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luckystorein22 · 1 year
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Are there gourmet cuisine dishes prepared with maple syrup?
Maple syrup is a delightful natural sweetener that adds a unique touch to various dishes. Its rich, complex flavor profile and versatility make it a popular choice for both sweet and savory creations. In this article, we'll dive into the world of gourmet cuisine and discover some delectable dishes that feature maple syrup as a star ingredient.
1. Maple-Glazed Salmon:
Indulge your taste buds with a succulent maple-glazed salmon dish. The combination of the delicate, flaky fish and the sweet yet slightly smoky glaze creates a harmonious blend of flavors. The maple syrup caramelizes beautifully, enhancing the salmon's natural richness. Serve it alongside roasted vegetables for a satisfying and healthy meal.
2. Maple-Balsamic Roasted Brussels Sprouts:
Elevate humble Brussels sprouts to gourmet status with a maple-balsamic glaze. The sweetness of maple syrup balances the slight bitterness of the sprouts, while the balsamic vinegar adds a tangy twist. Roast them to perfection for a side dish that will impress even the most discerning palates.
3. Maple-Glazed Pork Tenderloin:
For a hearty main course, try a maple-glazed pork tenderloin. The maple syrup forms a luscious caramelized coating on the succulent meat, creating a sweet and savory masterpiece. The flavors meld together beautifully, making this dish a true crowd-pleaser. Serve it alongside roasted potatoes or a crisp salad for a well-rounded meal.
4. Maple-Pecan French Toast:
Indulge in a decadent breakfast or brunch treat with maple-pecan French toast. Dip thick slices of bread in a mixture of beaten eggs, milk, and a generous drizzle of maple syrup, then pan-fry until golden brown. Top it off with toasted pecans and an extra drizzle of syrup for a delightful morning delight that will make your taste buds sing.
5. Maple-Glazed Carrots with Thyme:
Enhance the natural sweetness of carrots with a maple-thyme glaze. This elegant side dish features tender carrots roasted to perfection with a touch of maple syrup and aromatic thyme. The result is a medley of flavors that will add a vibrant touch to any meal.
Conclusion:
Maple syrup offers a world of culinary possibilities, taking gourmet cuisine to new heights. From savory main courses to sweet delights, its distinct flavor and natural sweetness add depth and character to dishes. So, the next time you're looking to impress your guests or simply treat yourself, consider incorporating maple syrup into your cooking. Explore the versatility of this delightful ingredient and let your taste buds embark on a sweet and savory journey like no other.
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toprayarc · 2 months
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COMPLETE METAMORPHOSIS: A DRABBLE, SET IN THE VERY BEGINNINGS OF MARI'S THIRD ARC AND DEPICTING THE DIFFICULT ADJUSTMENTS TO A STABLE ENVIRONMENT. CANON CRAFTED IN AFFILIATION WITH @TOCOOK. CONTENT WARNINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS— PTSD, FLASHBACKS, ABUSE MENTIONS, AND VAGUE USFW CONTENT IN ONE SECTION.
... prologue: newly emerged butterflies cannot fly.
when you were little enough to still not see over the kitchen counter, you'd once wondered if life would always be like this.
confined. enclosed. your brother, cooking breakfast on a step-stool, and looking over his shoulder. your mother, still asleep between the crumples of an aged couch. silent. stale. trembling with the same energy you'd imagined a volcano would have— clawing at the opportunity to erupt.
in the very same day, tucked beneath dotted-red sheets, you'd blinked down at a butterfly popping itself out of a cardboard book and traced your finger over its spine.
some things, you think, are meant to evolve.
... chapter one: everything you've ever wanted.
the first week you and jesse move into your new house, you spend a night staring at the ceiling.
the moonlight pours in over both of your bodies, scattered along the arm that jesse curls around your waist. he's warm, with the same familiarity that keeps you steady, and as you tuck your face into his shoulder, closed lids pressing against his skin, you can't help but think that this is it.
this, in these quiet interims, with nothing but a wind chime in the near distance, is everything you could've dreamed of.
after the sun rises and jesse's left for work, you stand in the yard for 20 minutes.
you envision setting it all aflame.
... chapter two: to-do lists.
in cursive scrawl, you ink out the words 'to-do' at the top of a page. you force the sentence i don't know what to write out of your lips.
it tastes sour, like some under-ripe lemon seeping into an already open wound, and you bite down on your cheek, hard, as if to tourniquet the spillage of embarrassment away. if you were any more honest of a person, you might admit that this is new for you, that you'd never thought this far ahead, and that the last time you'd dreamed about any vague attempt at domesticity, it was lined in blood.
but you're not all that honest, and a little bit cowardly, so you leave it at that.
and because jesse is braver, smarter, and just that much more kind than you are, your list makes it to a clean twenty-five bullet-points.
no weapons included.
... chapter three: cause and effect.
the fragments of a plate scatter across the kitchen floor, and you think you can feel your heart stop. your body tenses, your movements freeze, and you wait for hands to come flying.
even after jesse's swept up the remnants, with no evidence left in sight, you still find yourself waiting.
the next day, when jesse brushes a strand of hair from your face so gently you think you might have imagined it, you think you may be waiting for the rest of your life.
... chapter four: callbacks.
jesse is flipping over a bear-shaped pancake, mouthing the words to a sublime song you've heard well over a thousand times, when you catch yourself smiling.
yellow filters in from the curtains, painting gradients over the shadows of his face. it splays itself clear against his cheekbones, interwoven around the iris' of his eyes, and his stare flickers to you with an ear-to-ear grin that's just as wide as yours. after a moment, you flip your pencil between your fingers, tear your gaze away, and comb over to a fresh page in your journal.
by the time your mouth is syrup-soaked and still smiling, you slide a sketch to the other side of the table, and ask him a question— years late, and as warm as ever.
still think i got those da-vinci skills?
... chapter five: expiration dates.
jesse's face is pressed against your collarbone, mouthing at your neck, and shaping the words i love you around his tongue.
the mattress molds to the back of your spine, envelops the curve of your hips, and springs you back up into the rapid rhythm that you two share.
but as an exhale stutters against your skin, compliments pouring out between his breath, you think you might cry.
part of you fears that you will.
later, while jesse buries himself an inch further under the covers, you kiss along the outline of his shoulder. you trace constellations along the terrain of his arm.
i love you too, is what you do say. but how long will any of this last, is what you don't.
... epilogue: a fully emerged butterfly.
you're unpacking the last of the boxes huddled in the corner of your bedroom when you come across a worn down, cardboard cut-out book.
the butterfly springs from its place, faded from all the years it'd been kept around, and your fingers press against the breadth of its wings. you trace the worry-lines embedded into the pages.
three hours later, when jesse arrives back home from work, you've hidden yourself to the depths of the closet. as he sits beside you, the book still pressed into your palms, you can't help but cry.
later, you ask jesse if he thinks caterpillars understand the concept of change.
when he responds, you smile so hard your cheeks hurt. and in the end, you think, maybe it doesn't really matter.
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You know what. I even bought the same exact syrup as SB. Da vinci, monin. They all taste like shit. Especially Da Vinci Caramel syrup. I dont like the texture and it taste like children cough syrup. Ew
OH YES YOU DESERVE A TREAT MB. I WISH I COULD POST YOU A WHOLE BOX OF STARBUCKS FROM MY HOME
I had Mr. MB make vanilla syrup and it somehow tastes like cotton candy
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websalesprofit · 1 year
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CINNAMON FLAX MUFFINS HEALTHY RECIPE
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INGREDIENTS
 
3eggs
1⁄4cup canola oil, scant
1⁄4cup sugar-free syrup, such as Da Vinci
2tablespoons water
1tablespoon vanilla
1cup flax seed meal
1⁄2teaspoon baking soda
1⁄2teaspoon baking powder
2tablespoons cinnamon (yes, 2 Tablespoons)
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Direction
In a medium bowl, beat the eggs with a fork. Beat in oil, syrup, water and vanilla.
Combine the remaining dry ingredients, then stir in to egg mixture. Let stand for 5 minutes.
Spoon into 9 muffin tins (lined with papers).
Bake at 350 for 15-18 minutes. They will be browned and seem set when you press on them.
Put on a cooling rack and then store in the fridge.
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brookston · 2 years
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Holidays 3.18
Holidays
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation (Mexico)
Awkward Moments Day
Bindus Diena (The Day the Bears Wake from Hibernation; Ancient Latvia)
Carnival of Body Music
Cheikh Al Maarouf Day (Comoros)
Day of Action Against Bullying and Violence (Australia)
De Molay Day
Electric Razor Day
Flag Day (Aruba)
Forgive Mom and Dad Day
Gallipoli Memorial Day (Turkey)
Global Recycling Day
Grandparents' & Grandchildren's Day (Michigan)
International Day of Revolutionary Political Prisoners
Make Peace with Your Parents Day
Men’s and Soldiers Day (Mongolia)
My Whole Self Day (UK)
National Anthem and Flag Day (Aruba)
National Biodiesel Day
National Child Sexual Exploitation Awareness Day
National Day of Remembrance for COVID-19 Victims (Italy)
National Farm Rescuer Day
National Natural Gas Utility Workers’ Day
National Public Defender Day
National Supreme Sacrifice Day
Oil Expropriation Day (Mexico)
Ordnance Factories’ Day (India)
Paris Commune Anniversary Day
Stab e-Barat (Night of Records; Bangladesh)
Sheelah's Day (a.k.a. Sheela Na Gig; Australia, Canada, Ireland)
Sheep and Goats Separation Day
South Carolina Day (South Carolina)
Space Walk Day
Sparky the Fire Dog Day
Supreme Sacrifice Day (Congo)
Take Down Tobacco Day
Teacher’s Day (Syria)
Transit Driver Appreciation Day
Trisomy 18 Awareness Day
World Eagle Day
World Juvenile Arthritis Day
World Young Rheumatic Diseases Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
National Jambon Day (Ireland)
National Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day
National Sloppy Joe Day
Oatmeal Cookie Day
St. Broccoli Day
3rd Saturday in March
Girl Scout Sabbath [3rd Saturday]
International Sports Car Racing Day [3rd Saturday]
Maple Syrup Saturday [3rd Saturday]
National Corn Dog Day [3rd Saturday]
National Quilting Day [3rd Saturday]
National Tequila Day (Mexico) [3rd Saturday]
Recorder Day (a.k.a. Play the Recorder Day) [3rd Saturday]
Save the Florida Panther Day (Florida) [3rd Saturday]
World Blender Meetup Day [3rd Saturday]
World Whisky Day [3rd Saturday]
Worldwide Quilting Day [3rd Saturday]
Feast Days
Alexander of Jerusalem (Christian; Saint)
Anselm of Lucca (Christian; Saint)
Asklepieia (Ancient Greece)
Barney Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Cyril of Jerusalem (Christian; Saint)
Edward the Martyr (a.k.a. Edward, King of England; Christian; Saint)
Exorcist Day (Make the Spirits Disappear; Pastafarian)
Fridianus (a.k.a. Fridian; Christian; Saint)
Goddess of Fertility Day
John Updike (Humanism; Saint)
Oide Matsuri (Departure Festival; Shinto; Japan)
