#donkey butter

[blunts-and-babes]

Peanut butter breath and donkey butter🤭

[r-aindr0p]

If you put 4 people who speak Romance languages in a room, they can all sort of understand each other. I LOOOVEEE your comics and the silly-willy art style, i was reading the comics when it hit me "yo, I can sorta understand some words???" THEN I SAW THE BAH POST ABOUT BRAZIL. Congrats, it's a wild Brazilian!

We use Bah here as a surprised expression. Like "Baaah, she's dead?" Or "Bah, that's dope". There's the good surprised Bah, the disappointed Bah and the "what the fuck is this" Bah. Also, come to Minas Gerais, they love cheese and you will be VERY well received, we love visitors (seriously we love visitors, we will talk your ear off)

Ohh I'm taking notes ! Learning little stuff like that about spoken languages is so interesting ! It's always fun to listen and/or read and realize there's similarities from one language to another ! Though sometimes even if the languages are similar there can still be confusion and yeah the first exemple hat always comes to mind is the gato/gâteau sounding the exact same but not being the same thing at all. But that just makes the situation funnier imo

so telling you eat gateau could sound either normal or horrible

[thepotsmoker]

Donkey Butter 🫏 🧈

[factual-fantasy]

I also want to know more about your Minecraft boyos

You do? :0 Well sure! :DD Here I have a pretty old sketch of the whole Minecraft gang together. And a more recent sketch of just Melvin and a few others.

These OCS were based on a Minecraft world I had with a friend. Everything that happened in that world I translated into these characters in some way. As for what that story is, I wont dig into the nitty gritty to keep it short, just the basics.

Our story starts with Melvin the Donkey. He came from a village of other anthropomorphic animals.. but at some point when he was a teen(?) the village was raided by pillagers and burnt down.. He was the only survivor.. He grew up out in the wilderness by himself. Eventually he found a pillager outpost..

Fueled by anger and a need for revenge, he stormed into the outpost and managed to burn it down and kill all the pillagers. In that outpost though there were 6 trapped Allays. In his blind rage the cages were destroyed. 1 Allay escaped out into the woods. 2 died in the fire Melvin created. 1 was greatly wounded and the last 2 stayed behind to help the injured one. After Melvin snapped out of his rage he saw the 3 remaining Allays and brought them to safety.

He made a campfire and tried to help the wounded Allay.. but alas.. its injuries were too severe. The allay died. The other 2 allays ended up staying with Melvin and traveled with him. In their travels they found the Allay that escaped into the woods, and they became a group of four.

Also during his travels he met Butters. A yellow Axolotl that left his village underground seeking adventure. He ended up becoming Melvin's best friend. Melvin had no say in the matter-

Sometime after that when the group was running through a thunderstorm, a skeleton they were about to run past was struck by lightning. Turning into 4 skeletons riding 4 skeleton horses. The skeletons attacked Melvin so he fought back. Knocking one skeleton off, the horse ran away. Battling the others he killed all 4 skeletons and had to take down the 3 horses.

After the battle was over, Melvin heard struggling nearby. He goes to investigate and finds the 4th horse stuck in a mud pit. He calms the horse down and helps it climb out. New friend aquired!

Now the Librarian, 2 fletchers and the golem came from a village that had been destroyed by pillagers. The golem had grabbed them and ran, knowing it couldn't win against the pillagers. The villagers though had no idea how to survive out in the wilderness. How to find food, how to hunt and kill.. That's when they met Melvin and they struck a deal. Melvin: "You tell your Golem to protect me and my friends, and I will teach you how to hunt, find food and cook said food." "Deal." New friends aquired!

Then lastly the wolves. They were 2 bothers that got separated somehow. Thinking that one of them injured his leg and was swept down a river..? Melvin's group found him and nursed him back to health. later on he was reunited with his brother but they decided to stick with Melvin's group. New friends acquired! XD

Aaaaaaand that's about the gist of it XDD Thank you for reading all of this if you made it that far! :}}

[vaarians]

List of Terms: Chiss Ascendency Edition

(If I missed anything, please add in reblogs; I feel like I've forgotten stuff. Some of these are just assumptions based on the context around them.)

