#divorced at 22!!!!!!

[ratboychronicles]

hello tumblr do we like camp here n there

redraw from 2022 🔥 i love camp here n there

[kazamajun]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

[miss-may-i]

Miss May I: Season 5 Part 22

Vivian: So how did it go? Did they give you any trouble?

Julian: No, it was okay. All I had to do was file.

Vivian: Is there a date yet?

Julian: Not yet. They have to serve him first and wait for him to give an answer. Then they'll set a date.

Vivian: I hope he knows what's best for everyone and doesn't fight you on this. How are you feeling?

Julian: Like an idiot. I never thought I'd be married and divorced in the same year.

Vivian: Sometimes people don't show their true colors until they think they've got you locked in. Noah did that with a baby and a ring.

Julian: I just hate him so much right now. Of all the things he is, I never thought a cheater was one of them.

Vivian: Are you doing anything this weekend? Why don't we go somewhere, like old times. You know, but with Jasper. So not entirely like old times. All this stress can't possibly be good for the new baby either.

Julian: Yeah, that sounds great. I need to keep my mind away from all of this. It's the only way I'll stay sane.

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[sennaverstappen]

i think girl max and girl charles would get married within a year of them dating. would it turn out well? well, thats not up to me.

[hellsingmongrel]

You know, one of the funniest things after 20 years in this fandom is being so used to the character designs that I often forget just how Just Like That some of the elements are. And then I go to watch the original anime with my 16 year old cousin for the first time, after they sat down and watched Stampede with me and we decided to watch the old one, too, and we get to the episode where Nick shows up on the bus.

And then we got to the shot where he's leaning against the bus, reaches into his coat to pull out a cigarette and it's just a closeup shot of his chest when he reaches in, and the cousin made a weird little wheezing noise and I looked over to see them gawking at the screen and just kind of laughed. "Were you expecting him to take out something else or something?"

"No, I just wasn't expecting to just have his tits in my face! They're just all out there!"

Lemme tell you, when I fuckin' cackled until I was wheezing! I was just like "Yep! That's our slutty priest! There's a reason the fandom draws him with his tits out constantly!" They were laughing and so gobsmacked at the same time, it was great. XD

Sometimes you really do have to rewatch it with a newbie to the series to really remember just how memorable parts of the old shows really were.

[deityofhearts]

I think it’s better for these hypothetical kids if their hypothetical parents get hypothetically divorced that it would be if they stayed together (hypothetically)

[dandyshucks]

even online i cannot escape middle-aged adults trying to tell me their life story and hit on me,,,,,,,,, help,,,,,

[malinaa]

do any of y'all know what year house and wilson first met i need to know for Me purposes

[dylanisdazed]

I was talking to a friend and I said “I’ve got the kids this weekend” and I felt so divorced daddy

[speakercrab666]

just looked up a song on spotify to add it to my playlist and immediately after it in the search results was a playlist called ‘divorced aussie dad tunes’ and there was so much nickelback on it. no no no i am not becoming my father not today no sir.

[herawell]

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[its-me-vixen]

Now, I believe age gaps don’t fucking matter, once the younger one is like, at least 21 in my personal opinion. But anyone who’s a Full Adult, like 25+ that wants to date someone 18-19 is a total weirdo. Once you hit like 21 and have some life experience under your belt tbh there’s no such thing as an inappropriate age gap bc you’re and adult and are hopefully operating under full discussion and consent. But right out of high school? Those first couple years? It’s nit worth it. Don’t entertain some creep. And hey, if you make friends and after a few years still want to go for it, that’s cool too!! But seriously. Question why these men don’t have a partner closer to their age when you’re a young adult and they aren’t.

And as usual, TELL ON HIM

[running-in-the-dark]

okay. so. I spent 6 hours talking to my mother today. somehow I survived.

the cruelest thing was that around the fifth hour she started being really nice and almost like a person I would like to talk to even if I didn't have to. really seemed to get some of the things I had said earlier.

and then when I was leaving - as in, literally putting my shoes on - she got this look on her face and said '.. and next time I want to ask you why you don't like me' as if that's totally normal. no hint of that the entire time we were talking or anything. 🙃

[croc-odette]

I usually can’t even tell if tv is bad because I have no taste but season 7 of house… well it’s concerning isn’t it

[godza]

chilchucks a father??? of who??

[merevide]

i’m not live tweeting my dyke thoughts for the good of the dash but this is like. 💥💥💥. it’s like that