#crowley is angsty

[lejoursobre]

Global warming is wild isn't it? I mean? Warm and salty raindrops 24/7? specifically in Soho???

(I physically can't draw angst sorry I did my best here)

[lorehappy83]

"Grant me your wrath, my dear. For I've become unworthy of your forgiveness"

[katfell]

Ineffable Pronouns: us/our

Audience - boo! you are being pushy Aziraphale, let him go at his own pace, you are not reading his signals properly you idiot

Crowley:

Audience: - yes! how is Aziraphale so stupid and blind? All Crowley wants is for them to be a couple, an us! Urgh he's so romantic...

[gleafer]

My sorta kinda Graphic Novel: Crowley Falls Again, in its entirety (so far) free at this link!

Click and HAVE FEELINGS

[crowleysgirl56]

Good Omens season 3/finale thought of the day:

What if in the finale they don’t kiss? What if they don’t hug? What if they don’t hold hands? What if they don’t even touch?!

What if all we get is still just some shy avoidant looks and some simple declaration of friendship?!

That was lovely and all for the end of season 1, but god damn this time round I need them to clutch each other whilst looking into each other eyes declaring their love for one another, or else I don’t know what I’ll do!

[orayart]

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#699 Adoption

Adopted!Yuu Being Crowley's assistant for NRC...

Adopted!Yuu*Not looking up from your phone, texting your adeuce duo* Hello, NRC

Crowley*on phone, panicked* Sweety, I got stabbed! Call ambulence-

Yuu suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation. Next scene,You're is in Crowley's office as he presents you with a gift

Crowley: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Yuuyuu! I got you a little somethin'~

Adopted!Yuu: Is it a cure for Clinical Depression?

Crowley: I... Oh...

Adopted!Yuu*snatched the present and angrily slammed it on the floor*THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerges from the present box and swarm you up to your neck

Adopted!Yuu: UGHHH!

Crowley*suddenly hiding outside of the office window* I'm sorry! It was spiders!

Adopted!Yuu*annoyed, deadpan* Goddammit

Who should Adopted!Yuu...be crushing on and who is crushing on adopted yuu?...

[ranaeley]

The starmaker at work...

Closeups and alternate coloring under the cut.

[somewhere-in-wales]

You know what I was just thinking about? That feeling when you fall hard for someone you can't have.

And every time you see them your heart jumps. You drop EVERYTHING for a chance to spend time with them. Hearing from them lights you up, and your life can be divided between the time you get to spend with them and the time spent waiting to be with them again.

That agonising, heartbreaking, soul-crushing feeling of having fallen so deep that you can't see a way out, and you don't even want to.

Now imagine that going on for hundreds of years.

And then, when it finally looks like there might be a way out, together, it gets ripped away.

I was just thinking about that.

[hikarry]

I say Crowley became paranoid after season 1 for two reasons and two reasons only:

He has had a taste of what losing Aziraphale feels like and it destroyed him to the point of "Fuck Armageddon. I'm gonna drink myself to oblivion and wait for the end of the world to take me" (smells like low-key suicidal behavior to me but alas) and he doesn't want to feel that way again

He saw with his own two eyes how eager Gabriel (and Heaven in general) was to destroy Aziraphale and how stupidly happy that idea made him.

He can't live without Aziraphale

He would rather be destroyed with the rest of the world instead of fighting to save it like it was HIS original plan because he thought Aziraphale was dead

Crowley knows their body switching stunt worked but he has anxiety. His mind will keep feeding him with questions like "For how long will they believe it without further investigation?/will they actually leave us alone before coming for Aziraphale again?"

His paranoia is the reason why he got so upset over Aziraphale wanting to shelter and help Gabriel

After all these years of being afraid Heaven would come and take Aziraphale away from him, now the angel wants to help the guy that tried to kill him and that very conveniently claims to be amenisiac? I don't know about you but I wouldn't believe Gabriel/Jim easily either

The worst part is: his paranoia was correct. Heaven did come and took Aziraphale away from him but in such a twisted way the angel chose to go instead of being forced to

He has had this fear since Armageddidnt. He has tried to keep his peaceful existence with Aziraphale by any means necessary just to watch his fears play in front of him in the most cruel way possible

[mobius-m-mobius]

We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't.

[rainyr]

Down Bad

“I’ll build you a fort on some planet

Where they can all understand it

How dare you think it’s romantic

Leaving me safe and stranded

Cause fuck it, I was was in love

So fuck you if I can’t have us”

This one goes out to everybody still grieving over how S2 ended, one year later. Close-ups under the cut!

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@goodomensafterdark

[sentientsky]

...comedy. right, okay, so we're just saying things now??

[actual-changeling]

do you think crowley ever stopped time simply to look at aziraphale's face for a little while longer? to commit it to memory because it's all he has?

do you think it was perfectly harmless, like those handful of stolen minutes that one evening in the bookshop when he had taken off his vest and laughed with enough joy to make the room glow? or one early morning in the park when the sunlight hit his cheekbones just so and crowley wanted the world to be nothing but golden and blue angel for a little bit longer?

do you think it became more desperate after the apocalypse-that-wasn't? time stopped out of fear, to check a room again and again, to frantically try and remember every freckle and lock of hair just in case something was going to happen to him, to them?

(just in case just in case just in case)

do you think at one point, drunk and half-stuck in his nightmares, crowley sat on the bookshop's floor in the middle of the night after having stopped time the second he snapped awake in his flat? aziraphale was completely unaware of his presence and curled up in his armchair with a good book, but crowley pressed his knees to his chest and looked at him without blinking for what might have been hours as well as days.

time frozen at his bidding, listening to the voice of the being who had once been the starmaker, and when he allowed it to keep moving (back in bed, awake, staring at the ceiling) the world exhaled a breath no one knew it had been holding.

do you think he stopped it right after the kiss?

it was instinct, he hadn't meant to, but crowley knew exactly which words were about to leave his mouth, and every cell in his body had rebelled. his heart had already been broken, yes, but when he sank to the floor in a familiar spot and looked up at him, he could pretend everything was fine.

just for a little bit. he deserves that much, right?

crowley took off his glasses and rested his chin on his arms, knees drawn up against his chest like they are wont to be, and tried to imagine what his life was going to be like once he pressed play.

do you think he was tempted to simply let it be? to freeze everything for as long as he could manage and die and turn to dust once all his power had run out?

i love you he said like so many times before, always into frozen silence. three words, every single time, nothing else.

i love you.

crowley knew he had to let it- him go eventually, but where's the harm in living in the moment for a little while longer? so he sat and watched, unmoving and unblinking, and wished he could turn back time instead of stopping it.

then again, (i love you, he whispers, right before he let's him go), he wasn't sure if he would want to reverse any of this. it was worth it, all of it, even if it ended like this.

crowley never liked tragedies—maybe because he knew he had been living in one all along.

[gleafer]

Who wants ANGST??? I got nice fresh ANGST RIGHT OUTTA THE OVEN!

Hokay. Last ANGSTAGEDDON: Crowley Falls Again before I wrap this bad boy up at the end of the @goodomensafterdark angst war.

Once again, not tagging because there are a lot of you brawlers!

Enjoy some BAMF Aziraferal as he once again tries to fix every gahdahm thing.

[thehouseofwhump]

- Good Omens: Crowley