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chicagobeerpass · 3 months
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Chicago Beer Pass: IPA Snacks
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Welcome to the Chicago Beer Pass: Your ticket to all the great beer events happening in and around Chicago.
On this episode of Chicago Beer Pass, Brad Chmielewski and Nik White have themselves a little IPA Snack to usher in what they hope is Spring and not Chicago's "false Spring". Brad picked up these cans of Raptor Snacks from District Brew Yards and felt like it was just what they needed: a classic IPA. This beer doesn't disappoint and is a good reminder of the tasty beer coming out of District Brew Yards all the time. As the guys crush a few cans, Nik shares a little about his recent trip to Cider Summit.
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cloudywriting05 · 3 months
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dollhouse — coriolanus snow
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“torture me to sleep, have your way with me.”
» part two of one of the girls, can be read after or alone.
word count: 2,965 words
warnings: borderline physical and verbal abuse [DDDE], blindfolding, p in v, hardcore smut, bdsm, rough sex, slapping, mdni
tags: @urfavnoirette < even helped with the plot ugh 🫶
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“What? She fucked him?” The blonde boy asked.
“Trust me, I get it. It’s fucked up. I mean, Sejanus? And not me? We didn’t even believe him until we saw them talking, he definitely fell in that pussy, man.” Festus remarked as he stared at Coriolanus, the blonde boy gazing into the distance at nothing as he soaked in the information he was just told. "Before me too, it's fucking diabolical, dude."
It was true, you had sex with Sejanus. Coriolanus stood there, enraged. Were you, his girlfriend? No, you weren’t. Did he feel betrayed? Cheated? Yes, absolutely. The revelation had his chest tight, his temper soaring, his breath shaking. His girl touched a man, not just any man, the one he hated the most, Sejanus goddamn Plinth. The root of all his problems, self-doubts, and hatred. The boy with the perfect ending, a Capitol success story comes to life, a district boy who rose to the top with his family. Just the mention of his name had Coriolanus completely enraged. There’s nothing Coriolanus wanted more than to kill Sejanus, more than usual right now.
“Are you sure she did? I don’t care, just curious," he questioned, his attention now glued to Festus's lips, making sure he didn't mishear the information.
"Didn't you see them at assembly? They were totally giggling and touching each other, they're definitely fucking, man– plus, Sejanus said it himself, he's one lucky mother fucker, I'll tell you that."
Coriolanus tried calculating when and why you fucked Plinth, or what possessed you to. He knew of your friendship, but nothing else. He always despised when Sejanus would team up with you for projects, the idea of you two alone would kill him every time because he knew something like this would happen; and it did. He was right. Was it because he fucked Livia last weekend? What could possibly be the reason? He couldn't find a reason, but he found a very serious problem. In the blonde boy’s head, he could sleep with half the school, and you still weren't allowed to touch another guy. You were his when you played with toys in the sandbox in pre-k, and you are still to this day. It’s never been said explicitly, because to him it never had to be, he just expected you to know.
“That’s fucking disappointing, isn’t it?” Coriolanus remarked, anger brewed within him.
“I guess…? By the way, are you going to Arachne’s birthday tonight? Everyone is going and I don’t know what the fuck to wear. Exams are fucking me up, man.” Festus whined, rubbing his temples.
“Wear whatever, it’s not like it matters. See you tonight.” Coriolanus replied, walking away to his last period.
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Coriolanus knocked on the front door of the overly large mansion, loud electronic music evading through the walls, red and pink lights flashing through the window, eliminating the grass in the front yard. He stood there for a moment until one of his peers opened the door, Clemensia.
“Coriolanus…” she cooed, throwing herself towards the boy into his arms.
He held her as her drink spilled down his side, rolling his eyes in disgust. “Get yourself together, are you alright?” 
“No, but you look good… I like your shirt,” she remarked, her finger tracing over the patterns as she leaned against him. She’s fucking insufferable, he thought to himself.
“Thanks, now get up, pretty.” He stated, lifting her onto her feet and turning her around.
With a firm grip on her shoulders, he guided Clemensia through the entrance of the house, closing the door behind him. The volume of chatter grew even louder, an interesting scene in the apparent living room where people were lounging around, kissing and hugging. Releasing his hold on Clemensia, she joined her peers in the room. The blonde boy proceeded down a lengthy hallway, exchanging brief smiles with classmates lining the walls, their conversations blending with the music. Reaching the end, he pushed through holographic streamers dangling from the ceiling and stepped into what resembled a second living room, where vibrant lights flashed, fruity alcohol lingered in the air, and the heat hit him stronger than expected.
He stood there, observing the people he’d been in class with a few hours earlier, now dancing relentlessly against each other under the pulsating music. The bright flashing lights washed over their bodies, while pairs, trios, and groups gathered around, indulging in drinks and cigarettes. Amidst the vibrant chaos, Festus caught his attention with an unfamiliar girl. Navigating through the crowd, Coriolanus reached the center, where he firmly grabbed Festus's shoulder, prompting a swift turn in response.
“Dude! You scared me! You’re here pretty late!” he yelled as he leaned in towards Coriolanus.
“Yeah! I know! Have you seen Sejanus?” Coriolanus yelled back, his body being pushed by people jumping and dancing around him. 
“Dude! Yeah! He’s on the dance floor with your girl, man! Look!” Festus’s arm extended and pointed towards you, lost in the music as you danced with Sejanus.
Coriolanus watched your body pressed against his as you winded your hips, Sejanus’s hands resting on both sides of you, pushing up against your back. He let out a sigh as you whispered something into Sejanus’s ear and led yourself out of the crowd. Coriolanus took the opportunity to pursue you, pushing through everyone. He followed you closely behind, watching your hands struggle as you turned the doorknob and entered the dark bedroom. Keeping his footsteps light he entered behind you, closing the door. He stood silently as you threw yourself onto the bed, letting out a loud groan as your chest hit the mattress.
“Nice dancing back there, whore.” Coriolanus remarked, sending you into a panic.
“Fuck! What the hell are you doing in here, you fucking psycho? How long were you standing there?” you shrieked as you glared at the boy in the corner, your heart pounding inside your chest as it rapidly raised up and down.
Coriolanus let out a dry laugh and sighed, “I knew you could be dirty; I just never knew you could be so fucking cheap, and easy.”
“What the hell are you talking about, Snow?”
“You fucked Sejanus— now give me one reason why I shouldn’t strangle you and shoot him,” Coriolanus spoke calmly, stepping towards you as you sat on the bed.
“Holy shit, you’re insane, Snow. Does it matter who I fuck? You slept with Liv on the weekend and my entire friend group over the summer, so kiss my ass.” you exclaimed, keeping your stance.
“You’re too pretty to be acting like this, doll. So, get some fucking self-respect and never go near him again.” Coriolanus suggested, his finger running down your cheek. 
You slapped his hand from your face as he stood in front of you, looking up at him. “But, why? You’re not my boyfriend, and contrary to your personal belief, you don’t fucking own me, Coriolanus.” 
“You said I did when I fucked you so good that you came back for seconds and thirds.”
“I hate to break it to you but, your personality is not as likable as your dick, Coryo. Now get the fuck out.”
“No, not until you apologize for having sex with the biggest bitch of Panem.” he protested, causing you to erupt into laughter. 
“Fuck, you really are crazy, Coriolanus... If you won’t get out, I will myself. Move.” you shot up from the bed, your chest grazing his as you pushed past him.
You stalked towards the door, Coriolanus grabbed your arm and pushed you, slamming your back into the wall. You cried out in pain. The boy stood an inch from you, his hands pinning yours against the wall. Your body was engulfed in complete fear, you were horrified.
“If you think for a second, I’m gonna let you go out and grind against that fucking bastard, you’re wrong. You’re staying here, I don’t care when the party ends,” he declared, his face centimeters from yours, your wild eyes staring at his.
“Coriolanus, let me the fuck go,” you spoke calmly.
“Why? Why are you acting like you don’t want this? I know you’re probably getting off to it because this is the type of shit your sick brain likes.” he sneered, adorning a vicious smirk.
You hated him. You hated him because you knew he was right. The heat between your legs, his breath against your neck, his grip on your hands. You wanted him so badly, and you hated that he knew it. “Why the fuck would I want you to touch me?”
He raised your hands above your head, keeping them first against the wall. He let his free hand travel down your side, his other hand clasping at your wrists, holding them in place. His hand wandered to your bare stomach, his fingers then wandering under your skirt. Drawing circles against your clothed pussy, the same pussy that was begging for his touch. “I can already fucking feel it, you’re wet. Such a whore, now tell me what you did with Sejanus.”
He spun you around, your chest slammed against the cold wall. His hands still clasping at your wrists which were now behind you, resting on the lower curve of your back. With the side of your cheek pressed against the wall, you breathed out. “I fucked Sejanus.”
“Say it again.”
“I fucked Sejanus Plinth and let him cum all over my face,” you admitted, your voice shaking. 
“Good girl for being honest for once, hm.” he sighed. 
He freed your hands, but they still found a way to stay put behind your back. The blonde boy raised his hand and landed it against your ass as hard as he possibly could, conjuring up all his strength to do it a second time. You shrieked in agony, as you bit your lip.
“You know, sluts like you should get worse, but I’m so fucking nice to you. So, fucking nice. You’re just so pretty it hurts to hurt you,” his hand traveled up to your chin, caressing it, then gripping it firmly, forcing your head to turn in his direction, “but your mouth, my love. Your fucking mouth gets you in trouble.”
“I’m sorry.” 
“I don’t care, doll. Give me the ribbon,” he tapped his finger against the ribbon around your left thigh, and you untied it, handing it to him shamelessly. “Get on your knees.”
You dropped to your knees, shuffling around to face Coriolanus. His pelvis hovered in front of your face; you peered up at him as he glared down at you. You could still make out his features by the bright lights flashing through the edge of the door frame. Your last look at the boy’s pretty face. He caressed your hair before tying the ribbon around your eyes firmly, and your breath hitched.
“Feel how hard I am, doll. Do what you do best, whore.” he remarked, grabbing your hand, and placing it against his achingly hard cock. 
Your hands scrambled to unzip it as fast as you could without your vision. The rush consumed you as you successfully unzipped his pants, sliding your hand inside his boxers, earning a groan from the blonde boy. You pulled his pants down slightly, completely freeing his hard cock. Your hands flailed in front of you until you found it, gripping it firmly. You let the tip of his cock into your salivating mouth. You spat on it mercilessly, stroking it with both your hands. You placed his top against the flat of your tongue, running it against it in circles. Coriolanus choked back moans, refusing to feed your ego. 
Your lips puckered around his tip, sucking on it, the pre cum now on your tongue. You began to take his dick into your throat, deeper with every head movement. You felt his cock slide in and out of your mouth, moving graciously against your tongue. Your hands moved to massage the base of his cock, alternating between his massaging his balls, and flowing the movement of your mouth. Coriolanus’s chest heaved as he moaned shamelessly, not caring about your ego anymore. 
His hand moved to grab a chunk of your hair, forcing his cock deeper into your throat as you mercilessly sucked his dick. Your head moved vivaciously as his cock thrusted in and out of your mouth. Coriolanus pulled his cock out of your frantically, not wanting to cum inside your mouth. He rested his tip against your open mouth. You sat there, tongue out and eager. He slapped the tip of his cock against your tongue a few times before stepping away. 
“Get up, pretty.” he purred, helping you off the floor and onto your feet. He began removing your clothes piece by piece, throwing them to the side without struggle, he’d done this before. 
You stood completely bare, blindfolded, solely relying on the same boy who swore he was going to kill you. Coriolanus led you towards your bed as you followed him blindly, silently instructing you to position yourself in the center of the bed, which you did without saying. He pried your legs open, revealing your glistening pussy. 
