#don’t come at me with my picks i said what i said 😪

[y0urm4m]

My kind of man.

(Based of this song but instead of a Matt Pov it’s a reader pov but when writing I almost immediately thought of this song)

Warnings/description: mentions of sexual interactions, Angst to fluff 🤷‍♀️. (Sorry for the no smut this time 😪)

Writing comp: @bratzforchris @nicksbestie

Word count: 2,010

Story elements tried to use/used: angst,fluff, Friends with benefits,home.

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I sighed staring down at my phone, 3 notifications from Matt.

We had always been friends and nothing more but recently things had taken a turn. We had decided to be friends with benefits, ‘no strings attached’ were his exact words.

The first few months were fine, we’d meet up, either go out or stay at home and at the end of the day we’d find ourselves out of breath, tangled in one another’s bedsheets. I couldn’t help but admit I always had a thing for Matt, I just could never find the confidence to tell him. It was sad to admit but I was scared of how he’d react.

I decided to talk to Kiara for advice, she had been my friend since before I could walk, I just hoped she was able to help. Unfortunately, she sighed pulling me in for a hug. “I’m only trying to help but from what you’re saying, it seems to me that it’s not just ‘no strings attached’. I can tell by the way your face lights up at Matt’s messages or when he knocks to pick you up, that must mean you feel like there’s a genuine connection.” As the words left her mouth, a few tears fell. “I hate how emotions always get the better of me.” I sobbed into her shoulder. “I know you do, I hate seeing you upset. I just want to help.” Kiara sighed softly, hugging me tighter. The rest of the day I couldn’t even bear answering his messages without bawling my eyes out.

That was the day i stopped doubting my feelings for Matt but I couldn’t relate when thinking about how he felt.

My attention was brought back to my phone buzzing, of course it was Matt. I answered the phone. “Good morning Mathew.” I huffed. “Morning, what you doing today?” He asked. “Literally nothing, why?” I replied, looking at my self in my bathroom mirror. “You want me to come pick you up?” He said. “Sure, give me at least ten minutes to get dressed.” I sighed, brushing my hand through my hair. I looked like death. “Y’know you don’t have to worry about clothes with me, they’ll just end up creased on the floor.” He joked. “I’ll see you in 10 Matt.” I replied ending the phone, taking a deep breath.

— I finished brushing my hair when I heard my door open. “Hey do y- you’re going to Matt’s again?” She muttered, closing my door behind her. I nodded. “I’m sorry ki.” I said, turning to look at her. “No need to apologise but you really need to talk to him about how you’re feeling. You tell me your happy but I know you’re not.” She added, rubbing my shoulder. My face dropping at her words. She was right, she was always right. My bottled up thoughts and feelings were making me miserable and driving me crazy.

Just as if Matt had known we were talking about him, my phone started ringing. “Right I need to go, I promise I’ll text you when I’m there.” I said, hugging her before beginning to walk downstairs. “Hey y/n, please talk to him.” She whisper-spoke, giving me a small reassuring smile. I nodded, rushing out the door so I wasn’t leaving him waiting.

— The car ride was silent apart from a little small talk here and there and the dreaded feeling that was in my stomach. I felt Matt’s hand move from the gear stick, toward my upper thigh. “You okay?” He asked, looking at me slightly before looking back towards the road. I gulped, trying to stop the feeling of the lump forming in my throat and nodded looking down at my finger nails that I had bitten the night prior.

After what had felt like an eternity, we had made it to Matt’s. I slipped out of the car door, walking straight through the front door as Matt also entered the house. I felt his arms slither around my waist as he placed his head in the crook of my neck leaving small kisses on my neck. He mumbled something incoherent. “What did you say?” I asked, pulling away to slightly glancing at him. “Don’t worry about it.” He smiled pulling my face towards his, our lips inches away from each other. I could feel his hot breath on my upper lip as the gap between us closed. At first it was just a soft peck but eventually it became a rough and passionate kiss, one of his hands made there way back towards my waist the other finding comfort in resting on the top of my bum. He pulled away places soft kisses down my face and up my neck as he whispered. “Should we take this upstairs.” Before returning his lips to mine.

Kiara’s words from earlier began playing on replay in my head. ‘You really need to talk to him about how you’re feeling.’ I immediately pulled away, Matt’s face shone with concern. “Are you sure you are okay?” He asked, looking down at me. “Uh- yeah I think I just need some more sleep or something.” I replied, rubbing my hand over my face, trying to play of the fact I could’ve bursted into tears if he asked if I was okay one more time. “Oh do you want to take a nap?” He said, running his hand through the back of my hair. “No it’s fine, I’m just going to use the bathroom quickly.” I said, ushering myself over towards the bathroom.

I couldn’t even tell him I’ve been having a bad day let alone a bad month, all because I just can’t seem to talk to him as I never planned on ‘catching feelings’. I pulled out my phone, messaging Kiara. She told me to stop doubting myself and just tell him. I looked in the mirror, recollecting my thoughts before walking back out the bathroom to be greeted by a confused Matt.

“Matt can we have a sit down and talk, like a proper conversation?” I asked, sitting down at his kitchen counter. “What about?” He asked, following me to the kitchen like a lost sheep. “Just sit.” I sighed, rubbing my hand on my thighs to calm my nerves. Once he had finally sat down I began speaking, the only other thing that could be heard was the sound of the rain hitting the ground outside. “I know this is all of a sudden and I’m sorry but I just can’t live with the pressure of not saying anything and I know we said no strings attached but this past month has been killing me and I just really needed to speak to you.” I ranted on, watching his smile drop. “I- uh- I don’t get your point. I’m sorry” He sighed, brushing his hand through his own hair. “You don’t need to understand Matt but I need to get this off my chest.” I said, taking a deep breath to try and stop myself from crying. I looked up at Matt, his face stayed straight with no emotion which made me bite my lip doubtfully.

Maybe this was a bad idea, I should have just stayed home.

I stood up from my seat. “Y’know don’t worry about it Matt I’m just going to leave and I’ll make my own way home so don’t worry.” I sniffled, trying to fight back the tears forming in my water line. “Wait why are you going.” He shouted following me. “Doesn’t matter. Please just leave me alone.” I said softly and with that I walked straight out the door.

The current rain immediately got me soaked and cold. I’m so embarrassed, I wish my feelings just wouldn’t get the better of me. The tears I had tried so hard to keep in eventually fell as I sobbed, walking a few meters down the street before looking down at my phone.

My teeth chattered as I unlocked my phone calling Kiara. “Kiara.” I said, looking at my phone screen. “Y/n are you outside in the rain, what happened?” She asked, clearly confused and concerned. “I tried to talk to him but I couldn’t bear hearing his reply so I walked out.” I replied, as my breathing became shaky and the tears fell once again. “Y/n I’m coming to pick you up, I’ll stay on the phone but try to stay out the rain so you don’t get a cold.” She said, as the sound of her rushing around filled my ears. “Okay.” I said, sniffling. “Right I’m going to leave now, do you want me to stay on the phone?” She asked, as I heard the door slam behind her. “If you wa-.” I began speaking but someone shouting my name caught my attention.

“Wait up!” Matt shouted, running towards me himself also getting drenched. My body trembling even more from the feeling of my cold, wet t-shirt and my damp hair sticking to my skin. “What do you want Matt?” I choked out, ending the phone and telling kiara I’d talk to her later. He looked down at me, pulling off his jumper passing it to me. “I don’t want your jumper, you’ve made it pretty clear of your intentions so leave me alone.” I spat, shoving the jumper into his arms. “C’mon y/n don’t be like that.” Matt spoke softly. “Matt i really don’t want to talk right now, I’ve already said too much.” I sighed, closing my eyes for a second. “Please just put on the jumper and let me speak.” He pleaded, passing the jumper back to me. “I’ll take the jumper then but I’m not interested in what you have to say.” I huffed, pulling his jumper over my head and on.

“Y/n just listen, I never wanted it to be this way if you had told me how you felt months ago I would have asked you properly.” He sighed. “Get to the point Matt.” I rolled my eyes, shoving my phone in my pocket and crossing my arms. “Y/n I wished you’d realise how much you mean to me, I love you.” He said, as I took a sharp inhale as the last words left his mouth. “Wh-what.” I said, finally looking up at him for the first time since he’d ran after me. The whole world stopping as I took time to reassess the what he had just said.

“I- I love you.” He sighed, running his hand through my hair. “I uh-.” I began speaking but before I could finished my sentence, I felt his lips smash into mine. “I really do love you.” He whispered into the kiss. I immediately wrapped my arms around his neck, his finding their way around my waist. The smell of a mixture of his cologne and the rain filled my nose as my heart skipped a beat, we had kissed many times before but this time it felt different. It felt genuine. It was as if the world around us had disintegrated, leaving just me and Matt.

I pushed my hand through his now wet hair as he pulled back, the feeling of his lips on mine disappearing. “I want to start over, not just a silly situantionship. I want an actual relationship with you, we can learn from each other and our past mistakes but only if you’d like to.” He said, putting his hands in mine. “I’d love to.” I smiled, nodding my head. The dull, dreaded feeling I had felt the past month had washed away as the rain poured. “Let’s go inside, can’t have you getting a cold.” He said, giving my head a quick, light and cold kiss as we walked back towards his house hand in hand. “I love you Matt.” I said looking to the side, up at him. “I know you do.” He chuckled, looking down at me.

I had Matt and he had me. He was all I could have asked for. It was a genuine connection. It really was love.

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A/n: honestly don’t know how to feel about this one as it was super short but I hope you all liked it and enjoyed reading — hugs and kisses Gracie 💋

Tag list: @junnniiieee07 @patscorner @mattyb4dominicans @watercolorskyy @brooklynn0103 @imwetforyourmom

[wintergreenoreo]

Civil war breaks out in the paddock. Drivers have to pick whose side they’d wanna be on (Lewis or Fernando). Here’s who i think they’d pick:

Team Lewis

Charles

George

Valtteri

Pierre

Esteban

Alex

Logan

Kevin

Team Fernando

Max

Carlos

Lando

Oscar

Lance

Yuki

Zhou

Daniel

Checo

Nico

[toxicanonymity]

when will the next raider be out?? my desperation is almost concerning at this point😪😪

J. Miller

2k / DARK raider!Joel x f!reader / raider master

mood board by @serenaxpedro

Picks up from Raider: Failed Escape.

Credits/shoutouts: @chernayawidow & commenters, rope kink anon, anal anons, prob more. switchblade gif

WARNINGS: I8+ mdni. DEAD DOVE painful skin carving, manhandling, rope restraints, dubcon via captivity, unsafe P in V, overstimulation & noncon anal creampie, fingering, angst, crying, dacryphilia, pet names.

This one is skippable (as are most) if you're not into the warnings. Just go ahead to Raider: Home (fluffier).

Joel drags you to a back room in the stash house.  His cum is trickling down your thigh from the van ride as he pulls you by the elbow in your forlorn dress and the men look away obediently.  The room has two cots.  He throws you down on the one with the radiator behind it.  Then he gets on the mattress and puts his weight on the radiator, trying to move it, making sure it's solid, not too rusted.  When he's satisfied, he puts his hands on the filthy mattress, hovering over you.  Your eyes try to meet his, but it's like he's looking past you.  His brow furrows and he sighs regretfully.  

"Ya had to run,” he laments ominously. “Why'd ya do it, sweet pea?"

"It's not you.  The others, they scare me. They look at me when you turn around, and I heard-" you think better of telling him what you heard in the van, for now. 

His face hardens. "You heard what?"

"Nothing"

He firmly grabs your jaw.  "You better tell me right now."

"They said you couldn't watch me every second." 

He lets you go and his nostrils flare as he fumes. "WHO said it?"

"Jackson. I think." 

He nods, unsurprised, then takes a deep breath and cracks his neck without using his hands. "We'll deal with Jackson, I promise. Got somethin' else to take care of first." 

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He takes some rope out of the duffle bag.   "don't need this yet if you can be a good girl for me." 

He straddles you, sitting on your crotch but not with all his weight. "only take a minute." He backs down toward your feet and his warm package meets your thighs as he leans forward.  He squeezes your legs together with his. Then he pulls out his switchblade and pops it open. 

“What are you doing??”

“We’re gonna make sure everybody knows you're mine.”   He caresses your collar bone with a calloused thumb. "So they won't hurt you." He looks at you with soft eyes.  "Wanna pick a side?”

“No.” You’re too tired to think about it. 

“You sure?”

“I don’t care.”

“Then we'll do both."

You whimper. 

"C'mere, sweet pea.  Close your eyes," he says soothingly.  He bends down and holds your skin taut with his left hand while the tip of the blade begins to puncture it, sending a cold chill through you. He glances down to your nipples which have puckered to form little tents under the thin dress.  

The blade digs into the skin on your right collar bone, drags, then curves.  The cold heat of it burns and you squirm as he ends his first stroke.   "Owwwww," you whine. 

"Shhhhh. It's okay, baby. Sit still.”

He does the next stroke faster, carving one quick line to finish the J.  Then he carves a tiny “x.”  You manage to sit still even though it hurts worse than the first strokes: J.

