Use one of these fuckers

➡️Make 🍝 pasta or rice 🍚 or one of these

➡️ 🥫 Can Soup ➕️ Can Veg

Put the shit in the pot

➡️ Air Fryer for Meat 🍖 if you also have a lipid problem 🙃

➡️ 🧄Season ya heathes🌶

✨️Enjoy✨️ your one pot meal and use the liner bag for left overs!

This works for:

Curry 🍛

Spaghetti and meatballs 🍝

Ramen 🍜

Chik n dumplings

Green bean casserole and of that ilk

And other shit

Also it's cheap (and if you buy meat with bones it's cheaper and you have bones for broth!)

[headphonemouse]

Reasons to work out

1. Have strength to hand mix baking stuff (I have an aversion to kitchen appliances if your recipe calls for a blender or even worse a fucking crock pot or air fryer I hate you so so much)

2. Beat my dad in arm wrestling

3. Snap my siblings' spine when I crack their back

[dcbbw]

I was wondering if you still planned to post your story Sins of the Father? You shared a small part of it a little while back and it had me hooked because of the trr crime concept behind it and the other stories you were crossing it with.

Hiiii, Nonny and thank you for the ask!

Believe me or not, I was JUST talking about this fic today.

Reading me is both a blessing and a curse ... I strive very hard to make sure that any story I post is engaging, entertaining, and not like anything else I have put out there. I want my writing to be worth the wait.

Which brings us to the wait ... I'm a crock pot, not an air fryer. I haven't forgotten about any of the stories I promised folks, but my creativity process is chaotic to put it mildly. Maybe I'll post a WIP update and call it The (Un)Forgotten as a reminder to myself and others that the stories are forthcoming; I just can't tell you when.

(I'm the Southwest Airlines of tumblr writers)

I have only attempted one crossover to date, but prefer to think of it as my fave crew (TRR gang) sometimes need some help telling a story.

Thank you so much for thinking of my fic!

[enbykelpie]

Keep seeing people shitting in air fryers because "thats jus a small oven" and like... okay, and??? Do you know how much of a difference it would've made growing up if my family had had an air fryer? Our stove/oven went out when I was like. 8, and we didn't have another until I was almost 17. If something was cooked, it was either grilled outside on a portable propane grill (in the summer almost exclusively, and only when it was less than 84°F outside), in the electric skillet or crock pot, but mostly everything was done in the microwave. And like... Toaster ovens exited already, yeah, but they weren't easily accessible here, like I genuinely cannot remember ever seeing them in stores, and they're usually really small and not big enough to make a meal for four.

But air fryers? Air fryers are decently affordable if you catch them on sale, and sometimes even when they're not, especially when compared to the cost of a full range. They're available in every store that sells kitchen appliances, I've even seen them at Aldi and Kroger. They're practically portable, too, you could have one in a hotel room or dorm with little fuss.

You can make a moderately healthy dinner in 20-30 minutes, if that, and some of them have big enough baskets to make enough for four, and the ones that don't, can cook so quickly it's not a big deal to make stuff in batches. You can even bake in them! You can make cookies or desserts or a cake for your kids birthday!

Like, yeah, they're basically a small oven. But that's what's great! Because, guess what, this might be a shocker but not everyone has access to a full size oven. And even for the people that do, not everyone's able to do the bending that comes with traditional oven placement, or wants to heat up their house possibly even further than it already is, or has the time it takes to pre-heat... Or also, maybe, they just... don't have to have a reason. Maybe they just like their air fryer for it being an air fryer.

[kitchnoider]

Kitchen Appliances To Prepare Healthy Meals

Maintaining a healthy diet is important for our overall well-being. The food we choose affects our energy, health, and mood. To support a nutritious lifestyle, having the right kitchen tools is crucial. In this guide, we'll explore essential appliances like the air fryer, blender, slow cooker, and more. These appliances make cooking convenient and promote healthier meal preparation. Let's dive into the world of must-have kitchen appliances for nutritious meals!

Kitchen Appliances To Prepare Healthy Meals

High-Speed Blender

A high-speed blender is a powerful kitchen appliance that can blend fruits, vegetables, and other ingredients into smooth and creamy concoctions. It can easily turn whole fruits and vegetables into nutritious smoothies, helping you incorporate more vitamins and fiber into your diet. With its fast and efficient blending capabilities, it can also be used to make homemade soups, sauces, and even nut butters. The high-speed blender's versatility and ability to break down tough ingredients make it a must-have for anyone looking to create healthy and delicious meals or snacks.

Slow Cooker

A slow cooker, also known as a crock-pot, is a convenient kitchen appliance that allows you to prepare flavorful and healthy meals with minimal effort. Simply add your ingredients, set the cooking time, and let the slow cooker work its magic. It slowly cooks food at low temperatures, tenderizing meats and allowing flavors to meld together. With a slow cooker, you can make delicious stews, soups, and even whole-grain dishes like oatmeal or quinoa. It's perfect for busy individuals who want to come home to a nutritious, home-cooked meal without spending hours in the kitchen.

