#cuz rn im too lazy

[anonomi]

live footage of me and a spy bot on offline badwater

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[piggiebonez]

these two dont really have anything in common but i still think them hanging out is kinda funny

z*adrs dni. skeleton RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[thedrotter]

hello gamers i was compelled today to post some rekinder doodles i had around for a while and made today ... I WILL BE POSTING MORE PROPER ART OF IT ONCE IM DONE WITH WORK!! :33

[reineyday]

Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

tagged by @conartisthaiji thanks lyz!!!! 🥰🥰

"Say, do you know that really cute girl with short hair in Class 1-5?" Yaku asks as they change into their gym clothes in an empty classroom.

Today is a life-changing day for Kuroo Tetsurou, and that is because today, he almost gets hit by a car.

Ichigo sees Grimmjow before he feels the arrancar’s reiatsu.

It's a beautiful night in the spring, and the sakura trees at the back of the Uzui Estate are blooming, their pink colour muted in the night, but their petals still as soft as they float in the wind.

Yaku zones out a little as he looks across the gym at Kuroo and Kenma.

The Cross Guild is fighting the Straw Hats and Buggy actually has them on the ropes.

"Draw the short end of the stick, did you?" Mihawk asks dryly from where he's kneeling on a raised execution platform in front of this island's marine base.

Mihawk looks beautiful, looking up at the snow quietly falling around them and bringing a hush over the cold winter night.

Mihawk is taking a nap by a railing in a corner of the Red Force's main deck, hat hiding his face from the sun, when he feels a weight press into his stomach.

Shanks is stupidly early to his Calculus 1 class, and cursing Rayleigh’s name.

hmmm. seems like i generally like to start either with an action, or with situating the character(s). i would also like to think they all set the tone and/or establish the mood, as that's generally my goal with opening statements. hopefully from these statements you can guess at what the fics' vibes are at the start of their stories. i'm apparently also never vague or coy about who's in the story lol no mysterious opening lines for me.

interesting exercise!! tagging @lesbiansanemi @e-milieeee @erinyra @giurochedadomani @allbluedepths @backwardshirt @ihni no pressure tho!!! :))

[shrublee]

me and my cat

r/malelivingspace

[hinashideout]

Alivia Guidry: Unconventional, Perfectionist & High Maintenance

@wildmelon's cas game!! i did this with my sister and we both had a bunch of fun :)

results:

jan (human)

ambivert (medium hair)

strawberry (red hair)

cat (black clothing)

autumn (brown eyes)

english (add tattoos)

foreign language (add eyebags)

[jwowwsboobs]

tagged by @lonelyplanetfag ty <333

i’m over 5’5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a (best) friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

tagging @cliffburton @seekdestr0y

[toftie]

theyre kinda....um ..u know... 🏳️‍🌈...

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Happy Valentine’s Day! He brought you a bear that will detonate in 5..4..3..2..

Gdlajdkahd, breadsoup you are amazing. Thank you. Being blown up by a Valentines bear has been a 10/10 experience :D

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

kore ^__^

Val ^_^

[isatoru]

my serenitea pot is basically a crowded costco with my characters standing in a line

[rotfriend]

never post much of my own stuff on here but i thought i might start posting some cosy animal crossing new horizons screenshots.. it will be very ocasional but they will be tagged #acnh ! 😁⭐️⭐️⭐️

[neuvistar]

no bc imagine gamer blade with virgin/inexperienced reader 🥹🥹 (im in my gamer blade brainrot rn omg)

INEXPERIENCED.

