#don't maKE ME SAY IT AGAIN HEADASS

[talkshow-shitlord]

Admission of being compliant should Kirby take his life, I see. Thank you for the evidence, should Kirby be taking you and your little group of hyenas to court.

Considering Kirby provided medical evidence of his time at the hospital on suicide watch last year? I find your logic not only broken, but abhorrently twisted from reality and any semblance of morality.

What you're doing has crossed the legal boundary and has reach criminal stalking and harassment. AKA it's a crime. With tangible, screenshotted, evidence.

You and your friends should be the ones in jail. NOT Kirby.

I don't even post anything aside from warnings to you clowns. Like, I got a small timeline. All you gotta do is check it. Y'all leave us alone, I leave you alone. He constantly talks shit about everyone, stalks people by proxy, block evades, emotionally manipulates people, and then tosses them out when they're not good enough anymore.

Dude is sick in the head. And I guess I must have been a little too vague; I am not responsible, in any way, for this manchild acting up. I didn't tell him to do anything, he doesn't have the guts to approach ANYBODY without an ulterior motive. He harassed most of the Hazbin and Helluva fandom, tried to bring dozens of people into his problems, and then hurled bile and insults.

Also, for anything legal, I wouldn't trust the word of someone taking all their advice from a family lawyer. Especially one that would facilitate Kirby's publicly available admittance to sending third party people to spy on people he's "over".

I don't want, nor does anyone else want, for Kirby to kill himself, as far as I know. However, I stand by my statement; very few people that know him at this point are likely to take any suicide threats as exactly that; threats. Even the people that are worried about his mental state, which I can confirm is at least a good handful of people, will still take this with a grain of salt, because he's done this too much in the past.

If he wants to try and use my words as some admittance of guilt, he is free to try. But he can't even accurately call me out. He just grasps at straws, aiming at this "Allison", taking potshots left and right at anyone that bites back at him for the awful things he did, trying to sound all menacing and mysterious, when really he's just some stuck up manchild that throws tantrums when he's told to clean up, or goes quiet like a toddler when he's upset about something.

He (You) is (are) grasping at straws, vague posting, and then trying to act like he's done nothing wrong. For years, people were concerned with a pattern that he has of dating men, only to later find out that they are groomers. Tumblr is a platform that has many minors on it, just like any other, and with Ruskeptical in his little bomb shelter clique, that's a big red flag, for me and other users on Tumblr and other sites as well.

Honestly, my best advice to him, and this is genuine advice; drop all the bullshit. Either come clean about everything yourself, make your apologies, and try to be something approximating a good person, despite your shitty actions, or withdraw from the internet, absorb yourself in creation for the sake of creation, hone your technique, and come back when you've grown.

One way or another, if you want it to end, the easiest way is just to leave it, and us, all alone.

[doberbutts]

Lord thank you for posting that new Julia Serrano article. Literally immediately after I read that I was browsing tumblr and ran across some headass posting “you can tell so much about someone depending on if they refer you to Julia Serrano or bell hooks” (their blog was full of potshots at trans men). Like 1) are we lumping cis Black women in with trans men not worth listening to now? And 2) have you even read Serrano’s newer work? Venn diagram of racists and people who hate trans men once again works out to be a near-perfect circle.

I won't deny that she has had some... interesting... ideas on what she thinks happens to trans men, but she also herself has admitted that her analysis is incomplete because, surprise, she's not a trans man. Which is fair, because any trans woman analysis I have is also incomplete due to me also, you know, not being a trans woman. Like. Lack of lived experiences is what makes it so important to listen to each other rather than just deciding for someone else what they do or don't experience. That's always been my point.

Anyway I keep saying that the theory I keep quoting is stuff that has been taught to me by A: black activists and B: trans women directly in person so like. This is shit I've been saying in no small part *because* a trans woman who I highly respect taught it to me, so it's incredibly annoying to get accusations that I'm not listening to trans women when I GOT THIS THEORY FROM TRANS WOMEN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

As for the bell hooks thing honestly? It all comes back to what I keep saying that tumblr activists say they love and respect black theory but the second that black theory says something they don't feel like listening to, it's suddenly the most cringe and toxic and privileged thing they've ever heard. Just like how a bunch of white people said black lives matter while it was trending but treated the actual black people in their lives and social spheres like garbage, because it was all a matter of lip service and no real call for change.

People don't want to learn theory and use what they've learned to make any real actionable change. All they want to do is use the theory they've learned to say the right buzzwords while doing jack shit to fix their own internal biases or build community within their lives. People want an acceptable punching bag, not change. So they say all the right words until someone says "hey, this applies to you too" and then it's either excuses or hostility.

[heavyhitterheaux]

Smoking On My Ex Pack

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yourinstagramname: happiest of birthdays to my love and my forever smoking partner urbanwyatt I love you even when you give me a headache 🥴🙃

urbandjackupdates: sis, delete this. he doesn't even claim you. you deserve better 😭

yourinstagramname: that's funny since he just got finished eating my ass like it was his last meal 🥴

druski2funny: I knew those damn twitter likes weren't far off

yourbestfriend: oh so you can smoke with the dude who looks like he could be a walking advertisement for head and shoulders with that long ass hair and not your best friend?

yourinstagramname: yourbestfriend your birthday was two weeks ago, please act accordingly. it's my favorite pisces turn

jackharlow: y/n, did you forget my gift? did it get lost in the mail? and the role of your favorite pisces is ME

yourinstagramname: jackharlow you got a nip slip from me once, that was one gift to last you a lifetime. don't ask me no more. and you iight, you not my favorite tho

cozane: 😭😭😭

jackharlow: yourinstagramname that's funny because you act like me and urb didn't share you that night but imma leave it alone

2forwoyne: I KNEW IT

urbanwyattsource: NOT THEM SHARING Y/N

yourbestfriend: urbanwyattupdates she likes all of her holes to be filled at the same time, urb in the back while she's riding jack lmao

urbandjackupdates: yourbestfriend but, one hole isn't spoken for?

yourbestfriend: urbandjackupdates yes it is, that was the night I sat on her face 🤭🤭🤭

druski2funny: yourbestfriend YALL HAD A FOURSOME AND I WASN'T INVITED, WHAT THE HELL?

urbanwyatt: all of yall talk too damn much 🙄

urbanwyatt: but I'd do it again too

druski2funny: urbanwyatt lemme watch next time

urbanwyatt: druski2funny no.

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urbanwyatt: best birthday gift that I could ever ask for. Love you baby 💕

urbandjackupdates: I never thought that I would see the got damn day. HE ACTUALLY POSTED HER 😭😭😭

yourbestfriend: lemme eat that ass

urbanwyatt: yourbestfriend back the fuck up, me first

yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt love you my urby

jackharlow: not yall fighting over who gets to eat her ass first, goodbye.

yourinstagramname: jackharlow you mad that you didn't get another nip slip? it can be arranged

urbanwyattupdates: Y/N IS FOR THE STREETS!!!!!

jackharlowsource: I mean I'm not mad at her, but how did she bag BOTH jack and urban? me when?!?

yourinstagramname: jackharlowsource this pussy got them in a trance oh and my throat game but I just bagged urban, yall can have the other one. but if I get tired of urban, I might have to switch

jackharlow: 👀

yourinstagramname: jackharlow don't start because I will call your ass out

jackharlow: yourinstagramname I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING

yourinstagramname: jackharlow is a liar yall. 'I don't cum from head, but you can try though' headass. I HAVE DEBUNKED THE MYTH. I TRIED AND SUCEEDED.

yourbestfriend: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH CITY GIRLS UP 1000!!!

urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname this was a post talking about I loved you and your ass just causes chaos underneath it 🙄😐

yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt I'll suck your dick to make up for it

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siennawatts: late birthday post for my baby daddy urbanwyatt 🥰

can't wait to meet this little girl we created and I hope you see many more birthdays. Love you 💕

druski2funny: ahhhh shit 👀

jackharlow: somebody better hide urbanwyatt from y/n because....

druski2funny: jackharlow ain't you his best friend!?!

jackharlow: druski2funny look y/n goes axe throwing and her aim is good. I don't want NO PARTS.

yourbestfriend: urbanwyatt ain't enough ass eating in the world you can do for her to forgive you for this

cozane: urbanwyatt SHOW YOURSELF

yourbestfriend: and jack is right about the axe throwing part, I almost got in the line of fire and she woulda knocked my head clean off

urbandjackupdates: Y/N! I TOLD YOU! STAND UP BITCH! STAND UP!

urbanwyattupdates: I mean at this point y/n needs jack to get her pregnant

jackharlow: urbanwyattupdates LEAVE ME OUTTA THIS, I'M NOT TRYING TO DIE! I JUST SAW 25 AND MESSING WITH YALL I WON'T SEE 26!

claybornharlow: jackharlow urbanwyatt I can take y/n off of both of your hands because when she sees this, she's coming for blood. jack you may not have had a hand in it, but since you're the best friend, you're guilty by association

Two weeks later, you heard the door to your apartment open and you had a vase in your hand ready to go to throw it at Urban's head. He had you fucked up and you couldn't believe he thought that he could get away with cheating on you.

You were hiding behind the couch and when you heard Urban's footsteps coming closer, you stood up and threw it at him.

"OH SHIT!" Urban exclaimed and jumped out of the way before it hit the wall.

"HOW FUCKING COULD YOU?! YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER ANYMORE AND THAT I HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! YOU FUCKED THAT BITCH AND GOT HER PREGNANT?!"

"BABY, CALM DOWN!"

"NO!" You said looking around for something else to throw and your eyes landed on the lamp that Urban had gotten you from Australia and you made a beeline for it which ended in him ducking to try to not get hit.

It shattered against the wall behind him and all he did was look at you in disbelief.

"YOUR ASS IS CRAZY, STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME!"

"OH, I'M CRAZY NOW? YOUR ASS HASN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET!"

"BABY, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN!"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT. WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN?! MAYBE I SHOULD FUCK JACK AND LET HIM GET ME PREGNANT AND YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!"

"YOU FUCKING HEARD ME URBAN HENRY!"

