#he’s the baby

[amoritasart]

He learned from the best ! ☺️

Meanwhile Caleb

Based on my AU

[toxiccrybabyart]

The finished piece, woooo

They got married pretty early on, as I headcanon they started dating in high school, they had Micheal senior year, and they got married like right after.

This was mostly just for me I have massive afton brainrot rn

[bisexualmultifandommess]

When I’m going through Mutant Mayhem fics and some refer to Donnie as the youngest brother:

[alexalblondo]

Testing means nothing but also this is how Tim Tramnitz becomes becomes F3 champion …

[vesemirsexual]

People characterising Gaetan as one of the youngest cat witchers is so funny to me because like

Dyn Marv has a board of shame with mugshots of Jad, Brehen and Lexandre on there. Someone asks why Gaetan isn’t up there too one day and Guxart and Gezras look so offended and are like “Gaetan has never done anything wrong in his life???”

[wrenchwenches]

[gorescreamingshow]

he's listening and learning

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[saelrum]

"Was I sweet once?"

[canisalbus]

✦ Picciriddu ✦

[laz-262]

i dont know how to caption this

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[lokutofu]

He didn’t get enough sleep before patrol 😔

[c-tepx]

honestly when I first saw this frame I thought "so laios is good at barking!"

but nope. literally a dog.