#damnit nic

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

Just read one of the best fanfics in my life (Not Alone by ctankep) which was orphaned and discontinued (unless someone knows its being rewritten/resumed somewhere!?!?!???) anyways oh my fucking god please read it. Its amazing and i love soapghost fics that take place in snowy places.

[trickstergoddess28]

Let’s play : is it my internet or is Tumblr glitching again….?

[chaosresturantjandn4eva]

Storytelling with Jess ✨

“The man in the mirror”

*Sunlight shines brightly through the windows of Luke’s loft apartment. Birds chirp a melodious sound outside, laughter can be heard from children on the street, happily playing kick ball, & enjoying the beautiful day, suddenly a car horn blares loudly instantly waking Luke from his (mostly) peaceful slumber.*

*Luke sits up with a jolt. Stretches & rubs his hands over his eyes.*

“Shit. What time is it? How long have I been asleep?”

*looks at clock & realizes he’s slept for nearly 4 hours*

“Hmph.” *blows out a long breath of annoyance*

“I had plans to meet Rory at the gym. I’m sure he’ll be pissed.” Luke mumbles to himself.

*stands up, stretches, scratches butt, & walks to the kitchen where he left is phone earlier today.*

*8 missed calls, 4 messages, & a voicemail all from Rory*

*Luke shakes head & thinking, “Why is he so obsessed with me?” Smiling to himself.* 😏

*Shoots a quick text to Rory, “Hey, sorry about that. I fell asleep on the couch. Shit morning. I’ll explain later. Gonna take the day for myself. We will meet up at the gym tomorrow, same time?”

*DING!* 🛎️

Rory: “No problem my G! Give me a call when you have time! Later man!”

*Luke thinking to himself. Yeah, my main G.. he’s the best, most supportive friend, ever.*

“Shit. I don’t think I’ve ate anything all morning. May as well run & grab a pizza before I shower and attempt to be productive for the rest of this day.”

*Luke runs to his room, grabs a clean t shirt and shorts, throws on a hoodie, slips on his vans, grabs his wallet, and heads to the door.*

“Damn, the sun is bright as hell. I should have grabbed my shades.” Luke thinks to himself.

*walks into the pizza shop down the road from his flat.*

*a young man stands at the counter, patiently waiting for Luke to place his order.*

“Hi, I’ll have a meat deluxe pizza on thin crust. Thanks.”

“That will be 22.95, please.” replies the young man.

*Luke pays and stands to the side to wait for his pizza.*

“Large meat deluxe to go!” yells a lady at the counter.

*Luke walks to the counter, thanks the lady, and heads to the door. The aroma coming from the pizza in his hand making his mouth water. He walks quickly back to his flat, takes the steps three at a time, and unlocks his door. Hanging his keys up and slipping out of his shoes, he walks over to his couch, sits the pizza on the coffee table, & flips the box open.*

“Lord I’m starving!” He says to himself.

*Luke devours the pizza in minutes. The cheesy, greasy pizza quickly eases the queasiness of his stomach that the whiskey caused. He sits in silence for a few moments.. then realizes he hasn’t checked his Finsta (fake insta) in a couple of days & figures it couldn’t be no worse than the shit he saw this morning so may as well log in to see what’s going on, on that side of instagram.*

*Luke logs in to his Finsta account & starts scrolling. He only follows his close friends and family, as well as the Finsta accounts of his colleagues.*

“No crazy fan theories to be found, thank God!” he thinks to himself.

*keeps scrolling for a couple of minutes, only to realize Nic has shared a story to her private account.*

“Hmmm wonder what she’s shared. She has been so busy & rarely on her private account. Must be serious.”

*Luke opens the story, mouth hanging open. A weird sensation forms in his throat.*

“WTF? Are things getting this serious? That she’s posting Jake on her private account, a picture of him at the gym, obviously trying to show off?” fumes visible from the top of Luke’s head.

*annoyed, he tries to close out of the story, accidentally hitting the yellow heart emoji & sending it to Nicola’s messages.*

“Shit, shit, shit…. How do I remove this? Has she seen it yet? Damnit!”

