#dilfs specifically

[callista-curations]

Turians in crop tops showing waist, you agree, reblog

[senliin]

just occurred to me there's no way there aren't tons of half-foots in chilchuck's union that have a crush on that man. perhaps mostly in a casual "eh he's a tall serious capable older man who cares abt workers' rights ofc id smash" way but still like. i think mickbell and whoever else he heard those rumors from are outliers (maybe the others r even just straight up jealous or bitter that they didn't think to do it first?) bc chilchuck is literally out there saving lives 😭 like the more i think abt it im like ofc this guy was a teen dad and has three children. i mean he's still an idiot for fumbling his wife but i do imagine he may have been a heartthrob in his community the same way any normal man who happens to be really fucking tall always somehow gets bitches

[tojisun]

thinking about the way jake mates you :((

the way he just folds you in half, covering you with his bigger body, overwhelming you with all of him – his scent, his weight, his warmth.

the way his hands, five fingers and all, pry your thighs apart so he can dip his head and lick your dripping cunt. you learned the word from jake, his voice curling into something deep and animalistic when he first ate you out.

the alien word was new, vulgar, outright dirty, but every time jake whispers it – "your cunt loves me, doesn't it, sweetheart?" – you could feel the way it riles him up more than it makes your toes curl. you feel it in the way he throbs inside you, his lips pulled into a snarl, and amidst glassy eyes you watch the way he flushes, losing himself in the throes of pleasure. 

pleasure evoked by mating you.

jake is so deliciously big.

the way his belly presses onto your back whenever he fucks you on your knees, a hand wrapped around your chest and the other pressing on your belly. the position was not usual, but not nearly foreign, and you found yourself putty in his arms as he contorted your body, measured whispers rolling off his lips, praising you, telling you how beautiful you look like this, presented all for him.

“can you feel me here, baby?” he purrs, his breath is warm as it tickles your ears. “i’m deep inside you, aren’t i?” 

your voice hitches, unable to reply to him well. jake chuckles anyway, like he expected your incoherence, almost even wanting to hear you be reduced to only keens and muffled whines.  

“y’r taking me so good, sweetheart,” jake murmurs, before pressing a kiss on your shoulder. 

you whimper, a choked moan falling from your lips as jake slides his cock out again, the length of it dragging along your plush walls. it is so heavy and hard, filling you to the brim as if he wants to carve himself into your very being. your eyes are wet with unshed tears, and your body trembles at how full you feel.

“jake!” you squeal, your voice squeaking into a high pitch when he pushes his cock back inside you again.

your arms buckle, threatening to collapse at the increasing pleasure rising through your being. it is only jake’s hold that prevents you from crashing to the floor, keeping you up at the perfect angle to sink his cock into. 

“i know, sweetheart,” jake croons, fucking you with a relentless pace, his body warm around you. in you. “just few more, okay? you could do it, can’t you baby girl?”

you don’t recall ever nodding or doing anything to respond to him, feeling your toes curl as your eyes roll to the back of your head, your cunt spasming around jake’s cock.

“fuck, baby!” jake hisses, his pleasure curling into his words, his voice sounding so close yet so warbled and far away. “cum with me, sweetheart. with me.”

and just like that your pleasure tilts, expanding, before euphoric ecstasy crashes into you as you cum, your orgasm ripping a shrill cry from your throat. 

“m’jake!” you scream, your back arching and your ears flattening on your head, your tail thrashing as the base of it thrums with a muted pain from being squished between jake’s bigger body and your back. 

“jus’ like that, baby,” jake grunts, his face pressed on the juncture between your shoulder and your neck. “fuck, y’r so good, so perfect. my perfect mate, aren’t you baby? mine, yeah?”

you hum, you think. or you nod – you don’t even know, feeling yourself floating, engulfed with the overwhelming pleasure that only jake can coax out of you. 

your uncoordinated response doesn’t matter to jake, feeling him chuckle amidst his panting, his tongue licking a stripe on your neck. 

“yeah,” he whispers, almost like he is talking to himself. “my perfect mate, alright.”

[reanimatedcowboy]

damnnn i did not expect my fantrolls to pop off but I'm not complaining.

Castil voiceclaim (Issac Clark, Dead Space) and other doodles.

