#ddr gold

[djrobokat]

I made some other stickers from my past fanarts. It's my first time doing something like this, so I ended up mashing stickers from two fandoms in one sheet.

Here are two Dead End: Paranormal Park fanarts featuring Barney Guttman and Logs Nguyen with vectors of DDR pads and a fanart of Louis-Concent III from DDR X. Next time I do something like this, I'll separate the fandoms and do more original stuff.

[stupot]

I got my first AA+ on a lvl 18 yesterday 🥹

[wavetapper]

goal chart for twodicks atm is holic spa moooostly because i have an all consuming obsession with the ddr dp expert LMFAO

[victorluvsalice]

-->And then heard a weird musical sting, and looked over at Smiler to realize they were absolutely Hysterical from all this fun. AKA, one good giggle fit away from death. D: I quickly got them away from the games to chat with Victor, who laid a Heat Of The Moment kiss on them as a distraction. XD Once they’d gotten their flirt on a bit, I had Smiler go calm themselves down in the bathroom mirrors (never mind they have no reflection to do so) -- once they were safely just Very Inspired, I then let them hop on the DDR machine while Victor shot some hoops at the basketball machine. As my game threw out ANOTHER barista-related error. *grumbles* I don’t know if that’s the game, one of my mods, or what, but seems I’m gonna have to be careful playing for a while...

-->And then I looked at the date timer, saw that they only had thirty minutes left, and was like “crap, forget the games, finish socializing, do more cute things together!” XD Fortunately they were more than amenable to kissing and flirting some more, and the date ended with them having reached Gold level as well, yay! Not like I need those VIP buckets, but fuck it, we can recycle them or something. I just wanted my boy and my enby to have a good time.

-->With that date done, it was time to send the pair home, where I found Alice, still in werewolf form, sitting on the couch watching some classic Sims TV. Which gave me an idea – VICTOR had already fulfilled the “watch Romantic TV” tradition I slapped on the holiday a while back, but Alice and Smiler hadn’t. And despite the fact it was past midnight, the holiday wasn’t quite over yet (they don’t end until 2 AM the next morning). So I had Alice turn off the classics, let out a somber howl to keep her Fury down, change back into her human form, then put on the Romance channel before sending Victor and Smiler over to join her on the couch. Holiday ended with the three of them hanging out for a while, watching goofy medical dramas and doing a little bit of flirting, before Smiler got up and left Alice and Victor to it while they made a drink over at their bar in the party barn. XD At least they all had an extremely successful Love Day!

*whew* Yeah, that was a bit more chaotic than I wanted – at least for Victor and Alice, at any rate! Seriously – I can get that the problems with them getting their food was because the cafe’s probably a little too small and was built with form over function in mind, but the FUCK was with townies just randomly flirting with Alice?! Like I said, that didn’t happen on Victor and Smiler’s date – everyone just left them alone! Does Alice have some sort of setting on her that makes townies think it’s okay to get up close and personal on her, because I have GOT to turn that off if so. Talk about the most unAlice thing ever... But at least I got my two good dates in the end. Next time, we wrap up in-game spring with another trip to Van Liddelton Groceries! The gang filled the shelves, and now we have to empty them. See you then!

[ram-bles]

daisuke / reader | call it love.

#: angst. fix-it but not really. character deaths. not proof read.

Daisuke could've have been many things.

Sounds blasting from many speakers of several flashy machines. Buttons clicking and the satisfying sound of a faux cha-ching and similar shiny effects added to the mix. He popped the panel close on one of the DDR cabinets before twisting the key to lock it after doing some troubleshoots. He flashes a grin and thumbs up at the teens who were now ready to play. They remind him of himself, skipping class to drop by the arcade with his friends.

The blare of a car horn snaps him back. Was he that sleepy? He almost drops his umbrella. It was raining and he flips a finger at the driver before pointing at the pedestrian lane. His shift just ended. Finally. Unfortunately, it was rush hour and the way back to the train station wasn't all too fun. It ended up being packed and he grips on the handles hanging from the ceiling. It sucks. It was mundane. The only color to his uniform was his pink necktie adorned with embroidered hibiscus of a shade slightly brighter than the cloth.

