#don’t worry i will

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #4

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[three-is-a-crowd]

*bites mind* tastes like brains- *dies of multiple prion diseases*

Idiot.

MIND HOW DID THAT NOT HURT?!

I don’t know.

Hey soul I got bandages!

GOOD NOW PLEASE HELP ME!

Only if you admit you like chickens!

Looks like I’m going to be as they say “blood lossin it out”

Are you really gonna lose a tone of blood just because you’re stubborn?

Yup! Not budging.

[romansmartini]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[inverse-problem]

a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[happyugly]

always thinking about the time my ex said he wished i could kill him

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa

[mrsaltieri-real]

take your time girl 🖤 your fics are honestly soooo worth the wait 🥰

Thank you Anon 🫶

[soaked-doors]

nothing happened

…nothing at all

[qandnotu]

dungeon lord

[quotidianish]

This episode of bluey is called saw!

[frownyalfred]

Jason: so I forgot about Father’s Day

Bruce:

Jason: okay, I didn’t forget about it. I didn’t know what to get you. but then it suddenly came to me, so.

Jason: *places large, bloodstained bag of broken computer parts on table*

Bruce: are those—

Jason: —the hard drives from the Russian case you’re working on? yeah. it took me a couple days, but I managed to get all of them. I know you were having trouble tracking them all down.

Bruce:

[thehmn]

Are you a “I miss being a child with no responsibilities” person or a “Thank god I’m no longer a child with zero freedom” person?

[manzanamarim]

Redraw of another classic bc season 2 dragged me back into this hell and I felt like it idk

(Edited to crop it a bit differently oops)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory is a mini version of FNAF game Michael

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me