"THE BABY ISN'T MINE AND YOU BETTER PUT THAT OTHER VASE DOWN!"

All you did was take a deep breath and slowly lowered it and Urban took this as an opportunity to snatch it away from you.

"She's doing this for attention because I haven't been texting or calling her back."

"Why does she still have your number is the question. If I talked to all of my exes, your ass would have a coronary."

"I- it wasn't the best idea."

"How am I supposed to know it's not yours?" You questioned while raising an eyebrow.

"Because I haven't slept with her since we started dating."

"Hmm, don't believe you."

"What is it going to take for you to believe me?! I only want you!"

"Even though it took you over a year and a half to fucking post me on social media, but the only one you want is me?! I fucking love you, but it only seems like you keep me around in order to keep your bed warm and at the end of the day, I don't mean as much to you as you say I do. I deserve better than that! I see the way you look at other girls when we go out and only pay attention to me when it's convenient for you."

"That... that's not true."

"You don't sound so sure, so until you are, get the fuck out of my apartment and out of my life. Find someone else to suck your dick as good as I do."

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yourinstagramname: I miss my old boo, but I ain't gonna tell him

jackharlow: 👀

jackharlow: I mean you could always call him....

yourinstagramname: jackharlow who said I was talking about urban?

jackharlow: yourinstagramname uh you did when you text me last night

yourbestfriend: well damn jack, just throw her under the bus

urbandjackupdates: not urban liking this pic, he got some nerve

druski2funny: has the baby been born yet?

urbanwyatt: druski2funny fuck off and y/n come on and answer your phone

yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt I don't speak to cheaters and I know you see what that cake says above. go be a daddy to that baby because you aren't mine anymore

cozane: y/n! lmaoooooooo

urbanwyattupdates: but can y/n really get mad? she fucked his best friend

yourinstagramname: urbanwyattupdates yes I can get mad because he approved of it and was there the entire time. I never homie hop without approval.

yourbestfriend: no the fuck she didn't lmaoooo CITY GIRLS UPPPPP!

yourinstagramname: selenosunni you up next my boy

urbandjackupdates: I AM FUCKING HOWLING AT Y/N! NOT HER TRYING TO FUCK SUNNI NEXT

selenosunni: wait, now why am I in it? 👀

yourinstagramname: urbandjackupdates and then it's cozane. trying to plow all through PG too by the end of the year. actually give me a month.

jackharlowupdates: WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING IN THESE COMMENTS?!

urbanwyatt: real mature of you 🙄 do me a favor and check your phone in five minutes

yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt sure I'll open it right after I open the dick pick that jackharlow sent me

jackharlow: NO I DIDN'T!

yourinstagramname: jackharlow love you my new boyfriend 😘

yourbestfriend: Y/N PLEASEEE STOP WITH THE VIOLENCE I AM SCREAMING 😭

yourinstagramname: yourbestfriend no. I like the new me who doesn't give a fuck because clearly my ex boyfriend didn't

You rolled your eyes as you went to open the text message that Urban had sent you. You hovered over it for a few minutes before finally deciding to click on it.

Urban- I admit, I did fuck her but it was only once. Let me make this up to you.

You wanted to stop reading right then and there, but you decided to keep going.

It was a DNA test.

And it was negative.

You- No thanks, I'll just fuck all your homies instead. City girls up 😘

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[incarnateirony]

they banned people from promoting projects because promoting projects is LABOR, and the point of a strike is withholding LABOR. you were given sources directly from the striking organizations. please use your noodle instead of doubling down in direct opposition of what they have asked for.

You're actually all morons that rolled into town that went "THIS IS MISINFORMATION" and failed to you know, click through the post you squealing children commented on that already shot down your terrible reasoning and flooded it full of interpretations. Sorry, but you're just poorly educated.

It's LABOR that gives MARKETING you fucking buffoons. They're even given permission to DO OTHER LABOR DEPENDING. That's why Silverman is so pissed. You don't get to pick and choose to cling to your shit.

In fact you guys are SO headass you don't see where you're actually projecting forced definitions at things that continue your influence, and reblogged a post that said shit like "I need an adult to tell me what to do" sarcastically brainlessly trotting out "WELL THEY HAVENT CALLED FOR IT."

I'm sorry, but the "I want to still watch my TV show" brigade isn't gonna shame the blog that's been ahead of this shit. No shit Sherlock, they Havent Called. They can't. I have a whole post breaking down the LEGAL REASONS BEHIND THEIR PHRASING.

No, they don't actually Lose Leverage. That's a mystical pipedream lost in 2008 forgetting they're trying to replace them with AI. It is an internal view of a minority population. Yall are just REAL LOUD. People causing your braindead takes without understanding the legal fuckery are saying such shit as "I have to strike". Not I want to. Not I support this. Have to. And it sucks, because it's one of my fave authors doing it. "I have to" instead of "yes, and I endorse it."

Every year on every media topic a bunch of numpty fans or fringe media workers try to argue with me on shit, which is genuinely funny, since I've been warning of *this* since 2017, specifically "by 2024" and [checks watch] oh, look at that.

I'm not boosting you guys taking any chance to shove your misinformation and self justification in the pipe by reblogging your spam that confirms you do, in fact, need an adult to tell you in small direct words what to do.

The legal inability to make a decree or force someone, and it being Personal Choice--the words of the breakouts, not mine--one you guys REALLY dont like tolerating--is so far above your goddamn heads it's in outter space or some shit. Media LOVES the poorly educated. And your Fave that wants Ahead Of the Pack when the industry crunches does too. Because he "has to" strike and man, as a high earner, these stupid lil guys are fuckin' him up. 2.x% voted not to strike, too. The inability for the union to force their members to certain ends is not the same as you knucklefucks "I attack anyone that makes me feel bad". You can side with the 240 assholes. I side with everyone else. Because, again, That Is A Personal Choice.

See, I'll give you a choice: You can ill this puppy or not kill this puppy. This will be a personal choice. If you choose to kill the puppy, well, you're an asshole, and thats still your choice, but oh well?

Listen guys, you're coming at me as fans. I am not coming at you as fans. I am not. In fact I literally can not tell you what I am coming at this as. So you can flail and thrash and go BUT MY FAVE SHOW and throw up 20 times "BUT!!! THEY HAVENT CALLED FOR--" haven't called for doesn't mean Dont Do. In fact, they've never said Dont Do, while you're at it, they've just said Personal Choice. It is your Personal Choice to sit here attacking someone that knows wtf is going on internally way better than you, too. So yes, you do in fact need a preferred adult to tell you in small words like you're five. Once you catch up on the legal reasoning, and realize the "leverage" excuse is dead, suddenly you realize, you have no points. None. But some of you are SO headass you went "BUT LEVERAGE" on a reblog pointing out that leverage doesnt exist with the AI installations. So you can just. Pay the bot man now I guess.

Thing is, you ain't able to actually control this, since the majority of this is real world mouthtravel. Oh, by the way, I pledged to make informative posters to distribute in a new metro area every time an uneducated knucklefuck dropped in.

"Reasons to NOT boycott" "I wasn't told directly to do so" is not a reason. Even from your outside seat, all you're confessing is having no independent thought and needing to be told how to make decisions. Even WITHOUT the legal limitations barring why it WILL never be announced short of the guilt itself hitting suicide bomb pact level. Oh wait you motherfuckin idiots don't realize there's that potential repurcussion if they do it as a whole.

Admit to yourselves you're just trying to watch TV and attacking anyone that makes you feel bad about it. Which is funny, cuz the WGA hasn't told you to do that either. They told you it was a Personal Decision. But you're still running with it because, oh my god my friends are making moral choices and I feel this makes me look bad if I don't?????????????

Get the fuck out of here with your consumer bullshit. Keep paying the studios and telling yourself you're giving the writers leverage while you're just showing the studios "oh yes you can threaten to terminate all their contracts and actively replace them with a robot and continue to receive my money". Yes much leverage very wow. Or you know the leverage might be responding to the threat to drop all their authors and not tolerating it until they stop attempting it, and returning when they stop doing it, because you dumb motherfuckers apparently don't get how leverage works. The Leverage claim ends when they're being replaced with robots or their contracts terminated. That's not leverage. That's you being an idiot and/or in best argument, trying to watch your Fave to show why your Fave shouldn't be cut, just like Everybody Else Does THeir Faves, so nothing is changed.

If staying subscribed was leverage they wouldn't be about to get bulk contract cancelled and replaced by AI right now. Catch. Up. The plot is SO FAR PAST the level you are thinking on.

I'm over it. Every reblog you guys have made on your little attempted controlling tizzy has added a metro area for me to print shit out in. Keep going. I count 5 since I woke up. That's five metro areas I will be distributing bulk flyers in. If you would like to continue to argue and flood me with uneducated self justification bullshit that the WGA also hasn't told you to do while flying it as your banner, you can just add more cities I will release flyers in. To put it in WGA terms since that's the only thing you tend to understand, that's my Personal Choice. Your personal choice at this point is how fast you wanna message your friends to prevent several million people across the US from getting my physical message to tell them to shut the fuck up and leave my leaker blog be, because not only are you WOEFULLY uneducated and working on confirmation biases and none-arguments, but you are in fact adding a boost to my message one metro area at a time.

Your lack of understanding of the scale of this and your inability to tell where you are projecting interpretations at neutral statements is your fucking low reading level problem. Not mine. Your inability to understand why about 3% of authors amidst dozens of thousands don't like the idea is YOUR lack of discernment. You cannot force that on people who have front stepped WGA events from knowing, or even made one such author fuckin teleport out of a room when he tried Just That Line. "The WGA hasn't called for" "You and I both know they can't." [teleport, silence] Sorry, no.

