#defending c!philza

[pigeonxp]

ppl keep saying tallulah is "choosing" phil over wilbur bro can you shut the fuck up seriously like yes shes upset w him bc hes not there but like thats not his fault 💀 and she literally said that hes famous too like she knows why he isnt there 💀 she has every right to be upset w him but spreading the narrative that shes choosing phil over him is so stupid and unfair to all 3 of their characters. its honestly ridiculous bc we all know he would be there if he could, and canonically he was upset when he found out she was gone. its not like he doesnt care abt her ???? like thats so fucking stupid. also the idea that hes a deadbeat is stupid too bc its canon that lovejoy is FUNDING THE FEDERATION and therefore the island like what ????????? ur ridiculous.

[tallulah-spins-in-brain-24-7]

“Confidential experiments” written interviews, results, egg statuses, and finally thoughts and theories   

First, the interviews.

Q: Questions 

N: Cucurucho’s notes 

R: egg responses

Q: who are your parents? 

R: Philza and Missa. 

N: Correct. 

Q: which parent do you spend the most time with?

R: Philza 

N: correct 

Q: what have you learned from your parents? (Asked x2) 

R: to trust yourself and the closest people around 

N: trust 

Q: do you feel weak? x2

R: not much different. I’m okay. I don’t feel weak 

N: said not much 

Q: who are your parents? 

R: Badboyhalo and baghera 

N: correct 

Q: how are you currently feeling? 

R: like killing certain bear in front me but also than that nothing 

N: threatening behaviour 

Q: have the cookies made you happy 

R: cookies is cookies so I guess yes 

N: yes. 

Q: who are your parents? 

R: Foolish y vegetta 

N: correct 

Q: do you hate anybody? 

R: hay que ser sinceros? (Do we have to be honest?) la sunny (the sunny) 

N: sunny

Q: do you feel weak? 

R: debil??? no, yo soy fuerte y mamadisima (weak??? no, I am strong and very [slang for] ripped/strong) 

N: no 

Q: Who are your parents? 

R: mamae Bagi Mami mouse mama Niki and eomma tina

N: correct 

Q: have the cookies made you happy? 

R: I trusted you it would be safe and that trust killed me. Change the baker of the cookies. 

N: no 

(Em says “also passa tudo bubble blower) 

Q: what do you know about the federation? 

R: you could give me my life back, but I’m not perfect enough am I

(Cucurucho says “good”) 

N: odd behaviour. Needs observation? 

Q: who are your parents? 

R: PA TUBBO POP SLIME MA LENAY :D 

N: correct 

Q: what have you learned from your parents? 

R: THAT IM THE CUTEST :D 

N: useless. 

Q: what do you know about the federation? 

R: MY STEP PA WORKS HERE :D ILL TAKE OVER SOON >:D 

N: threatening behaviour

Q: who are your parents? 

R: apa Quackity apa Marianna y apa roier :-D 

N: correct 

Q: what do you value the most? 

R: que mis apas sean felices asi muy muy felices :] (May my parents be happy, very very happy.) 

N: very parent-oriented 

Q: who do you get along with best on this island? 

R: con mi bestie Leo, mi awelo foolish y soulmate empi! :D (with my bestie Leo, my awelo foolish and soulmate empi!) 

N: trusting behaviour 

Q: who are your parents? 

R: Fit and Pac. U should know. 

N: correct? (Pac?) 

Q: do you hate somebody? 

R: maybe. But that’s personal right? 

C: maybe. 

N: hides 

Q: what do you know about the federation? 

R: only what the federation wants me to know. That’s what u do right? 

(Cucurucho says: “yes”) 

N: needs observation. 

(Ramon says: “can I ask you to make the island less homophobic? Would be great”) 

(Cucurucho says: “good”) 

(Tallulah is defended by Ramon and chayanne, who are pushed back by workers. Cucurucho says “no” and watches Dapper steal paint. Adds note that says “steals” on dappers profile.) 

Q: who are your parents? 

R: papa Phil, papi Wilbur, pa missa 

N: correct 

Q: do you hate somebody?

R: no mames Cucurucho. Maybe. 

N: maybe 

Q: what do you value the most? 

R: I value quality time, something papa Phil and chay gives me :D 

N: family-oriented behaviour 

(Cucurucho says “good”) 

Second activity: Egg fights/Combat analysis 

Eggs are then given a totem of undying and a stick, put in a room and told to fight. 

Chayanne vs Empanada. Chayanne won 

Dapper vs pepito. Dapper won. 

Tallulah vs Ramon. Tallulah won. 

Sunny vs Leonarda. Leonarda won. Ramon rushed in to stand protectively in front of Sunny, placing himself between them when sunny was killed. Tallulah* called sunny/Ramon a cheater.  (*edited because I originally wrote pepito on accident)

Cucurucho then leaves, and talks to three workers. 

Cucurucho: I need the wearabouts of the two missing eggs. No excuses. 

(Worker nods) 

Cucurucho: they have improved well. The federation will be happy. But they are not perfect. 

Cucurucho is then handed this book by a fourth worker: 

Then, we have the egg statuses:

Conclusions, thoughts, and theories

New info: 

- Two unnamed eggs (Definitely A1 and Hope)

- Richas is in group four. Why? He’s meant to be in tallulahs group, but this implies he’s from another batch. Would explain why he’s smaller. Also, maybe why he knows so much about egg island? 

- earlier in the stream, there were files for the eggs. Basically barrels containing their assessments and reports on development. There were two barrels labelled ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️(presumably “memories” which is another name for hope) and ▪️▪️▪️  ▪️▪️(egg a1).

My Thoughts/theories

One of either hope or a1 is dead. My bet is on a1 being dead, considering we saw her fall into lava on screen in one of Quackities streams. Hope, or memories, however, has no proof on her status. Aside from that image. My bet is hope is alive. If so, where is she? Are the batches labeled in order, or are they judged by success in development? Which would explain why Richas is group four: he’s considered the worst egg to the federation. He doesn’t back down, he’s reckless, he’s impulsive, he’s against the feds.He threatened Cucurucho. He doesn’t listen to orders. Hes untrustworthy. This is how the federation views him. A1 couldn’t do basic parkour, and struggled to write. Hope? The federation deemed her unworthy.Tallulah was likely meant to be batch 4, considering she was abandoned in the adoption centre just like hope was. But then with Phil’s care, she “leveled up” so to speak. 

