#cw eyebleed

[theparadisepress]

Thank you for the questions..? We're so sorry about him, but he was adamant that we post this one.

link

[transcript below!]

Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, and Anon :

We all know you’re lying show us that bald ass scalp Yo where did you get that absolutely banger wig So does your scalp itch from wearing that wig all day orrrr I love your "hair"! What’s your routine? BALD BALD YOU CANT ESCAPE THE WIG ALLEGATIONS!!!!1 Man youve got pretty hair. Whered you get that done Show us that massive forehead king can i eat your hair? it looks tasty. like hot chocolate with whipped cream thats been sitting for twelve years but the whipped cream hasn't melted yet. Do you ever style or do anything to your hair? Is that white streak something that you show off?

Wilbur Soot :

Alright, listen the fuck up. I had to go into the studio for this one. There's been a weird and frankly ANNOYING influx of falls regarding my HAIR of all things. So no, I'm not fucking bald, it is not a wig, and I do not have a routine. Everyone shut the FUCK UP. Unkindly. Any further questions? Refer to the link in the caption.

[enemyforklift]

Blood murder killing etc

[prince-raisins-art]

big boy 😍

[petty-tears]

gut wrenching

[scuba-divers]

IS SAM X JADE TRANNY4TRANNY FAGGOTRY YAOI ANYTHINF AT ALL EVER

[kharmacal]

social media and ai and the internet in general have me experiencing this mentally

[holyhounddog]

I forgot to post this lol

[fr00t-snacc]

The prompt was Halloween, so I created a character known as “Salem, the Spirit of Halloween.” Look upon her, and love her— she is SO ready for Halloween, and it’s 98 days away XD

[legendling]

wahoo!!! goretober begin!! idc if its oct 2 and this is day 1 ggrgrgrgr

anyways i enjoyed that Sorry! episode quite a bit.....

[chunklings-angels]

[frixiot]

ouchie

[enemyforklift]

silly billy saturday

[cuppacoffii]

(this is line practice, I am aware that it sucks LOL)

but uhh If you don't think so say hello to the fucked up little dude again!

[scuba-divers]

@pencakesstuff bird.

[wenmistry]

hi tumblr dot com would you like to see my spidersona

he lives in cyberpunk london and his legs are detachable. nobody knows what he looks like. he's very bad at being spiderman but he's trying his best okay.

i like him (:

[confettiemoji]

chat is this real?