"Doin' great, sweet pea. Be over in no time." 

He moves to your left collar bone and carves a few straight strokes, making the beginning of an  "M." 

When the point of the blade comes down in a place he already carved, pain shoots through your chest, making you flinch.  Joel's face goes dark then he firmly grabs you and gives you a frustrated shake against the bed. 

"Stop movin', damnit. It's for your own good."

He digs his elbow and forearm into your ribcage and pins you with his body weight. It hurts, but what’s worse is that he's mad.  You deserve it, though. You tried to run today and that might have hurt him.

He resumes carving.  You flinch again with the first "L" and his massive hand wraps around your throat. 

"What'd I just say?"

He loosens his grip enough to let you answer. 

"Stop moving. But I couldn't."

"You're makin' me do this, sweet pea. I don't wanna." He lets go of your throat and picks up the rope.  

He ties you down on the bed, tighter and more elaborate than necessary with the rope firmly digging into your breasts and arms.  He uses a separate rope for your ankles. Then he settles back in on top of you.  You admire his biceps and perfect facial hair. Such a handsome man.  Such a bad man.  But worse of all, so disappointed in you.  You start sniffling, then the tears start falling. 

"Shhhh. I know, baby. I know.  We're halfway done." 

He carves again and you feel a trickle of blood run toward your neck.  You sob. 

He pauses to look at your face and briefly tugs at the crotch of his tight jeans where a bulge is growing.  He adjusts his hips and moves upward so he has to curl his spine to reach where he's carving, but can rest his hardening cock against your cunt.  Arousal washes over you, numbing some of the pain. 

He carves the second "L" and your back arches with the pain.  

"Keep your chest still," he grumbles. "'less you wanna get real hurt."  

The "E" has so many lines, so many connecting points, you can't.  When  the middle line connects with the vertical line, the pressure of his arm and the rope keeps your chest down but your hips lift into his, making his hardness swell against you.  He pushes back with it and takes a loud breath in, then a vocal exhale. 

He doesn't take his eyes off your chest as he says, "Careful, sweet pea. You'll get what you ask for and a whole lot more."   He reaches back and unties the rope from your ankles.  Then he spreads your legs and lays his hard bulge between them, making your pussy purr.  You weren't trying to fuck him, consciously at least, but the insinuation makes you wet. 

He gently thrusts against you as he carves the “R" and you manage to stay still.  But then he goes back and improves some of his previous lines and the pain is unbearable.  You flinch and squirm. 

"God damnit, you were doin' so good,"  he mutters. He closes the switchblade, then pockets it.  Then he shoves his hand between your naked legs, engulfing your wet cunt. 

"Turn you on, bein' bad? When I'm tryin' to keep ya safe?" He plunges two thick fingers into you.  

"No," you shake your head. "It just hurt, that's all."  Your nose gets snotty with your tears. 

He pulls out his fingers and pulls them apart, a clear string hanging between them. 

"I wanna be good, I'll be good, I swear."

"You're goddamn right you will." He puts his slippery fingers in your mouth and you suck them clean. 

He strokes the skin next to the J on your chest and drags his finger a few inches.  “room for three more letters if ya need'em." 

He starts unbuttoning his tight, stretchy jeans and your breath hitches. 

"Ya know, there was a girl at that house today. Sucked some damn good cock."

It's not rational, but your heart aches thinking about him doing anything with or even to anyone else. 

"I can do it," you offer. "

"Coulda left ya with FEDRA, taken her home. Woulda been easier."

You whimper. "I’m really sorry." 

"There's somethin' about ya, sweet pea." He looks concerned by what he's saying.  "Not everyday I make someone mine." He sighs.  "But god damnit, you better behave."

You swallow and aren’t sure why you say, "Yes sir." 

He raises his eyebrows.  "Goddamn right.  Know why?"  

"You protect me"

"That's right. . . and I like takin' care of my good girl. But only my good girl, and if that ain't you, I got no use for ya." 

You can't make one wrong move at this point.  

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He takes his imposing erection in his hand and readies himself under your dress.  He wastes no time shoving it into you with such force that he bottoms out in one go. "There ya go, baby."  He plunges in hard and deep, nudging that special spot inside.  You moan, his eyes darken, and he repeats the motion nice and deep.   

With the rope holding you still, he rails you harder than ever.  His thrusts are rough, powerful bursts, not smooth or continuous. A drop of sweat falls into the carving on your chest.  It stings and you whine.  The rope rubs and burns your skin. But soon, he's fucking you so hard it drowns out every other feeling.  His power and pace are relentless.  It's the opposite of what you felt in the van. You remind yourself what he said - you come when he says. Your face contorts as you try to hold off. 

"It's okay baby, you can come." 

His thick cock now impales you continuously, and soon you're unraveling, clenching around his cock, the rope digging harder into your skin as your spine arches.  As soon as you contract around him, he slides his hands up your stomach to your tits, groping them roughly as he keeps pounding you and your climax continues.  

Then as you’re almost finished coming, he slows down and brings a hand to your clit.  He starts going to town with his fingers while his cock is still inside you, fucking you in small pulses. The overstimulation has you squirming. 

"Too much," you whine. Your eyes well up in tears. This is what he wants.  

He picks up the intensity of his fingers. It's killing you. Your poor clit is aching to rest. 

"You come when I say. And you're gonna come again." 

"I can't, it's too much, it hurts."

He keeps a thumb at your clit but intensifies the thrusts of his huge cock until he's full-on railing you again. He puts your ankles over his shoulders, pounding you even deeper, the head of his cock pushing your g-spot. 

You whimper, clawing at the mattress beneath you as you reach the edge of bliss again and implode with pleasure on his cock. Your body jerks and a tear rolls down your cheek. 

"Good girl."

“I’m gonna be sore,” you sniffle. His face hardens.  “But I wanna be good."

He pulls out and just as you're feeling some relief, you feel his wet tip at your asshole. 

“Wait-”  you’re not prepared for this.  Joel pauses, to your surprise. 

“I’ve never really done it,” you tell him, then quickly add, "but it's okay." Wouldn't matter to him if it wasn't okay, you just want points for behaving. 

“Aw, sweet pea. . . try to relax for me.” 

You take a deep breath and before you can exhale he slowly pushes his slippery cock into your ass. Your eyes go wide and sting.

It's hard to tell if it hurts so bad you're numb, or if it's just such a shock. He holds your legs up with his hands around the front of your thighs as he fills your body with his massive cock, claiming another hole for himself.  He's prodding something deep inside you, something you didn't know about. It's like when he fucks your cunt nice and deep, but you feel fuller. 

Somehow, another climax is building, and it overwhelms you.  It's almost like you like the pain. He pushes into your ass again and again until finally his chest is swelling more with each breath and his grunts become erratic.  

He slams into your ass once more, then pulses his warm load into your guts.  As he finishes emptying his balls, you start to come.  He pulls out and brings his mouth between your legs, making it far too much for you as you whimper, "Joel, please!" But the best he'll do is slow down. He won't stop until he's made you come one more time. Then, he finally puts his dick away. Your body is limp and spent. 

He sits on the bed with you and holds the FEDRA handcuffs in his lap, looking at the radiator contemplatively.  He whispers, "Jackson said that, huh?" The paradoxical softness of his voice makes you swoon.  You're silent with regret for bringing it up. 

He cuffs you to the radiator.  "For your own good. Back in a minute." Joel whistles to summon your designated guard and reminds the guard what'll happen to him if anything happens to you. 

It starts to sting while he's gone. Within a few minutes, Joel returns disappointed.  "I'm sure he’ll be back in a few days," he says as he unties you. He squeezes his hand into his tight pants pocket to retrieve the key to the cuffs. "C'mon. Let's get away from these animals."

He packs up, grabs the duffle bag, and takes you up the hill to his trailer. On the walk, he says, "you gotta talk to me, sweet pea. Someone botherin' ya, tell me. Runnin's not the way."  

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Next: Raider: Home

Thanks as always for your support and engagement. 

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[bvsatq]

braiding each others hair ༉‧₊˚.

pairing: neteyam sully x fem!na’vi! reader

genre: fluff  |  word count: 899 |  warning: nothing really

comments: for now ima stick w lil scenarios to write about because my imagination is like broken and can't think of any fun stories 😪 

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today was one of yours and neteyam’s day off. you guys decided to take it easy and just relax, bathing in each other's presence. you guys were laying on the forest floor, cuddling. he was running his hands through your braided hair when he noticed you hadn’t rebraided your hair in a little. 

“come on yawne. let's go back.” neteyam said slightly lifting you off of him. “why? it's so nice here!” you whined. “cmon so i can rebraid your hair and you can rebraid mine. we can add matching beads!” his eye lit up in excitement at his amazing idea. 

you let out a giggle and nodded, standing up with him and walking back to your guys’ hut. neteyam had always loved sharing matching jewelry with you so having matching beads in your hair was no surprise. 

once you guys arrived he started picking beads for the both of you putting them in a little bowl. “i wanna do your hair first teyam,” you said as he walked over to where you were sitting, placing the bowl down. “um no, i came up with the idea so i go first” he mumbled grabbing you by the waist and sitting you between his legs. “okay i choose the beads you choose the pattern.” he beamed at you. 

once you chose the pattern he started unbraiding your hair then braiding it again. his fingers felt cold against your scalp. it was a nice cold feeling since today was a hot day. “you know, this would be easier if you stopped moving so much“ he chuckled. “you're tickling me! plus, you are taking forever. i'd be done by now“ you joked, giggling. 

he took his time braiding the back of your hair making beautiful braids. “okay i'm done. now the front pieces“ he was excited for the front pieces. he got to put the beads in your hair. it completed the whole look. 

“come here“ he said, grabbing you by the waist and turning you around. this time making you face him. he quickly started again. you smiled at his concentrated face. he looked so pretty, his delicate finger combing through your hair. he was truly a sight to see. 

you closed your eyes, and sighed in content. “i'm so lucky ma neteyam“ you breathe out. “what do you mean, yawne?“ he questioned, eyes and fingers never leaving your hair. “i'm so lucky to have you. you are everything i've ever wanted and more. i love you nete“ you smiled up at him.

he stopped mid braid and looked down at you. he let the braid fall from his fingers, which he'd probably have to restart later, and held your face. he leaned in and kissed you, smiling against your lips. “i'm waaayy more lucky. i love you more“ he replied. 

you frowned, “um no, you don’t. i love you mo-“ he cut you off saying, “shh no you don't. now stay still i'm almost done“ you were about to argue with him but he just shut you up with a kiss and continued with your hair. 

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“okay, all done!“ he lightly pushed you off to admire his work. “it looks so good teyam! thank you!“ he smiled proudly at you. “your turn. come here“ you guys switched positions. he laid himself on your lap shifting every now and then trying to find a more comfortable position. he was bigger than you so he needed to slouch more which was a bit uncomfy at times but he could care less. 

once he was 100% comfortable he laid still the whole time. his big hands rested on your thighs. it was getting darker which made your bioluminescence freckles glow. he connected each little dot with his fingers as well as tracing lines and shapes on your thighs. 

neteyam was so relaxed. he felt like a little kid again having his mom play and re-braid his hair. his tail was lightly tapping the floor and his eyes were close basking in your presence. you had taken a little break given as it was now eclipse, lighting up come candles for light. your guys’ hut was dimly lit. it had such a nice feeling, pure love in the air.

it wasn’t rare for neteyam to purr, at least not around you. right now he was in such a calm state, being able to feel your love. you were almost done when you heard his purr. you smiled to yourself and pressed your lips to the crown of his head making him purr even more.

“okay all done my love,” you announced. he opened his droopy eyes, clearly so close to falling asleep, “thank you tiyawn, lets go to bed now.” you thought he’d stand up and head to what you guys called a bed but no, he slumped back on your lap, this time his chest on your stomach, and closed his eyes. 

“neteyammmm, lets go to bed over there. where normal na’vi sleep.” you sighed. “this is normal. now shh let's sleep” he pulled himself up and laid his head on your chest. he reached for yours and his braid and connected them together. it was an every night routine ever since you two mated. 

“thank you for doing my hair teyam, goodnight.” you said. “thank you for doing my hair tiyawn, goodnight.” he said, both of you falling into a deep slumber.

[dwntwn-strnlo]

Hi i can’t take any medication for migraines because they don’t do anything for me so would I be able to get an imagine about Matt comforting and caring for the reader and doing anything he can think of to help her pain? Much love

thank you sm for the request!!! love you ❤️

STAY GOLD, PONYBOY matt sturniolo

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎, dwntwn-strnlo.

↳ 𝐀/𝐍. im actually in love w this ALSO ive never had a migraine (sorry 😪🤑) but my mom gets them a lot so i just based this off what she does ig

↳ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. matthew sturniolo x reader

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↳ 𝐂𝐖! migraines,,, + spoilers?? from The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

,,, this takes a passage from The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton. i did not write or publish The Outsiders, and I'm not affiliated with at all.

the second you opened your eyes you felt sick. you roll over to find matt propped up against the headboard, lazy eyes as he watches his phone.

the curtains were shut, but you could still tell it was dark out.

your eyes wince shut at the brightness of matts phone in the unlit room.