For all your Chiss Ascendency writing/roleplaying needs:

General Terms

Cheunh - Chiss Language

Minnisiat - Trade Language

Tybroic - Ancient language of the Stybla

Chaos - Name for the Unknown Regions by a native

Lesser Space - Main part of the Star Wars Galaxy

Syndicure - main governing body

Nine Ruling Families - head ruling body

Comm - Phone

Questis - Tablet

Data Cylinder - Storage Device

Univers - Universal Currency in the Chaos

Credit Chit - Money

Tube Car - Type of rail transport

Tube Car station - Rail Station

Skycar - Car

Skytruck - Truck

Dayroom - Sitting Room

Yapel - Waffles

Striped Fruit Squares - Poptarts

Nutpaste - a Nut Butter or Spread

Caccoleaf - coffee

Galara tealeaf - tea

Grillig-Juice packet - Capri Sun

Cooker - Oven/Stove

Nyix - Thicker metal used mainly in war ship building

Star Day - Birthday

Lurestick - electronic catch pole

Communication Triad - Three Poled device used to transmit communications across the Chaos. The bigger the Triad, the longer range the communication.

Animals

Yubals - Cows

Packbulls - a different breed of Cow? Donkey? Horse?

Whisperbird - hummingbird

Stingfly - Bee?

Whiskercub - Domesticated Cat

Groundlion - Big Cat

Growzer - Domesticated Dog

Firewolf - Type of Wild Dog

Blinkbirds - Hawk or Predator Bird

Nighthunter - Large constrictor serpent-like creature

Military Terms

Breacher - Missile with acid inside of it

Plasma Sphere - glop of fluid used to disable ships

Spectrum Lasers - Turbolasers tuned to a ship's electrostatic barrier frequency

Crippler Nets - electronic nets used to cripple ships electronics systems

Electrostatic Barrier - Type of ship shield

Gunboat - Starfighter

Missile boat - Starfighter

Heavy Cruiser - Destroyer type warship

Light Cruiser - Smaller warship

Patrol Cruiser - Smaller warship

Nightdragon Man of War - Largest Ship in the Fleet

Defense Fleet - Stays inside the Ascendency Border

Expansionary Defense Fleet - Protects the Ascendency from outside the limits of the Ascendency

Family Fleet - Fleets supplied by one of the Nine Ruling families

Military Ranks

Enlisted Ranks

Cadet

Senior Cadet

Junior Warrior

Mid-Warrior

Senior Warrior

Lieutenant

Lieutenant-Commander

Junior Commander

Mid-Commander

Senior Commander

Junior Captain

Mid-Captain

Senior Captain

Flag Ranks

Commodore

Mid-General

Mid-Admiral

General

Admiral

Senior General

Fleet Admiral

Supreme General

Supreme Admiral

Political Ranks

Patriarch - head of family

Speaker - head of family in the Syndicure

Syndic Prime - head syndic

Syndic - member of the Syndicure

Patriel - handles family business on the planetary scale

Councilor - handles family business on the local level

Aristocra - mid-level member of the Nine Ruling families

Family Ranks

Merit Adoptive

Trial-Born

Ranking Distant

Cousin

Blood

Ruling Families

Ufsa

Irizi

Dasklo

Clarr

Chaf

Plikh

Boadil

Mitth

Obbic

Forty Great Families

Xodlak

Kiwu

Pommrio

Erighal

Stybla

Sayings

"Son of a growzer," - Son of a bitch

[assistant-of-drama]

Assistant Noah's World Tour!

After Amazon...

Noah refuses to speak to him.

He won't even look at him.

It was driving Alejandro crazy and he doesn't know why.

He would rather get insulted or have hot coffee splashed in his face again, then deal with the silence.

The assistant knows that Alejandro had almost left Owen behind on purpose and has been ignoring him ever since.

Although Alejandro didn't show it, a mixture of guilt and confusion was swirling in his heart like a storm.

The charmer knows that Noah didn't like it when Alejandro left Bridgette stuck to a pole to freeze, but this time Noah seems to be actually outraged at what happened to Owen, even though the smaller man won't say anything.

His silent glare says enough.

Was... Noah close with Owen?

So, when Noah gave Owen that cookie, it was out of compassion and not because it was Noah's job or something?

The little porpoise was actually friends or IN LOVE with the butter-donkey?!

Why? When? How?

Alejandro needs answers.

"Hola Sierra, my former teammate, you know everything about everyone, si?" he asked, trying not to sound nervous.

Why did he feel nervous?

Sierra nods with a smile, a mischievous twinkle in her eye. "Yeah, why? Do you want to know something about Noah? What he likes and dislikes?"

"Something like that... I want to know why Noah is so fond of Owen... No offense to my beloved other teammate, but he doesn't seem like the type of person that Noah would enjoy being around." Alejandro explains, hating how his voice almost sounds shy.

