#cuz it's silly hehehehe

[liliallowed]

roughmen and gentilemen. I require your attention.

women and none-binary people are hot.

thank you for listening.

[eechytooru]

HELLO EVERYONE AGAIN

I'M HERE WITH SOME SKETCHES HEHEHEH!!! Hope y'all doing well, and drinking enough water, of course!

It was nice to draw this silly bug, I wonder if anyone will notice...

THIS THING CAME INTO MY MIND REALLY FAST as I saw the "staff only"

"I guess he's just...different"

THIS AUDIO MADE ME GO INSANE ME AND MY FRIENDS WENT FROM 😃 TO 😟

ANYWAY I really enjoyed the update

I got A LOT of content with the other neighbors, and I absolutely LOVE IT. I'll try to draw more of Howdy, Eddie, Sally and others cuz they all deserve attention for sure!!!

And I hope y'all doings well once again and have a good morning/evening/night🌸

[i-ate-your-dog-srry]

I combined Crowley and wally helpppppp I'm giggling it's so lazy anyway I got the idea from @caes-funnyarc cuz I asked for him to send me an outfit to draw wally in (that my forgetful and arogent self still hasn't drawn yet and is planning to tomorrow) and it gave me the idea to cross them over because they are both silly hehehehe <3

It's so silly, but it makes me feel the silliness, so whatever :3

[whyse7vn]

nudes? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SEOKJIN -

jin: you’re so special

i wish i was special

y/n: r u flirting with me

jin: yeah

y/n: never do it again

jin: sorry

i’m a creep

i’m a weirdo

y/n: it’s true

jin: yeah :/

y/n: i thought you hated radiohead

jin: not today

they speak for me ❤️

y/n: ok

jin: do you miss me be honest

y/n: you don’t want my honesty right now

jin: ur right you know me so well

i’m in a vulnerable state rn

y/n: yeah

jin: so that’s why i’m gonna humbly ask you to send nudes

y/n:

you rn

jin: STOP

NO ITS NOT

PLEASE STOP

y/n: *sighs looks left looks right* idk if i can send you anything jin

jin: stop 😕

y/n: roleplay with me if you want to see some ass pretty boy 🙈🙈🙈🙈

jin: *looks up at you with pleading eyes* p-please

y/n: *pats you on head looks conflicted* i really shouldn’t jinnie

jin: *tears slowly flow out my eyes* PLEASE

*kneels and hugs ur legs now sobbing*

y/n: fucking crybaby bitch *pulls out a gun and empties the whole clip into ur head while reciting jjk chapter 236*

jin: okay wtf

y/n: sorry i was getting into it

jin: that was you into it?

y/n: yeah?

jin: okay

y/n: yeah shut the fuck up you little ant carrying the stupid little bag on a stick

jin: i’m sorry

y/n: know ur place

u little slut

jin: i am NOT roleplaying with you again

y/n: k bye.

jin: ….

…………..

y/n: i said BYE

jin: *whimpers*

y/n: LMAOOOO UR A FREAKKKKK

jin: i can’t believe you made me do that

y/n: didn’t make you do anything

you did that all willingly

u fr wasn’t lying when you said ur a weirdo man

jin: whatever

y/n: miss u xx

6 images sent

NAMJOON -

y/n: no joon but i’m saying what the fuck is a naevis

like i thought it was the fandom name but turns out ITS NOT

WHAT IS NAEVIS

like wdym they said “naevis we love you” and it’s not the fans

WHO IS IT JOON WHO

don’t get me wrong i love aespa like down to the ground but tf are you guys talking about who is is the naevis and do we need to fight

namjoon: i get you baby

y/n: i knew you would understand

you’re the only one i have in this world

me and joon against the world

we’re so cute

namjoom: the cutest!

y/n: WAIT BABE CUZ U SPILLED

WE ARE THE CUTEST WE ARE

BEST COUPLE

like no joke we are like what people dream about

wow joon ur smart

what did you eat today

namjoon: toast baby

it’s 9 in the morning

y/n: ok what is naevis tho

please stay on track

do u know joon?

namjoon: not sure baby

y/n: ok wtf is wrong with you

it feels like ur here but not here

and where are all ur stupid little dad emojis

where is the namjoon i know

namjoon: sorry baby

y/n: ok and you’ve called me baby like how many times??

you only say that when u wanna fuck lmao

OH MYGOD KIM NAMJOON

U NASTY BITCH

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

ARE YOU A FREAK

OMYGODFC

namjoon: baby :(

y/n: UR SICK UR SO SICK

namjoon: not doing anything i promise

y/n: I DO NOT BELIVE YOU

namjoon: i’m not a pervert

and i would never lie to you

you know that

y/n: hehehehehe

don’t you know that to me

what if i don’t know joon

heheheh

just imagined you saying that

you know that >:-|

with ur silly little srs face

that little face was u by the way

anyways

you will NOT seduce me

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: send me nudes pretty

y/n: wow namjoons a whore guys

namjoon: guys?

who are you talking to

y/n: i can’t take this

HEHHE I AM BLUSHING THO HEHEHDH

you’ve changed joon….

namjoon: sorry? idk what to say baby

it feels like i’m taking to like 4 people at once

y/n: UR WHAT????

namjoon: baby stop being silly

y/n: silly?

silly is such a silly word

heheheh

like ur soooo silly

isn’t that silly joon

namjoon: stop saying silly

y/n: can’t help being the naturally silly girl i am joon like i’m just silly i was born like this

namjoon: i’m wearing my glasses btw

y/n: oh?

namjoon: yeah baby

y/n: what was it that u wanted joon >.<

JUNGKOOK -

jungkook: babe can i try something please

y/n: no

jungkook: good girl

y/n: ???

jungkook: was that nice?

y/n: no

jungkok: ok then

y/n: was that it?

