#david is literally the best dad fight me

[pucksandpower]

Lance Stroll x Wolff!Reader - Social Media AU

y/nwolff

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y/nwolff went into quarantine as a girlfriend and proud owner of a pet rock, leaving quarantine as a fiancée and proud mom to our fur baby

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lance_stroll can we just stay here? i don’t want to share you with the rest of the world again

y/nwolff no can do, the season is starting back up again soon

lance_stroll i’ll quit. it’s not like either of us really has to work if we don’t want to

y/nwolff but you love racing

lance_stroll i love you more though

y/nwolff i like seeing you in your race suit too much to let you stop

lance_stroll promise to be at every race?

y/nwolff you know i always am ❤️

estebanocon i can’t wait to meet estie bestie jr

lance_stroll for the last time, we didn’t name our dog after you

estebanocon says who?

y/nwolff literally us

estebanocon that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read

f1wagupdates the best quarantine glow up 😍

vogueitalia

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vogueitalia Love, luxury, and a union of dynasties! Elegance and style met in true fairytale fashion for Lance Stroll and Y/N Wolff’s breathtaking wedding. Explore their glamorous weekend affair on the Amalfi Coast in a Vogue Italia exclusive.

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dancestroll this just called me poor in a hundred different languages 😭

f1wagupdates the only royal wedding that matters

bigbadwolff the photo of toto tearing up as he walked y/n down the aisle 🥺

lightsoutlance i don’t care what anyone says, toto and lawrence would do (and have done) anything for their kids and it’s adorable

astonmartinf1

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astonmartinf1 *David Attenborough voice*

Here we see the Wolff casually Stroll-ing around her natural habitat

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lance_stroll yowza 🤩

y/nwolffstroll you use social media like a middle-aged dad

lance_stroll you can just call me “daddy” 😉

y/nwolffstroll please never say that again

lance_stroll i instantly regretted it the moment i hit post 😬

y/nwolffstroll admin deserves a raise

astonmartinf1 thank you! feel free to tell your father-in-law that 🫣

mercedesamgf1 independent fact-checkers say this is false. her natural habitat is our garage

astonmartinf1 fight us for her then

mercedesamgf1 time and place?

y/nwolffstroll both teams get me equally and if you can’t accept that then i will have no choice but to start cheering for red bull

astonmartinf1 fine … we’ll be civil

mercedesamgf1 the enemy of our enemy is our friend 🤝

[hotchfiles]

❝ ['CUZ YOU'RE A NATURAL] ❞ — a in this house of mine prequel ; MDNI!

pairing: aaron hotchner x rossi!reader. summary: not having a crush on your dad's friend and co-worker should be rule number one. but what are rules when said friend is aaron hotchner? content warnings: this is suggestive at best. foul language? still let's go with MDNI! age-gap flirting. word count: 1k. a/n: might do a pt.2, i just needed to get this out of my brain.

He’s just pretending not to notice it at this point, which isn’t easy coming from a person who notices everything. Coming from the man who helped build the unit that literally analyzes people for a living. 

Granted he wasn’t the most present of fathers and he wasn’t even sure if your mother was his second or third ex-wife anymore, but he knew human behavior, and human behavior clearly showed there was no reason for you to be there, “Kid, I’m sure you hate sports of any kind.” David comments, observing as you make sure Jack’s shoes are tight and won’t get in his way. 

“Well dear father, actually, I was a cheerleader for my last three high school years. And the first two college ones.” He knows that, and you know he knows it, but your best way out of the mess you were purposefully getting into right now was to appeal to the guilt you knew he still had from not being around much. “Base of the pyramid, very important, sporty, love sports.” You noticed you were going on for too long and shut your yapper.

Lucky for you Aaron didn’t seem to mind the two of you discussing, busy watching his baby boy with the most sweetest look on his face, he looks ethereal, his smile the most enchanting you’ve ever seen. 

You can feel your father’s glance going from you to Aaron slowly, he’s observing, analyzing but trying hard to ignore the signs. The signs that you weren’t there for some dad and daughter bonding.

Unless the dad in question was Hotchner.

The sole reason you had put yourself in short rounded skirt, sports short underneath, gym sneakers and shirt, and an old baseball cap to make it look like it wasn't so out of the norm for you to be at an event like that. It was. Your dad was right, you didn't like sports, you liked cheer squad and the parties and the players, not the game. But you had your eyes set on the coach today which is why you were there instead of working on your masters' assignments.

You couldn't even pretend to know what was going on, if it was football you had some experience from watching and hearing past flings talk about it, but soccer? You could only cheer for Jack and bicker with the soccer moms around as they talked about how much better their children were.

"Hey, lady if your son gets that close to Jack again I'm gonna jump him." You point your finger at one of them, decorum almost goes to hell as she begins walking in your direction, Rossi stepping in the way to apologize for your behavior.

Oh. You can't just threaten to hurt kids. That's not okay. "Sorry, just used to fighting with guys' girlfriends to defend my team. Cheer squad reflex memory." You say lowly directly to Aaron, not even bothering to apologize to your father. Your cheeks tomato red, a combination from the embarrassment and the sun that was making everyone sweat.

"It's fine, she has to teach her son fair play anyway, he's not gonna go far like that." His expression doesn't show even one single sign of being mad at you, you notice it, Rossi notices it. Aaron's actually smiling, completely amused by the situation.

It was nice to have someone sticking up for his boy like that.

And to have someone look at him with those eyes. Not the aw you're such a good dad eyes most mothers gave him when he's around for matches. Nope. The please fuck me eyes you always shot at him even if your father was around. For the sake of his loyalty to Rossi he pretended not to see it, as he knew Rossi did too. He hoped David didn't notice the eyes he himself gave you though, or that if he did, he was kind enough to ignore it, Aaron would never act on it. Never. He was twice your age if not more even if he weren't friends with David.

Still, he enjoyed the touches, the stolen glances, the way you wore your short dresses and skirts around him, the way you showed you cared above the desire for the unobtainable. How you sent him cute videos with show Jack as a caption, how you remembered to bring a towel not for yourself, but to pat his face dry, delicate as ever.

"People will think you were the one playing sweating like this." You go through his face and his neck with it, handing him a water bottle after. You brought those yourself too, you wanted to be useful.

Before he can hold it back, a smirk deliciously mischievous takes grip of his lips, "What can I say dear, I tend to sweat a bit when I'm doing any type of exercise." You're not sure if you wished you hadn't caught the innuendo of his reply, as you were now fighting hard not to squirm in front of him. Oh you wanted nothing more than to be the one making him sweat.

"Good thing your bedroom has an A.C then." You say almost mindlessly, panicking just a tad when you grasped the idea that maybe remembering that so easily wasn't the most normal thing to do. Did you just sound obsessive? Stalkerish? You think not when he chuckles, nodding in agreement.

You both just look at each other for a minute, breathing patterns completely irregular, being interrupted only by your father loudly coughing from some steps away from you both, tired of having to deal with the obvious tension between his daughter and his co-worker, his friend! Rossi doesn't say anything else though. And neither does Aaron or you, deciding to just go back to paying attention to the match.

But Hotch had just got you an in. If he hadn't flirted back you might just keep it as a crush, but now?

Now you needed him.

[acheronist]

can you make sparknotes for the Red Wings players they are all the same person to me (sorry)

dw my darling i got you 🫡 here's the regular 23 man roster we've been skating this szn

forwards (+ this is going to be the number they wear on their jerseys, not their age)

jt compher (37) - won a cup whilst he was on the colorado avalanche (red wings long time beloathed nemesis rivals team), attended umich hockey with larkin and copp. deadpan dry asf tenderhearted weirdo. very good at hockey i like him

andrew copp (18) - 🎶get up and g-get down, 911 is a joke in your town🎶, local michigander boy playing for his hometown team, attended umich with compher and larkin, kind of fuck ugly but he's gritty and has a lot of love in his heart so we like him

alex debrincat (93) - another local michigander boy playing for his hometown team, really good at hockey, we rescued him from the ottawa senators (red wings short term/very recent beloathed nemesis rival team) and he likes it here more, haha lol lmao even. good at hockey!! kind of a sniper. also kind of fighty which is hilarious because he's about 9 inches shorter than the average nhl player. new dad and really loves it, brings his family to games all of the time. and he was our all star games representative this year !

robby fabbri (14) - how are you going to be a short italian-canadian kind of bisexual professional hockey player who mixes metals and has a standing eyebrow appointment. please pick a struggle. won the stanley cup w/ st louis and then got abandoned for being 'injury prone' and was sent to detroit in a 1 for 1 trade (the most humiliating of all nhl player trades imo). he and larkin and rasmussen are the only men left standing from the red wing's historic worst-ever season in 2019 where every game they looked like they were going to kill themselves.

christian fischer (36) - new bestie alert! huge locker room guy. okay at hockey (more of a playmaker than a goalscorer) but he's so fucking sillygoofy and funny i love to see this guy on my team. spent most of his career in arizona iirc, and basically he and gostisbehere came from the coyotes directly to the red wings as a buy one get one free deal.

patrick kane (88) - narcissict. arrogant. flop. old man who can't score anymore. history of assault and violent misdemeanors he never was punished for because he was the nhl's boytoy a decade ago. i hope he contracts sepsis from an unforeseen complication with his hip surgery and takes a long walk off of the rencen's roof and lands in the detroit river where he is frozen and then chopped up by an industrial ship's propeller. fuck this guy.

klim kostin (24) - beloved enforcer. used to skate for the edmonton oilers. his entire game is based around slotting in on the third/fourth line when necessary and whenever someone gets hurt he comes out swinging to establish the fact that the red wings are not to be fucked with. he doesn't start fights but he does finish them. notoriously big hearted and silly with his teammates. coincidentally wearing the same number as the red wings most famous enforcer from the 1980s, bob probert. my guard dog boy i love u

dylan larkin (71) - michigan native, umich grad, was the previous captain's rookie, the beating heart and soul of the team, carrying the weight of a century year old hockey team's legacy and all the ghosts that come along with that, never been to playoffs and hasn't won the cup yet. literally the miserable boyking of metro detroit. he's had to suffer a lot for absolutely no reason, but still manages to come and be our best and most important player every single night.