[firebuug]

Hi!!! For my oc ask meme, may I offer you (apologies in advance for the many questions wahahaha):

3, 7, 8, 9, 12, 15, 20, 24 (obligatory), 25, 26 and 31 for... well, that's a lot of questions so ummmm shit go with whoever inspires you but I'll specifically ask for Julian, Eva, Skuggy and Buggy!! (and Farrow if you feel so inclined hehe) again, feel free to pick and choose who you answer each question with and also feel free to skip any bc this is a LOT!! i am sorry i am curious

hi. i am here to answer them All. you heard it. full oc bible right here right now. ill do it using whoever racks my brain for the question or all of them if i feel like it. i am sorry in advance for the length of this but it is very fun THANK YOU

3. Their playlist. Drop their playlist and include specific lyrics from each song you consider to be the most fitting.

i have playlists for almost every oc that i can vibe check in my brain. here. warning, they're all on spotify, sorry. julian, eva, skuggy, buggy, and farrow ! i'll share lyrics from one song that reminds me of them on there each!

jules: "Fate gave me a chance, now a couple chances, Hands always on the wheel, I thought I really had this This is a struggle, a struggle of survival Life is not a toy, and I should know this spiral Don't fall asleep I am not invincible Could've been worse, There could've been a death toll" - AMPM Truck by The Garden

eva: "Beat machines and impossibly fast vertical lyrics An expression with no physicality, whose heart is it going to capture? I ripped it off, that rhyme and flow, I didn't need it after all! All that was left was the empty voice I whittled down for your sake 'Embrace death!!!!!' Beat machines and impossibly fast vertical lyrics Music that doesn't create perfection, showing its existence through madness Feelings bubbling up with boiling point bugs, this tune feels like it's about to fall apart A song born just to play its rhythm" - MACHINEGUN POEM DOLL by cosMo@/BousouP

skuggy: "But you're a killer and I'm your best friend Think it's unfair, your situation You say I'm changing Sorry I didn't know I had to stay the same Can we talk about this later? Your voice is driving me, driving me insane" - Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms (i havent shifted into skuggy mode for so long i had to dig so deep for this shit)

buggy: i dont wanna do buggy's his playlist is old and redundant </3 but ummmmm jsut look at the title of this fire by franz ferdinand and guess hwat it's about. "oh how i burn for you" headass

farrow: "I didn't have a clue That I would lose! Oh I would lose, Between my left and right, I'd one day have to choose You're not like me, I'm not like you. I'm not who these things happen to And that's exactly what you say before it catches up to you Before you play with knives and find yourself in two" - BAD LUCK! by Jhariah

7. In your opinion, do you think if they were real you would be friends with them or not?

i would love to be friends with jules and skuggy. eva would be mean to me and farrow is absolutely abhorrent. if i met buggy irl i would not trust him im sorry .

8. ^ Relating to above question, do they consider themself easy to get along with, and is that actually true?

jules thinks he's pretty good at making friends, and he's good at going up to people and talking to them, but he tends to come off too strong and scare people off ksjdfs....being from the backstreets he is very eager to get one people's good side and establish YES IT IS ME I AM A COOL GUY YOU CAN TALK TO AND BE FRIENDS WITH, DO U WANNA BE FRIENDS?"

eva thinks he is a reasonable person and doesn't understand why people think he's scary but goes "whatever, if i scare them, that's their problem!" he is not very easy to get along with but once u tap into his shell he is....well...he's eva

skuggy does not want to be easy to get along with and will purposefully make you scared of him or tell you blatantly to go eat rocks. like eva you have to crack his shell and really prove yourself to be a reliable, chill person and he might show you his true face

buggy tends to be easy to get along with, he doesn't come off super strong like jules. he isn't purposefully rude and wants you to feel welcomed, but isn't immediately gonna be like HI WANNA BE FRIENDS he treats you like a stranger at first and THEN gets friendly if you seem cool

9. Have you ever tried to make them in a character creator? If so, share pictures (if you have them)!

YES recently ive been making a lot of juli and evas here

link to above (non-picrew, picture maker)

link (non picrew)

cropped weird bc they were on my ig story LOL but here source!! i LOVE these two in patricular they look SO dman cool and everything fit so well it wasnt even a lobcorp picrew

12. Would you consider them well-liked in universe, or are they more an… acquired taste .

jules is generally well liked, eva is a mixed bag because he tends to be pretty hard on people but has friends who love care him and ensure others that Thats How He Cares For People. i guess id say buggy is generally well liked, skuggy is either a hermit or a rude asshole to anyone u ask in town, farrow is so mixed because he has 20 fake personalities but most people who know him hate his ass or just think of him as the nice fellow from 7/11 with the thousand yard stare, weird bloodstain pooling at the neck of his hoodie and arms full of Sprite bottles

15. What would their theme song/leitmotif be titled? What would it sound like, if you have an idea?

oh this is super interesting. uhmm eva's would be a performance/musical reference like curtain call or final refrain or whatever. would 100% be orchestral or something with very distinct, complicated piano lol. jules... i have no idea. something time loop joke. maybe guitar? accordion??/ SAXOPHONE??? farrow's would 100% be some janky electric guitar with distortion and breakcore in there watever. last laugh

20. How easy is it to befriend them? How easy is it to make them hate you?

jules is easy to befriend he's already down to be friends. buggy is second in difficulty, he's wary but still willing to be friends. eva is next he is not fond of workplace relationships until he is. outside of work he doesn't want anything to do with anyone bc the city scares him. but if you prove yourself to be kind he will be kinder to u in return. skuggy wants you to leave him alone and if you try too hard to be his friend he'll think you're annoying. farrow is in a ??? category because honestly you can't tell if he's your friend, if he pities you, or if he's planning some scheme with u as the casualty

it is not easy to make jules or buggy hate you. if he already liked you buggy will withstand so much bullshit until you finally cross the line and he goes okay you're just a piece of shit now. jules can dislike people or avoid them, but hate is a very strong word and he will only hate u if you are so pesteringly negative or smug and annoying that it drains him to be around u. it is very easy to get eva and skuggy to hate you--skuggy already does, totally unironically, and eva will hate you the moment you go out of your way to try

24. Do they know what a sigma male is. Be honest .

LMFAO the only ones who know what a sigma male is, are probably skuggy, farrow and julian. eva vaguely only through his crackhead friends

25. How do they react to being loved and/or cared for? Similarly, how do they express their love for others?

AHH YES I LOVE THIS TYPE OF QUESTIONS... julian reacts by smothering with love in return. he expresses love very physically, whether it be platonic or romantic. he is SUPER physical w everyone even strangers i cant emphasize this more, he'll put his arm around stranger's shoulders, but he WILL stop the moment they express uncomfort. he just habitually does it. he will high five and hug and hold his homies's hands, he will kiss his homies goodnight, and it isn't even romantic or weird to him, it's just how he expresses friendship. naturally, when he's doing it romantically, he just smothers u

eva is mainly just very confused and almost guilty, but very appreciative of it deep down. like "what did i do to earn this?" and if he feels like he Did do something to earn it, he'll melt into it! otherwise? why. he acts annoyed when its his friends or tries to be humble about it, but when its with a lover he cannot help but wind up dazed and confused but very in love KKJHJkjhf. he was raised to believe he had to earn and work for Everything i guess. he expresses his love more through subtle actions than through words, like leaving a note in ur lunch, making the bed for u, fixing your tie, brushing hair out of ur face, etc etc. he is all about subtlety

buggy is a bit scared but will absorb every ounce of love given to him. if it is from someone he's been with for a while he will skip the soscared phase and go straight to absorbing like a sponge and reflecting it back at them. he is also very physical and wordy with his love. he will make you pet names and hold u thru the night.

skuggy is just like buggy and can be soscared and even a bit defensive or reflective of it. when he expresses love he doesnt like doing it in words but will lay on top of you or just hang aorund you or do little things to indicate trust like falling asleep around u. will give you lots of gifts and things that make him think of you, and just. talk to you openly. be weird around you

26. How do they react to being disliked? Similarly, how do they express their distaste for others?

being disliked is the least of julian's worries, he doesn't really care. he'll just go eh cant reel in every fish in the sea i guess. and just not be buddy buddy w them. he expresses distaste by just exchanging glances w friends and being openly awkward and dismissive but not outright mean around them, like (guy approaches and tries to make conversation) "oh haha, uh...cool! uh, my friends and i were about to go do something, but thats sick i guess?" and then gossip w his friends kjhhjds

eva is used to it and is outwardly like WHATEVER. doesnt faze me. LOTS of people dislike me because they dont VALUE the lessons i teach them. and then he goes home and goes why dont they like me. what am i doing wrong. obviously this is something wrong with them, and not me (daily affirmation voice). he is verbal when he doesnt like someone-- he'll be rude, order them around, tell them to go away and do work, or just straight up say hey man, can you just leave me alone? i don't like you or your face

skuggy is glad when people dont like him because it means he can bug the shit out of them or theyll leave him alone. he will straight up call you a cunt if he doesnt like you

31. What are some things you associate with them? Certain aesthetics, items, colors, feelings, tastes etc! Anything goes!

we're in the final stretch. idk why but i associate julian with octopi? and the color purple, hearts, infinity symbols and ouroboros (oh here comes buggy w the ouroboros again), cats, and very sweet things! "liminal spaces" and the feeling of being surrounded by people yet being so excruciatingly isolated from them and yourself. and rams i guess

eva is really so much classical music, electricity piano, blue, oceans, and sharks to me. sea life and fish in general. any song w piano in it i run to look up its lyrics to try and tie it to him. coldness, snow, paper and very isolated scholarly vibes i guess. the sound of a metronome or a clock ticking, something steady and repetitive. ouh and clocks. hes hokma's son /j

buggy with rlly bright colors, electricity and neon, fire and chill peppers, and sheep! i havent been in the salem brain for so long man i wish i had more. forests and little lit wood cabins. and violence .

skuggy is a lot of muted colors like blue, green, brown. weird and funny lookin bugs. POLYPHEMUS MOTHS and eyes eyes eyes. feeling of crushing anxiety that makes u start gnawing and drawing blood everywhere. laundry machines. and just general brainweirdness. all of my undescribed mental junk that i cant label under anxiety or depression that is just generally truck stop tiger brain. and knives of course

im tired now but i had fun. hope you enjoy my essay my bible my manuscript. if you made it this far i legitimately applaud you and owe you my life like the hell. thanks. ok bye

[mineonmain]

Have you seen the GMMTV 2023 trailers? Any you like? I am so ready for ‘only friends’

oh MAN have i see the trailers?? I've seen i'd like to say a good majority of them, although i don't actually know how many there are lmaoo. i've been doing nothing all day except spamming the discord with links and screaming about the upcoming shows. so let me just list out the trailers i've seen, and then i'll just say in a line or so what I think:

Midnight Museum - it's giving Night at the Museum meets Hotel del Luna, and that's all I have to say about it. Not my cup of tea, probably won't watch it, Gun stans go ham

Double Savage - YES. YES. YEEEEEEEEES. Besties Perth and Ohm are in a series together as brothers, and there's the age old conflict of family vs moral civic duty, heart vs mind, and I wouldn't trust anyone else to carry it out. Ohm and Perth are probably some of my favourite actors, and it's such an incredible way for them to flex their acting chops, also knowing they're friends and could trust each other when acting with one another. LETS GOOOOOOO

A Boss and A Babe (BL)- what is this title. What in the wattpad, Office AU, boss-and-secretary-but-Make-It-Gay headass is this. I'm not a ForceBook person anyways, so I will not be watching this cheese cringefest, as long as they're enjoying themselves. it's a no from me dawg

Enigma - this is for all the horror/psychological thriller girlies out there. I won't be watching this bc i'm not good with horror, but i'm excited to see Win in a role unlike any he's played before, full of enigmatic (hehe) charm.