“Did Sejanus get you this wet?” he asked, you shook your head frantically in reply. “I know, darling, what a shame.”
He traced a finger towards your heat and then started running it through your folds, causing soft moans to escape from your lifts. His finger traveled up and down your wet folds, pressing against your clit with each movement. Coriolanus watched your body react as you arched your back towards him, he sat beside you, his hand between your legs, studying every bit of you. He moved two digits towards your entrance and pushed inside slightly, he watched your lips open to let out a staggered moan, your hair caught under the blindfold. His fingers went deeper within you a second time, causing you to gasp, and then the boy didn’t wait to pick up a rhythm.
His fingers slid in and out of you, your wet vagina aching, as its own lube, you began to moan out for the boy with your sight still completely covered. “Fuck, Snow.” 
“You like this, don’t you?” he asked, lowering his mouth to your nipple, lapping at it before you could answer.
His fingers still pumped in and out of you, “I do, you’re so good.” 
He raised himself to look at your face again, he figured you weren’t in the state he wanted you to be in. His pace began to pick up, but instead, he used the flat of his palm to rub and press on your slit. The friction catches you off guard. His palm slid up and against both your folds and clit, sliding back to push his fingers further into you. His pace sped up, your back arched itself so your hips raised towards his hand. He watched your facial expression change as he mercilessly fucked your pussy with his hand. “Wait, Coriolanus!”
“No, I won’t. Now shut up and take it like you took Plinth’s dick, whore.” he snapped, breathing against your neck as his hand fucked you. He tapped on your side and without saying you flipped over, knowing what he meant without him having to say a word.
He snatched the thick ribbon from your chest and slid it around your neck, the two ends of the ribbon in his grip as it pressed against your neck. Pushing his cock into you, he smiled. “Does that feel good?"
You nodded through your moans as his cock slid in and out of you. He yanked on the ribbon suddenly, thrusting your head back towards him. You struggled as he restricted you from breathing while he fucked you. You didn’t know how you could be so helpless with him, how you let him do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted but he got you regardless. Coriolanus’s cock thrusted into you mercilessly, watching your ass bouncing against him. The door creaked open causing the boy to snap his head.
Plinth stood in horror, not being able to register the scene in front of him. Sejanus stood with his mouth open, Coriolanus briefly stopped thrusting and glared back at him. A smile crept up on the blonde boy’s face as he picked his pace up again you moaned beneath him completely oblivious, Coriolanus still glaring at Sejanus who began to close the door. You smiled to yourself as his cock filled you with every movement, completely satisfied, in complete bliss.
“Plinth could never fuck you like I do, okay?” he remarked through his moans, his cock still plowing into you.
“I know, I’m, I’m so sorry, Daddy. I’m so sorry. You’re just so good,” you cried out, his hand pulling on the ribbon this time forcing you to look back at him, “Do what you want to me, I’m gonna cum, please!”
He watched your body retract against his cock, shaking. You fell onto your chest, the boy continued to fuck you.
“You’re so pretty but so stupid,” he stated, his pace not slowing down, “don’t know how to keep your legs closed.” 
His free hand landed against your ass. “Now, you’re gonna sit here and swallow Daddy’s cum, okay?”
“Yes, I will, please.” He pulled his cock out of you as you turned around to face him, not hesitating to place his cock on the flat of your tongue.
You stroked it slowly, watching his eyes roll, “Fuck, you’re so eager for me,”
“Always.” you breathed against his cock, his cum spilling against your tongue, cheeks, and forehead. 
He fell onto his back, your eyebrows cocked upwards. “Can I tell you something?”
“Of course, Mrs Capitol, tell me,” he replied as you lowered yourself next to him.
“I never fucked Sejanus.”
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1880 Victorian in Royersford, Pennsylvania is a fixer-upper bargain for $339,900. It has 6bds. 1.5ba. Royersford is 32mi. Northwest of Philadelphia &  has become highly popular and the place to call home. The certificate is from the Millworker Brothers that once owned it.
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Unfortunately, someone replaced the wainscoting with 1970s paneling, but that can come down easily. The baseboards are still there and so is the inlaid floor. But, the star is that curved door.
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Entrance hall. I like the way they did the carpeting to expose the inlaid. 
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Closeup of the intricate carving on the newel post.
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You can see that it still has the crown molding, wainscoting on the left, and the original fireplace. I don’t know if the pocket doors are still intact b/c of the curtains.
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The beautiful fireplace surround is here, and I would definitely remove that board and the fake bricks. 
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The railing is an unusual design. 
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The floors look like they can be definitely be redone. More fake brick that has to come down. 
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There’s a nice built-in cabinet, so this must be the dining room. It needs to be stripped and refinished, though. The current stain and finish is rough.
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The sunporch has lots of potential.
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The kitchen is large and needs some updating, but look at that beautiful window.
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Wonderful ornate original hardware.
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Wish they hadn’t painted the molding up here black, but there’s a great linen closet on the left.
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Bright bedroom.
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I wish they would’ve shown more of the 3rd floor interior b/c it looks so fabulous.
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It has 2 widow watches, but it looks like the doors were replaced by windows.
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Why didn’t they show the interior of the turret room?
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Nice deck and a patio on the back that needs some power washing. 
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This garden can definitely be revived.
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Good-sized yard.
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The front gate and fence need some sanding and Rust-O-Leum. 
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This could be a great house. 
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The area is supported by a revitalized business district with quaint shops, restaurants, a popular ice cream shop (Handels) and a historic fire house recently converted to a brew pub (Lost Planet) and plans for redevelopment of the nearby river front (some of which has already been completed...drop your Kayak in the river) all these amenities are within a 2-7 block walk.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/109-2nd-Ave-Royersford-PA-19468/9884687_zpid/
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waywardangel-wilds · 18 days
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What do I HC the victors doing with their time post mockingjay?
Katniss: still hunts but not every day. She also runs an informal daycare / camp where she teaches kids about what plants are safe and how to sing. She doesn’t really have a formal job but she loves helping out however she can. She also volunteers a lot at the local orphanage. Those kids are never wanting any baked treat, Katniss provides. She’s also all up in Haymitch’s business about his health, she will not allow him to potentially fracture another hip. Sometimes she does front counter at the bakery, but it’s mostly because Peeta thinks she looks adorable with the milkmaid braid she wears (she doesn’t want to get hair on any of the breads). She is fully taking advantage of that, by the way. She has a small but very close group of friends. Girlfriends! For the first time! It feels very special and she’s very grateful. One of her friends is an RN so Katniss makes sure Haymitch can’t escape his healthcare provider. She’s made friends with the local butcher too - he really appreciates having access to fresh game and Katniss really appreciates not having to butcher her kills every damn time. No hunting partner tho, at least not yet. That kind of bums her out, but it’s alright.
Haymitch: he drinks when Katniss isn’t looking. Mostly just hangs out with the other ‘old dudes’ from town and argues about what exactly happened at the market 30 years ago. Plays a lot of chess, either at home or in the town square. Yells at kids to quit running just randomly. He’s also at like, every town hall meeting. He doesn’t let the mayor get away with anything. When he says something he doesn’t like, he stands up (like luke in Gilmore girls lol) and argues - if they tell him to sit down he goes “Thom, who got you your freedom?”
Peeta: he runs a whole business thank you very much. It takes a lot of effort to keep it from burning to the ground (it is literally fine, he’s just annoying). When he isn’t doing that he’s with Katniss, either helping her with her collection of non-jobs, or just spending time with her. He also spends a lot of time with his friends. His coworkers from the bakery and a few other people he’s met from being in town all the time. Sometimes they just hang out on the front yard of someone’s house. Other times they might play a ball game or something, they all have kids anyway might as well do something together. (Do not ask about the go karting incident). He also spends a lot of time hanging out with Delly and her family. She runs a farm about an hour out of town and does it in a perfectly chaotic way. He’s impressed. He also loves all the free shit he gets out of her chosen career path - prime quality flour thank you very much. Also some home brewed beer. Oh, I almost forgot, district twelve got their wrestling team back after Peeta kept nagging the high school principal every time they came by the bakery for a donut. Like, come on, the kids need enrichment! Plus, he already knows what to coach them on! He even has a mug that says coach on it just waiting to be used! He could double as an art teacher! (They said yes).
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hazbinextgeneration · 6 months
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Housed Hearts Ch2 Apartment Troubles
(This will heavily reference House Hunted 2 by Mortisfox and maybe House Hunted also by Mortisfox. Only the OC is mine.)
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-THESE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS TAKE PLACE TWO YEARS BEFORE ROSE MEETS MAISON-
 A coughing filled the air as the greyhorse bus pulled away from the station with a growl from its engine blowing up smoke as it drove off.  It continued down the street before turning around a corner. Leaving the smell of smoke and oil in the air.
"Ugh. This is why I don't like the old models." She shook her head and waved a hand in front of her face to help disperse the foul smell from her nose. "Right then. I should be close to my house. But first thing's first. I'm starving."
Normal Business District. The place where she was going to be staying while on the waiting list for the housing department to find an actual house for her. Admittedly not the most ideal situation but she was sure she was going to be patient. She understood it took a while and she was sure her temporary apartment was going to be fine. However for now she was hungry so she was going to look for a restaurant before heading over to her temporary new home. Couldn't walk around on an empty stomach and she knew the address anyways so finding it later shouldn't be a problem. Grabbing her suitcase in one hand, she began walking away from the bus station and into the town ahead of her. 
It was your typical busy small town with your typical wife variety of stores and various other businesses. 'Normal Business District' as it was called due to just how many companies were established here and how so many stores were opening up shop here constantly. Although she knew some of them were definitely far from 'normal'. It was just a matter of keeping your eyes open...Or in her case one eye. On the surface any normal person wouldn't think twice when looking at all these things. A local clothing store. A bar. There was a few convience stores. Maybe a grocery store here and there. Throngs of people walked around her not even batting an eye at her. Cars of all kinds honked and drove up and down streets. Your typical thriving town area. It was something that was a blessing compared to the tense aura that she used to be in. With a deep inhale she was able to sniff out her target nearby. The smell of hard brewed coffee and various food smells wafted towards her from the air. Ah! A restaurant of some kind was nearby. Perfect timing. She was starving. Smiling and increasing her strides she quickened her pace and headed towards the source of the smells.
She was eventually able to locate the cafe when she turned a corner and there it was across the street. It was small and quant and the smell of coffee wafted out strongly every time someone opened it's door either to go in or out of the cafe. From the large glass windows she could already see a few people inside eating the delicious food. Perfect. Smiling she made her way across the street. She had just made it across the street and a few yards from the cafe's doors when a sentence caught her ear.
"And you're sure this person WAS from the housing department and not just someone who called themselves a realtor or real estate agent?"
She stopped in her tracks pausing at the sentence before turning her head to the right and finding a sight. A petite woman was standing just a few feet away from her talking to a man. Long dark brown hair was thrown over her shoulder in a braid and brown eyes focused in concentration as she scribbled something down on a clipboard she carried. A red sweater and black skirt was her outfit. After she finished writing down whatever it was she was writing, she looked back to the man, seemed to thank him, and then looked around her. Her eyes locked with hers as she still stared and with a smile the strange woman approached.
"Good afternoon!," she greeted her as she stood in front of her close enough to hear with a smile. "You look new around here. May I have a moment of your time?"
She blinked but smiled politely back. "Sure. I'm in no hurry."
"Oh thank you. I promise I won't hold you for too long. My name is Ivy Woodrow," she introduced herself, "I'm the assistant to the mayor of the valley and I'm just doing my monthly census. I have to keep very close track of those coming in and the state of everyone's living experience. So you're a new resident I'm assuming?"