david perron (57) - he's old by nhl standards i.e. he's in his late thirties and has been playing for like a decade, so he knows his way around an nhl rink. french canadian enough that he's got an accent. big heart and soul guy, which i really wasn't expecting tbh! he's always standing up for teammates and has gotten in a few noteworthy fights (dylan got hurt so badly this szn that dp went rage-blind and ended up getting suspended for six games after fighting the opponents who hurt dylan)

michael rasmussen (27) - big fuck off scary intimidating canadian hockey lad. kind of awkward and bizarre. also kind of a doll if i can b honest. he's very shy and quiet in interviews but always has an insane serial killer look in his eyes whenever he's on the ice. was drafted high and then i suspect he had a lot of mental struggles about not being the player he was advertised/told to be? but the last few years he's stepped away from that role he thought he should be and started being himself and playing in a way that was obviously more comfortable, and he's taken huge huge productive strides and improved a lot. moose ily

lucas raymond (23) - our youngest babiest player!! he was our highest draft pick in a looooooooong time, and immediately went from prospect training camp -> regular nhl player, which is fucking crazy. he's exceptionally good at hockey, and has a reputation for coming in clutch with goals we need to win games. besties with moritz seider + jake walman + joe veleno.

daniel sprong (17) - i had no idea what to think of this guy at first but now i can't believe he's only been here for one season. it feels like he's been a wing for ages. he's one of our sniper goalscorers, except he shoots the puck with a lil too much sauce + with a feral desperation of a man afraid he was never going to score a goal again, every single time, which i love. also he stalks twitter and runs a team GC to forward memes that the fandom makes to the guys

joe veleno (90) - if bambi was a closeted italian canadian hockey player. wears an evil eye bracelet and also a crucifix? very meek and easy to bully, tbh, not our most productive goalscorer but also somehow he's very crucial to the emotional well being of the younger half of the roster? hes sillygoofy and a sweetheart and does his best every night which is all we can ask tbh. besties with lucas raymond + moritz seider + jake walman.

defensemen

ben chiarot (8) - resident manwhore dilf fashionista who knows he's sexy and loves to be a bitch on the ice. loves to be annoying and distracting @ the opponents during plays so the red wings can have space to move.

shayne gostisbehere (41) - escaped florida man turned into an nhler, sleeper agent defensive weapon that people tend to forget about. always busting his ass up and down the blue line. always looks sopping wet and really sad though? loves to shoot the puck and sometimes it even makes it to the net!

justin holl (3) - i'm hesistant to describe him as "good at hockey" but the boys seem to love him + he's silly enough to engage in the locker room antics + i've noticed him dealing out more hits lately which is always good.

olli maatta (2) - very very very steady in the most boring way possible. does his job and not an ounce more than necessary LOL but it's fine because he's good at what he does? a classic defensive defenseman.

jeff petry (46) - not… good? at hockey? but he is also a michigan native playing for the hometown team, and he's a veteran nhler, and he's a gritty sort of guy, so i like having him. he grew up in detroit proper, as well, because his dad played on the detroit tigers baseball team, so there's a lot of michigan sports lore going on in that household. also his kids are silly + love to come to games

moritz seider (53) - my sweet perfect darling defenseman prodigy. won the calder trophy because he was the most special and talented rookie in his first year in the nhl. breaking team records for defensemen at an alarming rate. was dylan's rookie, and is also frequently mentored by red wings defense legends. he's not a rookie anymore but you can still see how much responsibility he's shouldering and how much he takes after dylan's role modeled behavior/team legacy standards. good at handling tough responsibility vs staying silly anyways. hes my shining star and i luv him. generally he's paired up with jake walman on defense and they're a little bit married because of it. besties with lucas raymond + jake walman + joe veleno.

jake walman (96) - another guy who st louis abandoned and then ended up on the red wings and said "i want to spend my entire life and career in this city" . extremely silly. known for hitting the griddy whenever he scores important goals. big on video games + making tiktoks. tremendous locker room vibes guy, and very emotional and serious about proving his place on detroit's blue line. generally he's paired up with moritz seider on defense and they're a little bit married because of it. besties with moritz seider + lucas raymond + joe veleno.

goalies

ville husso (35) - looks like a haunted little porcelain doll. always sopping wet for some reason. very softspoken and european. mid-good level goalie, kind of needs to prove himself a bit now that alex lyon's gone completely off the shits and taken over starter goalie privileges, but i feel like there's no sense of animosity or competition between them? ville just strikes me as genuinely someone who's delighted and proud of his tandem partners for their successes, even if it comes at his expense / losing some of his chances to get ahead

james reimer (47) - idc about this man lol. he's either a very good goalie or an atrociously horrible goalie and you dont know what it'll be until the games already happening. passively homophobic christian behavior as well which i do not like to see. but he's also a veteran nhl player so in the beginning of the szn he was getting more opportunity than alex or ville.

alex lyon (34) - spent his entire career in the minor league/being traded between franchises where there wasn't really a space or need for him. got on the radar after keeping the florida panthers in their playoff race before losing, and then FL traded him to us. we've had goaltending agonies for years and then he's rolled up to detroit with something to fucking PROVE because he thought his hockey career was about to be over so he's skating every night like its do or die. after reimer and husso both were injured tho he finally got his chance to shine and oh baby he's been shining. unbelievably good at goaltending. big heart, very genuine, very funny, basically a male model as well, been to therapy and actually got something out of it, i would go to war for this man if he needed me to

[aftgficrec]

andreil being domestic in front of the foxes

Everyone is so surprised to see these two being soft! -A

latest foxes react asks

Foxes react to coupley Andreil here

Foxes react: andreil can’t hide it here

Foxes walk in on cute andreil here

more foxes react

andreil having incomprehensible convos here

andreil + pda here and andreil casual pda here

kandreil coming out to wymack/the foxes here

andreil secret marriage here and secret marriage/relationship here

‘It's a Home’ here 

‘I Found’ here

‘A Dad By Any Other Name’ and ‘small as a wish in a well’ here

‘you're here and you're you’ here 

‘it starts like this,’ ‘Love's an Endgame, but It's Not a Game,’ ‘hedge your bets,’ ‘can you keep a secret?,’ ‘The Bet,’ ‘We aim to win,’ ‘They Look Like The Stars,’ and the tumblr posts here

‘Andreil Massages Turned War…’ here

‘andrew minyard’s gossip sessions with david wymack’ here

‘What everyone doesn't see unless they look close enough.’ series: part 1 here, part 2 here, part 3 here

‘Secret Privacy’ here

‘simple romance,’ ‘call it what you want,’ ‘The Foxes Date Night,’ and ‘Andrew scares the waiter’ here

‘Consequences of Coaching’ here

‘they match’ and ‘baby, baby’ here

‘Better than a Blanket, Your Coat’ here

‘Surprise?’ here

and more

‘night by night’ here

‘you make my heart shake, bend & brake,’ ‘we'll be the last ones dancing…,’ and ‘you, forever, everyday.’ here 

‘Calling All My Lovelies,’ ‘for a heart beats best…,’ ‘Not boyfriends,’ and ‘Neil calling Andrew cute nicknames’ here

‘I'll See You in My Dreams’ and ‘Seeing Stars’ here

‘there's no way JOSTEN has a girlfriend,’ ‘every piece of you, it just fits perfectly,’ and ‘The One Where Everyone Finds Out’ here

‘Same old fresh air’ here 

‘never stood a chance’ and ‘You've Begun to Feel Like Home’ here

‘Happy Birthday, Neil.,’ ‘ i wanna hold your hand,’ and ‘Fuzzy Feelings’ here

‘The Road Trip’ here

‘Dare You,’ ‘never have i ever…,’ ‘Too Drunk,’ and ‘Here.’ here

‘i’ll crawl home to him’ here

‘Halloween couples costumes’ and ‘skirt and a crop top’ here

‘ANDREIL + #120’ and ‘neil gets his wisdom teeth taken out’ here

‘Hospitals and Anesthesia,’ ‘ I see who you are,’ ‘Ficlet Collection’ Ch 10 and ‘Going Green’ here

‘the one with the black sweater’ here

‘In Too Deep,’ ‘Surfin' U.S.A,’ ‘In a Lifeguard's Gaze,’ and ‘andreil + the beach’ here 

‘Me and You’ series here

‘Andreil- Piggy Back Rides’ here

‘The Love We Lost (then found)’ here (completed)

‘Sugar & Spice (and everything... nice?),’ ‘skylight,’ and ‘scarier things’ here

‘Hungover,’ ‘neil josten goes to the dentist,’ ‘mistakes were made (but it's okay),’ and ‘au where Neil and Katelyn work at a coffee shop’ here  

‘Twinyard Trouble’ and ‘the ‘which one is Andrew’ game’ here

‘Identity Theft,’ ‘don't be so cold,’ and ‘Step 1 in "How To Handle A Crisis"...’ here

pro teams/outsiders reacting to andreil

foxes react + pov outsider here

freshmen react/pov outsider here

andreil secret relationship/relationship reveal here

canon compliant, post canon Minyard-Josten rivalry here

details of Andreil being intimate go public here

andreil in a magazine here

‘Professor Neil’ series here

‘Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before’ here

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foxes revise opinion of Andrew here

super and long domestic andreil

Like no one does by trubenblack [Rated T, 3689 Words, Complete, 2023]

He should get up, he should go for a run but as soon as he looks at his husband he decides he would rather just stay here. Andrew’s face is calm, smooth. Not in the way it used to be, he looks younger, the wrinkles that are just beginning to form between his eyebrows and on his forehead smoothed. - A day in the life of two men that are simply in love thats literally it

Married To Annoy by chaoticas_hell [Not Rated, 6068 Words, Complete, 2023]

Andrew and Aaron's relationship was better, much better, than it had ever been before. They could talk to each other about anything, fights no longer threatened to destroy their relationship. It was very peaceful. And that was boring as hell. So Andrew plans to do something about it, something that would majorly piss off his dear brother. So Andrew decides to marry his long-term boyfriend, Neil Josten- the guy his brother can't stand.