*tries to remove message.. but notices quickly that the message shows “seen” *

“I can’t catch a damn break today.” Luke shakes his head. “I need a shower.”

*Luke grabs the pizza box and tosses it in the trash and heads towards the bathroom. Quickly stripping down to nothing but his boxers. He stands at the sink, brushes his teeth, then takes a good look in the mirror at his obvious hung over reflection.*

“What is wrong with you man? Why do you care about why Nicola shared Jake’s post. You’ve known about this guy for months. You encouraged her to go for it. What is your problem now?” Luke questions his reflection.

* “It’s those arms” the voice in his head answers. Shocked. His mouth hangs open with the realization. Is he seriously jealous? “No, no way.” *

*He shakes his head, trying desperately to shake that idea from his mind. There is no way in hell that he is jealous of Jake’s guns.. I mean arms.*

“SHIT!!!” he yells. “There is no way I’m jealous. I’ve got all this.” *he points to himself in the mirror, moving his finger all the way down, & back up.*

“And besides.. no need to be jealous.. Nic has praised my body on numerous occasions.”

*thinks proudly to himself, “Luke, why are you so hot?” smiles “Sir, it is illegal to have those arms.” mouth starts to water.. shakes head quickly “celebratory cinnamon roll” 👁️👄👁️ “we deserve it Lukey!”*

“WTF is wrong with me today? I am losing my mind.” Luke mumbles angrily.

*turns from sink, to start the shower, stops suddenly.. turns back to the sink & points to himself in the mirror.*

“Always remember, you were her fake boyfriend & now fake husband first. She fixed you cinnamon rolls after dry humping each other for 3 days, you gave her, her first fake orgasm, and you share a whole make believe child with one another. She praised your looks and even made you feel special for your child worthy drawing. You are sexy. You are talented. You are the best fake boyfriend/husband. You are the best work partner. You worked hard for that cinnamon roll.. and you have guns that would make other men jealous.”

*slowly puts finger down.. and looks down at his hand.. feeling a bit like a loser.. he shakes his head & turns, removing his boxers, and getting in the shower.*

*stepping out of the shower, feeling like a whole new man, Luke grabs his towel, wraps it around his waist, and heads to his room. He grabs a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt, quickly dresses, and heads back towards the bathroom to take back his towel.*

DING! 🛎️

*Luke hangs up his wet towel, grabs his phone, and heads to the couch to play a round of Fortnite*

*forgetting that his phone went off, it DINGS 🛎️ again**

*Luke looks down at his phone. The color draining from his face at the name appearing on his phone.*

Nic Coughlan, “So, you realize that you didn’t delete that heart quickly enough right? What’s that about? Don’t tell me you’re jealous. 😂”

rubbing his hand across his face & through his hair.. he thinks about how he’ll reply.. taking longer than he’d like.. he finally decides on how to reply.

“Tell Jake I said, SIR it’s ILLEGAL to have those arms! 😏” Luke replies with a sly smile.

Nic Coughlan: “😉”

*Luke sits his phone down, grabs his gaming controller, puts on his headset, and starts up Fortnite. A night gaming with the guys is just what he needs.*

STORY TIME WITH JESS OVER AT THE KOI POND

[chouettess]

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“Tom I don’t have the energy for this” you said while breathing out a sigh. Every single time you and your boyfriend Tom went out it always ended in an argument. “Oh yeah because it’s so draining to flirt with a bartender?” he said in a sarcastic tone. You were out at a bar, dancing and having a good time celebrating the victory of you and your boyfriend’s favorite hockey team, the New Jersey Devils. Drinking wasn’t much of an option in your life because your boyfriend would drink his weight every game, no matter the outcome, leaving you with a drunken boyfriend who had a knick for picking fights. This one time though, it was different. You hadn’t touched a drink all night until the bartender offered you a beer on the house. Originally you were going to say no but decided a free beer is a free beer and took it. Unfortunately for you, Tom had “caught” you and started screaming at the bartender and yourself, creating a scene that caused the both of you to get kicked out of the bar. “Tom I wasn’t flirting with anyone! I had one beer because the bartender offered a free drink gosh why is that so hard for you to understand?” You said trying to breathe but it felt more like you were forcing the air down before discarding it when you had your fix. “Fuckin Slut” Tom replied with a slur before falling face first onto your shared couch. You didn’t know what to do, hell you couldn’t even speak. Never in your 2 years of dating has he called you a slut, even when he was black out drunk. Tears threaten to spill from your eyes as you looked at the twenty something year old lying on the couch. “I can’t do this anymore” you whispered before grabbing a back pack and filling it with as many of your belonging as you could.