[sunflower-emoji]

hi kaye. i’m here to tell you that i’m rotting on pro/dilf shoto. 😔 mostly about how pretty he is all the ways he’d change and grow as he heals into his own person as he ages. imagining him with subtle playfulness, wicked grins, bright eyes and laugh lines because he deserves it. 🫠

YES the man is THRIVING as he deserves

Rei's genes mean he's aging like the finest wine, with soft wrinkles and a jawline you could cut yourself on

People are constantly making legolas jokes now that he's grown his hair out and for good reason tbh. I'm talking beautiful intricate braids for galas or messy buns on his days off. And the kids in his life (nieces/nephews, godkids, his own, pick ur fav headcanon) love giving him makeovers/styling it with silly hair clips

He never shakes the princely aura and from far away he still looks icy and untouchable, but his eyes are all softness and warmth and his little smile comes so easily now

(He's got plenty of big smiles too, but those are more private, reserved for the ones he loves most)

Still not the most expressive, but his quiet kindness puts people at ease instantly and assures them they're safe in his care

Kirishima got him into crocs. It's the best and worst thing to ever happen

His sense of humor is extremely impish and dry. Infamous for making sharp quips during boring meetings/interviews/etc and getting whoever is sitting next to him in trouble

Chaotic evil on social media: his feed is weird jokes, sassy clapbacks, and blurry photos. Also retweets thirst tweets about himself and his friends

And some spicier thoughts:

Shoto hasn't had a whole lot of partners but he's a dedicated lover and very fast learner; at this point he knows both what you want and how to give it to you

Old age has made him bold, relishing the moments when he can surprise you or catch you off guard. He's fucked you in the shower, rented cars, public bathrooms, Midoriya's hall closet-nowhere is safe

Loves having his hair pulled and goes a little feral when you do; the low groan he makes is divine

Obsessed with your boobs. His hands (and mouth lets be real) always find a way to your chest no matter what position, and nothing comforts him more than resting his face in them mommy kink ahoy

[bahbzxxx]

Serenitea Pot Shenanigans 2: Basic Anatomy ft. Some silly little Fox Friends✨🦋🍃

“My Windblume…that’s not exactly my shoulder…”

Venti X GN! Reader (Oneshot)

You had absolutely no idea that you would be shredded in Genshin Invocation TGC. You had just suffered the most humiliating defeat, and to TIMMY no less. That PIGEON BOY.

Ugh. UGH. Just- UGGGHHHHHH!!!

It’s time to go home and wallow in your self pity…

But guess who’s made himself comfy on your loveseat… again…

“Oh, Windblume, I had a feeling I’d be seeing you soon! I just was taking care of your animal companions, that’s all…since I got here before you, I thought we could get to know one another…isn’t that right, my lovely fluffy friends?”

He’s covered in the foxes you adopted from Inazuma. All of them are snuggled up with him, lying all over him and making their adorable fox noises. You don’t know what they’re talking about, but clearly, the bard in residence does. He turns his attention back to the fox that he is cradling much like a baby, who you know to be the whiney one.

You love him very much, but that little guy is whiney.

“Oh, well, they’re right there? Don’t you see?” He chuckles warmly as the fox shuffles out of his arms and runs to you, pawing at you and whining for you to pick him up.

“H-he’s been waiting for you, my Windblume…all he yapped on about was you! somehow, he’s even more eager to see you than me…haha!!!”

“Aww…”

You nuzzle the creature innocently, and it makes the wind spirit watching you blush.

“And…what about, pray tell,…hmm…me? I presume I’m chopped liver now, hmm?” He pouts.

You look up at him and give him a look. He gives you a pouty one. It’s so over-the top that you can’t help but giggle as you come towards him.

“Well my friends, move aside…our Windblume here is taking their rightful spot on my shoulder!” He perks up, his pouty facade instantly becoming gone with the wind.

“Now, my beloved, tell me, would you like my right or~”

You’re sliding into his lap, and his cheeks flush with heat.

“M-my dearest, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but, I, uh…”

It comes out as more of a purr.

“That’s not exactly my shoulder. That’s…my lap.

“Oh. I had absolutely no idea.”

Your fake deadpan shock has him reeling on the inside. For seductions sake and the sake of the little fox who’s somehow still snuggled into your chest…he moves to whisper into your ear.

“Oh…did you really now?”

Now that you’re here… he’d prefer if you stayed a while. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer into him and trapping you.

“Hmmm…I see how it is…”

It seems like the other foxes got the hint, and they’re giving their new friend and their dearest adopter some space…

Not that one apparently.

The windborne archon moves into kiss you, but is interrupted by a paw to his lips. You cackle.

“Oh! Right…I’m sorry…I forgot to tell you!!!”

