#don’t fuckle with shuckle

[vinsear]

Brains, brains, I won’t lie

It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray

Brain Shuckle

[i-love-your-father]

how much sleep did you get

there's your reminder to lemme check- " I don’t write shit down, but I’ll do it tomorrow morning for you." for the gray dictionary or something idk

yeah okay that's all

1- 4 hours and something minutes

2-

Doizingle- an insult.

Golly jee wilikers- O:

Shuckles- D:

Fortify- man up

Fuckling- a child under the age of 10 who is annoying

[elendsessor]

was talking with a friend and remembered some of my favorite competitive sets back when i did competitive pokemon. they’re gimmicky and risky and maybe not as original as i thought (i don’t keep up with competitive stuff) but here’s a few. i didn’t list natures since i forgor plus there might be some that are flexible :)

these are nu/pu sets since i loved those tiers the most

don’t fuckle with shuckle set

ability: sturdy -rollout -acupressure -rest -sleep talk

you can either resto chesto this guy or use that one berry that allows you to move first. this is mainly because, as much as i love them, they’re not the bulkiest ever mon and for the setup to work you gotta rely on luck so keeping on top of hp is important

toxic stalling zwelious

item: evolite ability: hustle -bite -toxic -rest fourth move can either be sleep talk or coverage

found some success when it came to shutting down walls. bite’s there because having a high pp move to compliment hussle is nice. it’s only there to hopefully get lucky flinches in during the stall time.

phys sweeper punishing druddigon

item: rocky helmet ability: rough skin

this one doesn’t have a real moveset since it’s really flexible but i do recommend having

-attacking moves with the chance of lowering defense

-priority moves (ex. sucker punch)

-glare or speed lowering moves

-flinching moves

-protect for scouting against potential mixed attackers

this is a set more based on doing a ton of chip damage to the opponent and slowing it down, while also having some way to lower defense. a lot of sweeping mons are based on speed but at the cost of squishy defenses. if you have a phys revenge killer this will be absolutely perfect.

tauros minus the sheer force

item: choice band/scarf ability: intimidate (anger point if you’re feeling ballsy) -zen headbutt -iron head -rockslide -giga impact (headbutt if transfer)

another flinch set. look, i love the sheer force ones but it’s really, really predictable. taking advantage of the speed and a bunch of flinching moves it gets has some real potential for revenge killing or picking off weaker links.

weird ass mixed elektross

item: whatever you want idc but leftovers can be good ability: levitate -coil -charge beam -attack move of your choice -attack move of your choice

charge beam is so slept on it’s sad but i’ve been creamed a couple times by sets utilizing it. elektross is usually better suited for physical sets but that special attack stat shouldn’t be ignored.

while i don’t remember an exact set for her, audino and mega audino have wonderful healing potential and you should use her now :)

[ask-the-royal-absol]

“🖊” someone from @phantomguild?

(I see a Shuckle. I draw a Shuckle. The name made me chuckle because of course Shuckle is like a potato. Don’t fuckle with Shuckle.)

[pokemon-poll-party]

Round 1: Okay, was anyone gonna tell me that Shuckle is called the Mold Pokemon, or was I just gonna have to find out when I looked it up on Bulbapedia myself? No explanation there, folks, but either way, don't fuckle with Shuckle in this competition of lil guys. But that won't stop the Tantrum Pokemon Clobbopus from taking a swing or two! Who wins by knockout? No one, we're just voting for lil guys here!

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

[team-calm]

What's wrong with shuckle???

You don’t fuckle with the shuckle…

[brokecorviknight]

DLC:

Starship:

Bug - Ledian

Roach - Masquerain

Overqueen - Shuckle

Pincer - Drapion

Bugette Bugginton - Scoliopede

Veeto Mosquito - Wormadam (Plant Cloak)

Neato Mosquito - Wormadam (Sand Cloak)

Sweetheart Mosquito- Wormadam (Trash Cloak)

February - Dewgong

Krayonder - Klawf

Specs - Noctowl

Tootsie Noodles - Exeggutor

Mega Girl - Mawile

Junior - Vileplume

Taz - Octillary

Up - Mantine

Trail to Oregon:

Jack Bauer - Beware

Slippery When Wet - Palafin

Mouthface - Oinkologne

Craphole - Bouffalant

Titty Mitty - Sudowoodo

Mc Doon - Cacturne

Cleatus Jones - Brambleghast

Lobster - Crawdaunt

Buffalo family - Bouffalant

Shopkeeper - Stunfisk

Firebringer:

Zazzalil - Flareon

Jemilla - Wishiwashi

Ducker - Golduck

Smelly Balls - Garbodor

Emberly - Tangrowth

Swhoopsie - Mr. Mime

Grunt - Grafaiai

Tiblyn - Farfetch’d

Chorn - Minior

Keeri - Ludicolo

Molag - Torterra

Snarl - Chien-Pao

Clark Baxtresser - Magnezone

Claire - Swellow

Trunkell - Mamoswine

For the wait, here’s a collection of some of my favorite reasons for the partner Pokémon.

Up and Taz have Mantine and Octillery because of the symbiotic relationship between Octillery’s first stage Remoraid and Mantine with it literally being under the other’s wing

Jemilla has Wishiwashi because she’s scared to be alone and feels a lot more connected with her tribe and wants to protect them.

Craphole has a Bouffalant because truama

Tootsie gets Exeggutor because look at those vacant faces. They both look derpy

Overqueen a a Shuckle (Don’t fuckle with Shuckle)

Molag with Torterra as a reference to the world turtle

Titty Mitty has Sudowoodo because it’s funny

[heavenlysphere]

You don’t fuckle with shuckle

[gigekitanzan]

@frcsgal​ replied to your post:

“ dont look him in the eyes and he won’t attack you!! ”

There can be only one Bug-type Pokemon in Chirchester, and it’s going to be him.

[alphakuriboh]

Well I’m awake early. Grudgingly. Stupid door bell.

Anyway, Johto is less of an offender than Kanto overall on the “kinda boring” scale, and has some real hits. It’s not really the Pokémon that has me so overall eh on the gen.

@crystalelemental I will fight you for Snubbull

S Tier - Chikorita is baby. One of my top 3 favorite starters as a starter itself. Furret is one of the best rat lines, agreed. I love the Togepi line. Mega Amphy - look at that FABULOUS hair, you go funky dragon mega. Only good gen 2 mega. Espeon was my favorite Pokémon for the first three gens I played, and is still second overall. Dunsparce is great, it’s so dopey. I have a build a bear Snubbull cause I got attached leading up to the Detective Pikachu movie. Skarmory is in my bird bias. Blissey, my girl. I like stall tactics in the regular game (throwback to scaring the hell out of Pixelmon players with a team of six fully EV trained Blisseys). I like Entei most of the beasts. Lugia is great (I’m gonna be generous to a lot of legendaries oops). Onion fairy my beloved.

A Tier - The rest of the Chiko line and the Cynda line are really good. Sentret is good just not evolved. Noctowl line is cool. Pichu and Cleffa are some of the most successful pre-evo additions to me. The non-Mega Ampharos set is great. Umbreon isn’t Espeon but it’s still an Eeveelution. I love pufferfish so Qwilfish gets a pass despite I know it was considered much more forgettable prior to Hisui. Don’t fuckle with Shuckle. Corsola is a little demon. Delibird is funny. Porygon2 is so round. Miltank has REALLY grown on me the last couple years for various reasons. The other two beasts in the trio.

B Rank - Okay Crobat I could have put you higher, but here you are. You have absolved Golbat’s sins but you’re still not cute. Rest of tier is mainly “yeah I like you”. Ho-oh is. Fine. I don’t have the nostalgia for it that a lot of people do.

C Tier - Meh. Stuff that’s fine but I don’t really care that much? The one mistake is I should’ve put Sunkern higher cause I have a soft spot for it, but I auto-piloted it. Whoops. Also T-Tar isn’t really that great sorry thems the breaks.

D Tier - Why? Either boring design or weird evolutions.

E Tier - I never liked Quagsire line or Heracross. Tyrogue is an awful design, Smoochum is an unnecessary addition to a line that should’ve been forgotten. Why are so many of the Gen 2 Megas so ugly?