Sierra giggles playfully. "Isn't it obvious? Noah and Owen have been best friends since Season 1! They've been hanging out together, both before and after Noah became an assistant. They're like yin and yang. Personally, they're also my favorite platonic power couple."

Platonic. Well, that's a relief.

Because honestly, Noah could do so much better than Owen.

Oh wait, Alejandro had left Noah's best friend to get eaten by giant demonic caterpillars.

Crap.

There's got to be a way to fix this.

Because he still needs to use Noah somehow.

No other reason.

[hotvampireadjacent]

OH ITS ITALIAN FOR BUTTERED I was thinking this guy

El burro is donkey in Spanish

[broflovski-brah]

pets i think the main 5 would have

cartman

he would definitely have a cat (or 3)

he’s like a crazy cat lady and all his cats are really mean lol

They’re all fat too because he spoils them

He’s not great with animals but he’s not terrible either

he just loses his temper a lot (judging by how he was with mr. kitty)

also i wish fluffy would make a return

stan

he ends up with a number of pets

i like to hdc he majors in animal science and he ends up nursing a lot of animals back to health

he’s been banned from animal shelters by his friends because he adopts like al the pets in there (exaggerating ofc)

but he’s awful at naming them

they’re all either the most basic dog/cat names out there or they’re human names

like he has a snake named Joe and a lizard named Michael or something

probably named his dog rover or smth basic (he’s not too creative)

kyle

i don’t care what you say kyle is a fan of animals (let’s not forget his elephant. also there was a clip of gerald walking a dog that i saw so maybe they have one?)

but kyle wanted a dog (he’s not a cat guy) so when he was moved out and had the money he was looking for a dog that would actually run with him

he ends up getting a german short haired pointer/german shepherd mix

he named it bucky because he’s one of those marvel fans lmao

he wanted a dog that would run around with him but also a dog that would calm down when he wanted it to

so after a lot of training he got exactly that lol

kenny

kenny would have really exotic animals

he has an ant farm (which is just ants he collected around the house)

he would probably have rats and mice aa well

he befriended an opossum so there was that as well

he makes up funny names for all his animals

its like the most random shit like he’ll just be all ‘oh yeah this is william snakespeare and alexander rattington IV’

he’s pretty okay with animals tbh

butters

butters would live on a farm as an adult i just know it

he adopts a border collie and names it waffles

he loves the cuter animals. he raises chicks and bunnies and names them all just really random shit

He also adopts three kittens to act as mice patrol in his barn

he probably names them after breakfast foods too

so he just has cats named pancake, toast and bacon

he names his farm animals really randomly though like he did in fun with veal

he has cows, chicks, bunnies, pigs donkeys, ponies, you name it.

i like to hdc he finds a good job that pays REALLY well (because he’s butters of course he would find a job like that) and he wants to buy things that make him happy. like animals.

he donates a lot to animal shelters and anti abuse organizations too

really random but was thinking about it because i’m making kyle have a dog in my comic lmao

[mefiman]

I was watching an episode of Wander Over Yonder called "The Hero" and Bowuigi was occupying my brain at the same time.

So, another idea story for Bowuigi!

The roles for this bunny idea:

Foreman Spike: Brad Starlight.

Luigi: Princess Demurra

Bowser: King Draykor

Here's the story idea:

Takes place sometime after the end of the movie. Spike buttering up to the bros and visiting the other world. Mario and Luigi taking time to forgive and forget Spike for being a shit boss to them in the past in their own pace. Luigi took longer since I headcanoned he and Spike were a thing before the latter broke it off and dumped Luigi in the most demeaning and humiliating fashion.

After months/a year, Bowser escapes, surprisingly kidnapping Luigi instead of Peach for some reason. Hearing the news, Spike took the opportunity to accompany Mario, Peach, Toad and Donkey Kong to rescue Luigi. Throughout the journey, him believing himself to be a bigger hero than Mario + his insufferable dick attitude rubs his companions the wrong way. Hilarity ensues as Spike gets bashed and beaten in the security obstacles set up by Bowser, his inexperience and massive ego not helping at all.

Eventually, they reached Bowser's castle. Mario, Peach, Toad and DK charging forward to fight Bowser's army before Spike could finish his heroic speech. The foreman throws a massive tantrum, whining about wanting to be the main hero before he and the others were captured and bought over to Bowser.