6 months later

“No, absolutely not.” you said to your friend Nicole. “Come on, it’s been 6 months and the most fun you’ve had was lunch with your mom” she begged. “Nicole I am not going to a bar” you said whilst shrugging. “Give me one good reason.” You sat on your bed cris crossed while thinking about it, and to be honest there wasn’t any reason why you shouldn’t be going to this bar. “Exactly, now get changed I’ll call an Uber in 20 minutes, we are getting drunk!!” She said stupidly while pulling you out of the bed.

You looked at yourself in the mirror, completely shocked. The past 6 months of your life felt like hell so you never really went out meaning there was no reason for you to dress up. Right now you were wearing a little black dress, black and sliver sparkling stilettos, a silver clutch, and your hair was curled and damnit you had to admit that you clean up nicely. “oh my” Nicole said as she walked behind you “marry me?” she said “shut up nic” you said while walking out of the door. “Whatever you say sexy” she said while giving your ass a slight smack.

As you walked into the bar the smell of liquor burned through your nose. The place was packed, people everywhere. “Nic I’m not so sure about this, it’s crazy full here” you said hesitantly hoping your brunette friend agreed and would head back to your apartment, knowing that wasn’t happening. “Nice try, let’s go get some drinks the bartenders hot” she said while grabbing your arm leading you through the crowd. As you both made it to the counter you decided to ask the bartender what all the craze was for, “Why’s it busy? The Devils won tonight and they came here for their victory of course” he said like it was obvious before handing you your drink. This intrigued you, causing your legs to move faster than your mind and begin walking around the bar completely ditching your friend. You had walked for maybe 30 seconds until you saw a group of men huddling around a game of beer pong but one caught your eye. The centre for the New Jersey Devils, Jack Hughes. His eyes were focused on the cup opposite to him and his fingers clasped around a small ping pong ball. He was very precise with his movements and as you had anticipated, he sunk the ball. “Oh come on” the man on the other side groaned before drinking the beer in the cup. Jacks eyes then flashed around the bar before landing on you looking up and down, his eyebrows raising slightly. You kept your cool before remember that it had been 6 months and you were no longer with Tom, meaning you deserved to have a little fun. You walked over to Jack, “staring is rude you know?” you said thinking it would cause him to choke up, unbeknownst to you he just stood there a smirk playing at his lips. “I’m Jack” he said “y/n” Oh you definitely deserved this.

A few months later

“He called me a slut, which is when I decided I couldn’t deal with it anymore” you said while Jack listened. You were currently laying your head in jacks lap telling him about your ex while he played with your hair. “And for six months I had no idea what to do with my life, but then I found you in that stupid bar” you said while looking up at the toothy grin splattered across his lips. “It was worth it for once, going through all of that to end up with you.” you said while sitting up and rubbing your palm against jacks cheek. Jacks gaze faltered to your lips before attaching them to his own.

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[queenpiranhadon]

Alright a few questions that I've asked the others. initiation timeee

Favourite HCH character[s]

Favourite panel of said character[s]

Thoughts/opinions on Nic

Any ocs or headcanons/theories for hch

God damnit it won’t let me do this-

Edit: Ugh finally it works- (I’m sorry Fuzzy I’ve been trying to answer this ask for weeks but Tumblr’s giving my bs)

Saph ✨

Opening panel of her kicking the door down 💅

He’s misunderstood- He’s just trying to understand a world he’s not apart of

Uhhh honestly not sure, I do think we’re going to get more info on Saph’s leg tho.

[thecount03]

I'm currently watching RuPaul and damnit

Queen Fang is on my mind now

I was debating having Nic being her name but no Nic as Fang's sister here still

I'm actually thinking Bandit to be her name now

Thoughts?