"hey, its only like two am, i thought you were going to sleep?" matt queries, his attention drifting from his phone to you. you open your eyes and reach out for his phone, turning it off before you look at him.

your head was pounding hard enough you ought your brain was to jump out of your skull. the pain already threatened to form tears in your eyes.

"love?" matt furrowed his eyes at you.

it seemed as if the light blue of his eyes was bright enough to enhance your migraine, though they aren't.

you burry your head into the pillow next to matt. scared to speak out of fear of throwing up, but you push through it. "i have a migraine." your words are muffled against the pillow case, but he easily catches what you said.

"shit, sweetheart. im sorry." he sighs, bringing a hand over to gently rub your back. "ill be right back with some tea and medicine."

bringing your hands up to your temples, you lightly circle them with your fingers. trying to press the stupid pain away. you nod, and the bed evens out as matt gets up and walks to the door. "i love you, honey, ill be quick I swear."

you just groan into the pillow in response.

the light chuckle that matt let's out rings through your ears. unintentionally causing a little more pain.

but it's like suddenly you can hear everything.

like the faintest whispers that come from the kitchen as matt seemingly ran into one of his brothers.

the conversation is hushed, but it's still there.

after a few more minutes of rubbing the hell out of your temples, you turn your head to watch matt walk in with the red mug you got him for valentines day. presumably filled with the tea he said he was going to make you.

he sets it down on the nightstand by your head, leaning down to press a quick kiss on your cheek before walking into the bathroom. making sure to close the door before turning the light on.

you sit up, slightly wincing at the feeling that you pretend is your brain smacking repeatedly against your skull.

the painted ceramic is slightly hot when you pick it up, but you still put it up to your lips. basking in the taste of your favorite tea.

the bathroom light shuts off with a gentle click! before matt walks out holding various inflammation pill bottles and whatever he could scoop off the cabinet shelf.

he sets them down on the nightstand, before sitting on the bed next to you.

you smile as his eyes light up, an idea popping in his head. "do you want me to read to you?"

a small giggle escaped your lips. in the nicest way possible, matts dyslexia is almost as awful as his handwriting. but yet there's something so soothing about listening to him read or try to read what's sprawled out on the pages of a book you haven't picked up in a while. so you nod, smiling at the brunet.

he smiles back before sliding open the drawer beside you. pulling out the outsiders. you read the book for school when you were 13ish, and when you saw it at the neighborhood book box you just had to grab it. you made it about three quarters through before you forgot about it and let it collect dust in your boyfriends room.

you take your select pills before turning to matt. who flips through the book, waiting for you. from your knowledge, matt never read the outsiders so him jumping into the middle of the book should be a sight.

matt scooted up to prop himself up against the headboard, motioning for you to lay down.

you set your tea down, and lay down. wrapping yourself around matts torso and laying your head on his chest. trying your best to match his breathing.

"shit, your far along," he mumbles, mostly to himself. but you can't help but smile. he scans the page before going to where your sticky note lays against the thin paper.

he takes in a soft breath before starting to read aloud the words. ""we won, dally panted. we beat the so-"" he pauses, staring at the word. "socks? what the fuck."

you laughed, "socs. it's pronounced soshes."

"oh." he huffs, "'we stomped them-chased them outta our territory.' johnny didn't even try to grin at him. 'useless . . . fightings no good. . . ." he was awful white.' dally licked his lips nervously. 'they-theyre still writing editorials about you in the paper. for being a hero and all."" matt furrowed his eyebrows at the page. "what did johnny do?"

"he and ponyboy saved-"

"ponyboy?! for real?" he cuts you off. "ain't no way that's this kids name."

you laugh, burying your face in his neck. looking back up to matt, you find a look of pure confusion sitting against his blue eyes. "im serious. there's also a kid named sodapop and another named two-bit."

he gasped, "your lying."

you shake your head with a smile. "just keep reading, kid."

an exasperated sigh escapes his lungs, followed by an over dramatized eye roll. "he was talking too fast and too calmly. 'yeah, they're calling you a hero now and heroine- huh?"

lifting yourself up slightly, you find where he's confused and laugh to yourself. "heroizin' all the greasers."

"that's not a real word."

"well it was in the 60s, baby." you smile.

he searches your eyes in disbelief. "this is why I don't read." he groans, turning back to the book. "johnny's eyes glowed. dally was proud of him. that was all johnny had ever wanted. 'ponyb-'"

he cuts himself off when he reads the name. "jesus christ you were serious."

you laugh lightly. the pounding in your head still not calming down, but matts inability to focus is enough to distract you just a little.

"'i barely heard him. i came closer and leaned over to hear what he was going to say."

he stops reading when you unconsciously brace yourself, knowing what the next line is going to be.

"what? is something wrong?"

you sigh, "no, this part just makes me sad."

"oh," he frowns. now scared to keep reading himself. he takes in a deep breath, no idea what he should be preparing himself for. "'stay gold, ponyboy. stay gold . . .' the pillow seemed to sink a little, and johnny died."

you frown. this part made you cry when you read in class.

"shiiiiiiiiit." matt gasps. "bro really just died."

his reaction makes you laugh. you egg him on to continue reading, until you somehow ignore your migraine and fall asleep in matts arms. his softly uttered words of confusion and slight annoyance putting you right to sleep.

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“I don’t think this looks right, Yoongi.” You pouted, twisting your body every which way in the mirror. Your hands tugged at the top of the dress as if trying to magically make it fit the way you wanted it to in your head.

Yoongi, who was sitting outside typing some quick minute work emails, said, “I’m sure it looks fine, lovely. Come out and show me.”

Sighing, you turned around to open the dressing room door, stepping out to show your sugar daddy turned totally exclusive boyfriend one of the dresses you’ve chosen. It’s the 8th one you’ve tried on but you didn’t really like any of them. What you thought would just be a cute little date had transitioned into a full blown shopping spree. Yoongi pulled up to your apartment, your favorite Starbucks drink and snack already waiting, and whisked you away to the luxury district of Seoul. Hand in hand, he led you into stores, wanting you to pick something out in each one.

“You deserve it after being asked to take over the north branch of the company. I want you dressed like you own that place.”

So to Cartier, Gucci, and Zara you went to get you an entirely new wardrobe worthy of your position. To be honest, you stopped shopping for work a little while ago and now you were just choosing dresses for fun nights out.

For someone as accomplished as you, a sugar daddy probably seemed like overkill. You’ve managed to rise in the ranks at your dream job, getting a managerial title in less than 2 years. No doubt you had enough money to support the lifestyle Yoongi was giving you. Truthfully, this relationship didn’t start as a sugar daddy sugar baby thing. Your friends had taken it upon themselves to sign you up for a singles mixer—you know, one of those events where a bunch of single people went to try and find dates. You talked for about a minute before a bell rang and you moved on to a new stranger. Stuff like that really wasn’t your cup of tea.

What your friends had conveniently left out that it was a singles mixer exclusively for sugar daddies and sugar babies to find each other. Imagine your surprise when you and a couple of your friends rolled up to the bar, only to find a gaggle of late middle aged and older men sitting around the tables. You almost broke your ankle trying to run back out but your friends forced you to the bar for a drink.

Before you knew it, you were going through the rounds of meeting a lot of gentlemen that reminded you of your uncles. Gross.

So when you finally came across Yoongi during the last round, you thought maybe this thing wasn’t so bad.

One thing led to another and now you and Yoongi had been together for a little over 2 and a half years.

He had captured your heart with his clever remarks and charming personality. And he was very easy on the eyes. Not to mention, he was only a couple of years older than you with his very own successful law office.

And you had caught his interest with your timeless beauty and charisma. He doesn’t think he’s laughed as much in his life as he does when he’s with you. You were just so lovely and honest and sweet. It was hard not

to fall for you.

Now seeing you in that dress, Yoongi thinks he was falling even deeper.

His mouth dropped at the sight of you in the mid thigh navy blue dress—long sheer sleeves and square cut at your chest to show the gorgeous expanse of your chest.

“Do you like the sleeves? This dress definitely isn’t for the workplace but it’s very nice.”

He wasn’t even listening to what you were saying, eyes going down to your ass. The dress had a deeeepppp incline, the open back stopping just above the curve of your ass. Everytime you shifted from foot to foot, your ass jiggled a little and you both knew you were wearing the tiniest pair of panties.

Fuck.

“Yoongi?” You had asked him a question three times with no answer.

Turning around, you found him standing right behind you, flinching a little at his sudden closeness. “Y-yoongi?”

Suddenly, his lips were on yours, his body crowding all of your space. It took you a moment to respond but you did, kissing him back just as fervently and desperately.

You pulled back to whisper, “what’s gotten into you?”

His dark eyes sent shivers down your spine and right to your pussy which was already wet from him fingering you in the car on your way here.

“You.”

His rough hands pushed you back into the dressing room, barely managing to close the door behind him before he was back on you. Deft and experienced fingers ran up your bare back, goosebumps popping up in his wake, his lips trailing across your jaw and neck.

Your own hands went straight to the waistband of the loose pants he was wearing. He normally wore suits so seeing him casual was secretly a favorite look of his.

“You look divine in this dress. I’m buying you one in every color.”

You giggled at his words but you knew he was probably serious. He’s done the exact same thing with a lingerie set you surprised him in on his birthday. The way the white lace set made your dark skin look even more sinful and delectable than it already was should be considered a crime.

“I’ll wear whatever you want.” You leaned closer to be right next to his ear. “My body is yours, sir.”

His eyes rolled back, both at your tone and the name you called him. God, you were so sexy. And all his.

“Then get on your knees and suck my cock. Show sir that you’re grateful.”

Falling to your knees, you took the elastic off your wrist to tie up your knotless braids, happy you sprung for a style that could easily be put up when you wanted to pleasure your man.

Yoongi helped you get some of the stragglers in the back before holding your hair for leverage. You both knew where this was going.

Eyes locked on his, you pulled his pants and underwear down, his hard cock springing out from its confines. Your warm palm encased him, a sigh falling from his doll like lips.

Gathering spit in your mouth, you opened your lips to take him all the way in to the hilt.

Yoongi’s head dropped back as the heat of your mouth surrounded him. His hand gripped your ponytail tighter, keeping you down and letting your tongue work over him.

“Oh my god…..” he huffed out, pulling your head back so that only the tip was resting against your tongue.

Your nails scratched up his thighs. “Fuck my mouth, baby. Give it to me.”

That was his breaking point. Using both hands to hold either side of your head, he began thrusting his cock in and out of your mouth. You relaxed your throat, patting yourself on the back for training your gag reflex during quarantine. You know………..for when you could go back out and mingle….anyway.

Your eyes remained focused on Yoongi’s face, your pussy clenching at the sight of his tightly shut eyes and dropped mouth. His long hair had fallen out of his manbun, the strands sticking to the building sweat on his forehead. Your fingers itched to hold onto that bun and ride his face until his neck hurt. Maybe once you got home.

Yoongi forced you to take all of him in, holding you there for a few seconds before pulling back and doing the same thing. Eyes watering from the assault on your throat, you let Yoongi use your throat however he liked. You were his and vice versa.

“Fuck….” Yoongi yanked your head back off of him, his orgasm feeling too close already. “Stand up.” He shakily breathed out, holding out his hand to help you to your weak legs. He placed a quick kiss to your lips, wiping away the drool that had slipped past before turning you around and pushing you against the mirror. You took a moment to look at your disheveled appearance in the reflection—your edges had began to curl back up, your pupils dilated and slightly unfocused, and the dress had became slightly skewed from all of your heavy petting. You looked a mess.

Not time to think about that now though. It didn’t take long for Yoongi to have your dress pulled up and your panties around one of your ankles. He also pulled the front of your dress down to allow your breasts to spill out, your already soaked cunt was practically screaming for his cock.

The mirror was fogged up from your breath, the cool glass making your nipples harden. “Fuck me, baby.” A sharp slap came down on your ass, the fat jiggling under the force.

“Don’t rush me.” His gruff voice said. And you’d be lying if you said that little show of dominance didn’t get you wetter than that scene in Step Up.

After moving your hair over your shoulder, Yoongi’s hand grabbed your shoulder, the other holding his cock to line up with your awaiting hole. You spread your legs a little more, arching your back to give him more access.

He didn’t give you any warning before he was diving into your wet cunt. Your mouth dropped as his cock stretched your tight walls, the overwhelming girth knocking all of the air out of your lungs.

“Oooooo…..Yoongi…..fuck. That cock’s so fucking big.” You gritted out, resisting from punching the mirror.

Yoongi inhaled a deep breath, trying not to cum as your silky walls tried to milk him for everything he was worth. The effect you had on him was just too strong. Only you could push him to the brink that fast.

Once he had calmed himself, Yoongi started a pace that could only be described as animalistic. The absolute force of which he was pushing his hips against your ass was causing a clapping noise so loud that you thought there were people giving you two a standing ovation.