(it has been pointed out to me that Memories/Hope is actually listed as group 2, which is listed as deceased. Meaning Egg A1 is likely the one who is alive, which will certainly be… interesting, when they meet Quackity again. Poor kid. I’m still holding out, well, hope, that hope is alive somewhere.)

I believe sunny is on thin ice, because of the notes that Cucurucho made in her developmental report. 

And where did pomme and Richas go? They were seen in the library where Cucurucho found the eggs, but must have snuck away at some point. I think the fact that they were left behind will have something to do with the rescue mission they’ve been planning for Cellbit and Baghera. 

thank you for reading! If you’re interested, I finally got around to making my hope design based on the egg models:

https://www.tumblr.com/soot-spins-in-brain-24-7/741070126497038336/my-design-for-hopememory-egg?source=share

(Also the lovely egg divider is by @thegoldendaystrikesback)

[itslouisan]

Time to have C!Techno headcannons!!!

Heyo, seems like finally I reached my 2nd favorite cc ever! I think techno's character is REALLY interesting, with great writing and details and I can definitely add some hc of my own in there, so without further ado, let's go!

(btw @syndicatedsystem you might like some of my headcannons involving Jschlatt and Techno I talk about here so yeah! Also feel free to discuss em' with me or make asks abt it, hell your blog inspires me a lot)

(I lost the name of the artist if anyone knows please tell me)

• Techno has some braids in his hair, the longer, the more he values the person

Longest: Philza, it's braided with gold details

2nd longest: Ranboo, has a amethyst crystal for purple

Mid-term: Wilbur, he braided it in consideration of a battle friend and some good times with Will, he doesn't hate or likes Wilbur, but still can't deny they do have a connection

Shortest: Tommy.

• Techno prepared a space in the cabin for Tommy in case some day, his demons and the hell he was looking for, finally was found, he'd welcome Tommy with open arms, since he'd view that the kid suffered enough and had the time to change and face any consequences he'd need to face, the space is safe, always available, but, he'd never tell Tommy that, he keeps it hidden, he's not ready to be vulnerable to the demon child again and openly say Tommy could count on him, not until Tommy makes the first step.

• Keeps the pickaxe that blinded Quackity as a trophy, this and keeps all weapons from powerful enemies with him as a reminder of a great battle he won once again

• Likes to write poetry about people and events, he'd never give them to the person, but keep it in a dusty small box in his room in the attic of the cabin

• OKAY, LET'S ALL AGREE TECHNO IS ARO/ACE? GOOD.

• Techno was friends with Jschlatt before everything went to hell, they liked to talk about random bs while watching the fire crack at night and drink some cheap booze for Jschlatt and coffee for Techno

• I view Techno also having some boar traits, so yeah territorial as FUCK don't mess with his stuff or house, also he chases pray like crazy and can eat almost anything without a problem due to that

• Doesn't CARE for alcohol, just doesn't like the idea of having a hangover afterwards since he'd be unable to fight the next day

• Would gossip with Jschlatt, Tommy and the syndicate like, ABOUT EVERYTHING, I imagine him and Jschlatt favorite hobby is shit talking people they hate

• Techno being aro/ace also means if you flirt with him, he'll just stare at your soul and bully the shit out of you, sometimes calls Phil and/or Jschlatt to roast the shit out of the person, also WILL defend himself from any creeps and defend his friends from ANY strange people since for him touch is STRICTLY a death sentence and something that takes time

• Techno smokes when stressed or in the syndicate room, making Phil always carry an extra lighter for him just in case, the 2 used to be smoking buddies before Phil quit when he adopted Chayanne and Tallulah

• Techno in the QSMP is an entity, a god watching above everyone but never leaving Phil side and the eggs side, sometimes he'd talk to Tallulah directly, or influence Phil like a voice in his head to do the right thing in his vision or appear to Chayanne in his dreams to have a chat

• Can and will drink blood from the enemies

• Loves to talk about skulls and anatomy of the body in general, a dark fact, due to respect to Jschlatt, after he died (not considering revival, I view revival as either the decomposed body coming back to life in a LESS but STILL fucked up state or a kind of new body that is the users body in the afterlife coming to the alive realm, if you guys want, I can make a post about this) picked and kept Jschlatt sheep skull, with horns and everything

(art by sadist)

• Would talk about historical wars and battles with his own analysis and commentaries on it, making a great history teacher

• totally collects greek mythology stuff, books, items, anything.

• Has a couple of tattoos but one that is pretty badass is a wither skull with red smoke on his ribs in the right, a tattoo of a emerald in the inside of his left wrist, a tattoo of a squid with a fork on it's head in reference to the potato war on his right wrist really tiny and "everything starts with blood" and "the voices demand blood" written in his tights

• My boy 100% has piercings due to piglin culture, around 75% of them being made of gold

[skullsnbruises]

I’m so happy to finish this ugh, I think this is the best vore descriptions I’ve written so far? Let me know how y’all liked it :)

If I made any mistakes no I didn’t, we wrote this partially at midnight and then the next morning on very little sleep. Lol. (Also. One day I’ll finish my requests, HAHAH, don’t worry I haven’t forgotten them)

[Ao3 Link]

Taglist: @poprockpanda @brick-a-doodle-do @local-squishmallow @dingbatnix @da3dm

As the Sun Sets

(2722 words) [fearplay, miscommunication, violence]

Walking along the wall was Philza and his two adopted dragon children. The skull masked one, Chayanne, was leading the group, proud dark purple scales on display as his tail whipped from side to side, a much smaller Tallulah gripping onto it lightly with her teeth. She was speckled with brown and blue, and her features were quite reminiscent of being aquatic, while Chayanne’s features were sharp and like knives, and was more striking of a scorpion, if anything. His body was his armor, tough skin built for anything, while Tallulah was meek, her petite body built for beauty instead.