jungkook: should i end my life

y/n: let me think about it

jungkook: ok

babe

y/n: yeah

jungkook: do you you ever feel really exposed to the dinosaurs?

y/n: what?

jungkook: i feel so exposed to them

y/n: what does that mean

jungkook: they know me

but like

it’s too much

they know too much

y/n: they are dead

jungkook: ok

i’m sorry

y/n: are you ok?

jungkook: i wish i was born as a little potato

so i could be put into a soup or something

or maybe i would be made into a little mcdonalds fry

y/n: what are you going on about

jungkook: babe

time is an illusion

you have to get it before it gets you

y/n: jungkook what do you actually want rn

jungkook: i love speaking to you

can i not speak to you

y/n: what do you want from me

jungkook: so like

y/n: so like????

jungkook: canyouplssendmenudes

y/n: is that it?

jungkook: i love you

y/n: 4 images sent

jungkook: i could cry

y/n: please don’t

jungkook: love my life

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

do you miss me as much as i miss you

home soon babe 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

ur so pretty

i want to peel off ur skin and suck on ur bones

y/n: what the hell

jungkook: can i?

y/n: could u just not say i’m hot and move on please

jungkook: ur HOT

HOT AF BABE

HOTTIE

HOT AHHH

SPICY HOT

TOO HOT TO HANDLE AHH

BURNING I AM

TOOOOOO HOOOT

y/n: enough

jungkook: sorry

HOSEOK -

hobi:

y/n: not reading all of that sorry for your loss or congratulations idk

hobi: fair enough

y/n: yeah

hobi: ok send ur nudes rn

i’ll rate them 1-10

y/n: that makes me want to throw up

hobi: don’t even stress it’s gonna be a 10

i just like the edge it gives you when u know ur being judged

makes u panic so you get creative

y/n: that sounds toxic as hell???

hobi: probably is idk

y/n: let’s break up

hobi: nooo my creative girl don’t go 😢

y/n: going

hobi: can you call me daddy like once

y/n: you are out of ur mind

hobi: it’ll probably be really hot

y/n: we have done this once already hoseok

you literally threw up after i said it

hobi: ok i was young then

it wasn’t right calling a young man like me daddy

but i’ve grown now pls

y/n: it was 2 months ago

hobi: my love i’ve grown honestly 🙏🏻

y/n: can you leave me alone

hobi: kk send me pics tho xx

y/n: xx?

hobi: i kissed you

yk to be nice?

don’t tell me you want a hug too

i spoil you too much

xxoooxxxoo

y/n: i will kill you

hobi: ok but be honest was this a good attempt

y/n: this was ur worst by far

ur getting desperate babe and it’s showing

hobi: IVE BEEN DESPERATE SINCE THE MORNING

pls pls pls pls pls pls PLEASE SEND ME NUDES PLEASE

y/n: yawn the begging is getting boring

hobi: FUCK U

i’ll be back in 5

need thinking time

y/n: did you just send me money?

hobi: no?

y/n: ?

hobi: yeah :/

y/n: this is getting sad

2 images sent

hobi: god is good amen 🙏🏻

YOONGI -

yoongi: can you

y/n: can you

yoongi: i can

y/n: you can

yoongi: yeah

y/n: that’s crazy

yoongi: not really

but pls can you

y/n: it’s really crazy yoongi

yoongi: i’m telling you it’s not

y/n: it is

yoongi: why

y/n: why?

yoongi: yeah that’s what i asked

y/n: the fact that you have to ask why is even crazier

yoongi: it is?

y/n: it is.

yoongi: oh

y/n: i hope ur ashamed of yourself

yoongi: but you normally can

y/n: ok?

yoongi: ok?

y/n: people change

yoongi: clearly

y/n: are you trying to fight me rn

yoongi: kinda

y/n: typical

yoongi: but like

y/n: but like?

yoongi: a fight but kinda different yk?

y/n: ur not right

yoongi: :/

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: yeah

y/n: can i be honest

yoongi: you can

y/n: i have no idea what we are taking about

yoongi: what

y/n: what

yoongi: we are supposed to be on the same page

y/n: i’m like 15 pages ahead rn

yoongi: no

you are 15 pages behind

y/n: pretty sure i’m ahead but whatever

yoongi: i’m telling you you’re not

y/n: it’s okay to be wrong sometimes babe

yoongi: ok

y/n: so proud of you

love when you learn new things

yoongi in his acceptance era ❤️❤️

yoongi: send me nudes

y/n: OMGGGG

yoongi also in his slut era

yoongi: whatever send pls

y/n: i even got a please i must be dreaming wow

yoongi: it was a pls

so it holds less value than a please

y/n: wow ur not acting like you want these nudes

yoongi: please :3

y/n: OMG THE FAMOUS YOONGI CAT FACE

best day ever

yoongi: fr best day ever!!

y/n: wow that’s scary never speak like me again

yoongi: i won’t

that made me physically ill

y/n: good

anyways beg me one more time please ;)

yoongi: you naked now please

y/n: um

are you telling me or asking me

that one felt very conflicting

yoongi: why are we still talking

y/n: maybe because we are deeply in love idk

yoongi: nude 4 nude

y/n: SAY LESS

4 images sent

JIMIN -

jimin: send nudes?

y/n: are u fr? not even a hi?

jimin: hi

send nudes?

y/n: no

how about u send me a stack

jimin: i can do that

lowkey prostitution but i can still do that

y/n: that was not in exchange for nudes btw

jimin: LAME

i support sex work

y/n: you just shamed prostitution

jimin: i did not

y/n: leave alone

jimin: can you not be emo rn please omg

i just want nudes

so i can put it on my onlyfans

y/n: ur what?

jimin: onlyfans

y/n: since when do you have an onlyfans?

jimin: i’m building a life for us babe ❤️

y/n: you are an idol

jimin: ok?

can i not share my ALL goods with with the world?

y/n: ur goods?