Philo Zilfinger (Muppetism)
Salvator (Christian; Saint)
Socrates (Positivist; Saint)
Usajingu Reitaisai (Shinto; Japan)
Vodka Day (Pastafarian)
Waqf al Arafa (Islam)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Unlucky 18th (Philippines) [1 of 3]
Premieres
Alexander’s Ragtime Band published (Song; 1911)
Allegiant (Film; 2016)
The Bronze (Film; 2016)
Cedar Rapids (Film; 2011)
The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown (Novel; 2003)
D.O.A. (Film; 1988)
Dominick and Eugene (Film; 1988)
Getz/Gilberto, by Stan Getz and João Gilberto (Album; 1964)
Ice Princess (Film; 2005)
The Man Who Fell To Earth (Film; 1976)
Mickey’s Mellerdrammer (Disney Cartoon; 1933)
The Milagro Beanfield War (Film; 1988)
Naked Gun 33-1/3: The Final Insult (Film; 1994)
Paul (Film; 2011)
Pee Wee’s Big Holiday (Film; 2016)
Rio Bravo (Film; 1960)
Steamboy (Anime Film; 2005)
Whatever and Ever Amen, by Ben Folds Five (Album; 1997)
White Riot, by The Clash (Song; 1977)
Today’s Name Days
Cyrill, Edward, Sibylle (Austria)
Ćiril, Edo, Eduard, Spasoje (Croatia)
Eduard (Czech Republic)
Alexander (Denmark)
Edi, Eduard, Eedi, Eedo, Eedu (Estonia)
Edvard, Eetu (Finland)
Cyrille (France)
Edward, Cyrill, Sibylle (Germany)
Edward (Greece)
Ede, Sándor (Hungary)
Cirillo, Salvatore (Italy)
Adelīna, Ilona, Razna, Sartite (Latvia)
Anzelmas, Eimutė, Eimutis, Sibilė (Lithuania)
Aleksander, Edvard, Sander (Norway)
Aleksander, Anzelm, Boguchwał, Cyryl, Edward, Narcyz, Narcyza, Salwator (Poland)
Chiril (Romania)
Eduard (Slovakia)
Cirilo, Eduardo (Spain)
Edmund, Edvard (Sweden)
Cyril, Cyrilla, Grover, Salvador, Salvatore, Sibyl, Sybil, Sybilla (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 77 of 2023; 288 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 11 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Nuin (Ash) [Day 28 of 28]
Chinese: Month 2 (Yi-Mao), Day 27 (Yi-Hai)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 25 Adar 5783
Islamic: 25 Sha’ban 1444
J Cal: 16 Ver; Twosday [16 of 30]
Julian: 5 March 2023
Moon: 12%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 21 Aristotle (3rd Month) [Socrates]
Runic Half Month: Beore (Birch Tree) [Day 8 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 88 of 90)
Zodiac: Pisces (Day 27 of 29)
Birthdays
John Smith (1824)
William Ebling (1828)
James Toohey (1850)
John Updike (1932)
Jason Chavez (1968)
Alexandra Nowell (1985)
Events
J. Ernest Miller patented a Design for a Beer Mug (1873)
Philip Best Brewing changed their name to Pabst Brewing (1889)
Anthony & Michael Stiveson patented a Metallic Keg (1890)
New England Brewers Association founded (1902)
UK Gov't declared a proper pour of a pint of beer to be 95% liquid (2002)
S.S. Steiner patented the Hop Plant Named “Bravo” (2008)
Chikamitsu Takagi patented a Bottle Cap Opener (2014)
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brookstonalmanac · 2 years
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Holidays 3.18
Holidays
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation (Mexico)
Awkward Moments Day
Bindus Diena (The Day the Bears Wake from Hibernation; Ancient Latvia)
Carnival of Body Music
Cheikh Al Maarouf Day (Comoros)
Day of Action Against Bullying and Violence (Australia)
De Molay Day
Electric Razor Day
Flag Day (Aruba)
Forgive Mom and Dad Day
Gallipoli Memorial Day (Turkey)
Global Recycling Day
Grandparents' & Grandchildren's Day (Michigan)
International Day of Revolutionary Political Prisoners
Make Peace with Your Parents Day
Men’s and Soldiers Day (Mongolia)
My Whole Self Day (UK)
National Anthem and Flag Day (Aruba)
National Biodiesel Day
National Child Sexual Exploitation Awareness Day
National Day of Remembrance for COVID-19 Victims (Italy)
National Farm Rescuer Day
National Natural Gas Utility Workers’ Day
National Public Defender Day
National Supreme Sacrifice Day
Oil Expropriation Day (Mexico)
Ordnance Factories’ Day (India)
Paris Commune Anniversary Day
Stab e-Barat (Night of Records; Bangladesh)
Sheelah's Day (a.k.a. Sheela Na Gig; Australia, Canada, Ireland)
Sheep and Goats Separation Day
South Carolina Day (South Carolina)
Space Walk Day
Sparky the Fire Dog Day
Supreme Sacrifice Day (Congo)
Take Down Tobacco Day
Teacher’s Day (Syria)
Transit Driver Appreciation Day
Trisomy 18 Awareness Day
World Eagle Day
World Juvenile Arthritis Day
World Young Rheumatic Diseases Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
National Jambon Day (Ireland)
National Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day
National Sloppy Joe Day
Oatmeal Cookie Day
St. Broccoli Day
3rd Saturday in March
Girl Scout Sabbath [3rd Saturday]
International Sports Car Racing Day [3rd Saturday]
Maple Syrup Saturday [3rd Saturday]
National Corn Dog Day [3rd Saturday]
National Quilting Day [3rd Saturday]
National Tequila Day (Mexico) [3rd Saturday]
Recorder Day (a.k.a. Play the Recorder Day) [3rd Saturday]
Save the Florida Panther Day (Florida) [3rd Saturday]
World Blender Meetup Day [3rd Saturday]
World Whisky Day [3rd Saturday]
Worldwide Quilting Day [3rd Saturday]
Feast Days
Alexander of Jerusalem (Christian; Saint)
Anselm of Lucca (Christian; Saint)
Asklepieia (Ancient Greece)
Barney Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Cyril of Jerusalem (Christian; Saint)
Edward the Martyr (a.k.a. Edward, King of England; Christian; Saint)
Exorcist Day (Make the Spirits Disappear; Pastafarian)
Fridianus (a.k.a. Fridian; Christian; Saint)
Goddess of Fertility Day
John Updike (Humanism; Saint)
Oide Matsuri (Departure Festival; Shinto; Japan)
Philo Zilfinger (Muppetism)
Salvator (Christian; Saint)
Socrates (Positivist; Saint)
Usajingu Reitaisai (Shinto; Japan)
Vodka Day (Pastafarian)
Waqf al Arafa (Islam)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Unlucky 18th (Philippines) [1 of 3]
Premieres
Alexander’s Ragtime Band published (Song; 1911)
Allegiant (Film; 2016)
The Bronze (Film; 2016)
Cedar Rapids (Film; 2011)
The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown (Novel; 2003)
D.O.A. (Film; 1988)
Dominick and Eugene (Film; 1988)
Getz/Gilberto, by Stan Getz and João Gilberto (Album; 1964)
Ice Princess (Film; 2005)
The Man Who Fell To Earth (Film; 1976)
Mickey’s Mellerdrammer (Disney Cartoon; 1933)
The Milagro Beanfield War (Film; 1988)
Naked Gun 33-1/3: The Final Insult (Film; 1994)
Paul (Film; 2011)
Pee Wee’s Big Holiday (Film; 2016)
Rio Bravo (Film; 1960)
Steamboy (Anime Film; 2005)
Whatever and Ever Amen, by Ben Folds Five (Album; 1997)
White Riot, by The Clash (Song; 1977)
Today’s Name Days
Cyrill, Edward, Sibylle (Austria)
Ćiril, Edo, Eduard, Spasoje (Croatia)
Eduard (Czech Republic)
Alexander (Denmark)
Edi, Eduard, Eedi, Eedo, Eedu (Estonia)
Edvard, Eetu (Finland)
Cyrille (France)
Edward, Cyrill, Sibylle (Germany)
Edward (Greece)
Ede, Sándor (Hungary)
Cirillo, Salvatore (Italy)
Adelīna, Ilona, Razna, Sartite (Latvia)
Anzelmas, Eimutė, Eimutis, Sibilė (Lithuania)
Aleksander, Edvard, Sander (Norway)
Aleksander, Anzelm, Boguchwał, Cyryl, Edward, Narcyz, Narcyza, Salwator (Poland)
Chiril (Romania)
Eduard (Slovakia)
Cirilo, Eduardo (Spain)
Edmund, Edvard (Sweden)
Cyril, Cyrilla, Grover, Salvador, Salvatore, Sibyl, Sybil, Sybilla (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 77 of 2023; 288 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 11 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Nuin (Ash) [Day 28 of 28]
Chinese: Month 2 (Yi-Mao), Day 27 (Yi-Hai)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 25 Adar 5783
Islamic: 25 Sha’ban 1444
J Cal: 16 Ver; Twosday [16 of 30]
Julian: 5 March 2023
Moon: 12%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 21 Aristotle (3rd Month) [Socrates]
Runic Half Month: Beore (Birch Tree) [Day 8 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 88 of 90)
Zodiac: Pisces (Day 27 of 29)
Birthdays
John Smith (1824)
William Ebling (1828)
James Toohey (1850)
John Updike (1932)
Jason Chavez (1968)
Alexandra Nowell (1985)
Events
J. Ernest Miller patented a Design for a Beer Mug (1873)
Philip Best Brewing changed their name to Pabst Brewing (1889)
Anthony & Michael Stiveson patented a Metallic Keg (1890)
New England Brewers Association founded (1902)
UK Gov't declared a proper pour of a pint of beer to be 95% liquid (2002)
S.S. Steiner patented the Hop Plant Named “Bravo” (2008)
Chikamitsu Takagi patented a Bottle Cap Opener (2014)
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maximuswolf · 2 years
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SF syrup recommendations
SF syrup recommendations I have a good espresso machine. I have bought in the past the Starbucks SF syrup which I prefer. I've also tried monin and da Vinci. Some coffee shops I like use 1883 but I don't want to buy a massive bottle without knowing I'll for sure like it.What's everyone's favorite not fake tasting syrup? Submitted January 03, 2023 at 07:16PM by Degree_Kitchen https://ift.tt/r7x6Lm5 via /r/Coffee
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ikehoe · 3 years
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Sharing [Ikemen Vampire][Leonardo Da Vinci x GN Reader x Comte de Saint-Germain][SMUT]
A/N: Requested by the lil’ bb angel @kleeps, hope you enjoy this ;). Good choice of Ikevamp men. I’m sorry if they’re slightly OOC; all I know about these two is Leonardo is MYSTERIOUS AND HOT, and Comte is a RICH ZADDY.
Description: Leonardo and Comte both have their sights set on you. It starts with little competitions, Leonardo gives you a gift, Comte then gives you two, and so on. However, it all comes to a head one night when you make Comte dinner to repay him for his generosity, and Leo invites himself on your date.
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Tags: SMUT (Minors, DNI), Threesome, Jealousy, BJ, just... explicit overall
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“Leo, I’m just trying to repay him for his hospitality! I’ll cook dinner for you next week. Stop pouting!” Arms crossed over your chest, you rolled your eyes at the man in front of you and prayed he would be understanding. Although Leonardo Da Vinci wasn’t exactly one you would peg as the jealous type, especially compared to some of Comte’s other residents, he seemed to be precisely that right now. The beautiful, wolfish man’s pale pink lips were turned slightly downward, and his eyes gazed at you in a reprimanding manner.
‘Cara Mia, you don’t understand. I have the utmost respect for Comte, but this is not just dinner!” Leonardo responded, mirroring the exasperated look on your face with one of his own. “Men do not just think about having innocent dinners with women. You should know this – how many innocent dinners have I invited you on?”
“Well, even if he does want something more, so what? It’s not like I’m in a relationship or anything. I’m only here for a month anyway,” you snapped, immediately regretting it once you saw the expression on Leo’s face.
A look of pure dejection flashed across Leonardo’s beautiful features for a split second, pulling on your heartstrings and causing you to regret everything that spilled out from your lips half a second ago.
“W—wait, Leo, I mean….” You stammered out, wishing that you could turn back time and continue reassuring the man.
“No, you’re right, cara mia. You are not in a relationship….” Leo begins, letting out a sigh that seemed to reflect the pain he felt throughout his entire soul. “But, I will not give up. I hope you have a great dinner with Comte.” Though his words were kind enough, the tone in which he said them seemed eerily suspicious. However, you didn’t have time to ponder his true meaning as the pasta was beginning to boil over. If there was one thing you knew Comte de Saint-Germain liked, it was perfection.
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“Ah, my dear, you cooked all of this for me?” Comte de Saint-Germain asked, amber eyes twinkling with excitement as he scanned the dining table laden with handmade dishes and desserts. It was one thing for him to receive an invitation to dine with you, the lady that had stolen his heart in a matter of a couple weeks. Still, it was another thing seeing just how much effort you’d poured into this.
