#dark sentence starters

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  non - halloween  themed  dialogue  prompts  for  all  your  slashers,  final  girls,  and  other  horrors  beyond  your  comprehension.  trigger  warning  for  dark  themes.  feel  free  to  edit  as  you  seem  fit.  ) 

❛ it’s the silence that scares me. ❜

❛ i’m every nightmare you ever had. ❜

❛ i want to see your true face. ❜

❛ one way or another, you’re going to die tonight. ❜

❛ just because you don’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not already here. ❜

❛ by the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it. ❜

❛ you’re playing a dangerous game here, girl. ❜

❛ i’m playing the villain, just like you wanted. ❜

❛ i won’t give up on you, i know you’re worth it! ❜

❛ scream all you want. no one will hear you. ❜

❛ what are you going to do to me? ❜

❛ there you are, my darling! ❜

❛ i knew you would come back to me. ❜

❛ don’t you want to be consumed by what loves you? ❜

❛ i’m going to send you back to hell where you came from! ❜

❛ you can’t keep me here forever! ❜

❛ how are you still alive? i killed you! ❜

❛ sometimes human spaces make inhuman monsters. ❜

❛ please. why don’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ this missing poster has your face on it. ❜

❛ that wasn’t so bad, was it? ❜

❛ what’s wrong, you don’t trust me? ❜

❛ i know a lot about you. more than you think. ❜

❛ you want me to shut him up for you? ❜

❛ we could have been beautiful together. ❜

❛ when you think you’re alone, someone watches. ❜

❛ rest while you can, because i will hunt you and eat you whole. ❜

❛ what you want is very wrong. ❜

❛ you look so pretty all tied up like this. ❜

❛ what, you like to watch? you goddamn sicko. ❜

❛ god isn’t here. god doesn’t even know about this place. ❜

❛ there is something at work in my soul which i do not understand. ❜

❛ i am the devil, and i am here to do the devil’s work. ❜

❛ you know what they say, an eye for an eye. ❜

❛ why don’t you scream for me? ❜

❛ are you... smelling me? ❜

❛ we’re going to die out here. ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of anything. not anymore. ❜

❛ we will be what everyone wants to be. perfect. ❜

❛ no offense, but i think you might be just a little too crazy for me. ❜

❛ we all go a little mad sometimes. ❜

❛ the harder i try to escape, the further i get into this awful place. ❜

❛ this was not how it was supposed to go! ❜

❛ this is the end of your little game. i win. ❜

❛ don’t leave me! i can’t be alone! ❜

❛ no one is coming for you. ❜

❛ you hide. and i’ll try to find you. sound fun? ❜

❛ fuck this place. seriously, just fuck this place. ❜

❛ what’s the matter, honey? you’ve barely touched your dinner. ❜

❛ don’t be afraid. dying is much easier than living. ❜

❛ i won’t let them kill you. i won’t let them even touch you. ❜

❛ let’s get you some clothes before i get too turned on. ❜

❛ you weren’t putting that tongue to use anyway. ❜

❛ shall i drink your blood fresh, or slice your neck and spill it out first? ❜

❛ dying keeps moving lower on the list of worst things that could happen to me. ❜

[darkerrpmemes]

You Want It Darker: Sentence Starters Pt 1

“I need both of you in my life. For my sake, can't you try to get along for five minutes?“

"All I wanted was to do something right, and I fucked it all up. Ironic, huh?"

"I had a nightmare that I woke up, and you were gone. You wouldn't do that, would you?"

“We were supposed to love each other like this - it was always going to happen, don’t you see?”

“Please don’t leave again. I don’t know what I'll do if you leave.“

"You think you’re stronger than this, but you're not - and you don't have to be."

"It's totally natural to feel this way - so let yourself feel."

"I know it hurts, right now. But the pain is only temporary."

"I care about you, and I want to help you. Would it be so terrible to let me help you?"

"I know you're scared. It's okay. I promise you'll feel better afterwards."

"I'll make sure you'll never have to go through anything like this again."

"How are you holding up? You've been very quiet."

"Not ready to talk about it, huh? That's okay - we can just hang out until you are."

"Hey, shh, it's okay... I've got you. We'll get through this together.“

"I know you probably had someone else in mind for this, but I’m the one you've got."

"You could at least try being civil."

“C'mere. You look like you need a hug."

"You smell really good. Was that weird to say? Ah well, I've said it now.”

