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joelsteinfeld · 4 months

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I’m fine

#no i’m not #don’t think I’m gonna survive this #the last of us spoilers

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ghost-bxrd · 7 months

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Prompt:

It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.

But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.

Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne

#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT #Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here #his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is #dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother #his build certainly makes him look old enough #if you don’t look at his baby face lol #Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode #Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction #Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd #jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd #while clutching Damian like his life depends on it #for all he knows it does #the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby #Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T #jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY #hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again #it’s not gonna hold for long #but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH #Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl #or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son #running away from him #and clutching a tiny kid #prompts #jason todd #batfamily #Damian wayne #batdad #brucie wayne

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tojiscrack · 15 days

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to my all little liars!! (edit: wtf happened to my english? 😭)

we’re at 24.6k words rn 😟 if you plan on reading it next week, i recommend you read it on the weekends when there’s no school or work for you waiting in the morning 😀

calling in the troops rn ‘cause there’s still one final scene i have to write and it’s gonna be LONG (this isn’t including the bonus scene btw) but it’s extremely important for the story to continue, and without it, the rest of the story literally cannot go on 😭

we’re locking in guys. it’s 100% gonna border 30k words for sureee. sm has happened in that ONE chapter and i literally cannot wait to release it for all of you, you have no ideaaa

gonna go to bed and then wake up, study, break, write for the fic, repeat. had to randomly drop an update here cuz i’ve been edging you guys for so long i’m sorryyy, but it really is nearly here <333

edit: fck it guys i’m writing it rn (the immediate comments got me motivated)

#the little asks and messages and dms have been so nice tho #like yes pls remind me of ur existence so i can know why i was put on this planet despite the reason that life is a test of faith #think of this chapter as the main one before everything stars to fall crash and burn #the fall is VERY slow tho #the crash is VERY loud tho #and the burn is enough to kill #do they survive it?#maybe #idk 👀 (i do)#but you don’t so muahahahahahaha #feeling like megamind rn #the bonus scene is gonna be pretty long too #so it’s definitely gonna be above 30k words for sure #100%#i am excited and you should be too #this might just be my most fav chapter so far #sm happens #you learn a little more about the stupid things megumi and y/n have done together as kids #and the stupid things their family have done too 💀#chaotic family fr #(we watch it happen in real time guys)#*AHEM* toji and gojo fighting again *COUGH*#that’s all i’m giving you guys #no sneak peaks before i release it cuz i want all of you to go in BLIND!#i’m evil but you’ll thank me for it i promise #<3 #ty for ur patience!!!!!

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clingyduoapologist · 28 days

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Lucy I appreciate the effort but as far as glass houses go you’re rocking a mansion

#assassin's creed #deslucy #I miss them #playing through revelations right now and I don’t think I’m gonna survive #assassin’s creed

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muckyschmuck · 6 months

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sona art as filler My Bad

#i really don’t think i’m gonna survive the #you know #YOU KNOWWW #get it #i’ll draw something for here soon i swear…#just got excited …#my art #sona art #digital art #doodlings

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bubblegum-gf · 1 year

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#how is there so much content in like 7 images I don’t think I’m gonna survive a several hour stream

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hanzajesthanza · 1 month

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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.

though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality

#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg #but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk #i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly #and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure #i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif #like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future #i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations #the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further #but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about #then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails #all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out #sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol #i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL #they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record #new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around #they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries #new book 2024

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tango-but-everywhere · 10 months

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I’ve already captioned one of these with “bugs when you lift up a rock” but… look.

Thanks for the submission!!

[ID: a minecraft screenshot, presumably from hermitcraft 9. It’s looking directly down on Tango, who is in turn looking directly up at the viewer. He’s in his full dungeon master outfit, and he’s holding a totem. He’s standing on hay bales and the edge of the improved f3 screen is visible on the right edge. His nametag is visible at the bottom of the screen, as is the viewer’s hotbar. They’ve recently eaten an enchanted golden apple, have 2 empty bottles, about 2 stacks of rockets, and a stack of torches. Edit: it’s Zedaph’s pov. End ID]

#submission #submitted tango #tango tek #tango but everywhere #tangotek #presumably this is #hermitcraft #hc9 #I don’t *think* this is from Tango’s pov since his nametag is visible but I could be wrong #i am gonna take a stab at this and say it’s zedaph? on a stream because it wasnt in an episode #and he did a stream where he tried to see if he could survive a higher fall didnt he?#<- avid zedaph viewer #(not streams though)#lmk if i’m right lol if i am i’ll tag him #zedaph

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ahalliance · 2 months

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rotating the UHCs + serveur du lundi qetoiles precanon potentiality in my mind

#im watching that vod where etoiles teaches antoine to play mc #and at one point he says he’s a mercenary as opposed to an adventurer (in relation to when he used to play UHCs)….. fascinating #and he spends the whole time being like no im not gonna join the server u guys r gonna play on (antoine baghera + other tdl people) bc i #don’t play survival i’m a uhc/pvp guy….. obviously he does and we got the serveur du lundi the funniest shit in the world #but watching the vod did make me realise that woagh before that server where he did do a lot of adventuring and exploring bro was like 👎 to #survival and rly only did strictly pvp….. for apparently like 2000 hours……… this fucking guy #but yeah anw very very interesting to consider that in a qetoiles pov bc wow . up until very recently his whole life really just had been #constant pvp and all the exploring he did on qsmp was in part a new aspect of life he was discovering #much to think about . i am already sorta writing a fic about precanon qfrench stuff this just adds fuel to my fire 🔥🔥🔥#jay rambles #étoiles

