#ding dong the colonizer is dead

[3amandimstillawake]

so SO glad we live in a day and age where the internet is a thing while huge historical events take place. I can't still wrap my head around the fact that in the future people will STUDY this shit about the longest reigning monarch of England and we here today are meme-ing the absolute shit out of the queen passing. Legend shit me thinks

[shocked-cat-face]

Please tell me why people are expecting me to be sad about the queens death. Yes I'm British and I live in the UK but that doesn't mean I have to mourn her. She was a racist old witch that while "ruling" helped ruined thousands of lives. So to all you people who are happy she's dead keep celebrating. She had it coming for a long time. Also while I'm at it could some of you guys either invade Britain or take back your stuff from the British museum. It doesn't belong to us and I am getting sick of hearing about the queens death.

Thanks

From a British person

Ps hopefully the witch is burning.

[younggayanddoingokay]

So like, remember when Diana died and the queen didn’t make a public acknowledgment about it for a week? Yeah, well now y’all know how long to wait before you mention Liz’s death 😂

[homosherb]

ok but it would’ve been really funny if she died on Destiel Day

[lotus-flare]

Late, Happy It’s Happening Day for everyone in the places the parasite colonized. 🦀🦀🦀

[wazywaze]

The queen's funeral? But my wife is still alive?????

[taeodraws]

God explaining the plan for 2022

Alternatively, god’s stature on booty shorts so it can be passed to the Slutty Disciples

I propose the new monarchy is just a lottery and the winner 1. Becomes the ruler 2. Has one week in power 3. Can make any laws they can get passed in a week but it’s gotta go through the usual system and 4. Must wear the booty shorts

[whoredock]

the "someone died" ppl are so unserious like i know u bitches wouldn't care if someone in your immediate family died but yeah a racist evil hag croaking is sure breaking your heart

[murfpersonalblog]

queen elizabeth trying to get into heaven - TreMelvin

[victoria-daydreams]

Queen Elizabeth II fucking croaked today:

Fuck that colonizer I know that woman has a nice spot in hell waiting for her next to her cousband, Ronald Regan, and Margret Thatcher.

RIP BOZO

[razor-twat]

Poured myself a glass of vodka with ginger monster and made a ridiculously big amout of popcorn. Cheers all the colonized areas, the irish, the scottish, the poor 🍻🍸

[wild-west-stucky]

My part-Irish heart is celebrating so hard right now -

[whatif-no]

liz trying to get thru those pearly gates

[leighsartworks216]

I doubt a girl like you even has a heart

Just come in my inbox as anonymous and purposefully misgender me and pretend you're not offended it's okay ☺️

It's not my fault you can't handle the fact that people are happy a colonizer is dead ☺️

Die mad about it or better yet keep making anonymous comments in my inbox ☺️ I couldn't care less what you decide to do ☺️

[atlasisntdead]

It's such a whiplash going from tumblr to literally any other social media app and seeing people worship and mourn the queen