Cue to the Koopa King playing Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on his piano (or organ for better dramatic effects lol). He menacingly greets the gang before Luigi appeared unharmed and with the Koopalings + baby Junior. The big reveal that he and Bowser are in love and had bonded into in relationship long before he got whisked off.

The gang cannot believe their eyes and ears especially Mario and Spike.

Y'all can already imagine Mario's reaction and feeling about this, I don't think I need to elaborate on that.

Spike on the other hand, was spluttering and splattering that this was ridiculous, outrageous and that Luigi was better off with him. Luigi was displeased at his former boss's outburst and made it clear he turned him down respectfully many times before due to him being pushy and not respecting his space. Spike didn't take his refusal He prefers them being just friends.

Spike seemed to consider but outright refuses and beats up the Koopa guards holding him, shoving Mario aside and kidnaps Luigi. Escaping, laughing like a villain.

Bowser and Mario team up and with the others, rushed out to save Luigi.

Only to find him fine and just done subduing Spike with his Thunderhands.

Bowser sighs dreamily "And this is why I love him.~ ❤️"

Anddd that's pretty much from me, lol. Anyone's welcome to make this even better!

[prettyaddict14]

Cleopatra's beauty secrets

Sugaring- A natural hair removal that has been said to been practised by Cleopatra herself to keep her skin smooth and hairless which was considered the beauty standard in Ancient Egypt.

Dead Sea Salt- It is believed that Cleopatra used to frequently exfoliate with fresh dead sea salt to achieve soft skin.

Milk Bath- Hippocrates wrote that she used sour milk from 700 donkeys to bathe in. Milk in general contains lactic acid which mildly exfoliates the skin.

Royal Jelly- She used Royal Jelly from bees to moisturise the skin

Rose water- She used rose water to purify her skin as well as a scent and perfume to air around her

Aloe Vera- She rubbed Aloe Vera on her skin every day for smooth and soft skin. It also was believed that the plant was from Gods and could cure anything from baldness to insomnia.

Green Malachite- She used the bright green malachite paste on her lower eyelids and lapis luiz stone on the upper eyelids_(warning do not do this if u dont want to become blind xx)

Shea Butter- It is said Cleopatra kept jars of unrefined Shea butter for her smooth skin

Oils- It is said she used different oils from Moringa Oil to castor oil on her skin to fight aging from fine lines to wrinkles

Clay Mask- She used clay masks as a beauty treatment which could draw out impurities from the skin

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

Idk if you‘ve done this before, but companions and their favourite video game genres? 🤔

For some reason I see Preston enjoying farming sims - being part of a close knit community and helping improve it. Also probably city builder-type games. (The only kind of settlement-esque joke I will ever make about my beloved cowboy husband)

And while writing this I also had to think of Curie doing review videos of all sorts of medical games. Imagine her doing a series on smth like Two Point Hospital, I imagine that‘d be kinda cute.

(Ooh this is fun!)

Cait:

She really likes the more old school type of arcade games. (If you consider that to be a genre in itself, I totally do) Things like Donkey Kong, Frogger, and Pac-man are her jam.

Curie:

I think the ask really hit the nail on the head with her. I can totally see her liking medical games but more specifically things like surgery simulators.

Danse:

It might sound crazy but I firmly believe Danse would enjoy sandbox style games. Things were he can build up a world of his own and have decent freedom is something he’d enjoy. His favorite is Minecraft but he won’t admit it.

Deacon:

He is an avid enjoyer of MMORPG style games. He really likes fucking with people, that’s honestly why. Games like Day Z and Dead by Daylight is where he shines.

Gage:

He prefers games that require a bit of strategy behind them with tons of action. His taste isn’t too picky but if he had to pick an absolute favorite..something like Marvel’s Midnight Suns would be right up his alley. (Also Gage is a huge nerd, I just know it)

Hancock:

Big time lover of old times platform games. Give him OG Mario and he’s happier than a lark.

Macready:

Okay..it’s tempting to say the sniper would enjoy shooting games but in all actuality his favorite is fantasy rpg. Games like Skyrim are his bread and butter and he will spend an unhealthy amount of time on them.

Maxson:

If asked he’ll claim strategy but in truth his favorite is anything with a good adventure to it. Anything with exploration, optional problem solving but minimal pressure on his character makes him happy.

Nick:

Does online solitaire count?

Piper:

She is all about classic fighting games. Mortal Kombat is something she doesn’t play around with..she’s an obnoxious gamer too btw.

