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#did they die today?
vistakai · 4 months
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Really cool thing that happens as a medical receptionist is getting a fifteen minute long run down of someone's deeply personal traumas when you just asked for their insurance card
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rad-batson · 1 year
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Headcanon that Billy is not only immune to the magical lightning that helps him transform, but he’s also immune to normal lightning and all other forms of electricity.
At first, the realization is super cool. Billy doesn’t get hurt by static electricity anymore. He’s immune to Freddy’s hand buzzer pranks. He even gets 200 bucks from some big shot teenagers that dared him to touch an electric fence.
The problem comes when he tries to catch the bus in the rain one day and gets struck by REAL lightning. In front of dozens of people. Who are not supposed to know he’s immune to lightning. And Billy is very bad at improv.
Billy: *gets struck by lightning*
Billy: WHAT THE F—
Everyone: O_O
Billy: Oooo ouchh
Billy: I am in so much pain
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skunkes · 2 months
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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blackbatcass · 4 months
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bart and wally’s relationship is hilarious but when you take a step back it’s excruciating. they can’t stand each other but they’re bonded by one unbreakable similarity: iris west was the first person to ever love them when the world told them they were unloveable
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arachnerd-8-legs · 4 months
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really disappointing that bunjywunjy had to be pestered twice just to quietly remove their reblog after using their huge platform to encourage garbage like raving about the lesbian estonian soviet flag and how 'new pride flag just dropped' so people could go 'ooh pretty' about a flag that was forced onto us by ppl who wanted our culture gone and oppressed us for about a century in total if not more.
to say nothing or not show anything of the truth about that flag and quietly remove the reblog felt more like it was done out of obligation (and you didn't agree) rather than care for the subject matter that is still a fresh wound in our country's memory. it's only been 33 years since it ended.
I'd rather you make the mistake about something you didn't know (eastern european history is easy for westeners to overlook, because we're not a big country like them, we're not england or france or spain or germany) and admit/apologize for said mistake or even just outright state that you don't actually care rather than say nothing and quietly remove something so that people would stop talking about it
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thatbuddie · 5 months
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after buck and eddie get together, eddie starts giving buck absentminded kisses all the time.
kiss on the forehead after he passes him his morning coffee. kiss on the cheek while buck is cooking dinner. kiss on the back of his hand as buck drives them to bobby’s house for a family bbq. kiss on top of his head while they cuddle watching a documentary. kiss on his shoulder while they sit on the station couch reading in between calls.
but buck’s favorite kisses? the ones edde blows him from a distance. when no one is looking during a call and they have to separate, buck doing evac and eddie treating some minor burns. when buck is pulling out of the their driveway to go meet maddie and jee for lunch and eddie sees him off from the front porch. during their family night out at the movies with chris in between them before the action film their son chose and they’re both probably going to hate begins.
every single blown kiss is always followed by eddie mouthing “i love you” at him, and every single time buck feels himself start to blush, the butterflies in his stomach staging a very chaotic and uncoordinated flash mob.
there’s something so exhilarating about knowing that no matter how close or far away they physically are eddie always wants to be kissing him. like eddie knows just as well as buck does that his lips were always meant to graze buck’s skin and leave behind goosebumps for hours to come.
even when they can’t see each other at all, buck knows eddie is thinking about it too because eddie does not go more than 3 hours without sending him little 😘 emojis. he doesn’t say anything else, doesn’t contextualize them because he doesn’t need to. it's just random 😘 throughout the day, scattered in between the rest of their texts.
buck [3:33pm]: got caught in traffic, chris and i will be there soon! eddie [3:33pm]: ok, hen and denny just arrived eddie [6:03pm]: 😘
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eddie [11:27am]: can you write “chris dentist appointment” on the kitchen calendar for 10/17? buck [11:31am]: done! eddie [11:32am]: thanks, baby eddie [2:16pm]: 😘
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buck [10:08am]: we also need eggs! buck [11:43am]: remind me to replace the lightbulb in chris’s bedside lamp eddie [1:14pm]: 😘 eddie [3:09pm]: your amazon package just arrived buck [3:09pm]: yaaaaaaay eddie [7:24pm]: 😘
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eddie [6:02am]: 😘 eddie [8:56am]: 😘 eddie [9:07am]: 😘 eddie [12:31pm]: 😘 buck [3:17pm]: 😘😘😘
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nebulous-rain · 4 months
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was this entirely an excuse to figure out how parent hierarchy works on toonsquid? yes
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agentark · 4 months
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in another life, I would've really liked just standing around and talking in a box canyon with you
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littlemsterious · 2 months
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holy fuck harrow is a product of her parent’s genocide and alecto is a product of jod’s genocide how have i never put this together before
i’m trying to spell out my thoughts about this but i cant get past how a horrific number of people had to die in order for them to exist
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fishyartist · 6 months
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Ui idea tests, thrown together bc im eepy. Was planning on doing more but I spent all my days energy on the second one oops
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vilnmelling · 4 months
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Isn't it fun how both Steph and Grace tell Richie to "grow up" but that's something he'll never get to do ahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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dailykeiji · 5 months
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today’s keiji is: keiji, watch out! he’s gonna shoot!