“Of course! I honestly can’t repay you enough for everything you’ve done for me this past month,” you replied, feeling that familiar fluttery sensation in your stomach at Comte’s child-like joy. “Well, why are we just standing around? I had to beg all of the other residents to have an early dinner so we could have some time to ourselves!”
The amount of effort that you put into arranging this special dinner for Comte de Saint-Germain was truly an Everest of a feat. It was easy convincing Napoleon, Vincent, Isaac, and Jean. However, the remaining residents proved to be more of a challenge. First, you had to bribe Theo with the promise of a quadruple-stack of fluffy buttermilk pancakes doused in maple syrup, to which the brunette immediately agreed despite not having heard your request yet. Then, you were led on a wild goose chase with Arthur to help inspire him to complete his latest installment of the Holmes series, which ended in him waving over a carriage for you in town at 9PM after having spotted a pretty skirt walking by. After that, you whipped up an entire batch of delicious, dark-roast coffee for Mozart and Dazai. The only resident that you weren’t able to convince was Leonardo. Still, you were hoping that your earlier conversation would tide him over until after your dinner with Comte, at least.
“Oh, my word, this Pavlova is absolutely delicious!” Comte exclaims, the delicious sugary treat melting in his mouth in a whirl of delectable flavours. “How is it possible that you are such a talented chef?”
You felt your face heat up at the handsome blonde man’s words. It was clear that whatever life Comte had lived before this, he had been a charmer. That was one of the things that drew you to him so closely. No matter how stressful your day was, Comte was always there for you with a gentle smile, reassuring words, and a comforting hug. With that being said, it had definitely been a stressful couple of weeks for you, having to get used to living in a house of vampires – even coming to terms with the existence of vampires was an ugly truth you hadn’t stomached very well. No matter how apprehensive you were about the situation, Comte had always treated you as an equal and respected your every decision. In fact, he had been so kind that in the past couple of weeks, you felt yourself looking forward to the brief moments of the day when you would see him.
“No, no, I had a lot of help from Seb. I don’t deserve all of the credit,” you responded, shyly focusing on the Beef Bourguignon in front of you, so you didn’t have to meet Comte’s gaze. Your hand gently dropped the fork you had previously grasped, lying awkwardly on the table. Typically, the long, wooden dining table was occupied by the rowdy residents in Comte’s mansion. The two of you usually sat on opposite ends of the table, only sharing a secret smile once every couple of moments, but Comte had insisted on sitting right in front of you tonight.
The sensation of Comte’s smooth, large hand resting on top of yours caused you to gasp quietly. Your head whipped up, and you met Comte’s warm gaze. The heat shared in both of your gazes was piercing, and you secretly patted yourself on the back for getting rid of all the other residents so that you could have a private moment with the nobleman.
“You are truly so special to me,” Comte murmured, watching as you broke into a radiant smile. The nobleman began to caress the back of your hand with his thumb, rubbing small circles into your skin.
Right as you were about to respond, the door to the dining room burst open, revealing the only resident in the house that hadn’t agreed to leave you and Comte alone.
“Cara Mia! Scusa, signore, I seem to be late to dinner,” Leonardo stated, eyebrow cocked as he looked at the spread of food before him. His rich golden eyes landed on your hand, enveloped in Comte’s bigger one, and you immediately retract your hand and place it awkwardly in your lap. “Well, it is dinner time, no? Where are all of the other residents?”
“Leo… I told you I was going to have dinner with Comte tonight… everyone already ate,” you said slowly, in complete shock at the scene unfolding before your very eyes.
“If you’ve already been informed of the change, Leo, perhaps you should heed our dearest’s words and return later,” Comte said, his usual smile plastered on his lips but a much more sinister gaze in his eye.
The two men stared each other down from across the room, and just when you thought you were in the clear, Leonardo pulled out the chair beside you and sat down.
“Cara mia, I have been starving all day. You wouldn’t let me starve, would you? Especially not when you’ve done such a fantastic job cooking all of these amazing dishes,” Leo says, knowing exactly how to pull on your heartstrings. The Italian man shoots you a pitiful look, brows furrowing together and lower-lip protruding into the most adorable pout.
“You’re right. Seb and I made all this for us to eat anyways. Unfortunately, I doubt that Comte and I would’ve been able to finish it, so please feel free to dig in, Leo,” you finally say, still feeling guilty about the way the handsome man’s face had fallen earlier at your thoughtless words. “You’re fine with it, right, Comte?”
“Yes, I am sure Leo can grab whatever he wants and give us some time to converse, just the two of us, as soon as possible,” Comte says, his smile not quite reaching his eyes as he continued staring at the other man.
Despite Comte’s thinly veiled threat to get Leonardo to leave as soon as possible, the other man seemed to be intent on staying. So the rest of the dinner went by in a near-catastrophic scene that you didn’t even know how you’d begin explaining to the rest of the residents. Though typically very cordial with one another, the two gentlemen seemed to take it upon themselves to one-up the other at every opportunity.
“Why don’t we go into town again, cara mia? There are a couple new places I’d like to show you – I am sure you will absolutely love them.”
“Leo, unfortunately, we will be busy that day as I will be taking them on a horse ride along the perimeter of the property. That’s something you said you always wanted to do with me, right, my angel?”
“I didn’t even say what day I wanted to take cara mia, Comte.”
“No matter, their time will be preoccupied for the rest of the month. I have a very detailed schedule of activities I’d like for us to do.”
“Signore, you cannot hog all of cara mia’s time.”
“Who would you rather spend the rest of your time here with, my angel? Me, or Leonardo?”
In your stupor, you had stammered out a string of words attempting to appease both men.
“I… I like spending time with both of you! Stop this, Leo, you know you’re incredibly special to me, and Comte, you know I hold you dear in my heart as well! Both of you have made my stay here amazing. If you’re asking me to choose right now, well, then, I just can’t choose!” You exclaim, eyes glossing over at how overwhelming the whole situation was. A tear threatened to spill across the side of your cheek and you clenched your fists, willing your heart to stop racing. This was not how the evening was supposed to go at all. Not only had you angered Comte and ruined the dinner you prepared, but you were sure you’d have to apologize to Leonardo now too.
The two men immediately quieted down, seeing the tear spill down your cheek. Leonardo was the first to act, given that he had opportunistically seated himself down right next to you. He reached his arms out and enveloped you in a soothing hug. His golden eyes stared into your own, concern flashing across his beautiful, roguish features. The sensation of his large, calloused hand provided you an infinite amount of comfort as he gently rubbed your back. “I am so sorry, cara mia. Please forgive us both. We have been stupid to make this about our silly rivalry when you are the one thing that matters to both of us, right, signore?”
Comte quickly approached the two of you, pulling up a chair on the other side of you. His smooth, large hands, so different from Leonardo’s, gently stroked your cheek and wiped away the tears that had spilled from your eyes. “He’s right, my angel. We are so terribly sorry for being such ignorant and brutish men. Will you ever forgive us?”
You nodded, not trusting yourself to speak in that moment. After a couple moments of silence between the three of you, as well as Leonardo and Comte’s continued comforting actions, you felt yourself come down from your emotions. “I forgive the both of you… But I was being serious. I do care about both of you a lot, and if you’re honestly asking me to choose who I want to spend the rest of my time here with, then I simply cannot choose.”
A moment of silence passed, and then another, and another, until you felt your heart begin to race again. The two men exchanged a knowing look, and then a second later, Comte spoke, proposing something that you never thought you’d hear in a thousand lifetimes.
“You know, my angel, perhaps it is time Leonardo and I learned how to share…” Comte began, leaning in closer to your face. The nobleman’s stunning amber eyes darkened with a hunger that you’d never seen before. “Leonardo, would you agree that we need to make our dearest angel feel better to make it up to them?”
“Signore, I think you’re right. But, Cara mia, forget about your worries. Leave everything to Comte and me.”
Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion as you looked back and forth from the Comte to Leonardo. “I—I—I don’t know what you mean,” you stammered out, watching in awe as the smirk on Leonardo’s face grew even larger. However, despite your feigned ignorance, even you couldn’t ignore the yearning in Leonardo’s eyes, nor the tent in his slacks.
Suddenly, Leonardo captured you in a lustful kiss, drawing out a soft moan from you as your felt his lips press against yours. The kiss was hungry, devouring, all-consuming, lips pressing against yours so hard that you were sure bruises would be left. His large hand slid down your upper back to grasp you around the small of your waist. He pulled you in closer to him, seeming as though he wanted to erase any of the distance between the two of you. The gentle prod of his tongue against your lips could be felt, and you eagerly opened up, allowing his tongue to swirl against yours in pure need. As the kiss continued getting deeper, you began to feel a familiar heat pool in your lower belly.
Right as you were going to stop the kiss to look to Comte for his reaction, you felt Comte’s hand slowly creep around your back and press against your waist. A pair of lips began needily pressing hot kisses onto your neck, the pleasure becoming nearly overwhelming with the two men’s actions. Comte’s hand began to sensually rub higher and higher until he reached your chest, eliciting a loud gasp from you as his fingers toyed with your sensitive nipples. At the sound of your gasp, you felt both Comte and Leonardo’s lips curve into a sensuous smirk.
Moments later, Leonardo pulled away from the heated kiss and made quick work of removing your shirt and pants. The cold air of the dining room brought a chill that ran straight down your back and gooseflesh rising on your skin.
“Sorry, cara mia, we’ll warm you up again in a second,” Leonardo murmurs, pressing a quick kiss against your forehead. You watch in awe as both men remove their clothes, revealing their chiseled torsos. Leonardo’s body was every bit as manly and suave as his personality. You wondered how it was possible the man’s body looked as though it was carved by the most skilled of sculptors, every muscle on his ab clearly defined. Yet, Comte’s nude form did not lose out to the talented Italian inventor. The nobleman, though slighter in build than Leonardo, was all lean muscles and unmarred skin. In fact, Comte’s skin was so flawless it looked as though it were carved out of porcelain.
“Oh… wow…” You murmured under your breath, drawing out a low chuckle from Comte. “You two are so beautiful.”
“Have you seen yourself, my angel?” Comte responded, switching places with Leo so that he was now the one that captured your lips in a needy kiss. The pace of the kiss was much sweeter and gentler, similar to Comte himself. The man gently pressed kisses against your lips, again and again, until a smile formed on your lips. Then, he threaded his fingers into your hair and pulled back, exposing your neck to him once again.
“You can… you can bite me, I don’t mind,” you say breathlessly as Leonardo begins to work his magic on your lower half.
“Are you sure? I need to know that you want this, my angel.”
“Yes, I want you both to do whatever you want to me.”
At your words, Leonardo lifted your lower half off the chair and slid off your pants. He pressed hot, open-mouthed kisses on your inner thighs, smirking at the lewd sounds coming from your mouth.
“A—ah, Leo!” You moaned, gripping the arms of the chair tightly at the sheer pleasure. Then, Leonardo began to lavish you with his tongue, making sure to hit all of the spots that had you gasping for breath and begging for more.
Not to be outdone by his counterpart, Comte smirked against your neck and gently sank his fangs into your throat. Immediately, you were thrown into white, hot pleasure as your release overcame you. The feeling of suckling coming from Comte and the sensual licks from Leo’s tongue had you reeling from the pleasure. The ministrations of Leonardo’s tongue didn’t stop as you continued riding out your climax. Your body began trembling with the overstimulation, nonsensical babbles coming out of your mouth as you futilely tried to get Leonardo to stop.
“L—Leo, C—Comte, please, it’s t—too much,” you stammered, breathing in a sigh of relief as both men drew back to allow you to come down from your high. Finally, you opened your eyes, finding both men staring at you with unbridled lust and passion evident in their gaze.
“That was amazing, but I think I owe both of you some pleasure now, too,” you said, reaching to free Comte’s manhood from the confines of his briefs. If there was one word to describe Comte’s body now that you had seen it in full glory, it would be beautiful. His length was no exception. Yet, in the midst of the moment, you wondered if there was any part of Comte that wasn’t inhumanly beautiful. Making sure that Leonardo was part of it as well, you turned to the other man. You pulled down his briefs, watching as his impressively girthy manhood sprung out from beneath the fabric. “Leo… I want you in me.”