u asked ME for nudes

jimin: are you not mine?

y/n: no?

jimin: ok wrong answer but i get it feminism and stuff

stand ur ground queen 🙏🏻❤️

y/n: do not uplift me rn

jimin: sorry i can’t help it praise shesus!!!!!

y/n: go away

jimin: ok

let’s make some content babydoll

y/n: baby what?

jimin: think my first post should be feet pics

y/n: no

jimin: ur right they probably would want a full body pic first

y/n: can you actually go away

jimin: i can’t

i belong with you

my soul itches when we are apart

y/n: idc!

ur a freak say away

jimin: :p

y/n: 🖕🏽

jimin: ok nudes now

jimin sent 3 pictures

for you queen

y/n: gross

jimin: don’t lie

it’s a good angle no?

y/n: no

2 images sent

now leave me alone

TAEHYUNG -

y/n: bring me back cookies pls

taehyung: babe i’m feeling miscovus idk if i can

y/n: what?

taehyung: miscivous

miceovus

movovius

ME

THIS IS ME RN!!!

y/n: cookies yes or no

taehyung: ok but u pay for them

y/n: this would go crazy in the gc

but ok

check ur bank account

taehyung: ummm wtf

that was not what i meant

y/n: ?

taehyung: i told you i’m feeling miscovus

y/n: mischievous?

taehyung: ok show off

but yeah i’m feeling this micovus vibe rn

y/n: how have you spelt it wrong again?

taehyung: send me ur boobs

y/n: woah

taehyung: that is exactly what i will say when i see ur boobs on my screen

y/n: u make me sick

taehyung: woof woof meow pls send bae

y/n: was that necessary

taehyung: probably not but i’m feeling the vibes rn

y/n: that’s gross

never say that again

taehyung: it’s the truth tho venus in retrograde and ur boobs need to be on my screen

the universes is giving the the vibes

777

222

333

1066

y/n: 1066?

taehyung: the battle of hastings?

y/n: what?

taehyung: no babe why did mother earth literally just call me rn and say ur seeing it boobs rn would balance my infinity stones 😭

y/n: my head hurts

so bad

taehyung: i’m so upset for u fr but

can you balance me

oh pls oh pls

y/n: if i don’t get my fucking cookies after this i’m gonna be so mad

1 image attached

taehyung: hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[vixien11]

Velvette x Emily as (edited) Fizzmodeus quotes because yes

-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- @dallina17-tagging you in this bc WE NEED TO SPREAD VELVETTE X EMILY PROPAGANDA

Emily: I did schedule you through lunch, but I left room for a big old breakfaaast! (Sing song voice) Velvette: Let me guess, (Eyeroll and smirk) I'm handling that too? Emily: I mean, (Flying around to grab Velvette's coffee) Unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again? Velvette: (Chuckle) Heheheh! No. Never again. Emily: Whaaaat? Maybe I can burn the milk this time! Velvette: Staaaaaawp~! Emily: (Flying behind Velvette and holding her shoulders after handing her the coffee) Oh! Oh! You know what I'm craving?? Pizza! :3 Velvette: No, you maniac! Pizza is a lunch food. (Put's down coffee cup on coffee table. She knew better than to drink it) Emily: Pizza time! Pizza time! (Holds Velvette's hands and touches there foreheads)(Makes them both hover above the ground, spinning)(They laugh together) -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- Velvette: About your plans... (Ordering Emily's favorite pizza) You're still going to the heaven embassy without me? Emily: (Hand fidgeting) W-well, you have a busy day, and I know you're not big on the Sera thing.. Velvette: It's still the heaven embassy! Sera let you fall, remember? Plus, I don't think you should be out on your own! Emily: (Pouty face) Ugh.. You worry too much! You know I've gotta fight for the redemption case! C'mon, Vel! I can be on my own for one day! Velvette: You're still new to hell. I don't want you to get jumped! (Worried look) I'll get you an escort... Emily: Aww! I'll can handle it! (Clasps her hands together and does puppy dog eyes) C'mon Vellyyy.. Pweaaaase? (flutters eyes) Velvette: (Snickers and smiles softly) Aw.. How could I say no to a face that cute.. Emily: Mhm! That's why I use it! Velvette: (Stroking Emily's wings) Just try to stay out of trouble, Baby Dove. Emily: (Weak kneed and smiling) Velvette! Stop! (Playfully pushes her away) Velvette: Noooo! (Spin-hug) Vox: (Walks in on them being silly cuties) Velvette: Do you mind? We're trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here! Emily: (Practicing what she and Velvette had rehearsed in a situation such as this) Yeah.. C-cuz we're so NOT in love! Vox: Yeah, okay. I don't actually care. (Pulls out phone to spy on Alastor and walks out of the room) (There was a pause as Vox closed the door) Emily: Phew! That was close!

AGHHHH THE SILLIES

[teddybeartoji]

OH ALSO!!

FOR YOUR POST ABT SPANKING GOJO I NEED A FIC ABT IT IF YOU WILL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

like!! i am very into being spanked but spanking idk and i need to know so i thought a fic may clear that up..

cuz ik lingerie on men is hot i find it lewd it's perfect i absolutely would go feral tho i'd be too shy to properly show it through talking, would rather touch instead

but spanking.. maybe i'm too submissive for it but it annoys me!! to be stuck in that role!! i wanna give as much pleasure as i receive!! but it's too degrading and i'd be too shy and i wouldn't know how tho it's just a slap IDK THE IDEA MAKES ME NERVOUS

so yea if you wanna elaborate ik that i, for one, would like it (am always open to new things and i already said it but i love love love your writing)