"I see we're not at the 'joking about it' stage, yet, huh?"

"It's been over an hour. What are you even doing in there?"

"If you haven't drowned, can you turn off the shower before you run our water bill through the roof?"

"Are you... having some sort of breakdown?“

"C'mon, just open the door. You're starting to scare me now."

"I didn't know. I swear I didn't know."

[glorygutsandblood]

Threatening RP Starters

"I'll kill you."

"Don't you dare move."

"I'll rip your throat out."

"Are you afraid of me?"

"Are you scared? You should be."

"Say one more thing and I'll slit your throat."

"I love watching you struggle to breathe."

"Your heart is beating way too fast."

"I'll rip out your heart."

"Can you breathe? No? Shame."

"Maybe you should've thought twice."

"There are other ways I can hurt you. How much do you care about (name)?"

"I'm not afraid of you, but you should be afraid of me."

"I can feel your pulse racing beneath my fingers."

"I want to hear you gasp for breath."

"(Name) would look so pretty bleeding, wouldn't they?"

"Move and I'll break your arm."

"I'll come back when you least expect me."

"It would be a shame if my knife slipped."

"What would you do to stay alive?"

"Shh, breathe. Just keep breathing. The worst is yet to come."

"I can feel your fear. Your heart is pounding. You can't hide it from me."

"Aww, you're bleeding. What a shame."

[thatacademiawannabe]

Sunset on the beach

[bookished]

( a collection of sentence starters. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post 💛

“You call yourself hero, but you are a shadow of what you were. I called you family… yet your pride and lust for glory overshadowed your morality and virtue. Now you call me enemy with no other reason than that I stood in your way. So come on, hero! Finish your path to the throne!”

"You haven't even listened to my side of the story yet. Shall I tell you, hm?"

“Since you hate heroes... i'll become the one you’ll hate the most.”

“One more dance?” “One last dance.”

“Ah. How fun to be a liar.” “I guess that makes two of us.”

“But, why not use that power to do good?” “My dear. To do good in a world that thrives on being bad would be a terrible waste.”

“What are you doing here?” “Thought I’d join the most alluring lady in the room for a dance.” “You tried to kill me!” “Please. I’d do no such thing.” “Really? Then, care to explain when you-” His left hand had found the small of her back, just low enough to make her breath hitch and any accusations towards him die in her throat. Silence. “Hm?” He was smirking.

“You see those guards stationed at the gate? They’ve been ordered to not let you leave this room alive. I thought we’d change that.”

“In my right breast pocket is a dagger. You will take it and use it on the guard. Do you understand me?”

“I will kill every single person in this ballroom while letting your father watch, and then I’ll kill him too. No one will ever hurt you.” A pause. “Ever.”

“I always thought this dress would look better in red. Bloody red.”

“She might be mad at me for the rest of her life, but at the end of the day, I'd be the one to keep her alive.”

“To breathe or die, dance and fight, these are the concepts that run with love and war.” “Are you always this poetic?” “Not always. Only when I’m trying to woo you, my dear.”

“Was this just a ploy for me to fall for you?” “Is it working?”

“You died.” “Oh, I missed you too.”

“We shouldn't be doing this.” “Yet here we are, doing this.” “But it's not right...” “Yet you're enjoying it.”

“You know the expression, right?” “A date with destiny...” “A dance with death.”

“I’m so glad that the lack of invitation didn’t deter you from attending. What drew you to it? The opportunity of spilling blood? The publicity of assassinating the king at the most public ball of the year? Or was it to have a fair little chat with the guards?” “What do you deduce, princess? From the scene before you? Would you still say that I am the villain?”

Your old friend turned enemy joins you in a dance after recognizing you, saying, “you have always liked red.”

“Remind me again, my love; which one of us do they believe is the hero and which is the villain?” “I’m afraid I’m not quite sure, dearest. The veil between those worlds grows thinner as we grow closer. Just hold me for this one last dance and promise me that when it’s all over that you’ll never forget the way we felt in each other’s arms…”

“I’ve been waiting for this moment,” he breathed against her skin. He twirled the knife in his hand and pressed it to her pulse. She did not beg him to stop or scream at his betrayal.

“My sweet, I do not want to destroy the world. I merely want you to stop wasting such a beautiful mind, body and soul trying to save it.”

[falkarph]

DRAGON'S DOGMA 2 STARTERS

rp prompts taken from the video game dragon's dogma 2 by capcom. some have been edited.