Also some tips from Tumblr Queens if it somehow gets to your circle would be appreciated

[pyropsychiccollector]

Makoto: You don't know true pain. (人◕ω◕)*** All these... these... squabbling girls. Fighting over the last shreds of my sanity. (人◕ω◕)***

Nagisa: ...

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;; Nope. I wouldn't know what you're going through. You have it... so hard... n___n;;;;;;;;;;

Makoto: Yes. You are more understanding than most, Nagisa-kun. It's been getting worse and worse these past few years. All these new girls showing up. New shenanigans to deal with. And I'm expected to defuse the conflicts when they come up, keep everything civilized... It's... It's... It's becoming too much, Nagisa-kun. I can't take it!!! (人◕ω◕)*** I mean, 100 girls?! When will they be satisfied?!?!?!

Nagisa: W-Well... I know that's just one gig, though... With that... Vergil guy? I mean, don't you have other contracts that are less... stressful? n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;

Makoto: Oh, sure!!! Remind me of my other obligations!!! Pyro saddles me with five or six girls normally... But even he is open to other "ships". Pyro does favors for Vergil all the time. It never ends!!! (人◕ω◕)*** Even 5-6 is a lot of women to satisfy, don't you understand?!?!

Nagisa: ...

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;;;; Wh-Why would I know what it's like to juggle several women...? Th-That's crazy...

Makoto: Yes!!!!!!!!! Crazy is what it is!!!!!!!!! I need a break. (人◕ω◕)*** This is where you come in, Nagisa-kun. I had Miu do something useful for once, and create a device that will allow me - us - to swap identities for a week.

Nagisa: ... Identities...? .___. Makoto-san, I don't feel comfortable-

Makoto: (人◕ω◕)*** Just trust me, damnit...!!! It doesn't do anything to our bodies. Like, swap our minds or whatever. ... That's way too obvious. Some of my... girlfriends... would know right away. (人◕ω◕)***

Nagisa: ... *sighs* So what does it... do? >_<

Makoto: I didn't bother listening to Miu's convoluted science-y explanation. But basically it showers us in particles that only we can see. To everyone else, you'll be "Makoto Naegi". And I'll be "Nagisa Shiota". (人◕ω◕) The particles last for a week, and then we go back to our... normal lives. Nobody will know about the swap, the particles are flawless~! \ (人◕ω◕) /

Nagisa: ... ;;;>____> Makoto-san, while this sounds thought out, I'm not sure you've considered that your... girls... might come onto me. And vice-versa.

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) I have thought about such an inevitability. The nice thing is that this week is studying for exams at Hope's Peak, which means that I've put in the usual paperwork for "no touching until exams are over". The girls don't like it when I put my foot down like that... however, they know that I care a lot about following their dreams, and they won't risk the chance to stay at Hope's Peak to goof off with me. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I mean, some members of my... harem... have gone so far as to make clauses in that paperwork that if anyone breaches it, and they get expelled from Hope's Peak, they won't get to continue a relationship with me. It's... very airtight. (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: ... Okay, fine, but Kunugigaoka isn't in the middle of exams right now... I don't think you're ready for my "usual daily life". ;;;>_____> You should probably swap with someone like... like Hajime-san...

Makoto: No!!!!!!!!!!! (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** *coughs* I mean. Swapping with Hajime would be no point. I'd still be at Hope's Peak. And I'm trying to get a break. You understand. (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: I r-really don't.... n___n;;;;;;;;; B-But if you're really insistent this is the only way...

Makoto: It is. (๑╹ω╹๑ )************* No one will think to look for me in another universe. It's. Perfect. \ (๑╹ω╹๑ ) /

Nagisa: ... I hope you don't regret this... n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

~*~

Makoto: Good, good... That fool Nagisa agreed to switch, just as planned. He thinks the particles will just wear off, but in truth...? They don't wear off unless I say they can wear off. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I'm never going back. Never. Now... how does Nagisa usually start his days...?

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) His mom seems nice. Nagisa-san was surely overexaggerating. He's just jealous my life is more hellish. I'll be fine.

Hiromi: Oh, Nagisa, sweetie~ I picked up a new dress that would just look adorable on you. Let's try it on before you go to school. (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Makoto: ... D... Dress? >_< Um... Mom... I'm... I'm a boy...?

