my sweet sweet son, Ben
Loves to put his paw under the door and violently shake it at night, chasing his nemesis the Chipmunk everyday, and meowing very deeply till you check on him where he will immediately switch back to his high pitched cute meows
He would be the cartoon villain in any show
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Leave the incubus dude alone anon, he's just baby, my lil pookie bear even. >:(
Calling forth the Incubus protection/simp squad~
Did y’all forget that he was an incubus? And my explicit label warning on him? Welp I can’t save y’all if you guys don’t wanna be saved from having your engery sucked dry and then some (~_~;)
A/n: Again just a reminder, He’s definitely gonna milk yall for all the attention and love you’ve got so do try not to overdo it or else… Something bad might happen. (。ì _ í。)/
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the thing about gale is that everyone thinks he’s so cool and badass but he’s also just this weird little nerd who built radios for fun as a kid and taught calculus in the stalag and says shit like ‘scuttlebutt’
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sometimes I think about how much I hate Les Paris lmao. like as a character/ization he’s really fascinating bc like he plays up being the nice cop and the good one who wants to help, but he’s distant from his coworkers and he’s rude to waitstaff and he had no qualms about insulting Ray to his face or KILLING GAVIN (can we talk about that weird insulting little finger gun!!) so I think that’s really really interesting from a character/story perspective, but also I just look at Paris and go like. god I hate that guy lol
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WIP Wednesday
Thank you so much to @justabigoldnerd for the tag! I’ll give y’all a snippet from Snake in the Grass. This isn’t the most recent thing I’ve written, but I think it’s a fun tease for what I’ve got in the works. Now if I can just finish rewriting chapter 5 already… XD
Snake in the Grass, Chapter Four
Johnny continues, voice still strained, “Look, I don’t know what happened with you and the tournament or Silver. If I knew it was this bad, I wouldn’t’ve just dropped that on you. I did, though. And I am sorry. I’m trying to figure things out myself, ya know?”
A confused look crosses Daniel’s face as he asks, “Figure what out? Why would you want to learn about ’85? What- what could I possibly tell you that would be helpful? What is there even to learn? I-”
The anger and tension that never left Johnny reaches a boiling point, and he snaps, “Just let me fucking explains!”
His voice cracks, and he sounds like someone drug his vocal cords through a woodchipper. He continues, more quietly but still sharp, “It’s a lot. Just let me explain. If you know something about Silver, anything, I need to know.”
No Pressure Tags (if you aren’t here (you likely won’t, brain dead, many apologies), join in anyways and tag me so I can see what you’re working on!): @stevieevenstar @zappedbyzabka @abracazabka @heytheredeann
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gimme a horatio for the character bingo pls! if someone else has asked horatio, pick another Shakespeare guy
The blorbo to end all blorbos. The guy upon which this blog was founded.
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what’s wrong with seaworld? 😬
Oh lord, here we go. Read the following in a polite manner, please.
1. An orca’s natural lifespan is anywhere from 50 years old, to even possibly 90 years old - on AVERAGE. In captivity? They’re lucky to see their 30th year.
2. Orca’s swim, on average, 40+ miles a day, and dive up to 500ft below the surface, numerous times a fucking day. At seaworld? They don’t even get 1 mile.
3. They are incredibly social animals, living in pods for all of their lives, with physical interaction being a huge part of their socialisation. Guess where they can’t live in the pods they’re supposed to? Seaworld.
4. Numerous studies have been done, now, on the stress levels of captive orcas - that information is free for you to find online and is very much public knowledge, but I’ll save you the time, they’re fucking BAD.
5. Remember I was saying how vast of an area that orcas travel, and how deep they dive? The tanks seaworld uses are no more than 86ft by 51ft - you don’t even want to know how shallow they are, but I’ll tell you, 34ft. Thirty four fucking feet of depth.
There are about forty more things I could list, but I honestly can’t bring myself to. The five points should be enough to make seaworld a big ‘no’ in anyones plans.
ANY organisation, sport or circus that uses wildlife for entertainment purposes is a huge no. That includes your zoo’s that do not function for conservation purposes, circus’ that tour wild animals around like toys and exotic shows that allow 100 different people to handle a snake in one day.
Sorry for the rant but I do find it difficult to believe that, after all the public knowledge, documentaries (such as Blackfish on Netflix), all the controversial debates and conversations, all the widespread education, etc - It should be obvious why keeping animals such as Orca’s in what is essentially no more than a fucking bathtub is horrendously cruel, inhumane and abhorrent.
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