An almost shriek like moan flew from your lips but Yoongi slapped his hand over your mouth to muffle it, one of your hands going up to hold onto his and the other squeezing your breast.

“Quiet.” He spit. “You want everyone to know I’m in here fucking you like a slut? Huh? Is that what you want?” His hips never slowed down as he spoke, pushing deeper and deeper until it felt like he was in your guts.

Your eyes crossed as his cock bullied your sweet spot, orgasm building faster than ever. His degradation along with the fact that you two could be caught at any moment was enough to propel you right over the edge.

Your knees buckled, Yoongi’s arm going out to wrap around your waist to keep you up.

“Good girl. Look at yourself while you cum.”

Your bleary eyes, that you didn’t even realize you had closed, slowly opened to look at your reflection and the sight sent you straight there.

Yoongi was staring directly at you, those panther like eyes making you feel so open and vulnerable. Both of your hungry eyes begging. Out of all of your moments with Yoongi, times like this really reminded you of just how much he had broken down your walls. He brought out a sexually adventurous side of you that you didn’t even know you had and you were actually grateful for it.

Or maybe you were just dickmatized…..eh.

Your pulsing walls were squeezing Yoongi’s cock hard enough to almost break it off, his own orgasm feeling incredibly close.

“Get back down.” He pushed you back down to your knees, your body quickly turning despite your orgasm still making you feel weightless. He just commanded your body that way.

Like it was muscle memory, you opened your mouth and held out your tongue, your hand coming up to take hold of his shaft. You pumped his fast, making sure to squeeze him at the tip just how he likes.

Yoongi’s eyes clenched shut, his breath labored as his orgasm got closer and closer. He braced his hands against the mirror behind you, his knees ready to give out much like yours had.

You couldn’t help but focus on the sexiness of your man’s face. It honestly made you want another round but you had something else to focus on.

“Fuck…..fuck….I’m cumming, love. Oh shit.”

“I want it. Give it to me.” You sucked harshly at his tip, still pumping him quickly.

With a moan and a full body shudder, Yoongi’s cum hit your tongue, the saltiness familiar. You continued to suck until he was recoiling from sensitivity.

He reached a hand down to tap against your chin, your head tilting back and eyes staring directly into his.

“Show me.”

You opened your mouth to show his release on your tongue. His hand dipped your chin, thumb pulling at your juicy bottom lip—his own lip pulling between his teeth.

“Swallow.” And who were you to deny?

Swallowing his cum down and then opening your mouth to show him you obeyed, you got a hum of approval from him.

You both took a moment to regain your breaths. Yoongi held out his hand to help you stand, pulling you into a hug. You sighed as his warmth seeped into your skin.

“You okay?” He asked you after a brief moment of silence.

You hummed. “Perfect. I’d have to say, I’m shocked you’re into public displays. What happened to that whole ‘your moans are only for me’ thing?” You teased. You could imagine him rolling his eyes.

Before he could give you a smart mouthed retort, a knock on the door caused both of you to scramble. You practically pushed him away to adjust your dress as Yoongi yanked his pants back up and fixed his hair.

“Um, yes?” You tried to call out in a normal voice, tone a bit hoarse from the recent exercise.

“Is everything fitting well? Should I bring you another size?” The polite voice of the associate asked.

You made eye contact with Yoongi, a cheeky smile spreading across his face and making you laugh.

“Uh, could you actually get me this same dress in all of the available colors? I’ll be purchasing them.”

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Western summers ❧

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Very random edit, it has no plot whatsoever, just wanted to make something for bae!!

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[princessconsuela120]

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LOVE —✧

Series masterlist

Chapter art by @clownfacepancakes120

Chapter Warnings: cursing, mentions of vomiting, pregnancy

Author’s Note: guys it’s almost over😪 I don’t know what I’ll do when this is done. I’m so proud of how well this has done! Don’t forget to like comment and repost, and be sure to message me with any questions! Enjoy you guys!

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It was now the night of South Park high prom. I had agreed to go with Kyle, but that was before I knew the days and stress Bebe and Wendy would end up putting into me getting ready. Bebe had done my makeup, the girls had all collectively picked out a dress, and Heidi re-sewed it to fit around my bump. Now it had been a while since I felt pretty in something. I felt pretty. It seemed like a lot of bells and whistles, but I felt pretty. My hair was half up and half down, and the red dress I wore trailed down to my ankles. Yet when I looked in the mirror, I still feared for what the group of men would tease me for when I came out. This much joy made me nauseous.

“Alright, come on out princess!” Cartman yelled, all of the boys huddled together outside my door. I rolled my eyes with annoyance, still studying myself in the mirror.

“Shut up fatass! Stop rushing me!” I yelled back.

“Aye!”

“Do you need help in there, Juno?” Kyle called, making me take in a deep breath to calm the quick hormonal rage I felt from being rushed.

“No, just, just shut up and be patient!” I shouted back, making Kenny chuckle in the other side as I heard Kyle recoil from the door.

“Wendy, maybe you should go in there.” Stan suggested, causing Wendy to raise an eyebrow from her spot on the couch. Unlike the rest of the men, she understood what ‘shut up and be patient’ actually meant.

“She just said to give her a minute.” Wendy said, making Stan shrug.

“Yeah but I mean we have to go…”

“If you have such a problem with it, why don’t you go?” Wendy asked, causing Stan’s face to scrunch up with disgust.

“Ew! She could be naked in there!” He yelled, shaking his head with disgust as Wendy rolled her eyes.

“You’re such a child!” She shook her head, ignoring Stan’s screeching as she continued to scroll through her phone. A soft knock was heard from the door, alerting me that Kyle was now pressed against it.

“Hey, hey Jo you okay in there?” He asked softly, melting my heart into even more nerves that settled in my stomach.

Was I? Sure I felt beautiful for the first time in a while, but what if no one else thought that? I just saw the makeup and hair and figured it could cover up my stretch marks for the night. My cheeks looked more swollen than usual, and I could barely fit my feet into the flats that were too big for me a few months ago. Who was I kidding, I felt awful, I always did. I could fake myself out all I wanted, but I still couldn’t see past my toes.

“No.” I mumbled, almost coming out as a whisper, seeing as I didn’t even mean to mumble it to begin with.

“What’s wrong honey?” Kyle asked softly, sighing from the other end.

“I don’t wanna come out.” I mummbled again, shaking my head in the mirror as I pulled at the skin on my cheeks.

“I’m sure you look beautiful, love.” He reassured, which only made me sigh in response.

“Okay, fine. But you can’t laugh.”

“I would never.”

“Cartman can’t laugh either.”

“I promise you he won’t.” Kyle said, causing Cartman to yell angrily.

“Hey! You aren’t the boss of me jew..”

“Shut up fatass.” Kyle hissed. Stan grabbed Cartman from behind, holding a hand over his mouth as Eric struggled.

“I promise you Junebug, he won’t be saying anything.” Stan reassured me, making me sigh as I opened the door.

“Okay, fine.” I walked out, my arms folded over each other self-consciously as all the boys' faces lit up. Of anything, I knew these boys would always be in awe of me, and never failed to bring me joy.

“Woah.”

“Yeah, woah.”

“I know, I know, god this was a dumb color to choose. I told Bebe but she said it made my eyes pop..” I began to explain, making Kyle grabbed my cheeks, smiling at me.

“Juno, you look amazing.” He said, kissing my forehead. I sighed, shaking my head slightly.

“You don’t have to say that to make me feel better.”

“He’s not.” Cartman spoke up, giving me a soft smile. “You look beautiful.” He said, making me smile back at him with thanks.“Even I can’t argue that.”

I couldn’t help but let the tears fall down my cheeks that threatened to spill, trying desperately to contain them behind my makeup as Kyle pulled me into a hug.

“Great going fatass you made her cry!” Craig yelled, pushing Cartman as he looked back at Craig angrily, shoving him back.

“Aye! I didn’t say anything, maybe she looked at your crooked teeth Craig!” Cartman yelled back, and Kyle sighed, rubbing my back.

“Honey, why are you crying?”

“You’re just, you’re all so sweet. I’m so lucky.” I said, pulling away and pouting at everyone.

“So you’re crying?” Stan asked, giving me an odd look. I glared at him, throwing my shoe at him angrily.

“Shut up Stan! I can’t control my emotions.” I shouted, hiding my face into Kyle’s shirt. He chuckled, pulling away and holding out his arm.

“It’s okay love, let’s go to prom shall we?”

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“Dude shut up!” Kyle shouted, in attempt to keep me asleep in his lap. We were currently driving to Cartman’s cousin’s cabin, prom having been a success. We were staying the week, so we needed two cars to pack everyone into. We were driving with Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters. I was in the back with Kenny and Kyle, peacefully sleeping on Kyle’s lap after an exhausting prom.

“Oh piss off Kyle, we could be at war with Switzerland right now and Juno would manage to stay asleep.” Stan grumbled, having been the one driving and annoyed with Kyle and Cartman’s constant bickering over me.

“Well we aren’t at war, but you are talking exceptionally too loud for being just three feet away.” Kyle retorted, turning around to glare at Cartman. He stuck his tongue out at him childishly, before Stan scoffing caught Kyle’s attention.

“Dude you are so whipped.” Stan teased, making Kyle roll his eyes.

“What, dude no I’m not. Juno’s sleeping, trust me, you don’t want to see what she’s like when she’s woken up.” Kyle said, and Cartman scoffed from the back.

“Totally whipped.”

“Mm..” I mumbled, shifting in Kyle’s lap.

“Oh fuck.” Stan whispered.

“This is it, this is the end.” Kenny said, looking up at the ceiling with despair.

“Kyle?”

“Yes love, I’m here.” Kyle answered, running his fingers through my hair as I sat up.

“Kyle, I think I’m gonna be sick.” I mumbled, holding a hand on my chest nervously.

“What?”

“Oh god please not in my car again.” Stan whined, making me scoff.

“Pull over, pull over now!”

“We’re in the middle of nowhere..” I gagged, feeling myself grow even more nauseous.

“Stanley Randal Marsh pull over right fucking now!” I screamed. His tires screeched to a halt as he pulled over onto a patch of grass. I quickly ran out and found some bushes to vomit into. Everyone collectively turned away in disgust, Kyle sighing as he came behind me, patting my back gently.

“It’s okay Jo, let it out.” He mumbled soothingly.

“This is exactly why I wanted to go with Clyde, I’m sure he’s already there.” Cartman grumbled, rolling his eyes as Stan hit him behind the head.

“I’ve got you honey, you’re okay.”

“See this is what I mean, you’re whipped.” Stan teased, Kenny nodding with agreement.

“Yeah dude, you’ve gone soft.” Kenny teased too, making Kyle roll his eyes.

“The hell do you mean?” Kyle asked in response. Wendy rolled her eyes, stepping up from the crowd.

“I have hair ties on my wrist Kyle, you don’t have to hold her hair back.” She said kindly, pulling back my hair as she turned to Stan with a glare. “Shut up Stan, it’s sweet.”

“Yeah, so sweet that Juno’s made you gay Kyle.” Cartman said, laughing loudly when he did, earning a punch in the side from Kyle.

“Shut up fatass!”

“Aye!”

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We had all been sitting together in the main room of the cabin, sitting together on the couches, all bunched together. My legs sprawled across Stan’s lap as I leaned my head against Kyle. My arms were crossed with annoyance, a blanket covering my head making me grumbled in annoyance. I could hear the cue that the Mario Kart Race was about to begin. According to Cartman I was winning too much, so he took precautions.

“I just don’t understand why we’re taking this extreme precautions.” I whined, lifting the blanket up slightly to get some fresh air.

“Because, you’re a big fat cheater, and I’m sick of it.” Cartman grumbled, rolling my eyes.

“But is the blanket really necessary? I feel like I’m sweating my boobs off under here.” I said, shaking the blanket as a few of the boys made grossed out noises, the girls giggling as they did.

“It’s extremely necessary.”

“But I’m not even playing.” I groaned, but Cartman yelled in response.

“Come on!” He shouted, throwing his controller on the ground.

“You lost huh?” I teased, making him spit back at me.

“No..”

“Yeah you did.” Clyde teased, making Cartman begin the yell.

“Shut up Clyde! I only lost cause Juno wouldn’t stop pestering me about her damn blanket.” He shouted. I shook my head, taking the blanket off enough to see.

“I guess your cheat proof plan isn’t working huh?” I said, raising an eyebrow at Cartman as he pointed at me angrily.

“Screw you Juno! Suck my balls bitch!” He yelled, making me giggle as Kyle pulled off the rest of the blanket.

“There’s my pretty girl.” He said happily, a cheeky smile on his face as I smiled back at him.

“Disgusting.” Stan gagged, shaking his head as I turned to glare at him.

“I missed this face.” I said back to Kyle, holding his chin and swaying his head lovingly. He smiled back.

“Well I missed this face too.” He replied, pulling me into a kiss as the rest of the group ewwwed in disgust. I scoffed, turning to look at the tv.

“You’re gonna fall off the edge..” I said, pointing to Eric’s character on the tv, making him stomp his foot angrily.