Definitely Not Valentine's Day by sillyunicorn6154 [Rated T, 961 Words, Complete, 2023]

In which Neil and Andrew definitely don't celebrate Valentine's Day.

head case (what to do with you) by Major_816 [Not Rated, 4007 Words, Complete, 2023]

It bolsters him now. Because Andrew’s in the hospital and this medical fuck with an incompetency problem won’t let Neil in to see him. ~ Andrew gets hurt and Neil...handles it.

tw: major character injury, tw: blood/gore

midnight love by imaddictedtoreading [Not Rated, 2141 Words, Complete, 2023]

Andrew and Neil have been acting very couple-y lately. 5 times somebody witnesses a moment and one time Andrew clears everything up

Words Are Important Too by sensetia [Rated G, 1937 Words, Complete, 2021]

They all knew that Andrew and Neil loved each other. They’d seen it through subtle touches and passing glances throughout the years. But what they didn’t know is if the two boys said it to each other. Did they say ‘I love you’ ? Did they whisper sweet nothings in each others ears? Did they hold hands just for the sake of being close? Did they kiss when there was really no reason to? That’s what the foxes wanted to know.

tw: nightmares, tw: implied/referenced torture

flashes of intimacy by mostly_maudlin [Rated T, Collection, Complete, 2023]

NB: this series was recced in our romantic andreil/growing together ask

Chapter 1: death threats [506 Words] Andrew’s expression cracks, his baseline apathy shrinking under bright headlights. Neil hears Nicky calling his name, and then he’s being yanked up onto the curb, almost knocking Andrew over in the process. Chapter 14: "devotion" [493 Words] Neil sees Andrew across the dining hall first, but it doesn’t take long for Andrew’s eyes to meet his as he scans the room. Chapter 18: baby steps [443 Words] “Truth or dare, Neil?” 

Forever Is A Big Word by ADifferentTime [Rated G, 14154 Words, Complete, 2022]

Neil gets injured and ends up in the hospital which leads to a marriage proposal and a very quick courthouse wedding with all of their friends.

Pointless by maqicien [Not Rated, 3034 Words, Complete, 2022]

The Foxes have only ever known him as the vicious, vindictive Monster he’s portrayed himself as. Now, he’s a mystery no one knows how to solve; hard and violent for strangers, soft and gentle for this boy with the sharp smile. - 5 times the Foxes accidentally spied on Andrew and his secret boyfriend and the 1 time they actually get to meet him.

One day we'll reveal the truth by allyasavedtheday [Rated T, 3773 Words, Complete, 2019, locked]

“Is there a reason you don’t like Neil?” Bee asks him then and Aaron doesn’t understand how the fuck they got onto this when she’s supposed to be fixing him and Andrew. “I don’t trust him,” he says eventually. “All he’s done since he’s got here is cause trouble.”

TFC headcannons by Sugden_in_a_beanie [Not Rated, Collection, Updated 2018]

Chapter 1 Instagram  Chapter 11 Pancakes  Chapter 13 professional Exy after the match when they all line up and shake hands they take kids on with them too

Tumblr Drabbles by PumpkinspiceLou (CatyDreamDwyer) [Not Rated, Collection, Updated Jan 2022]

Chapter 4: Secret Husbands Neil gets injured during a game (set after everyone has graduated/gone pro)

these feelings, they keep running the red by orphan_account [Rated M, 3589 Words, Complete, 2020]

Neil Josten had never imagined getting married. He’d never been allowed to. He was meant to keep himself disconnected and alone, only in the company of his mother. He couldn’t let himself be distracted by the girl he kissed in eighth grade, sticky with lipgloss, let alone marriage. His mother had told him, endlessly, that love was nothing. It was worthless. Attraction was weakness, love was pain. or, 5 times Neil thinks about marriage, and 1 time he gets married.

tw: implied/referenced self harm, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon

Nap Time is Best Time by Willow_bird [Rated G, 2659 Words, Complete, 2021]

“Is he dead?” “Don’t be stupid, he’s clearly breathing.” “Yeah, okay, but like - you should go check.” --- The Foxes are chaos-gremlins who have to stick their noses into EVERYTHING. Neil loves them anyway

Photo Shoot by sheskyripa [Rated G, 2473 Words, Complete, 2021]

Neil was not shy, not at all. He had no problem with being placed in front of a camera and saying shit about everything he was thinking. But a photoshoot was completely different. A photoshoot would have an almost total focus on his appearance and Neil didn't like it at all. or, the Foxes have to do a photo shoot and Neil is not happy with it. Andrew helps.

tw: scars

NB: fanart by @linecrosser here 

AJMICKEY56's Fanfiction Palooza! by AJMICKEY56 [Rated G, Multifandom Collection, Complete, 2023]

Chapter 2: aaron asking andrew to tell neil to help him with math Chapter 82: aaron saying something homophobic…this time neil won't ignore it and chews aaron out

tw: homophobia

Chapter 86: Three times Andrew couldn't help but smile and one time he chose to. Chapter 100: foxes react to neil buying the maserati for andrew

Master post for Fluent Freshman AU by @jtl-fics [Tumblr Fic, 2023] The serialized adventures of a foreign language major freshman Fox who is unwittingly subjected to sappy Russian pet names and spicy flirting between Captain Neil and the scary goalie. 

Foxes Reacting to Andreil by @kanekicure [Tumblr, 2022]

foxes reacting to andreil being cute by @rainbow-femme [Tumblr, 2017]

foxes accepting and loving andreil fluff prompt fill by @whatmack [Tumblr, 2019]

the upperclassmen. the monsters. andreil. fandom fun post by @lemonboyjosten [Tumblr, 2023]

Neil: *sticks Andrew’s hand under his shirt* fandom fun post by @4-fox-sake-txtpost [Tumblr, 2019]

Art

mittens and stitches art by @greenchilypepper

anyway this is gay and transparent art by @rotenkehl

Cute lil AFTG tweet 😌art by @eislekaj on instagram

andrew minyard this is boyfriend behavior…  art by @02511213942

i'm sorry kevin... it's too early for this art by @02511213942

this bastard is kissing my brother art by @jayjuls

aftg meme redraw art by @s-hanna-h

he does that sometimes art by @jeannemaybedarc

[khaleesiofalicante]

LANCE IS A GIRL'S DAD, LANCE IS A GIRL'S DAD, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

I will literally never shut up about this! Lance calling her princess too? OR QUEEN? Like Theia is his princess but Rory is his queen??Lance taking his two princesses out and spoiling them? Lance playing piano for little Rory and Theia watching from the door? Theia and Lance enrolling Rory in a music school? Rory wanting to be a professional pianist because of Lance and David?? Someone insulting Lance because he is blind in school and Rory punching them just like Max taught her? And Max with Lance being super proud and David and Theia scolding them but secretly approving?? Rory having Lance wrapped around her little finger? Lance being super protective of her and not wanting her anywhere near another boy? Saying "I've been a teenage boy Theia, they're all fucking cunts". And when she comes out as a lesbian, it's the happiest day of his life? Until her first girlfriend shows up and he freaks out just as bad? Theia finding it hilarious? And sending Mavid videos? And Max teasing the hell out of Lance?

RORY WITH ARTHUR? Going on shopping dates? Arthur spoiling her with make up and stuff? Rory being super sweet like Theia and super cunty when necessary like Lance? But also a heart of gold like Arthur? And loving animals? And wanting to adopt every one she sees? And Lance scolding Arthur?

Mavid with a little girl?!?! David braiding her hair and Max teaching her how to swim? And she looks up to them so much? Like she is her grandparents little girl? Mavid moving to New York again? And Malec loving the little girl that brought them their Blueberry back? Mavid as grandparents??!

ARTHUR AND CAMI fighting over who is Rory's favourite?? Spoiling her to death? Rory being a little shit and saying her favourite will be the one to give her a sibling (Lightwood-Banes are not meant to be only children). And Arthur and Cami trying to convince Theia and Lance to have a second child? Rafael succeeding and becoming her favourite? Max being absolutely vivid?

Lance asking Rafael for advice on how ro raise a little girl? Them being closer like Max and Cami? Rory wanting a little brother like her dad's brother? Her crying the first night they bring her home and it's a girl? Max being the only one who could calm her down? Telling her that being an older sibling is the best? That Rafael is one of the best things in his life and he wouldn't trade him for the whole world? Rory looking at her younger sister and falling instantly in love? Them becoming the new Arthur and Lance?

Rory is the best thing that has ever happened in this world and she's not even born yet. I am absolutely in love with her. She is my favourite character, no one can convince me otherwise.

Have fun on your vacation! Sending happy thoughts and good vibes💛🌼

I-

Not you creating a whole universe/fic based off a name 🥺🥺🥺 we love to see this kind of behavior 😎😎😎

I know these are headcanons but they are so spot on 😍😍😍 Also, I’d like to add that Kincaid teaches Rory how to ride horses and Lance is like “are you trying to kill her omg??!”

Also - she does have a little sister? How tf did you even know that bro 😭😭

Also, Rory is straight. I’m sorry, sapphics. Please forgive me 😔😔

Also this is her bye (also I love you)

[iminsanearenti]

#0 L.A. Without a Map (1998)

⭐⭐

A British writer pursues a young actress to Hollywood and needs all the help he can get to win her love. - Summary from IMDB

The good:

Holy Young Tennant Batman!!

Moss is a literal king, best character in the movie.

Their bromance was the 2nd best relationship in it.

Barbara is a girl's girl fr (ref the scene in the parking lot at the club thing).

Richard being truly terrible at fighting.

All the Johnny Depp hallucinations.

Barbara talking to her dead dad. Awww they both have imaginary friends.

Julie x Moss is the 1st best relationship

The bad:

Oh boy second hand embarrassment.

The plot was, um, interesting ig. Idk it was kind of lacking but that could just be me.

Richard sucking at fighting goes here too cause it was too embarrassing to watch sometimes.

So many bad vibes from like everything

This series of stuff I wrote in my notes "Jealousy is not a good look for him. Oh god he's going insane. God why is he such an asshole. I was worried about her but he's the problem. He's kind of sucking actually."

Where are the likable characters.

I had to stop a few times

Random:

The voiceover is kinda silly but I like hearing his voice

Did they really get Johnny Depp for this movie??