Makoto: Q_______Q Wh-What is.... I can't... oh god, I'm gonna die....! *five minutes later, after getting his head bashed into the table for disobeying Hiromi, and forced into the dress...* ...

Hiromi: n.n I was spot on~ You look amazing~!

Makoto: ... Why does it feel like this was made for my height...? ._____. *thinks back to Nagisa* .... Oh yeah. We were about the same height, weren't we... Damn. @_____@*

Hiromi: Of course it was made for your height, sweetie. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) You should try wearing that, today.

Makoto: *scared to bring this up, given he's still got a bruised forehead* Q______Q D-Doesn't Kunugigaoka h-have a dress code, m-mom...?

Hiromi: ... Oh yeah. Well, it'll be here when you get home tonight. :3

Makoto: ................. *thinking about ways to run away from home without getting the cops or this crazy bitch after him* O-O-Okay, mom... n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

~*~

Nagisa: Makoto-san said exams are coming up, but he never said what to study... .______. *a tad underwhelmed by the walk from the dorms to the main campus; he's used to walking up and down a mountain* Well, the school's nice enough... I mean, Makoto-san was running away from the girls, apparently, but still...

Mukuro: *drops down to his side from a nearby tree* >_< Makoto-kun. Was one of the girls breaching the contract?

Nagisa: *perceived Mukuro up in the tree and just didn't say anything because he figured it was a part of Makoto's daily life* H-Huh...? Oh, um... no... Just thinking out loud. Sorry, Miss. n___n;;;;;;;;;;

Mukuro: *squints at "Makoto"* ... I usually surprise you more when I jump out like that... Are you sure you're alright?

Nagisa: **Oh, duh! Makoto-san doesn't have assassin training! Gah. I'm all over the place today...** n___n;;;;;;;; I-I'm fine, M-Miss. J-Just a lot on my mind...

Mukuro: ...

Nagisa: ...

Mukuro:...

Nagisa: ...

Mukuro: >_< I'm gonna take you to see Mikan, just in case.

Nagisa: Q____Q **Crap, crap, crap...! M-Makoto-san said these particle things would fool everyone, but still...! What if he's wrong?!** I, uh.... don't have the time, Miss...! I-I've gotta go!!! *barely pulls away from Mukuro moving to grab him, and he darts off without a destination in mind*

Mukuro: *chasing after him easily enough, but can tell Makoto's a lot faster than she remembered* >_<*** Makoto-kun, just come with me!! I promise Mikan-chan won't give you injections again!!

Nagisa: *isn't even listening as he runs into the small forests around/on campus and puts his parkour skills to good work* Q______Q This chick isn't Koro-sensei, and I can still tell she's good...! I'm almost curious if Mister Karasuma would be able to keep up with her...?! *runs over to a cliff without thinking, catches himself at the edge at the last minute and swerves a hard right*

Mukuro: >_<*** Makoto-ku...! *follows him to the edge of the cliff, but wasn't anticipating that hard right; she falls off into the nearby river*

Makoto: *just keeps running without looking back, knowing not to pity that girl* Q______Q

Mukuro: *coughs up water* ... Makoto-kun's been working out. >_<*** I'm gonna need backup on this one, apparently... *pulls out waterproof-cased phone and makes a call to Peko and Maki*

~*~

Makoto: *pant* *pant* >_<*** Why is their school all the way up on the mountain...? There's a perfectly good campus down there...! *still made it to the top...barely* If Aoi, Sakura, and Gozu-sensei weren't always hounding me about physical fitness, this walk would've killed me...! @____@***

Sugino: You okay, Nagisa? *lightly tossing a baseball into his gloved hand, having casually made the same trek* Ya look a little winded....

Makoto: H-Huh? @______@*** Oh. Um. Yeah. Totally fine. That walk's gonna be the toughest thing I have to do today, so...

Sugino: *squints at "Nagisa"* n___n That's funny. Mister Karasuma's unavailable to teach PE today, so we're stuck with Koro-sensei. Y'know how that worked out, before.