“Shut up Bitch!” He yelled back at me, making me chuckle. I took a deep breath, snuggling happily into Kyle’s arm as he rested his head against mine, the two of us watching as Cartman lost 12 games of Mario kart in a row until he finally gave up to watch a movie.

“Ah!” Tweek shouted, causing everyone to flinch at the sound besides Craig, who simply stayed with his arm around Tweek’s shoulder.

“Tweek, honey, calm down. It’s not even at the scary part yet.” Craig reassured, earning a confused look from Stan.

“Scary part? We’re watching Happy Gilmore!” He yelled, his arm around Wendy’s waist as she snuggled into him.

“Hey! Don’t make his anxiety invalid!” Craig yelled, making Stan roll his eyes. “This part is scary for a comedy movie.”

“It’s the credits!!” Stan yelled back, making Craig scoff as he rubbed Tweeks back soothingly.

“Hey guys, look.” Kenny said, gesturing beside him to Juno and Kyle fast asleep, tangled into each other.

“Oh my god.”

“How stinkin adorable.” Wendy said, pouting at the precious moment.

“Aww.”

“They’re so precious.” Heidi cooed, snuggled into red’s embrace as they all looked over at the two sleeping.

“Let’s draw penises on their faces.” Cartman teased, laughing to himself before Stan shoved him.

“Shut up fatass.” Stan hissed, causing Eric to look back at him angrily.

“Aye!”

“Should we wake them?” Butters asked, making Stan shake his head. It was past due time for everyone to be asleep, so they all decided to head to their respective rooms.

“Nah, let’s just leave them. They seem comfy enough.” Stan said, smiling at his sisters comfortable joy, cuddled tightly into Kyle. Stan of all people knew how hard a good nights sleep had been for me lately.

“Goodnight sleepyheads.” He whispered, dropping a blanket over the two and leaving the lights out for th before heading upstairs.

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“Huh?” Kyle mummbled, sitting up slightly in his spot before noticing me sleeping peacefully at his chest. “Juno? Hey sleeping beauty.” He whispered, chuckling when he saw the look I had on my face. My mouth was slightly open, and I had never looked more peaceful. “Come on love, this can’t be comfy for your back.” He began to pick me up. Which prompted me awake as I rubbed my eyes.

“Kyle?” I mummbled, once we had finally made it to bed. Kyle helped dress me into pajamas and tucked us into bed.

“Shh, it’s okay love I got you. You can rest.” He reassured, running his fingers through my hair as I snuggled into his chest.

“Mm, Goodnight.” I mumbled into his chest, feeling him kiss the top of my head.

“Goodnight my love.” He mumbled, before shifting his position. “Hey kiddo, you gotta calm down in there you’re gonna wake up your mom.” He whispered to my stomach, chuckling at the busy kicking going on.

“I know it’s hard, I’m excited to meet you too. So is everyone else. Your gonna be so loved little one. Your mama thinks your a boy, and I think your mom’s always right. But just between you and me, I think you might be a baby girl.” He leant down slightly to kiss my bump. “Haim Sheli (my life).” He whispered, placing one last kiss before letting his hand rest on my stomach. “I can’t wait to meet you little one. I love you.”

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. Sapphic Senate, Scoops Troops and a Surprise)

Pt 16

Sapphic Senate

Vickie: Where is Robin?

Nancy: I'll do you one better, who is Robin??

Chrissy: Here's a better question, why is Robin?

(I mean that's like S3 if Vickie already exited there and they (Vickie and Robin) knew each other)

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Chrissy: Hey Nancy, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Nancy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Chrissy: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Nancy!

Bonus:

(Form the generator) *minutes later*

Chrissy: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

(Chrissy is like. No guns, but yes to hitting people with the car 💪)

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Robin: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Robin: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Bonus:

Nancy: ...

Nancy: I want that one

(Same 😪)

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Robin: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

(We've found the most canon version of this 💪 I love her so much)

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Chrissy: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Robin. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Robin!

Nancy: Nope.

Chrissy: In that case, as the archbishop of Nancy's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Robin right on the lips!!!

(I feel like Chrissy was Robin's first girlfriend and that's why Nancy asked her)

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Robin: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Nancy: Yes?

Robin: We’re in too deep.

(They met some people in a gay bar and Robin said that she's like an expert at this, and know they somehow ended up here.. Idk)

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Nancy: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

(She absolutely would, have you seen her with Max's dog 🥺 also are they okay? The dog? Are they alive and safe? 😟😔)

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Nancy: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Robin, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Chrissy: Wow, Nancy was late too! What a coincidence!

(The radio was on and George Michael gave them a short visit)

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Chrissy: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

(She (well all of them) steals Robin's hoodies and then slaps her with them, until Buff Robin picks her up and throws her over the shoulder and she just keeps slapping her back telling Robin to out her down while giggling. Nancy was totally not jealous [probably was before Ronance started dating])

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Vickie: Robin! What did I tell you about lying?

Robin, looking down: ...That it only works on Chrissy.

(Either Chrissy can smell a lie miles away or she doesn't suspect a thing)

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Vickie: Robin, no.

Robin: Robin, yes.

Bonus:

--

Nancy: Robin, no.

Robin: Robin, no.

--

Chrissy: Robin, yes. >:3

Robin: Robin, yes. >:3

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Robin: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Chrissy: I was in the will?

(you'd probably get some of her clothes)

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Chrissy: Don’t preach to me about romance, Vickie. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

(I was so shocketh when that showed up, like damn....do I wanna know with who?)

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Vickie: Didn't you die?!

Chrissy: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

(Vickie saw that news that Chrissy died (Vecna'd) but then Chrissy shows up when Vickie wants to get a roommate and boom)

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Chrissy: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Nancy: What the fuck?

Vickie: They’re having an idea.

(Is is really a good idea for her to have an idea?)

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Chrissy: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

(Robin was so heartbroken that she didn't come up with that joke, but she still high fived Chrissy)

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Robin: Don't go to the kitchen.

Chrissy: Why?

Robin: I saw a spider.

Chrissy: Well, did you kill it?

Robin: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

(I completely agree with you Robin 😖)

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Robin: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

(I want brownies 😪)

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Robin: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Nancy: Are you calling me short?

Robin: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

(I love her heights)

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Robin, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Vickie, standing in front of Robin: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Robin, crying: Please...stop...

(I don't know what you did Robin, but Vickie is trying to make you regret it)

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Robin: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

(Nancy: Yes)

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[Scoops Troops]

Erica: God, I love Robin.

Dustin: Yeah, you fucking better.

(Everyone should love Robin)

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Erica: You’re mean!

Steve: You’re meaner!

Erica: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!

Steve: You’re uglier!

Erica: You’re a dumbass!

Steve: You’re a dumberass!

Erica: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

(Ah yes, a normal day with Erica and Steve)

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Dustin: You're pathetic!

Steve: You're pathetic-er!

Erica: You're both losers.

(Well Erica would say that but it's not true, Dustin is no loser)

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Robin: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Dustin: How so?

Robin: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

(*nods head in agreement*)

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Robin: My father's name was just mine as well, so I'm technically Robin Jr.

Steve: But who comes up when you look up Robin on Google?

Dustin: That's what I thought!

Steve: One Robin to rule them all!

(Robin was named after her father in my AU now, so her father's name is Robin)

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Steve: We should normalize not loving family members.

Robin: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck mother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

(We hate Robin's mother (from my AU) in this house)

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Steve: *Locks Robin in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Robin: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

(Steve would do that and Robin would say that)

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Robin: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Erica: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Robin.

Robin:

Erica: ...The nightmares.

Robin: *wrapping their arms around Erica* Awwww, sweetie-

(🥺 that's exactly what happened in my AU)

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Dustin: You're smiling. What happened?

Erica: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Robin: Steve tripped and fell down the stairs today.

(Robin is trying to not laugh tho)

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Dustin: Erica...

Erica: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

(She probably was mean to Steve. Understandable tho)

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Dustin: Life is like Erica. It's short.

Bonus: (from the generator)

Erica: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(How dare you, Dustin 😑, also I'm like one inch shorter then her 😪😂)

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Steve: The Ocean is a soup.

Dustin:

Dustin: Do elaborate.

Steve: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Dustin: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Steve: *Tilts head*

Dustin: The Ocean is a Soup.

Steve: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Just do a smartass and a dumbass having a conversation)

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Steve: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Robin: You looked in a mirror?

Steve: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

(She shall never, she is blessed and God loves her, as does Satan, she's loved by everyone... Besides her own mother...and stupid asshole like Jason, but they are not important)

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Steve: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Robin: Making four accounts.

Steve, tearing up: Really...?

(Platonic with a capital P Soulmates 😭❤️✨ God i love that quote)

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Robin: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

(Santana, my love (well it was bitch and not badass, but still) 😔❤️ I would love for her and Robin to meet)

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Steve: I give up. I am so tired.

Robin: Get the emergency supply!

Erica: *carries Dustin and places them in front of Steve*

Dustin: *smiles*

Steve: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

(I love Dustin's smile 😭🥺 He's so adorable ❤️✨ it could safe me too 😪)

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Robin: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Erica: What changed your mind?

Robin: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

(just bitches hanging out 💪)

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Erica: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Robin: Thank you for your sacrifice, Steve.

(Yes, thank you 💪😔)

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Erica: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Robin: Well then whose is it?

Erica, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

(One of Ronance's children didn't clean up after themselves. Smh 😪)

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Erica, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Steve, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

(She's been hanging out with Max too much)

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Steve: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Robin: You left me, Erica, and Dustin in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Steve: I did that on purpose, try again.

(Why were you there at 2 am tho? Is Walmart open at 2 am? I'm not American so idk)

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Erica: Steve won’t wake up, what do I do?

Robin: Did you try kicking them?

Erica: Yes.

Robin: I’m out of ideas.

(Cold water ✨)

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Steve: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Dustin!

Robin: So Dustin knows about this?

Steve, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

(He's moping about Dustin hanging out with Eddie but he doesn't want to talk to Robin about it)

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Steve: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Robin: You could lose a few.

Dustin: You could be less lazy.

Erica: Don’t be such a bitch.

Steve: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

(oop)

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Robin: Erica and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Erica: We what?

(Robin, no.)

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Steve: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Erica: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

(Robin tells her to stop being mean to Steve, but high fives her in secret lol)

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Dustin: *sighs* I have no friends...

Steve:

Steve: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

(S3... But well Dustin actually knew he had a friend because he went to Steve himself.. But still lol)

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[Surprise]

Eleanor: What? I'm not aggressive!

Robin: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Eleanor: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

(I love do revenge so much 😭✨)

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Eleanor: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

(literally canon)

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Eleanor: Nancy, gather the others. We need to have another Robin-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

(I need a fanfiction where they are twins 😳😭)

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Eleanor: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Nancy: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

(Nancy would for some reason dislike Eleanor at first..idk why.. Or maybe she doesn't.. Idk tho, just had a feeling)

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[The Maya-verse]

Robin: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Maya: Yeah-

Eleanor: *kicks in the door*

(I knows she's in more stuff but I've only seen two things from where she's in)

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MEleanor: Robin, what do you have?

Robin: A KNIFE!

Eleanor: Okay, have fu-

Maya: NO!

(Love that "Okay, have fun")

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Eleanor: How would you like your coffee?

Robin: As dark as my soul.

Eleanor: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

(Just milk lol. It's true tho.)

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Eleanor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

(please do 🙏)

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Maya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Eleanor: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Maya:

Eleanor: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

(Hcjsgelfnsnd Aah, I just had to keysmash 😪 this is so true)

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Eleanor: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

(AAAAH 😭 I LOVE HER 😭😭😭 THIS IS SO CANON 😭😭😭)

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Eleanor: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Eleanor: I will not yield.

(❤️)

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Maya, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Eleanor: Maya, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Robin, would you get Maya some water?

Robin: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

(who made Maya upset 😑 also, Robin rambling ✨)

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Maya: *looks at Robin*

Maya: Baby boy. Baby.

Maya: *looks at Eleanor*

Maya: Evil (affectionate).

(Yes)

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Robin: Oooh, a train!

Eleanor: We’re in a train station, Robin.

(I love them so much)

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Eleanor: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

("it was just a love tap" 🙏❤️)

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Maya: I have a bad feeling about this...

Eleanor: What do you mean?

Maya: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Eleanor: No?

Robin: That actually explains so much.

(I overthink a lot, so I definitely have that voice)

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[Actors]

Natalia and Talia : *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*

Camila:

Maya, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

(I am loving the Natalia VS Talia memes ❤️😭)

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Maya: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Camila: Uh, Talia and Natalia are not getting along.

Maya: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Camila: You may have a point.

(I need a Ronance kiss 😪 it can be like in a dream someone has, so the actors actually kiss but it's not really canon in the show)

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Camila drunkenly wanders around the house and Natalia is drunkenly giggling*

Maya, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Talia .