He's so charismatic and also such a loser

Moss stays winning

THEY DID GET JOHNNY DEPP

God his hair is stupid (1:32:00 ish)

Overall rating is a ★★★. I would have given it two stars but it had enough redeeming qualities that that felt too harsh. To be honest I didn't enjoy the movie. The ending was unsatisfactory and I didn't even really want them together at that point. It becomes pretty hard to root for Richard about an hour in as he devolves into madness. Ik they sort of covered that but I didn't care enough about his character for it to be interesting. That being said it was very funny and the acting is good at least to my untrained eye. The soundtrack was pretty decent too. And of course the best part is that you get to stare at David Tennant for almost two hours.

Edit: No actually you know what after thinking about it for a day this was a fucking terrible movie. I think my detachment and utter lack of investment in the plot and characters blinded me to how awful it was. Richard and Barbara's relationship is supposed to be the main plot point except it's so dull that I didn't care about it at all. I couldn't even care enough to root against it. Richard is an asshole that you don't want to succeed but Barbara isn't likable enough either. AND THEN, when you think that maybe he might be facing some minor consequences for his repeatedly terrible behaviour SHE GOES BACK TO HIM. Who's wish fulfillment self insert is this. The only redeeming qualities are that it is consistently very funny and Moss is a king.

[dailycass-cain]

Cassandra Cain’s First Go Around as an Outsider...

So with Birds of Prey coming in September I think what best to hype that comic up is I’m gonna look at Cassandra’s other team outings (along with her history with the Birds of Prey). 

I’ll start with this one because it’ll be a copy and paste from my Twitter thread on it years ago (but it does have a few updates to it). Plus I figure to get the worst one out of the way first aka Cass’s first outing as an Outsider. If no one doesn’t know this era OH BOY you’re in for a wild ride! 

Now Batman & the Outsiders Vol. 2 #1 was a comic hyped for months literally prior to it's October launch (and a creative team locked in). You had one-shots in the summer with Batman testing which members would compliment his team and-- the creative team left the comic two months prior to the launch.

DC somehow kept the book to be released still ON TIME, but now with a new team both in members and in creative.  Some of the original members were booted off into events going around at the time (Martian Manhunter and Catwoman to a Final Crisis  prelude tie-in Salvation Run which would lead into poor J’onn’s death into that event and-- Boomer got shelved until Blackest Night event where he’d get eventually killed by his father who was giving him victims namely kids and women). 

Geoforce, Green Arrow, Thunder, and Cass replaced them. As for the writer of this book? No worries I’ll get to that.

Again it still surprises me to this day how this comic wasn't delayed (like the next time Cass would join the team which kept it's original creative team THANKFULLY) after the original creative team left.  They churned out issues instantly. Cass herself doesn't show up till the final page of #2.

This section was recently referenced in the Other History of the DCU #5 when it focused on Thunder. Her opinion on Cass was totally opposite what we got in the run:

Now, for added context, the quack job that is Chuck Dixon was brought onto the Bat Family comics as basically a fixer. He was fixing Tim and bringing back Stephanie in Robin while here basically repairing the EVIL turn of Cass. During the summer that was teasing membership to the Outsiders, there was a Black Canary mini out as well and Cass’s status quo was what spurned the series (#1):

The ramifications of the mini had Dinah letting go her sword-sister/adopted daughter Sin and putting her in witness protection program to live with another family because League members wanted to turn Sin into Cass 2.0.  The ramifications of this mini are why Ollie isn't a fan of Cass and solely blaming her for Dinah’s heartbreak (though it’s barely spelled out in the series itself).

So with all that said onto what Cass did in the series.

I’ll start with what this run one of the infamous things remembered pertaining to Cass with this run. Aka #3 where Dixon uses her sexually as a slab of meat while also having artist Julian Lopez dish out additional cheese on Thunder and Grace (because of course). I’m not gonna post those to spare you from it however here’s Grace/Thunder’s reaction to Cass’s nude stroll in front of them:

If there’s any positive that can come from this moment. It is exactly the first time an artist depicts Cass with scars on her body showing the abuse she endured because of her fucked up dad, David Cain. 

The subplot with Ollie resolves in the next issue as #4  has him trying to kill Cass in front of everyone, but Katana then Batman intervene. As to why Bruce is suddenly so protective of Cass, Dixon intended to tell this in a filler issue of Tec of that angle (see my lost Cass tales here for more on that). As for Ollie/Cass...

They fight and well...

And that’s the end of Ollie’s beef with Cass (until later on when something new arises-- CAUSE REASONS). 

#5 features more Cass but basically doing what she does best-- kicking ass. Though side-note, this series had some amazing covers that feature her. So, at least it's something.

As for the issue itself, she subdues a cloaked assassin. And that's basically it.

Another damn good cover with #6.

Cass appears throughout the issue (alongside Bruce), but has zero dialogue, Other than being one of two Outsiders not caught by the Chinese at issue's end (Geoforce is the other) in an attempt to rescue Metamorpho from space. She also makes sure to take care of Soultaker (Katana’s sword) when no one is looking too.

#7 is when Dixon finally teases us what he wants to do with Cass. As she breaks into the base and out of everyone captured pays Tatsu a visit.

#8 gives us the best Cass centric cover out of the bunch:

Cass jumps to the rescue of her captured comrades who are about to be shot to death. And her actual plan?

Basically, go out fighting. She had 0 contact from Bruce, Geoforce presumed dead. Is it OOC for Cass? You decide that. But Thunder, Nightwing (oh irony), and Remac (a repurposed modified OMAC) save the day getting all to safety.

#9 features Dixon's probable endgame, Tatsu's motherly instinct going off noting all stuff she's been thru with Cass thus far and knowing something is not right within her.

Intermission time. To talk more on the goings on OUTSIDE this book and look no further than to DC Nation end pages to these issues for inspiration to that. . ... Way to go there Dan.

So Batman R.I.P  (and soon Final Crisis) was happening in the comics outside this book. As was the case with DiDio (as always) he left creators in the dark what was going on. So while Dixon was laying  A LOT of subplots for his run here, Danny boy was plotting Cass being ousted from the Batgirl identity and putting Babs back in the role. 

Dixon eventually walked away from this book with #10 (though Lopez left earlier in #9).  Ryan Benjamin would take on art duties for the comics final issues.

Now hold onto your butts cause this is how Dixon writes Batman out of his book. The team is currently dealing with a black market group using an alien from the Bloodlines event (aka the event that gave us Hitman).

And this is how Bruce exits the comic completely riding a 90s creature telling Cass and everyone he must go now. Batman R.I.P. is calling him. Just soak in this page. Just take it all in.

And here is Dixon's final “gift” trying to make the team now into Batgirl & the Outsiders (because he had zero idea what was going on and decided this was the best direction to take it). The idea is sound given Cass is the literally an Outsider leading a team of them.  I mean who wants to read that? Raise of hands? Exactly.

#11 and writer Frank Tieri comes on board to basically patch up the loose ends of this comic, and Batgirl Vol. 2.  

At this point the comic basically becomes a stealth Cass ongoing. As she interrogates Penguin in front of all of Intergang (they took over the Gotham Underworld in Gotham Underground mini).

She also interrogates Jigsaw Johnny Stitches (the Intergang leader at the time). On the bright side, she is interrogating the entire criminal underworld for answers. It just seems beating up all of crime isn't getting any results.

The Outsiders do find a few answers as to Batman's disappearance when they visit Arkham, but-- if you read Batman R.I.P. this plot point makes 0 sense. Since the climax took place IN ARKHAM and the Joker went M.I.A. near the end of it.

#12 opens with a flashforward. An Outsider is dead, and Thunder is in a coma. Grace is at her beloved's side, and outside well is Cass. Things don't go so well.

Basically, #11 ended with them finding a video of Batman alive greeting his team. #12 after the flashfoward picks up on the entire video with Bruce telling them he's also backed a code for Remac that'll teleport them all to his location. Ollie doesn't trust the video, while Cass.

Oliver is the only one who disagrees with the idea and leaves the team. Remac downloads the code goes nuts and explodes resulting in him dying, Thunder in a coma, and Rex blown to bits (but reforming slowly).

So Tatsu (WHY!? Why does she leave? Why doesn't she even get a say?) and Grace leave Cass with no Outsiders. At the funeral of all people Dr. Langstrom consuls Cassandra (cause reasons aka Tieri liked the character).

Afterward, Cass goes to Tim (who's looking fine actually even though if you read his arc well-- yeah. Things aren't going fine with him). Still, it's Tim/Cass being there for one another. That's something at least.

What Tim finds is a video from the Black Glove boasting of their plan to take out the Outsiders. Cass, on the other hand, responds in kindly.  Well, at least Tieri is keeping Dixon's idea at least.

Or maybe NOT with #13's opening title blurb.

So Cass begins assembling a new team the precursor to Batman Inc-- the Network. She pays Man-Bat a visit and intervenes between Vigilante/Spoiler fighting.

Side note here. This is the first meeting of Cass/Steph after the later returned to the land of the living. So for fans of wanting a more meaningful reunion between the two. Yeah.... Tieri bombed hard here. Wasting panels on Vigilante than Cass/Steph? BOOOOO! BOOO!!!!

So remember that loose plot end of Batgirl Vol. 2? You know the one. Nightwing being an asshole to Cass? Well, it’s back to be concluded here:

As Cass was scheming and creating the Network, Dick Grayson apparently is living up to his first name (this is so damn OOC for Dick).

#14 is the “final issue” of the series as it opens with Cass vs Dick fighting in an alley and the Batmobile speeding toward them both.

We get another flashback of Cass's only encounter with the Riddler (again BOO!!) with her attempting to recruit him (Eddie was trying to be good during this time period but you know status quo gotta be status quo). Until well Dick gonna dick.

Cue the flashforward where we find out who is driving the batmobile: Alfred. And Alfred lays the parental smackdown on both. It is said one can still be frozen at the parental gaze and tone of Alfred in this page to this very day.

This issue is also the only other time Cass's adoption is ever mentioned beyond Batgirl Vol. 2 as well (UNTIL 2020 with DCeased: Unkillables, Batman: Urban Legends, and of course BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES). So you have to give kudos for Tieri at least continuing on that thread beat as well. So Dick/Cass mend and the Network is forged for Battle for the Cowl.