Fuck You - Aipom is a little bitch. Haunted me in early games, absolute nightmare fuel in Detective Pikachu. Probably my least favorite Pokémon period.

Overall feels a lot like a step up from Kanto, if still a lot in the average range. Maybe not as bad because there’s 51 less filler ‘mons, lol.

[marquisegallery]

“No me jodas” can be translated to “don’t fuck with me”, though my ma says it can also depend on what tone you use to say it to. Still, kinda fits with the whole “Don’t Fuckle with Shuckle” meme, lol

Anyways, just a bit of a vent art, kinda sorta? I practiced a bit with some neat watercolor Procreate brushes I bought recently, I like how they turned out! :D

For anyone who wants to know more about the brushes, they’re a set made by “SEAMLESSTEAM” on Etsy. I think Tumblr still frowns on links in posts? But if you search that, you should be able to find them! Along with a ton of other really cool brushes for Procreate. :D

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Any coincidence you uhhhhh have pokemon teams for the boys?

I uh. Have actually made trainer cards for the boys xD, so its so hilarious that you'd ask that. They aren't perfect, but I'll put them under the cut, and explain them a bit.

Sooga!

First on his team is ninjask. Small, lightning fast, ninjask just seemed like a pokemon he usually sends into the fray.

Duoblade. I mean, duel swords, duel sword pokemon, pretty obvious. And yes, he has wielded them in combat.

Mega evolution Scissor. Red, fast, scary looking, pray you don't have to fight this fucking thing.

Flapple. Kohga gave him an applin and ergo, this pokemon is VERY precious to him (you guys know pokemon lore, this shit hella adorable).

Unknown Sooga. Unknown and yiga have one thing in common; numbers. Every clan member has one, and they're usually 'Y's. His is 'S' because he's special.

Meinshao. Pretty pokemon with pretty hair that WILL fuck your shit up. Plus, soft.

Kohga!;

Kohga’s team ABSOLUTELY needs some explanation, because it probably doesn't make sense;

Tropius. It has BANANAS. Of fucking course he owns one. MANY yiga own one actually, Kohga’s is just the most spoiled (and is rumored to have the sweetest fruit).

Shuckle. This thing makes fucking fruit juices, and is SUCH an underrated powerhouse. Don't fuckle with the shuckle.

Mudsdale. Big ol horsey that definitely gets too many sugar cubes.

You ever wonder why the yiga are just fucking loaded with gems and shit? That's because of sabeleye. Kohga’s is the only one that mega evolves, and is SUCH a goddamn gremlin.

Appletun. Sooga gave him an applin, and Kohga raised this thing with so much fucking love, it's as sweet as a...peach. Yeah, peach.

K unknown. Strongest unknown in the clan. Not saying much, but still.

Common foot soldier!;

It's rare to see a foot soldier with such a full team, but these are the ones you're most likely to see. There's variations here and there, but these are pokemon given to them/easy to obtain.

Purloin/rattata are the quick lil thieves that the Yiga tend to favor.

Zorua/kecleon are used for camouflage/disguises. Kecleon are more common, but zorua are favored for their cute faces.

Zubat; very plentiful, and their poison/confusion attacks make for a pain in the ass enemy.

Tropius;BANANA.

[monarchisms]

This is why you don’t fuckle with shuckle

i fuckled around and found out

[jellyfishmoon72]

You’ve heard of “don’t fuckle with shuckle” now get ready for “don’t interfere-a with Ilima!” not while he’s with his boyfriend, anyways (and ur welcome for that awful pun). 

I hear tumblr nerfs posts with links so all my usual mumbo jumbo (the previous and next links and the weekly reminder that I’m still doing blm commissions) will be in the reblogs.

[the-loveliest-lies]

Don’t fuckle with shuckle

[shadesatnight]

~~ Open Starter~~ You Don’t Fuckle With The Shuckle

“Gah! Will you just stay down? Please!” The white-clad warrior asked, a heavy-looking hammer on his hands. It seemed like there was some sort of humanoid giant red and yellow turtle monster in front of him. And well, there SunGa had been, hammering at it with a blazing, flaming hammer. Weren’t turtles weak to heat?