Makoto: Koro...sensei...? >_< Well, he can't be that bad. I've juggled 100 women. That's bad. >_______>

Sugino: *guffaws* 100 women.... Ooh, boy. Don't let Kayano-chan hear you say that~ Well, I'll see you inside, buddy! *walks on ahead*

Makoto: ... *stares after the boy with a twitchy eye* Why do I get the feeling I'm not gonna like this?

Makoto: ... ._________. This is Koro-sensei...? What... What is.... I don't even.... *managed to get to Nagisa's usual desk and sit down, but now he's mumbling incoherently*

Rio: *cocks head* What's up with Nagisa today? He's acting like it's his first day all over again.

Sugino: Beats me. He'd better get his head in the game soon, though! Karma sees him like this, he's in for Hell.

Rio: ... Why?

Sugino: Well, uh.... He mumbled something about juggling 100 women and that nothing would stack up to that. ;;;;;>_____> *he knows he just ratted "Nagisa" out, but better that Rio is on "Nagisa" than on him*

Rio: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Ohoho~...? 100 women, eh... And Kayano-chan thought I was dreaming too big when I said Nagisa could handle more~!

Kaede: What do you mean 100 women?!?!?! Are you poisoning his mind again, Rio?!?!?!

Rio: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) The heart wants what the heart wants, Kayano-chan~

Kaede: What part of no big boobs do you not understand?!?!?!?!?!

Rio: I dunno. Ask Nagisa-kun. (๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )

Makoto: *brain is glitching out from Kaede having Sayaka's voice, and Rio from having Natsumi's voice. ... Not to mention Koro-sensei is still writing stuff up on the board at Mach 20* Q_______Q It'll all be worth it... It'll all be worth it... It'll all be worth it..... *starts rocking back and forth*

~*~

*one week later*

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I changed my mind. I want my life back now.

Nagisa: Eh? But hasn't it been a week...? So won't the particles wear off, anyway? ._________.

Makoto: *ignores that* (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** You didn't tell me you were a psychopath, Nagisa-kun. Training to kill your.... "teacher". Yes. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** That guy's way more of a pervert than certain other people make me out to be. I am normal. NORMAL!!!!!!!!! (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: I did try to warn you... n___n;;;;;;;;; Despite your eccentric friends, you aren't really... the training sort....

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ )********* You should have tried to convince me harder!!! Your mom and your "best friend" treat you like a Barbie doll. Your "teacher" is too fast to comprehend. Your classmates are a barrel of monkeys. Those "main campus" pricks can go play in traffic. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I am never going back. Never.

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;; Th-That's fine, Makoto-san... Um, I should probably warn you-

Makoto: NO!!!!!!!! I am going to sit in my room for a while and think about how normal my world is. (๑╹ω╹๑ )********* You go away now.

Nagisa: B-But....

Makoto: You go away now!!!!!!!!! *forces Nagisa back through the portal* (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) *sighs as he plops down in his dorm room's office chair* Peace... quiet... solitude....

Mukuro: *climbs in through the window* Ready for training, Makoto-kun? *tilts head*

Makoto: Training?! (╬ಠ益ಠ) I thought I told you I wasn't built for that...?!

Mukuro: ... *tilts head to the other side* But... You've been training with us this week. You were doing pretty good, too.

Makoto: ...

Peko: *can be heard from outside the window* Don't put yourself down, Makoto-kun. We know you can take it now.

Maki: *huffs* Just get out here already, idiot.

Makoto: (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) Nagisa...!

[mlobsters]

supernatural s10e12 about a boy (w. adam glass)

oh i just noticed the episode title. is this where we get de-aged dean? lol not surprisingly i've seen that in fic a decent amount :P i didn't realize he looked so young in this episode

SAM Caught a case. Apparently something is taking people. And leaving their clothes. DEAN Hmm. About time this gig got an “R” rating.

meta snark?

