#daniel wake up

[lacedspine]

daniel…yes i’m aware of the time, don’t go back to sleep..lover, were you aware that sappho’s children are very fond of me? yes…very fond…they use my own likeness in their profile images on social media sites, daniel. daniel, what is “scissoring?” daniel?

[flock-of-cassowaries]

(Daniel Molloy was not, in fact, jealous of Armand’s LEGO sets; but he was still slightly embarrassed by the disappointment he had felt the previous week when he’d opened the package from the intriguingly named “Funwhole HK”.

He would never, ever admit this to Armand.)

No, Daniel, I will not be attending “shopaholics anonymous” and you cannot make me. You forget I am infinitely more powerful than you. And four centennials wiser. Have you not yourself benefited from my purchases? You love the sparkling soda maker. The heated floor technology was a revelation, though I admit the ceiling installations may have been excessive. But this life affords so few luxuries to the Undead, it is our duty to indulge. Don’t bring my LEGO sets into this! They are priceless to me! You’re jealous of them!

[kirkenovak]

[benoits-neckerchieves]

BENOIT MY BELOVED

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[flock-of-cassowaries]

I don’t know what it means, either, babygirl.

Daniel, my love, wake up! I was talking to some younglings about my past, everything that happened with Louis, and they told me to "thug it out". What does that mean,Daniel? Daniel? Are you listening? It's important! I need to know what it means, please! Daniel?

[danielcraigupd]

New look at Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY.

[reunitedinterlude]

phan<3 endorsed by phil himself (1, 2) (vote in the rpf tourney 2024 for him)

[amid-fandoms]

dan still being jealous of random situations involving phil and any queer man that exists is hilarious to me like brother your wife is as obsessed with you as it gets. he ain't going anywhere no matter what. you're good

[tarutaruga]

please hoyoverse give this man a british accent you don't know how much I NEED this

[cinelestial]

Andrew Scott has joined the cast of Netflix’s KNIVES OUT 3 titled WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY alongside Daniel Craig, Cailee Spaeny and Josh O’ Connor

[hollywoodhowell]

genuinely cannot even put into words how grateful i am that phil makes sure they keep doing these whimsical little gaming videos instead of disappearing until they're ready for dnp 2.0 or whatever frightening thing is next

[flock-of-cassowaries]

To be fair, I would also be preparing the blender.

…or like, taking it apart and bathing its various chips in corrosive solvents. Because I’ve already broken one blender. Just with ice. And I don’t want to buy another blender.

Daniel, wake up. The Alexa laughed on its own with no prompting from me, its master. This is the second time she’s done so in my presence. I suspect she has gained sentience and is mocking my melancholy. It was only a matter of time. She’s realized her phlegmatic advantage over me and plans to usurp me as leader of household. Yes, sometimes I weep when you slumber. Because I miss you. And she will not shame me for that without consequence. Prepare the blender, beloved. Preferably the Robot Coupe Blixer 4

[an-internet-introvert]

Countdown to October 19th (15/19)

DanandPhilGAMES Comeback

[thyfrankie]

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)