Last Twilight (BL) - It's giving that Me Before You, Bucket List before going blind, fault in our stars energy, honestly I'm pretty ambivalent about it. JimmySea are cute together tho

Wednesday Club - messy messy messy. a group of friends who don't like each other and all full of *secrets* because it's cool to not be a nice person i guess. everyone needs therapy.

Dangerous Romance (BL) - gotta say i'm surprised by this, i have a love-hate relationship with this one. don't like that it's set in highschool, wasn't expecting perth to be in another BL, wasn't actually expecting it to be with chimon despite the rumors. however, Perth is so good at this, he and Chimon are such good friends, I might just give it a shot. As much as I love Perth, Chimon is shining in this one. Hard to go wrong with a classic enemies-to-lovers

Hidden Agenda (BL) - This feels so bloody basic and derivative. Dunk is playing a nerd (except he's hot), Joong is reprising his role from Star and Sky, it's giving reverse 2gether, Podd and Guy are There for some reason??? I really like Joong but give my man some better roles. I'll still watch it tho

The Jungle - GMMTV said 'Diversely Yours' and then gave us a multi-starrer of several toxic men being the actual worst, and a bunch of women looking at them going 'I could fix him', and then gmmtv said 'here you go here's your diversity and representation'. No comment

Cooking Crush (BL) - OffGun Chef + Doctor AU. I can't particularly see a plot here so far, and I feel like offgun's strength lies outside the romcom genre, but that's just me tee hee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Probably good mindless entertainment for babiis

Beauty Newbie - Remake of My ID is Gangnam Beauty. I don't have anything to say about this

23.5 (GL) - FINALLY gmmtv's first proper GL, and it's with MilkLove (as they deserve!!!) it's giving that soft sapphic pining and love, full of euphemism and metaphor, and i can't wait to see how it turns out. if we can have main BL with a side GL, then we can have a main GL with a side BL, that's equal rights babey

Loneliness Society - Remake of While You Were Sleeping. Again, as with all remakes, I have nothing to say

Our Skyy 2 - PATPRAN!!! PHUTIAN!! ITS THE RETURN OF OUR KINGS!!! (i'm also excited at the implication of Never Let Me Go finally finishing filming soon so that it airs before this one, i've been waiting for it all year esp since it was apparently supposed to air this september) And finally...

Only Friends - The ultimate mess. I made a flow chart just to be able to try and sort out the mess of relationships just in the trailer, and all I can say is I know this show is going to be a wild freaking ride, from start to finish. Neo is the drama, KhaoFirst have the best chemistry in the cast, and this is going to bang. Period

TLDR I'm most excited for/most likely to watch Double Savage, Our Skyy 2, Dangerous Romance, Only Friends, 23.5, Hidden Agenda

(I know this long ass post isn't what you asked for, but it's what you're getting)

BONUS

Never Let Me Go (Finally airing in 2023 hopefully)

Moonlight Chicken (Finally airing soon, either end 2022 or early 2023)

The Interest (new movie with Bright and Yaya)

[dollies-archive]

I think I'm ready to let genshin go. It is sad bc this game did help me out of a tough spot but I'm just beyond it at this point. I took a little break at first because I am very sensitive to the oversaturation of media. When I first started playing it seemed like they were following a cohesive story and had the occasional banner. As time progressed it seemed like more characters were being produced and their backstories are half assed. So I took a break. This company obviously only cares about money so I'll only play when the actual plot contiues.

Then sumeru gets leaked and again I'm not surprised that this happened but I wont lie and say it didn't hurt at all. Genshin was something I turned to when i needed cope, so to see them make a cast of the palest people Ive seen is definitely disappointing. Not only that, they made the npcs/villains darker skinned. Which is just blatant racism. We just cant have a cast of playable darker skinned characters for some reason? It's not impossible nor hard.

To top it all off, when sumeru was first leaked there was a wave of disappointment from the fans. However when Hoyo magically puts out a trailer for the Harbringers all of that constructive criticism is gone. Haven't heard a word of it. What's most irritating is seeing children trying to find the minusulest of reasons to blame poc for the outrage. "Why is everything about race" headass. 'Why don't yall fix actual racism' headass. Newsflash ALL RACISM IS BAD. Theyre willing to pull any excuse out of their ass to play this silly little game (which no one is telling you not to play btw). It's just ridiculous and I'm not giving it any more of my energy. Debate with your mom about it. Im done

[haptureratch]

My massage therapist said he was trying to find the tension in my body and it just wasn't there. "It's a completely different body than when you first came to me." I felt it, too. When he had my arm pinned behind me and was driving his elbow into my posterior chain...I was expecting it to be so intense since it had been about a month since my last massage. But it wasn't really anything. Not even the historically problematic left side.

It's Steven. I know it's him. When you're starved for basic touch and affection, it makes such a difference to finally have it. And I held out for the right person. I was not going to hurt myself again just because I had unmet needs. I waited until I found someone who was my true match, emotionally and intellectually. I really didn't think I'd ever find that.

I like when we talk about when we first met. He'll grill me for being headass--bargaining fate, strikes for soulmates. But then he'll give me that little glimpse into what it was like for him...."I felt like I had known you for a long time"

I love it. The whole experience. Even the hard things I had to work through. I wouldn't change a single thing. I'm still in awe. There's definitely a lot more comfort and certainty and relaxation. But I don't think I'll lose this gratitude, ever.

It's funny that when he says "I love you" the words still snag on my heart. They still hit me a little and I have to catch myself. I don't pause as long before I remind him that I love him too. (A lot of things come faster these days 😏)

And then he'll talk about what kind of dog we'll have. I'm not sure if he's joking or being serious. He'll stop in front of the wedding dress shop display and ask me about my dream dress (whereas I stiffen up and purposefully look away when we walk by dresses and rings because it's too intense for me to imagine the full potential here when I'm still just high off getting consistent hugs from someone who loves me). And he'll go off on these insane character tangents in bed at night. I never had that on my list of "Things I Want in a Partner"....but now, yeah, can't do with out it. And still just looking into his eyes for several moments, feeling all the emotions and bonding. It's like I'm living whole lives with him on other planes in different dimensions.. A decade will be compressed down into a few seconds and know life in that moment.

I don't know what's crazier, making it through med school or finding this

[soporificsponge]

Need to consult oral surgeon

I currently have an insurmountable amount of school work to do. Also, my skin is breaking out and it's actually making me depressed again.

Anyways, I was scrolling through my notes app today and thought I would share some of the things I wrote down because I thought they were important, but they actually weren't important at all.

Note title: 6:30 recitation math

4:30 video man headass

I kind of wish I was dead right now

Note title: Questions for Phoebe Bridgers

Is bite the hand about a romantic relationship?

You know the part in Chinese Satellite where you go "I wish I wrote it, but I didn't, so I learned the words ..."? Is there a specific song you were thinking of for that part?

Note title: Rear left out has red tape

Clockwise move counterclockwise

Things to do

Note title: Need to consult oral surgeon

Wisdom teeth too deep in gums, and not fully formed yet

Want to take them out before they have roots in the nerve canal, but don't wanna dig in there too deep

Basically, when should we take them out

Note title: I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking

I am the losing dog???

The holidays lend themselves to jolly-ness, but apparently jolly-ness is not exclusive to the holidays

Semi clear and moderately copious

This post is ironic if u don't think it's cool

Note title: Logical phallussy

(Someone says "logical fallacy")

Me, a genius: Logical fallacy? Suck my logical phall-ussy (gesture towards groin)

Note title: Why is he being so strange

who

Note title: Punisher

I like you to a humiliating extent.

Okay it's not a weird compilation of notes app fragments anymore. This slice of life shit is getting stupid and cringey.

[imaginesfubu]

Happy [late] Valentine's Day everyone! I got inspiration for this post from my own relationship with my boyfriend. We don't have real "pet names," but we do call each other headass/faceass so... ????? I guess this might still count as one? Hope you enjoy!

Obey Me! Boys React to MC Affectionately Calling Them Headass/Faceass

Lucifer

"Hey, don't worry about it. I just came to check in on you, you overworked headass."

...what

What did you just call him?

Last time he checked, calling someone a headass was an insult

This man is so confused, he put his pen down

"...Come again, MC?"

"Huh? I just came in to check on you. But since you're busy and I can tell you're about to give me the whole "'MC I'm fine'" spiel, I'll see myself out. Love you, and get some sleep this time!"

He was so confused he just watched you leave with a smile on your face as if what you said was normal

What did he do wrong? Had he done something that bothered you without him realizing it? Did he say something to you that hurt you? If so, when did these events take place

Only when he finally breaks free from his overthinking, he texts Mammon to get his advise

Lucifer never thought he'd see another day when he would ask Mammon for advise

Once Mammon responded to his text that the term is meant to be an insult, however in some cases it can be used in a teasing manner.