"Yes and no. I've lived here my whole life however it's my first time in Normal Business District. I'm just staying here temporarily until my new house is set up."
"I see." At this Ms. Woodrow hummed and scribbled something else on her clipboard looking between her and it. "I think I remember you. That would make you Ms. Rose Willow correct?" Rose happily nodded. "Ah. We're so happy to have you then. It really is a nice place to live if you know where you're going." She then hummed again and rose a brow. "I do have to ask about this 'house' you mentioned. "It was assigned to you by the Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters right? And not by a REALTOR?"
"No. Well at least not yet. I paid for a house but it's going to take awhile so I've been told. Until then I'm renting an apartment here," Rose explained before smiling. "Don't worry. I'm not about to fall for those guys tricks."
"Ah. Perfect. Then you're already aware of the dangers."
"REALTORS might be tricky but I don't consider them dangerous unless I fall for their tricks, which I won't. Trust me. I've been living here long enough to know that."
"Ah. Good to know. And about REALTORS. I can't seem to find one of them for my census so just...stay alert," she warned, "I'm pretty sure they've reached their monthly attoinment but we've had some mishaps."
Rose sighed. "As you do with REALTORS. I'll be fine but thanks for the heads up."
Ivy smiled and nodded. "Hope you have a wonderful day. If you need anything stop by the Mayor's office."
She didn't say anything as Ms. Woodrow left and went onto talking to a different person. Rose shook her head before continuing on into the cafe to quench her growling stomach. She was quick to get in line and grab herself a tea and some doughnuts and scurry for the back of the cafe. A wooden seat met her but it felt entirely like memory foam hugging her body. That might've been strange to someone but normal to her. The red tea hopped between smells of florals, fruit, and caramel corn. The liquid tasted spicy then sweet then buttery. Nothing out of the ordinary for valley tea. The ham and cheese sandwich she grabbed just tasted like a plain sandwich. But the cake which looked to have purple dyed sugar with an edible gold symbol on top exploded spicily in her mouth before it deepened into a rich chocolate. Yep. Typical Valley food. She sighed in content just enjoying herself and looking out the window. Just watching the people go by. It was peaceful today. Not a worry in the world as she leasurely ate at her own pace. However she didn't notice the figure approaching her table until he made himself known.
"Hello pal!"
Rose jumped and whirled around blinking her eye and paused at who she saw. And older stocky man stood there perhaps a foot shorter than herself and smiled at her. He wore a plaid yellow coat, greyish undershirt, brown pants, red bowtie, and had a house pin pinned to his coat. He smiled at her with a tooth missing, a small mustache, and a grey haired comb over. And a very obvious cord like appendage sticking out from his neck. 
She recognized what he was in an instant.
He cleared his throat before talking to her. "*ahem* I..." He smiled but paused with a blink. "Uh...Hang on." She watched as he reached into a pants pocket only to pull out a small piece of paper, looked over it, and then stuffed it back into said pocket with a smile right back to her. "Right. Right. *ahem* My name is Heim Baile. REALTOR. And I would LOVE to sell you a house today!"
Calmly she slowly smiled at him and his familiar speech. Ah. A REALTOR. She's definitely seen plenty of them around but none quite like this one. His movements were awkward and sluggish and he seemed to be perspiring a lot. Also how ironic was it that she'd run into one of them after just speaking about them around fifteen minutes ago.
"Um..Yes. so I would love to show you to your future home."
She chuckled before raising a brow. "A house that I haven't even looked at yet?"
He suddenly stiffened puffing his cheeks out for a moment. "Oh. Did I mess it up again? Forgive me. I'm a bit rusty with the whole REALTOR schtick. I would love to SELL you a house!" He corrected himself quickly making her chuckle despite herself. "This is the part where I give you my card. One moment!" She smiled watching as he quickly patted himself down going through pockets until he eventually pulled out a card. "Aha! Got it!"
He held it out to her and she took it from him out of curiosity to peer at it. On it was written 'Heim Baile #463 REALTOR' along with a phone number. And was that a smiley face and heart sticker on it? A few coffee stains creased the sides. Her smile widened despite herself. This was a REALTOR's card?
"Please gimme a call soon. I really need this."
"Hmhm. I'll think about it."
With a gleeful smile on his face, the man turned and quickly shuffled his way out of the cafe. She chuckled as he accidentally knocked over a few things gaining a few angry shouts and frowns from other people. She chuckled as he eventually waddled out the door and disappeared from sight. My my. Quite a fellow. Rose sat there for a moment before shaking her head and pocketing the card. Wasn't going to fall for any of his tricks but it was always amusing to see them try. Oh well. Such was life here.
The rest of her meal was peaceful and soon after she grabbed her luggage and left again. Walking back into the busy streets and walking towards the address she remembered so well. It should be just a little bit aways from here. And it indeed did not take long to find. An apartment complex just sitting there ready to live in. Now they said she'd be temporary set up in apartment one on the first floor until a house with her specific wants was found for her. It was easy to find the apartment and easier to just reach for the handle and just turn it...Only for it to not turn? Rose blinked. Before trying again a few times. Each time it was obviously locked with a click.
Eventually she hummed. "Well this isn't good."
The company said the apartment would be totally unlocked and the key left in the kitchen. She tried the door a few more times to no avail before giving up. She stared at the door for a few more seconds before reaching into her pocket and pulled out her phone. Dialing a number she put the phone to her ear and waited as it rung a few times. After a moment someone eventually picked up.
"Hello. Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters. How many I help you?",a voice asked through the phone.
"Yes. I'm locked out of my rental apartment. Can I ask why?"
"Yes. We know who you are, Ms. Willow. We were going to call you but-" The person on the other end was suddenly cut off by a loud woman's shriek. It was so loud Rose had to pull her head away. The scream was followed out by...game show music? "Sorry. We were going to call you but we're having some difficulties at the office. We're working on getting the Mayor's assistant over here to solve it. Until then we're afraid your apartment had some slight-" the person was again cut off by some loud laughter and a massive sound of a chainsaw whirring about. Rose just...stared at the phone in shocked silence. "UGH! Listen. I'm sorry but your apartment won't be ready for- Oh! Ivy, you made it! Be right back, Ms. Willow."
Rose continued to stare at the phone. Well...that certainly wasn't something she was expecting but again things were never normal around the valley. The sounds of papers shuffling about and distant arguing was heard but it was hard to hear over the game show music still going on. Although she thought she Heard the words misunderstanding and host. Eventually the voice spoke again.
"Your apartment might not be ready until tomorrow. Our deepest apologies. This usually doesn't happen but there seems to be a mix up. We'll reimburse you for a hotel stay for the night. Go see the sights or something. There's still a chance we'll have this fixed in a few hours. Just... don't go through any strange doors for a while."
"Oh... Alright then."
The phone was hung up and Rose continued to stare at the door for a long moment... before sighing. Well crap. This wasn't good. And she was looking forward to just getting some sleep early. Oh well. She might as well go and get a hotel room for the day then if it won't be ready until tomorrow. Honestly these sudden annoyances were always the worst. She thought she saw a hotel in town as she walked to get here. Might as well go there..but she was calling a taxi. No way she was walking back all the way there with the distance. With nothing left to do, Rose just rolled her luggage out and again looked at her. Now what was that taxi company's number again? She walked out phone in hand just about to dial in the number-
"Heya pal!" Rose jumped at the sound of someone suddenly behind her and looked up...only to blink at the REALTOR from before. A few green leaves clinging to his body. "I had a feeling you were gonna call me. I could feel it in my bones."
Her eye blinked at him for a moment before her brow rose. "Actually I was about to call a taxi. You were just in those bushes weren't you?"
Again he seemed to stiffen nervously. "N-No?....AAAAAAAnyways. What say me and you go look at that house now?" He said changing the subject making her again slowly become amused. "He's just dying to meet ya!"
He was trying really hard wasn't he? It was amusing and almost cute in a way. He looked awkward but no where near threatening. She could tell. ...Ah what the heck. It wouldn't hurt to humor him a bit. She can always call a taxi when she was done being amused.
"Alright. I'll look at the house, but I'm not promising anything,"
He looked surprised for a moment but gladly lit up. "Hey. Don't worry about it! Just gettin' you inside the house is more than enough for.." He paused for a moment humming. "What do they call it? Commission? Yeah. Something like that."
She only chuckled. "Alright. Lead the way. "
He happily turned on his heels and gestured to her to follow as he started to slowly waddle off down the street. "Do you like television shows? There's this one game show program that I always enjoy watching. There's always something different on there every time!"
Game show? Huh. Kinda ironic that she heard a game show music over the phone. "Not much into game shows but I do like watch plant documentaries and gardening videos on the net. I adore gardening. Although crime shows are good too. It's fun to try and guess who did it and what happens next."
"Never really thought of it like that. You like fast food? The burger prince around the corner is always a great place to grab some grub!"
"I usually don't eat greasy foods too much but yeah. They make good burgers. I prefer the valley's teas and cakes myself. It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Mmm. Chocolate."
He continued to walk awkwardly down the street then going across one street and down another street before he rounded a corner. She followed him all the way. This wasn't too far from her apartment anyways so she could just walk back. It was a more suburban area of the Normal Business District and there was your standard houses in between one or two more grocery stores. Eventually he stopped and turned to her with a smile. 
"Here we are, pal!"
Rose turned her eye towards across the street he faced and rose a brow. "You're selling an empty lot?''
"Ah! Nah. I mean the one behind me."
She  turned back behind him. And then paused at what she saw. It was a house yes but it was an absolute DISASTER of one. The house looked old and had so many cracks in their walls, and the roof looking like it would collapse any second being slumped over like that. The windows were covered in dirt on the outside and the lawn barely had any grass. Only in dead patches here in there around the yard as it was littered with trash. Mostly empty fast food containers. She continued to stare at the dismayed house for a long moment.
"....THIS is the house?!," she asked in shock. She didn't mean for it to come off so rude but it just slipped out.
"Hey now, pal. It's a little rough around the edges sure. But with some tender love and care this house can become a home in no time!,'' he tried to assure her but seemed a bit nervous. "Or whatever. You just gotta see the insides. I promise you won't be disappointed."
She continued to stare at the poor sight. This was the REALTOR's main body?! Why did it look so poorly maintained? Even the least threatening REALTOR would have a decent looking main body. What on earth happened to him? 
She slowly nodded. "Ok. Show me the inside."
Heim paused for a moment looking surprised. "Really?! Hot dog!!"
She couldn't help herself when he suddenly gave what looked like a happy Hop but only lifted himself about an inch off the ground. She giggled at him. For a REALTOR he sure acted rather cuter than most others she's seen. She watched Heim quickly walk to the door and open the door, politely gesturing for her to come in. She walked over until she stood just inside the doorway to look in. She wasn't naive enough to walk inside a strange REALTOR's main body. That's how people got eaten. She did peer her head in...and found the inside as bad as the outside. His illusions weren't very good at disguising his inner body. Isolation perked out everywhere from the walls and ceiling and the floors looked so scuffed and worn out. Graffiti looked to be scribbled across the walls and a torn looking sofa. The illusions weren't good at all. The only decent thing inside the place was the Giant TV that wasn't a part of the illusions.
"Well...What do ya think, pal? Not too bad right?"
Rose didn't say anything at first just looking around cringing on the inside. "Well... It's..not that bad. Not the worst thing I've ever seen."
He again stiffened for a moment in surprise before a bashful smile appeared on his face. "Wow. Ah geez. No one's ever said something that nice to me. I..Uh..Dunno what to say."