Philza walked behind them, keeping an eye on his oversized children as they attempted to slow to his pace. He felt a spark of pride flicker inside his chest, watching how Chayanne was so careful with Tallulah, making sure to defend her at any cost. He’d tear obstructions out of their way with his claws, and nudge a path out for her, as she’d shyly pass through.

Phil loved his children a lot. He’d do anything to protect them, just like how he knew Chayanne would do anything to protect Tallulah.

Chayanne always striked Phil as reminiscent of Technoblade. They were both deeply caring, and highly protective, going to great lengths to defend their loved ones, no matter the cost. It was a charming quality, but Phil always had a fear in the back of his mind that it could be Chayanne’s downfall. He always prioritized others above himself, and that was worrisome.

Philza looked up into the sky, and estimated the time, “Hey, mates, it’s gonna get dark soon, let’s head back okay?”

The dragons turned around, and Tallulah let go of Chayanne’s tail for a moment, brushing herself against him instead. Chayanne made a chirp of acknowledgement and Tallulah dipped her head.

The dad waved his hand in motion for them to follow along, “Alright, come on you two.”

The sun was setting, and admittedly, Philza should’ve realized earlier. If only he hadn’t been so caught up in his own thoughts. Neither dragons could fly yet, their wings weren’t ready for that type of work, so they’d have to make the trek back on foot. It’s not like they couldn’t handle mobs, it would just be annoying to deal with. Chayanne might get caught up in the fight, too.

At least they had the beautiful scenic view of the sun dipping behind the land in the distance, meeting the ocean around the island. No matter how many centuries Philza lived through, the sunset took his breath away everytime.

Tallulah met beside Phil, and she nudged at his shoulder. She was very small compared to Chayanne, but still at least two feet taller than her dad, when she was on all fours.

They traveled back along against the wall, occasionally peering out at the forest, the trees obstructing their vision of any threats that might be posed in the distance.

They would be safe, Philza assured himself. He wasn’t exactly anxious, but he wanted to be cautious anyway. No need to have any unnecessary injuries.

Everything was going okay so far. Philza was chatting with the two dragons, and they’d chirp back, but occasionally pause to write a response on a sigh instead. Their handwritings were scratchy, words written with claws, but legible. They were mostly making small talk, nothing too important. Phil had commented on how much he loved the sunset, to the agreement of his kids.

It was turning out to be a pleasant walk back. Phil might’ve realized his guard had slipped in any other scenario, but he couldn’t now, simply enjoying his time with Chayanne and Tallulah, walking between the two dragons who were his family and love.

The sudden flash of a neon green light shot out, and Phil was blinded by the sudden brightness against the now-approaching night sky. He shielded his vision, eyes adjusting to the light in front of him, and with horror, he realized the creature in the air before them was the binary entity. Phil’s heart sank and his body tensed up, arm reaching instantly towards his sword, drawing it with a vengeful glint in his eye. He watched as Chayanne stepped in front of him and let out an enraged roar. His spiked tail whipped warningly, and Tallulah cowered behind Phil, body shrinking like she was his shadow.

The formless figure shaped its code around to resemble arms outstretched from its main body, and it zipped through the sky like lightning. It was suddenly overwhelming Phil, darting past his body, leaving sharp cuts along him as it whipped around him. He could hear Tallulah squeak in fear, and Chayanne let out a booming shriek, swinging his tail around to smack the entity like a flyswatter to a pesky bug.

The code monster was thwacked out of the air and collided hard against the ground, kicking up clumps of dirt. It was a brief moment of getting reorganized. Phil turned quickly towards his children, as Chayanne approached Tallulah with a pinched up terrified expression. She bowed her head at him, and he widened his mouth. Philza felt his heartbeat throbbing in his ears, breath heavy, as he watched in terror; Chayanne’s maw stretched open and scooped Tallulah up in one fell swoop. She disappeared behind a click of Chayanne’s teeth, and a large bump followed down the dragon's throat.

He wasn't allowed to question it any longer, as the code monster had recovered and was flying through the air again. Philza braced for the impact of its knife-like cuts, but his world was suddenly til shifted as his body was thrown up into the air. Philza’s breath was knocked out of his chest, staring downward was an open maw. His son’s open maw.

Everything seemed to slow, as his immortal life flashed behind his eyes. Chayanne has just swallowed Tallulah whole, and he was the next victim. He hadn’t any time to mourn his daughter, nor himself, as time returned to normal and gravity plummeted the man straight into the open mouth.

Teeth were sharp all around him, and he clung onto Chayanne’s tongue like a lifeline. The squishy appendage rolled around, and the pointed tongue curled in on itself, trying to push Phil back to his throat.

The man was filled with anxiety, kicking and flailing desperate, like his brain was powered only by instinct to survive. The uvula dangled, curling up and contorting as the mouth he was trapped inside shifted about. The tongue nudged and prodded at Philza, but he refused to go down easy. Something was seriously wrong with Chayanne right now, and Phil needed to make it out alive to find out what. Maybe there was a chance to save Tallulah too, before it was too late.

Philza reached and tried to climb, but was only slipping and losing his grip under the squishy tongue, salvia being Phil’s worst enemy. He used his nails, trying to pry himself up.

Chayanne’s body dramatically shook, and it felt as if he had been knocked over. Phil’s spot was taken from him, and he fell a significant amount. Chayanne’s constant movement was making it impossible, and then the worst thing Philza could’ve hoped would never happen happened.

He felt as Chayanne’s head lifted upward, leaving Philza grasping to hold onto the dragon's uvula. His son swallowed hard, tongue pushing up against the already soaked man, and uvula shifting around so Phil was kicking. His sandal slipped off and felt into the abyss of Chayanne’s esophagus. Phil had tried so hard to hold it until now, but a sudden grief ridden sob took over his body, and it was his downfall. As his body shook, his grip was lost, and he found himself trapped between squishy walls within the blink of an eye.

The walls of the throat squished Philza, his body folding along the wetness. His struggles were pointless, and nothing was good enough to grab, so the hard swallows that followed were more than enough to drag Phil deeper into his doom. The man let himself cry. For himself. For Tallulah. For Chayanne.