redraw of this
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so-very-small · 3 months
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woke up. lizard on pillow. like i opened my eyes and he was beside me and staring at me. lil green-brown fella. tongue like :p. he was the length of my pinky finger. as soon as i reached for him he scuttled away out of reach and vanished behind my bed.
literally lived a g/t first meeting this morning so thats cool
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bigfatbreak · 1 year
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warmup of the day is: you fuckers are lucky i didnt let her destroy your asses
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cerealmonster15 · 7 months
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five stages of adeuce ft the trials and tribulations of ace trappola
#twisted wonderland#twst#adeuce#ace trappola#deuce spade#cereal tries to draw#ummmm. teehee.#jumpscare i spent more than an hour on something#i still. absolutely rushed thru but i mean i did some of it yesterday and some today#for SEVERAL hours#but i am so very busy and have a lot i need to do so i had to just#GET IT OUTTA MY SYSTEM one less thing to think about#but listen listen to me i love adeuce i love them so much theyre one of my og twst ships#and i love their ride or die bestie bond with yuu and grim it's SOOOO CUTE#i also love first year squad and i love basketball brothers and i love heartslabyul family#deuce is eating an egg in that first panel btw. sorry i dont know how to draw. well anything but especially silverware#and also hands. oh god. bu it's OKAY i dont HAVE TO make things PRETTY im . trying new things here.#IM TRYING I AM LEARNING IM EXPRESSING MYSELF VIA. IDK BLORBO SILLIES#ok that's enough going thru it in the tags i love my silly sons i hope u love them too#bc i need more adeuce FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!#directly inject heartslabyul content into my brain please theyre my favorites forever and ever and ever#[smash bros voice] NO CONTEST#ace and deuce have such a funny relationship. like why are you like that LOL kjdfldsjfkls#ace writing a Get Out Of My School letter to juice. real 2 me. i made that joke for jamil/azul once#but it's true for anyone at nrc i think actually. ok that's ENOUGH i need to go to BED GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i was gonna use text tool to also type the dialogue but it looked weird n out of place w/my sloppy drawing so i had to freehand AGAIN#SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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royalarchivist · 11 days
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Fit: Where are you, Pac? I got you, I got you, I gotchu!
Pac: I'm in- I'm in- I'm in heaven, Fit! I'm in heaven...
Fit: No, you're not in heaven yet! You're not going to heaven, no no no–
Pac: I'm gonna go for... I'm going- I'm going to the light, I'm going to the light...
Fit: Stay with me, stay with me! Stay with me.
Pac: I'm going for the light– [Sighs in relief as he's revived] I'm here.
Fit: You're good, you're good.
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[Full Transcript ↓ ]
Tina: Wow, the radius for that is huge.
Pac: [Steps on a mine and gets blown up] Whoa!
Fit: Oh, those are all mines, arent' they? Those are all mines, you bastard.
Aypierre: Let- let- let me fix this road... [He starts placing blocks]
Foolish: See? This is why mines need to be allowed, they're too fun.
Fit: [Laughs]
Pac: Yeah, actually.
Aypierre: Look, look– it's perfect, it's perfect.
Pac: [Steps on one of the blocks Aypierre placed, which was a mine, and immediately blows up]
Fit: Pac! No, Pac–! NOOO!!!
Pac: [Laughs and then shouts at Aypierre]
Aypierre: Where are you, Pac?
[Time skip]
Foolish: Did you get your stuff, Tina?
Tina: I will... I'll find a way... [She steps on a mine and blows up] AAAAAAAAA–
[Fit and Pac laugh]
Tina: PLEASE!
Fit: Those are all mines!
Tina: No, please! My stuff! I gotta go– [She gets lit on fire and screams again] PLEASE!
Pac: God damnnit!
Tina: Please, I just want my stuff back!
[They all laugh]
Fit: Jesus.
Tina: I'm gonna go get it! I'm gonna get it! Aghhhh–
Foolish: [Jumping in after Tina] Wait, there could be another landmine!
Tina: I want my things, Foolish!!!
Pac: [Jumps in too and steps on a landmmine, which immediately downs him] AAAAA!!!
Fit: Sht– Where are you, Pac? I got you, I got you, I gotchu!
Pac: [Overlapping with Fit] I'm in- I'm in- I'm in heaven, Fit! I'm in heaven...
Fit: No, you're not in heaven yet! You're not going to heaven, no no no–
Pac: I'm gonna go for... I'm going- I'm going to the light, I'm going to the light...
Fit: Stay with me, stay with me! Stay with me.
Pac: I'm going for the light– [Sighs in relief as he's revived] I'm here.
Fit: You're good, you're good.
Tina: Oh god... I'm scared, I'm scared!
Foolish: You did it!
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