"I'd ask what you've been fed recently." Her eye looked around at everything before looking back at him. "You're either not being fed enough or the food you are eating isn't nutritious enough. It's not the worst I've seen but definitely a bit of off your mark there." She smiled at him. "Have you tried talking to the mayor about it?"
He continued to stare at her before he suddenly looked nervous. "Er...Is it that obvious?"
"Pretty much. I knew from the moment I saw you. It also helps that your lure cord is pretty visible. But I will say, I'm glad to meet a REALTOR that's different from the others I've seen." She giggled again smiling at him. "And one that can make me smile."
He again seemed to be flustered by her words. "Oh. Wowza. I uh.. Wasn't expecting that. Or such nice words. ... Please forgive me for being a bit forward but...Well gotta shoot my shot right?" Rose blinked as all of a sudden she found her hand being lifted and held by the REALTOR and...was his lure blushing. "Would you give this down-on-his-luck house a chance and let me take you on a date? I don't gotta lot of money but I'll treat you right."
Rose stared at him in shock for a long moment before she burst into a flurry of giggles and couldn't help but smile. "Oh my. Well aren't you forward."
He chuckled nervously. "What can I say? G-Gotta try my shot."
"Can't ever say I've ever been asked out that forward before especially by a REALTOR." His hands felt sweaty and plant like. Like wet leaves after rain. "But perhaps we should take things slow. We only just met and you don't even know my name."
Heim blinked before smiling nervously. "Uh. Yeah. Guess you're right. Haha. W-What is your name?"
She smiled at him. "My name is Rose. Rose Willow. It's nice to meet you Mr. Baile. You're quite possibly the nicest REALTOR I've ever met. But I hope you don't mind if I don't come inside. Y'know how it is."
"Oh. Actually I filled up on fast food earlier today. I'm also not very particularly fond of human. Give me a giant greasy burger any day right?"
"Can't say I disagree with that but then why were you following me around?"
"Hey. What's the point of being a REALTOR if I don't try getting out there every so often?"
She hummed. "Fair enough." A sudden ring through the air making both pause and Rose blinked. Her phone was ringing. "Oh. ..That might be the housing company. Excuse me. I should take that." She gently pulled her hand away before getting her phone from a pocket and holding it up to her ear. "Hello?"
"Hello. Ms. Willow?"
"Speaking."
"Great news! We were able to get everything in order with the help of Ms. Woodrow the Mayor's assistant." Oh. So it was the apartment company. "Your apartment is all ready for you now. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We can have a car pick you up from wherever you are to bring you back."
"No need. I'm only three streets away. I'll walk back but thanks for the heads up."
"If you insist. Thank you for going through the Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters. Operating  REALTOR free since nineteen eighty seven."
She smiled hanging up before looking back at Heim. "That was the housing department. My apartment is ready. I'd better go and check to make sure the movers didn't damage anything of mine. Sorry to cut our meeting short."
"Oh." He looked a little disappointed at that. "So soon?"
"You know where Im living for now. My apartment is the first one on the first floor. You can come visit me again if you want to, or you can stop by the green house in town. I work there. It'd be nice to make a new friend."
"R-Really?! Oh. You're being awfully nice to me. No one's ever wanted to be friends before."
"Just because you're a REALTOR that doesn't mean I can't show you decency." She patted his shoulder making him smile. "Feel free to stop by sometime and see me. I can always use the company."
He nodded. "I will! I'd love to see you again."
"Then I look forward to seeing you again."
With a small turn and wave Rose began walking away from Him and towards the apartment again. Certainly an unusual day. But for now she'd prefer the comforts of her own bed.
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janspar · 4 months
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After the Liberation
Muzhits,
I trust the lapse in our discourse requires no explanation or forgiveness, old friend; we are but recently able to send letters beyond the city once more, after the insurrection that struck my district. I understand Mirsvr has not gone without similar agitation and suffering. I regret this sincerely for your fine city, and I rejoice that the greater terror that held Lansk is yet a stranger to you. I hope to hear gladder news of your affairs than the sad tale I give you today. I won't inflict upon you further accounts of the agitators' occupation; I cannot tell you anything that has not been printed in broadsheets, though I counsel you to doubt the more lurid stories. Since the district's liberation however, our business has not returned to its previous condition.
I was in the unenviable position of providing a necessary product to the citizens of the district, and so I was forced to deal with the Executive and the self-appointed tyrants of the Supply Committe. I had no wish to support or validate their actions, but had less wish for the innocent population to starve! Thus, with no small distaste, I continued to produce bread with grain supplied by the Executive, to be distributed by the Executive, even at times relying on workers assigned by the Executive. Collaboration it was not, Muzhits, as it was performed under duress and only out of necessity.
Regardless, when the bailiffs and the Companies took back the District, I could easily have been accused of treachery, were it not for my bakery being shut down for lack of material. A scarce two days prior, I had a cart of grains stolen from my yard, the very last in the city that I could secure. I could not prove the author of this outrage, though I know it to have been on behalf of Pivan. That scoundrel has not been seen since the night of the battle, when his brewery was destroyed. The loss of that brew is a sore blow to Lansk; the man shall not be mourned so deeply. Nevertheless, this theft proved fortunate, as I had to suspend operation and thus the Company had no basis to accuse me of collaboration with agitators on that first day, a day of brutal reprisal.
I said, however, circumstances have not improved. Supply is still disrupted, as despite the collapse of the barricades, the Erthani no longer trade here and the Companies are struggling to deliver supplies sufficient to our needs. Many of my workers have fled or been arrested – good dependable men and women, who I never suspected of agitation in years of employment, are nowhere to be found. Those who remain are often without homes, or grievously injured, or seeking better employment than the wages I can promise on such meager trade. A new Temari agent has been deployed to distribute capital in aid of reconstruction, but I like her not. It's said she was a Licence-Prospector, and a brute. Whether this is true I cannot confirm, but despite abundant rumours of her rough conduct, she has taken on many clients and partners among my fellow business owners. I hope I will not need to resort to her aid.
You no doubt heard of the slaying of Chief Bailiff te Eintov, your fellow son of Mirsvr. I never thought to ask, did you know him? I can only hope the new appointee Akhirin Sarta will not repeat te Eintov's mistakes. The zeal he has shown in the first days of his office exceeds what is required – raids of businesses and homes are commonplace, carried out upon the least suspicion, and far more brutal than is wise. Though I have not been subjected to Sarta's attentions yet I fear that any day he may come, he and his bailiffs backed by Temari marines.
As you see, Muzhits, my siutation is dire, perhaps as dire as ever it was beneath the agitators. I know not of your situation, owing to our isolation from business matters, but I ask you – any spare capital you may have to lend me, or other assistance you could render, would be a great boon to an old friend in need. A stake in my business is forthcoming, should this be favourable, and my gratitude will be a surer bond still. I await your reply, and hope to hear of your continued success and prosperity.
Your friend,
Khlen Khalev
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echantedtoon · 6 months
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Housed Hearts Ch2 Apartment Troubles
(This will heavily reference House Hunted 2 by Mortisfox and maybe House Hunted also by Mortisfox. Only the OC is mine.)
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-THESE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS TAKE PLACE TWO YEARS BEFORE ROSE MEETS MAISON-
 A coughing filled the air as the greyhorse bus pulled away from the station with a growl from its engine blowing up smoke as it drove off.  It continued down the street before turning around a corner. Leaving the smell of smoke and oil in the air.
"Ugh. This is why I don't like the old models." She shook her head and waved a hand in front of her face to help disperse the foul smell from her nose. "Right then. I should be close to my house. But first thing's first. I'm starving."
Normal Business District. The place where she was going to be staying while on the waiting list for the housing department to find an actual house for her. Admittedly not the most ideal situation but she was sure she was going to be patient. She understood it took a while and she was sure her temporary apartment was going to be fine. However for now she was hungry so she was going to look for a restaurant before heading over to her temporary new home. Couldn't walk around on an empty stomach and she knew the address anyways so finding it later shouldn't be a problem. Grabbing her suitcase in one hand, she began walking away from the bus station and into the town ahead of her. 
It was your typical busy small town with your typical wife variety of stores and various other businesses. 'Normal Business District' as it was called due to just how many companies were established here and how so many stores were opening up shop here constantly. Although she knew some of them were definitely far from 'normal'. It was just a matter of keeping your eyes open...Or in her case one eye. On the surface any normal person wouldn't think twice when looking at all these things. A local clothing store. A bar. There was a few convience stores. Maybe a grocery store here and there. Throngs of people walked around her not even batting an eye at her. Cars of all kinds honked and drove up and down streets. Your typical thriving town area. It was something that was a blessing compared to the tense aura that she used to be in. With a deep inhale she was able to sniff out her target nearby. The smell of hard brewed coffee and various food smells wafted towards her from the air. Ah! A restaurant of some kind was nearby. Perfect timing. She was starving. Smiling and increasing her strides she quickened her pace and headed towards the source of the smells.
She was eventually able to locate the cafe when she turned a corner and there it was across the street. It was small and quant and the smell of coffee wafted out strongly every time someone opened it's door either to go in or out of the cafe. From the large glass windows she could already see a few people inside eating the delicious food. Perfect. Smiling she made her way across the street. She had just made it across the street and a few yards from the cafe's doors when a sentence caught her ear.
"And you're sure this person WAS from the housing department and not just someone who called themselves a realtor or real estate agent?"
She stopped in her tracks pausing at the sentence before turning her head to the right and finding a sight. A petite woman was standing just a few feet away from her talking to a man. Long dark brown hair was thrown over her shoulder in a braid and brown eyes focused in concentration as she scribbled something down on a clipboard she carried. A red sweater and black skirt was her outfit. After she finished writing down whatever it was she was writing, she looked back to the man, seemed to thank him, and then looked around her. Her eyes locked with hers as she still stared and with a smile the strange woman approached.
"Good afternoon!," she greeted her as she stood in front of her close enough to hear with a smile. "You look new around here. May I have a moment of your time?"
She blinked but smiled politely back. "Sure. I'm in no hurry."
"Oh thank you. I promise I won't hold you for too long. My name is Ivy Woodrow," she introduced herself, "I'm the assistant to the mayor of the valley and I'm just doing my monthly census. I have to keep very close track of those coming in and the state of everyone's living experience. So you're a new resident I'm assuming?"
"Yes and no. I've lived here my whole life however it's my first time in Normal Business District. I'm just staying here temporarily until my new house is set up."
"I see." At this Ms. Woodrow hummed and scribbled something else on her clipboard looking between her and it. "I think I remember you. That would make you Ms. Rose Willow correct?" Rose happily nodded. "Ah. We're so happy to have you then. It really is a nice place to live if you know where you're going." She then hummed again and rose a brow. "I do have to ask about this 'house' you mentioned. "It was assigned to you by the Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters right? And not by a REALTOR?"
"No. Well at least not yet. I paid for a house but it's going to take awhile so I've been told. Until then I'm renting an apartment here," Rose explained before smiling. "Don't worry. I'm not about to fall for those guys tricks."
"Ah. Perfect. Then you're already aware of the dangers."
"REALTORS might be tricky but I don't consider them dangerous unless I fall for their tricks, which I won't. Trust me. I've been living here long enough to know that."
"Ah. Good to know. And about REALTORS. I can't seem to find one of them for my census so just...stay alert," she warned, "I'm pretty sure they've reached their monthly attoinment but we've had some mishaps."
Rose sighed. "As you do with REALTORS. I'll be fine but thanks for the heads up."
Ivy smiled and nodded. "Hope you have a wonderful day. If you need anything stop by the Mayor's office."