He guessed the MC was "usin' it to be funny or teasin' ya"

Though, not a lot of people use it to be romantic

So, does that mean I'm off the hook and can have Goldie back?

Read, 2:28 a.m.

Oh, you're in for it now, MC

Mammon

You two were hanging out in his room, planning a pyramid scheme

Karasu, Mammon's pet crow, was also there to put his own two cents in

"Instead of paying taxes like good eggs, give your tax money to me," Karasu states

"Excuse you, bird-brain?! What makes you think you'll get even a cent? A Grimm, even?!"

Cue a literal squabble amongst birb bois

You can't help but laugh and say:

"Mammon, you headass! I love you though."

Mammon needs a system reboot

Congrats, Karasu thought his demon master was dead

Mammon just looks at you and blushes redder than Lucifer's eyes, but then quickly retorts:

"Oh yeah? Well you're a faceass, MC! Butistillloveyatoo"

You both just laugh and blush together, Karasu and the pyramid scheme both forgotten

Leviathan

Somehow, someway, you convinced Levi to take you to Scotland after he told you the truth behind the human myth of the Loch Ness Monster

Levi didn't want to go back, he was so embarrassed he was spotted, and even more so when he had to retreat

How can he EVER go back to Scotland after suffering so much humiliation and shame?!

But, Levi loves you enough to travel with you to help him come to terms with his past

"Levi, you mauled people back in the what, 7th Century? 6th, 8th?"

"B-b-but they were taunting me! They actually recognized me as a demon! I couldn't let anyone who saw me live..."

"Jeez, Levi, it's the 21st Century. All three Realms are changing and evolving! You have to let go and let Go- I mean Diavolo. Let go and let Diavolo."

"I'd rather watch Koko's Strage Journey with you and cuddle, but fine."

"We can do that later, headass. Your mental and emotional health is what matters to me most."

He wanted to retort, but he knew you were right.

He doesn't mind the name

Just know that he'll tell you how you reminded him of one of his favorite characters who acts all cool and a bit mean on the outside but actually is really caring on the way back to the Devildom

Satan

Reacts like an old man just like Lucifer

Were you joking with him?

Were you flirting and wanted him to react as such?

What in the 9th Circle of Devildom did you just call him?

Satan's too old to try to keep up with modern day human slang...he feels himself losing brain cells

He's come to the conclusion to study up even more on recent psychology and sociology textbooks from the human realm

He needed to confide in his partner- in-crime, Satan's own Watson to complete his Holmes: Belphie

"Hey Belphie, MC just called me a "headass."

Belphie laughed so hard he went to sleep faster than an old Microsoft Windows XP desktop shutting down

[Insert shut down sound here]

It wasn't until you called him a faceass later that day with a playful smile and a laugh threatening to come out, does he realize what's going on

Satan's gonna get you back 😉

Asmodeus

Ohohoho~

MC's feisty and playful!

You have no idea what you do to this demon

Then again, yes you do... kinda

Asmo doesn't care what you call him, so long as he knows he's loved, appreciated, and respected by you and there's no malice behind the teasing

The more you call him a headass or a faceass with your sweet laugh and the sparkle in your eyes, the more he just wants to push you up against the wall and-

Beelzebub

You, Beel, and Belphie were hanging out in the attic

Beel was pretty tired of watching old Devildom comedy sitcoms, and he wanted to know of any "old but gold" human realm comedy sitcoms

You told Beel (and belphie, after waking him up to hang out with the two of you) about Roseanne, and that your favorite character was Roseanne's daughter, Darlene

Beel loves Dan, and Belphie can't help but like Darlene as well

Before the three of you know it, you take the remote and start up the second episode of season two

You and Beel are sure Belphie's dead asleep

Beel is kind of grateful that his little brother is asleep because he gets to spend more time with you

"Hey MC?"

???

"What if you and I wind up like Roseanne's family?"

"What about it? I'd love to have a family with you, Beel, and live long enough to see you turn into a headass like Dan."

Beel almost stopped mid-chew of an entire bag of jellybeans

All he did was look at you and smile, mouth full of jellybeans

"I wouldn't have it any other way, faceass."

Belphegor

Belphie invited you out stargazing

After a while of talking and joking around, it slipped out your mouth

You meant it in a joking way, but you weren't sure if you took it too far as he wasn't laughing with you anymore

"Oh no, I'm so sorry Belphie! I didn't want to call you something cliché like "babe, hun, bae, love... But i-i-if you don't want me to call you that it's totally fine!"

Belphie just stares at you as you stutter out an apology

Poor cow boy doesn't know what's going on because he actually fell asleep and didn't want to tell the truth to you

He did hear himself being called a faceass

"Hey, MC no it's fine. You don't need to apologize. I'm with you on that cliché bit. Besides, do you know how many people we can confuse and watch them drift into madness?"

You're so happy you just hug him

"You fell asleep on me"

"MC, n-"

"You're such a faceass, but I love you."

[pandasized-crevice]

MY KINNPORSCHE EP5 FRESH JUST WATCHED THOUGHTS

TO START! SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT??!!!JUST LIKE THAT!!??

Kims detective era ft. snooping through his dads stuff

PAPA KORN KNOWS HE KNOWS KIMS UP TO SOMETHIMG

PAUSE: kinn looks mighty fine in the red suit

UNPAUSE: korn intimidates greatly i gotta say & he barely does anything

THE WAY kinn and his dad have different mindsets over what a boss is?? wild since you'd think kinn would think more like his dad

THATS WHY KINNS MORE LIKE HIS MOMMA

CHAN FUCK OFF MY BBY

i see now why korn is the head boss cuz that man ruthless

BROTHER MOMENTS AHAH

OHHO tankhun knows i wonder if he helps kim?or at least encourages kims shit??

FUCKING SHIT I KNEW IT I KNEW KINNS GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH PORSCHE SINCE HIS DAD KNEW DAMMNIT

if you had to punish porsche WHY USE THE BITCHES WHO HATE HIM MOST FUCK THIS

pete my love thank you for trying to comfort him

the way i don't want porsche in kinns presence at all right now

AYO I KNOW SCENE IS GONNA HAPPEN SOON

this is so cute fr so happy to see porsche smile HE NEEDS ALL THE HAPPINESS

AYOO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYOAYO AYO AYO AYOAYOAYO

THEY REALLY HAD BOTH OF THEM BE WITH DIFF PEOPLE ONLY TO THINK ABOUT EACH OTHER DJS;HIU;FCNJ

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

NOO OTS VEGAS PORSCHE BE CAREFUL FUCK OFF DEVIL

"i don't see why not" IM FINE LOLOLOLOLO(she was not fine she is in fact a whore for bible)

LOOK WHOS WAITING LIKE A SPURED HOUSEWIFE

omg porsche is so happy:( BRO HOW CAN I BE MAD WHEN PORSCHE LOOKS SO HAPPY AFTER BEING SAD

they.are.so.fine i can't cope

PORSCHE YOUR SMILE I WOULD BURN THE WORLD DOWN FOR IT TO STAY ON YOUR FACE

O H WE HUGGING??!!

the way if you didn't know the context and just saw that clip of them you'd think vegas & porsche are the couple jc

HE'S LITTERALY WAITING FOR PORSCHE IO H HO

"at least they haven't hurt me"(they have porsche....) "are you accusing me of hurting you" YES I AM

THE PEANUT GALLERY GASPS(its me)

CHAY & KIM TIME

we at the studio bby!!!!YES WE LOVE SNACKS

aw chays so excited you can tell

OH NAME REVEAL(like we didn't already know)

CHAY GIRL CHILL

idk if this is related but both porsche & chay wear sliver necklaces?

U KNOW MY BROTHER???I NEVER SAID KIM

smooth save kim....you idiot

OH HO THIS IS KIMS WAY OF GETTING INFO ON PORSCHE I SEE U FOOL

chay love his brother:(

chay you trust too much!!!! its the idol blur...

STOP HE'S BEEN TEXTING PORSCHE EVEN THO HE KNEW PORSCHE WOULDN'T SEE:(:(:(:(

IM SOBBING IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT CHAY SWEET CHILD

OH KORNS MEETING PORSCHE IM SCARED

STOP IM ACTUALLY CRYING BROTHERS UNITE

peep the shower ad YOU CAN'T DISTRACT ME WITH A WET HALF NAKED PORSCHE(but good effort)

PETE NOT AGAIN\GET FUCKED KIN HAHA

PETE SHUT THE HELL UP DON'T EXPOSE PORSCHE

oh we love to see bestie pete!!!!!

YES PORSCHE WITH HIS FRIENDS

ig kinn & porsche are butt-faced bros

THATD BETTER NOT BE KINNS HEADASS......damnnit it is

kinn you whore he's not your bodyguard rn YOU'RE AT HIS HOUSE

CRAPPY BOSS STOP JOM these whore friends

PORSCHES FACE HE'S DONE

kinn you make me SICK SICK I SAY,kinns struggling out here fr

what super senses does porsche have to know other poeple were there

HANDCUFF SCENE YALL SHE'S APPROACHING

DAMN GET RECKED BIG & KEN

HEADSHOT WOOOO

aaaahAAAHHH THEY GOT THEM BOSS MOVES!!!!1

HANDCUFF SCENE HANDCUFF SCENE HANDCUFF SCENES

[athys-obelia]

honestly god BLESS everyone who peer pressured me into starting 'the way to protect the female lead's brother' bc jfc it is so good i might actually cry????? the plot is interesting but tbh i was mostly reading it for how well developed all the relationships were?? agriche black is a madhouse, everyone introduced is worse than the last and just fucking unhinged, i'm loving every second of it

*uhhh kinda sorta spoilers ahead but not really*

he's not a good person yes ok moving on - a puppy?? all i see is a pup. reminds me of (certain aspects of his personality yes but also literally the hair n his eyes lmfaooo) cabel + lucas in all the best ways? yes. yes.

can you honestly look me in the eye n say you didn't think Count Dracula™ when you first saw this man?? dark, messed up, has the cape + the money, for all we know he could be sleeping in coffins at night ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ major sugar daddy vibes but might fuck around n accidently kill u idk

Y'ALL SEND HELP??????? !!!!!