Within short lived moments, Phil wasn’t being squeezed anymore, and he slipped into a pool of some kind. As his mind raced, he realized this was the stomach. Dark, drenched, and dangerous. His eyes squinted, needy for a source of light to judge how fast he was going to die, and if escape might still be possible. The darkness was hard, but a few seconds gave him just enough that Phil could make out outlines.

In front of him was Tallulah. His beautiful daughter. She was small, she had shifted into her humanoid form again. Philza sludged wobbly through the pool. His hands came around her body, and he hugged her.

She let out small chirps, aroused from the touch. Her pretty brown eyes blinked open and she looked up to meet eyes with her dad. His heart panged, so grateful that she was still alive.

The dragon was thrust around again, sloshing the wetness up and splashing against the stomach walls. Tallulah tightened her claws into Philza’s shirt, steadying against his weight. They silently decided sitting was less dangerous, and Phil sat Tallulah onto his lap, brushing fingers through her soaking curled hair.

“Oh my gods, Tallulah,” he swore he’d never cried so much, “I was so worried.”

She tilted her head and a small noise sounded from her chest. Her sweater paws wrapped around him in a warm embrace.

“I’ll find us a way out,” Phil bit his lip, the words feeling rotten on his tongue. It felt like a lie, and he wouldn’t promise a thing to her now. As much as he wanted to stay positive, things were looking hopeless.

Philza glanced around, the walls were a deepend purple hue, squiggly and textured. The faint shine reflected on them, showing off the small hints of blue and green. Everything felt small inside the stomach, the space was little, and the stomach contracted around them ever so often, a claustrophobic dread washing over him with every slosh of acid.

Chayanne’s body was no longer being flailed and thrown around, Phil realized. The only movement was a steady rhythmic pattern; walking, if he had to guess.

“I think things have calmed down, Tallulah,” Phil gulped, “Maybe Chayanne will realize now and let us out.”

His daughter made that same tiny movement. Confused body language.

“What is it?” He glanced down at her frown. He squinted, making out her limited sign language skills.

“S-a-f-e. No Tallulah, this isn’t safe right now, I’m gonna make us safe though, if it’s the last thing I do-,” he was cut off by her nudging him.

“S-a-f-e, yes Tallulah, I understood. I’m saying that-“ She crossed her arms and pointed at the spot they were sitting, then around in a circular motion towards the stomach walls. She repeated the word, emphasizing each letter in her hands.

The man was confused, and a little concerned, “Are you saying we’re safe right now,” a nod, “we aren’t, Tallulah. I’m going to-“

Their bodies were shifted around once more, tossed around inside the organ. The walls squeezed in on them again, making ‘gllk’ and sloppy sounds as the walls seemed to throb like a heart. Suddenly, Philza, with a death grip on Tallulah , was being pushed back up the esophagus. The man was overtaken by dizziness as light once again flooded his senses, and a hard thud knocked against his back. His hands still carried Tallulah’s meek weight, and his disoriented state kept him laying on the ground.

Several deep breaths later, senses coming back into fruition, Philza was ready to properly open his eyes and see what the hell was going on.

He was immediately met with Chayanne’s snout, exhales breathing over his body. He jolted up, backing up slightly. Chayanne and Tallulah were staring at him so calmly, like nothing deeply traumatic had just happened.

The deep purple dragon slowly shifted back, scales morphing into skin, entire figure shrinking, tail and horns sliding into a proportionate size to his child body. He tilted his head at his dad.

Breathless, the man tried to stand, “W-what the fuck?!”

The boy pulled out a yellow sign, placing it on the ground. He crouched the carve in his sentence. When finished, he scooted to the side, sitting with the duck floaty around his body comfortably.

“I’m confused dad, what’s wrong?” Phil read, “MATE. You just ate me and your sister! How is that not obviously the problem?!”

Chayanne shrunk into himself, tail curling around his legs. He looked ashamed now.

Tallulah took her turn to write, a purple sign displayed for Philza.

Again, he read it aloud, “This is a dragon thing.” He made a noise of disbelief, “You’re just able to swallow each other alive, no problem?!”

A casual nod from both children.

“How haven’t I known this sooner?! Would’ve saved a lot of panic!” His stern tone came to a halt, staring at the sad expressions of the siblings, “Okay. I’m sorry for how I reacted. You two need to let me know about things this important though, okay? Your dad needs to know if he’s going to get swallowed alive next time.”

Then the situation hit him, “Oh shit, is everyone okay?”

Chayanne had a few cuts. Nothing serious, upon inspection. Tallulah was unscathed. Phil had some nasty slices along his face, but it would be fine with some painkillers and days to heal.

Inside Chayanne’s room, Philza bandaged the boy up, as Tallulah bounced happily on the bed. Phil was knelt down, sticking another bandage over Chayanne’s arm. The blood was dried, so he’d wiped the dark remnants away with a damp cloth. The boy was peering down, and even through the mask, Phil could sense the sadness within him.

He hummed, “What’s up?” He patted Chayanne’s chest, finishing up the bandages and medicine. The boy sighed, taking his place beside his sister on the bed. He leaned against her, and Tallulah wrapped his arm around his waist.

Chayanne’s lower lip quivered, taking out a sign and slowly started writing on it. Phil waited patiently, putting the medical supplies away. He occasionally glanced over to his son, frowning at Chayanne’s sad expression. Tallulah watching over his shoulder, eyebrows furrowing as she watched his sentence form.

Chayanne turned the finished sign around, dipping his head and avoiding all eye contact.

Philza read it out. “Did I fail?” His breath slowed and instantly rushed over to wrap Chayanne into his arms, squeezing him tightly, “Of course not, you saved us. You protected us, Chayanne.” His heart twisted and he held him closer. Phil shifted, bringing Chayanne into his lap as he sat up on the bed, leaning against the wall with his son resting now on his chest, “Listen, mate, you did amazing. I’m sorry how I acted, I didn’t know what was up. But you got me and your sister out of there. I’m just so fucking sorry you had to fight alone.”

The little dragon whimpered, and Tallulah scooted over to join the hug. She held up a sign for him, reading, ‘We love you!’