She didn't say anything as Ms. Woodrow left and went onto talking to a different person. Rose shook her head before continuing on into the cafe to quench her growling stomach. She was quick to get in line and grab herself a tea and some doughnuts and scurry for the back of the cafe. A wooden seat met her but it felt entirely like memory foam hugging her body. That might've been strange to someone but normal to her. The red tea hopped between smells of florals, fruit, and caramel corn. The liquid tasted spicy then sweet then buttery. Nothing out of the ordinary for valley tea. The ham and cheese sandwich she grabbed just tasted like a plain sandwich. But the cake which looked to have purple dyed sugar with an edible gold symbol on top exploded spicily in her mouth before it deepened into a rich chocolate. Yep. Typical Valley food. She sighed in content just enjoying herself and looking out the window. Just watching the people go by. It was peaceful today. Not a worry in the world as she leasurely ate at her own pace. However she didn't notice the figure approaching her table until he made himself known.
"Hello pal!"
Rose jumped and whirled around blinking her eye and paused at who she saw. And older stocky man stood there perhaps a foot shorter than herself and smiled at her. He wore a plaid yellow coat, greyish undershirt, brown pants, red bowtie, and had a house pin pinned to his coat. He smiled at her with a tooth missing, a small mustache, and a grey haired comb over. And a very obvious cord like appendage sticking out from his neck. 
She recognized what he was in an instant.
He cleared his throat before talking to her. "*ahem* I..." He smiled but paused with a blink. "Uh...Hang on." She watched as he reached into a pants pocket only to pull out a small piece of paper, looked over it, and then stuffed it back into said pocket with a smile right back to her. "Right. Right. *ahem* My name is Heim Baile. REALTOR. And I would LOVE to sell you a house today!"
Calmly she slowly smiled at him and his familiar speech. Ah. A REALTOR. She's definitely seen plenty of them around but none quite like this one. His movements were awkward and sluggish and he seemed to be perspiring a lot. Also how ironic was it that she'd run into one of them after just speaking about them around fifteen minutes ago.
"Um..Yes. so I would love to show you to your future home."
She chuckled before raising a brow. "A house that I haven't even looked at yet?"
He suddenly stiffened puffing his cheeks out for a moment. "Oh. Did I mess it up again? Forgive me. I'm a bit rusty with the whole REALTOR schtick. I would love to SELL you a house!" He corrected himself quickly making her chuckle despite herself. "This is the part where I give you my card. One moment!" She smiled watching as he quickly patted himself down going through pockets until he eventually pulled out a card. "Aha! Got it!"
He held it out to her and she took it from him out of curiosity to peer at it. On it was written 'Heim Baile #463 REALTOR' along with a phone number. And was that a smiley face and heart sticker on it? A few coffee stains creased the sides. Her smile widened despite herself. This was a REALTOR's card?
"Please gimme a call soon. I really need this."
"Hmhm. I'll think about it."
With a gleeful smile on his face, the man turned and quickly shuffled his way out of the cafe. She chuckled as he accidentally knocked over a few things gaining a few angry shouts and frowns from other people. She chuckled as he eventually waddled out the door and disappeared from sight. My my. Quite a fellow. Rose sat there for a moment before shaking her head and pocketing the card. Wasn't going to fall for any of his tricks but it was always amusing to see them try. Oh well. Such was life here.
The rest of her meal was peaceful and soon after she grabbed her luggage and left again. Walking back into the busy streets and walking towards the address she remembered so well. It should be just a little bit aways from here. And it indeed did not take long to find. An apartment complex just sitting there ready to live in. Now they said she'd be temporary set up in apartment one on the first floor until a house with her specific wants was found for her. It was easy to find the apartment and easier to just reach for the handle and just turn it...Only for it to not turn? Rose blinked. Before trying again a few times. Each time it was obviously locked with a click.
Eventually she hummed. "Well this isn't good."
The company said the apartment would be totally unlocked and the key left in the kitchen. She tried the door a few more times to no avail before giving up. She stared at the door for a few more seconds before reaching into her pocket and pulled out her phone. Dialing a number she put the phone to her ear and waited as it rung a few times. After a moment someone eventually picked up.
"Hello. Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters. How many I help you?",a voice asked through the phone.
"Yes. I'm locked out of my rental apartment. Can I ask why?"
"Yes. We know who you are, Ms. Willow. We were going to call you but-" The person on the other end was suddenly cut off by a loud woman's shriek. It was so loud Rose had to pull her head away. The scream was followed out by...game show music? "Sorry. We were going to call you but we're having some difficulties at the office. We're working on getting the Mayor's assistant over here to solve it. Until then we're afraid your apartment had some slight-" the person was again cut off by some loud laughter and a massive sound of a chainsaw whirring about. Rose just...stared at the phone in shocked silence. "UGH! Listen. I'm sorry but your apartment won't be ready for- Oh! Ivy, you made it! Be right back, Ms. Willow."
Rose continued to stare at the phone. Well...that certainly wasn't something she was expecting but again things were never normal around the valley. The sounds of papers shuffling about and distant arguing was heard but it was hard to hear over the game show music still going on. Although she thought she Heard the words misunderstanding and host. Eventually the voice spoke again.
"Your apartment might not be ready until tomorrow. Our deepest apologies. This usually doesn't happen but there seems to be a mix up. We'll reimburse you for a hotel stay for the night. Go see the sights or something. There's still a chance we'll have this fixed in a few hours. Just... don't go through any strange doors for a while."
"Oh... Alright then."
The phone was hung up and Rose continued to stare at the door for a long moment... before sighing. Well crap. This wasn't good. And she was looking forward to just getting some sleep early. Oh well. She might as well go and get a hotel room for the day then if it won't be ready until tomorrow. Honestly these sudden annoyances were always the worst. She thought she saw a hotel in town as she walked to get here. Might as well go there..but she was calling a taxi. No way she was walking back all the way there with the distance. With nothing left to do, Rose just rolled her luggage out and again looked at her. Now what was that taxi company's number again? She walked out phone in hand just about to dial in the number-
"Heya pal!" Rose jumped at the sound of someone suddenly behind her and looked up...only to blink at the REALTOR from before. A few green leaves clinging to his body. "I had a feeling you were gonna call me. I could feel it in my bones."
Her eye blinked at him for a moment before her brow rose. "Actually I was about to call a taxi. You were just in those bushes weren't you?"
Again he seemed to stiffen nervously. "N-No?....AAAAAAAnyways. What say me and you go look at that house now?" He said changing the subject making her again slowly become amused. "He's just dying to meet ya!"
He was trying really hard wasn't he? It was amusing and almost cute in a way. He looked awkward but no where near threatening. She could tell. ...Ah what the heck. It wouldn't hurt to humor him a bit. She can always call a taxi when she was done being amused.
"Alright. I'll look at the house, but I'm not promising anything,"
He looked surprised for a moment but gladly lit up. "Hey. Don't worry about it! Just gettin' you inside the house is more than enough for.." He paused for a moment humming. "What do they call it? Commission? Yeah. Something like that."
She only chuckled. "Alright. Lead the way. "
He happily turned on his heels and gestured to her to follow as he started to slowly waddle off down the street. "Do you like television shows? There's this one game show program that I always enjoy watching. There's always something different on there every time!"
Game show? Huh. Kinda ironic that she heard a game show music over the phone. "Not much into game shows but I do like watch plant documentaries and gardening videos on the net. I adore gardening. Although crime shows are good too. It's fun to try and guess who did it and what happens next."
"Never really thought of it like that. You like fast food? The burger prince around the corner is always a great place to grab some grub!"
"I usually don't eat greasy foods too much but yeah. They make good burgers. I prefer the valley's teas and cakes myself. It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Mmm. Chocolate."
He continued to walk awkwardly down the street then going across one street and down another street before he rounded a corner. She followed him all the way. This wasn't too far from her apartment anyways so she could just walk back. It was a more suburban area of the Normal Business District and there was your standard houses in between one or two more grocery stores. Eventually he stopped and turned to her with a smile. 
"Here we are, pal!"
Rose turned her eye towards across the street he faced and rose a brow. "You're selling an empty lot?''
"Ah! Nah. I mean the one behind me."
She  turned back behind him. And then paused at what she saw. It was a house yes but it was an absolute DISASTER of one. The house looked old and had so many cracks in their walls, and the roof looking like it would collapse any second being slumped over like that. The windows were covered in dirt on the outside and the lawn barely had any grass. Only in dead patches here in there around the yard as it was littered with trash. Mostly empty fast food containers. She continued to stare at the dismayed house for a long moment.
"....THIS is the house?!," she asked in shock. She didn't mean for it to come off so rude but it just slipped out.
"Hey now, pal. It's a little rough around the edges sure. But with some tender love and care this house can become a home in no time!,'' he tried to assure her but seemed a bit nervous. "Or whatever. You just gotta see the insides. I promise you won't be disappointed."
She continued to stare at the poor sight. This was the REALTOR's main body?! Why did it look so poorly maintained? Even the least threatening REALTOR would have a decent looking main body. What on earth happened to him? 
She slowly nodded. "Ok. Show me the inside."
Heim paused for a moment looking surprised. "Really?! Hot dog!!"
She couldn't help herself when he suddenly gave what looked like a happy Hop but only lifted himself about an inch off the ground. She giggled at him. For a REALTOR he sure acted rather cuter than most others she's seen. She watched Heim quickly walk to the door and open the door, politely gesturing for her to come in. She walked over until she stood just inside the doorway to look in. She wasn't naive enough to walk inside a strange REALTOR's main body. That's how people got eaten. She did peer her head in...and found the inside as bad as the outside. His illusions weren't very good at disguising his inner body. Isolation perked out everywhere from the walls and ceiling and the floors looked so scuffed and worn out. Graffiti looked to be scribbled across the walls and a torn looking sofa. The illusions weren't good at all. The only decent thing inside the place was the Giant TV that wasn't a part of the illusions.
"Well...What do ya think, pal? Not too bad right?"
Rose didn't say anything at first just looking around cringing on the inside. "Well... It's..not that bad. Not the worst thing I've ever seen."
He again stiffened for a moment in surprise before a bashful smile appeared on his face. "Wow. Ah geez. No one's ever said something that nice to me. I..Uh..Dunno what to say."
"I'd ask what you've been fed recently." Her eye looked around at everything before looking back at him. "You're either not being fed enough or the food you are eating isn't nutritious enough. It's not the worst I've seen but definitely a bit of off your mark there." She smiled at him. "Have you tried talking to the mayor about it?"
He continued to stare at her before he suddenly looked nervous. "Er...Is it that obvious?"
"Pretty much. I knew from the moment I saw you. It also helps that your lure cord is pretty visible. But I will say, I'm glad to meet a REALTOR that's different from the others I've seen." She giggled again smiling at him. "And one that can make me smile."
He again seemed to be flustered by her words. "Oh. Wowza. I uh.. Wasn't expecting that. Or such nice words. ... Please forgive me for being a bit forward but...Well gotta shoot my shot right?" Rose blinked as all of a sudden she found her hand being lifted and held by the REALTOR and...was his lure blushing. "Would you give this down-on-his-luck house a chance and let me take you on a date? I don't gotta lot of money but I'll treat you right."
Rose stared at him in shock for a long moment before she burst into a flurry of giggles and couldn't help but smile. "Oh my. Well aren't you forward."
He chuckled nervously. "What can I say? G-Gotta try my shot."
"Can't ever say I've ever been asked out that forward before especially by a REALTOR." His hands felt sweaty and plant like. Like wet leaves after rain. "But perhaps we should take things slow. We only just met and you don't even know my name."
Heim blinked before smiling nervously. "Uh. Yeah. Guess you're right. Haha. W-What is your name?"