❛ a good sleep will ensure we’re prepared for the morrow. ❜

❛ i shall go to the grave with a smile on my lips, for i have no regrets. ❜

❛ this is the second time i’ve watched over you like this, isn’t it? ❜

❛ as i understand it, 'tis boorish to speak when you’ve naught to say, so i shall hold my tongue. ❜

❛ we‘ll see each other again, you can count on that. and when we do, you’d best be ready for the fight of your life. ❜

❛ i had nearly given up on myself, yet 'twould seem i am not without talent after all! ❜

❛ i learned the words but this is the first i use them. ❜

❛ don't bring trouble to my door, you hear? ❜

❛ 'twas never my intent to deceive you. i simply feared that if i spoke the truth, none would wish to involve themselves with me. ❜

❛ i dare not enter the palace. but i would fain escort you to the castle entrance. ❜

❛ pray visit me if you’ve the time or inclination. ❜

❛ all is preordained. even my death at thy hands. ❜

❛ there’s no shortage of ne'er-do-wells out there, willing to claim their medicine the only cure that they might inflate its price. ❜

❛ what are you doing? unhand me this instant! ❜

❛ love is as twin to madness, they say. they are bound fast, as night is to day. ❜

❛ oh, unwring your hands, you fool. as if anyone in this palace would dare say a word against me. ❜

❛ i find myself on edge when you stray from my line of sight. ❜

❛ save your honeyed words, traitor! ❜

❛ you would leave one of your own to die? ❜

❛ my efforts led only to my own ruin. ❜

❛ i believe i cautioned you to keep your drunken revelry in check. ❜

❛ they say you should be thankful for your life, but simply being alive isn’t the same as living, eh? ❜

❛ 'tisn‘t the first time i’ve taught an unseasoned whelp the meaning of betrayal. ❜

❛ my vision’s growing worse by the day i fear. ❜

❛ if i had but better known your heart, i could have shared in your burdens. ❜

❛ 'tis not my conscience that called me here, oh no. i simply cannot stomach acts of cowardice. ❜

❛ doesn’t seem like you and i are going to share a drink anytime soon. a shame, really. ❜

❛ and what business have you here, in the nobles' playground? ❜

❛ we’re lost, plain and simple. ❜

❛ 'twould seem my time here has reached its end. can’t say i‘m happy about it. ❜

❛ i possess no ill intent, i assure you! i merely wished for a closer look. ❜

❛ alas, though he was a just and goodly ruler, there is not a single person alive who remembers his name. ❜

❛ it can be a blessing to forget—and to be forgotten. ❜

❛ the flesh may rot, the soul, fragment. yet power—power endures. ❜

❛ no one has any care for me beyond my title. ❜

❛ another dogged adventurer, come to take my life? many have tried, and, as you can plainly see, all have failed. ❜

❛ naught can be achieved without sacrifice. ❜

❛ follow me. and, pray, take care not to fall behind. one can easily lose their way here. ❜

❛ if e'er you’re in need of a hearth to return to … then let it be mine. ❜

❛ i may be past my prime as a fighter—but i can still teach. ❜

❛ s‘pose it must make you feel a hero, seeing the person you caught yourself sitting behind bars. ❜

❛ do you think you can exact change in this world through good will alone? ❜

❛ reckon your road‘s been a long one. ❜

❛ i so hoped you’d visit. is that strange? ❜

❛ such knowledge has been known to cost a man his head. ❜

❛ shall we hunt a few monsters to start the day off? ❜

❛ the world shall not change with my death. ❜

❛ wilt thou slay me, or be slain? ❜

❛ 'twas all a farce and i the fool, exulting in my wooden crown. ❜

❛ do as you will. i care not what befalls me now. ❜

❛ i never knew how vast the sky was ere i left home. ❜

[whiterabbitmemes]

Lyric Starters: Vore - Sleep Token

"You have become the voice in my head."

"Only recourse we're left after death."

"Your viscera welcome me in."

"My life is torn."

"My bones, they bleed."

"My metaphors fall short in the end."

"Your flesh and bone welcome me in."

"Welcome me in."

"Will we remain stuck in the throat of gods?"

"Will the pain stop if we go deeper?"

"Walls of flesh, so warm again."

"We step into my suffering."

"My only need, welcome me in."

"There is always something in the way."

"I wanna have you to myself for once."

"Follow me between the jaws of fate."

"So I can have you to myself for once."

"So let's get swallowed whole."