Air Fryer

An air fryer is a countertop appliance that uses hot air circulation to cook food to a crispy perfection, all without the need for excessive oil. It's a healthier alternative to deep frying, as it significantly reduces the amount of unhealthy fats and calories in your favorite fried foods. The air fryer can create crispy french fries, crunchy chicken wings, and even golden-brown vegetables with just a fraction of the oil used in traditional frying methods. It's an excellent addition to any kitchen, providing guilt-free indulgence while promoting a balanced and nutritious diet.

Food Processor

A food processor is a versatile kitchen appliance that simplifies food preparation tasks. With its sharp blades and various attachments, it can chop, slice, shred, and puree a wide range of ingredients. From quickly chopping vegetables for salads to making homemade pesto or nut-based spreads, the food processor saves time and effort in the kitchen. It's perfect for creating healthy dips, dressings, and sauces, and can even knead dough for homemade bread. By having a food processor, you can easily incorporate more fresh and nutritious ingredients into your meals, making cooking a breeze.

Steam Oven

A steam oven is a kitchen appliance that uses the power of steam to cook food gently and efficiently. Unlike traditional ovens that rely on dry heat, steam ovens help retain the natural flavors, colors, and nutrients of the ingredients. They are ideal for cooking vegetables, fish, and grains, as the steam helps maintain their texture and nutritional value. Steam ovens also eliminate the need for excessive oil or fats, making it a healthier cooking option. With precise temperature control and even heat distribution, steam ovens ensure that your meals are cooked to perfection, promoting a nutritious and flavorful diet.

Electric Grill or Griddle

An electric grill or griddle is a versatile kitchen appliance that allows you to grill or griddle food indoors, without the need for an outdoor barbecue. With adjustable temperature settings, you can cook lean meats, fish, vegetables, and even fruits with minimal oil. Grilling or griddling food helps reduce the consumption of unhealthy fats, while still imparting a delicious smoky flavor. It's an excellent way to prepare low-fat and flavorful meals, whether you want to enjoy a juicy grilled chicken breast or a stack of fluffy pancakes. The electric grill or griddle brings outdoor cooking convenience to your kitchen while promoting healthier eating habits.

Juicer

A juicer is a handy appliance that extracts juice from fruits and vegetables, providing a concentrated source of essential vitamins and minerals. It allows you to enjoy a variety of fresh and nutrient-rich juices with ease. By separating the juice from the pulp, a juicer helps you consume a larger quantity of fruits and vegetables in a convenient and refreshing way. Whether you prefer citrus juices, green juices, or a combination of different flavors, a juicer allows you to customize your drinks to suit your taste preferences and nutritional needs. Incorporating freshly squeezed juices into your daily routine can boost your intake of vitamins, antioxidants, and enzymes, supporting a healthy lifestyle and providing a refreshing way to hydrate.

Spiralizer

A spiralizer is a nifty kitchen tool that transforms vegetables into fun and healthy noodle-like shapes. By creating spirals, ribbons, or strands, it offers a creative and nutritious alternative to traditional pasta. With a spiralizer, you can turn zucchini, carrots, sweet potatoes, and other veggies into low-carb and nutrient-rich substitutes for pasta dishes. Whether you're aiming to reduce your carb intake, increase your vegetable consumption, or simply add some variety to your meals, a spiralizer allows you to experiment with new flavors and textures. It's an excellent way to incorporate more plant-based options into your diet while enjoying delicious and satisfying meals.

Final Words

Adding essential kitchen appliances to your cooking routine can greatly improve your ability to prepare and enjoy healthy meals. From the versatile air fryer that makes crispy dishes with less oil, to the high-speed blender that turns fruits and veggies into nutritious smoothies, these appliances offer convenience, flavor, and health benefits. The slow cooker simplifies meal prep, the food processor helps with chopping, and the steam oven and electric grill promote healthier cooking. With a juicer and spiralizer, you can incorporate fresh juices and creative veggie-based options. Equip your kitchen with these appliances for a healthier and more enjoyable eating experience.

[neotrances]

you are jealous of my air fryer and my crock pot

[rebelbyrdie]

At dinner with friends from school. I am old, they are old. The last person we ever expected to reproduce in our friend group brought their 5 year old (who is named after a Firefly charecter because we are forever nerds) along.

This following conversation 100% happened and is why my wife says I am not allowed to babysit my niece.

Mom Friend: Tell them what you said about Mommy.

Spawn: That she's fattest so I would eat her first.

Everyone in Olive Garden: ...

Me: Well, Spawn. Please remember that when cooking a fatty meat you're gonna want to use a crock pot because that will make it taste the best.