She smiled at him. "My name is Rose. Rose Willow. It's nice to meet you Mr. Baile. You're quite possibly the nicest REALTOR I've ever met. But I hope you don't mind if I don't come inside. Y'know how it is."
"Oh. Actually I filled up on fast food earlier today. I'm also not very particularly fond of human. Give me a giant greasy burger any day right?"
"Can't say I disagree with that but then why were you following me around?"
"Hey. What's the point of being a REALTOR if I don't try getting out there every so often?"
She hummed. "Fair enough." A sudden ring through the air making both pause and Rose blinked. Her phone was ringing. "Oh. ..That might be the housing company. Excuse me. I should take that." She gently pulled her hand away before getting her phone from a pocket and holding it up to her ear. "Hello?"
"Hello. Ms. Willow?"
"Speaking."
"Great news! We were able to get everything in order with the help of Ms. Woodrow the Mayor's assistant." Oh. So it was the apartment company. "Your apartment is all ready for you now. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We can have a car pick you up from wherever you are to bring you back."
"No need. I'm only three streets away. I'll walk back but thanks for the heads up."
"If you insist. Thank you for going through the Uncanny Valley Apartment Hunters. Operating  REALTOR free since nineteen eighty seven."
She smiled hanging up before looking back at Heim. "That was the housing department. My apartment is ready. I'd better go and check to make sure the movers didn't damage anything of mine. Sorry to cut our meeting short."
"Oh." He looked a little disappointed at that. "So soon?"
"You know where Im living for now. My apartment is the first one on the first floor. You can come visit me again if you want to, or you can stop by the green house in town. I work there. It'd be nice to make a new friend."
"R-Really?! Oh. You're being awfully nice to me. No one's ever wanted to be friends before."
"Just because you're a REALTOR that doesn't mean I can't show you decency." She patted his shoulder making him smile. "Feel free to stop by sometime and see me. I can always use the company."
He nodded. "I will! I'd love to see you again."
"Then I look forward to seeing you again."
With a small turn and wave Rose began walking away from Him and towards the apartment again. Certainly an unusual day. But for now she'd prefer the comforts of her own bed.
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Bramble Berrybush (she/her). Tribute. District Eleven. Twenty-five. Ella Purnell.
Bramble doesn’t remember much from before she met Joe. She’d been eleven or twelve, just on the cusp of her first Reaping, moving from farm to farm across Eleven with the other migrant workers. The orchards and the berry farms needed more hands during the peak season, and Bramble needed the money to feed herself on more than stolen produce. It wasn’t a bad life, but it was hard work. She felt perpetually sticky from the sweet fruit and the sun, stuck, like she was waiting for something to happen, for herself to ferment and become. 
  Joseph Appleseed ran the trucking company that ran between farms, bringing produce to the shipment yard to be delivered to the Capitol by train. At the time, he was riding the routes himself. The operation was still pretty small. So one day, Joe stopped. They packed the truck. He climbed back into the driver’s seat. And Bramble was sitting on the passenger side: young, and mischievous, and stubborn. She wanted to come along. 
  Joe lived alone. He never married, never had kids that weren’t metal, four-wheeled, and rusted. And for a while, he wasn’t sure what to do with the feisty girl who’d demanded to do more. She couldn’t drive. Not legally. So he made her a navigator. Taught her how to read a map. Bramble hated it, but it was better than being out in the sun, so she stuck it out. Besides, she liked Joe. He took her in, and for years, it was just them. He was kind. They had fun. When she was fifteen, he started letting her drive the truck. From the moment Bramble saddled up behind the wheel, she knew this was where she belonged. For a brief bit of time, everything was perfect. She had a family, a purpose, a home.
  And then Nettle came and fucked it up.
  She showed up one day in the back of a berry truck, begging for a job, and Joe, thinking he was really doing something, paired them together. They were the same age. They were similar, he said. Bramble looked at Nettle Gooseberry and thought that he was crazy. Nettle navigated, and Bramble drove. And for months, that’s all they did – in silence. Bramble didn’t want a friend. She didn’t want to be watched or helped. She didn’t need it. So she thought about quitting, bailing on Joe out of anger. Or maybe icing Nettle out, bullying her into giving up. 
  But Nettle persisted, and Bramble softened. She was like that, really. Like the berries she used to pick. Hard and sour, until she softened, decaying sweetness staining everything. 
  Maybe it was inevitable, with them sharing both a truck and a room. But the silence turned to music, turned to singing, turned to endless miles of joy. Once Nettle was cleared to cover the driving when Bramble got tired, they got better assignments. They were driving across Eleven, not just local farms. The world got a little bigger, a little brighter. And because Bramble was growing too soft, a little mushy, she let Nettle in on a secret, one she shared with Joe: Bramble was a smuggler. Notes, information, support for the rebellion that was brewing on the perimeter of their home. When it was clear that Nettle wouldn’t snitch on her friend, she was let in on it too. Their truck had a hollowed out bed, one perfect for a bigger load. Now that both drivers knew, it turned from pocket-sized things to bigger horizons. Drugs, mostly. Luckily, Nettle had grown a rapport with the peacekeepers that their routes frequented, greased by the fact that she was making enough money to occasionally buy ingredients for moonshine. So Bramble drove. Nettle navigated the roads and the Peacekeepers. And Joe was always waiting for them on the other side. It was a good life. 
  And then Vox took hold, claiming a sector colloquially known as Free Eleven, and that was perhaps the best thing to happen to them. The drugs turned to weapons. The weapons turned to people. Kids, sometimes, nearing the reaping age, needing to be hidden and shuttled away. But the Vox used codenames, so they took some of their own. Joe took on Barnabus. The girls chose Cherry. They were connected, the same stem. Why would they need to differentiate their beings? They shifted their routes, listening eagerly to Vox Machina between checkpoints. Delphi and Pascal were their oracles. Their guiding lights in the darkness that enveloped Eleven now, thanks to the Capitol shutdown. They’d dream under the stars of more than Free Eleven: a Free Panem for all. What would it look like? What would they do? But that was silly. They’d be together in every lifetime, just discovering new roads.
  After The 133rd Games, Barney told them to expect a special load. Maybe kids? Bramble suggested. But she’d been wrong. In the back of their truck, buried beneath burlap sacks and bushels of berries, were a hoard of victors and rebels. Delphi, and Pascal, and Meta Morphic, and more. No one else could be trusted with them, Barney said. Only his daughters. The girls held hands as they drove. That summer was the best they’d ever had. The most exciting -- full of meaning and progress and insight. The T0MMYV0X became regulars (divas, Bramble called them), needing to go in and out. They were expected back at the Tower still, or they had loved ones elsewhere. It didn’t matter, really, the why of it all. The girls were happy to do it. Happy to know they were coming back. 
  Until one day, they didn’t. Vox Machina reported that Meta Morphic had been caught. The transmissions faltered, went silent in odd increments. They were clearing out – the victors. Bramble held her breath at those checkpoints as they crossed the borders to drop them off. They’d need to regroup, figure out what was next, how best to help now that their friends – friends? – had been caught. They were both twenty-five, about to age out of Reaping. They were going to have a chance, now. They were going to have time. 
  Bramble got called first. And shortly after, because they never did anything without each other and because life wasn’t cruel enough, an already-crying Nettle got called too. They were tributes. Both of them. One last drive down a dead-end road.
Token: Rear-view mirror charm from the berry truck
+ feisty, clever, brave, compassionate, committed
- hot-headed, possessive, crass, stubborn
PENNED BY: LENA
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Palm Bluff Conservation Area
November 25, 2022
I wasn’t planning to go solo on this trip at first, but Jenna had something come up at the last minute and couldn’t go with me. It had been about 2 months since our last trip and I didn’t want to give up the opportunity to go, so I decided at the last minute to go alone. I had reserved a spot at another St. John’s Water Management District Site. This one was called Palm Bluff Conservation Area. It was south of Daytona Beach, so about a 3 hour drive for me.  
I had the day off of work on Friday because of the Thanksgiving holiday, so I had the perfect opportunity to get out to camp before dark for once. I packed most of the car up the night before and loaded up the rest of it on Friday morning.  I left for camp a little bit before noon and stopped for the usual ice, beer, and snacks on the way. I relied too much on luck to find firewood for sale and ended up not getting any. I figured with how much daylight I had left, I could forage for some at camp and then go out and buy some the next day if I needed  to. 
I arrived at the gate at 330pm. The gate was entirely too difficult to find. It was tucked back in a corner of a field right off of the main road. There was another gate at the front of that same field with a very prominent sign on it that read “NO CAMPING” Not a great sign; pun fully intended. Eventually I found the correct gate marked for camping and got it open no problem. For some reason, a feeling of anxiety started brewing while I was opening the gate. I felt completely exposed to the road. Anyone driving by would be able to see me unlocking this gate. But I got it opened and I went in, locking the gate behind me. 
Usually at these water management district sites, the campsite itself is at least a mile or two (sometimes longer) from the gate. This site was right around the bend. All of 50 yards from the gate. Which meant anyone walking by the gate, if they angled themselves correctly, would be able to see me and my site. I knew I would have to set up strategically to keep my privacy and peace of mind. 
The first thing I did once I arrived at the site, was give it a little walk-around. I like to do this in order to find the best spot to set up the tent and to look for any safety vulnerabilities. This site was huge. It had a fire pit and benches in the middle of the huge open field (probably about 50-60 yards in diameter). Much larger than I was used to. I didn’t want to be too close to the fire pit with my tent because it could be seen from the gate, so I decided to set up in the far back corner between a group of pine trees - ripe for tarp hanging. 
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I started by hanging my Paracord. Cutting it feels like a defeat, so I focused on keeping it at its full 150' length. I wrapped it between 4 trees that were not equally distant from each other. So hanging my tarps was going to be a challenge. I utilized my binder clips and folded tarp corners down to make them fit and after a couple of readjustments I made it work okay.
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Once I got the tarps up, I put up my new hiking tent. It was easy to set up which was the point of it, ultimately. I was getting tired of the complicated set up of most hiking tents. so since my last one broke at the last camping site, I bought this one. It’s a simple X pole set up with doors on both sides. I got it set up in no time and then filled it with my sleeping gear. I didn't open my sleeping bag or inflate my sleeping pad just yet. I just threw everything into the tent thinking I would set everything up when it was time to sleep. 
Next, I set up my chair and the pop-up potty. I learned a much better way to set up the potty than I had been doing and it was significantly easier this time. It was around now that I started noticing the road noise. There was a thin layer of brush between this campsite and the highway, so the road noise, once I started noticing it, became deafening and the only sound my brain would process. I needed to distract myself. 
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At this point, the sun was starting to go down so I took the opportunity to scavenge for some firewood while I still had some light. I found some big pieces and some sticks. There was plenty of dry pine straw around for kindling. I made my way over to the fire pit and to my shock and surprise I found a small skull in it. It was either a small dog, a raccoon, or a big cat. whatever it was, it freaked me out and I decided not to touch it. I just moved it to the back of the pit with a stick and planned to just build the fire at the front of the pit.  
The bugs were pretty bad here; worse than I expected for this time of year. I had my repellants, but nothing was really working on the gnats; especially once I turned on my headlamp. I knew a fire would be the best thing to help keep them away, but I was worried about how far away my setup was from the fire. Eventually I would have to leave the fire to go to bed. The bugs were going to be much worse over there, I could already tell.
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I struggled pretty badly trying to light the fire. It’s a bit embarrassing. The pit was damp and the wood was damp; the kindling was dry, but that wasn’t enough. It was impossible to get anything to catch. I was getting frustrated; not only with the fire, but the bugs, the skull, the site placement. All of it was starting to upset me. I spent two solid hours fighting with the fire before giving up and deciding to just deal with the dark over by my tent. Maybe having a beer would help calm me down. 