With a deep breath, you began to place soft licks all along Comte’s manhood, watching in awe as the man came undone before you.
“My angel, that feels absolutely divine,” Comte groaned, his fingers weaved in through your hair.
You opened your mouth as wide as you could and slid it down Comte’s length, stopping only once it hit the back of your throat. Suddenly, you felt a blooming sensation coming from your entrance as Leo began to slowly press his manhood into you. A moan threatened to escape from your lips but was stopped by the impressive size of Comte. The vibrations from your throat caused Comte to stutter his hips into you, eager to chase more of the heavenly pleasures your mouth was bringing him.
“Ah, cara mia, it is almost impossible that you are this tight,” Leonardo groaned, gently rocking his hips into you in an attempt to further stretch out your entrance. With a gasp, pleasure overtook your body once again as Leonardo became fully hilted inside you, his impressive girth causing your walls to stretch deliciously around him. It was only a couple of seconds of reprieve for you until the man behind you began to rhythmically thrust, pressing your mouth deeper against Comte’s length.
“A—ah, angel, I’m going to cum,” Comte gasped out, shooting hot, thick liquid into the back of your throat. While Comte was pulling his spent manhood out of your mouth, Leonardo leaned down and attached his fangs into the other side of your neck. The white, hot sensation once again filled your core, and you quickly reached your release, passage clenching around Leo’s manhood as you rode out the overwhelming pleasure.
“Oh my god, Leo!” You cried out, throwing your head back as the vampire continued to thrust into you. Leonardo reached his climax with a groan, and his manhood throbbed in you, painting your walls with hot, liquid ropes.
The sound of panting and gasping was the only thing that could be heard as the three of you attempted to regain your senses. Finally, Comte’s melodic voice broke through the silence.
“If you agree, angel, Leo and I will be sure to make your remaining time here as special as you are to us.”
“Yes, cara mia, we would love nothing more than for you to spend time with us, both of us.”
With a grin, you nodded and pressed a kiss against both men’s cheeks, eagerly looking forward to whatever they had in mind for you.
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//kicks down door// Nemoz! Sending you lotsa pretzels for good vibes 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨 Nothing cheers me up better than being whisked away for a fun time after (or during) a long day of work~ spontaneous distraction is a love language 💕💕 //upon consulting the expert opinion, I am once again humbly asking for Leonardo fluff 😌🙈💖✨ Happy writing cutie and remember to take care of yourself too 💙💙💙
My door!!! //pushes it back into place you will be getting a bill later, lady! The pretzels will do for emotional damage done.
Now I didn't entirely follow your request, though putting Theo in his place is quite laborious, so I suppose I did follow it somewhat. Most of all, I hope you enjoy this (and the little easter eggs I left ya!)
Fandom: Ikemen Vampire
Character: Leonardo Da Vinci
Words: -1K
Warnings: Mentions of food, and dirty jokes also lots of feral energy.
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That Leonardo wasn't an early riser was known. Sebastian usually didn't bother preparing breakfast for him, knowing that the pureblood wasn't to rise from his next until noon, if he even thought of food to begin with when waking up, for he didn't need it, and thus was content with working through his days on little less.
His cara was different, however. You rose early, liking to spend the day with the rest of the residents at the dining table as you banter away in the morning. Leonardo imagined you to do this with the brightest smile and the greatest zeal, picking out your favourite breakfast items that Sebastian has considerately prepared for you. After all, you were the loveliest creature in the world in his opinion. A reason why he didn't feel the need to crawl out in the mornings to look after you. It was good to give you the time with your friends before you dedicated it all to him.
The one time Leonardo did rise early was a surprise for all, but above all for himself, when he walked into the dining room to find you pulling Theo at his scruff.
"Fite me, coward!" you had pitched at the man, and Leonardo wondered what the Dutch had done to deserve his face nearly shoved into the bowl of syrup with pieces of pancakes afloat.
"Think you can steal my pancake!" you had exclaimed, immediately explaining what had happened for this scene to unfold as Theo could barely hold down a grin, whilst Vincent sat next to him with an apologetic smile and frangic gestures.
"Theo didn't mean to—"
"Oh, no, I meant it," the younger brother cut off his older brother, a shit eating grin on his face challenging you even more, while your coffee stood cold to the side.
Leonardo had never seen you in such a manic state, surprising himself as he carefully noted to never steal your breakfast for his own sake.
"Now what will you d—" Theo, never one to stop where he should, was quickly muffled by the plate of syrup and pancake bits that you had brought up to his face instead, rubbing the plate in with an extra twist before releasing everything at once and stepping away.
"Charge, of course, I'm not a coward!" Your triumphant claim had sounded and Leonardo couldn't believe the savageness he saw in you, whom he had known until now as gentle and kind and warm.
It amused him, a bit, as much as it bothered him.
"How about–"
Before you could continue your revenge on the art dealer and his disgraced pancakes Leonardo had lifted you up, slinging up in his arms with a charming 'good morning' before winking at the rest.
"I'm taking this one out, ye?" he announced, even if it was a bit needless, carrying you away in his arms towards the front entrance of the mansion where he exited further down the path into the forest.
"Leo?" he heard you plead, now suddenly demure, and Leonardo wondered if you felt shy. A thought that made him chuckle again when he marched further down the forest, towards the lake nearby.
"Today's date; breakfast outside," he announced when he finally paused, allowing you down before he shrugged off his coat and spread it out on the soil. With another gesture the man had pulled you into his lap, arms locked around you before realising that he had forgotten the most important part for breakfast; food.
A fact that didn't escale you, face flush and a pout deeply set on your face while you hit him in the chest.
"We could have gone into town instead," you huff, to which the male can't help himself but to flick your nose, affection blooming over in his expression before he holds your cheek in a tender hold.
"Could, but I didn't want to show off your wild ways," Leonardo admits, finally naming what he had been feeling earlier in the dining room, even if it is only mentally. Tightening his hold as your eyes widen, unsure on how to answer, Leonardo presses his lips against your cheekbones, firmly, as if wanting you to remember that kiss amongst the hundreds he has already given you.
"Wish you would get this wild with me,” he whispers, his tone suggestive. It earns him another thwack on his chest, the blush across your face deepening which he finds even more adorable than your tiny shrieks of thinly veiled threats and expression of pure feral aggression muttered into his chest.
“Alright, alright,” he laughs, a deep rumble escaping him while you are trying to wrestle yourself free out of his hold, more threats following that makes it hard for Leonardo to control his voice, “let’s go get you some food, alright?” Leonardo casually proposes, ignoring whatever protests you had while he carried you off once more.
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brw · 3 years
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wait i saw you already answered a scarletvision one so im gonna change my ask to doomreed
Gives nose/forehead kisses
at first reed exclusively he's gonna stretch his gross dinosaur neck over to give a Smooch HOWEVER once victor gets used to Affection™ he will Go In For It.
Gets jealous the most
easily victor reed is too dense to notice someone flirting w/ his lover and victor is mentally ill <3
Picks the other up from the bar when they're too drunk to drive
victor would not risk vulnerability by getting drunk and its a semi popular fanon thing that reed is a lightweight so. victor <3
Takes care of on sick days
both of them but especially reed victor trusts like two people maximum to help him when he gets sick and that's boris and reed. reed absolutely loves the chance to get wet cloths and hot water bottles out.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
honestlyyy it might be victor?? like i feel like getting him out of his armour into beach wear is an incredible enough feat in its own right that reed is happy to leave it at that but victor's like if i've debased myself into wearing a speedo i might as well do it right. to the water we go.
Gives unprompted massages
both of them ; that armour is fucking HEAVYYYYY and victor's shoulders are VERY fucked he needs the relief and i think victor enjoys reed turning into a Literal Puddle that he'll just do it whenever.
Drives/rides shotgun
victor had a chauffeur he refuses for him or reed to drive ^_^
Brings the other lunch at work
reed probably brings snacks when victor is committing Science Crimes and vise versa but in all honesty i don't think either of them can cook. they probably both ask boris to bring the other a proper meal at different times it fhat counts??
Has the better parental relationship
despite his parents being long dead victor. nathaniel richards is just an absolutely awful father reed's relationship with him is. Poor. tbh his mother seemed nice & good enough but she died when he was fuckin 7 so her influence on his life. remains to be seen.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
neither of them but if it would be anyone it would be victor. reed is asexual and i have decided sex neutral he does not care if it happens or not he has no Strong Opinions it is a thing that happens and if victor has any thoughts on How it should Happen that's up to victor. the idea of victor wanting to try some kinky rp is. really funny tbh.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
reed just sort of melts while drunk so it's gonna have to be victor. provided he doesn't start crying first.
Still cries watching Titanic
honestly victor he'd do it silently with his mask on so reed doesn't know.... reed does not cry during movies. he finds most of them kind of stupid.
Firmly believes in couple costumes
i don't think either of them in all honesty neither of them are the type to dress up in costumes either way? i think both of them would need to be forced into it by somebody jdjsdd.
Breaks the expensive gift rule
victor more than reed but both of them, reed i think tends to make things as gifts when they do them to make sure they're really meaningful, victor meanwhile is like i searched the world and murdered 10 people and staged a heist to get the original of this da vinci portrait you said you liked once or some shit ajdnjdndnf
Makes the other eat breakfast
victor. he's like do you have any idea how hard it is to import maple syrup when ur running a dictatorship. eat the goddamned pancakes richards.
Remembers anniversaries
despite all fans try to tell me otherwise i do think reed remembers more dates than they give him credit for... and i can see victor straight up not registering that anniversaries are a thing you're supposed to celebrate. tbh i don't see either of them making that big a deal of it bc both of them are mostly Ambivalent but i'm gonna say reed over victor.
Brings up having kids
reed i imagine! i mean he has two of them and victor is Absolutely Terrified of messing up with his new 20 y/o daughter so i think reed would have to bc he's a lot more comfortable with the subject.
send a ship and i'll tell you who...
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nafeary · 4 years
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“Sun and Moon”
⚬ Pairing: Leonardo da Vinci/Reader
⚬ Characters: Reader, Leo, Comte, and Mozart
⚬ Word Count: 1.3k
⚬ Genre: Fluff, but also a lil bit of Leo being an edgelord
⚬ Warnings: none
⚬ Event: 500 Follower Milestone Celebration [Requests Closed]
✧✎ Prompt/s: Requested by @nishtharya
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4. “You’re like the moon.” “Didn’t you say I was hot?”
14. “Gossip and cuddles? “Gossip and cuddles.”
✧✎ A/N: haha, did I say flashfics haha uhm... I’m sorry, but im physically unable to write things without plot, it seems. I hope you enjoy this regardless 💜💜💜 take care everyone, and drink water!
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Snowflakes were brimming the edge of your wool hat, your fingertips numb and stiff as you pulled your mantle tight around yourself. Impatient footsteps were stamped across the white ground of Comte’s mansion, evidence of you foul mood. Things had been difficult enough, especially with the mansion’s butler having fallen sick, and now a vexing encounter with some disparaging men at weekly market had left you intensely frustrated.
As you huffed a billow of your breath into the air, you spotted the le Comte conversing with Leonardo, the latter rather apparent in showing his apathy. Your eyes met across the distance, molten gold slowly enrapturing your senses—they’ve always had the ability to annihilate even the most stubborn of negative emotions, yet you couldn’t help your frustration at the period-typical misogyny you had had to face.
Your lover promptly turned back to his friend, giving him a friendly pat on his shoulder before sauntering over to you. Le Comte nodded your way before disappearing inside the mansion.
“So,” you began once he stopped in front of your form, resisting the urge to wrap your arms around him and rubbing your icy fingers together in an attempt to spark some warmth. “what were you two talking about?”
“Nothing too important, cara mia.” He’s apparently taken notice of your shivers, warmth spread across your skin, when he clasped your hands in his; then, he started to squeeze them, kneading your skin with his thumbs until you felt the uncomfortable stiffness gradually wear off.