Right after this even, B&O was rebranded into just Outsiders with Pete Tomasi at the writing duties. Alfred (team leader), Tatsu, Grace, Rex, and Brion returning with Owl Man, Black Lightning, Halo, and the Creeper, But you might say SOMEONE is missing.

Yes, Tomasi decided to decide Alfred is the one to bring the Outsiders together and drop Cass to the wayside without any explanation. Disregarding all of the prior writers' plots to boot. Normal you might say, but Tomasi with Cass. It just seems to be a nasty vindictive habit he had (so much I think that’s why Tieri and Adam Beechen was making Nightwing such a dick to Cass because Tomasi was writing that comic at the time).

But irony can be amusing. 

Just ten issues later, #26 Tomasi leaves and Dan DiDio himself comes on board disregarding all of Tomasi's plots save a Tatsu/Owl Man relationship, dropping Alfred, and Eradicator rejoins. Now your thinking okay, Didio is here. No Cass right? 

WHELP...

In the final issue #40, we get this splash page. Three appearances of Cass in one page of the Dixon era on the comic (along with homages to various eras of Outsiders). That chill you're feeling might be hell freezing over. DiDio giving Cass some due? 

Shocking ain't it?

Though there is some even equal irony as Grant Morrison would ignore all of Didio's stuff in Batman Inc. Which brings us full circle to when Cass would next join the team next in 2019.

But that’s a story for another time...

[simmonsized]

🌟

(for the fanfic writer’s director cut meme)

alright so i made a joke post about this already, so i may as well go full in

I'm going to talk about Chapter 31 [S] Lazarus. Rise up. Or try to. It's kind of long, they all get long after I realized no one cared if I posted my whole heart one chunk at a time. So i'll do my best to cover some of the stuff I've been thinking of!

To start, obviously this one has an honest to god [S] file, which. i mean. C'mon, how could I not.

The rest is going under a cut lol.

Okay first thing about 31 you have to know is, it is actually one of the oldest chapters of RnG! back when I thought this fic was going to be 45k at most and didn't think I'd ever post it anywhere. Well, the first half. All the way up to him kicking down the door and hugging Dirk, that part was kind of always built in. Everything else had to kind of shuffle and arrange to fit what had become the narrative at that point, but I'm still pretty happy that was like, originally kind of weirdly the fifth chapter I ever wrote.

(also, funnily enough, chapter 30 was the first thing I ever wrote for rng, though it was going to be part of a very different au that centered around dave leaving and dirk being left holding the bag as it were, and it was just an exploration of him and bro as a pair of dirks. if that tells you anything about me lol.)

Also, as you may remember, if you were here from the Before Times, the run and go used to be rated T. lol i know, i think so too. "how did you get away with all that blood and vomit, ao3 user deserts" and the thing about that is, i didn't really think about it until freak mcnasty introduced himself.

i've said this before i think but as for "resurrection's one helluva drug" that sure is. a thing. i mention. i really patterned out his chapter to be like something between being an extended anxiety attack and that feeling you get when you've had too much caffeine or y'know, maybe something a bit stronger, where everything is too much too shiny, too fast, and basically what i was aiming for was just. "Manic," in a word.

i will not be fielding any questions about-- lets call him David. I hate D as a nickname it pains me every time i have to write it. I'm calling him David. forgive me. I will not be fielding any questions about David's freudian slips. He is an adult, first of all, and I have already spent enough time waving my hand at canon for you to know better than to ask. Not that you are asking, I am just cutting you off at the pass.

The same way I consider Chapter 6 to be a Blood and Vomit Trial by Fire, I consider Ch 31 to be a Trial of Dave's Most Embarrassingly Mortifying Freudian Slips, and i worry perhaps my own indifference and even delight in the cringe factor is contributing to the way people sometimes tell me they have to look away. I'm actually okay with that. Yes, he IS the reason I changed the Rating to M. Literally. lol!

I'm not gonna talk about Dirk and David here, because I think he's trying his best, and will continue, in his own way, to try his best -- though he tends to be quite selfish, as someone who has never had children and thus has never had to dedicate his life to something outside himself or his career, or the perceived "fight for humanity." It's kind of hard to explain what parenthood does to the way you think. but David doesn't have that. In a weird way, he desperately wants it, the same way -- wow i really said i wasn't gonna talk about it and then talked about it huh anyway -- the same way that Dirk wants to be his kid, but doesn't know how to be ANYONE'S kid, because he's always been alone.

What I wanted to talk about was the fact that Alpha Dave, David, and Bro, Dirk (Dietrich, if we're being funny) have the most fucked up, hilarious relationship in the world to me.

To start, there is absolutely this initial moment where they are both like "Oh this person is a threat," before this quickly dissolves into this kind of weird, double-dad reacharound (insert mobius double reacharound virus joke).

David perceives Bro to be a "Dirk" and also, in a way a "kid" because from his perspective, he is (at least) 30 years older than Bro, and clearly Something is going on here, which is concerning. His alarm bells are ringing, he just does not know what to do about the fact they are coming from inside the house.

From Bro's perspective, this is just Another Dave. He is not Bro's Dave, and obviously, he is an older Dave, who needs him even less than he already perceives both Daves to need him, but who is, somehow, ten times more annoying, and also, he is So Fucking Uncomfortable. Who wouldn't be, when you're seeing what your kid will look like, when he's your age? Possibly older? Bro never thought he'd live that long. He's probably a little freaked out, understandably.

Also yes, Alpha Dave almost walked off the edge of the roof, and yes, this is the first time Bro realizes "oh I think this guy would kill me maybe, if I caught him unaware enough" and thus the beginning of their fucked up little game of chicken. it is hard to know exactly what bro wants from that. i think it's a bit interpretive.

Just some more little things:

Because I saw someone ask, but American Spirits are like, The Old Hipster Cigarette, so the joke is of course, that Bro is a giant douchebag completely and totally on purpose. he doesn't lIKE them it's part of the joke. etc. Irony and forms of sincerity, stupid bullshit homestuck jokes, etc. If Bro was really dedicated, he'd drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, but he's a Lone Star loyalist. That's a joke transferred from my rvb days, but i don't feel the urge to explain it.

Bro's guilty pleasure is the Hallmark channel. All the movies are terrible but he doesn't have to pay attention and it's background noise, something that fills the empty space where uh. yeah anyway not quiet.

Dave's ringtone for Jade English is Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me". He could never bear to delete her number from his phone, not even after she died. He put it into each new model he got from then on, until the day he died.

the real reason that the guardians have the same handles as the kids until like, the "later" times is because it's too exhausting to come up with fake handles. that's it that's the secret. sorry. one day i'll come up with real handles for them.

Dave, as we find out later, has not been in the apartment since he left it ready for Dirk, some years after he was supposed to have come down to earth. Talk about devastating.

Anyway that is all I can think of to talk about!

[gobbluthbutagirl]

i’m so glad i’m not the only person who thinks schitt’s creek is overrated

i tried to watch it in like october 2019, gave up, and rewatched arrested development instead. and then i tried to watch it AGAIN like a month later, gave up AGAIN, and rewatched arrested development instead AGAIN. if i recall correctly i had watched up to like the first 3 episodes of season 5 so i gave it MORE than a fighting chance to get better and it just. Never did! it just wasn’t funny! i didn’t laugh out loud ONCE that whole time! the pacing was SO bad too. it felt like i was being tortured. it was like they thought they could only have one or two things happen the entire episode. like the description would be some shit like “david goes to the store” and then that would be THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED! FOR 22 MINUTES! every time it felt like they were maybe building up to some interesting drama it would just get resolved offscreen. if an episode had a “twist” (like the one where catherine o’hara’s character was mad about finding love letters to the dad and thought he was cheating and then it turned out she wrote them herself)(sorry i forgot their names but it’s been like 3.5 years since i watched it) it was always SO predictable. and not even in a narratively satisfying way, in a lazy writing way. like half the main characters were super unlikeable and the other half were super forgettable. and i have no problem with unlikeable characters but it was like they were written to be likeable and they just weren’t. and it really irks me that they were like, “oh yeah we came up with the idea for the show by watching stuff like the kardashians and wondering what it’d be like if they lost it all!” because how do you just NOT KNOW that not only does a show like that already exist but it did literally everything better. and i’d see people going, “oh it gets better a couple seasons in!” and literally no it does not. and yet everybody was heaping so much praise on it that i genuinely began to wonder if i’d somehow watched the wrong show. and then it swept the emmys that one year and i was like…am i being gaslit? like what the hell is happening? on what earth is this shit the best comedy on tv? because to me it literally came off like an instructional manual on how NOT to make a sitcom funny. but the thing is ever since it ended you almost NEVER see anybody mention it outside of like, buzzfeed lists of junk they want you to buy. which i think speaks volumes LMAO.

anyway tl;dr if schitt’s creek has million number of haters i am one of them. if schitt’s creek has ten haters i am one of them. if schitt’s creek have only one hater and that is me. if schitt’s creek has zero haters then i am no more on this earth. if world is for the schitt’s creek, i am against the world. i hate #Schitt’sCreek till my last breath … Die Hard hater of schitt’s creek. Hit Like If you think schitt’s creek Worst sitcom & Sucks In the world !!!

[indestructibleheart]

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The first fic I ever started writing was a twist on if David had found out about his parents bankrolling his galleries much, much sooner. He runs away to Schitt's Creek on his own because it's the only thing he owns that wasn't a deception, and ends up on a mission to beautify the town that his father bought him as a joke.

I will never finish it because I just lost the plot, but... here's a snip:

So, reluctantly, David admits, “Actually, I do have a question.” He cringes a bit at how Roland turns so eagerly. “At the cafe,” —

— “The cafe is great, isn’t it?”

David blinks, surprised by the interruption. “It’s certainly something,” he agrees, but then presses on. “Anyway, I was talking to the waitress there,” —

— “Twyla. She’s the best.”

Oh my god. David wants to scream, but he takes a deep breath through his nose in a show of restraint that would make his therapist very proud. 