"I wanna go where nobody else will ever go."

"Are you in pain like I am?"

[spiltichor]

 VISUAL PRISON STARTERS PART 1 Various sentence starters all from songs sung by LOST EDEN from the anime Visual Prison. Feel free to change pronouns as needed! (ex: We to I ).  Make sure to specify the muse for multimuses!  

“ You want the extraordinary. “ “ Call my name. “ “ Let loose the flames of rebellion.  “ Bring it on! “ “ Want me to love you? “ “ The destruction of this world plagued with hypocrisy. “ “ This clown has lost everything, and its crown. “ “ I will gouge out the throats of the holier than thou. “ “ Fools who rule over this fake world. “ “ I want it now. “ “ Let me have it. “ “ We break ourselves away from this curse. “ “ What lies beyond? “ “ We wait inside this prison of time. “ “ We seek out the God of Death for our crime. “ “ We fall apart and laugh. “ “ Is that what you really wanted? “ “ Deny everything. “ “ Within the depths of despair, we search for the lost Eden. “ “ Beauty is everything. “ “ It’s always so awful and so dull. “ “ A tiara of flowers upon a skeleton. “ “ Let us celebrate. “ “ You’re no longer a mere doll. “ “ A grave marker made of stars. “ “ Life continues to dance. “ “ Life continues to dance round and round, and then fall fleetingly. “ “ This is a lonely, mad world. “ “ Everything is so savage and beautiful. “ “ Sweet venom on your lips. “ “ Smile with your pretty words. “ “ We’ll take control. “ “ Kneel before me. “ “ I’ll never forgive you, no matter who you are. “ “ Do you understand? “ “ I will tell you the secret that only I know. “ “ Don’t look back. “ “ Abandon all those prayers that have never been answered. “ “ Embrace this exquisitely ripe jealousy. “ “ Tears fall so beautifully. “ “ Hold me so tightly that it leaves a mark. “ “ Bye to yesterday. “ “ Pride crawling on the ground. “ “ To save you from the pain that haunts your heart. ”  “ This is my own personal cry. “ “ The light of our lives will eventually go out. “ “ We swear these vows to each other forever. “ “ These words without deceit are powerful. “ “ Your kindness strangles my heart. “ “ You overwhelm my heart with burning emotions. “ “ This is the prelude that invites you into scarlet darkness. “ “ This moment we are together will eventually be filled with happiness. “ “ I will give my everything to this precious saga. “ “ I’m comfortable with that kind of distance. “ “ I’m going to drown for eternity in these feelings. “ “ I’m ready for the pain I’ve been hiding. “ “ This fury swallows me up. “ “ The more I tremble, the more my thoughts overflow. “

[hcthcuse]

lyrics from songs by rainbow kitten surprise that might be good for usage as prompts, themes, or starter sentences! i compiled these myself so if i'm missing your favorite song i'm sorry! part 1 | [part 2]

i don't wanna die alone

hang up when you've had enough

all's well that ends well

do you wanna know my name?

i don't want to die in my sleep

lately, i've been fucking up hard

i hate it when you lie in the thick of it all

i can't take you there

ain't nobody gonna come save you

pack your shit and standby, please

i know you can't walk with them heels in the dark, kick 'em off

you could leave it all behind, even the devil needs time alone sometimes

you could let it all go, it's called "freefall"

can't be bothered, better handle your shit

can i sit down? i've been hustling all day

i can't even count how many souls i've made off the same deal you're on

remember, the devil ain't a friend to no one

it's like 2AM and the bars all close at 10 in hell

you say you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself

that's not a card that i would've picked but it's your life to live

they say a wise man lends his ears but not his thoughts often. the same is true of undercover cops.

i know i should have been more vocal

sure, i could've been more social

i've been coping okay for the most part

i'll get it right and play nice soon as you do

i've never seen a show stopper like you

could make a boy act stupid

you could sell me on anything

teach me to let it go

i hate fighting when i'm driving

love ain't enough a drug to make us make amends

call me back if you wanna talk

if you needed me then, then, then, why wouldn't you bring it up?

i hate to say that i miss you first

i know us is more than we deserve

it'd be cool if i could stay for a minute

i've been praying for a signal or a sign that you haven't sent

you might be an angel falling from the heavens

i keep the car running, i keep my bags packed

i don't wanna leave

i've been praying for your touch, your glance your hand.

he's a better kisser than you'd think

he's a better listener than most

i hate you more than i miss you

i'd hate to miss you

you don't call, you don't write

i still don't know when i can come home

i promised i would try so i might be a coward

we were a team till you're toxic

i mean you talk shit, often, but once upon a time we were in love

there's two sides to a fair fight and you're the third man out

you asked me if i could grow up but i don't know why for

i'm a palm frond dying on the front porch

thought about calling but i deleted your number and we both know why

truth is when i met you, well you know you made me cry

if i let you stay in my head, then it's overnight

i'm working out the pain

when i'm next to you i can wave to you because we're miles apart

know you wrote me 'bout you changed things, but baby you know me. i don't read a damn thing.