He brought your hands close to his face, pursed his saccharine lips, and started to blow on them. A sensation fizzled to life in your lower tummy, akin to a hearty soup warming you from the inside.
Leo guided your threaded hands to his chest while gazing at you beneath his dense lashes. “He merely informed me that the ball tonight was canceled.”
Ah... the ball. A friend of le Comte’s had invited Mozart to play at that ball—which would have been tonight—and the master of the mansion insisted on his attendance. Society and tradition invariably got their way, thus causing you to be appointed as his entourage. None of you were elated at this development, and you were certain that Leo was reluctant to let you attend a ball as someone else’s sweetheart... pretend or not.
But he’d kept quiet, enjoining you to enjoy yourself while requesting Mozart to look out for you. As much as you appreciated his consideration, you had contemplated the decision to attend regardless—but the occurrences today had officially soiled your mood.
“I see... truth be told, I wasn’t in the mood to hang around nobles, anyway.” And truly, you’d much rather curl up beneath your lover’s blanket, asking Leo whether he could whip up that minestrone that was the epitome of soul food. Perhaps even telling him about those men’s revolting views.
Bits of snow began to powder his ashen hair, reflecting the light of the moon as they slowly melted. The frosty flakes in stark contrast to his calming expression, they prompted you to lift the corner of your lips, not wanting to look too cold and mad under his warm gaze. “I see. Is there anything you’d like to do, mia principessa?”
He shed his mantle, gently pulling it over your shoulders in a graceful arch. “Gossip and cuddles?” You hated how needy you sounded, yet there was no use concealing the desire to spend time with your beau. Leonardo would waste no time figuring out your hidden emotions, either way.
“Gossip and cuddles, it is.”
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“—and they had the audacity to tell me that I ought to cover my cleavage further over the day. What’s the point of doing that if evening wear shows of racks left and right, anyway?”
You’d been ranting about the ways of the 19th century for a good hour now. In between a few tears of vexation—especially looking back on the more hurtful comments they’d thrown your way—and plenty furious curses here and there, Leonardo had prepared you some minestrone. After only a couple of spoons, you could already feel the crease in between your eyebrows subsiding.
Now, his arms were protectively wound around your stomach, molding the marbles of your spine against his chest. Being the big spoon was his favourite thing, that much he’d admitted. Not that you were complaining, of course—the warmth his hugs shared was incomparable. “Thank you for listening to me. I’m sorry if I bored you.”
“Nonsense,” he whispered in response, pressing his soft lips against the shell of your ear, and continued peck after peck until he reached your temple. “They had know right judging you based on your appearance.”
A comfortable silence fell over the two of you, the only sound disturbing the peace resounding from the little cocoon Lumiere had curled herself into, adorable quiet mewling making you simper from ear to ear.
You recalled the earlier fortunate events, halting at the sheer convenience. Pursing your lips in thought, you were more than certain that Leonardo must have asked Comte to excuse yourself from the activity upon seeing your distress—he could read you like no other, after all. He must have already known to your desire not to attend the festivities.
“You know, Leo? You’re like the moon, in some ways.”
He playfully nibbled your ear, prompting you to flinch in surprise, vermillion staining your cheeks. “Didn’t you say I was hot? Just yesterday, you were claiming that in between your pretty gasps—”
Swiftly, you turned around, lightly pinching his arms in the process. “I get it. Let me talk.” As serious as you were trying to come across, you couldn’t help a few giggles from slipping past your mouth, his wide-eyed expression, and that surprised pout lacing his lips, just too satisfactory.
“You’re always incredibly attentive and caring. No matter what, you never fail to watch over your loved ones, just like the moon never fails to guide us through darkness.” Just the way he immediately got to work to make you feel better, without ever having been asked to do so, filled you with a sense of belonging.
Your stare fluttered past the window revealed by the drapes, the moonlight sparkling in alabaster droplets that poured from the kohl sky.
“Beyond that, you never reveal your true intentions—even if you’re directly called out, you just... manage to stay in the shadows without ever admitting that you were looking out for someone.” You’ve gotten used to your lover’s innovative ways—both in helping people out, and hiding that that’s what he was assaying to achieve.
“And you shine so so bright, Leonardo. Especially when you choose to step into your moonlight, celebrating with the people around you instead of merely watching them live from the shadows.” At this point, you were aware that your were trailing off, the cogs in your mind turning slower and slower, as though they were treading through syrup.
Slowly, his body began to respond to your admittedly embarrassing musings, yet his eyes were the last thing you managed to focus on before succumbing to your exhaustion, a stunning gold that beheld you as if you were his greatest treasure.
As you let your head fall onto his chest, he could feel his unconscious slipping to and fro like an ocean tide as he whispered a honeyed, “ti amo, cara mia,” into the tangles of your hair, the universe never seeming so in orbit.
“If I am indeed the moon, you are the sun—so bright, I’m afraid I might appear to tenebrous.”
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Tag List of the most wonderful sweethearts (just message me if you’d like to be added <3): @juminly @kisara-16 @sweetlittlemouse @thesirenwashere @nad-zeta @delicateikemenmemes
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dreamscapesin1582 · 4 years
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Vampires + Modern Filipina MC
pls take this away from my cold dead hands lmao
ok so one night napoleon found a smol girl banging her fist on the maGiCaL door
he was about to approach and call out to her when he heard her whisper, all too softly
" ampotang pinto 'to "
anyways long story short someone was able to pass through the door that only purebloods except leonardo da vinci could travel through,,, well supposedly
and this person is, well, quite something
" what do you mean i have to wait a month to return? listen my mama will beat my ass if i cant get home by 9"
"....arent you supposed to be an adult"
"being an adult doesnt excuse you from the tsinelas"
you would never guess someone like her would be such a potty mouth lol
wdym vampires?????? like gago ka ba?
give her a few days, minus her disbelief, and she will wish she had a friend with her so she could tell her how she managed to find all these snacks
"girl i wish you were here, ang daming pogi~"
high chances are,,, she has little to no idea who these ppl are
"ah yes. newton. i failed a subject because of you."
"shakespeare? can i ask him why he had to make romeo and juliet such dumb hoes in the end"
"i only know leonardo dicaprio"
*cue belting neEeEEaRrrRrr fAaaaAAAaaAaaR wHerEVeeeEEEeEeerRR yOooOoOOu aReEEEeEEee*
btw she has a rad voice, trained by her 99's in videoke
but she is so L o U D
imagine mozart busting through her wall just to smack her and tell her to shut the fuck up
oh and theo actually likes having her tag around at work
gallery owners be like "we'll display it for two days tops"
"make it ten"
"......three."
"seven. take it or leave it"
anyways she. cant. be. stopped.
but sometimes the residents tease her whenever she doesnt understand their language
so she gets them back by cursing in filipino
also on how she pronounces some words
like arthur would try not to laugh 
“say that again luv?”
“i said,,,, theo should tone down on the syrup because he might get jabetis”
tho sebastian is thankful bc she is a big help when it comes to chores
she claims she had to acquire those skills or else she'd risk disappointing her whole clan AND her ancestors
" you lived all this time without r i c e ??? "
sebastian secretly knows the feeling (being japanese and all)
also sebastian:
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i think i just described myself lmao
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Act 2 -- The Two Suns Rise
The coffins raise;
the people fall;
into a land beyond what the People understand.
A magnificent kingdom where the two suns set;
A magnificent kingdom of peace, of glory, of [].
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--
They take their seats.
The seats of the Audience creak as they [sit/lay back/laze/choke].
Laughter fills, overflows the room.
The foolishness of man.
The folly of man.
The cowardice, the stupidity of man.
They witness it all. The actor who was given a broken script, tied together with wire that shatters at a passing wind.
It will begin. The performer knows. They have been waiting all their life.
[Prepare yourselves. A grand adventure begins now. Of the folly/foolishness/demise of man.]
The Audience [cheers/screams/vomits] their applause.
They trust the one who arranges a cast before them -- of masked beings, and of the mask on the table, unused. They pick up their folding fan, the cloth, and smile.
[Let us begin our show.]
--
"...Good morning, Cadence."
...There's a knock at the door.
The process to waking up were always the same. Ritsuka would always pop up around now, anyways -- calling for me, rapping their knuckles against my door carefully.
The heat, however, would do the rest of the work in awaking me. That same warmth that tended to lull me to sleep...
"...My lord."
...It's suffocating.
"...My lord, you appear to be having some trouble breathing."
...My eyes slowly blinked open, to the sight of a smiling -- if mildly worried- Ushiwakamaru before me. Her mask lay off to the side, as it were the night before, though with the tight vice on us inflicted by Gorgon's tail -- it wouldn't be likely that she could use it anyways.
"...A bit. Nothing I can't recover from."
...Easier said than done, however -- the grip of, well, Gorgon was hard to overstate. Like King Kong grasping hold of their victim atop a tower, though perhaps a bit more comfortable.
"...That said... Gorgon, are you awake?"
...The sleep in my eyes slowly gave way to the darkened quarters I had by now called my home. A decently-sized kotatsu, what was effectively the replacement for a bed at this point, lay in the middle -- about all I could see in the dark, save for the faint outline of Gorgon rolling about a bit past Ushi's head.
"...Yes. As much as I would prefer to have continued resting, your movements have..."
"...Go figure."
...In a moment, the vice grip lessened -- and, perhaps not unlike a bat fresh out of hell, I desperately crawled out, pulling the collar of my shirt to let in some much-needed cooler air.
It seemed Ushi was not too far off, either, making a beeline for her mask, and letting it 'disintegrate' into her Spirit Origin once more, as Gorgon slowly stood up and stretched herself out.
Allowing myself to stumble over to the light switch, finally giving the lot of us some much-needed illumination, my eyes shifted to the lady resting on the bed. 'Presumably, the heat was a bit much.'
Even so -- despite her position being at ease, the woman's blue eyes shot directly over towards me.
"...You're awake, Cadence. I would hope you're prepared to be furthering our rule today, as well."
"I think we have slightly bigger concerns, don't we?"
At my response, the lady only smirked -- sitting up on the bed, she'd rest her head on her closed fist, and raise an eyebrow towards me.
"This Singularity, too, is an obstacle to ruling. You would do well to remove it."
"I wonder how the lot of us would even rule to begin with."
The lady sighed out, as though aware of something I were not.
"You would not be the first king to hold with you a concubine."
"--I'm sorry?!"
"Why, as long as we may share in those honours, I see no reason why it could not work."
Though, she'd stop talking at the glare of Gorgon -- and the snakes, too. At that, she'd stand, walking to the door, though waiting for me to open it.
"Your anger need not be directed at me -- not when you'd be better set serving the King."
"--You damned..."
"I'm sure there will be plenty of cronies to spend your anger on, wherever we are to be headed. Destroy them in my place."
...Despite the cold delivery of her words, the joking jabs certainly worked as intended. Taking care not to say a word until the tensions cooled slightly, I slipped the door open -- in time for Morgan to march through the door, and in time for Gorgon to 'calmly' leave after her. Once the two had set out, Ushiwaka stepped out -- and as did I, just after.
"...My lord, those two always seem to be on the verge of fighting. I would hope not over..."
"I'd sincerely hope the title of 'bad harem anime protagonist' isn't one added to my record. I already have enough titles as is."
"Courtesy of Ritsuka?"
"Who else?"
...The warrior beside me laughed, gently, and began to up her pace -- seemingly intent on catching up to Gorgon and Morgan, who seemed to already be a ways ahead on the path to the Command Room.
"My lord -- you should come a bit faster, you know. Wouldn't want to miss out on Ritsuka's prime explanations, would you?"
'...Are those really so looked forward to?'
--
...The Command Room was a full place that day.
The Coffins meant for each of the many Masters remained lined up, ready for use -- though it rarely saw a time where more than a few would be closed, and utilized.
At the midpoint between each one, Ritsuka stood -- their smile far weaker than before, at a glance, only to perk up as they felt the gaze of their colleagues.
To their right stood a familiar face -- the goddess summoned not long earlier, Tlazolteotl. Adjusting the headdress upon her head, her gaze settled on me with a borderline bone-chilling smirk before returning to the others.