The stadium lights were blinding and the cheers and chants were deafening. This was the final game for this season. Just one last round to seal that shiny gold trophy. It was nerve wracking. No pressure right? The grip on his bat tightens for a moment as he positions himself.

There were many more like this, all these visions. Happy, sad, and all the emotions. But they all seem to have something similar. One of his rings were either added or repositioned on his left hand. Ring finger to be exact.

After doing a round through the arcade, he approaches the counter where you were working in. Daisuke's arm wraps around your waist as he kisses you and you playfully smack his shoulder and he laughs. What is this, a romcom? Corny. You fucking loved it anyways. You adjust the collar of his colorful Hawaiian shirt as an excuse for him to hold you longer before he excuses himself to check something at the back, making sure to leave you one more kiss.

Home. It was a shitty, small, cheap apartment. But it was home. Daisuke thought the stupid doorknob would be his reason to crashout that day, but when he hears a bark and footsteps, he stops and waits. The door flies open and he was dragged in by the necktie, then pressed up against the door as it closes and you lock it as you kissed him. He drops everything and returns all the affection tenfold. All of the day's stress washes off when you ramble about what you cooked for dinner and what you and Polle — the dog — saw for this morning's walk.

A home-fucking-run. The cheers and screams were deafening, hell, he probably screamed so loud his voice would be screwed later, but he doesn't care. He immediately tried to find where you were seated and made a dash for it, lifting you up and kissing you without care. Daisuke does this all for you, of course. You're the reason why he's got into the team after all.

You were in all of them. You made it all tolerable no matter how shitty it was.

Even in this one. When instead of closing his eyes, he looks at you, stained with what he thinks was his blood. He couldn't tell with this lighting.

Where you held his limp hand as you wailed, frustrated, angry, sad— you can't tell either but it hurt. It was all too sudden for you to process your feelings. Even Swansea couldn't console you and you couldn't even say Daisuke's name if you tried. Too busy sobbing. It was definitely overwhelming and it gets into someone's head. It only quiets when the bullet hits the middle of you parietal bone and you fall on Daisuke's body, laying on his chest.

How romantic.

[pollux-starsz]

as i was working on a beach day writing for @wyervan 's dca slasher au (check them out btw!!!! :D) i had the impulse to draw out the outfit Kalamela is wear throughout the entire thing (because im awesome and i did NOT make Smoon flustered over her for no reason in this writing, which is yet to be finished , I'm procrastinating..)

I absolutely adore how I did the coloring for this one! Also I'm getting better at shoes XD

Rambles below the cut!!

- So, I had this little thought about Kalamela's cooking. I kept thinking, she doesn't have as big as a sweet tooth as people would think. But she LOVES savory and spicy food, so I think she'd like to try different spices with Moonie. There hasn't been a time yet where it's too much but who's to say she won't burn her tastebuds one day.

- Since she's living with them, (save her) I can't help but think she would be very upset with the Slasher boys if her pets announce the slightest amount of annoyance towards them. She WILL make them get treats for her babies.

- She paints her nails a lot, so I think she'd paint Sun's as well!! Not that he has a choice, she needs to know how the colors look.

- Her and Moon playing DDR except it ends in a brawl because Moon lost (not surprising but Sun did make them both clean the arcade afterwards).

- I keep picturing Moon having an odd interest in gum. He just likes the different types of flavours, textures or just how they look.

- Sun's over working ass getting sick and being taken care of by Kalamela but cue Moon making fun of him for being coddled.... He also got sick two days later from Sun so now BOTH of them are being coddled. Kalamela doesn't like it, she thinks they should both do their shit themselves but thanks to her heart of gold and 3 containers of ice cream waiting for her in the fridge, she pushes on.

- Do not let Kalamela dress them in her choice of clothing style(s). It happened as an attempt many times, but when she finally got them to actually wear the outfits (out in public as well), she was ignored for about a week. Mostly by Moon, Sun actually took a liking to it all.