SAM Look, I know you’re worried about the mark. DEAN Yes, Sam. I am. Between what I did to Charlie— SAM Charlie forgave you. How about you forgive yourself? DEAN Because I’m not exactly batting 1,000 here, you know? SAM Yeah, I do know that, but staying locked up in here, sitting on the ground reading the same lore books over and over and over again, it’s not helping you. You need to get back in the game for your own good. You can beat this, Dean. DEAN Do you really believe that? SAM Yeah, you’re damn right I believe that.

the words are there but i am not feeling it

DEAN You know, you also believed in the Easter bunny till you were 12. SAM No I didn’t. [SAM pauses] Look, I was 11. DEAN And a half. SAM And a half. Right.

little cute sibling bickering to help the medicine go down

it's hard for me take their conversations seriously when we swing into some goofy fucking music and plot shenanigans. i don't think it's just the edible talking that i've just been too aware they're Acting because the tone of their personal drama and the World Outside they have to deal with are clashing so hard.

and now we get this kid again for dean who is tiny but at least he's playing a more believable age (i looked it up after his appearance in s9e7, this episode he's supposed to be 14, 16 in s9e7)

snippet from my recap this show likes to swing from one extreme to another with the people playing the kids. first 18 year old dean here (who looks like he's in his 20s) with ~supposed~ 14 year old sam and now this kiddo playing dean is 18 but looks quite young and is.. 5'6.5". was looking at his imdb pictures at from about a boy (so he's next to sam) lol

dear lord i paused the episode because i wanted to look the young tina actress up because she reminds me of lara jean's friend in 'to all the boys i've loved before' (one of my favorite romcoms, fake dating hello and it's so sweet, good rewatch) and got completely sidetracked and decided to ramble about all that shit above

reminds me of her for good reason lol. but also she was fray on the magicians?? sad to say i completely forgot about that part. i've rewatched s1-2 a bunch more than s3. she was also in s11 of the xfiles of the re... revival? which i watched and have zero memory of other than that awful wig application they did on my beloved gillian

to all the boys i've loved before (2018) madeleine arthur as christine / the magicians s3e12 the fillorian candidate - madeleine arthur as fray

god, nic. stfu.

yes please show us sam getting unhinged over dean being missing

i feel for this little man having to act like jensen!dean. i can hear it! but it's still weird. habits i can sort of roll with due to affection for our regular dean are harder to swallow (the noisily eating kidnapper provided cake thing) with someone i don't have that builtin

TINA You know, before…I thought you were just another drunk. DEAN I prefer functional alcoholic.

ha ha. it's not funny because it's true

padalecki is doing a good job selling him being freaked out. damnit they used a sound that's totally a sound also used in x-files score arrrrgh

spn s10e12 / the x-files: fight the future (1998)

(because i know that movie so well i knew this sound was at least in scenes at the jiffy pop poppers and the big ship at the end)

flustered and flabbergasted sam is chef's kiss

the look down to his crotch made me laugh, gotta admit

SAM What? Don’t—Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Talk to me. DEAN Really, Sam? Now? I got no grass on the infield, and a girls’s gonna die. Sorry if I’m not in a chatty mood. Look, you wanted me back in the game. I’m back in the damn game.

truly living for the variety of faces padalecki is giving us

it's like watching a fic come to life. de-aged teenager dick problems and all

DEAN My voice is weird, and I’ve got like nine zits, and I have zero control over this. [DEAN gesturing to his crotch area.] I mean, it’s up. It’s down. It’s up for no reason. SAM That’s enough. Yeah, thanks. Uh [Clears throat] that's just called puberty.

crotch mentions: 2

SAM Wait a second. Are you saying you want to stay like this? DEAN No! No, but…if it’s between being a psycho rage monster/borderline demon or a teenager, well… SAM Really? DEAN Look, I’m not a fan, either, but…Sam, this is problem solved. And I’m still me. I can still hunt. I’m just, you know…dewier. SAM Okay, look, y-you have a point, kind of, but, dude— DEAN I know.

so i'm curious what, if anything, they had in mind there. but me, being the sap i am, was like. then sammy might die first 😭 (obviously not but still, that's where my brain was goin). could be taken in a variety of directions.