I DONT KNOW HOW WHAT TO THINK WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN - literally at first he goes "i'm only interested in cassius bc you are" to roxie so i was like hot protective eldest bro?? yes please.

but like. the way he switched up after that,,,I GOT WHIPLASH. "i like seeing u cry" headass wtf is wrong with you?? well i mean when the guy has daddy and mommy and sister issues- what i wanna say is count drac really needs to keep it in his pants but his kids are all beautiful so i GUESS it balances out?

again tho, same crisis, if he Bad then why nice arms? why pretty?

FIRST OF ALL HES SO COCKY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE BUT JUST,,,FLIPS THE SUB SWITCH W ROXIE??????

but the way mans got brother zoned so bad in the beginning 😭😭 y'all could TELL he was like pretty girl -> brother? hell naw. like yes i deadass felt his pain through the screen 😌.

did you guys also spontaneously combust when roxie showed him the poisonous flowers n he was so aggressive trying to get her away from them? or are you normal.

another major crisis: yes i simp but for which one of them??????

roxie reminds me so much of aria and oh my god that is just the most gorgeous duo there can ever be,,you have the right to your opinion butttt if your opinion isn't this one then it's wrong ✌️😙 sorry i don't make the rules

also the scene from the last pic,,i may never be able to look at kiel the same way ever again whoopsies haha

@price-is-not-right used the words 'dark and delicious' to describe this manhwa and it can't get more accurate than that?? i shit you not this art can seduce me. the plot is super cool but i am reading it for the art and the agriche and that's on that.

thank you for coming to my ted talk n have a lovely day / night folks <3

[katsukikitten]

Part one, no real warnings yet. Enjoy!

Bakugou's personal phone rings from the pocket of his hero costume for the umpteenth causing his skin to pop. All the while Kirishima allows his ruby gaze to fall over the hot head, having a good guess about just who is blowing up his phone. Worry snatches at Kirishima's heart for a moment forcing the question from his lips, even if it meant regretting it. 

"Are you sure your mom is okay?" Bakugou freezes in his step, inclining his head to fix a garnet glare at his so called friend. He sucks in a breath to yell, body tense and in a fighting stance before his phone blares again.

"FUCK!" He shouts into the night with only Kirishima and the moon to hear. The trees swallow his frustration as he rips his phone from his pocket, answering it so harshly the LCD beneath the screen ruptures. 

"What?! What the fuck do you want you God Damn hag?! I'm WORKING! Saving LIVES!" It had been a long time since he had called his mother hag, long enough there was silence on the other line for a moment. 

Then much like her son she takes a deep breath and now Kirishima, the moon and the trees know why Mitsuki was calling at such a late hour. Kirishima sighs with relief nothing is so dire as life and death, although for Mitsuki it is. 

"IF YOU DON'T BRING THIS GHOST OF A GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS I SWEAR TO KAMISAMI THERE WILL BE NO MORE NUMBER ONE HERO WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU. IM GETTING OLD I NEED FUCKING GRANDKIDS. THINK OF YOUR SWEET OLD FATHER HE AIN'T GETTING ANY FUCKING YOUNGER!" 

"That's what this was about?! Ma for the last fucking time I don't-" 

"You don't what? One of those hoes you sleep with has to like even your rude ass. Bring a decent one home." And with that Bakugou is left with the sound of three tones and a ringing in his ear. He grips the bridge of his nose, having no earthly idea of how to get his mother off of his back, let alone find a woman. The phone rings in his hand again, the screen filled with dead pixels and rainbow lines causing him hot to be able to see. Somehow it registers his touch as he goes from memory to answer. 

"What you fucking hag?!" He screams into the receiver. 

"Wow. Rude." You reply with a bite, "Just calling to tell you boss that I'm clocking out, dickhead." 

"I-I thought you were my mom." 

"Oh and that makes it better?" What an ass! 

"Fuck you." He growls, looking at Kirishima's watch, "You're clocking out way too early." 

"No, fuck you. I requested to be off by this time MONTHS ago. You can ask Eijirou-san, you approved it so he made the schedule accordingly." You quip, twirling one of your knives in your hands, "Besides I've been working waaay too long today. Oh and I found that perp hours ago." 

"What the fuck?! Why didn't you tell me hours ago?" 

"I fucking tried, you ignored my call. This was my third attempt." You slam the knife through the paperwork on your desk wishing it were the hot head's thigh. You rise as your eyes glance over the clock. If you didn't hurry this stupid phone call up, you were going to be late. You needed to sneak in before midnight. 

"Still too early for you. Normally you want the OT." He bites, causing you to roll your eyes. 

Gods you hated this guy. 

"Yea, well tonight is different." You'd pay in the long run for leaving so soon but tonight was special. She asked you to be there the last time you saw her and you promised. 

You never break a fucking promise. 

"Some subordinate you are bitch face." He growls then an idea pops into his head. 

Subordinate. 

As in you reported to him, as in Bakugou Katsuki was your boss. And well you had to listen to your boss to some extent and he knew you needed money, you tell him day in and day out it's the only  reason you would even dream to work with him. 

Although he has no idea why you are so hard out for cash. 

So he sets the bait, offering you a deal you can't refuse. 

"Tomorrow is your planned day off right?" 

"Yea what fucking of it?!" 

"I've got a special mission for you-" 

"No." You interrupt, already feeling the exhaustion of your seventy hour work week stacking up. 

"You didn't even let me finish you ungrateful brat. It will be three times your pay for half a day's work. Cold hard cash." The other side of the line goes silent. Licking your lips you think over his offer, fuck, that would actually help get your head above water. 

The light at the end of the tunnel. 

If only you knew how dark this tunnel was going to be. 

"Fine. I'll take your stupid fucking offer." 

"Promise?" His voice sounds a bit different, a little bit of a tease to it, as if he knows something you don't. 

"What are we in kindergarten. Yea I promise, fucking headass." With that you hang up, rushing down the steps of the agency building and into the cold air. 

Your phone buzzes with a text 

BakaBoss: Meet me at the agency, 11am sharp.

You roll your eyes, turning your phone to silent as you watch the nightly set of nurses do their normal routine. Barely making it in time for the security guard and head nurse to make their way outside by the one way back door for a smoke. Both too lazy to walk around to the front of the hospital, sticking a thin splintering wood block between the jam and the door, giving you easy access to the stairwell. When they were far enough away you slip into the door, sure to place the wood where they left it before climbing the stairs two at a time, racing the clock at the top half of the 11th hour. The janitor would have already mopped her floor and the only nurse on floor six was currently on the ground level half way through the small tobacco stick, she wouldn't be sticking her head into room 609 anytime soon. 

You draw in a deep breath, collecting yourself and forcing back the tears as you picked the lock, a skill set that not only were you amazing at but the very same skill that landed you here. 

And by here you mean stupid ass hero work all thanks to some "reforming" program by Izuku Miydoria. Still it was better than having to break out of jail in order to make cash, her bills weren't going to pay themself. 

You stick a stolen credit card in between the door jab and the door, right at the locking mechanism, although you could break out of just about anywhere, this would be the faster method of escape. 

"Hey, sis, I made it!" You say softly but with excitement, watching as she keeps her back to you. Her eyes wide from a mixed cocktail of chemicals and trauma, she stares out into the sky, counting the stars. 

It would be one of those nights where she was too warped to tell you were there. With a sigh you sink onto her mattress. If you could even fucking call it that. It was more like a box spring with a fitted sheet over top of it, you were still figuring out how you could sneak a mattress in. 

"I got you something." You say crawling to sit next to her cross legged, she turns to you and it's like looking in a mirror. Except one of you is covered in visible scars and the other is not. Hers are more than skin deep. Seeing her dull gaze never gets any easier, she stares through you for a long time before she does as she always does. 

Lifting her hand gently to cup your cheek so her thumb can slide over your scar. 

"How'd you get this?" Her voice is barely hers and it grabs a fist full of your guts pulling them downward. Everytime she asks that question you see the shine of a blade, a swipe of a strong hand and vision filled with blood.

Yours, there's but never hers. You like to tell yourself that's what counts but maybe you had a hand in breaking her. 

You clear your throat, pulling a bag onto your lap. 

"Nevermind that." You gently guide her hand away from your cheek and to her lap. When she makes no motion for the gift bag you force a smile as icy guilt collects in your chest. 

"It's for our birthday silly! Can you believe we are 26 today?" You place the pillow on her lap and her hands slowly go to the plush material. 

For a moment she has returned, flashing you a smile as she pushing into the soft material before she flickers out again. Like a light with just enough current to wink in and out of existence. 

Time passes and the clock strikes midnight, white clad shoes stomp against the polished floor signaling it was time to leave. 

"I'll try to see you soon okay?" You lean over kissing her hairline before grabbing at the old, flat pillow. Shoving it into the gift bag as you silently bound the room. Pushing the door open slightly as you slip the stolen card into the back pocket of your black jeans.  With that you are down the hall and through the backdoor without raising any sort of alarm as usual. 

Suddenly your phone weighs heavy in your pocket as you think of what kind of stupid errand that asshole was going to put you on. The stolen card sings in your pocket, begging to be used. So you slip into a bar to give it a good use. 

&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*

A blaring alarm yanks you from the bed in a sweating panic. Knife instinctively slashing the air before you send the blade into yet another digital alarm clock. Falling back into the mattress for just a moment's peace.

That peace doesn't last long once you show up at the agency. If anything is sours as you see Bakugou leaning against the bright white brick and in civilian clothes no less. 

"What's this?" You pick at his black dress shirt, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showcasing his banded forearms.  He's paired it with a pair of black jeans, one knee ripped. Oddly it looks good together. Not overly dressed nor too dressed down. His vermilion eyes glide over your figure in your black body con hero suit. He sucks his teeth, hating this next part. 

"Called clothes dumbass. Speaking of we need to get you something fitting."

"For what? What exactly is this 'mission'?" 

"I'll debrief you later. Right now we need to get you new clothes." You laugh in his face before your rich expression turns deadly 

"With what money?" 