'...She just keeps doing that.'
After a moment spent waiting for each individual to line up -- myself, Ushiwakamaru, Gorgon, Morgan, Tlazolteotl, and the Caster of Rakugo -- Ritsuka clapped their hands together.
"...Alright! Da Vinci's a little busy today, so I've been put in charge of debriefing this stuff. Olga's never liked the weird stuff this Singularity's got, so she's sitting this one out too, the coward."
'...Da Vinci, did you curse us?'
"Long story short, we've found us a Singularity in the midst of Canada. I... can't really confirm much about what's going on in there, and neither can the others."
...Ritsuka's hand moved up to their cheek, scratching it lightly.
"What I do know is, so far as I'm aware, it's in a city called 'Carcosa' in Manitoba. There's a whole new thing there -- a monarchy -- and whatever it's doing is causing this mess."
'...Carcosa... The capital of Canada.' Simple enough information -- truthfully, what bothered me was what the King were doing down there. 'During my youth, he was far kinder, wasn't he? What changed so much that a Singularity would come about?'
...Though, Ritsuka gave little time for me to process that.
"That's the gist of it. We've been watching it over the past few weeks, and it's just now gotten to the point where we can head to it. The crew we've gathered here should be able to take care of things just fine. We've got a few minutes 'til everything's ready, so do what you need to now."
Calling the meeting off just as quickly as they started it, the uniformity of the Command Room was just as quickly split off -- while Ushiwaka and Morgan turned to examine their coffins, Tlazolteotl pulled both them and Gorgon together -- most likely, whispering some nonsense to them -- before breaking off again.
'...Though, whatever she said, the three of them...'
Surely, I were just making it up -- seeing those three suddenly so serious seemed ridiculous. 'Maybe a bit of fresh air could fix my head, before I jump in.'
So, that in mind, I slipped out of the command room to find the closest equivalent to fresh air -- an empty Chaldean hallway with an A/C unit blowing into it.
...
'Silence.'
Even the commotion of chatter and footsteps in the Command Room was blocked out by the noisy, yet calming sound of an out-of-date air conditioner blowing both air and noise through the vents. Such a thing could easily have you wondering how a unit could be so loud -- and surely, I were, up until I felt a 'friendly' slap to my back.
"--Arash?!"
"Not quite."
My gaze moved behind me -- met with an uncharacteristically calm grin, from a Rider who almost immediately had me frozen still.
"--Please get away from me, Columbus."
...A thief. A horrible thief, of the worst order -- but for once in his life, he heeded instructions, and stepped back.
"...Hm, just as they stated. Go figure you wouldn't trust me even when I'm acting so pleasant."
"--Couldn't you just go die..?!"
"Not yet. Master, there's still money to gain from this place, and I'm not leaving 'til my coffers are filled to bursting and then some. But that's why you've ought to succeed."
...
'...What?'
"--You know as well as I do you're being unsummoned after this!"
"Maybe so, but you'd better believe I'm taking some of that sweet Canadian syrup with me to the Throne. Bring some back when you roast that place to the ground, you hear?"
'...Right, there was a black market of the stuff.'
At any normal occasion, I would likely have called Columbus on his bluff -- that, surely, he'd be all too happy to take the Singularity's residents too, for whatever end he desired.
...But he just turned around, and moved away from the route to the Command Room.
"I own the people here as well as anything else, Master. I may as well gain some stacks off that little Quebecois trade just to spite that place."
'...Go figure. That wasn't encouragement, just a command.'
Briefly, perhaps I would have considered an almost-polite thing coming from a man like that to be an attempt at raising morale -- but, of course, a man like him would have too much trouble not showing his true colours.
'...No wonder I don't trust that thief.'
...Allowing my heart to settle, I turned back to the Command Room -- or at least, the route to it that surely only took me a few hallways.
...Perhaps out of a mixture of spite for that cocky bastard, and from the fact his raw rudeness distracted me from my worries, I took my steps back to the final part of my journey.
--
...The coffins were never comfortable. Certainly, it only made sense -- they were called coffins.
Beside me, in adjacent coffins, lay Kagekiyo and Gorgon -- hard to miss the latter, as the coffin would usually have to be adjusted for her mildly larger size. Morgan had situated herself somewhere nearby, perhaps adjacent to Gorgon just to mess with her a bit, and Tlaz was... somewhere.
As the Chaldea staff looked over each coffin, fussed over Ritsuka's messily-worn Mystic Code, doted on the Caster right next to them, and listened to Olga barking orders in a terrified-yet-certain demeanour, Ritsuka's eyes settled on me from across the room.
[...You ready for this one?] They mouthed out the words to me, giving a wink at the end of it.
[...Ready as I can be.]
...The coffin doors closed--
--Those words uttered by the machine, the spiritron unsummoning, all of it --
--It had grown the same as always. Even the coffins, mechanical as they seemed, uncomfortable as they were, were familiar -- comforting, almost. Part of 'home.'
'...Part of home, huh?'
...Even thinking of 'home,' only that kotatsu would come to mind.
Perhaps it was due to the time that passed, but that empty, dark room in Toronto felt like little more than a passing dream. The loneliness that felt so stifling back then, now seemed so far away, as though it could never reach me.
'...This is my last mission. And... Afterwards, I'll go home.'
'...After this mission, I'll find a home, and... Everything will be okay.'
...Even when my soul left my form, perhaps to send itself to the final Singularity, there were no worries left. Not even the fear of the transfer failing.
Wherever I opened my eyes next, this would be my final fight.
--
"...Girls, would it be too harsh to bring you three in for a little talk~? It's about your hubby."
The mischievous voice of Tlazolteotl had captured the ears of the three women -- Ushiwakamaru, who turned on her heel with a curious gaze, answered first, as Gorgon gazed behind her with a long, long sigh out.
"What's the problem? If you're due to take the high ground about his circumstances..."
"Not quite, Ushi. I'd be in no place to talk, you know -- certainly, you aren't the only ones he has acting unwise."
While Gorgon opened her mouth to respond -- likely with a large amount of swears -- Tlaz placed a finger to the being's mouth, and shushed her.
"...Sort out your problems now. Figure out what your relationship looks like -- something I must do as well -- before this Singularity is over."
...At that, Morgan finally found herself bothered to turn around and listen.
"...And why is that?"
"...Ritsuka. They told me something."
--
...Cold ground awakened me.
Dirt surely stuck to my cheek as I sat up, holding my forehead in the palm of my spare hand to dissuade the headache that tended to come of these rayshifts.
My gaze slowly sharpened, my eyes now settling on the few people before me.
Caster, who had landed sitting down, glancing directly up at the sky.
Gorgon, who was only now standing up, her brow furrowed, faintly cursing.
Kagekiyo -- who was standing still in the dark soil beneath, as though they had been there the entire time.
Morgan, who was dusting off the dirt from her dress -- making use of the gentle moonlight to figure out where it all was.
Tlazolteotl, fixing her poncho as to show some modesty, warming her hands with some steam.
Ritsuka, face down in the dirt.
The large, faintly yellow moon, shining down upon us, and a sky completely blackened -- lacking even the hint of a star.
A forest surrounding us, of evergreen trees, grown as though each intended to touch the sky.
And a woman with red hair, a crow at her side, whose blue eyes suddenly pierced through the lenses of her glasses, through the air -- directly towards us.
"...Who are all of you?"
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rokutouxei · 4 years
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the other van gogh
part 4 of: atelier heart
ikemen vampire: temptation in the dark theodorus van gogh / mc, theo & vincent | gen | 2403 | [ao3 in bio]
spoiler warning: this fic references scenes from theo’s main route chapters 3, 8, and 18.
You’d heard about Theo before you’d gone to the mansion.
Not by name, no, not by history either. You’d gone to museums with Vincent’s paintings and had read a few descriptions of historical context here and there but for the most part you had heard about his brother with a peculiar moniker.
The Other van Gogh.
When you’d met him that night at the mansion, the roots of guilt began to implant itself into your heart. And with every second you spent with Theo afterwards, knee-deep in his work, the guilt had birthed in its wake curiosity—as to why he was known for his brother, and not for whatever he had done on his own.
Why Arthur would not stop with his brother-complex jokes. Why everyone thought this was normal. Why no one asked questions—why this was just fact.
What did they know that you didn’t? What made Vincent mean so much to Theo to begin with?
Of course, the kind of brotherly connection and support that siblings do have isn’t really news to you, but you could see at a glance that this was different. That they weren’t just brothers, they were partners, and it seemed that Theo derived so much meaning in his life from Vincent’s existence, like he couldn’t hold himself up if not for his older brother.
But why?
If there is anything the passing of time has taught to its scholars, whether they are the ones spending unending hours and days and years in libraries, cooped up, comparing texts from each other, extracting and analysing and cross-referencing, or if they are the ones who are constantly out on the field, making notes, remembering everything, writing everything down to memory—it is that nothing, nothing, can ever truly be captured in its full historical detail. There are always things that will be missed, overlooked, misunderstood, things that no amount of work on history will ever be able to recover.
That is the weakness of the human perspective. Not everyone will write these histories, and there will be many, many experiences that will never be known.
Theo’s, perhaps, is included in those.
You don’t have much knowledge in history to begin with, but the guilt of not having recognized that first night in the banquet continued to gnaw at you, worsening now that you’re spending even more time with him compared to everyone else, and yet you still feel like you knew even less than you started with.
You have an argument, but even to you, it is weak: that the rest of them are pretty  much names you would not have been able to escape in the 21st century educational system. Isaac Newton, of course, the discoverer of gravity. Jean d’Arc, the great martyr. Leonardo da Vinci, with his paintings and sculptures. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, whose songs you started humming in childhood. William Shakespeare, sometimes called the greatest writer in the English language. Napoleon Bonaparte, perhaps one of the greatest military commanders in history. Arthur Conan Doyle, the author of the famous Sherlock Holmes. And even Dazai Osamu is pretty recognized as an author too, as far as you knew. And Vincent van Gogh—of course, one of the most renowned artists in the world.
But Theo?
While Vincent was a myth, Theo remained largely untold.
Look, you weren’t a history scholar, and considering your work back in the 21st century, this kind of knowledge was and is entirely out of your radius of practical information. You really didn’t have much reason to know about it. It’s just a niche that you’re not in. And that’s entirely fine, you tell yourself, no single human ought to know everything about the world—except, perhaps, if you’re Leonardo da Vinci, who seems to have an answer for everything, but that was beside the point.
For the longest time, these missing bits of his history left unknown to you, matched with the fact that Theo isn’t exactly the kind of person who is easy to get to know, made your efforts of really, really doing your best to get closer to him feel like you were instead making friends with a wall.
A tall, handsome, strong, passionate, smart, ocean blue-eyed, ridiculously rude wall, but a wall nonetheless.
Or a closed door.
Until Vincent opened it for you.
-
It was in response to your bewilderment. When one is a sadist and the other one is an angel, it is easy to wonder how they would be related. The day you go out to the flower fields to deliver painting supplies to Vincent is the day he tells you that “I know Theo’s easy to misunderstand, but he’s a really nice kid, so please be friends with him okay?”
And while the instinct is to say no thanks, Vincent’s not exactly the person you can say no to, so you let it go. And on that very same day Theo had allowed you to see a part of him, one you wondered if he ever really ardently shows anyone else, talking about sunrises and the art world and what he can do. What he wants to do. A little glimpse, a peek of what’s hidden inside, but not enough—barely enough—to satiate your own curiosity.
And you, silly, silly little hondje—Theo is right when he says you don’t know just how much trouble you walk into—you take this little curiosity as a challenge.
So you watch.
Watch what history has missed.
-
Mastering the art of looking at art with a critical eye is one that is honed over time. But with a teacher both as strict and as passionate as Theo, it is a skill that you quickly pick up. Learning the implications of certain gestures; the observation of the tiniest details; the effects of colors; of sharpening one’s gut.
You thought it would be hard.