HEHEHEHEHHEEE SPANKING SATORU SEEMS SOO MUCH FUNN HE WOULD LOVE THAT SM<3333333333

mmm i'm not gonna turn it into a fic but i will give you some more of my thoughts abt it:333 i think satoru looooves experimenting and he's a switch so he's perfect for this!!!!!!!!! if you tell him that you feel a bit too shy, he's more than comfortable to take it slowly with you he's even gonna turn down the teasing hehehehe

he's gonna sit you down onto the edge of your bed and then he's gonna undress and show you the pretty pink lingerie that he has on (he does it very 'sexily')(he's trying to relieve your nerves a little by being silly) aaaand then he's gonna lay himself over your lap!!!! he definitely thinks you're so fucking cute for getting all flustered while still being so into this:33333

he wiggles his ass on top of your thighs, asking for you to touch him. he's still encouraging and teasing you at the same time "c'mon, touch me please" "you know my ass doesn't bite, right" "what, don't you wanna spank your handsome boyfriend, hm? you must hate me." etc etc he's so annoying i love him

but yeah overall he's very patient!!!!!! he let's you try it out in different ways, telling you to do it harder and with more power while giggling to himself lmao aaaand just when you think that you're about to die of embarrassment you feel his boner,, you can feel the pre-cum leaking through the lacy fabric of the panties. he's making a mess already and you're not really even doing anything yet!!!!! but that gives you more confidence - knowing that despite his teasing behavious he really is enjoying this as much as you are<33333333

[inferencesarchives]

Can you please make a pure vanilla fanfic please (I know you know it’s me hehehehe)

Pure Vanilla Cookie Dating Headcanons

pure vanilla cookie x reader

summary: what being in a relationship with pure vanilla cookie is like!

warnings: mentions of flirting, physical touch, i think that's all but lmk if there's more cuz i wrote this at 3 am lol

very very sweet. he's always really caring about you and he wants to keep you safe

he gets flustered easily. one flirty comment and BOOM you have successfully made him a very blushy boi.

likes giving you gifts a lot. will give you flowers he picked from the garden or even something he made himself. believes that giving gifts is an easy and fun way to show his affection to you :]

also really likes spending time with you. he can get very busy very easily, so every moment spent with you is a moment he treasures.

loves whenever you two have picnics in the garden. it's probably his favourite thing to do as a date with you

he has squishy cheeks. you like to smush his cheeks for fun. tHEYRE JUST SO SQUISHY HOW CAN YOU NOT??

^^^ he always chuckles whenever you squish his cheeks too. thinks your antics are adorable

likes to make you flower crowns and gives them to you. thinks flower crowns really suit you :]

loves holding your hand whenever he's feeling down. any time spent with you instantly boosts his mood!

have i mentioned he likes spending time with you? yes? well im mentioning it again.

absolutely LOVES being around you and spending time with you. he adores you and loves being around you whenever he can.

overall 10/10 very wholesome and kind and adorable and

a/n: i don't simp for pure vanilla but writing this was amazing HE IS SO ADORABLE also hello good friend of mine that likes fanfic you sent me this request while we were on a call how very cool of you to do ty for supporting my silly little fanfic blog :] also once again i am like. speedrunning my requests rn. i haven't been able to fall asleep at all so im just like. sitting here writing about everyone's favourite blorbos at 3 am lol. look forward to more fics soon because we are clearing out the inbox

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[squib727]

hehehehe ,team yellow green reppin inkopolis cuz making these gifs is FUN

rider 💚

what a silly highlighter boi ^^

stealth 💚

he gives me loser vibes /pos

blazer 💚

heerRrr !!! teach me ur ways i want straight a's in school too,,

bamboo 💚

she would be the she/they/he of team yg ngl just gives me "gender is stupid" vibes

[baby-xemnas]

How do each of the captains/first mate trio handle separation? (Plus the reunion sex afterwards must be INSANE…) examples: Law and Bepo being separated during Dressrosa, Luffy and Zoro during WCI/Wano (ish), Kid and Killer during the whole Wano thing…

luzo doesnt have over a decade under the belt so they handle it worst, kidkiller and lawbepo are so Mature and sure of each other theres rly barely concern despite my silly jokes.

LAUGHS at how easy luzo had it and yet their reunion was the most dramatic. Young couples amirite... altho sabaody separation now THATs traumatic but we won't talk abt it itll take ages

cute to think luffy getting his hands on zoro (further than the hug) the first chance they got, asking what hes been up to and smiling the whole time cuz hes so giddy, zoroooo its zoro hehehehe~~ moving against each other with practiced ease, not that they have wanted to have most efficient sex But clothing removal being unceremonious at the very least to feel skin on skin

skin to skin (or fur to skin in one case 😊😊) being the goal they get to in different ways.

where Kid and Killer have that - weve done this many many times muscle memory, there is that trembling that comes to having to deal with something potentially life altering.. (even tho i dismiss that Killer is messed up for life idc fuck you 0da he doesnt deserve this.) picture Killer reading all the guilt and pain on Kids face and smiling (a little, tenderly) because he is gonna heal his boy and he is happy to be alive to do it..he is too happy to be back in his place - living to support Kid, even if the thing thats tearing Kid apart is Killer's own pain - that can be put aside, what matters in that moment is pushing kid to familiar - he will press against his chest to straddle him, adore the surprise on Kid's face as he demands to be fucked while almost bursting into laugh at Kid's ridiculous expression that looks like he's abt to "are you sure?" him. no that won't do, aren't you trying to be a king, chin up

as for lawbepo i wrote so much abt it here

[alexthemacaronian]

Okay, first, you do NOT HAVE TO ASK TO DRAW STUFF BASED ON MY AUS IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!

but also I rewatched the V and J fight in episode 8 and my brain combusted .

like.

heheheh…what if…Toilet and Mepad were both working with Cobs to start and then Mepad turned on Meeple and Toilet said he did too but actually didn’t …

anygays it’s mostly based on the fight scene but Toilet is J and Mepad is V… idk.

I’m really hyperfixated on Toilet specifically so I’m making like a shit ton of AUs about him…

Also some. Quotes to be fun and silly.