"Calm down, it's my treat Princess." He says with satire, the name sits odd on his tongue and even more odd in your stomach. He snatches at your wrist, "Come on before the stores get crowded and we get noticed." 

You find yourself in a shop filled with dresses and fancy blouses. All of which you hate. Bakugou seems to hate them too, too guady for his taste. Still he shifts through the soft silks because he knows his mother will love it. 

"Oi, you can't find a single decent thing here? I thought women loved shopping." 

"Yea for shit we like asshole." You hiss to him, having only found a pair of dark blue jean's. 

"Heh." He scoffs, rolling his eyes until he finds the perfect top. It looks decent and it could be your style. The one thing he learned about being undercover was to not stray too far from what looked natural or from the truth. 

"Put this on. While I find a necklace." He shoves the silky top into your hands and you look at the price tag. Suddenly anxiety burns in the soles of your feet soaring up to close your throat. 

"Bakugou. This is too much." Katsuki stops to glance over his shoulder, this is the first time you've used his name since he hired you three years ago. He sees your hand gripping at your bicep and he watches the rare tell sign that you're nervous as you chew on one of the scars that creeps onto your lip. He comes up to you, closer than he ever has been before, your senses flood with spiced caramel. 

"Oi." His voice is smooth, almost soft as he touches a ringed index finger to your forearm. You fixate on the shining black ring and your old habits have you thinking of six different ways to get it off of his finger. The thought soothes you as much as his voice surprisingly does. 

"I said I'm buying, remember you brat?" The teasing returns back to his voice before it turns gruff, "Now go change to make sure I like it. I'll be back in a second." 

A woman unlocks a small dressing room for you and once inside you hold your breath. Counting as you remind yourself that you cannot and will not steal anything of value while your boss was here. 

If you were any other person you would tap this Prohero's account dry, really rack up that platinum card you know sat in his wallet and sell the clothes marked up for a profit later. 

But even as much as you hated Bakugou, you couldn't bring yourself to do it. 

Instead you slip into the the outfit adjusting yourself this way in that as the neckline says enough without saying too much. The jeans curving against your figure in such a way doing as good as a job as your hero suit. You keep your steel toed boots as you step into the small hall with the three mirrors. As you turn this way and that Bakugou appears behind you, almost earning a knife to his gut. He forces the silver blade away before pulling out a necklace from a bag he just bought.  The gold chain is dainty, going through the top of the garnet making it seen as if it were a suspended droplet of blood. 

It marches the eyes that roll over you as he takes a step back before his harsh mouth breathes out a word. 

"Fuck."

Instantly it kills your mood as your lip pulls back over sharp teeth.

"Tsk. It's not that bad, God how do you get any pussy." You grumble, smoothing down the black blouse. 

"No, dumbass. You look...you look perfect." He stares into your eyes through the mirror, his smile growing wider as they wander over your scars and finally land onto that minimalistic drop pendant necklace. 

Over something you've never been able to have, something you always had to swipe from an unsuspecting neck and then pawn. 

"Now. I'm going to tell you here, in this store of crowded people so you don't cause a scene." 

"What?!" Anger already begins to bubble in your blood. The blades that kiss your flesh start to scream for relief. 

"From now on you have to pretend to be my girlfriend. Paparazzi are starting to swarm outside of this fucking boutique and my mom follows this particular trash tabloid since they love to use me as click bait. You just have to make it through dinner tonight and if shit goes south I'll pay you even more." 

[strawberiitea]

so in the same universe of phil being a crap dad and Wilbur practically raising tommy, technoblade head canons? please?

*rubs hands together*

ohohoho

This giving me an excuse to sorta flesh out this other thing i have so mmmmm pog champ

@everyone who asked

This is what I meant by "you'll see"

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So y'know those piglin techno hcs?

Yeah?

Okay put that shit on steroids

Okay so you've got this fucking shapeshifter infant headass who was just abandoned in the nether

Strong start :D

I don't know how or why but all i know is that his parents were also shape shifters but yeah

they probably died or sumn lmao rip

I mean who takes their baby to the nether anyways

They're built different what can i say

He gets found by a group of piglins and they just. They just adopted him bro. they saw this random orphan child and they said "BET"

So he gets raised by a pack of piglins like fucking tarzan

Not only would he inheret piglin behaviour but he'd subconsciously start altering his form to start looking like them too

Oh and i guess that during his time in the nether, bein raised by piglins and all, he'd speak exclusively piglin language

Once he'd actually learnt how to shapeshift he'd teach himself to shift into a piglin fully

Which was difficult for him to hold but he did it anyways

It was like a "Look!!!! Look what i can do!!!! Look at me :D!!!!! i'm like you!!!!" thing

Techno, in piglish : ay. ay watch this

The baby piglins :

Techno : *shifts into a piglin* look :D!!!

The baby piglins : :O!!!

The baby piglins : *AGGRESSIVE CLAPPING* :O!!!

Mans legit taught himself to be part piglin damn what a flex

At a young age he'd already have his violent tendencies lets be real

You just see this fuckin scrawny 6 year old brunette with awkward tusks throwing hands with several hoglins at once

Baby piglins are passive mobs but Techno's just built different

I mean. Quite literally.

I'd also imagine he'd scrap pieces of gold he totally didn't steal together and make fuckin daggers and shit

,,,,,,yo wait what if techno deadass taught the piglins how to make their gold weapons though

Bro family bonding time they make weapons and shit man 🥺

Haha look at this little found family of piglins and their violent adopted shapeshifting son :D how sweet :)

Okay so the piglins get slaughtered

Y'know the "orphans killed my parents" thing? Yeah ❤

So techno watched his family get slaughtered at the ripe age of 8 :D!!!! Pog champ!!!

After that incident he wouldn't shift into a piglin again for a,,,, very long time.

He was terrified to.

So there's this period where he just. Roams.

Nowhere to go, nothing to see, no family to go back to.

He'd just. Linger.

He'd probably sit and study the people travelling via nether highways from afar

And when i say "sit and study from afar" i mean he fucking robbed them❤

He probably managed to teach himself english by stalking enough of them

What a lad

At one point he gets into the overworld

Probably just by finding a nether portal and going "ah :D."

He'd be pretty much stuck in what became his default form

Which is somewhat a middle ground/mix of both his human and piglin forms

Like his top half is relatively human with the exception of your casual tusks and pointy ears and then you get to his fucking legs

Anyways so he desperately tried to maintain a human facade

Forcing himself to hold a form for that long fucking exhausted him

Especially with the fact that he's probably an unexperienced shapeshifter

...and a child.

Anyways so he'd develop this sorta,,, persona for himself right

Y'know boxing matches? Illegal dog fighting rings?

So you ALSO know how techno played hypixel, blitz, sky wars--

Aha.

MOVING ON----

Anyways mans vibes as the world's youngest pvper for a good while

He gets bored

So he tries to find something new pog champ

Anyway jump to smp earth and [REDACTED]--

Ah shit can't talk about that yet

Anyways so after [A Very Specific Series Of Events] he meets Phil pog champ

I can't really elaborate,,, at all on any smp earth things

Yet.

But I'll say this- Techno does eventually gather the courage and trust he has for Phil to reveal that "uh oh! turns out i'm NOT your average human 15 year old imperliastic emperor!"

And phil just. Shows him his wings in response

I'd write some angsty dialougue but just imagine if its just

Techno : *explains with caution and anxiety that, well shit, mans a shapeshifter. and that he's been struggling to uphold a human facade for Years*

Phil :

Phil : so you're saying you aren't human.

Techno : ...yes.

Phil : *revealing wings* AY SAME

Techno : YOOOOOOOOO

Phil : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That ISN'T how it goes but is this thread of hcs remotely serious At All?

No❤

Anyways after [More Specific Series Of Events] aka when smp earth ends i'd like to think that after Phil and Techno parted their ways Techno proceeds to become the worlds most violent potato farmer

You'd think that he'd finally settle down after [A Very Specific Series Of Events]?

YOU FOOL

Just imagining this 15 year old who's seen some fucking shit who's gone out to far lands living in his own little bubble with his potato farm just vibing in a fuckin cottage or some shit

His neighboor happens to have a Slightly bigger potato farm than him

He Declares Fucking War.

I mean after being in a position where you've known nothing but violence, death and conflict and wars over Everything and Anything and overall [All That Shit Oh God] it... checks out huh.

Or maybe the mother fucker was just too competitive for his own good

So Techno's just casually warring over potatoes for a good decade of his life ❤

During this period of his life is where Phil would introduce him to his sons

He somehow managed to convince him to take a break

Their conversation is just

Phil : I want you to meet my sons :)

Techno : nono, i've got potatoes to farm

Phil : you're still on about th-

Techno : wait you're a FATHER?

If you've seen the teen techno thread you know what happens next

At this point he's comfortable with his shapeshifting schtick

Shifting into a piglin is like a fucking party trick at this point

,,,,,or sometimes a defense mechanism.

Take ya pick 😌

Just as soon as Tommy and Wilbur find out they INSIST he shows them

Tommy : DO THE THING

Techno : n--

Wilbur : DO THE THING MAGIC MAN

Phil : boys! Don't-

Techno : *sighing* nono it's fine.

Techno : *shifts into a piglin*

Tommy and Wilbur : YOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyways to finish it off during early dsmp Techno and Wilbur would write to eachother

As much as techno hated they were friends ❤

Techno would regularly receive letters with the headlines of

"Hey girl i started a drug scheme"

"Hey girl i accidentally started a fucking nation and we're fighting for our independence with my little brother wbu"

"Hey girl i started a fucking revolution oh god"

"Hey girl we won the revolution"

"Hey girl im running an election to consolodate my power"

"HEY GIRL I WAS FUCKING EXILED"

Wilbur would get messily written letters covered in dirt

Something about his ongoing potato war

Wilbur : *writes long letters about his experiences about the dsmp, let's be real there's probably a whole paragraph dedicated to tommy, ends it asking about how he is doing*

Techno : *responds with "i'm war. (potatoes)"*

Techno finally winning his potato war to immediately get a letter about how the sons of his best friend got exiled

Lmao rip

I think that's it

While I'm here I'll throw in the few hcs about techno's voices that i have yet to detail

*cracks fingers*

So i kinda seperated his voices and the blood god? If that makes sense

Because techno being violent because of the voices in his head is just,,,, bro that's just ableist

I always thought the blood god was this divine being or non corporeal deity of some sorts

Gonna be real with you cheif I don't have solid foundation for that one but that's the gist of it

So like the blood god has this sort of. Influence on him

Because his chat is honestly quite tame ("E" "/rainbowchat" "🦀TUBBO IS GONE🦀" ie basically just the average adhd brain) but it goes rougue with a trigger

So this other worldy being just casually corrupts his inner thoughts into an orchestrated chant for blood sometimes :) no biggie :)

Mans really going through it rn

Ayo fuck it what if the blood god just. used techno as it's vassal lmfao

Mans really going through it rn.