Mom Friend: Kinda. She's frighteningly logical about this. I asked her if she wanted me to still be alive and she said-

Spawn: Yeah. I will eat you really slowly.

Mom Friend: Starting with my fingers.

Me: Fingers and toes in the air fryer, Spawn. It will be like chicken tenders.

Mom Friend: I really miss you guys! (She loves in MN but is back in TN for holidays)

Bestie: I'm texting this whole conversation to your wife.

Me: You have obviously not heard about the great Baby-Turducken Debate of 2020.

Mom Friend: I need to know.

Mom Friend's Husband: If the rest of you had kids we would have a pack of tiny serial killers on our hands. Thank God for homosexuality of student loan debt.

Bestie: Our History teacher used to say the same thing. The serial killer part, I mean.

Me: He also told me to stop taking credit for assassinations that happened before I was born.

Olive Garden Server: ...

Bestie's Husband: I promise the tip is worth the trauma of this table.

[vmonetechnologies]

Best Gadgets to Gift This Diwali: Enchant Your Relatives This Festive Season 

Surprise your loved ones this Diwali with a unique selection of gadgets that are not just engaging and practical but also contemporary. These gadgets, unlike the usual decorations and sweets, bring a fresh and innovative twist to festive celebrations. From cutting-edge accessories to smart home appliances, our list of the best gadgets is sure to amaze your loved ones and relatives this Diwali. Whether it's for the techie buddy, fitness enthusiast, or relative who's always ahead in technology, these gadgets are bound to spread cheer with their uniqueness and inventiveness!

Smart Home Devices: Diwali Gifts 2024

Diwali is all about illuminating your house, and using smart home gadgets can elevate your experience by making it easier and more modernised. They are ideal for generating an atmosphere that is festive but also smart.

Top Suggestions

Amazon Echo Dot (5th generation): It's small, inexpensive, and excellent at regulating smart home devices and providing entertainment.

Google Nest Hub (2nd generation)—This equipment allows you to control everything in an intelligent house, including running your agendas.

Smart Air Fryers: Diwali Gifts 2024

If you're looking for the perfect gadget gift this Diwali, look no further. Our selection of intelligent gadgets is designed to make the receiver's life at home more convenient. These gadgets, such as smart Air Fryers, are not just innovative but also practical. They help prepare festive treats with less oil, perfectly aligning with the essence of Diwali: health combined with celebration. Their convenience factor makes them an ideal gift for this festive season. 

Top Suggestions

Agaro Regency Fryer: Creates uniformly cooked meals and has a significant hold.

Inalsa Fryer: Features two unique cooking chunks for flexible meal arrangement.

Havells Fryer: Includes air frying, roasting, and baking on one device.

Intelligent Coffee Makers: Best Coffee Gadgets

A smart coffee maker enhances daily routines with convenience and ease, embodying the festival's focus on improving quality of life and enjoying the little pleasures.

Top Recommendations 

Agaro Imperial Espresso Coffee Machine: Its USP is the quantity of coffee dispensed through the smooth filter. 

Morphy Richards Impresso Espresso Coffee Machine: Cafe-style coffee with the perfect foam and taste at your convenience. 

Cafe Coffee Day Wake-Up Fully Automatic Coffee Machine: This is an ideal capsule coffee machine, one of Diwali's most valuable gadgets. 

Robotic Vacuum Cleaners: Diwali Gifts 2024 

Following the essence of Diwali, when homes and areas are cleaned up and renewed, you can use a robotic vacuum to keep your house tidy with almost no effort and give you home purity and fresh starts; these are some of the finest devices you can buy for your relatives or mates for this year's Diwali.

Top Suggestions

Agaro Alpha Wet & Dry Vacuum Cleaners: This device has intelligent navigation & super strong suction.

Ecovacs Deebot N79S: It has moderate pricing and effective cleaning.

Dreame D9 Max: Uses sophisticated mapping technology plus a scrubbing feature.

Bright Blenders: Diwali gifting guide 2024

Multi-Cookers: Best Useful Gadgets For Diwali 

A multi-cooker is a versatile appliance and a great idea under the category of the best Diwali gifting guide 2024 that can handle various cooking methods, from slow cooking to pressure cooking.

Top Suggestions

Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1: Offers multiple cooking functions in one appliance.

Ninja Foodi Deluxe: Known for its pressure cooking and air frying capabilities.

Crock-Pot Express: Combines slow cooking with pressure cooking for versatile meal preparation.

Conclusion: Best Gadgets to Gift This Diwali

This Diwali season, give a kitchen or household appliance that captures the spirit of the celebration. Every kitchen or home appliance has a unique way of making life easier and more cheerful, just as every routine, convenience improvement, or enjoyable aspect of cooking has the potential to make life happier than it was before. For a more detailed review, visit our main blog by clicking this link.

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