“Yes, sure, she’s very nice,” he says, waving his arms as if to clear the interruption from the air. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Stevie re-emerge from the back, two towels stacked atop each other in her hands. David sighs. “Twyla said something about how she rents the cafe from… me? Because I own the town, that means I own the cafe?”

Roland nods. “Oh, yeah, big man,” he says, and David’s face twists. “There are about… I dunno, ten, maybe fifteen properties that are leased through the council.” His lips smack in a way that makes David’s skin crawl. “You own the town, so… Everything that isn’t, y’know, private property is yours. It’s your land.”

“What?”

“Yeah…” He’s looking at David like he’s the stupid one. “What did you think you were buying when you bought an entire town, man?”

David winces. “Actually, my dad bought it for me. In my name. As a gag gift.”

Roland laughs — a loud, ugly sound from his beer belly. He looks at Stevie, and she pulls her lip between her teeth to literally bite back her own laughter. 

“Okay,” Roland says, still laughing. David feels incredibly uncomfortable; he feels the skin at the back of his neck heating up. “That’s a good one.” He looks at Stevie. “Imagine being that rich, right? Oh, man.”

David feels his chest tightening. His mind flashes back to the blowout fight with his mother that got him here in the first place. “We were just trying to help,” she’d said. “Certainly, we couldn’t leave you to flounder about on your own.” David had felt like such a joke in that moment, but being laughed at — by a man in a backwards hat and stained t-shirt, no less — is so much worse. His eyes sting. But he is not going to cry. Not here, in front of Roland and the woman letting him stay in her motel.

He takes another deep breath through his nose. He thinks he sees something almost like pity on Stevie’s face and… that isn’t much better.

“Anyway,” he says, clearing his throat. “So, if they’re renting through the town, where is that rent going, exactly?”

Roland looks caught. “Uhh… there’s a P.O. box at the town hall.”

“Wait, so there’s a box full of money somewhere with my name on it?” He thrills for a moment — how many years’ worth of rent could be sitting in…

“Listen, big guy,” Roland cuts him off. “There was, for a while, but… you never came back, so…” He hesitated. “We voted to put it back into the town budget.”

David’s voice rises nearly a full octave. “You voted on what to do with my money?” 

“Well, you weren’t coming to get it!” Roland stammers. “It was a joke to you people— you just said that. We weren’t gonna just let the money sit there when we could use it for… town stuff.” He pauses, looking uncomfortable in the wake of his attempt to be firm. Then, he shrivels. “It was Ronnie’s idea.”

David takes a third deep breath through his nose.

“Mmkay,” he says. “Well, I’m here now, and I’m gonna need the key to that box.” Roland looks like he’s going to protest, but David doesn’t allow it. “Since you apparently can’t be trusted to make any aesthetic decisions around here.”

The mayor looks him over. “You gonna… take that over, champ?”

“Maybe I will.”

[upsidedownism]

have some patience for the part of me that’s lost. 

there's been a hundred times, when i don't recognize any of you that love me, i try to memorize and identify but it's all getting foggy.

( playlist here. ) 

top six: 

mr. forgettable — david kushner —  ❝ the old me hides, while the new me fights, look in my eyes he's still in there, right? did the kitchen change? what about your name? you used to be my heart, and now you're just a face, my head is in the clouds right now, just pray i come around, around, hello, hello, are you lonely? i’m sorry, it's just the chemicals, ❞

seven — taylor swift —  ❝ and i’ve been meaning to tell you, i think your house is haunted, your dad is always mad and that must be why, and I think you should come live with me and we can be pirates, then you won't have to cry, or hide in the closet, ❞

looking too closely — fink —  ❝ put your arms around somebody else, don't punish yourself, punish yourself, truth is like blood underneath your fingernails, and you don't wanna hurt yourself, hurt yourself, looking too closely, looking too closely, ❞

family line — conan gray —  ❝ scattered 'cross my family line, i’m so good at telling lies, that came from my mother's side told a million to survive, scattered 'cross my family line god, i have my father's eyes, but my sister's when i cry i can run, but i can't hide from my family line, ❞

garden song — phoebe bridgers —  ❝ i don't know how, but i’m taller, it must be something in the water, everything's growing in our garden, you don't have to know that it's haunted, the doctor put her hands over my liver, she told me my resentment's getting smaller, ❞

junebug — robert francis — ❝ you'd put the moon in a basket on your bike front by the coast, the way your face lit up in pale grief you were a ghost, you liked to play with darkness, all the universe could give, i was the home you once tried to escape, the dark in which you lived, soon they'd find you laying there with several different homes, they'd find you laying on their porches, do you need to use the phone? and lure you into their rooms, that was the last i heard of june, and that was love i could not allow, ❞

mike is a devastatingly lonely character, and his biggest trauma is the fact that his best friend went missing , and i don’t think it’s talked enough about the fact that he had to see what he presumed was his best friend dying from ‘suicide’ and being pulled from the quarry and he still thinks about that time. it’s different now, he knows that it is, but putting yourself in the shoes of someone who should’ve been off away at college with his friends but dealing with all this shit is A Lot

i haven’t gone much into it yet but mike deals with touch aversion, he can only ( barely ) handle it with people that he trusts and that list is about maybe three people, but we’re working on it. 

family lines is the wheelers baby ! i could’ve copy and pasted the entire song but he loves his siblings, he just doesn’t know how to say it. many years of resentment of not being nancy, and years of resentment of not being holly, and being this kind of outcasted kid that was a little abrasive in high school because his parents weren’t paying attention. 

mike doesn’t hold himself in high regards in terms of the party, he never has, he’s meant to be the ‘leader’ but he knows that he’s not. he fails consistently time and time again to keep people safe, and he never knows his place or if he’ll ever truly be able to fit in. 

seven is literally about his bisexuality , ted said one unsavoury thing and he’s never been able to forget about it. 

most of the lyrics speak for themselves i should be asleep 

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TW: 1x07 "Reflections"

Disclaimer: It goes without saying, if you don’t like, don’t read. And as I always say, criticism of a show does not equate to criticism of actors (or executive producers) as people so if you choose to continue, please leave all stanage (in particular, AA baggage) at the door.

Written by: David H. Goodman & Robbie Thompson

Directed by: Richard Speight, Jr.

Rating: 6/10

Pros: decent mid-season finale; A+ usage of 15x18 theme for John and Henry's scene & the usage of the Winchester theme; I have decided to adopt an alien-spider dog & I'm starting a group for all alien spider-dog moms on Facebook so let me know if you want to join (Roxy would join but she's, ya know, floating in a dimension somewhere that doesn't have decent Wifi); Samuel's entrance; the Jary kiss felt earned; Speight directing (yes, you could definitely feel it); music choices are starting to be more on point for the time period and the overall vibe of the show

Cons: The Akrida obviously being a copy of SPN demons (which is why we haven't seen too many demons thus far btw) & just the SPN copying in general, I thought this show was supposed to expand the universe, not clone every single facet of it; Bridget's own Party City wig; rather than ADR, they kept Meg's cracking loss of voice in; Dean's voiceover

Dean voiceover: “There comes a time in every hunt when the fighting starts. And the difference between winning and losing isn't whether you have the holy water, the wooden stake, or the silver bullet. It's whether you got the grit to get the job done.” - Still not quite Dean (too much of a bit of an accent present) but closer - you're getting warmer, Jensen

Isn’t Mary concerned they might hear her or John’s voice? If there was someone in there?

Oh boy, Samuel’s bag covered in blood, not good

So in SPN the MoL bunker in Lebanon was empty because of Abbadon, right? Idr that storyline too well, did Abbadon and all of the demons/Hell Knights wipe out all MoL? I wonder if we’ll get the answer later since I see Gil is in this episode

A werewolf, another supernatural guard, just like Mrs. Butters

“Me being in here cooked right through him” - I’m sorry, I’m just going to say it, the Akrida idea and execution is stupid - I seriously feel like this was their response to copy the demons that Dean and Sam came up against in season 1 (with YED leading to Lillith then leading to Lucifer)

Are those 3 spikes on the ground next to Akrida!Hector?

OMG SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WITH THAT HAIR??? Did they shop at the same wig store they got Sam’s wig from in the SPN series finale? That is genuinely terrible - why not just curl Bridget’s actual hair at that point? - there’s a difference between 70’s style hair and a mop head that’s been in a violent windstorm only to then be turned into a wannabe shag carpet

So if she’s the queen of the Akrida, why use a scalpel to threaten this guy? Doesn’t she have the alien spider-dog hanging around at her beck and call? Was he not able to come through the alien spider-doggie door?

Ah, there he is! (love how the guy barely spares him a glance btw)

The Ostium…interesting name...I'm not going to say what it makes me think of, I'm not going to...nope...mm-mmm...lips zipped

And just like that he knows his dad’s handwriting? - I mean, I get that he’s probably read and reread Henry’s letter hundreds of times by now but that seems rather impossible to tell that quickly? Especially not using the letter to reference?

Awww Carlos 🥺 

I’m glad they brought Millie in, it feels more like a mid-season finale episode now

Of course Carlos and Mary get pulled over by Mop Head--sorry, I mean Roxy

Ooo Meg, a little bad acting here

The best thing about this scene? Bridget - no surprise there, she always plays a wickedly entertaining bad guy

Nice move, Carlos

Meg sounded sick in this scene, like she was losing her voice a bit - girl, get you some Ricola drops or something. How horrible they made her shoot dialogue when she's literally lost her voice (yes, I know, that's the industry, but still, how does that work in the episode's favor?)

That was a nice scene between Millie and Ada

Good song choice

Awww Carlos doesn’t want to lose Mary or the group, understandable

I love Ada’s magic so far in this show - if they do bring some SPN originals to cross over, I really hope Rowena is one of them, I’d love for her and Ada to cross paths

Oh yeah, Meg is definitely losing her voice *goes all mom and picks up phone to leave Robbie another voicemail; ignores his greeting telling me specifically not to leave another message*

Ah, the infamous Dean/Winchester theme coming into play when John brings the object - this is going to be important for John’s character I’m assuming

So, Henry showed up after all (also love how they had Mary have the lighted up halo as being John’s “saving grace” in the beginning of that scene)

Wow, are they playing the confession scene music during this scene???? W O W - this is obviously very important for John (and this reiterates how important that 15x18 scene was for Dean's character)

And the Winchester/Dean theme comes back into play - wow, they’re really going all out for this one

So I’m confused or maybe I’m just not remembering, do they know Henry died before this moment or how? Or no? If not, neither John nor Millie asked him? And they suddenly knew they needed to do a seance? Or maybe it was in Henry's letter and I'm just not remembering? Like a "if you're reading this, I'm dead" kind of thing?