He boops him on the nose.

“Unfortunately for you, lad…this Windblumes already mine…

He gently takes the fox in a gust of wind and plops him within his other fox companions. He whines, but an older, and wiser fox shakes it’s head and grabs him by the scruff, and the leash departs.

He’d get the talk sooner or later.

“Thank youuuuu….!” He sings as they leave. The instant the two of you have privacy, he acknowledges your confusion.

“Poor fella never got the memo…oh well, now he knows!!!”

He eagerly pulls you in for a kiss.

After a little while, you forget what you were so upset about…

“So…tell me, my warrior… *another kiss*…what has upset you so dearly earlier…”He wastes no time in claiming your lips once more.

“Uhm…do you really want to know?”

“I’d like to hear your…your retelling…yes…” He purrs.

“My-my retelling?”

He chuckles darkly, and moves to kiss your neck as he massages your back and waist.

“Do you not remember, my beloved? The wind hears everything…

“Everything?”

“Everything when it comes to you…”

[bruciemilf]

Battinson getting wrecked in a multiverse Superman gangbang won't fix him, but it's worth a try

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

"MY BEST FRIEND'S A DILF, SPOCK! I LIVE IN PERIL EVERY DAY!" -Jim, probably

[apollos-boyfriend]

wanted to draw out my qforever and qbaghera designs!! i think they r step siblings, but everyone confuses them as biological siblings because they look somewhat similar! which is what i was pointing out above. baghera is a duck hybrid and forever is a werewolf (born that way, not bitten) but most people confuse him for a dog hybrid. instead of turning into a horrifying manwolf he just turns into a Normal Golden Retriever that just happens to be wearing naruto swim trunks

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Based off this post...<3

[mamawasatesttube]

just remembered rebirth's house of kent arc and everything bendis has done to kon between that and yj19. why did they have to establish that clark will never remember kon? why did he decide tim's memories of kon are more like memories of dreams than real memories? and yet brush off cassie as never having forgotten him (as opposed to actually paying attention to the kon and cassie relationship lol)? and ma and pa remember him but like... all of his friends like simon or lori or sajan wouldn't? and again CLARK DOESN'T REMEMBER HIM AND NEVER WILL??? what was the point of bringing him back as actual postcrisis kon instead of rebooting him too if literally all of his relationships (except with ma pa and bart) are now nerfed and nothing. what was the point of this. bendis. answer me. bendis i think this made my migraine worse actually. bendis im in your walls

[dilfsonic]

New icon time! It’s the man of the hour himself 💙🫶

[tojisun]

jake seeing you and the way you react around him for the first time and thinking, “there’s the daddy issues.”

it was obvious in the way you always sought out his approval, unconsciously turned to him whenever you expected a praise. jake gives them a lot diligently, curating each praise so that you stay unknowing. so that you stay innocent—as innocent as you could still be.

“i’m proud of you, sweetheart,” is his favourite thing to say. the way your cheeks flush with your lips tugging up in a soft smile; the way your ears flick upright as your tail coils around your leg—jake could not find it in him to not indulge you. he would be a fool not to.

“my sweet girl,” he’d murmur, pressing his lips on your forehead as he pulls you close, covering you with his bigger body. you are precious as you lay there in his arms, in his hold, and jake makes sure you know that.

it was also obvious and glaringly loud whenever you fuck up. it was in the way you hunch over, fidgeting with your fingers and waiting to get told off. but also waiting to be told that you are forgiven, that jake is there to help you correct your mistake, that he won’t leave.

and on those days, jake makes sure that he is careful with the way he handles the situation. careful with the way he talks to you. jake would always pull you close to him, sitting you on his lap, tugging on your chin and tipping your head up so your eyes are looking at his.

“you’ll be good f’r me, wouldn’t you?” he’d ask even though he already knows your answer. but jake would wait silently, beckoning you with such tenderness until you are shakily nodding, nuzzling your face on his chest and promising him something he already knows is set in stone.

then, jake would say, “good girl.” because you are.

(among other things, it’s obvious because jake has it too.)

toji ver

[thatsmylog]

[evansbby]

yall I got jealous of all the dilf stories that came in the other day so I re-downloaded a dating app and tried to match with dilfs and found a seemingly suitable one who works in finance so is rich but he immediately started talking about how he much likes my belly button 🥲🥲🥲

[windienine]

please understand that while loïc was not strictly constructed in a lab for anyone but his creator, i sometimes reopen soulsov just to look at his sprites some more