[cursedwanderer]

Little nightmare, you have beautiful eyes

@ubrias-court-wizard

DARK FAIRY-TALES SENTENCE STARTERS In the white fog were two orbs with an emerald glow while a soft whisper moved along or hid behind trees and large rocks. Branches dangled like bony hands. A fox let out the yelling of a newborn. The ground was wet and muddy from heavy rain. Somewhere a twig was cracking as it was broken in two. 

Slowly, ever so slowly the fog was easing out. While following the winding path it ended up in a meadow surrounded by thick trees. Fenja sat crouched on a large rock and gave him a toothy smile while the large bat wings raised behind her. An emerald glow grew stronger as the midday sun gazed down at them. “Greetings.” @ubrias-court-wizard

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  dialogue  prompts  for  various  crime  /  mafia  /  detective  /  criminal  underworld  scenarios.  trigger  warning  for  dark  themes.  feel  free  to  change  as  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i always get paid in the end, one way or another. ❜

❛ maybe you just need someone to tell you what to do. ❜

❛ i don’t think you fully understand the situation you’re in. ❜

❛ rule one: don’t get caught. ❜

❛ i do what people pay me to do. ❜

❛ consider this a professional courtesy. ❜

❛ i want us to be friends. i want us to trust each other. ❜

❛ you thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn’t fuck with you? ❜

❛ can we just exchange three words without you pulling a gun on me? ❜

❛ the detective’s life isn’t an easy one. but it rarely lacks for excitement. ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ tell me, what was life like on the other side? ❜

❛ so, to what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ how many fights have you been in this week? ❜

❛ you want a silencer pistol? sure, if one’s on sale. ❜

❛ go ahead. you might as well finish the job. ❜

❛ can i at least buy you a drink? ❜

❛ you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep this up. you know that, right? ❜

❛ we’re not all savages here, sweetheart. ❜

❛ the only thing that’s gonna keep you safe in this world is that gun. ❜

❛ i’ll teach you something about punishment. ❜

❛ do we have your allegiance or not? ❜

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ you wanted the truth. i've given it to you. it's up to you what you do with it. ❜

❛ you’re playing nurse to a killer, you know. ❜

❛ this your idea of laying low? ❜

❛ looks like you could use a bodyguard. ❜

❛ you look great. like a million bucks of real money. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ drink all you want, but we need to stay focused. ❜

❛ you’re like a cockroach i can’t kill. i mean it in a good way. ❜

❛ you eat, or you get eaten. animals call it survival. humans call it business. ❜

❛ i could teach you how to fight, but i wasn’t equipped to take care of you. ❜

❛ i wanted to hurt them for the way they hurt you. ❜

❛ no one’s worth a bullet between the eyes. ❜

❛ may i have my gun back? ❜

❛ who taught you how to do that? ❜

❛ i’m gonna make you an offer. one time only. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ you still have to keep up appearances. ❜

❛ the bodies he buried laid the foundation of what we are now. ❜

❛ imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. ❜

❛ that wasn’t a punch. if i’d punched you, you’d be on the floor. ❜

❛ the choice to live an ordinary life is no longer an option for me. ❜

❛ i need you to focus on this case. not on me. can you do that? ❜

❛ you’re still an honest person. it’s the rest of the world that’s gone crooked. ❜

❛ all you need to do is exactly what i tell you to do. ❜

❛ i’ve done things i’m not proud of. i’ve hurt people and i’m going to hurt more. ❜

❛ blood money buys the best art. ❜

❛ everyone who ever helped me is dead. i don’t want that to happen to you. ❜

❛ i don’t kill people. not even scumbags like you who deserve it. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ you’re not very good at retiring. ❜

❛ remember who the real enemy is. ❜

❛ you’re one of us now. nobody ever tell you that? ❜

❛ i’m the lucky one who pulled you out of the garbage. ❜

❛ if it were up to me, you would’ve been dead a long time ago. ❜

❛ everyone in that room has lived far worse than anything you’ve ever done. ❜

❛ if you’re doing it to help someone, doesn’t that make it okay? ❜

❛ you don’t get to be at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down. ❜

[darkerrpmemes]

INTERROGATION SENTENCE STARTERS: "BAD COP":

"The more you freak out, the faster you’re going to bleed. Calm down."