Or at least, much easier said than done, especially when the man frustratingly keeps calling you dog or snack or any variation of the both of that when he only has miles and miles of praises for his older brother. You were, are, and will obviously be at an entirely different level than Vincent for as long as you will be here. (Not that you minded. Why would you mind it?)
But it isn’t hard at all.
It’s rather easy.
The easiest things to see are their differences. Of course—it’s always like that. That’s exactly why it’s so easy to misunderstand Theo at face value. Where Vincent’s smile is sunny and warm, Theo has a glare that makes flowers wilt. While Vincent likes his pancakes plain and with butter, Theo can get thirty lifetimes worth of sugar for the amount of syrup he puts on his pancakes. Where Vincent is approachable and perhaps a little airheaded, Theo is guarded, distrustful, wary. While Vincent’s words are soft and kind and gentle like wildflowers are, Theo has the formality of roses but also their barbs and thorns.
But the days turn into weeks and your eyes get trained to see past that. Get used to seeing the gentle rays of sunlight illuminating their irises when they look back at each other, talking about art. Vincent sees the softest sides of Theo, see where his thorns give way to flowers, where his distrust smooths into blind faith.
And you want to see that too.
So you practice.
Start with catching the little details like how Theo walks with his hands in his pockets. Or the way he casually adjusts his tie right before he enters a room before a meeting with a client like he’s psyching himself up. Or maybe the way he bites the inside of his cheek when he’s deep in thought, the lines that form on his forehead when he’s squinting so hard at a painting through his magnifying glass. Or the little tug of a smirk he cannot resist when he gets complimented, the one he so subtly and ever so quickly washes away with a neutral face in a second.
Then you catch other things, too. Like how if you matter any single bit to Theo, you can get him to do pretty much anything, bending himself backward over if you ask him. How he pays attention to things that matter to him, down to the littlest detail, like an artist’s changing focus, a shift in style, a change in technique. And how Theo has a dream and it’s one of the only two things he really, really believes in. (The other is his brother.)
You thought it would be impossible to see Theo through Vincent’s eyes, but.
Eventually you do.
You don’t know where it begins, but it begins somewhere. Maybe on that evening you’d gone up the atelier and seen the candlelight shine on his prideful, confident boyish grin, as if he knew all the answers for certain. Or maybe it was later, standing in the garden laughing because how is it that Theo van Gogh, so strong and imposing and scary is now pinned onto the grass with the most playful golden retriever you have ever seen?
But that’s the important part. You start seeing it.
The same way Theo could tell the painting was a fake at first glance that morning at Cedric’s.
And the wall is still tall and opaque and hard to climb but—
You can sort of see the sunlight peering over it.
-
On the day of the storm, in between antiseptic and rolls of gauze, silence permeates the library like a dense fog. The only sound you can really quite hear besides the thunder outside is your thumping heart, racing as if in time with Theo’s labored breathing.
There are too many questions to ask. You want to ask him why he does all of this. You want to ask him if it is worth it. And you don’t know the order in which to ask them, which ones are the ones you have to hear, but you do.
Theo, for a brief moment, opens up to you.
Allows you to see the red of his wounds and his roses. See the garden, not his thorns.
But before the two of you could head out to your rooms, to go back to bed and pretend none of this had happened, you hold the first-aid kit in your hands and turn to him, already putting his bloodied jacket on, and ask the question you had long feared asking, the one whose answer you worried you really didn’t deserve knowing.
You ask, “Why is it that you’re so fixated on Vincent?”
There’s a moment of held-breath silence, then Theo answers.
“Because I made a choice that day, and he is all I have left.”
-
The next day, you catch Vincent in the garden painting. You hesitate at the doorway wondering if you should interrupt him, but eventually decide that this is something you ought to tell him, out of respect.
“I wanted to say sorry,” you say, sitting next to him on the grass. Vincent turns to you with confusion in his eyes.
“What about?”
“When we were at the flower fields, and I asked you and Theo if you were really brothers—I thought about it a lot the past few days, and I think finally see what you mean,” you say. “About Theo.”
Vincent smiles, the smile of someone who knows more than they let on.
-
(A lifetime ago, in the middle of a seaside town when everything was falling apart around him, Vincent had only one person holding him up, and that was his brother. They were young then—but felt much too old, older than they were. Youth was not gentle with them, and for the most part they spend much of their lives making up for times they spent less kind to one another. Dreaming for the children they used to be, the ones they would have wanted to nurture, but cannot anymore.
The seaside town where their paths were linked and then diverged. They were teenagers, walking alongside the mill, hiding in stockrooms, listening to the crash of the waves against the Dutch shores.
And a full lifetime ago, long after they’d grown out of the old family home, Vincent had taken up his pen and had written to Theo:
We’re quite distant from one another, and in certain respects we may have different ways of seeing, but nevertheless, sometimes or some day one of us might be able to be of use to the other. For today, I shake your hand, thanking you again for the kindness you’ve shown me.
The salt in the air, the gray paths, the winding roads, they all remain.)
-
If there is anything the passing of time has taught to its scholars, whether they are the ones spending unending hours and days and years in libraries, cooped up, comparing texts from each other, extracting and analysing and cross-referencing, or if they are the ones who are constantly out on the field, making notes, remembering everything, writing everything down to memory—it is that nothing, nothing, can ever truly be captured in its full historical detail. There are always things that will be missed, overlooked, misunderstood, things that no amount of work on history will ever be able to recover.
That is the weakness of the human perspective. Not everyone will write these histories, and there will be many, many experiences that will never be known.
And because of this the world might only remember Vincent after all. Might only remember he had a brother that stood by him but had nothing in comparison to the legacy of paintings that once were piled up in that said brother’s small Paris home. Might only think that the entire story only revolves around Vincent, and that there is only Vincent and then the other van Gogh.
The world might not know him by name.
But it’s okay.
You hold his face in your hands, that night he tells you he’s sworn to throw everything away for Vincent. The van Gogh that wasn’t the Other one. The name of the feeling you hadn’t wanted to put into words tasting like blood in your mouth.
Theo can do what he wants.
And the world can forget.
But you will remember.
And to at least one person—he will not just be the other van Gogh.
--
in the atelier: Two children on the beach by Pierre van Dijk
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witchbithebooks · 4 years
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Patents, Trademarks, Copyrights, Trade Secrets Protect Your Invention!
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Patent numbers are provided sequentially, beginning with the number one. It took 75 years for the United States Patent as well as Trademark Office (USPTO) to provide patent number 1,000,000.
What does this indicate? Simply, there is more creativity since at any time in history. The old saw that "there is nothing brand-new" is entirely wrong. There have never been so many people as well as entities producing novel, special items, innovation and also services, and so driven to commercialize these inventions. Much more licenses and also business owners attempting to market their items is indicative that there is even more competition for effective positioning.
To try to market an invention without covering the work with the shield of patent, hallmark, copyright, or profession secret protection indicates a pointless method that will certainly not be successful. Investors, licensees, and also capitalists demand the defense that these intellectual property products manage. You can also get help with invention
He never prepared for that Coke would become a global comfort item, the soft beverage. The most intelligent point John Pemberton ever before did, besides inventing Coca-Cola, was to take care of the secret formula for the syrup as a Profession Trick. To this day, the Coca-Cola Bottling Business zealously shields the active ingredients as well as chemistry involved in generating the base syrup that is the significance of traditional Coca-Cola.
Large Kid Restaurants protects the dish for the tartar sauce that goes on their sandwiches, and that numerous customers buy by the container and take home. McDonald's doggedly secure the process their dining establishments use to cut, prepare, and also season their French-fries. William Wrigley was just as manic in keeping secret his method for supplying powerfully flavored, resilient, chewing periodontal.
Trade Tricks typically are not able to safeguard patent security. The novelty of the Trade Key is in the mixing, chemistry, or chronology utilized to deliver the finished item.
If your item has the possible as well as requirement to end up being a Profession Secret you will certainly desire to comply with numerous very standard actions. As you finalize your growth work hallow all of the steps necessary to deliver the finished item you wish to maintain the key in a dish or recap document.
The Trade Secret gains unbelievable property value when your item comes to be a market success. Offering a business developed around a fully secured Trade Secret tremendously boosts the value of the company. Coca-Cola, Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, Oil of Olay, Schlitz, Dom Perignon, Ben, and also Jerry's, as well as Estee Lauder's Young people Dew are just a couple of instances of renowned brands constructed around a Trade Secret.
A Hallmark is essential in developing a brand understanding of an item. Use a Patent Attorney when approaching the extremely specialized area of seeking Hallmark protection. I have never seen a business owner efficiently browse the extremely complicated functions of the USPTO. I HAVE seen lots of efforts to deal with the procedure, all causing total failing.
The material of a Hallmark can include a personalized, determining symbol, stylized trademark name, and a branding declaration. Nike uses the well-known slash (icon) the Firm's name (identifiable stylized font) and "Just Do It!" (branding statement). Include all of the aspects that the public will certainly identify in your Hallmark application.
Pat's Cheese Steaks in Philly is a regional service that has gained great popularity as well as brand recognition and protects their brand with a trademark. Chanel, the French haute couture brand name, is internationally admired and also the traditional "C" that adorns every system of Chanel item is one of the most acknowledged brand name symbols in the globe.
Having a Trademark provides a commitment to police as well as safeguard the assigned mark. The incorporation of (TM) on every unit of product is vital. Once more, get in touch with an attorney. Trademarks can inadvertently become abandoned and also shed.
Copyrights are utilized to protect intellectual property. We always copyright the guidelines and/or the play attributes of the game.
Lately, Dan Brown, the author of the hugely successful publication "The Da Vinci Code", was suited for plagiarism by the British authors of a book concerning the search for the Holy Grail. The search for the Holy Grail is main to the story of the "The Da Vinci Code". There are full collection racks dedicated to the search for the magical Holy Grail. And yet, throughout the run-up to the film release of "The Da Vinci Code" a lawsuit including this copyright was begun. Brown and also his author intensely protected their legal rights under their Copyright protection. They won complete vindication from the court.
Producers of intellectual web content buildings (motion picture workshops, record labels, book authors) are extremely hesitant to approve unrequested proposals for evaluation. Legal activity is raging in the area of intellectual residential or commercial property. We all bear in mind things that we saw, listened to, or experienced from the remote, however dim past.
Mattel, as well as Hasbro, will not review ANY outside toy entries. Is it not accidental that there has not been an advancement plaything introduction in years from Hasbro or Mattel? This is one of the regrettable by-products of a litigious society, the limits put on required technologies. Secure your intellectual property with a Copyright.
I suggest to my clients, before investing a cent on a patent attorney, that they perform a brief search at the USPTO.Gov web-site by giving all evident keyword phrases applicable to their invention. The comprehensive search will validate the capacity for efficiently acquiring patent protection.
Patents are the favored style of security for many inventors as well as entrepreneurs. Patents (energy) are very powerful representatives of protection versus killers, thieves, as well as rip off musicians. Not to be a boor, but, again, use the solutions of a patent attorney. I am always impressed and amused at the number of individuals I think they can efficiently create, offer extremely certain 3-D CAD art, file, manage USPTO arguments and also move the patent through the labyrinth of a Federal Government administration. Go Figure! They waste time and cash and also usually negate any kind of possibility to have a re-filed patent efficiently obtain a patent number.
The Provisional Patent declaring is a letter that is positioned on data with the USPTO. The Provisionary filing encourages the USPTO of the description of the product you are trying to establish. The letter has a 1-year life cycle and must be prolonged with an official patent declaring (Utility or Layout) or the item is left forever.
We utilize the Provisional Patent as a completely lawful way to state that an item in early-stage development is Patent Pending. A Provisionary Patent filing also makes it possible for the business owner to have a one-year time window to examination as well as scale market action to the invention.
A rival only requires to change a layout aspect, cosmetic attribute, or include a craftsmen version to get rid of a Style Patent. For products that have the real commercial capacity, however, can not get over prior, existing item art to get a Utility Patent, the Layout Patent offers one possibly crucial benefit: the alternative to keep a product suspended in ongoing Patent Pending status.