- She made them wear one of her dresses and try on a few skirts. Moon and Sun bickered over who could rock it more. The answer is both of them, by the way.

- Kalamela got sick for a full two months during winter and the boys schedule consisted of "Wake Kalamela", " Feed Kalamela (and fail)", "Wake Kalamela", "Get Kalamela out of the bedroom (50/50 attempt)", "Give up (She wouldn't budge)", "Continue with our day (They also gave up with her bullshit)".

- Kalamela speaks entire conversations with them in Czech and they can't do anything but smile and nod. Moon can pick up a few words and Sun.. can really only make out what sounds like a curse word.

- Mango learned to say Sun and Moon's names and never shuts up. Moon likes it until he's sleeping and gets woken up, Sun got fed up within the first hour.

- Moon, when he was drunk, also got Kalamela drunk. Which then led to them running out into those large, open grass areas off the side of highways. Yes, Sun had to supervise them.

- Kalamela doesn't understand U.S. currency sometimes, despite now living in the U.S. for years now. Sun and Moon both help to convert the currency difference for her, she always feels bad that they need too. Doesn't stop her from complaining about the prices, of course!

- Moon is so smitten for her, he bought her too many flower bouquets for her birthday. She kept them all and also planted a few of them outside her house! Sun still thinks he needs to chill, if you ignore his list of 500 Valentine's Day gifts to get her. Obviously, Moon is the more crazy one! Totally not Sun! How could he ever!

- They all sit on the couch eating pizza and fries on Sunday's. They watch random TV channels until they all fall asleep or end up complaining about their day.

- Sun and Moon visit Crystal Cove so often that they both have their own little discount and have keys to the building. They get to thank Kalamela for that one.

Bonus doodles of her because I was practicing poses and perspective (kill me now)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Fantasy high headcanons let’s gooooo

Fhjy spoilers, long post so it goes ✨under the cut✨

Weekly sleepovers but that’s a given

Somewhere in one of the rooms in Mordred the Bad Kids all carved their names somewhere

Kristen and Fig have an entire corner of the Mordred living room designated as the ‘Secret Service Corner’

Riz is so good at shoplifting to the point that every time they go shopping Sklonda just keeps shooting glances at Riz’s hands to make sure he isn’t taking something or thinking about taking something

She has an entire pocket of her purse dedicated to distraction fidget toys because he can’t shoplifting if he doesn’t have anything to shoplift with

Fig perfected her screamo voice over the summer before freshman year (yknow the one where she was really pissed at her mom. Yeah that summer)

If Fabian ever needs advice on anything his go tos are Riz and Cathilda

Anytime one of the Bad Kids get a call in the middle of the night they just assume it’s Riz

Adaine is the only one allowed to ignore texts and calls and that’s only because she just uses the Message spell to respond to people

Kristen learned Morse code to talk to Fig in class

Fig does not know Morse code but by Cass she can pretend she does

After dropping out Fig will occasionally just shift into different fake students and drop by the others classes

The party always knows its her but nobody else ever does

The freshman thinks it’s a myth (legendary rockstar who dropped out of the school and is being hunted by the school just randomly shows up to classes she has never been enrolled in even when she did go there) but the seniors keep being like “no I swear to god I saw her at lunch earlier she’s gonna be in my class today I know it”

Agent Clark is always hunting her

Kristen Applebees has POTS and Ehlers Danlos Syndrome because I said so she my special girl

Gorgug has made each of the Bad Kids a playlist

And now for a list of things the party has banned Kristen “dex score of 3” Applebees from doing

Playing on Fabian’s DDR machine

Driving

Baking (cooking is fine though)

Skateboarding

Anything involving putting her on wheels

Juggling (you’d think this wouldn’t be a problem but she did try to once. It did not go well)

Any type of stitches that Riz would be capable of

A lot of Wii games

Just Dance

She also sucks at fantasy Mario Kart but nobody can figure out if it’s the low dex or if she’s just bad at the game

The story of the DDR machine is that once Fig and Kristen challenged each other to a DDR battle to the death and Kristen danced so hard she broke an arm