“Working with COBS?!”

“Oh, GROW UP, MEPAD! He TRICKED you! And if I promised you anything…he tricked me too.”

“Trust me. It’s better on the winning team. As a team.”

Dude not even gonna lie to you I think your Toilet hyperfix is infectious because ever since the original cyntoilet convo I have not been able to get that man out of my head 💔

Also YEESSS!! Im so here for how doomed they are in this

Makes me wonder why Toilet also wouldn't turn on Meeple tho cuz like what'd they ever do for him 😭😭😭

(Also it probably won't be just art it'll probably be like a whole au which is why I wanted to ask for permission first so it doesn't look like I'm stealing or copying 🥹)

(Ps 2 I always love the quotes they rot in my brain and make me eat my walls /pos)

[just-avocado]

So I stayed up until like four last night writing down the lyrics for the Circe Saga because it’s incredible and Spotify didn’t have lyrics yet but since tumblr doesn’t want me to post pics rn for some reason I’ll just try again later and instead talk about the songs!!! :D

Puppeteer- The intro instrumental lives in my head to rent and so does Eurylochus’s rap part, I need to know what he was going to tell Odysseus he sounded so vulnerable- I swear this guy is climbing up my favorite characters list, I do find it interesting how he wanted to leave the crew behind with Circe when later in Mutiny he confronted Odysseus for “trading the lives of his crew” in order to get home so hopefully that means he had a change and heart and wasn’t just being a hypocrite, I also love how the Circe Saga as a whole but especially Puppeteer and There Are Other Ways really highlight how terrible Odysseus feels about everything he’s done, everyone he’s failed or killed since leaving home, I need to know how he goes from hating himself to embracing all he’s done

Uhh favorite lines!

“Look at all we’ve lost and all we’ve learned, Every single cost is so much more than what we’ve earned” SING IT Eurylochus

Wouldn’t You Like- HEHEHEH I absolutely adore the synthwave-y aspects of the song I’m a huge lover of synthwave vibes as of recent, I would genuinely vibe to the instrumental all day long, Mr. Jalapeño release the instrumental versions pLplzplz 🙏, I’m sure we all know by know that Troy is the real Hermes there’s no other way he can bring THAT much charisma to the role, I’ve seen charisma before but never like that oh my god, I also love his unhinged laugh so much idk how he does it but I want to learn, also when I was writing the lyrics I had to stop for a sec and be like “is this song just Hermes giving his great grandson drugs ooor-“ because that’s 100% something he would do

Favorite lines…

Just the entire “Here in the root of this flower, There lies such a power, To take her on” segment of the song it’s just 👌

Also the part where he’s going OOOhoOhohAhahdph while the ensemble sings his verses his voice is so BEAUTIFUL and POWERFUL oh my GOD

“Don’t thank me friend! You very well may die” I chuckled so loud lmao

And his little “Good luck 😉” he’s so silly he knows shit is going to go down

Done For- okay was the lyric for this song always “I just ate a flower, one that claims your power” cuz I could have sworn it was drains your power but I might just be crazy, also chimera supremacy I love that Jorge was able to find a way to implement it, Jorge and Talya’s voices sound so great together I need more 😭, I also love that this song starts to hint at more depth behind Circe’s actions idk who out here thinks she’s a meh one-note/one-off villain but she’s not!! I’ll make a 50 page PowerPoint on this don’t test me!!

Fav lines…

“You’ve lost.” Okay Odysseus 🤡

“My nymphs are like my daughters, I protect them at all costs, The last time we let strangers live, We faced a heavy loss.” This!! This is what I’m saying she feels like she has no choice other than to hurt people so that the people she loves will stay safe, she’s literally Odysseus further down the line! it’s so fascinating to see a character like this facing off against the main protagonist bc at this point in the story we don’t know what kind of person he will become yet and yet Jorge shows us with Circe Ahdldhnsbdk

There Are Other Ways- Okay I’ll be honest, this song was the last one on my radar not bc I didn’t like it but because I was just looking forward to others so much more and it was also the one I intentionally heard less clips of because I wanted at least one song that I didn’t already know half of the lyrics to 💀 ANYWAY THIS ONE IS THE BEST SONG IN THE CIRCE SAGA CHANGE MY MIND (I’m so sorry Troy I love your voice but this song is simply better) Dude the lyrics go soso hard in this one, I’m such a sucker for one character having like a big emotional moment while another is like singing/backing them up in the background and there’s so much of that here, and the call backs? Both to earlier songs in the saga AND Just A Man, my favorite song Just A Man? Every call back to that song is just so RAW I LOVE IT, I don’t know a ton about Greek mythology outside of Epic so I dont know if Circe and Posideon have this past beef or something but I do find it interesting that it’s only after he is mentioned that Circe decides to help Odysseus but I also think it’s larger due to how he reminds her of herself with how he misses Penelope, UM THE BEAT DROP after the underworld is mentioned for the first time??? CHILLS SHIVERS EVERYTHING dude I love how the entire atmosphere changes so much because yes this could be Odysseus’ only change to make it home safely but it’s also so much more dangerous than the shitty situation they’re already in so there’s not even time for relief or a breath of air like he’s IN it now there’s no going back

Best lyrics omfg…

“There are other roads to the soul~” Talya, Tayla. This is why some of us can’t sing, the universe needs balance and you are the only explanation for that

“Want to save your men from the fire? Show me that you’re willing to burn” 😐 AAAAAH

“But there’s no puppet here” get it puppeteer? Puppet here? I thought it was clever lol

“Back at home, my wife awaits for me, She’s my everything, My Penelope” The yearning in his voice made me feel things

“So I beg you Circe, Grant us mercy, And let us puppets leeeeave~” We have literally never seen Odysseus use this sort of tactic before to get his way but I genuinely think he’s being genuine here, no play, he only wants to see his wife and son again, he’s so close to giving up hope, he’s losing his spirit, he’s searching for any sliver of help even from a women who wants him dead