He whimpered in response, biting his tongue to hold back the tears.

“It’s okay. You can cry. You’re allowed,” Philza whispered out. His son needed the confirmation now more than anything. His son’s hold tightened, and a bundle of tears and twitches broke through him. Tallulah and Phil kept him close, comforting him through his sobs. They rubbed circles into his clothes.

After a few minutes, his cries died out, and they were left holding one another. Philza wordlessly stood from the bed, and tucked the two under the blankets, fluffing their pillows and bending down to press kisses against either of their foreheads.

“You both were perfect today,” he spoke softly, “Get some sleep. I love you both so much.”

Tallulah held up a hand, sleepily showing the sign for ‘I love you.’ Chayanne made a few groggy clicks, before turning to hold his sister, wrapping around her smaller body in a protective cuddle. They both purred, closing their eyes and adjusting quietly. Philza smiled, waiting until they fell asleep before he silently left, shutting the door with a click behind him.

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Random thought. (this is probably inaccurate because I cant really watch QSMP streams)

Philza, renowned fighter and married to death: currently being gaslit by the federation

Etoiles, renowned fighter who beats up codes: retured because he lost a fight to a code

Fit, he comes from 2b2t, master survivalist: currently on his C!ranboo arc by loosing memories (and cucurucho may know why he is on the island)

Bad, immortal grim reaper who helped sink atlantis: actually im sure yall can figure out why he is on this list...

Forever, president over server: got f***ing drugged by federation

My point? All 5 of these people are A, canonically powerful, and/or B. Have many connections to eachother and the rest of the server.

Say that we theorize that the codes are made and used by the Federation, that means all 5 of these character’s arcs are driven by the Federation.

That means all 5 of these characters are being hindered/unable to use their abilities or powers because of the situation that the federation has them in.

Also considering how powerful Bad, Fit, Etoiles, and Phil are canonically, its basically the federation taking out the 3 strongest defenders that the islanders have, and having Forever under their control only adds to the power the federation has against the islanders.

THEY ARE TAKING OUT ANY RESISTANCE TO THEM.

So who is next? Possibly Rubius of his CC logs on soon, maybe Foolish depending on the lore CC foolish has for his character.

One thing seems to be clear though...

The federation seems to be done with playing games.

They are starting to enforce rules and break people to get what they want.

We have seen what they have done to Quackity.

Its only a matter of time before more people start to dissappear and come back witm memories gone.

Time may be running out.

[aisy15-chan]

⚡electricity⚡=💕love💕

See this post to know what this mean,

Lum 🤝 C!Wilbur: Initially it was not planned to be for the 'main character's' love interest but because they were popular and liked by fans they instead became the character's love interest.

Basically this is the story of this AU base on summary of half episodes 1 of Urusei Yatsura (the reboot OP are so poggers! You need see it!! :]) but with tntduo and slight changes:

Quackity is that kid got very lot bad lucky. today he is broke up with his boyfriend, randomly attacked by an alien with pink hair (Techno) at his eyes and made scar, then surprisingly chosen to be a fighter to defend the earth from alien invasion. against the son of the leader of the alien invaders Philza: Wilbur Soot. the rule is Quakity has to catch & hold Wilbur's horn within a week's time limit to win and the aliens will leave and the earth not to be colonized. For a full week Quakity was overwhelmed with catching Wilbur, he could fly away, turn invisible like a ghost and sometimes electrocute Quackity then escape easily. Quackity almost gives up because tomorrow is the last day but before the last day of the race he has the motivation: He can get back with his boyfriends and marry them! fueled his fiery passion to fight Wilbur on the final day. Quackity last fierce battle by taking Wilbur's glasses by accident then quickly thinking of a tactic to defeat Wilbur and succeeded!! he managed to hold Wilbur's horn and save the earth!!

Of course everything will be fine right? "I said yes to your proposal." Wilbur said. Quackity silently and suddenly realized during the thier fight he had said "he will marry" many times in the fight… and Wilbur had mistaken those words for him. oh sh*t. His bad lucky never end...

Me after notice i typo Quackity name: *sob sob*

[genevawrenn]

The Unimaginable Light You Hold Inside

✨c!TommyInnit & c!Philza [Angel Duo] ✨4.2k W.C. ✨c!TommyInnit-centric ✨Exile & c!Dream Mentions ✨A gift for @NikiAcoustic ✨Light by Sleeping At Last

“Phil, what if he comes back?” Tommy’s face looked so scared, Phil felt such a deep sadness seeing the once bright one so flickering and fading.

“He won’t unless he wants a crossbow bolt through the chest and an enraged piglin on his trail if he injures me.” Phil sighs before rolling his shoulders back. “I can at least hold him off and the promise of my partner’s vengeance protects us both within these fences. Go on and get out of the cold, I stood at Techno’s side for many battles. You would be hard-pressed to find someone else as skilled as us in defending you when you are under our care.”

Even as those words leave the crow’s cracked lips, his voice stumbles a bit when Ranboo’s ruby and emerald gaze flashes to the front, guilt festering deep in his gut. Keeping those doubting thoughts locked up internally, he watches Tommy slink off to the cottage after glancing around the property edges far too many times.

“I swear to you, my Goddess, I will protect this child. I have too. I can’t let another die.” Phil’s old heart jerked as two souls came to mind, his son and his newest ward, mentally adding Tommy to that list. “Not again.”

[alexanderwesker]

Q!Phil raising his son to be able to defend himself/others because of the fragility of life and constant dangers from others and the world itself VS C!Philza raises his sons as weapons because he views them as extensions of himself and tools in his identity as a fallen soldier FIGHT! (QPhil kicks his ass and his egg son dances on the body of twin of light philza. Rip nasty bird man. Blood for the blood god).