That was a fun call to Jawbone /s

Adaine once gave Gorgug one of those motivational cat posters except she changed the words to say it’s Gorgug keep going

He genuinely loves it it was one of the things he took with him when he went to go live with Fabian

They’re all neurodivergent because I’m neurodivergent and I said so

Adaine weekly has to take another pair of noise cancelling headphones out of her jacket because Kristen keeps losing hers

Kristen and Adaine are the only two who know how to properly cook

Gorgug is decent at it but he mainly just follows recipes

Riz and Fabian are banned from the kitchen

Fig hasn’t even tried to cook ever everyone knows it wouldn’t end well

Kristen swears she figured out how to make cottage cheese ice cream

She just froze cottage cheese and called it a day

Riz is constantly on hire by Fig to find Bobby Dawn

He found him like a day after he was hired (Bobby Dawn really isn’t that smart) and he told Fig exactly where he was but she just keeps vaguely bothering him

Her goal is to make him think he’s haunted

Riz refuses to take free money from Fabian so Fabian just keeps paying him insane amounts to do the easiest things

1000 gold pieces to make him 1 cup of coffee

Adaine figured out how to do the whole eyes rolling back and glowing thing on command so when someone pisses her off she just casts fly on herself does that says random words and then casts scatter on the person who pissed her off

They all love shrimp and they all love cottage cheese but they absolutely resolutely agree that combined they are fucking terrible

Aguefort does an “everyone gets a a familiar” day

Riz picks a fox

Kristen gets 5 snakes. People try to tell her she only gets one familiar but who is going to argue with the most talented cleric like ever wielding 5 snakes

Fabian picks a parrot and gives him a little eyepatch

Gorgug picks a straight up fucking bear

[bustybounty]

A DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) arcade machine but with the powers of the golden boombox, anyone who starts playing is forced to finish the game.

This friend group should have known what they were getting into when they saw a shining gold arcade box with what looked like big soundboxes on the side. There was no way this arcade was normal, not just from its looks but from the game they were playing - it was too much of a coincidence!

Well, they didn't get the memo and started playing anyway, and when they did, the dances started normal at first, a lot of leg movements, hip thrusts from side to side, before the arcade started letting out higher soundwaves from the sides, the machinery even bouncing up and down somehow - but before they could stop, they were strapped into their mini dancing platforms, where they were forced to continue their dance - and with the continuous booms, the masqueraded golden boombox was now fully into effect.

Their asses grew as they moved to a twerking position, gasping at the fact they were just caught in a golden boombox trap. There was nothing they could do now, except wait for the music to stop, for them to have a chance to flee...though the twerking was feeling quite natural at least, it didn't hurt one bit, they were dancing to perfection... their thighs growing, fatter and stronger, their booty bouncing up and down like an absolute wobble wagon dumptruck, hands on their knees, the claps of their asscheeks were the only things audible through the loud, blasting music from the boombox!

It seemed to slow down, before 'Time for Phase 2! Ready, Set, Go!' appeared on screen...

The twerking would start again, harder, faster, with fatter and fatter asses~ <3

[talleyran]

Тихая сборка для Эсти

Собрал новый ПК для Эсти. Основным приоритетом была тишина, потому что её очень сильно раздражает шум, который издаёт ноутбук. Конечно хотелось, чтобы шли все современные игры, чтобы ничего не глючило и чтобы этого железа хватило на несколько лет, чтобы вообще не думать ни про какие апгрейды. А ещё, чтобы весь сетап был белый, потому что так захотелось мне.

Корпус be quiet! Pure base 500DX white — тихий белый корпус с хорошей звукоизоляцией и отличными тихими вентиляторами в комплекте.

Материнская плата MSI MAG B760 Mortar max WiFi — в неё все влезает, есть вайфай, хорошие радиаторы и встроенный звук.

Процессор Intel Core i5 13400F — более менее холодный процессор, но достаточно производительный, чтобы тянуть видеокарту и DDR5 память.

Видеокарта Gigabyte RTX 4060 Ti Aero OC 16 Gb — брать что-то более старое смысла не было, а у этой версии запас видеопамяти и отличное охлаждение с центральной вертушкой в противофазе. И еще она белая.