— featuring ┊gamer ! blade x fem!reader

— warnings / content warnings ┊all consensual btw! not proofread cuz i’m a lazy bum, virgin!reader obvi.. blade referred 2 as “yingxing” bladie being all gentle with u but then it goes wrong (he loses 2 his demons), mating press, overall suggestive content. 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— a/n ┊oooo ngl i lowkey feel like he would also be a virgin, like it’s his first time too but he knows more than u do, ykwim? (this has been rotting in my drafts for awhile here u go!!)

honestly.. it’s not like you were experienced in this sort of thing.. and it’s not like you were thinking about doing this kind of thing when you’re ready, you had knowledge about it but you weren’t told that it was gonna probably gonna hurt for the first time?!

here you were, hands gripping at the sheets from beneath your sweating frame.. trying your absolute best not to squeeze and clench around blade’s cock that was carefully buried deep inside your drenched cunt, it’s not like you weren’t enjoying it.. you loved it. you absolutely love the fact that it fits just right, filling you up only a few inches deep! he was not even barely in and you were already moaning out his name, nuzzling your nose against the flesh of his neck to hide the blush that crossed your face. it was embarrassing really, atleast that’s what you thought. you were inexperienced and blade knew that, he said he was as well but you didn’t quite understand just why and how he’s so good with using his dick, you didn’t know if he did this sort of thing before and he was lying or he watched played or watched some.. pornographic film, you didn’t even know! you were so deep in thought that you almost didn’t even feel the pain of him fully sliding himself into you so easily, forcing a choked moan from your throat.

out of reflex almost, your pussy pulsed around his cock.. the walls of your insides pulling him in even closer as blade threw his head back at the sudden movement, fighting the urge to thrust into you completely and break you tonight, but that’s not happening.. no.. not tonight at least. blade wanted to take it slow with you, be sweet.. but the way you were clenching around him made it more difficult to control those urges. “e—easy sweetheart, eaasy.. yeah that’s it..” his voice sent a line of electricity through your body, making you jolt. aeons, he really knew how to use his cock.. he knew how to use it pretty well and he knew how to show you just how good he can use it.

“yingxing.. y—yingxing ‘s too much already.. dunno if i can take it..” you whined to him, clutching tight on the cotton black shirt he always wore until your knuckles turned white, squeezing your eyes shut when you finally feel his cock sliding in and out of you, his thrusts were slow and sweet.. passionate and full of love. but yet, it was your first time and you had such a tough time trying to accommodate his length.. it’s like you could feel tears forming from the ends of your eyes already from how good it felt, yet it hurt like a bitch. you didn’t know if your tears were from the pleasure or pain, but it’s safe to say it was from both.

“you can take it, big girl. i know you can. c’mon, keep going.. you got this.” he praised, well that was a surprise. blade had his hands on your knees to help your legs spread out more, letting the cold air brush against your soaked pussy as you whined again, he bit down on your shoulder to try and restrain himself from ruining you for the night. sweat trailed down all over your body from how hot it was, blade could almost feel like his body was melting and burning from the heat of the moment, running his fingers through his hair as he looked down at you with a dangerous stare. that sight.. that sight of you beneath him.. how sweat dripped down all over your body, how your breasts were slightly bouncing from the impact of his gentle thrusts, how sweet you sounded every time you whispered “yingxing..” under your breath, how you had your hand on your mouth to prevent you from making any more noises.. oh how he stretched your poor pussy out from his cock alone, how lewd the sounds of squelching were.. it drove him crazy.

well, you weren’t wrong when you thought about how good he was with his cock! and there, blade lost control as his slow passionate thrusts became more quickened and desperate ones, his grunts growing louder the more he slammed himself into you, tightening his grip around your knees. “yingxing..?—“ “sorry.. i need this.. i need this now, angel. i’m sorry— ah..” was all he mumbled before his dick practically hit every spot inside your walls, you could’ve sworn you could feel your eyes gouging out of your eye sockets as his pace quickened further, grabbing ahold of your knees and forcefully pinning them against your chest, keeping them in place as he proceeded to dick you down, the sound of creaking from the bed increasing as well as your moans and the noise of skin slapping against each other, fuck.. he was getting more and more desperate the more he fucked his dick into you, egging you on to take more of his length and girth.