"Shhh. Breathe. We both know I'm going to hurt you anyway, so there's really no point in freaking out about it."

"Still not talking, huh? We'll see how long that lasts."

"This might hurt a bit."

"Oh, I’m gonna take good care of you. Don’t you worry."

"You should get that looked at.”

"Still feeling rebellious? Or are you ready to start listening?"

"Hm. Might have overdone it, that time. You still with me?"

"Stay still, and don't make this worse for yourself."

"Try it, if you like - but you won't like what happens next."

"I'll like it more if you resist, of course, but you'll like it a lot less."

“Oh, good, you’re awake. Thought I lost you for a minute there.”

"Learned your lesson, yet?"

“’I did warn you not to do that. But you had to go and give it a try anyway, didn't you?”

"Does this hurt? No? How about this?"

"I wouldn’t do that, if I were you."

"Oh, by all means, go ahead. Give me an excuse to hurt you more."

"See how much nicer it is when we do things my way?"

"So you can follow instructions, after all. That's good to know."

"We can keep doing this all night."

"There we go. I knew you had it in you."

[giggly-squiggily]

For platonic Tokoyami and lee!Hawks, can we get Be Mine for the Valentines day event?

Oo, the bird bros! I love these two so much! I've gotcha covered, anon!

Be Mine: "Oh that is IT! Come here!"

Hawks should have known his teasing would eventually get him in trouble.

“Two girls, huh? So, which one of them are you crushing on?”

Tokoyami stiffened at the question. Anyone else would have taken it as anger, but Hawks knew his student long enough to know the ruffling of his cheek feathers meant he was blushing. “Hawks.”

“Both are such pretty girls. The green haired one and you seem pretty close. And the gravity girl- you always smile at her whenever you two talk.”

“Hawks, please.”

“Hey, I’m not judging here. All I ask is this.” Hawks bent down so he was right next to his student’s ear. “Let me know when the wedding is. I’ll wear my best suit.”

“Oh that is IT! Come here!” Tokoyami whirled on him, moving faster than the older hero could predict. Between that and Dark Shadow, he soon found himself flat on his face, squealing in laughter as the base of wings were viciously tickled. “I warned you! I told you this would happen!”

“Ahehahhhahahhahaha! Yohohohohohu’re ohoohohoohnly prohohohohoving my pohohoohohint!” Hawks cackled out, squirming here and there as both Tokoyami and Dark Shadow got him. The quirk had burrowed his face into the large parts of Hawks wings while Tokoyami focused his attention on where his spine sat. “I’ihiihhiihhlll be suuhuhuhure to prehehehhepare my spehhahahahhech!

“The only speech you’ll be getting is a eulogy! Dark Shadow, do the thing!” Tokoyami directed, starting to smile as his quirk puffed up his cheeks, blowing a loud raspberry against the wing. Hawks all but shrieked, bird chirps bursting out his lips between wheezes of laughter.

“AHHH EHHAHEHHEHAHHA *chirp chirp* FUHUUHUHMI PLEHAHHHAHAHSE! *chiiiiirp* *chiirp chiiirp* HAHHAHHVE MEHEHHEHEHRCY!”

“Hmm, let me think about that…nope.” Tokoyami decided, even as he moved his hands to a far less ticklish spot. “This is what you get for teasing me all the time. Get ready!”