Оперативная память DDR5 Kingston Fury Beast white 32Gb — в 24 году не DDR 5 наверное уже неправильно, а еще я люблю Kingston.

Диск SSD M2 Kingston Fury Renegade 1 Tb, очень быстрый, правда чёрный, но под радиатором на материнке не видно.

СЖО XPG Levante X240 — самая тихая, не свистящая и не пердящая водянка по отзывам. Вроде не соврали.

Блок питания Thermaltake Toughpower GF1 Snow 850W — сертификат 80+ Gold и белые провода. Что еще надо для счастья?

Монитор Andor Gaming AF24H1 FullHD 144Hz IPS — внезапно топ за свои деньги с такими характеристиками, за исключением родного кронштейна.

Клавиатура Dark Project KD87A Gateron teal — белоснежная механика с линейными свичами, шумкой, стабами и адресной подсветкой в том числе кириллицы.

Мышь Logitech Signature M650 — про эти мыши я уже писал, они офигенно лежат в руках и кликают тихо. Так же есть белая версия.

Кронштейн ONKRON G80 — единственный минус монитора выше — огромная нога, которая занимает пол стола. Хороший кронштейн избавляет от этого недостатка.

На столе ещё удачно вписалась лампа Xiaomi Mi Led 1S, но она у нас уже давно была.

В целом я очень доволен тем, что получилось, даже немного по-доброму завидую, потому что мой ПК уже старьё по сравнению с этим 😊

Главное, что он вышел действительно очень тихим даже на высоких нагрузках, так что цель достигнута.

[altocat]

I NEED to know how Sephiroth and Genesis got married

Following a disgustingly ridiculous night of drinking (Angeal had long since gone to bed), Sephiroth and Genesis end up wobbling through the various gimmick parlors all throughout the Gold Saucer. They're borderline incoherent, slurring, constantly tumbling and tripping over each other, laughing at nothing in particular. Turns out that shots was a very bad idea. So much so that they really don't even remember what planet they're on right now, much less that they're even IN the Gold Saucer to begin with. But hey. Pretty colors. Spinny.

Genesis: "Thisth's amazin'. YOU'RE amazin'. I love thith plathe. Beloved by the goddesthssss healer of worldthsssctehsgdrd...fuck it."

Sephiroth: "Whereth the room key?"

Genesis: "You hadth it."

Sephiroth: "Gave it to you."

Genesis: "Maybe we left it ath the bar?"

They can't figure out which way the bar even WAS. And end up haphazardly stumbling their way into the main fountain, getting soaked to their waists and vomiting all over the place. Sephiroth dry heaves for fifteen solid minutes, which Genesis finds absolutely CAPTIVATING. In a moment of pure inspiration, he grabs his friend by the shoulders.

Genesis: "!!!! We shouldth! Do th'thing!"

Sephiroth: *still gasping* "Thing?"

Genesis: "The THING!"

Sephiroth: "I want to go to bed."

Genesis: "No! The THING! Theyth got--instanth chapels! Desthination weddintsdfhjgf!"

Sephiroth: "I don't understand..."

Genesis: "Whyth not? It'th be great! Weren'th you juth complainin' you had no lath name?"

Sephiroth: "I'll just use the same name twithe. My name can be Sephiroththshsh Sephiroththshtsht."

Genesis: "See? You can't even SAY your name righth now! Look, you can have mine! Just like I alwayth wanted!"

Sephiroth: "You always wanted???"

Genesis: *Actually crying now* "Ith's a miracle. Finally. Oh goddeth."

Sephiroth: "Does it hurt?"

Genesis: *Dragging him* "IT HURTHS THAT I'VE WAITED THIS LONG!"

Sephiroth: "????????????"

Marriage is official in less than twenty minutes. They go to the arcade to celebrate and end up passing out on the DDR machine. Neither of them remembers the next day.