“I know of a brilliant prophet… Problem is that prophets dead.” Again the cord or piano key I think it was was so AH SO GOOD AH I am foaming at the mouth for when we start getting teasers for the Underworld Saga

“Maybe showing one act of kindness, Leads to kinder souls down the road” someone make an au where Polities and Circe become besties she needs a friend like him but don’t we all, but seriously THIS is what I’m saying!! She is future Odysseus! Only difference being is that she’s so tired of hurting people at this point she decides to take a chance and give help rather than pain in the hopes that it will somehow contribute to a kinder world

“Maybe one day the world, Will need a puppeteer no more” this is her plea for help, she yearns for the day where she won’t need to be a monster in order to protect her nymphs, for Odysseus his plea was for him and his men to leave, they both showed such vulnerability in this song in different ways its ART ITS ART *gun shot*

“I have been in love once before” She even had her own Penelope guys, this is the true reason why she decided to help Odysseus methinks

Okay uhhh I think that’s it ^_^ Circe Saga rules, it might be my fav saga I’ll decide soon

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— ELLIOTT BA SPOILERS —

this is me liveblogging the entire ba. theres lots of screaming. youve been warned.

18+ only obviously

FIRST OF ALL. called this. i KNEW this fucking audio was coming. literally called it. second of all, this is my first time liveblogging so idk if thisll be good or not ahgjsdfkl

OOO DREAMSCAPE NOISESS. i love how twinkly they are

him teasing themmm :(( i love themb

"we dreamwalkers call it 'the ingress'" love how erik drops dreamwalker lore in this ba thats so funny

elliott is so giggly and sweet sounding :((

"yknow, i can judge you on the fact that you have a dream about shopping at a grocery store... [laughs] no, no i will never let you live that down" STOPPP thats so cute him referencing his first audio with them awwweeee

eriks voice acting has gotten so good. like the stutters and imperfections feel like genuine instead of scripted, like hes actually elliott actually floundering for words a little. its sogood

(are you okay?) "no no, i'm- i'm okay" STOPP literally what did i say before. it sounds so genuine and like real

"y'know how some days you just feel kinda... off?" mood king. but also. is this bc of the memory modification brachium did?

"... i dunno. it's just- it's been kind of a weird day ... i mean, i don't even know what i'm talking about ... like you know when you have a bad dream, and even though you know its a dream ... and it shouldn't have any impact on you, but the rest of the day you feel off" HEY NOW. HEY NOW.

"i mean i'm not a huge people person most of the time, maybe its that, maybe hanging out with aaron and his partner drained my battery a little" honestly if i didnt know what the deal was id be like yeah same

"i know we didnt have any dreamscaping planned tonight but i... i didn't really wanna spend the night alone in my head if thats okay. it- it almost feels like... like i miss you?? or like i had been missing you?" BRACHIUM WHEN I CATCH YOU BRACHIUM. SHUT UPPP OH MY GOD :(( thats actually so fucking sad and sweet. like his body and his brain remembers missing sunshine so fiercely but the memories arent there so he just feels off-kilter and like he misses them for some reason WHAT THE SHIT :((

"you havent had a work trip for a while, we spent all night together. you're literally laying next to me in bed in the waking world, like, you're right there! like i could wake up and poke you right now" he is so goofy and silly but not in a guy way and i really appreciate that

"[im a little tired] and maybe a little sappy. i guess i just hadnt gotten my fill of you today" HEHEHEHE...

THEYRE KISSINGGGGGG

"i just wanna be with you rn, and i dont know why ... no, no thats not what i meant!" I LOVE HOW SUNSHINE RIBS ON HIM :(( like they really are just besties who fell in love

i love the way elliott kisses sunshine. if that makes any sense dhjgfshd

"i love being with you [kiss] in dreams, in reality, anywhere. if its you, im happy." when is it my turn god.

"im just the boy next door... the boy next door with a brain that can handle managing the near infinite minutia of an entire dreamscape, flawlessly under pressure, at a labyrinth black certified level. yknow, simple stuff like that" WOW YOUR HONOR IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

"i mean it really is simple when it comes to you. you're there? im happy. you're not? im not. and right now i could use some happy" theyre the cutest couple god im ill abt them

"the dreamhouse- pardon the pun" IM SO EMOTIONAL OVER THAT WAIT :(( HE CALLS THE HOUSE HE MADE FOR HIM AND SUNSHINE THE DREAMHOUSE

"ba-dum-bum!" im making out with him rn

"yeah, well, if you didn't like a dork, you wouldn't have stuck around. cuz i am one, through and through. and you knew that; you've known that as long as you've known me" and when i throw myself into the sea then what. then what

"starting us in the bedroom is a perfectly logical start to the dream" its also a good starting point for me to rail you-

GOD THE WAY ERIK DOES MAKING OUT... like the softer kisses to start, how they slowly start getting deeper as they get more into the kiss..... incredible

THE WAY HE MAKES SURE SUNSHINE ISNT FORCING THEMSELF TO FUCK CUZ HE PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM :((

i just realized we're gonna get updated elliott Noises. ogh. im so excited

sunshine really does love taking care of him :((

WAIT ARE THEY BLOWING HIM??? THIS IS THE LASKO BA ALL OVER AGAIN. ERIK GIVE US LIKE. SOMETHING TO KNOW WHEN THE LISTENER IS GOING DOWN ON THE SPEAKER DHFJGAFHGS

god his NOISES. hes so vocal n i love it

I LOVE WHEN THE SPEAKERS CALL THE LISTENERS BABY AS A SECOND PET NAME ITS SO CUTE. also. elliott just has the cutest noises wowow

"can i hold your head?" THATS HOW YOU DO IT FOLKS. also babygirl you can pull my hair any day of the week

I LOVE HOW BREATHY HE IS??? also some of his noises are deeper than i wouldve expected from him but i love it so much :flushed:

HE WAS STANDING THAT WHOLE TIME??? GODDAMN SUNSHINE

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT WAS THAT NOISE HELLO???? THE STUTTERING RASPY MOAN????? WHAT THE FUCK????? THAT WAS THE HOTTEST NOISE EVER WHAT THE SHIT

i just KNOW hes holding sunshine by the head not to control the pace but to steady himself and to have something to hold onto while they suck his dick like a pro

WE LOVE A MAN WHO KISSES THEIR PARTNER AFTER ORAL SEX

"oh god the things you do" SIR IM ON THE FLOOR RN WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING VOICE???????

