John, somehow in heaven, looking at Destiel: They've corrupted my son! My boy is not gay! He's a man, god dammit.
Bobby: The fact that your son is bisexual doesn't take anything away from his masculinity
John: He acts like a teenage girl
Bobby: Says the one that keeps a diary
John: ITS A JOURNAL
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Headcanon that Cas violently made out with each Dean clone until they dropped dead from sheer gay panic
Naomi, having watched the whole thing, steps out from the shadows and remarks ‘crude but effective castiel, no hesitation, you’re ready’
Then Dean and Cas fuck nasty in that tomb
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if i was sam winchester i would have at least kept drinking demon blood on occasion to bust out some magic tricks. sam and dean are always like this fight is so bad this fight is so dangerous we only have our brotherly bond and our fists. plus our gay friend. well give the boy drugs then
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do you ever just stop and suddenly remember dean actually and literally called cas “devastatingly handsome” in front of his entire family, like, cmon, boy is so damn whipped for cas it’s glaringly and painfully obvious
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I'm rewatching supernatural (last i saw it was 2013) and like okay the writers can say dean in't bi but why do they send him a new hot boyfriend each season?
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the difference between sam and dean is that in the phrase “incestuous romantic relationship” sam cringes at incestuous and dean cringes at romantic.
i think he’d be maybe a little weirded out but not that embarrassed if he just. wanted to fuck his brother. like… have you seen his brother? who doesn’t wanna fuck him.
no.. dean’s embarrassed because the thought of his brother not wanting to fuck him makes his heart actually hurt, which he thought was just an overdramatic romcom line. because if he fucked his brother and his brother wanted to keep it casual, it would destroy him.
he doesn’t just want to fuck his brother. he wants to sleep next to him and kiss him and play with his stupid hair and grow old with him and die in his arms.
dean doesn’t wanna fuck his brother. he wants to make love to his brother. and that makes his skin crawl.
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that's it, that's the show
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sometimes a relationship is a human man, his angel boyfriend and the demon who keeps trying to form a polycule with both of them
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