I think Drake did a great job in this scene

And just like that, Roxy is gone? Bridget did a whole whopping 3 episodes this season? How was she not the queen? Bridget, don't worry, you'll always be my queen, just not of a weird alien bug species - don't worry, girl, I've got you

They sure have a lot of monster essence when they only dealt with 1, 2, 3 tops so far this season?

The first kiss and a callback to the first episode - I wouldn’t say this moment was overflowing with chemistry but it sort of felt earned? Way more than another couple in another show of Jensen's that shall remain nameless *cough* Big Sky *cough cough*

I couldn't help but laugh when the door broke open and their kiss got interrupted only because it was like 'did you guys really forget that a rabid pack of weird alien spider-dogs are trying to break down the door to kill y'all?'

The Samuel save was a good one - I thoroughly enjoyed that part of the scene - not gonna lie, I expected Clark Kent's laser eyes to come into play but Tom/Samuel wielding the Akrida-sucking-ghost-trap-thing was pretty good, too...now he just has to put that thing into the Containment Unit & we're golden, then they can go to that Big Kennel in a random dimension

Gotta say, I wasn’t sure how I’d feel about Tom as Samuel but I’ve never been so relieved to see anyone in this show as much as I was with him

So, the monster essences are going to wake the queen, I take it? *thinks about this* Is Mary going to be in a mecha-suit soon doing battle with a huge alien spider-dog/wolf thing? Because I gotta admit, that kinda feels like where this is heading with the whole Alien queen thing (I'm not thinking Aliens, you are) - either that or a huge fucking wasp creature thing

As always, Speight delivers

Episode theme: you have to have the will to get the job done, to keep pushing forward

Monsters: The alien spider-dogs were a bit creepy when there was more than 2 of them - *writes note to self*: do not get more than 2 for the house, keep them out in the yard (good luck, mail person!), do not install any doggie doors, check out alien spider-dog obedience school, tell your neighbors not to let their kids or cats within 500 ft of the property, keep a mop head wig close by and only break out for emergencies, no bath time, and definitely do not feed these little shits after midnight

Chemistry: Mary and Carlos; Ada and Millie; Carlos and Latika; John and Mary

Ending Thoughts: Not bad for a mid-season finale for this show. I think it's starting to make its way, slowly but surely. I’m curious to see how the father/daughter scenes between Samuel and Mary play out when the show returns. I have to say, there were times I had no desire to continue this show due to the writing, the lazy-not-even-hiding-it outright copying of everything SPN, the overall mess, but it’s gotten somewhat better as it’s progressed so depending on how the mid-season premiere goes on January 24th, that will determine if I continue with the series or not (something tells me I will but because I like to be all mysterious and shit so I don't want to give the game away too soon... *whispers* I'll probably continue watching it)

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CURRENT OC SITUATION:

bios for the kings (Adam, Christina, Emily, Jackson, David, Stacy, Alison): HERE

Jodi Pierce: same year as nancy + jonathan. was friends with benefits with billy until he got his shit together and got with [preferred partner for billy here]. they're still friends bc she's literally is only one lol. very style forward. socially mobile and well liked without really belonging anywhere. new wave, funk and proto-indie. likes the muppets, puppets and animatronics and makes puppets of her own for comedy shit. dates robin. finds out she and eddie are half siblings bc her mom had an affair w/ his dad pre-3 bc her mom has a crisis about them being in the same grade now. it's a mess but they're working on it.

Shannon Harrington: roughly nancy's age. steve's younger sister. she's also very popular and extremely funny. she's on the volleyball and cheerleading teams. she's a loud pain in the ass and deeply weird when you actually know her. she's Peak annoying younger sister. still considers steve probably her best friend bc he's the only one who actually knows her and still likes her. she is a tinkerbell who will die without attention and her entire outward personality is geared to ensuring attention. also has like no filter, no shame and says wild shit so often. pop music fiend.

Rhiannon Hargrove: nancy's age. billy's younger biological sister. named after the fleetwood mac song and hates it. is one of those memes of someone who looks sweet and nice that has the subtitle of something like "i'm about to fucking lose it". she and billy pretty co-dependent and rhia's life is heavily controlled by neil and billy tho for different reasons. trying to make this new family shit work but people are Testing Her. can be just as shitty as billy but is usually better at reigning her anger in for the most part (or really she just lets it stew until she Snaps lol rip). a little pop-y and little boho. she and chrissy would get on except that rhia would snap jason's spine over her fucking knee in 0.0005 secs of meeting him so lol. takes after their mother a lot in looks and personality, not sure how she feels about that since she's not a fan of her as much as billy still is. still tries to fight back against neil when he gets physical about 50% of the time, usually when he's going after billy.

Richard Brandon Mayfield: goes by his middle name brandon bc he hates richard. is about 14-15 when they move to hawkins. he's the epitome of the DW "this sign can't stop me because i can't read!" meme. he's a dipshit and he means business. literally all the other siblings are smarter than him but he doesn't give a shit and it's not a thing for him. he's gay and he's so aggressively average about it. like he just is what he is and like ???? that's it???? doesn't think their dad is as cool as max does. deadass tries to go toe to toe with neil every. single. time. you cannot TELL this child otherwise. he is a fratboy and an idiot and he could be 100000% shifaced and never get your pronouns wrong even tho he doesn't get SHIT about what ur talking about. he's gonna go to trade school after hs for carpentry. he and will get together at some point lol.

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Dadvid Oneshot - Father’s Day

You know those cringe-worthy gifts that always appear during and around father’s day? Mugs that day ‘#1 Dad’, and tee-shirts with god-awful puns on them? Max had always found them stupidly funny- and maybe it was because if he’d given them to his father, he’d be laughed at. He knows that it’d never be actually used, or even touched - maybe never even looked at again after that moment. Besides, they were a money-grabber- if his father ever really wanted something for Father's day he'd make him a shitty card with computer paper and washable Crayola markers, rather than buy a price-jaked mug just because it was rewarding something that shouldn't have to be rewarded.

So, he’d never bothered to buy one, nonetheless, look at them when he goes shopping. Though, this time was different. He’d been living with David for a while, and he lost a bet to Gwen. “You, sir, are going to pick something out for David that he will like and appreciate!” she scolds as they walk down the aisles of the supermarket.

There were a lot of things out catering toward fathers, and to be honest, Max had never really thought to look at them- but he knew that they’d show up annually. Toolboxes, mugs, beard-shaving kits, aprons that completely were against the idea of men actually cooking.. oh boy. 

“I don’t see the appeal of me doing this,” Max grumbles, looking at the shelves lined with items. “He’s not my... Dad, Gwen.” “You lost the bet,” she scoffs, “You are sticking to your word!” Max groans loudly, picking up a mug that had something about being the ‘World’s Best’ father on it. “This,” he grumbles, rolling his eyes. He’d put no thought into it at all, but the isle was nauseating, and the lights in the store were becoming too bright to just stand-in. 

“He’ll love it, Max,” Gwen’s voice softens, her eyes lighting up at the poor tween-age boy. He just glares back, “I wonder if he’ll notice that there are millions of mugs just like it, and ever poor excuse of a father will be getting one.” “... I’m sure he won't, pick a card, and let’s go pay,” 

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Max sighs deeply, signing the card that he picked up for David. The outside of the card was awfully childish, and the inside had a stupid pun about dinosaurs. It had nothing to do with Father’s Day, and Gwen was actually sure it was a birthday card, but it was the only one that Max actually showed interest in and after all, it’s the thought that counts, right? Right.

 “What’d you write inside it?” Gwen asks with a laugh, staring at the boy in front of her, who slams his pen down on the table. “Dear David, you smell, you suck, you’re dumb, good luck with life, Love-” he clears his throat, “SINCERELY, Max,” he corrects himself, making Gwen laugh loudly. “Right, I’m sure he’ll love it," she responds with mild sarcasm, but she knew that even if that's really what Max wrote, David would love it all the same. Because then it would've obviously came from Max, to be fair. 

Max shrugs, he could care less- or so he says. As much as he hates Father’s day, he couldn’t help but admit that yes, David was the closest thing to a stable father figure that he’d had in his life.. and yes, he was incredibly thankful for him. He huffs, shaking out his hair and grabbing the mug, wrapping it in tissue paper and shoving it in the gift bag, along with the card.

Gwen would not let him lick the card’s envelope shut.

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“Gwen is making me give this to you,” Max announces Father’s day morning at the breakfast table, putting the bag on the table. David turns around quickly, his eyes somewhat wide. “What for?” he asks, raising an eyebrow at Max. Max grumbles under his breath and crosses his arms over his chest. “What was that, Max? I cannot hear you!” David says, a smile creeping upon his face. He knew exactly what it was, I mean, it did say ‘Happy Father’s Day across the bag. "It's for Father's Day you fucking jackass!" Max shouts, shoving the bag forward. "Gwen made me buy it for you." "That was very thoughtful of her," David grins, picking up the bag. "I love gifts! She knows that!" David reaches inside pulling out the card. 

He opens the envelope, reading the inside. "Dear David, thanks for always being there for me, it means a lot. You're the best David I could've asked for, Love, Max," he reads out loud. Max's face was flushed with embarrassment, his ears turning red with anger. "Why'd you read it out loud, asshole!?" he shouts, his arms going around himself tighter. "We're the only ones here, Max, besides- it was super sweet, kiddo!" David argues with a grin. Max shakes his head, opening his mouth to argue again, but decides it's not worth it. 