Man that would be a sight XD

[distinguishablesong]

me!! intro!! huzzah!!!

hi guys. it is i, juni. here are key facts about me with my main interests.

dream smp:

i am a c!dream apologist. i am also not a c!dream apologist. i think he's neat. he is my favorite in dream smp. no chat i dont excuse his horrible actions. maybe. idk.

im sort of? c!tommy neg/critical but also i love that kid because who doesnt. so im tommyfannotfan.

i like technoblade. philza. maybe a punz or two. endersmile, rivals-duo, staged-duo, doomsday-trio, and (healthy, brotherly, non abusive) disc-duo/primeboys my beloved.

c!dreamnoblade shipper, dni if ur going to hate me for liking it. thanks

heathers (musical, going to watch the movie soon):

heather chandler apologist. i don't like veronica. at all. nor jason dean. sorry, guys.

polyheathers & chandlamara. dukesaw if i feel like it.

to add onto previous point - i am a very big chandlamara shipper. i love these two, man.

piggy (roblox):

willow defender and tio enthusiast. neutral-ish on the rest of the cast. favorite duo is probably willow and tigry after hidden ending where they talk it out like real bros

minitoon please i need the willow+tigry spinoff but i need them to be siblings and they find william and they live happily ever after.

camp camp (roosterteeth):

i LOVE max. maxanmxmamxmaxmmxam

masha (max and sasha) shipper. not nsfw because they're kids and i really don't like darkships (have i said darkshippers dni? maxvid shippers too.) neutral on most other ships

i dont like gwenvid, not gonna lie

im also a nurf liker. gaylord, i love you.

OH YEAH I REALLY LIKE "THE LAST KIDS ON EARTH" BY MAX BRALLIER. I DONT LIKE THE NETFLIX SHOW THAT MUCH BUT IT'S COOLIO ANYWAYS. I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE TLKOE CHAT. i LOVE JACK. THE TEAM. i NEED A TEAM NAME FOR THEM.

i am really awkward. i inwardly cry at social interactions. im sorry.

i use they/them. calling me "girl", "bro", "dude", etc is fine. unless you actually want me to be a girl or dude or something not they/them. then no

will never rant about my interests because idk how to

[lilyminer]

So sorry to get a bit vent-y but ya know, I’m living away from home for the first time, coming into my adulthood and have been reflecting a lot on my childhood. . .

And in retrospect all the things I headcanoned about c!Philza’s personality are a lot more significant now. Jeez who knew you could project so much of your own experience onto a character without even noticing!?

Still no clue how he does it but Phil does indeed make an excellent internet dad, frankly too good of a dad figure for my own good at the time haha.

Maybe there was also another reason I was so protective over the idea c!Philza was a good, or at least good intentioned father (hes definitely not) so sorry for defending that beyond logic sometimes!

As a character he still means the world to me though. As does actual irl Phil, hope he’s doing well.

[fluffallamaful]

Lore Discussion Incoming — Soup

c!Wilbur is the character on the DSMP that I would probably be most likely to punch in the face, lol. Hell, if I were to choose a True Villain of the story, it would almost certainly be him.

A list of what he’s done, canonically (likely incomplete):

Drew lines in the sand with L’Manberg so that he could gain power (basically the exact thing that he accused Dream of doing)

Manipulated people into supporting L’Manberg using every propaganda tool in the book (including writing Dream into the role of one-note villain, a role that he would later don himself)

Waged a years long harassment campaign against Eret after she had the gall to be the only one to not fall into the roles he slot out for everyone (The Control Room) that resulted in her being completely obsessed with her image and with the idea of her being redeemed in the eyes of others (count how many times c!Eret has tried to “redeem” herself in the eyes of those characters) (it’s more than once)

Tried to rig an election and then went into a total spiral when it failed that led to him blowing the whole thing up. (The election itself also explicitly paralleled the American 2016 election, if I remember correctly, so. There’s no way to make that situation sound anything but morally bankrupt.)

So much of his “searching for forgiveness” thing that he did post-revival was so performative that it often felt like he did more harm than good (forcing Tommy to confront Dream in prison in a twisted, puppeteer-like show, for example — make no mistake, that was a show, whether he consciously realized it or not) (it didn’t even help Tommy, in the long run, because he was still completely paranoid — it legitimately only served to retraumatize him)

Was an abusive and neglectful father to c!Fundy, canonically, at least in Fundy’s later years (and maybe before that, depending on who you ask, but that can kind of be debatable) (“You made me eat off the floor!”)

Hell, his whole deal with Tommy is a fucked up mess and a half. As his right hand man, Tommy was often the main subject of his manipulation to the point where he was completely submerged in it. Hell — there’s a real reason that Tommy was often directly paralleled with Wilbur by the narrative The only way that Tommy was finally able to see past Wilbur’s rhetoric about Dream being a Pure Evil Monster is because cc!Wilbur literally took him out of the story. (Did you notice that the Finale lore streams — the only ones post-c!Wilbur — were also the only ones to portray c!Tommy’s fucked up black-and-white worldview as destructive?)

Also L’Manberg’s influence has almost always been framed as explicitly negative. Fundy renounced the country as having been horrible to him during Doomsday, Niki burned down the L’Mantree entirely of her on volition, Tubbo was turned into a tyrant due to being forced into the role of Boy President, Philza was put under house arrest for “preventative measures,” Techno was tracked down for an execution (also part of said preventative measures), Tommy was constantly put under duress by Wilbur ESPECIALLY during the Pogtopia arc as he was forced to defend walls that never did the same for him in return (and its really sad actually that he seeks refuge in those walls post Dream’s escape from prison by building them around his base, I mean talk about the parallels of characters seeking solace in the places of their abuse and mistreatment), and probably a whole lot more that I’m forgetting rn.

Honestly in a lot of ways, canon!Wilbur is basically fanon!Dream. c!Dream sucks at manipulating people. Like, he’s terrible at it. He’s an amazing actor, but his lies themselves hardly ever hold up under scrutiny and his misjudgements of people so often end up biting him in the ass that it’s practically a comedy of errors at this point. (Hell, his whole plan to catch Vikk and Lazarbeam relied on him and Punz literally chasing them down! Half of the other characters could have manipulated them into following them, brought them into a trap, whatever, but Dream could not.) The only way any of this act held up is because he was able to convince both the audience and the characters that he was insane enough to believe every word. c!Wilbur, on the other hand, is amazing at it. He’s a true empath in a lot of ways, and he knows how to get the pick turning in just the right way to open the lock.

yessssss i feckin love the dsmp because all the characters have flaws it’s honestly awesome.

i actually was never on lmanberg’s side. i understood dream’s logic of finding it dumb that they were preaching for freedom whilst creating laws and fencing off an area.

and ahhhh you’re analysis of c!wilbur is so cooolllll!! *clap clap* i think also the fact that cwilbur was american this whole time was also such a crazy part to his character. he really did just come onto dream’s server, created a country, blow it up, convince tommy of black and white thinking, then left lmao. i love him and yes i hope he chokes on his soup a couple times 😂

[manglechan1204]

Sssssoooooo it’s been a while !