SAM Dean, I’m way too big to fit in that. DEAN First time you ever had to say that, huh?

crotch mentions: 3

SAM Big talk coming from the dude wearing underoos.

burn. and crotch mentions: 4

(god as ever, the musical score is just random mediocre hodgepodge. it makes me sad)

insert tiktok "i just a baby"

s10e12 / downton abbey s3e5 - lesley nicol as mrs patmore

omg mrs patmore can't get out of the kitchen 😭 woof. this keeps getting campier by the second.

did dean just burn the hex bag they need to turn the girl back? okay well i can see the appeal of starting over as it were, but looking that young and having no identity is a lot.

workin the beautiful lighting

DEAN Look, I know what you’re going to say, okay? But you were in deep. SAM I know. I know. You saved me, and you saved Tina, and…pulled a Dean Winchester. Thank you. DEAN Anytime. SAM Look, man… do I wish the mark was gone? Yes, of course. Absolutely, I do, but… I wanted you back. And now here you are, and you didn’t Hulk out, so… [SAM shrugs] I’ll take the win. As for the rest of it—the mark, everything else…we’ll figure it out. We always do. DEAN Damn right. Let’s get out here.

very sweet. dean being awkward about being thanked as expected

seriously truly unreasonably pleased at dean embracing the taylor swift song. i'm not a Fan or anything but i do like some of her music a lot. and shake it off is a fuckin banger and has one of the cutest videos ever. you can like all kinds of music! i don't care what motivated that decision behind the scenes, i'm tucking it in my pocket with a big fat smile

(after i watch her music video again for the hundredth time ;)

[nothinglikegod]

@livio-the-doublefang

Re: ◽

Nico came back during the darkest hour of morning, predictably drunk. It was easy to tell when he'd reached his limit because his steps became void of grace. Nic seemed to be in a constant state of falling when he was severely inebriated, though he rarely hit the ground. The Punisher was lucky enough to dance through most mistakes while making his way down tumbleweed streets and graffitied halls.

His shoulder thudded against the doorframe of their apartment as he searched his blazer for its keys. They weren't quiet and neither was his clumsy attempt to fit them in the lock. "God damnit," he murmured at the prolonged process of getting through a door that was rocking erratically back and forth. Trying to focus on one spot made him dizzy and by the time he'd opened the apartment, he was off-kilter.

Nic crashed into the corner of the kitchen table and cursed at its bite. Why was the place so damned dark? Livio couldn't leave the light on for him? He looked at the closed door of their bedroom and felt a pang of loneliness. It was stronger than the initial spark of anger that had threatened to rise. It put that spark out like a bucket of water pouring over a candle. He was angry about tonight, but he was dreading the endless tomorrows to come and mourning a world of yesterdays.

He worked his way along the length of the table, toward the bedroom. The doorknob felt familiar in his hand, but everything behind its turn had become alien. Uncomfortable and unfixable. He paused before pushing. Clenched his teeth and rested his forehead against the paint-chipped barrier separating him from his brother. "Vio." His voice was lower than usual; made deep by the scorch of whiskey and cigarettes. "Livi, you awake?"

[earako]

Contraversial oponion but Nic(holas) needs BOTH Glenn and Jodie because *they're basicslly the same person but on different extremes*

Hear me out

Both did shit that got them trapped, both of them feel the need to prove themselves to the others, and both just want Nick/Nicholas to be happy and healthy and damnit just let the kid have two dads-

[no-entry-system]

Trying to figure our what we want for breakfast after work is a pain :( Half the time we don't eat anything because we don't have the energy to make anything, can't decide because we have different ideas, or because we don't have enough money on us to justify getting anything :/

Anyways I haven't been able to go to the donut shop for a few days and I'm frustrated cause I just want a good old regular cake donut!!!!! Nic's saying we should go get a ready to bake meal from the store though since we pass it by on our way home from work because we need a few other things cause I used the rest of what we had yesterday morning for my breakfast sandwich

I'm probably gonna listen to him but damnit I just want a donut, it's been weeks :(

[fearless-beggar]

Me @ the writers seeing the interviews about 4x05

[trickstergoddess28]

Why do all the best smelling shampoos have sulfate in them? I can’t use that because I have colored bangs. Don’t even get me started on conditioners…. 😐

[wldbirds]

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[beachsekai]

prob late but happy birthday @nothing-but-luds !

@luds-art

have some of me favorite bois and gals from ya ;3

[nxcrofancy]