“fuck fuck fuck.. yingxing please!” your voice was muffled against him, wrapping your arms around his neck as blade bullied his cock deeper and deeper into your cunt, his tongue flicking against the skin of your neck as his fingers gently squeezed your breast. “mm.. does that feel good?" blade asked softly, his tone now filled with lust. “yeah.. more? you want more? i’ll fucking give you more..”

blade was completely out of it now.. squeezing you in a mating press as he pushed your knees further down your chest, the new position allowed his dick to access your deepest areas.. the pain soon disappearing as it was replaced with pure pleasure and euphoria, the euphoric feeling deep within your veins.. that euphoric feeling of how good he was fucking ypu to oblivion. “don’t squeeze around me like that.. you’re gonna make me cum, [name].. i can’t—“ blade bit his lip as he grabbed your knees, pinning them even further as he pounded inside your aching pussy, the position could make him come alone from how flexible you were.. damn. “yingxing!” the way you said his name, the way his named rolled so gently off your tongue, your teary eyed expression.. he wanted to see even more of it.

honestly.. you were inexperienced but you don’t think that.. you were inexperienced enough to take his cock. you knew damn well that night.. you took him like it was nothing.

perhaps.. maybe you can do it again more often?

[complete-clownery]

I just want them to be friends 🐵

Btw i'm watching the whole series rn, after episode 14 I have a vague idea of whats going on but I dont understand a word, not to mention I sped the whole thing up to get it over quicker so its funny af

~SPOILER~

But yeah so far im at episode 30 and ik it doesnt make a whole lot of sense since we didn't see Jade Rabbit and Macaque interact that much, but in my head in the begining of the series they became really good friends after the "ears incident", but after Wukong left, bc of Macaque declinening mental health they just sowly fell further and further appart and jade rabbit didn't understand why was this and could only see her friend's worsening condition and do nothing about it (and this happened in thd course of 7 years cuz even tho in the series it doesnt seem that long in the book Wukong was away for 7 years, and I'd like to think thats the case here too)((I mean maybe a bit longer than 7 years cuz there was also that vilage he spent maybe 5(???) years in learning human behavior and language but im too lazy to search it out of my book, so +/- 10 years))

Also I think even tho Macaque was mad and was a jelous little bitch, Wukong leaving only made things worse for him, feeling betrayed even more and left behind on top of all that other shit that was going on inside his head

Its so funny to me how every Six Eared Macaque adaptation is getting majorly fucked up (he got posessed in both series lmfao)

Oh and obviously I have transed their gender, I think maybe nobody noticed or educated them (cuz (other head canon) he was adopted by the monkey clan since in the original book (jttw) hes also a celestial primate just like the stone monkey, without parents) so everyone thougt they were a boy for some reason, but everyone was really suprised after puberty began to hit Macaque

Tho that didn't made the clan treat him differently cuz nobody really cared and Macaque doesnt give a flying fuck about it either

I also think it would be funny, when Wukong returned he would notice Macaques chest and just casualy ask him how did he got those (he wasnt really educated on the subhect either) and Macaque would be like: "no idea. You didn't get any?" and both of them would be really confused

Later Jade Rabbit gave them a little lesson about it

So yeah even tho I dont understand this serie at all i think its cool af, enjoying it a lot 😎👍

[astralnymphh]

Just a horny thought but Ellie's 🐱🐱 is for sure as pink as her lips

so im gonna use this for ellies vah jay jay headcanons, cause.. why not. i need a break from writing this fic, kinda lazy cuz im enervated rn. MDNI GO AWAY OR PERISH ౨ৎ 🩷🩷

♡. yeah. probably pink. not bubblegum pink like those fucking weirdos on tt used to say months ago. her lips r like.. peachy/light coral. i use those colors a lot when describing her lips so. yeah. not like I'd care what color it is. I'll still dive in there like I'm being reborn ☝️

♡. i love a girl with a big bush capable of housing a forest fire so.. big bush it is!! also auburn hair is just gorgeous, so even better. i don't think ellie harbors the need to shave or keep it tamed. that's just too much unnecessary work when it'll just grow right back.