I posted up in my chair under my tarp canopy in the dark. Turning off my headlamp helped with the gnat problem a little bit, but it did not help with my increasing worries. Suddenly,  irrational anxieties filled my veins. I tried to sip my beer and forget but I could not shake the feeling of fear. I felt so exposed; so vulnerable out here by myself. 
This was not the first time that I camped alone, so why did this trip feel so different? Instead of trying to rationalize with my anxiety, I tried to come up with ways to work with it. I decided I would sleep inside my car for the first night. I thought that maybe if I was locked in the car I would feel safer. I started by removing my sleeping bag and pad from the new tent and tossing it in my car. It was helpful that I hadn’t opened any of it up yet. Then I moved the items still in the car (such as the cooler, kayaking gear, guitar etc.) off to one side so that I could lay out my sleep system on the other side. I got it finished and then realized I would have to push my driver’s seat all the way up to make everything fit. Which meant I wouldn’t be able to quickly drive away if I needed to. (Admittedly, this is a strange place for my head to go and looking back on it, it's completely silly.)
So in the split instant, I just decided to leave all together. There was no point in staying at this secluded campsite any longer if I was going to be paralyzed by fear the entire time. So I started moving everything into my car. I didn’t fold up the tent; I just balled it up and shoved it in. I did the same thing with the pop up potty and the tarp canopy. I even cut some of the Paracord I worked so hard to keep intact. 
The whole time I was rush-packing I could feel gnats buzzing around my face and ears. Hands busy with gear, I couldn’t swat them away. And taking the time to do so just meant delaying the packing process. I felt like I was losing access to all of my senses. I couldn’t hear over the road noise and buzzing gnats. I couldn’t see in the dark. I couldn’t smell anything other than the remnants of an attempted fire. I was sweaty and shaking and tried (but failed) to get my bearings while I hurried to pack my gear. 
Within a few minutes I had everything in the car and was sitting in the driver seat trying to get my heartrate back down to normal. When Jenna and I evacuated Huguenot so many trips ago, we packed up in a similarly rushed manner. My thoughts went there and to that evacuation as I sat silently in my car. When we got into the car after shoving everything from the site into it at that beach, we were relieved and even started laughing and took a selfie. This time though it was dark, I was alone, and leaving felt like a life or death decision. I have a much less cluttered car than Jenna did at Huguenot, so packing up in a hurry was a bit easier and faster, but the dread that was building in me was increasing with every breath. This was so much worse than Huguenot. 
My anxiety worsened as I was sitting in the car. The desire to leave quickly became urgent as I fell into a full-blown panic attack. My heart raced, my vision blurred and tunneled, and my breathing shallow and then I was wheezing to catch it. I couldn’t see anything and I couldn’t hear anything over the sound of my heart beating in my ears and the road noise nearby (I couldn’t shake the road noise). The lack of access to my senses made me incredibly vulnerable and scared. I turned the car on, quieted the radio, and took off my headlamp. It was time to go. 
I circled the site once in my car before leaving to make sure I didn’t leave anything behind. As soon as the site was behind me and I was approaching the gate, The panic intensified and the feeling of being chased overtook me. (Nothing was chasing me to my knowledge). As I got to the gate, I dreaded having to get out of my car again to unlock it. But I did it and I got it on the first try. I drove my car through it and instead of stopping to lock it behind me, I just kept driving away. (I am ashamed of this part). 
I reached the road within seconds - the proximity which triggered this entire episode - and as I turned off onto the street I could feel the blood leaving my face and returning to its rightful places throughout my body. My hands kept shaking a little, but my vision focused again and without the bugs and total darkness, my other senses returned to me as well. 
I didn’t get half a mile away before the panic subsided to a low anxious roar. I was okay enough to stop at a gas station for some comfort snacks and then I was home and relaxed by 9pm. I texted Jenna while I was approaching my house to let her know that I had bailed and that I was home safely. I don’t know why, but I felt the need to let someone know that I was okay as a way of telling myself that I was okay. 
I didn’t unpack anything from the car except for the fanny pack that I was wearing. Dealing with all that balled up, messy gear would have just made my night even worse. My priority was dealing with my balled up messy brain. The next day was Saturday and I had nowhere else to be, so I planned to just deal with the gear then. I took a hot bath and then put myself to bed. 
The next day I got up and wasted no time dealing with the mess that I had made myself. Waking up in my own bed after a full night’s sleep was the comfort I so desperately needed. I got right to work on emptying out my car and folding tents, tarps, and other mistreated gear. I ran into my roommate and had to admit that the “vibes were off” with this camping trip and that as a rule, if we don’t feel completely comfortable where we’re camping, we leave. No questions asked and no judgment. He understood and the evacuation felt validated.
Jenna and I have always had that rule, but never had to use it. We always say that if even one of us gets a bad feeling about a camping spot, we just leave. That’s the beauty of car camping after all, right? The complete freedom to come and go. I’ll never know if it was the site placement, my own head having too much free space, or the fact that I was alone that really set me off. The site had a lot of cons to it including its proximity to the road, but overall it wasn’t entirely bad. (I’ll never go back though). Maybe it was the eerie skull I found. Maybe it was the last minute change of plans of Jenna’s. Maybe it was all of it combined for the perfect storm. Whatever it was, I likely won’t be solo camping outside of campgrounds and state parks for a while, if ever. 
Stay Dirty, 
Stone. 
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highpatia · 6 months
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losing dogs | the hunger games: tbosas
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reaper ash/reader — angst, hurt no comfort
content. mentor!reader therefore capitol!reader (ew) just really sad again, it’s so easy to write angst for thg, it can be viewed as romantic but i can’t say that’s what i really had in mind, idk if reaper is ooc or not lol
author’s note. 2 posts in one day that’s crazy and they are both angsty too, i promise i’ll write some fluff next 😭 (1.463k)
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One of the first things you noticed about Reaper Ash was his hands. Calloused fingers decorated in small scars, the faint blemishes contrasting against his dark skin. Unlike yours, they were noticeably worked.
You didn’t know much about district eleven other than the fact that they handled agriculture. Plants like fruit and vegetables. Orchards lined the land like lodging in the Capitol, you wondered how much purer the air was there.
Whilst gazing at his hands in slight admiration, he sat unmoving. Like a statue in a museum, chained to his peculiarity. Verbatim-like analogy as he was truly handcuffed to the table. The metal clung tight around him, worry brewed in your gut that it might just rub his wrists raw.
It had been a long hour, you’d imagine the time is soon to be up but you really can’t form the words to say. How were you supposed to converse with the boy about to be sent to his likely death?
A short moment goes by before you look into his eyes. They are piercing— like a winter’s frost. A chill runs up your spine but you hold composure, fearing that he may see your vague dread.
To progress with the impromptu exchange between mentor and tribute you at least need to gain an apt sense of trust. Gaining faith and of course, sponsors, will only heighten the chance of him winning.
“Listen” you pause, clearing your throat. “I really need you to-” quickly you are interrupted by Reaper slamming his hands onto the tabletop that separates you. Immediately you cower, a deep flinch raking your body. He’s lent forward now, closer to you.
You urge the reaction to lean all the way backwards like flight syndrome, but instead you bite down hard on your tongue. You can feel the eyes of your peers and other tributes on you for a moment, it makes you feel sick. You can taste metal, blood in your mouth from the wound— wondering if it would taste the same as the handcuffs.
Your mind stays preoccupied as the guarding peacekeepers start directing you and your pupils out of the building.
The day continues as normal, but you can only think of Reaper Ash. How differently would you two interact if you met in different circumstances? The thoughts embrace your head like hunting snakes, they coil and squeeze.
Such brooding led you to the enclosure in the dark of night. The majority of the tributes are resting but you can’t imagine that they’re heavy sleepers. So you stay stealthy, practically tip-toeing towards the brass bars. You scan the yard, the faulty street lamps as your only light source, it’s hard to make out anything really. Soft hands wrap around the bars as you lean towards them, not too close just in case.
Naively you ignore any warning signs and whisper his name. It’s quiet but still raises goosebumps on your skin. Nothing. You whisper again before you hear a small scuff of shoes against concrete. You look over to locate the noise and see Reaper stood up now. Relief flushes you for some reason as you gesture to him to come closer. He does so and you remove one of your hands from the set of bars.
He now stands in front of you, eyes still harsh but now more tired. You flash a small grin before delving your now free hand into your jacket pocket. Pulling out an ivory-shaded handkerchief. It’s wrapped around a small pile of food. Crumbly biscuits, a single finger sandwich and a few strips of cured meat.
The wrapping comes undone as you move it to his direction. He looks at it for a moment before furrowing his brows.
“It’s safe. I promise, I snuck it away at lunch.” Your tone is hushed, like your coddling a small animal, fearing that it may run away from you. He slowly reaches out for the food, almost scared that if he moves too quickly you’d snatch it away. But you don’t, the bridge of his shoulders falls down a little.
“You can share it with the girl.” You mutter, looking over his shoulder. He does so as well to see the curly-haired sleeping on the concrete ground, there is a crease in her brow and a pained grimace on her face. He looks back at you and nods slightly.
“In the morning I’ll bring you more, when the camera is rolling you can give her some” you pause while brushing your hand against your cold cheeks. “It will help you get sponsors that might aid at your chance of winning. People will purchase water and food and then I can send it to you in the arena.” Reaper didn’t say anything back. It felt weird talking about this but there wasn’t much else you could do.
You murmur out short goodbyes before walking away. Unbeknownst to you, he watches as you do so, crimson coloured skirt moving in the breeze.
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It was painful to watch. Children lined in a circle around the arena, some were sobbing. The ache gnawed at your bones as the alarm rang out, it was like they all went mad as soon as it happened. Bloodshed was grisly, and you couldn’t do anything but watch. Reaper was quick to charge towards the centre, right to the rubble, right to the weapons.
He picked up one of the swords and lurched it back and forth into the back of another tribute. Blade held tight in his hands that you once admired. He ran back to Dill, in the moment you didn’t know if it was out of protection or blood-hunger.
Observing the hunger games wasn’t exactly normal to you. Your mother was quick to guide your eyes away from screens whenever it would play out, now you knew why.
The remaining tributes all seem to run down into the basements. A part of you was relieved at the fact, but another dreaded seeing Reaper killed on the dim recordings.
A few hours go by before you see him or his tribute partner, hours not spent calm. You quickly recognize the head of curls stumbling over to the lone water bottle that had been previously put there by Lucy Gray, the songbird; you wonder if she managed to tamper with it somehow.
Dill kneels down beside it and opens the cap. The sickness in her lungs makes her whole body shake as she tips the bottle towards her mouth. Only a small sip before she lies down on the floor.
Reaper appears again and you sit up straighter, he calls out to Dill while walking over to her. He checks over his shoulder all too often when he finally makes it to her.
He shakes her gently before flipping her over, then you notice the stream of blood poured out of her nose. She lays there dead as Reaper mourns her, screaming. You feel sick again, like the first time you saw him.
A minute goes by before he lifts Dill’s lifeless body and walks her over to the other fallen tributes. He does the same to the ones across the arena, laying them gently on the ground before walking over to the Capitol flag hanging. He rips the fabric off its hinges.
Caws of outrage sound out in the stadium as students alike throw curses at the boy, you stay seated, eyes unmoving from him.
He spreads the flag over the bodies, a make-do graveyard. Reaper turns to the camera placed over top of the centre of the ground and spreads his arms out.
“Are you going to punish me now?” He questions; an act of rebellion. He repeats the sentence, only louder now. It’s quickly cut off and the screen is now plastered with Dr. Gaul’s face. She makes a statement but you're not listening.