Talia , going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

(They drank because they didn't get to kiss Maya 😪 I feel them)

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Camila, teaching Natalia to drive: Okay, you're driving and Maya and Talia walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Natalia: Oh, definitely Talia . I could never hurt Maya.

Camila, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

(Do revenge 2: Natalia Dyer's character gives Talia Ryder's characters a little love tap with her car)

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Natalia: I'm bored.

Camila: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Natalia: Sure!

Maya, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Talia down!!

(They are really jealous of Talia....understandable 😪)

Maya: Weight loss? Drink water.

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Camila: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Talia : Clear skin? Drink water.

Natalia: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

(Natalia, no. Don't do it.)

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Camila: You're smiling. What happened?

Natalia: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Maya: Talia tripped and fell down the stairs today.

(Natalia at the set of Do revenge lol)

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Camila : What’s up with Natalia? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Talia: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Camila : Why?

Talia: Maya smiled at them.

Camila:

Camila: Totally understandable

Talia: Absolutely

(I'd just pass away)

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Talia : What’s it like being tall?

Natalia: Is it nice?

Camila: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Maya: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

(Tall women >> men)

(Short women >> men )

(Any height women >> men)

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Do Revenge was so amazing. All I'm gonna say to that because I'm exhausted and don't want to write anything anymore rn 😪

Hope you liked it.

Lots of Love ✨🤲🥺✨

[frog80085]

🖕🏾🫶🏾Bittersweet✨👑🖕🏾

will x y/n (female) black Y/n Afro Friends wit everyone El and max’s ride or die you will beat anyones ass if they hurt them Mike You two love to bully each other but when push comes to shove y’all r serious Friends wit everyone El (Jane). your like a sister to her You both have powers You both hate papa She is your ride or die she will beat anyones ass if they hurt you Max She is your ride or die I tell you She will beat anyones ass if they hurt you Lucas You two literally rough house each other when you get in a fight And you always win You two are like evil twins 👯‍♀️ And the whole squad thinks you two are siblings Dustin When you two are wit each other y’all are like so goofy Something y’all argue but y’all end it wit a laugh Will He is in love wit you like head over heels You two are best friends and you never get into fights unless your playfully hitting each other And when he’s needy he lays his he on your lay Cuz that’s how goofy y’all is And I’m using emoji’s because I’m lazy Sex, hickeys,sexual tension, blood,kill,monsters,crazy people,bad bitches,and lewd sentences. I did add songs you can listen to if you wanna feel in the ✨vibes✨ Or in a 🧡💅🏾✨bad bitch✨💅🏾🧡mood Let’s get started ✨ It all started when you,el,and max were in the store Max:so who do u like cents I told u my crush Y/n: maybe will 🤫 Max: ohr my gooshh seriously 😳 Y/n: yea 😗 El:omg i ship it 😁 Y/n: omg y’all wanna spy on them El Over here shaking her head cuz she know she gon fine something juicy. So time skip cuz I’m lazy af you and el get in the void btw you guys are in el’s room (Btw el and max dump Lucas and mike so we’re picking up from that scene) Mike: idc what i did 😤 You and el: 🥲🤣

Lucas:IDKK STOP ASKING you know what I think you just need to shut THE F- will: can y’all shut the actual fuck up They broke up wit you Mike: your just mad cuz y/n hasn’t confessed to you Will: wth me and y/n are just friends Lucas: wait till you guys start making out and fucking each other Y/n:omg El right now 😏😉 Y/n: omg stop! Will: OH SHUT UP! listen i like her wait no I love her but not as a friend Mike: I just knew come on get up. Will:what the- Mike: listen im gonna call y/n and you YOU are going to have a full conversation wit her do hear me? Will: I guess. El: oh shit we needs to go Max: what happened 😗 After tell max everything Max after hearing that juicy tea be like 😳😏😗 max: oh shit he’s gonna call you. Y/n:in the morning Meanwhile el be like 😴😪 You and max notice that she has feel dead asleep Y/n: well damn- Max: double homicide You and max: 😂 Y/n: good night Max:good night In the morning Max: y/n wake the fuck up El shakes you really hard a then you wake up Y/n: I’m up! I’m up! Max: GET THE HELL OUT THE BED YOU NEED TO GET UP TODAY IS THE THAT YOU AN YO BOO THING NEEDY TO👌🏾👈🏾 Y/n: hold on wait a damn minute who said we were fucking each other Max: mE Y/n: no just going over to his house nothing special and besides idek if he likes me back El: trust me he does You put on a cute outfit and you skate board to wills house This is your outfit

you finally arrive at wills house and you ring the door bell His brother opened the door Jonathan: hello y/n love the outfit you hear to see will Y/n: hello Jonathan and thank you and yes Jonathan: he’s in is room Y/n: oh thank you You knock on wills bedroom door and he immediately opens the door Will:hi y/n Y/n: hi Awkward silence Will: come in After you went you guys talked and joked for hours until it became dark Y/n: what time is it? Will: oop it’s 1:00 clock Y/n: you don’t mind if I stay the night do you? Will: no not at all The sexual tension starts to build up between you two Btw you two are sharing a bed cuz why not 😏 Then will turns to you and he kissed you Y/n right now be like 😳 You kiss him back but this time it was VERY PASSIONATE then you two start making out VERY PASSIONATE then will starts traveling his kisses Down to your neck You let out a light moan Will: you wanna keep going? Y/n:yes He goes back to your mouth and he slides his tongue in He slows down as you two part your lips from each other Btw you guys are in s3 (season 3) Then you two start cuddling and you fall fast asleep 😎iN tHe fUcKinG sUnNy moRnInG😎 TBC

[cyberthot666]

I had… the weirdest fucking dreams?? the first one felt more symbolic it didn’t really make since. I was in an old empty house with white walls & wooden floorboards. and a big mastiff dog was chasing me so I trapped it in a room and then these 2 little girls, they were blonde with their hair pulled back in big white bows & white fluffy dresses on, they were chasing me with a BREAD KNIFE??? lmfao. I could sense that one was actually more evil & the other was just going along but didn’t know why. I didn’t want to but I had to stab them 😪 it was like the only way to get out. then I hopped to the next dream and it was like my parents forced me to go to church by dropping me off at my old youth group? and I was like wtf remember to come back & pick me up bc I have to go to work. and they just left me so I went inside. and it was like this big building in the middle of a big, dark, empty parking lot. and it was full of adults & kids but I kept avoiding everyone to explore the empty halls and I was recording it on my phone and I came around the corner and there was like this conveyor belt that lead you around and it was like if someone installed a fun house in an old abandoned warehouse it was so eerie and I was curious so I got on but it was so fast it knocked me down on my ass so I was just trying to hang on as it rode me around and then it stopped right before I went over a ledge into nothingness?? so I stopped & got off and went to the main lobby where everyone still was hanging out like no one noticed and I was like, you know what, I’m gonna get out of here. so I gathered all my stuff in this tote bag I was carrying and ran out to the parking lot that was fenced in and this older blonde woman chased me & was like no you can’t leave and I was like yes tf I can!! byeeeee marjorie green taylor (lmfao) and then when I exited the gate it was like I was in a whole new city I didn’t recognize and to my right was a long dark street and a woman was walking by & I was like, “hey are you taking the bus?” but she didn’t respond so I turned to the left and it was a bustling city night life & I remember there being a buccee’s??? which we don’t even have one in my state I think so idk where that came from and I popped under the roof of this little outdoor pizza joint & asked these 2 guys if they minded if I sat there but they had foreign accents so they could barely understand me & didn’t care to. and all around me it was like the local fair (it’s fair season irl & my friends have been posting about it so I guess that’s where that came from) and then I found a nice family & asked for directions & said I was considering taking the bus & they were like yeah just be careful & then that’s pretty much all I remember before I woke up but it was so vivid

[sanguinesinners]

We had some good threads going but then you kinda disappeared and it feels like you completely forgot about them. There’s no hate here. I’m just a little bummed.

I’m bummed cause I don’t know who this is. I apologise you feel this way Anon, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say again - I can’t help you if you come to me anonymously 😪 So I won’t know what threads your speaking of. Plus, I’ve also notified my mutuals in my posts that I’m very busy with work recently, and I’m picking up more hours for money so therefore my activity here is sporadic and selective. Sorry you feel this way but my DM’s are always open if you wanna discuss new or old things together 🖤

[strwbrrysteam]

June 12, 2022

BITCH. I’m back new year. New me. New life 😎. I’m 18 😮‍💨 I’m just gonna give general life updates cause 😭😭😭 MOST IMPORTANT I still have the cat! I know I said me and Rachel weren’t talking ever again but like we did start talking again because Hannah sent a tiktok to our gc and we just started talking again y’know 😪 BUT. About, I wanna say 3 months later we stopped talking again. FOR GOOD THIS TIME!! I mean it 🙄 before when I said it I would get emotional thinking about a future without her, stalk her socials DAILY, have full blown mental breakdowns about it but this time im ZUNE ✋🏾!! She’s a fucking bitch and I can finally see that thank GOD sheesh it took me long enough 😒 SPEAKING OF BITCHES THO 🙄 I’m never talking to Hannah again either ik you’re like “you’re sister 🤨🤨 ??” YES 🙄 do you know what this bitch did 🙄 so basically she had a lil bf whatever she wanna calm that bum. She was 19 he was like 24/25 WITH F-F-FOUR… CHILDREN 😫 then one day me and Rachel were like 🤨🤨 have you ever looked him up ?? And she was like no. So we do a lil yk 🕵🏾‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️ detective work 🙄 boom turns out this nigga got a second degree domestic assault charge which if you don’t feel like looking that shit up it’s basically choking somebody out or threatening them with a deadly weapon 👀 we do a lil more digging 🤨 one of bms had a restraining order filed on him the day after he got his domestic abuse charges now I’m no rocket scientist but 🤔🤔🤔 AND THATS the bm Hannah said that HE said he didn’t like 🤨🤨 like 😭 so upon finding that information in the span of like 30 minutes she was like wait he’s at my apt. (Oh yeah Hannah moved out) waiting for me to let him in so we can hang out 😭😭 me being the quick thinker I am 😏 I was like just say I’m sick and you need to take me to the dr 💡 and we all like bet then we can figure this out 😭 the his ass 🙄 he was being mad extra was all like “we don’t even gotta do this no more I don’t gotta come over here no more blah blah blahhhh whoopty woo” basically doing the most acting like she broke up w him 😭 so we like okay bye tf 🤷🏾‍♀️😭 and we in Walmart gonna get snacks cause we was gonna go to Hannah’s apt. to chill for a bit then he start getting buck asf 😭 talkin bout he gonna kick her door in if she don’t literally teleport there to unlock the door so he can get his shit so we like 👀👀👀 PAUSE MR! Def skipped some steps it was so outta the blue everything he was doing was 😭😭😭 so then we like you’re not getting in anywhere w that attitude 🤨 but we was fr scared 😭 we started buying sleeping bags so me and Rachel could sleep over so idk if he broke in it was 3 against 1 ?? 😭 but Hannah tells him she’ll pick up his shit and go to a parking lot and I’m like “let’s get a keep the peace order lolz 😝” and both of them basically cuss me out 😭😭😭 i fr almost cried 🫠🫠🫠 like girl if he at the apt waiting for our asses then what?? 😭 but we go in literally only stuff he had was slides watered down Irish Spring body wash and like half a drop of Old Spice or Ace which ever is in the red bottle body wash. He swore up and down his work shirt was there and she was “Playing with his money”… -works at Taco Bell.. 😭 I’m being so fucking real too 😭 so we get his shit minus the shirt cause it’s literally NOT there 😭 and we leave right boom. So again I’m like “keep the peace order ?? 😝🤷🏾‍♀️” cussed out again so I’m like okay lemme just stfu even tho he blowing up Hannah’s phone and steady threatening her but I’m like that’s yo ass whoopin champ who am I to get in the way of it 👋🏾👋🏾😭. So boom we on the interstate he blowing her phone up still she’s not answering and everything is chill. No. It was not. 😭 This bitch start sniffling and I’m like “are you crying ?? 🤨” mind you she been fine this whole time so it was random as hell 😭 and then good lord this bitch start hyperventilating n having a panic attack behind the wheel, at night, on the interstate. 😭😭 EYYYYE had to take the wheel literally and steer us to the grass so we could pull over 😭