[allyougottado]

yeah! is so awesome…. the DDR reference. the YEAH! hanging from the ceiling referencing gold moves. the bemani streets are saying the coach design literally references a DDR character…. this is like an actual video game tribute that isn’t like cringey likeee they have a fan on the team 😭 this is so awesome

[tartrat]

2025 week two songs review

i forgot to do last weeks lol, i'll get around to it. This is a good week

Vogue: April's back! Love that the mentioned her by name in the teaser. This time shes left the 80s behind and is now in the 90s lol. She does look a bit more mature in this one, probably to reflect that the song is a 90s song as opposed to IWDWS being 80's. Even with how the store she's in has changed now selling more cds. wonder if any other coaches will appear in the background like they did. I kinda want to draw April now. They have temporarily privated the preview lol, probably because it said it was the ballroom version by accident.

Vogue (Ballroom): At first i thought the lighting looked weird but then i watched it again and it looked normal. Do we know who the dancer is? i'm guessing either one of the choreographers or its someone whos apart of a collab. I know nothing about the vogue style of dance, but this looks like its going to be sore on the arms. I find it weird when there's an actual human in the games because i'm so used to seeing the regular coaches that when the likes of Ava Max or annother real person show up, it throws me off.

Something I Can Feel: They said on twitter that this one incorporates sign language into it as the singer is deaf. It's really cool to look at, dance looks fun as well. At first i thought that this could be the forgotten queen before the events of human, but the more that i look at it the more it looks like the dancer is performing to an audience. Its nice when we get songs like this. I also really like the jump they do, its just satisfying to me.

Yeah!: This ones so funny to me for some reason. Like he's trying to be serious, but he isn't and comes off as more cute than anything. Looks really fun though. Love how he goes into the ddr machine for the chorus. The more i watch it the more adorable the dancer looks and the more he looks like Tyler from Sk8er boi, maybe it is him but we probably won't know until Just Dance tells us his name or posts a meme tomorrow. Can't wait to get the gold move to get a YEAH on YEAH!

ranking:

1 Something I Can Feel.

2 Yeah

3 Both Vogues

Last week i felt that they chose the most random points to cut the previews off at, where as this week it feels like they chose the right parts to end so you still get a good idea. This is a fun week

I love how the coaches that have been returning get updated looks. Like lady citrus from last week is so vibrant and The bride's original look is so clean looking now. Even April, who first appeared last year, now looks like shes adapted to the change of the 90s. Honestly i really like how coaches have been returning as it makes them feel like actual characters. Its also really funny when they bring the most random coach back like did anyone know that Captain Crimson was the coach from Jump in the line before it was mentioned in his lore video, then you go and check and it is the same guy, only more ravaged.

They still haven't updated the 2025 playlist wth this week's and last week's songs.

[djrobokat]

Did a few vectors of the 6-Panel pads from the DDR Solo series, with both the regular pads and my "gold" version of them. In the background are two variations of the DDR Solo 2000's, and one from Solo BASS MIX, taken from their games' respective "High Score" screens.

[minnowshell]

Band Kid Ramblings

because it is the end of the school year and thus so many bands things have happened in the past two months and also I am very tired and when I am tired I rambles

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We got first place in a competition! That was fun. Previously our band has never gotten gold/first place (at least out of recent memory).

Then we got to go visit multiple museums and that was amazing (And Dave & Busters, food bad, DDR is the best).

And then they put so many neurodivergent overstimulated kids on a cruise. Probably not their best idea to be fair. Got some great photos of the city-line at night tho!

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Also jazz band season ended which is sad. My jazz band was more like a jazz combo, as I quote, "We have one trumpet, his name is [Bob], and he plays clarinet."

Our pieces were really fun! I played melody the entire time during Girl From Ipanema (on flute), other than when our vibraphone player was playing. I hate the rhythm but once you hear the song in your head it is a okay.

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Marching band season is here again as well! More so we had our two days of preseason and then we start up again in August with a band camp that I'm arriving two days late for, jet-lagged and sounding vaguely Scottish.

The Matador themed show this year has amazing music. I love Spanish style marches and now being a brass playing in the marching band (I joined mello this year) heightens that with cool melody bits.