♡. outie.

♡. sensitive ass clit. i think ellie prefers clit stim solely for this but also despises it simultaneously cause it just means you can get her to crack and BUST in the matter of a minute. so small and beady, gets puffy and angry so easily at the slightest suffuse of arousal creeping through her pelvis or just when you apply pressure on that area. bro, like, imagine a foot job where u palpate your heel on her crotch, irritating that pleasure–prone bud under the likeness of a table. ive wanted to write a blurb/drabble on this for a while now but idk.

♡. i just know she gets wet so easily. tries to hide it, pretend like the chafing motion of her thighs isn't just to relish in the slick feeling of her pussy lips, grazing deliocously on her inseam.

♡. creamer. sure, she squirts. but godddd the amount of cum thatd be mildly trickiling from her convulsing Gooch while grunting and spasming at the wrath of your fingers would happen much more often. it would take a mega jumbo vibrator to get her to squirt– or just hyper sensitivity, or really good head.

♡. greedy hole without even realizing it. on the one chance you do finger her, she Lawcks you in. then ur like "els why r u clenching so tight on my fing–" "unnhh– m'not, keep going why'd you stop."

[floofeh-purpi]

Getting isekai'd?! (Pt. 1)

please bro I dont have the motivation to make a decent title

Sagau! Genshin Fatui x Gn! Reader (ft. Your bsf)

Warnings: Cursing, spelling errors maybe, reader has a dog, your bsf involved lol, this shits as short as my lifespan 💔

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Nah... NAH... Ain't no fucking way...

..Bro.

The fuck is this place?! That was your first thought as soon as you went outside to touch some grass. (cuz bro tf is the last time you even touched the ground outside?!). Except the ground you touched was soft.

And cold. You blind ass somehow didnt see the snow

You flinched at the coldness of the ground, not noticing it was snow, you immediatly went back inside to your bedroom and warm your ass up. Ayo wait...

Wait is this one of those isekai fanfics?! *ehem* get the fourth wall builder please

Except...

Bitch your house somehow also got isekai'd with you in this... well, place. Hey atleast you have your dog with you. Yey! But regardless...

It doesn't change the fact that you're literally in the middle of nowhere. What. Anygayyys, you check your phone to see the time.

3:10am. You could've sworn your phone wasn't fully charged cus it was like, what, 30% last time. But eh, you brushed it off.

"Wow, such a great time to be awake." You thought sarcastically.

Suddenly, (y/b/f/n) (your best friend's name) yawned.

"Bro... why the fuck is it looking so cold outsi— Woah..." Your best friend's sleepiness mysteriously disappeared as they looked outside at the snowy terrain.

"The fuck is we in right now bro?"

"Dunno, bet we got isekai'd into another world like in those fanfics." You shrugged.

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"I feel like exploring with (d/n)." You suddenly said after an awkward amount of silence. "Omg sureeee!" (Y/b/f/n) happily said.

You and (y/b/f/n) dressed up in matching jackets thats thicker than your class pick me's skull omfg frfr in your favorite shade of (f/n) and you both wore the hoods on your head. You both went downstairs to get your dog that was outside in the backyard. Your dog is so loyal that it doesn't even wanna escape. W dog.

*Insert y'all going outside*

"Omfg why does she/he have to be so cute?!?!!" Your best friend thought as they petted your husky's head.

You both ended up walking the dog together cus ya'll nothing else to do, not knowing that a group of fatui agents practically saw you both.

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Omg I finally written what I always wanted to write! :D

Also bro sorry if this is too short for you I don't really write long chapters cus I get lost literally 100% of the time ☹

Published in: June 27, 2024 at 10:22am.

【Part 2】