Now during this whole ordeal he steady calling steady calling so I answer and I’m like “nigga stop fucking calling we on our fucking way damn” I’m stressed as shit we just almost died and this nigga got the nerve to CALL ?!? 😭 I hung up before he have a chance to say shit then he texting and like “my older sister heard all that and now she wanna beat yo lil sisters ass 🙎🏾‍♂️” O-O-OOooooOoOOOLDERRRR?!?!?! REMEMBER THAT SMALL DETAIL FROM EARLIER?? THE ONE WHERE I SAID HES 24/25 SOO HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE THIS ANCIENT ARTIFACT ?? 😭 ATP I’m scared okay I ain’t never fought nobody 😭 but my stupid ass like “okay and idc 🙄” but my knees secretly knockin and he just steady threatening me w that war machine 😭😭 so now I’m REALLY like “I mean for YOUR safety we should get a keep the peace order yk 🙄” IM NOT TRYNA GET MY ASS BEAT BY THAT ROUGHEN 😭😭😭 MIND YOU. HIM AND HIS SISTER WAS IN JUVY TOGETHER AND SHE WAS IN THERE BEATING NIIIGGGGGAS ASSES 😭 LIKE WAS BEATING UP TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE AND THEY HAD TO WHOP HER UPSIDE THE HEAD W A PIECE OF WOOD TO STOP THAT DAMN GORILLA 😭😭😭 BITCH HAD TO GET STITCHES 😭 now if you ask ME that right there should be another charge for threatening me w a dead weapon an AR-15 basically 👋🏾😭 ider what happened after that but he ended up not even meeting us to get the stuff 😭 but than GOD cause I was the one driving easy target bruh 😭 so we drive to the liquor store then we go back to her apt and this bitch Hannah giving the vibe she gonna forgive him 🤨 so I’m like if you forgive him I’m not coming over here no more I’m taking the cats and you ain’t hearing from us no more 👋🏾😭 AND THIS BITCH HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT ?!?!? 😭 yeah that was my cue I was ready to fuckin GOOOOO but my car was at Rachel’s grandmas house so I had to wait until the next day after Hannah got off work 😭 boom I leave and I haven’t talked to her since cause like it’s one already incredibly wrong thing to have consider choosing a man over your little sister a man that, MIND YOU, she’s known for a month atp literally a little bit less than 😭😭😭😭 but it’s the fact that she DID choose him over me that blows me fr 😫 like okay girl 🙄 and not even a month before that my stepdad literally went insane and threatened to kill my mama otp while I was the only one home over money that he literally just misplaced and I literally had to make a grand escape 😭😭😭 all the men are going insane fear 🤨 but yeah a Rachel was getting in my last nerve that why we don’t talk anymore 🙄 I’ll get into her topic later I’ve already drawn on a lot 😭 but yeah back to life update my FL sister moved back to FL THABK GOD she’s SOOO annoying 😭 the day my stepdad threatened by mama he was driving somewhere and literally went blind from stress 😭😭😭😭😭 and I haven’t seen him again besides him picking up his stuff in trash bags w the police here on a keep the peace order. I don’t talk to my discord friends anymore I GRADUATED ON TIME 👹 I’ve lost like 30lbs 😝 not much else interesting has happened that I can immediately think of 🤨 so I guess I’ll end this here for now peace out Girl Scout 🧌

[wa-royal-tea]

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(Transcript under the cut - Click Pics for HQ Version!)

Note: First post of the year! This is just a little peek into the future because I wanna see my babies talk 🥰 And also because I want to see some fluff. Don’t judge okay 😪 Now, let me get back to my break. See you guys later! And have a happy new year! ❤

Calista House, Holan (5:23pm)

???: Mo, can I ask you something?

Morana: Hm? What is it?

???: Is it fun having a brother?

Morana: Hmm, I guess so? Henry’s fun sometimes when he’s not crying like a baby.

???: But he is a baby.

Morana: Yeah, but he’s not a baby baby. He can talk now. And run too. Mommy and daddy had to chase him around the house yesterday before we came here.

???: Oh...

Morana: Why’d you ask, Rae?

Raeliana: No reason.

Morana: Are you excited to see the new baby?

Raeliana: No.

Morana: Why not? My mommy said the new baby is cute.

Raeliana: I don’t want to see him. He stole papa from me.

Morana: Why’d you say that? He’s your brother.

Raeliana: No, he’s not. I never asked for a brother. I like being alone.

Morana: But mommy said your papa need to have more babies.

Raeliana: But why? Am I not enough for him? Why would he need another baby when he has me?

Morana: I don’t know? Maybe you can ask mommy later. She knows more than I do.

Raeliana:...

*door opens and closes*

Ginny: Rae? Are you ready yet? Your papa’s going to pick you up in a few minutes.

Raeliana: I don’t want to go.

Ginny: Huh? Did something happen?

Morana: She said she doesn’t want to see the baby, mommy.

Ginny: Why not? Are you okay?

Raeliana: No, I’m not okay. Papa loves the baby more now. He didn’t even kiss me goodnight when he came home last night.

Ginny: Rae...

Raeliana: All he does is talk about the baby. He doesn’t care about me.

Ginny: Oh honey...

Ginny: Of course he still cares about you. Right now he’s just busy. He had to go and check on your brother at the hospital everyday because he’s sick.

Raeliana: But what about me? Why isn’t he checking on me too? See? He doesn’t love me anymore.

Ginny: Sweetie, he always checks on you. Before he left to the hospital this morning, he went to your room and gave you a morning kiss. But you were asleep so you didn’t know that.

Raeliana: Then why didn’t he wake me up?

Ginny: Because he knows you’re tired. You waited for him the whole night, remember? And then you fell asleep on the couch.

Raeliana:...

Ginny: Honey, your papa loves you the same way as he loves the new baby. If he doesn’t love you, he won’t ask me to come here with Mo to accompany you.

Raeliana: He did that?

Ginny: Mhm. And you know what? Since the new baby is here, he can play with you too and you don’t have to wait for the school holidays to see him like Mo.

Raeliana: Really?

Ginny: Yeap. Because he’s your brother. And he’s going to stay here with you until you both grow old together.

Raeliana: Hmm...I guess it’s not that bad to have a brother. Can I really play with him when he comes home?

Ginny: You can, but he’s still tiny. So you have to wait until he’s grown a little bit.

Raeliana: Okay...

*door opens and closes in a distance*

Ginny: That’s your papa, come on. Let’s go down. You ready to go and meet your brother now?

Raeliana: Mhm! I’m ready!

Ginny: Good. Let’s go.

Raeliana: Papa!

Alfie: Hey sweetie~

Raeliana: I missed you so much! I haven’t seen you for days!

Alfie: I miss you too, Rae. Did you behave while I was gone?

Ginny: She did. Don’t worry.

Alfie: Hey, Ginny. Thanks for babysitting Rae for me.

Ginny: No problem. Is everything okay with Damien?

Alfie: Thank goodness, he’s getting better. I was starting to get worried for him.

Ginny: What about her? When is she coming home?

Alfie: The doctor said she’ll leave with Dami. Dami needs her to get better.

Ginny: That’s great. I’m relieved.

Raeliana: Papa? Who’s Damien?

Alfie: He’s your baby brother. I just gave him his name today. Do you want to meet him?

Raeliana: Is he cute?

Alfie: He's adorable. Just like his big sister.

Raeliana: Then, let’s go! I wanna see Dami too!

Alfie: *laughs* Okay, let’s go.

Alfie: Thanks again for looking after Rae, Ginny. Tell Rainier I said hi when you go home.

Ginny: I will. Take care, Alfie.

Alfie: You too.

[luvyumemi]

𓂃 ✿Making hot chocolate with them

Serving size- 0.9k

Nutritional facts- Modern!au + Gn! Reader + the tiniest dash of hurt!comfort + established!relationship

Allergy warning- none :0

Overview- in the title! + reader is very passionate about Christmas.

Contents- albedo, kaeya 

Instructions- best read in any mode

Formula- fast fic

=͟͟͞͞🩰Masterlist

Cafe notes - bro Ik ik I'm so late to Christmas but cut me some slack ok😪

.🐄 യ🥛•₊˚ Albedo

Rushing down the stairs of your house you were very excited to tell your husband about some seasonal traditions, just to burst open the lab door to inform him about the Holidays.

"Albedo Albedo!"

"Hm?"

Though you were very excited about Christmas and just holidays in general albedo sempt more interested in his current experiment, you didn't mind though you knew what it meant to him. But he should also have a little Christmas cheer!

"Let's make hot choco,I swear it won't get in the way of your work!"

"Well, you kind of already are since you bursted into my lab."

"But bedo..."

"I'm kidding, we should have some cocoa powder in the pantry."

"See,I knew you had some Christmas spirit in you!"

Dragging along albedo from the lab to the kitchen, jeez he knew you were passionate about certain holidays but never knew you would literally drag him to the kitchen, it was worth it though he loved seeing you so happy and jumpy. Although your unaware of it albedo would do near to anything simply to make you smile.

"Ok ok, were here now you can stop dragging me."

"Oh! Sorry about that."

As you slured your apology as you rushed to find the cocoa powder, maybe here? No that's seasoning or maybe in the fridge, hm you seem to have no luck. Where could it be?

"I can't find it, are you sure we have some left?"

"Yes I'm certain we have some left,have you looked in the pantry?"

"Ooh, well now I see it thanks bedo!"

Grabbing the kettle and pouring in some water from the kitchen sink, you glanced onto photo hanging up on the fridge, it's you and

Albedo from when you went out for ice skating last year. He looks so pretty right here, well he looks pretty all the time but he looks extra pretty here!

"Dear the kettle is overflowing, you might want to turn off the pipe."

"O- oh aha sorry again I was just distracted!"

"No need for sorry, but what is it exactly you were distracted by?"

" Nothing too important, the real thing we should be paying attention to is the cocoa 

!"

Albedo doesn't second guess your answer and puts the kettle on the burner, and he feels a strange warmth but not from the kettle it's from your hands, guess he was a little distracted too huh?

"This is nice, we should do some more stuff like this, don't you say dear?

You nod in agreement, feeling as if your mouth couldn't open due to the sweetest predicament you two were in and albedo's sweet voice that could just melt your heart to bits.

.🐄 യ🥛•₊˚Kaeya

"Kae baby are you break right now?"

He was surprised by your timing, it's normally either you come an hour early or an hour late.What could have caused your sudden change in time management skills?

"Your on time? Well, what could have caused this, enlighten me."

"Can we make hot cocoa please?"

Your only motivation to come here was to make hot chocolate, really? I mean don’t get him wrong it’s very cute but only if you could come on time to his office every day, wouldn’t that be nice?

“So you didn’t come here to see me? How rude of you, my dearest!”

As Kaeya said the words in a mocking manner while fielding with his watch, he could see annoyance arising on your face. It was a bit humorous if he was being honest watching your cheeks get all puffy over one sentence. As much he found it cute you were kinda annoyed due to the sheer amount of time this man picked fun at you, still, you knew it was all in good manner.

“ Kaeyaaa is that a yes or a no because I wanna’ do this now!”

“I'm just joking lovely you know that, let’s go make some right now.”

Rolling out of his chair giving a soft smile, how much prettier could his man get? You always have been amazed by how loving and caring your husband could be at times, other times? Other times this man was an absolute menace, a jerk at that but no matter what he's feeling he'll always be your husband, now isn't that sweet?

"It's common for people to stare at me but my own lover of 4 years? You really are infatuated with me aren't you love?"

The sheer embarrassment was enough to make you turn into the hallway hoping that Kaeya wouldn't follow but something told you that wasn't the case, maybe it was the familiar footsteps or his chuckling which ever one it was he sure was not planning on letting his one up.

"Aw don't run away now sweetheart,what happened to us making hot chocolate?"

"Well we can't do that if your pinning me down the wall,"

"Huh what's that,I can't hear you, you're going to have to speak up!"

"Keaya!"

You said giving him a playful jab on his shoulder signaling for him to let you go, you just wanted to make hot chocolate and now you're pinned to a wall? Guess this is just your average antics with Keaya.

"Ok ok! Let's go make hot chocolate, didn't know you were such a party pooper,"

Although you bricked like a married couple,which you were, it was never serious. Just one more thing to love about him huh? His charms really do work.

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger things incorrect quote generator (feat. The most random shit ever ig. Idk)

✨Pt 10✨

I don't even know what to say

Vecna: Let’s write Ms Kelley a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

(They work together somehow 👀)

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Fred: Well Vecna, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Vecna: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

(I don't even know 😪)

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Henry: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

(very true)

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Officer Callahan: You might not know this, Gareth, but I am a flawed person.

Gareth: I do know that.

(It's fitting that it's Callahan, he would definitely say that)

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Jason: *chokes on something*

Hopper: Jeez, Jason, don't die on us.

Jason: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

(well the upside down decided for you)

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*Officer Callahan is fighting a monster*

Joyce: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Officer Callahan: The power to believe in myself!?

Joyce: No, a gun! Shoot it!

(the first time he got involved with the upside down lol)

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Eddie: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Wayne: So you're just gonna wait until Jeff is in danger and save them?

Eddie: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Wayne: ...

Wayne: You're insane.

(That's how/why Jeff joined the Hellfire club)

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Henry: I would do anything for money.

*later*

Henry, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

(you crazy boi)

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Vickie: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Vickie: Oh no, where did it go?

Robin: VICKIE WHAT THE FUCK?!

(I feel ya Robin 😬😭 although she probably is not scared of spiders...because I would never say what she said to Steve about the spider thing😬 but maybe she is just tough enough to say it)

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Vecna: I have issues.

Chrissy: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Vecna: With you.

(and I have an issues with you, Vecna)

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Claudia: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Mike?

Mike: No.

Claudia: I think I speak for Mike when I say it sounds really super.

(Claudia picking the wrong kid for a positive answer)

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Will: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.

