#definitley tim tho

[batmanshole]

wait im curious now which of the bats you think would skate. and maybe skiing snowboarding etc etc

OKAY SO. i have lots of opinions about this because i like hockey and im canadian.

starting with tim i think that hes pretty decent at skating, no hockey knowledge beyond the usual stuff they teach u in school. i think he definitley went skiing as a kid. if you are canadian and rich you know how to ski it just happens bro. probably not snowboarding tho

jason. well i may be biased on this one but i think he likes hockey and played it when he was younger. probably the best skater of the bunch. does he pay attention to it now? no hes busy. but i know deep down if he didnt have all of that going on he would like it. and no this isnt cause i like hockey and hes my fav. also he doesnt know how to skii or snowboard it is not happening

dick can figure skate. he learned when he was older and hes pretty decent at it i think. doesnt know how to snowboard but probably learned some skiing for a mission at one point.

damian is decent at it. doesn't care much for it but will try to one up his brothers. i dont think he likes how the skates feel on his feet though #autism

cass can figure skate REALLY well. i know this to be true in my heart. ok? doesnt like the idea of skiing or snowboarding though

steph is not very good at skating but makes a point to learn so she can go on dates with cass. lots of handholding involved. thinks skiing is dumb and makes fun of tim for it.

barbara cannot skate because of her disability shes just like me for REAL!!!!!!!!

duke doesn't know how to skate due to just never having the opportunity to learn but i think hed be a quick learner. def does not ski or snowboard

bruce knows how to skate, ski and snowboard. hes batman yes but also hes rich and skiing is rich people activities.

BONUS: roy harper courtesy of @darkwingdyke who knows more abt roy than me

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Model!batsis (HC)

Requested by a strawberry-sweet Anon: Would you do some hc's for the Batfam attending a fashion show where a 16 year old Bio-Batsis is modeling when she comes out on stage in something very reveling and borderline inappropriate. A/N: I wasn’t sure how exactly to interpret this so I just went along with what I thought it meant. Hope y’all like it :-)

If there’s one thing you learn while living in this giant ass family, it’s that you support your siblings no matter what

You have a cow as a pet? Sure why not

You’ve been leading a crime syndicate for a while and basically became a mob-boss? Well, try not to do it again, but that’s pretty cool

You hacked into the MI6 to check if there really is an agent called 007? Don’t get caught and tell me what you find

You’re favorite meal consist of cereal? Well, that’s not really healthy, but sure, go ahead

So when you started to show interest in modern fashion and modelling your family was full on board

It was Bruce who pulled a few strings and got you your first gig

From there on, everything pretty much happened on its own and not soon after you were one of the newest stars in Gotham’s modelling scene

Your family made it a point to try to attend all your shows, with their lifestyles often meaning that one or two actually sat in the audience

Tonight was the first time since your first show that more than four of them came at the same time: Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass and Stephanie all sitting on V.I.P. spots in the first row in front of the catwalk

Today’s collection had been designed by one of the quickest rising names in the fashion scene, but he wasn’t the kind of designer your father would consider hir

inge for the Wayne Inc. Practical Fashion line

Because his clothes were often...well...very, very un-practical

But they were fashion

And you and the designer got along great, so great in fact that he made you wear the center-piece of this show

It was somewhat ironic how the thing that he said “showed most of his creative spirit” very much showed less than any other outfit of the night

In fact, it was something between a dress and a swimsuit that was made mainly out of dark fabric connected by strings and some lace that covered your private areas and some parts of your legs 

You felt confident and attractive in the outfit so you didn’t care for how much of your skin the people could see and how revealing the dress was

When it was your turn to walk on stage and give the show a final ‘Pang!’ you immediatley had the room wrapped around your finger

Now let’s see how your family would react to your outfit

None of them are the kind of people who’d try to tell you what you should and shouldn’t wear or what was appropriate, so they wouldn’t really mind you wearing that

There was something else they minded a lot tho

The stares of the people that were definitely not directed on your outfit

I mean they all know that people (obviously) look at models, but that doesn’t mean they have to like it

They will definitley throw hands with anyone who says something innapropriate

And when anyone tries to touch you afterwards there will be one less hand connected to the bodies in the room

But other than that especially Steph, Cass and Dick (Boii knows fashion) would celebrate your look

Bruce would maybe feel the typical “My baby is growing up” and might or might not make you look at baby-pictures of you later that week, but he also was proud about your confidence and the way you conquered the world in a storm

[zweibierbitte]

A COMPLETE INTERVIEW OF MY MUSE | Lutz TAGGED: @derhaifischderhattraenen TAGGING : @paperworkanddogs @neerlandstrots (Tim) 

NAME?

Lutz Wilhelm Beilschmidt 

ARE YOU SINGLE?

Nope I have a wonderful girlfriend 

ARE YOU HAPPY?

Yeah I’m pretty happy right now. 

ARE YOU ANGRY?

Not right now but I can get angry if you want to. 

NINE FACTS –

BIRTH PLACE?

Jena. I think at least. Somewhere around there. 

HAIR COLOR

Blonde

EYE COLOR?

Violet / purple-ish ?? I don’t even know. 

BIRTH DAY?

Euh.... I don#t know but I celebrate it on October 3rd. 

MOOD?

Hungry, as usual. 

GENDER?

Are we really going into this? [He’s cis male]

SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter! Even tho summer can be nice but I always die of the heat. 

MORNING OR AFTERNOON?

Definitley the afternoon, fuck mornings. 

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? –

ARE YOU IN LOVE?

Yes?? I just said so. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

Nah, that’s only for little girls. 

WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?

Uh..... Wait. [pauses] Death did. If I only count serious relationships 

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART?

I actually have no idea, it wouldn’t surprise me. 

ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS?

Euhhh.... I might be a little? 

HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?

Yes of course, I hugged my sister and my girlfriend and some friends who didn’t ask for hugs but got them anyway.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER?

I probably did, i don’t know man, that is why it’s a sECRET. Dumbass. 

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART?

HAH, let’s move to the next question. 

SIX CHOICES –

LOVE OR LUST?

Love.

LEMONADE OR ICED TEA?

Iced tea altho.. No, Lemonade... Both. 

CATS OR DOGS?

Dogs, obviously. 

A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS?

Many friends, I need to have people around me.

A WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN?

Euuuh, I like both to be honest? 

DAY OR NIGHT?

I’d say day, because I value my sleep. 

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS –

BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT?

Duh! Obviously. 

FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS?

Totally, it’s almost a daily ritual. 

WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT?

Ah shit, yeah. 

WANTED TO DISAPPEAR?

Yup. 

FOUR PREFERENCES –

SMILE OR EYES?

They both complement each other so I cannot choose either one. 

SHORTER OR TALLER?

Taller? Altho I don’t really mind. 

INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION?

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND; INTEELIGENCE IS ATTRACTIVE 

HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP?

I did both and I enjoyed both. 

FAMILY –

DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG?

I mean, for the most part we do. 

WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE”?

Hm yes, I don’t cal myself a hot mess for nothing.

HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME?

Yup I have.

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT?

That surprisingly I didn’t. I should have with the way I was acting. 

FRIENDS –

DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

No??? They’re friends. I might dislike some at times but that’s something else than hate.

DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS TO BE GOOD FRIENDS?

Well some are closer and some aren’t, but they’re still good friends yeah? 

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Matthijs ( @neerlandstrots ) but then again, it’s sometimes hard to choose. 

WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU?

Pretty sure that’s my girlfriend. Or Ludwig. Or Matthijs. Shit, am I an open book?