"is it too bright?" mans has the sun reacting to his emotions thats so cool and also hot

"im looking at you... you look so incredible with the horizon behind you" im going to propose if you keep talking to me like that

"i got the idea from that trip we took up to the lake" ERIK GIVE US SOME FLASHBACKS TO THEIR CAMPING TRIPS PLEASE i would love one where theyre not dating yet but theyre obviously dancing around it god thatd be so good

"all these oranges and reds and purples... eyes shining in the waning light" hes so romantic

"hey... i have an idea" oh?

"howd you like to see that sunset up close?" ARE WE GONNA FUCK IN THE SKY??

"do you trust me?" YES YES YES

THE WAY HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO SUNSHINE TO REASSURE THEM AND SAYS THAT HES GOT THEM :((

ARE THEY IN A CLOUD???? WHAT THE FUCK???

"you deserve it... everything beautiful and wonderful, you deserve it." god hes so good at making sunshine believe they have worth in this life :((

i love how you can tell when erik is kissing someones lips vs when hes kissing their skin. the noises are so subtle yet distinct and its so good at helping you realize where things are happening. but also... sunshine where are your clothes sjdfhkg

"d'you-do you like it?" HIS LITTLE HESITATION LIKE HES WORRIED SUNSHINE DOESNT LIKE THE DREAM STOPPP :(( hes so fucking cute i cant stand it

"lay back... let the clouds hold you" ok real talk i have a bad phobia of heights (specifically the edge of things) but i would brave my phobia if it meant a hot dreamwalker was going to fuck me in the clouds

"sunset skin... my sunshine" I AM ON THE FLOOR AGAIN THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING :(( i love when he says "my sunshine" CUZ THEY ARE HIS SUNSHINE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!!!!

"can i?" YOU FUCKING BETTER GO DOWN ON ME DUDE

HIS FUCKING GIGGLES?? "okay... then spread 'em a little bit" HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT AND TEASING ALMOST WOWOWOW

erik knows how to make gender neutral oral sex work very well. im genuinely impressed

"so good..." sorry but if someone said that after going down on me i would marry them on the spot

"can i?" YOU BETTER FUCK SUNSHINE RN IM GOING CRAZY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR LIKE FOUR FUCKIN YEARS

GOD HIS NOISES?????????? THEYRE SO LIKE. ROUGH. N ALMOST FERAL. AND SO APPRECIATIVE????

"just a sec... god it feels so good... just to be inside- all the way... together" WOOOOOOOW WOW WOW WOW IM SO LONELY HOLY SHIT HJGSDAHJ

"yeah i just wanna feel it for a sec... all of it... all of you" hes so lustdrunk rn its craaaaaazy woooooow. i mean considering this is the first time theyve fucked in days after the events of the balance (not that they remember it) im sure it would feel overwhelming

"lemme see your neck" god n the way he marks them up...... plus its a callback!! we love a callback!! technically its a callback to two diff things, his first ba and his "dreamwalker bf helps you in your dreams" when theyre on the beach!

"oh yeah.... moan for me" HIS VOICE. HJDFGKFGHKDJ!!!!!!!! ./////. "yeah? its just us, and the sky; let it all out." him encouraging them to be loud?????? what the fuck????????

pleasuredrunk elliott is something i knew i needed but didnt know i needed this badly holy shit

"you look so incredible.... no, no, not just the sunset. the sunset's just casting a light on whats already there" WHOAAAAAAA. THATS SO???? ROMANTIC?????? HOLY SHIT???????

"all the imperfections are what make you perfect. make you real... warm, and real, and here... with me" WOW THATS. YEAH. OW. THAT HURTS A LITTLE

I LOVE WHEN HE CALLS THEM MY SUNSHINE HEHEHEHE

god his NOISESSSSS i cant get over them. he sounds so obsessed with sunshine its crazy.

"no- no let me, let me... i wanna be the one to make you come" AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

i love when the speakers jerk off/touch the listener to help get them close. like its so intimate and hot.

n the noises of him touching them,,,

"yeah, yeah, get loud," SIR??? SIR???????

"feeling me while im..... in you..." the way his voice like dissolves into pleasure is craaaaazy. erik what are you fucking to make those noises??

"throw your head back... let the clouds hold you while i fill you up-" WHOAAAA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JGHDFKFGDHJKSDGKFHJDKGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"youre tightening down...... now?... yesss, yes sunshine, come for me, come-" OH MY FUCKING GOD??????????????

HIS NOISES????????? FUCK ME????????????

AND THE WAY IT SOUNDS LIKE HES PANTING INTO THEIR NECK/CLOSE TO THEIR SKIN,,,,,, GOD. GODDDDDDD.