We have done this for some celebrations. A simple modification to the preliminary declaring indicates that a politician at the USPTO needs to locate the file, pick it up, put the modified filing information as well as re-log the filing. Therefore, the filing goes to the back of the line and we gain months more Patent Pending defense.
When a product is in the Patent-pending mode it has the best defense. When a patent number is provided the clock starts ticking on the effective life of defense and information of the novelty of the trademarked product comes to be public understanding.
By maintaining a product in Patent pending limbo we keep the attributes shrouded from any public understanding. This usually leads to a first to market advantage as well as competition is only aware that there is a Patent pending.
The Utility Patent is exceedingly useful, both as a safety guard against competition and also as an organization possession. The invention that obtains an Energy Patent number from the USPTO is the possibility of a passion for licensees, companions, financiers, as well as equity capital. Many trademarked items (Utility), however, never make it to market. We often see unique inventions, and also hence patent possible, yet not a business, or need, or valuable. Most of us understand a mad scientist or more, with limitless layouts, inventions, as well as patents, none of which are ever going to be a market success.
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Hello ! Could you tell me facts about the life of Cesare Borgia? Thaanks.
So, I really wanted to make this a short list with basic facts, but somehow it ended up becoming a longer, detailed list with my favorites facts alongside facts that aren’t very well known or mentioned, here it goes: - Cesare received an outstanding, carefully planned education. He was brought up at Rome by private tutors until the age of twelve, in 1489 he left Rome to attend La Sapienza of Perugia, where he studied the foundations of law and the humanities, being placed under the charge of the preceptor Giovanni Vera of Archilla, to whom btw, he remained warmly attached until Vera’s death in 1503. In 1491 he continued his studies in Civil and Canon law at the University of Pisa, attending the lectures of Filippo Decio, one of most rated lecturer on canon law of his day. There he also became more acquainted with the Medici family, through Lorenzo de’ Medici sons: Giovanni de’ Medici and his brother Piero. - Paolo Pompilio, a Spanish scholar, dedicated his treatise on verse-writing, the Syllabica, to Cesare, where he praised him as ‘Borgiae familiae spes et decus’  (the hope and ornament of the House of Borgia).     - His father, as Cardinal and Vice-Chancellor, invested a long list of benefices upon him, to name only a few: when he was seven years old, pope Sixtus IV conferred upon him a prebend of the cathedral’s chapter of Valencia. In 1483 he received the title of rector of Gandia and archdeacon of Játiva. Later on, with pope Innocent VIII he was granted the position of treasurer of Mallorca’s cathedral, following that of canon of Lérida, Archdeacon of Tarragona and then treasurer of Cartagena’s cathedral. By 1491, Innocent at last granted him the bishopric of Pamplona. - He learned the art of bullfighting from the Spanish members of his father’s court and it became one of his life passions. Whether in Rome or in the Romagna, at any celebration, there was almost always a bullfight and he was almost always participating himself. - He also loved hunting, so he was always looking for good hunting dogs and falcons. On May 28th, 1497 he even sent one of his men, Enrico, to Germany to request from the Archbishop of Mainz some “well-trained and sagacious hunting dogs; their quality to be more important than their number.” - He was the first person in the history of the Church to resign the cardinalate, eventually becoming commander of the Papal armies. - He was briefly hostage of the Colonna during the conflicts of the French Invasion in 1494, and later on hostage of the king of France, Charles VIII. Although that time, he escaped their camp at Velletri, with the help of a man named Francesco del Sacco, officer of the Podestà of Velletri, who was waiting for him with a horse. Cesare sped back to Rome going to the house of one Antonio Flores, where he stayed for a night and informed his father of his presence. The next day, he withdrew to the city of Spoleto, and remained there until matters cooled off. - In 1497, a sword was forged for Cesare, known as “the queen of swords”, for his visit to Naples as papal legate, to crown the new king, Frederick of Naples. Its design was attributed to many artists including Michaelangelo, but it is more likely that the artist was Pinturicchio. And the blacksmith/sword engraver was Salomone da Sesso (c. 1465- c.1504–21) who after his conversion to Christianity assumed the name of Ercole dei Fedeli. (more details about the sword here x) - Cesare appeared wearing a horned mask in the guise of a unicorn during a theatrical performance, in one of the many festivities held in honor of his sister Lucrezia’s second wedding. Unicorn are known symbols of female chastity, possibly a reference to Lucrezia and her wedding night, but it also shows off Cesare’s own sense of humour, since it was well known to all present that he was anything but a chaste man lol. And the unicorn horn, according to a Greek physician had the ability of protecting people from sickness and neutralizing poison, which could have been another humourous remark from Cesare in reference to his family’s reputation of using poison to dispose of their enemies. - His best known mistress was Fiammetta Michaelis, she was a cultured courtesan from Florence, but who lived in Rome since 1473 most likely. Her relationship with Cesare was such that even after his death in 1507, she continued to sign herself as Fiammetta Ducis Valentini (of the duke Valentino). And her will in the city archives was headed ‘The Testament of La Fiammetta of Il Valentino.” - On May 10, 1499, he married Charlotte d’Albret, and before his departure from France he appointed her governor and administrator of all his lands and lorships in France and Dauphiny. He also made her heiress to all his moveable possessions in the event of his death (a little more about that here x). On December 1501, he personally selected precious gifts to be sent to her acquired from Venice. It included moulded wax, white sweetmeats, fine sugars, syrups, nine barrels of Malvoisie, oriental spices, oranges and lemons and all kinds of cloths. - Under his patronage, the first printing press of any importance was established in Italy. It was set up at Fano by Girolamo Sancino in 1501. One of the earliest works was the printing of the Statutes of Fano for the first time in January 1502. - About his administration staff, also in the year of 1501, we know he had a beautiful young woman from Bologna named Jovanna, working for him in his chancery. She’s described as a “degnissma scriptora”, she wrote letters and maybe did other secretarial duties as well for 14 ducats. - Whether it was treachery or a legit, reasonable move against Guidobaldo's own plans of treachery against him, the fact is that Cesare acquired Urbino without bloodshed in any of the towns, in a brilliant coup that amazed the whole of Italy (and terrified the nobility lol). While leaving a military contingent at Camerino, Cesare road north through the Apennines, between Nocera and Urbino he covered more or less sixty miles in forty-eight hours with a mixed force of 2.000 men. Before anyone else knew, he had already took Cagli, inside the Duchy of Urbino. Simultaneously, two other points were taken too, Montevecchio and San Lorenzo. Di Naldo, one of Cesare’s captains came from the east. These three armies converged towards the capital of Urbino then, where they met with the castilian and the garrison was rendered by him. A few hours later Cesare himself entered the city without any resistence. - The famous Sleeping Cupid by Michelangelo that Cesare gifted it to Isabella d’Este when he took Urbino in 1502 had a history together. He had previously been the owner of this piece. Cardinal Riario Sforza bought in 1496, but apparently when he found out that the piece was a modern piece and not an antique, he didn’t wanted it anymore, so it was displayed across the street of Cesare’s palace and he bought before the end of the year and later on send it as a gift to Guidobaldo da Montefeltro, Duke of Urbino. -  A popular canzona of the time, Donna contra la mia Voglia by Filippo de Lurano  (c.1470-c.1520) was Cesare’s favorite song. (There is an excellent version of it too by conductor and composer Jordi Savall). - As another step to secure the unity of the Romagna, Cesare did a reform in legal administration of great importance, he established a supreme Court of Appeal, named the Rota, influenced by the famous Court of the Vatican with the same name. He appointed as The First President, a newly created office, to Antonio di Monte Sansovino, a distinguished jurist with high integrity, and who was universally beloved. This Appeal Court sat in the seven main cities of the Romagna: Fano, Pesaro, Rimini, Cesena, Faenza, Forlì and Imola. If it was necessary, this Court would sit for as much as two months. All expenses were met by a payment from each of these judicial circuits of 200 ducats per annum. - In October 1500 Pinturicchio wrote to Cesare asking for the grant of a well to be put in one of the lands pope Alexander VI had bestow on him and his descendents at Chiusi, a city in the province of Siena, but near Perugia. Pinturicchio went himself to see Cesare at Diruta to request for all the necessary permission. Cesare issued a letter to Alfano Alfani, vice-treasurer of Perugia, making the request and saying that: “he had again taken to his service Bernardino Pinturicchio of Perosa, whom he always loved because his talent and gifts; and he desires that in all things he should be considered as ‘one of ours.” This initial request wasn’t honored so Cesare wrote again to this Alfani reinforcing his wish to be granted within that year. In 1501, Pinturicchio was given an annual payment as Cesare’s personal painter as well. - Cesare hired Leonardo da Vinci as a military architect and engineer in the spring of 1501, he entrusted him with all sorts of projects, in Cesena for example he asked that Da Vinci planned a new quarter of the city with wilder streets, sidewalks, parks, and a functioning sewage system and many other improvements. He also issued papers from the city’s headquarters for the construction in Cesena of a new university building, a palace to house the Rota. - Cesare also commissioned Da Vinci to work on an alterpiece, that is now lost unfortunately, at the Santuario della Beata Vergine del Piratello, outside of Imola. Some scholars agree that Da Vinci at the very least begun this painting, but it was not finished by him. There are some sketches he made that are called: Three views of a bearded man and it’s generally accepted to be Cesare, in what might have become a portrait of him in this alterpiece. - Right after he conquered a city, it was Cesare’s policy to issue a stem proclamation against plunder, guaranteed the property of the citizens. At Forlì he took measures to safeguard the convents, listening to all complaints of ill-treatment or robbery at the hands of the soldiery. On December 7, 1500, he hanged from the windows of his headquarters, two of his own men, a Piedmontese and a Gascon soldier, who had disobeyed his orders against plunder in the town. On the 13th of the same month, other offenders followed the same fate as the first two, which showed his zeal and the level of his commitment for the interests of his Forlivesi subjects. - At Cesena, as in other places in the Romagna, that same policy was applied, the usual disorder was put to an end, and civic automony was fully restored, along with the suppresion of aristocratic feuds, which resulted on econonical security and internal peace. - During the conquest of Faenza, the only city where Cesare met a true resistance, he retired to Cesena through the winter months while the siege kept going there. One night, he was walking around the city when he found a baby girl abandoned in the street, he commanded the baby to be nursed, and settled an ample dowry on the baby’s mother until she was of marriageable age. Afterwards, when the father refused to acknowledge the girl as his own, Cesare himself acknowledged the girl and she was baptized that day. - On March 29, 1501, when he was informed of Beatrice of Naples arrival at Cesenatico, twice Queen of Hungary and of Bohemia, and sister of Frederick of Naples, he send off his staff to greet her and to present her with a 'royal gift'. He ordered his lieutenants to honor her in every city in the Romagna and the Marche region, where she made her way back to Naples. - On 1502, Cesare and his father, Rodrigo went on a boat trip to Piombino and the island of Elba so that Rodrigo could officially take possession of these territories Cesare had recently conquered. Everything went smoothly, and they were on their way back when a violent storm began, hitting them hard. During 5 days they wandered aimlessly. Everyone, but Rodrigo, were quite anxious and scared. At the second day, the crew saw an English ship, and Cesare proposed to go to this boat to request for help, but Rodrigo refused, not wanting to request help from strangers. Eventually they made it back ashore, but it was a close call there for them for awhile.     - After the masterstroke at Senigallia, where he successfully arrested his conspiring condottiere, the city was in total confusion, and a part of Cesare’s infantry were starting to sack the city, so Cesare in full armour and on horseback gave orders for his men to stop the sacking immediately, he then gathered some of his captains and went about the city streets putting a stop to the abuses that were starting to happen, some soldiers however, refused to obey his orders, and they were promptly executed there for their disobedience. - On 25 October, 1506 he managed to escape the Castle of La Mota, in Spain, a fortress that at that time worked as State prison, of maximum security, and where he was imprisoned. With the collaboration of his chaplain, and a servant of the governor's, named Garcia, along with the outside help from Count of Benavente, a powerful lord from the neighbourhood, who visited him regularly, he managed to climb down the 40 meter high tower with a rope, and if memory doesn't fail me, he was the only prisoner to have ever managed to escape this prison lool.
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