#demon trio

[ineffectualdemon]

Shang Qinghua becomes the one person Binghe trusts with Shen Qingqiu when he has to be away from him because when asked (and he asks everyone) "what are your intentions with my Shizun" he caught Shang Qinghua sleep deprived and fed up and so he answered "Dunno. Probably to piss him off."

When asked the inevitable "are you in love with Shizun!" instead of the usual angry or hysterical denials that he never believes Shang Qinghua answered with a deadpan "ew. That's my bro. I'd rather vacation in the endless abyss."

And then Shang Qinghua wandered off muttering about how Mobei has much better tits anyway

He didn't bother to ask Mobei these questions because Mobei keeps making what he thinks are subtle digs about how HIS human is the superior one

Which would normally piss Binghe off for many reasons but it means that he knows for a fact his right hand man won't try to fuck his husband so he puts up with it

Sha Hualing he puts up with because he told her and Mobei about the other Luo Binghe and mentioned the harem they had this conversation:

Sha Hualing: If you're not gonna can I collect them?

Luo Binghe: you want a harem?

Sha Hualing: yeah but not that big. I only need like a hundred wives and husbands at most. Mostly I think it could be fun! Yingying and Yan-er tell me I need more girls who are friends and it sounds exciting!

Luo Binghe: as long as it doesn't distract you from your duties

Sha Hualing: *clapping her hands* Yay! I'm going to kidnap Yang Yixuan and tell him the good news! Oh! He can come with me! I'll take Yingying as well! She needs more practice fighting

Luo Binghe: how many people from Cang Qiong are you fucking?!

Sha Hualing: less than 20! But they all know and they all know my favourites! I made sure to cum-oo-n-e-cat after we sat through Peak Lord Mu's lesson on romancing humans

Mobei Jun: *who found that lesson both very helpful and very pointed* that's very conservative of you.

Sha Hualing: ikr? You and Junshang are rubbing off on me. Making me act all old fashioned and stuff though this human method of talking is really hard to get the hang of

Mobei Jun: mn. It is very necessary for their health but they also do not do the cum-oo-n-e-cat very well either. It's very strange.

Luo Binghe: it's communicate! And...I'm going to be with people who aren't you two for awhile

This got away from me

[ultra-raging-ghost]

I was looking at these three and came up with the hc that pinks/pastels are the demon natural state and bad purposely looks that way because reds a darker version of pink but then i realized that implies barbieboyhalo is probably bad's natural state of being

Like you cant tell me pretty pastels arent his natural state of being he's been put in dresses too many times/j

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Fic Prompt

Au where Hua Cheng, Luo Binghe, and Wei Wuxian were all street kids together and were friends. Luo Binghe was the oldest and kind of the leader of the group and Hua Cheng was the youngest.

As their stories start, however, they all get separated.

Later on, past the canon of all three books, they all run into each other again.

[kelenia]

He heard Shang Qinghua call Binghe his son ONCE and ran with his own conclusions

[zzomb2ie]

Q!BBH; androgynus but masc presenting

Q!TINA; androgynus but fem presenting

Q!MOUSE; hyperfem

and they are like the prettiest mfs ever.

[tossawary]

There's this scene in Volume 2 of SVSSS where Sha Hualing takes off Liu Mingyan's veil and is struck speechless. (Shen Yuan doesn't get to see and he's SO disappointed about it.) And tbh, I think it suits the... I don't know what to call it... "fail energy"(?) of the Demon Trio if Sha Hualing did not know that she found women attractive until that point, especially when she's desperately running around being Luo Binghe's henchwoman.

Nothing about Sha Hualing repeatedly and pathetically getting her ass kicked makes me think, "Oh, yeah, this is the demon holding the brain cell." This is a hot mess who nearly got herself killed invading a highly dangerous sect as a teenager, and also tried to hook up with Luo Binghe. We don't know the details of how or why she betrayed and killed her own father, but that's presumably just as weird as Mobei-Jun's family dynamics and *gestures vaguely* just look at him!

The humor in the Demon Trio's fuck-ups imo comes from the fact that they're all highly capable and dangerous and intelligent in their own ways, and they're still fucking up.

[rhiaarrow]

I- I'm sorry did I hear that YD maybe making the demon trio into the demon quartet? Are you serious?

I love YDBB so much and demon trio has my whole heart. Adding another canon demon into the loop and especially with it being YD would just make me so fucking happy

Also that would make 3/4 demons fem presenting giving us more of an excuse to draw qBad in more fem presenting demon outfits to match with them :D

[thesimulacrumb]

My QSMP reset wishes are

More interaction between Phil and Mouse More interactions between Fit and Mouse Development with Mouse and her Risus potion Demon to Demon conversations [really between anyone] And finally and least likely, Ironmouse Concert on the QSMP server

[milkonmars001]

op is an all consuming force

[kalopsiadaemon]

♥🎀 𝒹𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓉 🎀♥

[samipekoe]

dungeon meshi if it was evil

[ineffectualdemon]

Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun become besties because they both are trying to figure out how to get their respective Peak Lords to top them

They often go to Sha Hualing for advice

She hates them for it

Mostly because her advice of "just fucking ask" is consistently being ignored for complicated schemes that never end up working

[ultra-raging-ghost]

ALRIGHT!!! HERES MY MASTERPOST OF MY QSMP DEMON LORE

I tried to make the text readable i wrote all of it by hand so yall enjoy that!!! I adore demon trio <3

If there's anything u need me to type out by hand or clarify or if i fucked up a word too much for it to be readable lmk!!!!!

(For all the new people on here, Reblogs > Likes !! i normally dont add that on my posts, but just for yall who are still learning ^^)

[alteregozowie]

He saved her, she wouldn't stop following him, so he took her home, and that's how he got Niffty 🤣

(It could have been anything and everything chasing her 😭)

He was just out for a stroll, Husk's fur gonna turn white at this rate.

[ghostbite0]

21 trio -> baby trio

aka i wanted to draw sanemi giyuu and obanai as little guys

[prokopetz]

My knowledge of superhero comics isn't deep so much as it is frustratingly eclectic. Like, I might well completely fail to recognise a character who's been a regular member of the X-Men for thirty years, but if you need somebody to explain from unprompted memory the complete plot of Spanner's Galaxy, I'm your guy.