Owen: Voldemort?

Will: No.

Owen: Is it Voldemort?

Will: It's not Voldemort.

Owen: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

(I can't even 😪)

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Eddie: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Chrissy: I really care about your feelings!

Nancy: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Eddie, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Charles: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Wayne: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

(I guess Lucas's dad and Eddie's uncle are together now.. Also Nancy and Chrissy)

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Heather: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

(um...ok..)

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Heather: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Lucas: That is not something you actually have installed.

Heather: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

(You good Heather?)

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Yuri, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

(ah ok, good to know)

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El: *on the phone* Hey One, do you know my blood type?

One: Of course, it's B-.

El: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

(if they had successfully escaped, this would be them)

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Eddie: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Billy: What?

Eddie: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

(it's cloudball, because they in heaven... Or well Billy would be in hell...so it's some kind of inbetween..)

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Will: Bob, is that legal?

Bob: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

(Honestly he would and wouldn't say it 🤔)

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Suzie: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

(her in S3 when the others were trying to save the world, no hate tho, i love Suzie)

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Bob: I hope they've calmed down...

Jason: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

(in the afterlife... Also how dare you fucking insult Bob! He has done nothing wrong! You are the annoying ass pig here Jason! So shut up 🙄)

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Gareth: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars.

Gareth: ********* see!

Keith: hunter2

Keith: Doesn't look like stars to me.

Gareth: Keith: *******

Gareth: That's what I see.

Keith: Oh, really?

Gareth: Absolutely.

Keith: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.

Keith: Haha, does that look funny to you?

Gareth: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as *******

Keith: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that.

Gareth: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

Keith: Awesome.

Keith: Wait, how do you know my password?

Gareth: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password.

Keith: Oh, ok.

(Gareth is a beautifully handsome person)

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Ivan (Russian): Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Yuri: I don't have pupils.

(Then he tells the story of how he lost them... And laughs because he actually still has them)

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Robin: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Barb: Those are wanted posters!

(i don't even wanna know... Well I do... What did Robin do? 👀)

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Mike: Fight me!

Karen, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

(Don't you dare hurt her babies)

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Yuri: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.

Karen: The big five licenses?

Yuri: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

(well I can)

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Larry: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

Dustin: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

Dustin: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

(who's the new mayor? Because he isn't anymore right? Anyway. He's stupid.)

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Mrs Driscoll: Did you wash the dishes?

Jonathan: I thought you wanted to do that...

Mrs Driscoll: *chuckles* You were WRONG.

(Welp)

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Henry: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

(Ye, it's so rude. Smh)

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Jason: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

(Shut up)

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One: What makes you all smile?

Steve: Friends and Family.

Barb: Snacks.

Chrissy: Victory and success.

Max: Face muscles.

(Why you wanna know 👀)

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Mrs Driscoll: Define “dream”.

Jonathan: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Officer Callahan: That’s too dark!

(Jonathan and Nancy with the officers interviewing Mrs Driscoll idk)

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Larry: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Ted: But your way is sheer force!

(and he's too lazy for that)

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Jeff: Damn, the power went out.

Eddie: Don’t worry, I got this.

Eddie: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Jeff: What-?

Eddie: I swallowed a glow stick!

Jeff, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

(Poor Jeff was traumatized)

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Robin: Hey Russian guy! This soup is flaccid!

Russian guy: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

(he doesn't understand English. He only knows that sentence)

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Sue: Officer Powell, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Officer Powell: My doctor just said I should avoid—

Sue: Being a wuss? I agree.

(that's were Erica gets it from ig)

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Max: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Erica: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Vecna: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Erica: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

(Erica would win against Vecna)

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Karen: Sue, I screwed up, big time.

Sue: Karen, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

(Well Damn, you didn't have to attack her, but yea, that's definitely were Erica gets it from)

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Mrs Driscoll: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.

Mike: Why does it seem like every time you talk to us, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.

Mike: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?

Mrs Driscoll: I'm a meteorologist.

(Mike getting annoyed and being super sweet about it as usual. love him)

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Officer Powell: Damn, the power went out.

Officer Callahan: Don’t worry, I got this.

Officer Callahan: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Officer Powell: What-?

Officer Callahan: I swallowed a glow stick!

Officer Powell, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

(They forgot the flashlights so)

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Larry: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Alexei: It’s not water.

Larry: Vodka! I like your sty-

Alexei: It’s vinegar.

Larry: …What?

Alexei: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

(Alexei mah man 🙌, he learnt that from Murray)

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*Lucas sends more than 5 messages in a row*

Erica: I ain’t reading all that.

Erica: I’m happy for you tho.

Erica: Or sorry that happened.

(best sister ever)

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Max to Robin: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

Lucas: Cockroach ankles!

Max: Ye- uh, what?

(well Lucas tried)

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Argyle, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?

Murray: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

(Oof lol)

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Hopper: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Hopper: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Larry.

(Him in Russia)

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Mike: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Mike: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

(Mike no 🥺)

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Eden, watching Vickie & Eddie panic : What's going on?

Argyle: Vickie is having a midlife crisis and Eddie is just having a crisis.

(Well Vickie likes Chrissy who likes Eddie who likes Steve ig? Also didn't notice if was Argyle with Eden lol)

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Mrs Driscoll: Why do you hang out with me?

Billy: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Mrs Driscoll: …

Mrs Driscoll: I feel a bit sorry for you.

(in the after life when she was taking care of Billy)

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Terry: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought!

Ted: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

(I mean i knew you were blunt but that's just mean, leave El's mom alone)

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Henry, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..

Nancy: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

(That's one of the Vision he showed her lol)

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Billy: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Bob: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Billy: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

(Billy you idiot... Also Bob saying fuck 😶 should we be worried? Also in the afterlife)

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Steve: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Joyce: Cohesion?

Dimitri: Teamwork?

Bob: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Karen: And Nancy is not here.

Joyce: Oh, and that, yeah.

(The adults, Steve and Nancy are also basically adults, Steve is a mom and Nancy is just Nancy)

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Sue: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?

Sue & Karen: One, two, three-

Sue & Karen: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Charles: Our turn, Ted! One, two, three-

Charles: Vanilla!

Ted: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

(✨The Sinclairs and Wheelers✨)

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Squad reactions to being called straight:

Eden: The fuck, no I'm not.

Becky: Excuse the hell out of you?

Patrick: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Hopper: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Billy: Rude.

Wayne: *punches the person*

(well when this quote comes I shall not change anything)

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Joyce: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Karen: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Joyce: Th-that's not how that works-

(Karen, sweetheart, no)

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Charles: If I didn't know better, Claudia, I'd say you were scared.

Claudia: Heh, scared?

*absolute silence*

Claudia: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

(just the parents hanging out)

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Karen: She's the girl of my dreams!

Murray: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Karen: I have a lot of dreams.

(Lesbian Karen ✨)

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Bob: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Joyce: ....

Charles: .....

Sue: ......

Ted: ..Who?

Bob: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Ted*

(I like how it's all just adults lol)

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Hopper: So, are you two dating now?

Ted & Bob: Yes.

Hopper: Why?

Ted: I happen to find Bob very appealing.

Hopper: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Bob.

(Um... New ship?.....I mean both their names are 3 letters 👀)

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Murray, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Wayne: Tea.

Murray: Wrong. It's coffee.

(ha)

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Joyce: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Susan: It's Susan.

Joyce: What did they do this time?

Susan: No, it's me, Joyce. It's actually me.

Joyce: What did you do this time?

(She probably did something that involves Max)

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[Afterlife]

Jason: Are you coming to bed?

Chrissy: I can't. This is important.

Jason: What?

Chrissy: Someone is wrong on the internet.

(she's trying to defend Eddie from being framed)

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Chrissy, to Eddie: You know, Billy can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Chrissy: *blows airhorn at Billy* GET FUCKED!

(He has never been prouder of her before lol)

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Jason: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Barb: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

(she's the first to die in the upside down (I think), so she is the Supreme. Overlord 😌)

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Jason: How are you today?

Patrick: Please don’t make me think about my life.

(Jason woke up after he died and thought it was a dream and then saw Patrick so he wanted to start a conversation... Or smth idk)

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Eddie: Jason! This soup is flaccid!

Jason: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

(Idiot... Although I also don't know 😂)

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Barb, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Eddie: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Chrissy: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Billy: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Barb: I hate all of you.

(it this what happenes when you die?)

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Alexei: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Eddie: Not if they consent to it.

Benny: Depends on who your stabbing.

Patrick: YES??!!?

(He's trying to learn americas laws)

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Bob: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Patrick: Oh, you’ve been?

Bob: Once. In Monopoly.

(it's the worst)

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Alexei, upon learning how Benny did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Benny: Well, not really.

Alexei: You’re just a liar.

(how dare he 😔)

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Alexei: Is the pink panther a lion?

Fred: Say that again but slower.

Alexei: I don’t get it.

Fred: He’s a PANTHER.

Alexei: Is that a type of lion?

Fred: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Alexei: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Fred: AND LIONS ARE?!

(He's seen to many cartoons)

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Barb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Billy: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

(The Bs just hanging out without Bob)

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Bob: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

(that's fits all of them)

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Eddie: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Billy: And you came to me?

(Well he wants advice about Steve)

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Patrick: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Alexei: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Fred: A realist sees a freight train.

Benny: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

(Idiots)

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Bob: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jason without them noticing?

Barb: Hey, Jason, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Jason: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Bob: ...

(Idiot)

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Eddie: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Benny, watching Billy screaming, Chrissy trying to set a sleeping Jason on fire, and Fred choking on air: I don't know either.

(Eddie joining them for the first time..and also last because he can only die once)

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Squad reactions to being called straight:

Eddie: The fuck, no I'm not.

Patrick: Excuse the hell out of you?

Barb: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Jason: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Chrissy: Rude.

Billy: *punches the person*

(sus Jason 👀)

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[The Older Teens]

*Chrissy is casually searching around the room*

Jason: Hey Chrissy, what’re you looking for?

Chrissy: My will to live.

*Robin walks into the room*

Chrissy: Oh, there it is.

(that's adorable)

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Nancy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

(Ye, the duffers making her flirt with the boys and stopping her from talking to girls 😪)

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Tammy: Your smile? It makes my day.

Robin: Your happiness? I live for that.

Chrissy: A room? Get one.

Jonathan: Hotel? Trivago.

(if Tammy had looked at her 😔)

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Jason: Something’s off.

Robin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Jason: No, but that’s funny.

(Shut up)

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Eddie: You can’t have a gun on stage!

Nancy: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

(I hope it's Jason)

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Robin: I told Barb to grab snacks for everyone.

Steve, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Robin, Barb, and Eddie raise their hands*

(I feel like Barb just likes it and Eddie and Robin just want to live the childhood they never had😪)

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Robin: Hold on, I can explain!

Tammy: Really? Can you now?

Robin: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

(Robin and her Tammy shrine)

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Chrissy: Truth or dare?

Carol: Dare.

Chrissy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Carol: Hey Tommy?

Tommy, blushing: Yeah?

Carol: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Jason.

(Big Oof, also love that it's the couples)

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Eddie: Talk dirty to me~

Tommy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Eddie: Wha-

Tommy: The economy is in shambles.

(✨teddie✨ but I didn't know he was smart)

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Tammy: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

(sure)

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Robin: Tell me a little about yourself.

Eddie: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

(...........so he's a drug dealer 😁)

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Chrissy: Can you cut me some slack, Jason? I’m sort of in love.

Jason: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Chrissy: I’m in love with you.

Jason: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

(no but also cute)

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Argyle: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Carol: College dropouts?

(How dare you-)

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Chrissy: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Chrissy: Violently practices.

Eddie: Violently studies.

Jonathan: Violently sleeps.

Jason: Violently shoots pictures.

Carol: Violently boxes.

Nancy: Violently murders people.

Jonathan: Violently worries about the previous statement.

(I think if we'd switch it up a bit it'd could be perfect)

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Eddie: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

(um..)

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Jason: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

(well, I am weird, so maybe you have)

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Jonathan, barging in: Syphilis!

Nancy:

Jonathan:

Nancy: Pardon?

(Nancy is French)

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Tommy: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Steve: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Tommy: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Steve: ...

(we were robbed)

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Chrissy: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Nancy: Alright.

Jason: Hey, I-

Chrissy: SHUT UP!

Jason: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Nancy: It was bound to be stupid.

(it was)

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Argyle: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Jonathan: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Argyle:

Jonathan: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Eddie: We know what you meant.

(I know what you are Jonathan 👀)

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Tommy: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Carol: But we lost Jason.

Tommy: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

(100% 👍)

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Barb, at Vickie: You're my significant other.

Vickie: Yeah I am!

Barb, at Tommy: You're my child.

Tommy: Yes boss.

Barb, at Nancy: You're my bitch.

Nancy: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Barb, at Chrissy: My bestie.

Chrissy: Naturally.

Barb, Eddie: HA, GAY!

Eddie: Fuck you.

(if Barb were still around 😔)

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That last one was definitely something that would have happened. 100%