However, I am the only mello. (the only other mello got moved to baritone because the other two baritones are a - Drum Major 1, and b - a guy who has only played cello before) And with this I don't know if I'm going to be grouped with the altos or the trumpets. Not even my band directors or the people who wrote the music know. I've even written in my music when I'm a Trumpet or an Alto Saxophone.

"A mellophone is a trumpet with an identity crisis" - [Trumpet]

Ayyyy more abilities for chaos

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And now because I have nothing else to really say here's some band quotes: I'm pansexual for sour patch kids. - [Alto]

Don't punch the metal. Metal hurts. - [Trumpet, red-head version]

Until you C the D, no wait. - [FHorn]

*intense beatboxing*…. *intense beatboxing on horn*…. that doesnt really work... - [FHorn, same guy, he's graduated now :( ]

We fixed our issues, jazz issues. Personal issues we still have. - [Mr Jazz Director]

[ratsoh-writes]

Omg OMG PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!! Lustred, Lustgold, lustswapfell, swapfell, swapfell gold and what kind of first date they'd love to go on with their s/o? (If not all of them, then at least the papyri please?)

Pesto: for a first date, he’d probably cook something with SO then settle down at home with a movie. Something intimate and low key. Pesto likes the safety of home base

Weasel: he’d take SO thrift shopping! They both find the craziest outfit and make each other wear it. It’s hilarious and fun!

Gold: makeover date! He and SO do each others makeup, and maybe have a spa day too! Relaxing and fun!

Cash: he’d take SO to the arcade for some fun games! Cash is surprisingly good at DDR and air hockey!

Mutt: he’ll tailor the first date to his SOs loves, so it depends on what SOs favorite hobby is. Mutt doesn’t really care what the date is as long as SO is happy

Coffee: pottery painting so he can flex on SO how much better his art is, so he can focus on his plate in case the conversation isn’t flowing lol

[ilexdiapason]

i need to hear more about transed gender randy

ok how does this episode actually go. i know it opens on some bullshit; maybe morgan beats randy and howards ddr scores and randys mad because shes getting recognition and preventing them from having the high score on every machine in the game hole. they complain, maybe accuse her that she only won because shes hot, and shes like idk man get good? randy goes to the ninjanomicon for advice and the nomicon says something along the lines of yeah, get good, you cant be the best at everything "wearing too many gold medals will weigh down your neck". randy is like ummm what im HEARING is that the NINJA needs to get that high score so that RANDY isnt the best at everything but *I* still get the praise? and the nomicon does its traditional facepalm of you literally couldnt understand any less. and so he finds some ancient ninja technique of grace that's called like. art of the crane or some shit. and he suits up and maxes out the score on the machine and beats morgan and everyone cheers and hes like haha see this was worth it and will have no long term consequences! and then detransforms and hes a girl. paragraph break here

howard has some kind of unintelligent DUDE YOURE A CHICK response, they both freak out, howard appraises her looks and shes like nothing changed why are you judging my appearance now??? howards like idk i guess it just occured to me. and then some dance themed mcfist robot gets involved and people appraise the entire fight by commenting on the ninjas figure, how she must be inspired by the guy ninja, she doesnt seem as competent, general sexism you see in the average youtube comments section. randys like wtj guys. and eventually she goes to morgan to ask her how to kill this thing and morgan is like absolutely, girls support girls, and they do it together and randy finally learns his lesson that having EVERY gold medal around your neck weighs you down because you just expect to win and cant handle the loss. and then goes back to the nomicon like ok i learned my lesson can i be a dude again now i hate people commenting on my body while im trying to do my job. but same as the art of disguise and the ninja supersenses it's one of those things where you need to master it or it masters you so its like nah you gotta do this one yourself chief. and so the final segment is him watching morgan win her high score back on the ddr machine and genuinely appraising her dance talent without bringing her gender or her looks into it and he pops back to normal and howard is eating nachos like oh thank god i thought you were gonna be a chick forever and we weren't gonna be able to play video games any more and randy is like howard did you learn ANYTHING from this and howards like idk girl ninja would be hot??? and thats the end of the episode