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djzbasement · 4 months

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Tw for pink blood !!

“…Fuck.”

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cithaerons · 2 years

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hard to know when i’m being weirdly clingy idk i try to message people every few months being like hi how have you been want to hang out or grab dinner but maybe that’s weird

#and like at one point of getting NO effort in return do you continue to keep this up lol #*what point #like i genuinely don’t care that much i’m just trying to be nice & maintain friendships &c like. okay i will just not continue attempting to #reach out lol #i’m not trying to Be Weird #i’m also being ghosted by Boy and this has reached such absurd one-sided proportions at this point that i’m just gonna let it die a natural #death lol #i know if i message him again he’ll be like ‘omg i’m so sorry didn’t see your earlier message’ but like #if you can’t be bothered to respond within literally three weeks #idk lots of ghosting happening at once!

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 5 months

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#tw death #cats #cat #twitter #tweets #meme #memes #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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hoshizoralone · 3 months

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reflection

#anyways so i think samus has major survivors guilt and is a super perfectionist. The type of girl who reimagines scenarios in her mind #And thinks about how she could have done better. like ‘if i had woken up sooner maybe i could have saved everyone in prime 3’#so i think she says she doesnt know anything about herself because shes so hypercritical of her actions she doesnt see herself as a person #while also her hyper critical-ness shows how she says she wants to ignore herself but she literally cant because she has so many criticisms #oh i wanted to include the ppl from the prime 2 manga in that one shot but was like ‘i dont think ppl will recognize them’.#also lol the existence of dark samus would fuck her up SOOOO bad like it only exists bc she exists & its responsible for the gang’s deaths #okay im done rambling tldr MENTAL ILLNESS.#metroid #samus aran #loneart #metroid dread #metroid prime #super metroid #metroid series #i dont wanna tag all the games. There just those games is enough #hall of fame

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unicornducktape · 6 months

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When I die, I want to be buried wearing my pajama pants. Why be all dressed up in the afterlife when you can be comfy?

#death lol #pajamas #yes i need to be comfy

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freshbaked-bread · 3 months

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this is literally all i could think abt during that ep icl

#art #fanart #my art #doodle #doctor who #jack harkness #sutekh #empire of death #doctor who spoilers #ignore how poorly drawn that tardis is LOL #guys stop looking at this i just realised i spelt often wrong

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mermaidstede · 11 months

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Nathan breaking after getting slapped in the face by a sammy.

#shoutout to bee for noticing it first... i was NOT breathing throughout these eps lol #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd gif #ofmd edit #my gifs #wanna make more but my computer is at it's limit tonight and i don't feel good :(#*#ofmd s2 spoilers

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saltpepperbeard · 11 months

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OFMD S2 Ep3-5 + Edward "Heart-Eyes" Teach

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #Edit #ofmd gifs #ofmdgifs #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmdblog #ofmddaily #tvgifs #tvedit #WHEW lol was experimenting with BITING COLOR TONES #and ended up marveling over the babiestgirl that ever did babygirl

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sunsetsimon · 1 month

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being simon's partner, things move quick.

when he comes back from his most recent deployment, you're spending every day and night at his place like you live with him. going to work and coming home to him, cooking dinner with him, showering with him, he almost doesn't let you breathe with how badly he wants to be by your side every second.

so it's almost no surprise to you when he's asking you to move in with him. he wants to take care of you, he says. it's also because he can't imagine sleeping in his bed and waking up without you next to him. it's because his days feel empty when he doesn't see you, finding himself bored and wandering around his house contemplating what to do with his time.

he's a provider, he doesn't want you to worry about bills or work. of course he'll never control what you do, but the thought of you doing whatever you want whenever with no financial stress is a dream come true to him. don't even try to offer to help with rent or groceries, he's furrowing his eyebrows at you and giving you a major side eye.

"my money is yours. you do whatever with your money. don' ask me again."

#cod x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #sun's ☀️#feeling like death today this is all i got #period - sore - fucked finger #out of commission today lol

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nymph1e · 1 year

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