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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Killian: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Nikolai, unfamiliar with the saying: When the fuck has life given you lemons?
Killian: Hey Glyn, can you pass me some lemons?
Glyndon: Uhm, sure...
Killian: So, my life just gave me lemons, now we make lemonade.
Glyndon: *dying internally*
Jeremy, taking notes: Damn, that was smooth.
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cocktailsfairytales · 2 years
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I'm trapped by the devil…
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My husband. My monster.
The truth isn’t always what it seems.
Lia doesn’t realize that, but she will. Soon.
I chose this life. This road. This twisted arrangement.
For her, I made a deal with the devil.
For her, I toyed with fate and death.
There’s no going back.
I stole her and like any thief, I won’t return her.
Lia is my addiction. My obsession. My love.
Mine.
This book is the final part of a trilogy and is not standalone.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Gareth: I think you have PTSD.
Nikolai: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking d*ck.
Gareth: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Nikolai: Gareth, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Landon: I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next.
Killian: Like the infamous waterboarding incident?
Nikolai: Or the infamous kidnapping incident?
Landon: Fuck sakes, how many times do I have to apologize for that?
Glyndon:
Brandon: One would be nice.
Landon: ..... No.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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[On a nature hike]
Jeremy: It's beautiful out here.
Killian: And quiet.
Gareth: Too quiet.
Jeremy: Did we lose someone?
[Cut to Nikolai trying to wrestle a bear]
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Jonathan: Levi, where's Aiden?
Levi, smirking: Oh, his playing with himself.
Jonathan: He's what?
[The scene cuts to Aiden playing a game of chess in his room by himself]
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Teal: Sorry, I suppose sometimes I can be abit bossy.
Aiden: Suppose?
Xander: Sometimes?
Cole: Abit?
Ronan: I value my life too much to contribute to this conversation.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Mia: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.
Nikolai: I can do that.
[later]
Brandon: Nice work! High five!
Nikolai: *intertwines their fingers*
Brandon: Wh-
Nikolai: I'm inlove with you.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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[Rai and Kyle letting Damien babysit Nikolai]
Rai: And if you feed the baby grapes, make sure to cut them in half.
Damien: *visible confusion*
Kyle: The grapes, Damien.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Ronan, extremely drunk: *points to Teal* That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Lars, quietly: Your wife, Sir.
Ronan: My wife! EVEN BETTER!
Teal, mumbling to herself: You asked for this! You said yes!
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Brandon: What are you doing?
Nikolai: *hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you.
Brandon: You're gonna fall.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: Shut up and kiss me I'm getting lightheaded.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Teal: I relate to Belle, because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Ronan: I relate to TinkerBell, because she needs attention or she dies.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Astrid: And if you see Killian, I don't want you making another scene like you did at the funeral.
Landon: Scene? What scene? It's not my fault the klutz tripped on my foot and fell into an open grave!
Levi: You didn't have to yell 'start shoveling boys' as he tried to get up.
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Nikolai: Do you want to go upstairs?
Brandon: Sure!
Nikolai: Do you have protection?
Brandon: *visibly scared* W-why? Who's up there?
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lighthousepigeons · 2 years
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Jeremy, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill it with hello kitty figurines?
Nikolai, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.
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