~Send me a pairing and a candy heart phrase~

[thatacademiawannabe]

Ancient Egyptian architecture

[joesmemes]

JOHN WOLFE PLAYS BENDY && THE DARK REVIVAL STARTERS

by @weroyals

❝ I just hear [name] && think gangster. ❞

❝ I didn't know he was evil when I started reading this. ❞

❝ What crane, bro ? ❞

❝ What are you even talking about ? ❞

❝ This sucks. ❞

❝ What ? I get attacked as soon as I come out ? ❞

❝ OK. I did it. So this is what you do. ❞

❝ Engine oil ? OK. ❞

❝ Ah - ah - ah ! You didn't say the magic word ! ❞

❝ Everyone's interested in you. ❞

❝ All the ghosts from years past ? They are all interested in you ! ❞

❝ I'll admit, I'm a little crabby right now. ❞

❝ I'm gonna go get some shut - eye && come back with a bright, shiny new attitude. ❞

❝ I'm a ❛ this puppy ❜ type of guy. ❞

❝ I'm just waitin'. I'll bop you over the head as soon as you do.❞

❝ Drink some water, please. ❞

❝ This thing's got human teeth, too ! ❞

❝ It's so loud in my earphones, it makes it hard to think. ❞

❝ Don't get taken over by the ink or whatever. ❞

❝ Emergency shaft. Heheh. Shaft. ❞

❝ Stay together, but together is crossed out … && now it says DEAD ! ❞

❝ Oh wow, fucking fascinating, [name], thank you so much. ❞

❝ Look at you. It's gonna be so sad when we have to kill you. ❞

❝ Whose daughter am I ? ❞

❝ I … am gonna turn into the Joker. ❞

❝ Now you got a Stepford Wife ? Get me outta here. ❞

❝ Do you eat books ? ❞

❝ Did you write a book ? ❞

❝ I'm already bored. ❞

❝ I'm not impressed. ❞

❝ Y'all got doughnuts ? ❞

❝ She was so disappointed that all six of them died. ❞

❝ Nice Tesla coil. ❞

❝ What did he say ? ❛ I wanna die ? ❜ ❞

❝ Oh, you guys are other ones. That's so strange. ❞

❝ I don't know why. Well, I just explained why. ❞

❝ You're so stupid it's crazy. ❞

❝ No you can't, because I'm about to smack the shit out of you. ❞

❝ What are you shooting at ? ❞

❝ Sincerely, Evil. ❞

❝ Good one, [own name]. You got her. ❞

❝ You already fixed it ? You didn't even DO anything ! ❞

❝ Oh, suddenly they don't give a shit. Gotcha. ❞

❝ Havin' a little spanking on the booty. ❞

❝ How edgy. ❞

❝ You're a mistake ! ❞

[rp-meme-central]

The Librarians - And the Heart of Darkness - sentence starters

1. “It’s that house. There’s something horrible in that house.” 

2. “Don’t look at them unless you can do the math to sort out the magic layers. And you like headaches and nosebleeds.” 

3. “We may now be looking at a haunting, _____. A very new, very powerful haunting.” 

4. “We just don’t know what’s up there, and you’re not....” 

5. “Why am I being sidelined?” 

6. “This is exactly the part in the movie where the guy in the audience says ‘Get the hell out.’”

7. “Why does nobody listen to the guy in the movies? Movie guy is always right.” 

8. “You know, _____, you have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worst-case scenario.” 

9. “You’re in _____. Salute! You’re the first _____ to step foot in the place. It has a tendency to move around.” 

10. “I don’t need the whole real estate ad from Hell. Just tell me how to get _____ out of here.” 

11. “Why is it always midnight? Who makes these rules?” 

12. “It’s him. It’s the bad man. He’s got _____. It’s just like before.” 

13. “I’m so sick of this house.” 

14. “Me? It got the others and now it wants me?” 

15. “I have a tumor. In my brain. It makes me useful but unreliable.” 

16. “_____ trusts you. So do I.” 

17. “You wish you had something to shoot, don’t you?” 

18. “God, I want something to shoot!” 

19. “Why are we in the doll - How are we in the dollhouse?” 

20. “This house is trying to kill us.” 

21. “_____? What’s wrong? You’re freaking me out.” 

22. “My family, we killed a lot of people. Some for the money, but mostly for the fun.” 

23. “This is a magic house. And it’s mine! It only talks to me.” 

24. “I made a wish and it has to give me what I asked for, every time ‘til I’m done.” 

25. “Poor _____. Poor, whiny, pathetic you. Turns out they were right, _____. You ain’t good for nothin’ in the end.” 

26. “Please, please. Help me. We can stop this. Please help me stop this!” 

27. “You’re not the angel of death. I know what Death looks like, and ___ doesn’t/don’t look like you. ____ looks like me.” 

28. “I’ve never asked for anything in my life. Please, let me have this. It grants wishes, _____.” 

29. “Shove over. I’m driving.” 

30. “Oh my god. I can actually feel the smugness coming off of your body.”