David reaches for the gift, pulling out the cheesy mug. The mug that they made millions of, claiming that they were all given to the best. The mug that plenty of dads got every Father's Day, some even getting more than once in their fatherly experience. Max stares down at the table, refusing to watch David remove the tissue paper from the mug, revealing the 'World's Best Dad' vinyl text on it. David gasps, setting it down against the table. He doesn't say a word, looking at Max, then the mug, and then Max again. "... World's Best Dad," he murmurs out loud, a wide grin on his face. "Don't think too much into it, jackass," Max grumbles. "Gwen made me do it," he repeats, heavy emphasis on 'made'. "It's still so... Kid!" David's eyes well up with tears and he moves over to the grumpy child. 

Max protests as he's wrapped into a loving embrace. "Get off me, David," he grumbles, trying to fight out of his arms. "Thank you, Son!" David grins, looking toward Max for protest. He found none. 

I mean, David was kind of right, Max hated to admit. He'd gotten lucky. He had two experiences with 'Father' figures, and really, David was the best of the options. He was really Max's World's Best Dad. He was Max's Best Dad, even if he wasn't his dad. He was his David.

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Baby // Headcannons

words //

warnings // non really, this is teeth rotting fluff, any deisre for children after this is not my fault, blame Måneskin 😂

pairing // Måneskin members x GN!Reader

author's note // lol i decided to use these photos cause it looks more aesthetically pleasing. anyways i hope you enjoy the headcannons also don't forget the "sleepover" on sunday yayyyyy...

request // yes here

summary // Måneskin as parents

Damiano David

damiano as a father would be the absolute sweetest

the man looks intimidating in photos but the moment he opens his mouth is the sweetest

thus the conclusion that he’d be the softest father in existence

will be extremely hands on raising your kid the whole time

he refuses to not do his absolute best to be there as much as possible for your guys’ child

will never complain about having to change diapers

for some reason I imagine damiano to be the type of father that would take baths with his child

“look, look at daddy’s hair”

while he has some kind of ‘intricate’ hairstyle with tons of foam all around it

will literally cry for pretty much every milestone of the child

“di-did they just laugh? Y/N, our child just laughed, stop laughing at me!”

meanwhile he is borderline sobbing

i can also imagine him if not crying just laughing in excitement at something they do

like say your guys’ child has taken up some kind of sport or martial art, they will show the most recent thing they learned to damiano and he will start giggling in pleasant surprise

“Dio mio, amore, that was fucking awsome!”

will have a hard time not cursing in front of the child sometimes

but he’s working on it

will take tons of walks around the city, in parks and stuff, together

can just imagine him in nature, holding hands with this tiny little human being

ahuaifjn my heart dudes

will be supportive of them no matter what

be it the child’s sexuality, gender identity, career and hobbies

as long as they can be safe he doesn’t mind at all

will try not to cry when his kid will move away

if they move somewhere close by rest assured he will never not be at their house

“you know dad, you have a house of your own, don’t you like it better?”

“nah, the sun hits this place really nicely, i enjoy it”

will def take you and the kid along when traveling, when possible of course

I can also just imagine him having his kid on stage at a show and just kind of playing around and singing and awwwwwwwwwwwww

Why do I want this? i don't even want kids!!!!!!

Thomas Raggi

Thomas is a similar case to Damiano but of course with his differences

instead of taking walks around he just takes naps with them

you can not even count the times you have come home, calling for thomas and your kid and neither responds

so you get worried a bit but then you see them napping on the couch

will nap with your kid in the weirdest places

can and will fall asleep together on a chair in the balcony/yard

I feel like he would spoil them a bit?

especially if he’s been away for long, he will return home baring gifts

from a cute shirt, to something pretty expensive that reminded him of them

will always bring snacks from different countries, like chocolates for belgium or nougat from greece (yes it is kind of a traditional candy in some greek islands especially)

might not take baths with them like damiano but i can see thomas just playing around with the hose outside in the yard

“Dad, no it’s cold! stoooop it!”

“Oh come on, it's burning out here! don’t you love the little cooling effect?”

will know when not to throw water at your kid of course, it is always done in good fun when they’ve gone outside with the solemn reason of playing with the water

dance parties at the most random moments

like a song they both like plays at a store

they will start dancing in the middle of the store

sometimes you act like you dont know them

others you join it

how sweet

ok but like picknics at the park

you just lay in a blanket, thomas and your child are non stop playing around until they get tired

and when thomas sits down the kid is still all over him and they are being so cuddly with each other

will always remind them of their jacket

Victoria De Angelis

victoria would feel a little awkward at first

idk but although i'm sure she is the sweetest with children i feel that she will not be sure how to act at first

maybe she would view your baby as very very fragile at first and be very afraid of her movements as to not do anything to hurt them

i can not stop thinking of victoria when her child is sick or feels down

she will immediately go mama bear at them

“Are you feeling alright?”

“Does your head hurt?”

“Do you feel cold?”

why do i feel she would get into superstitions sometimes

“i should call your mum, Y/N (if you're from a culture that believes in that). someone gave them the evil eye. of course they did, you're amazing!”

feels very proud of the outfits she gives your kids i swear

“this is perfect! Y/N look how cute they look!! You have the matching shirt, right?”

will go above and beyond for them

doesn’t care what time it is, if her baby needs her she’s there

tickle fights are a must in your household

she will always laugh hysterically even if your kid doesn’t actually tickle her

the cutest thing is them two just sleeping together in the car when going somewhere

poor chilli now has to endure to children bothering her lol

victoria would be extremely protective of your child, not only if they got hurt but even with the idea that they could

will always be proud mama™

"they are amazing, how can i not be proud"

Ethan Torchio

Remember how I said Victoria would feel kind of scared of doing something wrong and hurting your kid?

ethan is even more worried

idk, i see this man as an absolute gentle giant

i can see him just staring at the baby the first time he sees them with so much adoration, as if in a trance

now…

out of all of them ethan is the “strictest”

i feel like you would be the one to try to sneak desert before dinner and ethan would just scold both you and your child

“Y/N, I told them no before! Come on!”

just like them all he is willing to go to the end of the world for that kid

will not hesitate to bring them the moon if he could, no questions asked

i feel like he would be the one your child confides in the most

like i can imagine your teenager sneaking out, something going wrong and calling ethan first!

he will die from the worry when he gets the call but as i said will go to the ends of the world for them

ethan will never even once yell at them

scold them a few times? sure

but yell? not even once!

now imagine this man with a little child wearing his shirt at the beach, walking around and showing them the beach

“You see those lights over there? They are windmills. They collect energy from the wind. how cool is that”

very close to my grandmother pointing out the windmills she’s seeing every summer for the past 20 years lol

he is so wholesome, will turn everything into a learning opportunity

i feel like he would be the father that is so embarrassing to the child because of how wholesome he is some times

but both them and their friends would confide in him

will literally father their friends if they need it omg

he is the type to see you holding them for the first time, or just holding them and doing something and just getting horny

“come on amore, let’s have one more!”

“ethan no”

he’s like telepathically communicate with them

it gets creepy but he does that to you two

he just knows when you need anything

tag list: @bieberhoodforever @tabi-toast

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the kids from this pic >>   a few years older with a bit more solid designs (might change in the future, just depends) more under the cut

alright so lets get to me describing them starting with...  They are ALL chaos gremlins, different types of chaos gremlins, but still chaos gremlins. (like danny) -oldest to youngest- Damian- oldest 16 yr. genderfluid he/she pronouns (depends on the days vibes), he's responsible+sarcastic and loves jewelry+ pranking people (usually members of danny's royal court that she doesn't like) favorite relative is uncle flynn (dannys cousin, see this post>>)

   she is a clone made by vlad while he was trying to recreate how danny stabilized ellie(dani) so he could make the perfect clone son. (damian was only kept around cause of his red hair) later on danny found out about what vlad was doing and finally did his job as ghost king and threw vlad in jail. (where he belongs) Danny took 1 look at the only stable clone(damian) and went "oh, i have a kid now. ok. i need to ask Jazz if i can borrow her parenting books" Daphne- older twin 13 yr. extrovert+ troublemaker (like her dad), loves fasion (constaly trying to get Dane to do the matching clothes thing) and really good at sporty things, does track and field + plays soccer. Dane- younger twin (by 4mins, yes its important {to him}) introvert +also a troublemaker, loves book (he doesn't have a bedroom he has a library with a bed in it) and is super loyal to his friends (doesn't have a lot but the few he has r super close)    -for both twins- they're the embodiment of the siblings that r best friends 1 moment and bitter enemies the next. Dane will only go along with Daphne's matching clothes ideas when A- theres some official royal ghost event that the kids have to go to(he just doesn't want to bother with fancy clothes) or B- he's not currently in a prank war with her (so not often). their favorite relive is aunt ellie (dani) and they fight over who gets to hang out with her their other parent was a human(not someone from amity), and the relationship fell apart after they found out about ghosts. Dana- 12 yr. agender they/them, they're pretty laid back + quiet (enjoys walking up behind people and just standing there silently till the person turns around and gets the sh*t scared out of them). they go along with their siblings plans for chaos (is usually the only reason the plan succeeds) when they're not instigating or egging on their siblings fights they like to play video games (they do both at once alot) favorite relitive is aunt Jazz    -second verse same as the first. danny was dating a human that didn't know about ghosts and after finding out the relationship ended. so danny decided to just date ghosts from then on. (or humans that already know about ghost before hand) David- 10 yr. ftm he/him, very shy around strangers and super curious (like a little kitten, and he causes just as much chaos as 1) he's the kid that askes a million why questions. likes watching movies (fights with dana over who gets to use the tv) and has like a million stuffed animals    his other parent is a fae like ghost (not disney or tolken fae, i mean the terrifying folklore ones) that was like "danny i love u, but i cant take the pressure of being married to a king" and danny was like "i understand, can we still be friends", and they did stay friends. hes the kids honorary uncle.   Dawn- 6 1/2 yr. she is literally chaos incarnate, constantly bouncing off the walls and once she gets an idea in her head theres no getting rid of it. shes super stubborn. likes music +dancing. she's always following danny around and imitates him cause she wants to be a hero like her dad.      she's another clone of danny, but idk who made her/why she was made. probably said this before but, my danny is always trans and bi (unless otherwise stated)

(also thanks to @floralflowerpower​ for talking to me about these guys and making me actually think about their characters a bit and not just their designs)