Preston:

He just likes a game that puts him in a nice, calm setting where he can still feel useful. Games like Stardew Valley or even Animal Crossing are great in his opinion.

X6-88:

You know those old computer games where you could shoot kittens out of canons? That’s it.

[selfcare-bunni]

May 2024

Goals:

Weight - 125 lb

Hair Length - 24"

Savings - $*****.**

Starting:

Weight - 191.8 lb

Hair length - 11.5"

Savings - $*.**

~

Exercise:

Legs/Glutes:

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Weighted Squats - 10 x 5

Side Leg Lifts - 25 x 4 (each leg)

Donkey Kicks - 25 x 4 (each leg)

Fire Hydrants - 25 x 4 (each leg)

Glute Bridges - 10 x 5

Core:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Flutter Kicks - 10 x 5

Russian Twists - 5 x 10

Plank - *until failure*

Mountain Climbers - 15 x 4

Upper Body:

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Bicep Curls - 20 x 5

Dumbell Curls - 20 x 5

Wall Push Ups - *until failure*

Hammer Curls - 20 x 5

Rest Saturday, Sunday

~

Hygiene:

Hair:

Jamaican Black Castor Oil with Coconut

Olaplex N° 4

Olaplex N° 5

Blond Brilliance Ash Blonds Lathering Toner

Zotos Biotera Anti-Frizz Leave-In Conditioner

Lash/Brow:

The Ordinary Multi-Peptide Lash and Brow Serum

Original Vaseline

Face:

Head and shoulders Tea Tree Oil 2in1

The Ordinary Niacinamide 10%+ Zinc 1%

Palmers Cocoa Buttet Formula Swivel Stick

Body:

First Aid Beauty Bump Eraser Body Scrub with 10% aha

Soft Soap Body Exfoliating Coconut Butter

Palmers Cocoa Buttet Formula Skin Therapy Oil

Palmers Cocoa Buttet Formula Firming Butter Body Lotion

Jergens Natural Glow - Medium to Tan

[smallmariofindings]

Sculpture of Donkey Kong made out of butter, created for Nintendo of America’s first company Christmas party in 1981.

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[undeadvinyls]

fueling my polishness but i can imagine butter roll and dark choco's relationship would literally be donkey and shrek

[miracles-and-butterflies]

Bruno: Before we wrap up breakfast, I wanted to give a few shout-outs. Isabela, great job with that new garden. You are a good person with a great attitude.

Isabela: I don't like this.

Bruno: Luisa, when I think of you lifting those donkeys, one word comes to mind: WOW. And that "WOW" is an acronym for "wow, oh, wow."

Luisa: What’s happening?

Mirabel: Tío Bruno is buttering us up before giving us some devastatingly bad news.

Dolores: My God. My brothers are dead.

[mrs-monaghan]

Hello,

Not to be that person but I feel like you don't talk about how Jimin is also packing..like even the recent run episode where they do flying yoga, it's so noticeable. Behind the scenes of their Butter music video too, he be dangling. Out of all the members he seems to be really good at tucking it in to be honest. like that set me free dance practice, Jimin was showing. I couldn't stop staring haha..

Anon wdym? I talk about the Jimcock all the time.

Here u go.

Another here

And here. I mean, look at this thing. Our man is definitely packing. Youtube link here for a clearer view

And here is the SMF Jimcock you're talking about. He will forever be iconic 🍆

Here he is dressed in white thus giving us a clear view 😝

I clipped the Jimcock from Own it dance practice here. Oh, he's packing.

You also see it here

And you definitely see it here

Here it is again

And please... please lets never forget the wave the wave is fucking iconic.

I felt a bit guilty about where my eyes were on this clip seeing as OP is talking about how cute Mimi is. But my eyes had other plans. 🤷🏽‍♀️

It's the fact that this lucky lady has her head right on the Jimcock.

Of course we have that one award show

Another award show if you don't have TT here is a screenshot

That one TT he did. Y'all already know where to find it

Look, Jimin is packing too, alright? Let's never forget. JK wasn't having a hard time on his birthday and ITS for nothing.

The difference is, Jimin knows how to contain the Jimcock and so we don't see it as often. Also Jimin is thick while JK's is long. Jimin's boyfriend has a donkey dick that he likes to wave around everywhere. So its kinda hard not to notice the Jungkonda when its right there. I mean this man was racing like this. He cray cray!!! So yes, Jungkonda comes up more. But make no mistake; BOTH members of the Park-Jeon house are blessed.