#dirk answers

[dirk-cubed-ama]

let's say, hypothetically, you were caramelldansen, moving your hips singing lalala. Maybe you were even dancing to the beat waving your hands together come feel the heat forever and forever

DIRK: Who's being hypothetical?

[heyitsdirk]

listen... i know we just met, but............. do you love me.....?.. its okay if not, i gues......... its fine.......... *looks to the ground shyly*

yeah

[ask-the-agency]

Have you guys gone to a zoo together cause that sounds like fun and a nice break from work.

Dirk: Wonderful idea!! Todd made an enemy though: 

[badlydrawnvodkamutini]

what if mutie met the other alpha kids

everybody loves mutie

[rikebe]

can a 16 year old grandpa and a futuristic brony... fall in love?

[ask-unstuck]

How is the relationship between the alpha kids and their trolls? I feel like they'd just kind of want to kill each other

[it's usually actually alright. Usually]

[fursectomy]

okay as a drag performer i need to establish some things first.

i don’t mean who would be best at dressing up w good makeup and pretty clothes. I mean who has the wit the wherewithal and the VISION to bring a concept to life despite limitations.

who would spend 9 hours bedazzling a cod piece while playing video essays for background ambience.

who would hot glue a corset into a gown using scraps of leftover fabric.

who would use their phone to edit a mix together on garageband using youtube2mp3 illegal downloads and remix quotes from camp 90s movies with niche hyperpop songs and lady gaga classics. or mix 1930s monologues from hollywood starlets with experimental post punk.

who would construct a narrative through line to connect their concept to the show theme and make the transitions from song to song align with storyline for their act.

who would teach themselves how to 3D model so they could 3D print cyberpunk cat ears.

etc etc etc

CAVEAT these examples are based of things i and my fellow drag performers have done so they may not align w the type of drag certain homestuck characters would do but i hope you understand what i mean.

feel free to elaborate on your answer and describe what kind of drag you think characters would do.

(repost bc i set the time limit to a day and not a week last time)

[daycare-days]

To all of the kids - what're your favorite animals?

Sudden and unintelligible noise and chatter fill the room as almost all of them start talking at once.

In summary:

Jade and Jake - too many to possibly list and count but agree that their dog Bec is the bestest boy and their cat Gigi is super cool (jake's more partial to him than Jade is though

Dirk and Hal: Horses. Hands down.

Roxy: kitties!!!!!! :D

Rose: She likes the strange creatures her mom draws for her books.

John: Unsure, but sea creatures are pretty neat

Jane: She thinks bunnies are really cute :)

[methvapes]

[dirk-cubed-ama]

THANKS FOR 50 FOLLOWERS!! 🎉🎉🎉

DIRK: Alright. 50-follower special. My honest review of the outfits I was sent.

DIRK: First off, what the fuck is this fit.

DIRK: My problem isn't even that it's revealing, this shit is straight-up TACKY. I wouldn't even wear this on a dare.

DIRK: The shoes are practically falling off of my feet, and what the fuck is up with the rhinestone belt? Like, genuinely, this would be almost tolerable without that.

DIRK: 2/10. Better shoes, less rhinestones, more outfit. Jesus fucking Christ.

DIRK: Better. I like that it's less revealing.

DIRK: I wasn't a fan of the pants at first, but they grew on me. Academia isn't really my "aesthetic," but I look cool as fuck. I'll give it that.

DIRK: 8/10. Not my style and some accessories wouldn't hurt.

DIRK: I'm never fucking doing this again.

Okay, let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: thank you. I never expected this blog to get much attention. Maybe just some love from my IRL friends and that would be it. I wanna say I really, really appreciate everyone who's sent in asks. Especially the people I see in the notes on pretty much every post. You're what inspire me to keep this blog going.

Can't wait to see y'all at 100! 💪

Expect a loredrop. ;)

[heyitsdirk]

hey mutual i never talk to! question:

what's your favorite homestuck au?

Hello mutual I also never talk to!! My favorite Homestuck AU? I like the Crow Strider AU but i also really like AquariumStuck! :D

[ask-the-agency]

What’s each of your favourite form Mona has taken (this week? or ever)

And sometimes, a good old finger-gun that actually works

Transcription: "I had trouble picking just one, so! Top three: splash of water that helped me scape of- well, you know! Swedish kids toy to mess with that soldier guy, and a weighted blanket for me! / Pew pew pew"

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

[ timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] ]

TT: If I was dating you... heh. Let's just say 'horses' wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

GT: Dirk what does this mean?

GT: Im bloody shaking what does this fucking mean

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ 300 sure is a big number, ain't it? ]

[ You're grateful for all of the support !! You don't believe their words yet but maybe one day you will. ]

[ Thanks for 300 !! ]

/ / Thank you everybody!! I would have liked to do something bigger but 300 came so quickly I didn't have time to think! Thanks for joinin Bro on his silly journey of healing!

Hope y'all stick around!

[timeausterrors]

welcome back!! hope you have a completely sane and normal time thinking about homestuck [:

for a doodle request... could i ask for a dirk and jake chilling on a tree branch please? completely up to you how the hell they got there + what they're doing

thank you!! i always feel the most normal thinking about homestuck <3

here is dirkjake k i s s i n g in a tree for you hehe