AND THEN HE BRINGS THEM BACK TO THE BED. HIS FUCKING SHUSHING AND THE "no its okay, i got you" GODDDD

their aftercare kissing n cuddling. wow :((

"i love you so much, baby... you make me feel so good... you feel so... right. its just easy with you. its real with you, even here, where none of it is.. real. its us. and that makes it- real ... in my arms.. its real." THATS SO FUCKING SWEET WHAT THE FUCK

"i never wanna have to miss you again" SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIK IM GONNA FUCKIGN CRY

"we're forever" THEY ARE THEYRE SO FOREVER LIKE THEYRE GONNA GET MARRIED AND BUILD THAT DREAM HOUSE AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE ERIK :(((((((

"i love you sunshine" mirroring the end of his first ba I WILL CRY

and the really soft kisses as the audio fades out :((

WOW that was. wow. i mean. what else can i say dude????? that was so fucking good. best ba we've had in easily awhile. holy fuck dude

[eechytooru]

ALSO I STARTED WATCHING MUPPETS ITS SO SILLY FOR NO REASON AND I'M JUST JUMPING IN CIRCLES BC I LOVE ALL THESE PUPPETS SO MUCH

KERMIT THE FROG HELLO

Miss Piggy cuz she's gorgeous

Humans bc I'm bored uuhhh Hehehehe

ANIMAL IS MY FAVORITE, HE LITERALLY HAS NO THOUGHTS I'M CRYING

ANYWAY I REALLY LOVE WATCHING THEM when I was a kid I never get the idea of puppets, but now I do.

[the-unknown-void]

Silly thing I drew of furrified Yandere!Elliott and normal Elliott

Based on this video:

Bonus shitty doodle and rambling-

Btw I'm not playing the mod and nor do I want to but it has invaded my brain cuz it is interesting and fun to think about.. although I hate him, Yan!Elliott is NOT my husband and I would banish him to the nearest psychiatric hospital. Legit while watching a video of his special heart events, there was a point where I was just thinking "KILL HIM."

Although I do like how it is played out, it's clearly portrayed as wrong and that the man needs serious help, I kinda wish there was some special dialogue from Harvey about it. (I did look through the dialogue files n whatnot)

But him and normal Elliott are NOT the same. They're different people to me, Elliott may be a tiny bit more possessive than the other bachelors and I definitely had an "off" feeling when I got his 10 heart event like a lot of people describe.. until I remembered people can have conversations about these things like boundaries, and like- he would definitely listen if you said something he was doing made you uncomfortable, he would completely respect you and your boundaries :3 Cuz he's not a freak! Unlike Yan!Elliott.

Sorry I started rambling lmao, I love my husband in not-yandere form hehehehe

[silver-coins]

Please spare me lol-

I had this idea at 2am, and i still think it's neat mkay-

If Paradox Pokemon and the AI can exist than so can PARADOX PEOPLE HEHEHEHEHEHEH

- Arven -

- Bulky bitch, obviously, a bit inspired by the golems from Castle in the Sky

- He could be compared to a Regigigas but he's only strong enough to lift a few boulders that's all ;>

- He can be a gentle giant, still can make some food despite lookin' mildly scary

- He got dem Miraidon claws bro, good for diggin' but he can't flip a finger

- He can resist all status effects if he receives any, can't get poisoned, can't get electrocuted, can't go to sleep by force, ect ect, and he resists a lot of damage (not 100% proof tho)

- he got teefs, he can chomp

- Bag is optional but he can control it, has 3 mechanical hands (one at the front of the bag) to pull out what's in his inventory or do other stuff

- Nemona -

- She's a quick girl, quite thin to be more agile and not held back by the pressure of gravity or anythin'

- Improved hearing even though she already had it xD

- Can climb but can't swim... oops

- Is still very hyperactive but is more vunerable to damage

- I have no idea what kind of strategies she'd use on me if she ever heard me say battle, i'm quite scared

- Still can't throw Pokeballs for shit buttttttt she does have a lil' tool to help her steady herself (how's it called bruh)

- Penny -

- Is less revealin' 'bout her robot body, still wears og clothes from the og Pen 'cuz yeah

- Who needs tiny screen when you can have H A N D P O W E R S

- Can walk anywhere she wants since she can create blue disks of energy to walk like jesus

- Legs are a mix of screen and metal, the patterns can move and change around the + and - symbols

- The bag can be a storage still despite it's sentience, how does she put her items in there, simple she feeds it lol

- Upcomin' form for a silly Cassiopeia form in Paradox form bc that bag has special properties heheheh

- did i tell you that bag's lil' hands can detach and float around? Mostly because the eevee wants to poke your face

- Penny can make any types of emotions with her face, not just show a face

- Why or how do they exist -

A certain goober called Scarlet has a wide imagination, and one time she explored Area Zero to find some cool big Paradox mons but ended up finding the three scrunklies down in the cave place investigatin' the outside of the lab, yeah she brought them to the academy LMAO

[moonspirit]

Annie baking something for Armin. Do you think it will reach him or maybe she ends up eating everything herself? Hehehehe

Hmmmm sweet question anon!

I think she'd be a very good baker in time tho (not immediately, cuz she needs 2-3 business years just sleeping, eating, resting and cuddling) because if there's anything she loves more than her Silly Rabbit Commanderᵀᴹ ⁽ᶜˡᵒᵘᵈˢ⁾ - it's sugar, sweets and cake!

So once she begins to get really good at baking, there's gonna be a lot of trouble getting the same quantity of whatever it is she put in to then oven, out of the oven. It'll start with taste testing the batter - maybe too many times and welp, suddenly 10 spoons are gone. Then comes the finished fluffy creation - and hey, surely, one small chunk from the side can't hurt? Just to taste? And oh it's so good? Then another tiny piece should be fine? Oh no, welp, now there's half missing from this cupcake, might as well eat it whole - there's still 9 left for Armin. Okay, guess he won't mind just having 8. Oh no... Now there's only 5... What if it looks silly just giving him 1 cupcake? Fine then, let's eat it, and make a new batch.

To sum it up, the only way Armin's actually gonna get to eat any of her baking is to stay in the kitchen, preferably right behind her with his arms around her waist, so he can steal a lick of her fingers dipped in batter and get a cupcake or two stuffed in his mouth while he's at it.