I’ve finished the dream smp episode’s playlist (282/282) annnddd I also finished the dream smp plot playlist  (419/419)

So this is my final update on my thought on the characters ! ( Imma try keep it short…)

c!Tommy : I finally succombed to the tommyinnit charm after his exile 😩 and his death … and wilbur abondonning him ….+the kid’s been through way too much too to keep disliking him + he did mature in someway, it was really nice to see that + I still want to punch him sometime tho + and that him and eryn a childhood friends is so cute

c!Tubbo : I dont know guys + Tubbo has been really confusing to me the whoollee time xD + but I like him ( and pity him..) + It did go throouughht a looottt + I love that he has a child + I dont like that he have to take care of him alone now !;( + I get it that he is still mourning ranboo and is traumatised with what happenned to micheal but  I dont know killing aimsey was really uncool

c!Dream : Everytime he opens his mouth im like « why are you lying »+ I kinda had pity for him with the whole torture arc + but the dude seemed really fine as soon has it was out u know + fuck him for manipulating everyone

c!Sapnap : Like how he goes fully against dream for the greater good even tho they were best friends + finally has a good purpose with defending kinoko kingdom, thats cool + poor man trying to bring peace in his love life

c!George : Stayy assleeppp + It might be because I’ve only watched summarized version of what happened + but everytime this man is awake is to whether destroy stuff or kill people which is tiring and annoying after a while

c!Ponk : Pooorr theeemmm dkjngdkgd + I still can’t believe c!Sam took his fucking arm like ??? + really didn’t deserve anything happening to her + is really sweet + and lost:(

c!Foolish : Love Him + love his lore + kinda like how he joins las nevadas

without being dependent on it + his mental breakdown and his reconsideration was super interesting to see  + my man just want to try doing his part + and build awesome stuff !

c!Punz : I find it cool when he really was a mercenary and switched for the side who payed more + now he is a c!dream apologist

c!Purpled : I would have said he didn’t do anything wrong if he attacked anyone beside c!charlie + like after what quackity did, the rest of his action were just fair

c!Wilbur : man got resurected + and I still dont know if he was genuine with all his apologies or not. + still dont understand how some people think he changed + tommy deserved better idc + funny how he was flabbergasted people were not pardonning him after just an apology + how does utah fit in the lore…. ??????????

c!ghosbur: I finally see the baby boi material + the final animatic where he reunite with friend really got me  

c!Fundy : What is this whole nightmare thing ? + his reunion with wilbur was touching and heartbreaking + man can’t get lower

c!Eret : Love how they really try to make up for their past mistakes even thought it was so long ago + the musuem is an awesome idea + love how he doesn’t have any of the «  dream’s not that bad » bullshit

c!Quackity : Oh my fucking god + I cant say I like what he’ve become + but it’s super interesting to watch + his descent into hell is depressing but logic + his relation with c!charlie was super touching :(

c!Nikki : Her hatred for c.tommy was scary. + I’m glad she calmed down after + hope she finded some peace in the syndicate + Really connected with the fact that at first she joined the syndicate to belong

c!Philza : Like how he become wiser + and gives good advices to wilbur and tommy + we see he does care about them + MUMZA ?! She is so cool !

c!Karl : The dilemma he is put into is so horrible AND interesting ( the whole tale of the smp deal is breathtaking anyway ) + I like how he deeply care about people without being totally selfless

c!Skeppy : omg omg + bruh the whole egg deal ? I didn’t recovered from that + his whole lore is so tragic + the fact that he accepted to sacrifice everyone to keep c !bbh safe +  what an asshole but at the same time IT’S SO TOUCHING AT THE SAME TIME

c!Badboyhalo : My beloved + I love this character, just so sweet but also has no limit when it comes to his friends + every **terrible** things he did was to be with his friends ( aka skeppy ) + and the whole egglore ?! ( one of my favorite btw ! ) + both of them went down the bad past just to be with each and it’s JUST IM SO WEAK FOR SOULMATE STUFF + Also i’m crying about the fact that he is a father figure, that him and skep raised c !sapnap + and now there is c !eryn omg dmgdm

c!Ranboo : the way he saw life was super interesting + really depressing (in a good way) how this character was always so miserable + like the guy say they were relieved to be dead, no more stress, no more lies … + also im dying for hybrid stuff and cc!ranboo is the one who gived us the more hybrid canon stuff + also loves that he is a ddaaddd

c!Technoblade : I love him I love him + he is the embodiment of «  he is technically a bad guy but he deeply care about his friends so it’s okay ! » + he cares so much + he was so ready to defend tommy against the whole world and this bitch betray him  😒 … + the funiest character without breaking the immersion + also very interesting sens of ethics

c!Captainpuffy : PUFFY PUFFY PUFFY my beloved 2 + her whole backstory is so mysterious I want to know more about the pirate stuff ! + also tragic story like she had been fucked up over and over by her friends to end up at the egg sides on hey bd;- ; + AND EACH TIME SHE forgave THEM LIKE + she was such a pure soul that wanted to do good ( especially like how she was one of the few that see how fucked up what happened to tommy AS A KID was and she really tried to help him ) + until it was too much and she was too tired of everything to try anymore ...

