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As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
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we saw ghost tummy. can we pls see soap tummy 👉👈
ok, but we gotta be quick because Soap's about to get u-
AH NOOOOO WE'VE BEEN MADE!!!
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Part 2.5 (I deleted the last one for reasons sorry)
First two inspired by a meme I can no longer find the link to
Part one
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draw happy edgewotrh bc he needs to experience joy and whimsy at some point in his lfie
Wanted to show different kinds of happiness: joy, mischief, contentment and finally a happiness so great it can be mistaken for grief. I hope you enjoy this Anon, sorry if it got heavy.
One with Nick, Pess and Miles can be interpreted anyway you want, if you ship it, it can be seen as a couple thing and if you don't it can be just two buds messing around. Either one is fine, whatever your heart wishes it will be so.
Ice cream one is inspired by this post: https://prozdvoices.tumblr.com/post/93211284060/anonymous-said-could-you-voice-edgeworth except Edgeworth is completely shameless regarding his Steel Samurai adoration.
I also like thinking that at some point Maya and Edgeworth become close enough friends that would lead to the last one happening. It seems like an interesting idea.
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yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always.
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Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.
Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.
In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.
Somehow my joke about Sakura starting a hidden village became a full 70k fanfic, so here. Have BAMF!Mokuton!Sakura, Barely-Not-A-Supervillain!Obito, Unbelievably-Divorced!KakaObi. Go wild.
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