You don’t know when the screens go back to the games, you can’t bear to watch. Only when the tank is dropped off by a helicopter can you bear to look up again. Reaper is sitting, kneeling in front of the makeshift gravesite.
Then, the young girl Wovey steps out from the rubble pile. She walks over to the tank and starts speaking. Questioning if it’s over, if she can go home. You swallow any grief as Reaper calls her name. Like clockwork, the glass of the tank starts cracking before it explodes.
Masses of multicoloured snakes are quick to move towards the last people, enveloping them. Screams ring out as the remaining tributes run away. Reaper doesn’t. He stays kneeling, eyes closed.
You watch as it happens, you are curious if it is painful. As the snakes shroud around his body you want to choke. After all, his blood will forever stain your hands.
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chicagobeerpass · 2 years
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Chicago Beer Pass: Twisted Hippo In Wheeling
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Welcome to the Chicago Beer Pass: Your ticket to all the great beer events happening in and around Chicago.
On this episode of Chicago Beer Pass, Brad Chmielewski and Nik White are on location in Wheeling, Illinois at the newest District Brew Yards location. This location features five breweries and one of those is Twisted Hippo who also recently joined the Chicago location. The guys were able to catchup with Twisted Hippo’s owners Marilee and Karl Rutherford on the patio during the first week of the soft launch. Recording outside comes with some traffic noise, so sorry for those audio listeners. 
They all spoke a bit about the fire at the brewery earlier this year as well as future plans for Twisted Hippo beyond District Brew Yards. The official opening date for the Wheeling District Brew Yards is October 28th and the space is fantastic! Brad and Nik highly recommend making the trip out to the burbs to check it out.
Having issues listening to the audio? Try the MP3 (41.4MB) or subscribe to the podcast on iTunes!
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slowtravelingcat · 7 months
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The beast beyond the door and 3 mining towns
Monday, November 9th, 2020
CAL - Well, another week has passed and life at the House of Art and Mirrors remains as interesting as it sounds. Just a few days ago, I was taking my mid-morning nap at the foot of the bed when I heard the most graceless thud just outside of the front door.
Awoken from my slumber, I begrudgingly approached the door to investigate. I could hear a large beast on the other side; it was sniffing around the perimeter of the studio. It sounded as if the animal had a nose the size of my entire head. I briefly questioned whether or not it was even a cat (though later that day I determined it was a cat, as everyone knows, non-cat lifeforms are only a myth). 
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At first, I felt scared, but I also knew that I had to learn more. I incessantly smelled my side of the door and even tried to push it open. I begged Michele to let me out, but she refused. 
Eventually, the beast retreated. The rest of the day unfolded as usual and I had just started to slip into my early evening nap when the beast came back. This time I could hear it stomping around the front yard, each time it stepped on the dried leaves, the quiet air was filled with the loud sound of the leaves crunching underneath its enormous paws. I estimate it must weigh over 500 pounds. 
The rest of the week unfolded in a similar manner. I felt constantly on edge and patrolled the door several times each day. I was finally starting to settle into a routine with the beast when something truly unthinkable happened. The large, bald one was returning from disposing of my used litter when I heard the unmistakable trudging of the beast heading right toward Michele’s familiar footsteps.
I could hear the beast lunge at her and I prayed for the best, but prepared for the worst. I heard voices followed by some more tussling in the leaves. After what seemed like forever, the large, bald one returned. She brushed right past me and smelled of the beast. I took to my hiding place behind the refrigerator. 
MICHELE - Today is Sunday afternoon and after nearly two weeks in Bisbee, I am proud to report that I finally left my room to explore. The first stop was The Bisbee Breakfast Club, a small diner in historic Lowell. The town was consumed by the evacuation of an open copper mining pit in the 1950s. Only one street survived and the residents fled the town leaving behind storefronts, cars, and a vintage Greyhound bus. They even have a fully preserved Shell gas station, complete with the old gas pumps that provided leaded fuel. The diner is the only business that operates here, which makes the whole place even more surreal. 
After an absolutely delicious breakfast, I continued the theme of towns frozen in time by visiting historic Tombstone, which is a short 30-minute drive from Bisbee. Tombstone was exactly what I thought it would be, complete with guys dressed up like cowboys, tipping their hats to all the tourists. The town, founded on a silver mine, survived until the 1930s. Today it’s a mix of gift shops, restaurants, and old-timey saloons. It was definitely cute, but browsing gift shops is only interesting for so long. 
I spent the rest of the weekend in old Bisbee, an example of a mining town that was successfully revived after its copper mines were shut down in the 1970s. The town is so charming I could hardly stand it.
Downtown is littered with colorful houses built into the sides of the two hills that flank Main Street. The entire corridor is filled with galleries, and coffee shops and even has a beer brewing district. At one point, I stopped for a cup of coffee and stumbled upon a vending machine that sells art from local artists. Every piece was $20 from which half of the proceeds go to the local art commission and the other half to the artist. I ended up buying a 3 x 2-inch painting by a local artist named Catdaddy Gillespie. I can't help but think he must be a cat guy.
Back at the House of Art and Mirrors, I acquired a new neighbor this week, who is traveling with the cutest dog that I have ever seen. During the day his dog roams our shared yard and makes sure to greet me every time I leave or return to the studio. I’m pretty sure that he is even starting to make friends with Cal. It really is cute to watch them sniff each other from opposite sides of the thin metal door. 
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pulsdmedia · 9 months
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The Week Ahead 8/20-8/26
Indulgence is everything this week. It is the 2nd to last week of summer, after all! Eat, drink, delight in the heat, and get out there...
$59 Standard & $199 VIP Tickets: The Great Gatsby Immersive Show
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Dress to the nines and immerse yourself in this heart racing adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s seminal tale, written almost a century ago! A theatrical extravaganza like no other, The Great Gatsby Immersive Show will take you back in time with a modern twist, all so you can soak in the opulence. Welcome back to the roaring twenties, with a 2020's upgrade! World class performers of the stage will wow you with their talents, but don't get too comfortable - you'll be part of the action, dancing the Charleston, singing, gasping, ooh-ing & aw-ing at the drama, the tragedy, the fabulous fun in between it all!
Standard Talks: The Business of Beauty
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The Standard, Black in Fashion Council, and Studio Symone invite you to an evening of conversation exploring the rise of the beauty industry and the trends, movements, and innovations shaping the future of one of the world’s leading industries. Conversations will be curated and moderated by Darian Harvin, Writer and Founder of Studio Symone.
$29 GA Ticket To An End of Summer Open Bar Party
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Get lit & lavish at LeGrande, nestled within the New York Magazine Critic's Pick Time Hotel! You'll drink, dance, and delight in the glam rock-inspired interiors & ultra-cool vibes of this elegant, alluring oasis. Summer is on its way out, so bring the good vibes in with your squad and go big at this gorgeous locale that attracts A-listers, artists, and social superstars. A live DJ will fill the scene with the sounds of the hits, and when hunger arrives to the party, order some drool-worthy eats such as meatball sliders from LeGrande's gourmet menu. An open bar affair like no other, enjoy an unlimited flow of libations, all served against the backdrop of the highly stylized interiors...
Chelsea International Fine Art Reception
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Agora Gallery is pleased to announce The Chelsea International Fine Art Competition Exhibition, a juried exhibition of paintings, sculptures, and photographs in a wide range of styles and media. This is the 37th edition of their annual fine arts competition exhibition, which provides a select group of artists with the opportunity to showcase their work in the heart of Chelsea, New York’s very own art district. Don't miss the exclusive opening!
$19 Ticket To Whitmans Flight Club: Beers, Burgers & More
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Elevate your weekend with an upgrade by taking a trip to Whitmans, a veritable burger paradise in Hudson Yards. Their frequently sold-out beer tasting events are a must for aficionados, and the current week's spotlight is on Catskill Brewery. After relishing in the intricate flavors, enticing scents, and lively fizz, you'll indulge in a pint of your favorite brew. As a memento, you'll also receive a souvenir pint glass to take home! Your bubbly beverage perfectly complements the delectable Whitmans Classic Burger. Consider this your essential weekend indulgence...
Mini Facials with Tata Harper
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Each 20 minute facial will be customized to your unique skin. Experience some of the top selling products from the brand, Tata Harper, while learning about the rich ingredient stories of each product. Luxuriate in the rich scent profiles and leave with glowing, healthy feeling skin.
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dan6085 · 1 year
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Here is a revised 5-day travel plan for Philadelphia that includes sports events and excludes the zoo and museums:
Day 1:
Start your day with a visit to Independence National Historical Park, which is home to iconic sites such as Independence Hall, where the Declaration of Independence was signed, and the Liberty Bell.
In the afternoon, visit the Philadelphia Magic Gardens, an outdoor art installation featuring mosaics, sculptures, and other works.
In the evening, catch a basketball game at the Wells Fargo Center, home of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Day 2:
Spend the morning at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, a historic naval base that is now home to museums, restaurants, and other attractions.
In the afternoon, visit the Philadelphia Insectarium and Butterfly Pavilion, which has a collection of live insects and butterflies.
In the evening, enjoy a meal at one of Philadelphia's many excellent restaurants, such as Vetri Cucina or Zahav.
Day 3:
Take a guided tour of the Eastern State Penitentiary, a former prison that is now a museum.
In the afternoon, visit the Philadelphia Flower Show, an annual event that features elaborate gardens and displays of flowers and plants.
In the evening, catch a hockey game at the Wells Fargo Center, home of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Day 4:
Take a tour of the Philadelphia Brewing Company, a local brewery that offers guided tours and tastings.
In the afternoon, enjoy a game of golf at one of Philadelphia's many excellent golf courses.
In the evening, catch a baseball game at Citizens Bank Park, home of the Philadelphia Phillies.
Day 5:
Spend the morning exploring the neighborhoods of Philadelphia, such as the historic district of Old City or the trendy neighborhood of Fishtown.
In the afternoon, visit the Philadelphia Eagles Training Facility, where you can take a tour and learn about the team.
In the evening, enjoy a farewell dinner at one of Philadelphia's many excellent restaurants.
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I'm making a plan for a trip to North England's Cities you were in Sheffield any tips where to stay and how to best get there and where to go not having to spend too much money
Depends on your budget. I flew into Manchester and then took a train to Sheffield which had cute old school paper notes as seat reservations. lol Knowing I wouldn't spend much time in the hotel except for sleeping I booked a cheaper one in the city centre.
It also depends on what time of year you're going. I went there in December because I used to usually go to England once a year at least, preferably during the Christmas season, because of the mince pies. Mince pies are the best!!! So my first way was to Sainsbury's on The Moor buying the entire shelf while also picking up requested sweets for my friends. And after that Costa of course! lmao
I was just there for a long weekend so I did stuff I'm interested in. I'm a huge architecture enthusiast so I had to go to Park Hill. I also generally walk through new to me cities to get to know them better. I did Victoria Quays, the area around Crucible Theatre, Sheffield Town Hall and City Hall, Millennium Gallery. Btw, there's Ambulo which I went to for breakfast one morning. Peace Gardens and of course hipster central Division St with all its vintage shops. I stumbled into Steam Yard by accident but I can recommend. Delicious coffee! Bear Tree Records is great as well. I discovered True North Brew and their Sheffield Vodka there. Unfortunately, I had only a carry-on so I couldn't buy anything which was a shame. I was literally scanning Manchester airport if they maybe had it in duty free. Really have to get back just for that. lol
So yeah, you can do a lot on a small budget especially in the student areas. And if you have more time there's a lot of nature right next to the city with the Peak District. Don't know how much the city has changed in the last few years though.
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