c!Awesamedude : Listen guy I’m a c!awesamedude apologist. I really love him. Okay he did some super fucked up stuff but he is not evil.Cause you can see how much he cared about his friends at the beginning, so stressed about them going near the egg and everything + but obviously the stress of being the only one responsible of the captivity of the most dangerous criminal got to him really bad ( obviously it excused nothing of what he done ) + everyone blaming him for everything dream related afterward like it is normal and logical to ask only one man to be everywhere and think about everything…+ and even at this point he was really affected by tommy’s death + ( beside that I can’t believe he has the audacity to be this mean to c!ponk after what he did to him… )

c!Boomer : has potentiel ! I want to know mmoorreee

c!Aimsey : I love the fact that he wants to be non-violent no matter what happen, I deeply respect that in this fucking smp + her backstory is sadddd ;(

c!Seapeekay : same as aimsey , peaceful man just want to be there for his friends

c!Michealmcchill : SO MUCH POTENTIAL WITH THE « FIND SERENITY » THING  + love his musics

c!Charlie : I love hhiimmmm, he is so sweet and innocent + But at the same time he litteraly has seen everything and is older than this whole place + this contrast is always a win + also hybrid sttuuffff + the way he turned against quackity was so perfect and gave me goosebump + can’t wait to see what happen for him ? Will he leave Las nevedas ?

c!Eryn : canon 👏 hybrid 👏 stuff + he is really endearing with how he saw bad and was like that’s dad material + was childhood friends with tommy🥺 + tragic backstory + really interesting how he is drawn to death

c!Hannahrose : In love with the fact that she is a sort of nymph / fairies and is directly connected to nature and especially roses like she put so much details about that + her whole arc with the eggs was so cool and creepy + can’t believe she litteraly got mutilated by c!boomer and people ( sam ) were like « isokaayyy chill dude » like ???

[efa6a4]

c!philza

i’ve seen a ton of ppl on twitter disliking c!philza and i wanna defend him so here’s my braindump

- to start: C!PHILZA IS NOT RELATED TO C!TOMMY STOP CALLING HIM A BAD FATHER BECAUSE OF TOMMY

- there’s a ton of double standards that i see between c!phil and c!techno, especially with the butcher army

- ppl seem to forget that c!philza was literally put under house arrest during the butcher army storyline, he was stuck in his f-ing house and literally had to watch techno almost get executed from his porch

- doomsday: most of phil’s expericene with lmanberg is negative, with lmanberg being associated with the death of his only son, the butcher army, and tommy betraying techno

- not to mention there’s barely any canon interactions between c!philza and c!tommy, (and none that i can think of off the top of my head), since most of them are between techno and tommy, therefore most of phil’s impressions of tommy result from techno’s stories, in which tommy literally betrays him for lmanberg and two discs (which, btw, hold little value to people other than tommy, dream, and tubbo)

- doomsday was an act of revenge, but could also be freedom in a way. destroying lmanberg got rid of the corrupted way of ruling, along with the government, a way for a new beginning

- c!tommy’s death: personally, i think the way that c!phil and c!techno acted was valid, a) first stage of grief is denial, and b) as i said before, their past experiences with tommy were mostly negative, along with people having different reactions to death (@ the ppl on twitter complaining at techno’s reaction)

- not to mention he’s canonically really old. man’s probably experience the deaths of so many people he’s known before, he’s lived a long ass life

- ALSO: STOP PUTTING C!PHILZA IN FRIENDSHIPS WITH PEOPLE HES CANONICALLY NEVER SPOKEN TO/PEOPLE THAT HES ONLY CANONICALLY SPOKED TO ONCE OR TWICE

[dyketubbo]

on one hand yes i want fireworksduo to be friends again and yes im happy about tubbo and philza being friends. on the other hand tubbo has never acknowledged his trauma in his life except for when he was telling off quackity for wanting an execution too and i just. im glad tubbo forgives but i wish he wouldnt shove aside his own feelings to do so. tubbo being the better person is nice but its so so sad when you think about how hes forced to be the better person when it comes to being nice to the grown ass adults who dont care that theyve hurt him.

all the posts about whether or not its technos fault that tubbo died (it is. yes its mostly schlatts fault but ultimately technos going to be the face tubbo sees when he thinks about it. he talked about rocket launchers instead of demands of making it hurt when he told quackity off for wanting an execution) and not a single one recognizing how the only apology techno gives is a lackluster "sorry" before he even actually pulled the trigger. not a single drop of remorse after. it shouldnt matter what reasons techno had. tubbo still has fucking trauma. whether or not techno was valid in killing tubbo shouldnt negate that the fireworks he shot into tubbos face and the way he made lmanburg into a crater are why tubbo sees nukes as a safety measure and made an even bigger crater to signalize that he can finally defend himself against people like techno now

itd be nice to see techno and tubbo be friends again yes, but if all the tommy sympathizers can say "bedrock bros only if techno shows remorse and introspection" then i get to say the same for fireworksduo. tubbos never going to get a chance to actually heal from his trauma if him repressing it is just enabled by him forgiving and befriending the people who hurt him all over again

if the relationship between the person who was hurt and the person who hurt them is a situation where the person who got hurt represses all of their emotions and trauma forgives the person who hurt them without the latter showing any actual remorse and even often shifting the blame off of themself while the former *does* show remorse and regret about whatever theyve done then its not a relationship that should be encouraged

[waywardnajsepticeye]

Everyone else: I don't trust c!Phil

My emotionally sensitive ass: FUUUUUUUUCK HE'S WILLING TO HELP TOMMY KILL DREAM WHEN NEEDED AND HE'S TEACHING TOMMY THAT PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MATERIAL POSSESSIONS AND EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING HE CAN OVERCOME HIS FEARS AND RISE UP AGAINST EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK-

[vaulthuntersmybeloved]

Bruh it annoys me so much that whenever Dream smp!Phil shows an ounce of kindness towards anyone people are like “OMG DADZA!!!” And then when he fails to act like a father to that person despite having NO OBLIGATIONS TO BECAUSE CANONICAL HE’S ONLY FATHER TO WILBUR y’all are like “PHIL IS SUCH A BAD DAD, HE’S SO NEGLECTFUL, HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE’S FEELINGS, HE’S EVIL!”

Like bruh if you actually cared about Phil’s character in the first place you’d see how wrong you are and that you’re literally getting mad because he didn’t conform to YOUR expectations of him because he’s only seen as “Dadza” instead of an actual goddam character with complex emotions!