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unknownarmageddon · 3 months

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Hunger games simulator but it's just Kross aus

OH MY GOD you’re so right. hang on

#i ran out of aus and had to get kind of obscure so death’s doorstep and sondertale and like. dogfight and doomsday are there #also this got me thinking about like. legitimate hunger games with the kross aus so i’m gonna talk about that for a bit #excluding forces of nature and fear the forest i think the guys that have the best chance of winning are #the proximity guys. both of them #chains and rings #and *maybe* rental suits killer. both of them and their chances would be heightened if they worked together #my reasoning for proximity is just. think about it #they’ve basically been living the hunger games the whole time #they absolutely have the survival skills. and they’re bonded like shelter dogs so they’d definitely end up working together #chains and rings would be good at fighting i think. so at the start they’d just go ham and wreck people’s shit #but i doubt they’d have the survival skills for it #they fight in a controlled area and they’ve never needed to scavenge for resources like the aka guys have #so they could get places in terms of conflict but i doubt they’d be able to sustain themselves super long #but i dunno they still have a chance #and for rental suits i definitely think killer could go places #like. he already kinda scavenges for stuff. he’s had to fend for himself for the most part. he knows to get stuff. y’know what i mean #i’m doing a trash job of explaining it but like. you know #and if he and cross decided to like actually commit and work together they’d have more of a chance #cause cross is better with like. strategy and like. medical attention #so if killer did the fighting and cross was methodical about stuff like what could be safe to eat and first aid #they might kinda have a chance #i don’t think they have like. the strong relationship aka kross would have and they’re probably not that physically strong #cause they live generally normal modern lives #so i don’t think they’d win. but they could get somewhere #ANYWAY final thoughts i think aka cross and killer might win in those circumstances. out of the main aus anyway #answering asks #denieatsart asks #deni!!

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goodgriefbroletmepickausername · 7 months

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ok fine i draw a freaked character that isn’t sockhead 😡🙄

#freaked #freaked 1993 #ricky coogan #ricky freaked #ricky coogan freaked #fanarts😏#too scary i’m out of here #sockhead save me #save me sockhead #actually i’m gonna try to draw julieernie next #i don’t think i’ll survive #tel my family i love them

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there #like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying #and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao #w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol #i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms #dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh #but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign #hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do #or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help #prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests #ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone #a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol #sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh #omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!

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magpiesbones · 10 months

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oh man what’s really funny about reading that webtoon is that it’s really not a markably different experience than most movies for me. Human figure (features redacted as a literary device) and Any One Of Seven Conventionally Attractive Men are the EXACT same amount of discernible for me. Possibly that’s. not usual.

anyways the blonde one. I’ve seen him twice and I do NOT like him.

#Surviving romance #It’s good! I like bait and switch genres and I like the kind of protagonist that’s ‘genre aware but stupid’ and #Even just based on the way she was talking about romance at the start I think they’re gonna do Fun Things with CompHet #Like oh???? Falling in love with and marrying this guy is your ticket to popularity and an easy life oh???? You don’t say #I’m only on chapter thirty no spoilers!!

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starzonez · 11 months

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the way amanda knew adam and how adam knew nothing about her yet he was still kind to her when she was already aware that she had to capture him… and and and the fact that his goal was to make her smile and how he did just that and how amanda probably felt like she didn’t even earn that from him and conflicted about whether he deserved to be in that game at all.. well you see ummmm it makes me want to d

#something about how she knows all about his shortcomings and mistakes while looking him in the eye as just another stranger in the street #deep down she had to have felt connected to adam in a way #here’s a guy who is just trying to get by— just like her. who doesn’t really deserve it but having survived her own game feels driven by #johns message to put this poor man through what she went through #and ultimately deciding to rig his trap because if he was anything like her #nothing would change after all #he’s the spark in my eyes. my little haunting the narrative boy #i’m gonna be sick #goodnight #saw #i have more to say on the matter but i don’t think im making sense LOL

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babybirbb · 2 months

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i’m resisting the urge to go feral because i’ve just discovered that top gun maverick is on amazon prime and i don’t have to pay extra or watch ads?!?!! 🫨🤯🥳

#i’m gonna start barking #i don’t think i’ll survive having miles teller and glen powell on my tv screen #it’s a dangerous road i shouldn’t go down rn #top gun #top gun maverick #miles teller #glen powell #baby blurbbs #amazon prime video

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sparkbugs · 9 months

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I don’t think I’ll be okay until albatrio is reunited you guys. Like yea!! The world for them is on pause rn but for us? The sun is gonna rise and set and they’ve all just been separated :((

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi spoilers #don’t mind me it’s 2am and I’m thinking bout them #albatrio #albatrio my beloveds #I miss them so much HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE 6 MONTHS

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