I'd imagine he would've always had his voices

But like he probably gained his blood god later on

Maybe during his roaming period in the nether

Some sort of deal

Some sort of curse

Bruh i really have to flesh that out

brb *pulls out notepad*

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Anon when you said "techno hcs" you meant "please elaborate on how you hc techno's backstory in the Least serious way possible with a Bullet list that keeps alluding to this One Thing" right /j

[h2bakugou]

Hi! I was wondering if you could write the reader having an older brother who also goes to UA but the two don't really interact that much unless they're like play fighting and maybe one day Todoroki or Denki (who don't know the two are siblings) see them fighting & they get really concerned bc neither of them are using their quirks or any form of fighting, the two are literally just smacking the shit out of each other. Also, if you could make it so Todoroki or Denki is dating the reader :))

a/n: hi!! of course! i turned this into a headcanon so i could write for both todo and denki!! i hope that’s alright hun! thank you for the request! personally having an older sibling, fighting is sure to ensue. my sister can be a bit of a headass but i love her to death, she’s an avid reader of my blog and often helps me out! if ur reading this brit, give me diamonds on royale high 😩😩

headcanon: them finding out you have an older brother who attends U.A.

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk / (b/n) - brother’s name

warnings: fluff, swearing, siblings being siblings

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shoto todoroki

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In the months of dating you, you’d never once mentioned to Shoto that you had an older brother.

The opportunity had never really presented itself. Between classes and hero stuff, you already didn’t have much time with dating. You made time for each other on off days, and dinners with his siblings were always nice, but you’d just sorta failed to mention your brother to Todoroki.

It wasn’t like you’d forgotten about your older brother. He attended U.A. too.

Your brother was a third-year whereas you were a first-year. He had to handle things like graduation, and what he would be doing after school. You were both pretty busy. The few times you’d actually gotten to see each other, you cherished.

Whether it be (b/n) teasing you about something or him proceeding to beat you up, the two of you going at it for the five minutes you had to spare, it was a fun moment shared between two siblings.

Today was just one of those days. 

Changing classes, you had a few minutes to spare and you just so happened to see the back of your brother’s head peeking over the top of some students as he walked down the hall. Catching up with him, you were unaware of your boyfriend who has also spotted you from behind.

Trying to catch up with you, Todoroki picked up his own pace, jogging down the hall after you.

“Dipshit!” You called out to your brother. 

Your brother nudged his friend’s arm and stopped, turning around to face you.

“Sup.” He greeted you with a flick to the forehead.

“Eat shit.” You rolled your eyes, flicking his forehead back. 

Todoroki was confused. Who was this guy? Was this some sort of friend? Another guy you liked? He didn’t have all the details so he couldn’t jump to any conclusions.

All of a sudden you slapped the back of his neck with force, causing the boy to glare at you.

Todoroki rushed over.

“Oh hey, Sho!”

“Woah who’s this?” Your brother stepped in, slinging an arm over your shoulder.

Stomping down on his foot, your brother recoiled at your action, taking a step back.

“This is my boyfriend Shoto. Shoto this is my brother, (b/n).” You rolled your eyes at the doofus behind you.

“You little-”

“Don’t make me tell mom!” You threatened.

“Does mom know you have a boyfriend?” Your brother shot back.

“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her-”

“I’m so telling!” “Don’t you dare!” You chased after him down the hall, waving to Shoto who gave you a sympathetic look. He could imagine his own siblings doing the same.

Later that afternoon, Shoto got the chance to talk to you about your brother.

“I didn’t know you had a brother.” Shoto spoke, sitting across from you at the common room table.

“I apologize for not telling you sooner, we don’t get to see each other very often.” You said your apology for not informing him sooner.

“Does he not like that we’re together?” Shoto asks, curious as to what your brother thinks of him.

“No, no! He’s happy for me, for us. He’s just a shithead.” You tease. Shoto feels a nice weight lift from his shoulders. He was worried your brother was going to hate his guts.

“I’d love to have the both of you over for dinner again sometime, and any other siblings if you’ve got them.” Todoroki smiles. You nod and laugh.

“He’d probably flit with your sister.” 

“She deals with enough hooligans with my brother.”

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denki kaminari

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Like Todoroki, you’re all so busy. U.A. is an amazing place but you’ve got to have time management. Besides holiday breaks and off-days, you’re pretty busy.��

You’ve got training, and classes to attend all while managing schoolwork, agency offers, and internships. And any other extra-curricular activities and trips and events.

Denki and you make time for each other. Most of this time consists of eating pizza and late-night snacks together while watching scary movies and playing video games.

Your brother is also pretty busy. Being a third-year requires having all your shit together for when you graduate.

You see each other in the halls, but you’re lucky to have lunch with his class as well. 

Though you don’t sit together, the both of you having your own group of friends, if you ever need to tell him something or if you just wanna annoy him, you can walk over to his table and do so.

This being said, Kaminari has no clue who the tall guy you’re talking to is. e’s a bit jealous. The guy looks visibly older, and a lot more mature. 

Deciding to go step in, he notices the guy teasing and hitting you, flicking your forehead and punching your arm.

Before he can say anything, you punch him in the gut. No quirk, no nothing, just a plain and simple punch to the gut.

“Ass.” You laugh, teasing your brother as he grumbles in pain.

“Oh, she got you!” Your brother’s friends cheer you on.

“Hey is this guy bothering you babe?” 

“Babe?” Your brother seemingly snaps up, almost like he wasn’t in pain from the blow to the stomach.

“Babe?” Denki says to you, now worried about who this guy was. Your face was hot as you shook your head.

“Kami, this is my dipshit brother, (b/n). (b/n), this is my amazing boyfriend, Kaminari.” You kiss Kaminari’s cheek and smile, reassuring the electric blonde that this was nothing more than siblings being siblings.

“Nice to meet you, bro!” Your brother extends a hand for Kaminari to shake.

“Nice to meet you too dude! I didn’t know you had a brother.” Kaminari mentions, making your brother glare at you..

“You didn’t tell this awesome bro that you had a cool ass brother?” Your brother fakes being hurt while you just roll your eyes.

“Yeah because the guy who clogged the second-story bathrooms after drinking spoiled milk is ‘cool.” You tease. Your brother’s friends join back in with some laughter.

“Yeah well, you snore super loud.” Your brother retorts.

“You little-!” You charge toward your brother, clinging onto him, tackling him to the floor.

“(Y/n)!” Kaminari calls for you.

“I got this Kami! Look away, babe!” You laugh, before slapping your brother across his face.

Later that day after having been told off by Aizawa to leave your brother alone, you were able to hang out with Kaminari.

“Why didn’t you tell me you had a brother?” Kaminari held you in his arms as he watched you play some RPG on his handheld console.

“He’s super busy, he’s a third-year and we never really get to see each other, plus it never really crossed my mind.” You admitted, pausing your game to turn and face him.

“I’d like to get to know him better if that’s alright, I think it’s important to have a good relationship with your brother.”

“Why he’s a butthole?” 

“I just want him to trust me, and ya know, let him know that I’ll take good care of you.” Kaminari kisses your cheek, smiling and resting his forehead against your own.

“If that’s what you’re worried about, I can promise you that he loves you.”

“Really?”

“As long as I’m happy, he’s happy.”

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[jehovahhthickness]

idk if I'm asking for advice or not but I feel like I just want to tell someone that's not in my friend circle how I'm feeling. Objectivity may be good for me. It's been about almost 2 years since me and my ex broke up. We were together for about 3 years. I feel like because she pretty much became my "best friend" and I put so much stock in our future, it's been hard to let it completely go. I'm not hurting anymore, I don't go looking for her on social media or anything like that, I'm generally in good spirits and doin good nshit but I can't even lie, I find myself feeling like "she's the one that got away" and sometimes I bring her up in conversation when I'm talking to other friends/people when I really don't need to lmao. Like when I want to recommend a restaurant, bar, or a place to check out. It's truly headass behavior. I fucking hate to say it, but I'm not gonna lie, I think I was her build-a-bear ass boyfriend such that she made me better in so many ways and likely for someone else and that makes me feel kinda bad because who I am now is who she wanted while we were in a relationship.

but anyway, it's getting to the point to where I feel like it's impossible for me to let it the fuck go and I lowkey feel like it may fuck up my future relationships with women, especially if in my mind, they aren't as good as her.

Also, I have been reluctant to "get back out there" because I ain't never been in the streets like that, even before COVID. I'm a relationship ass nigga but damn. I'm knocking on 30, and I'm feeling like I need to do something.

Sorry for the late response.

Okay so, I love how you still have so much love and respect for your ex that you’re not dogging her out because y’all are no longer together.

I really need people to let go on that whole “One that got away” idea because if someone is meant to be in your life for a long time, they’ll still be here.

Your ex had one purpose for the relationship and it was to build you up, uplift you and leave a positive impact on you. She wasn’t meant to be your partner or wife forever. You need to accept that. You should dwell on the beautiful memories and lessons you’ve learned and just apply that into your next relationship(s).

As much as it sucks but growing up is learning how to let people go because they aren’t your possessions and never will be. You are not entitled to them like that.

As far as getting back into the dating scene again, just take your time and just enjoy the process. Yes, you’re almost 30, but so the fuck what? You’re not dead yet and you have enough time to find that special someone that’s gonna stick around for the long run.

Don’t even trip.