#dont be shy I dont bite

[christclown]

if I was the delinquent bully who brought a flask to school would you (gifted class student who has never done wrong in their life) let me pour whiskey into your mouth and laugh as you choke on it

[themostdesperatehoney]

if you ever jack off thinking about me you must tell me sorry I don't make the rules

[fagm0m]

genuine question for those that spam like me..when y'all do that are u jerking off to my posts? and can I see? and can you tell me what you liked about the post? and can i call you little sis?

[kazooms]

To all the CoD content creators who want to include german phrases when posting about König: a little thread of things you can use! (coming from a native german speaker)

So this is just a little something I see often or could think of off the top of my head, so if you'd like to know any more, ask away, and I'll add on! This also goes for a section of sentences. I'll add one if I come across it!

Terms of endearment:

(Mein) Schatz / Schätzchen / Schatzi (general term of endearment)

Meine Liebe (my love)

Mein(e) liebe(r) (my dear) -> Mein_ lieber (male ver), Meine liebe (fem ver) yes, just a change in capital letter :,)

Kleine Maus (little mouse)

(Kleines) Mäuschen ((little) mouse, but cute-ified)

Mein(e) Süße(r) (my cutie) -> Meine Süße (fem vers), Mein_ Süßer (male ver)

Words/phrases:

Mein(e) Kleine(r) (my little one) -> Meine Kleine (fem ver), Mein_ Kleiner (male ver)

Liebling (darling)

Bitte [?] (please OR come again if there's a question mark following up)

Danke (thanks)

Du (you, informal)

Sie (always capitalize the 'S' if referring to "you" but formally)

Vorsicht (caution/attention)

Komm' (come)

Beeil' dich (hurry up; informal)

Beeilen Sie sich (hurry up; formal)

Sicher? (sure?)

Ist es sicher? (Is it safe?)

Pass' auf (be careful; informal)

Passen Sie auf (be careful; formal)

Warte (wait)

[izzyfizzykitty]

i made a percy jackson roleplay discord server!!!

i posted abt this a while ago but here we go!!!

RULES: you must be under 18 and not like 10, you HAVE to have at least read pjo and heroes of olympus! it would be appreciated if u have read toa and tsats but not necessary (tho be okay and ready for spoilers)

another thing! it would be very much appreciated if you have roleplayed before (not percy jackson specifically just in general)

please choose a character that you think you can get into character with!! its okay to be ooc some times bc that happens but try your best!

there will be no magnus chase, kane chronicle characters, or ocs! but you can be any characters from the percy jackson universe! (this includes gods!)

please join if you can be active!!

now here is the list of everyone who is taken!:

nico, bianca, silena, clarisse, will, jason, octavian, grover, annabeth, piper, alabaster, leo

canon ships in rp would include: solangelo, valgrace, and (prob) percabeth!

obviously more but those are the main ships

you can join!! dm me for the invite! :)

[darkmagiciang1rl]

This my pitbull his name is cupcake

[suffarustuffaru]

Have you seen that edit thing where they cut out RBD and only show the successful loop's

OF COURSE I HAVE ANON :D and ive seen all those smaller edits on youtube too of showing how subaru rbding to his checkpoint in canon looks like to other people. i know theres a full length edit though of the entire first season with just successful loops but i never got a chance to watch it in full from start to finish :< i gotta do that if i get my hands on that edit again and have the time to rewatch all of s1 again!! i wonder if theres been any successful loop edits for s2…

but yess like those edits are so enlightening to what it looks like to other people seeing subaru. like Yeah you can imagine how fucking weird it is and how enigmatic he must be from other POVs. and you especially know that from all the times in canon we get to see subaru through other characters’ eyes. but seeing the actual proof there from the anime through those edits is CRAZY. so fascinating!! i almost wish i could gluttony myself just to watch s1 blind but with successful loops only 😭😭 thatd be a fun psychological experiment trying to decipher wtf is going on with subaru LMFAO.

also massive kudos to all the people doing those edits. theyre doing a real fandom community service and satisfying curiosity there with these edits pfft. or satisfying my curiosity at least HAH.

[softcitrus2345]

Meet Meringue! (they/them) They're gonna be my sona for this blog! Just a lil goober up to no good XD

I had a lot of fun designing them! I'd wanted to make a little food-sona for a while now, and I finally got the chance to draw them! Their design is still subject to change, but for now, I'm happy with how they look

Hope yall like 'em! :p (I wanted to capture the vibe of these pictures with their design ;pc)

Feel free to ask questions about 'em too! I love answering yalls asks~

[angel-bitezz]

hey guys. hi. hii hi heyyy hellooo

[rainbow-wolf120]

Come on Sssamm the Snake was right there for the snake character.

As much as I love Ssssam, I have my reasons on why I put Ales as Sir Pentious.

First, Ssssam isn't a nightmare. I kinda need my cast to be nightmares if they live in the Land of the Livid Dead

Second, Ales is an inventor, just like Pentious. They both make le robots and have silly henchmen (for Ales, I made the Egg Bois to be the annoying ass robots from Origins)

Third, I headcanon that Ales and Pentious to have the same ish personality. Aka, they are both wet socks who think they're way powerful then they are.

I have more reasons, like the flying machines and whatnot, but there is one more big reason.

(Spoilers under cut)

I can do this! This is probably the biggest reason why I made this AU in the first place!

This is all opinions though, so feel free to disagree and change the cast to however you please in your own HH X Rayman AU ^^

[christclown]

would it be weird if you randomly brought me home from a club and I already knew where you slept and what draw you keep your gun in and what sex toys you have? what about if I knew the best places to hide? or that you sleep talk? what if I slip in your cunt and say "I missed this" even though you've never seen me before?

[rainbowspinch]

i remember when you were a mostly batim account and i feel old (im pretty sure we user to be mutuals a time ago)

I STILL LOVE BATIM I PROMISE

IM WAITING FOR THE NEW GAME TO COME OUT IM SO EXCITED

I think about my silly little au all the fucking time but also my brain will only focus on one major interest at a time so I have to juggle it between other things <//3

I’m hoping once I can delve back into it It’ll kickstart my lazy ass and I’ll get back into it I promise I haven’t shed myself of batim I’m still completely fucking rabid about them

Beloved CTC au is probably due for some redraws by now, actually! I’ll put it on my to-do list

Honestly tho VERY heartwarming to know there’s still people sticking around from that era, it’s one of the few fandom eras I can look back on without cringing. I appreciate that you’re still around, thanks for sticking by me!

[intotheelliwoods]

Bro that design looks so cool but like ngl I really hope he never gets punched in that arm by like meatsweats or something

nice port you got there leo, would be a shame if that 5 inch rod suddenly got 5 inches deeper.

Anyways though real talk, when designing it I was mostly basing it off a humans shoulder anatomy. Chances are Leo's skeleton would be similar to what we have for our shoulders (just put the ribcage on the outside of the scapula rather than on the inside, also just ignore how he can shove his arms into his shell because dear GOD I do not know how to explain that one outside of cartoon logic)

Point being, the port was made to replace the humerus in a sense, and in doing so is basically bolted to the clavicle and the scapula through a little ball joint of sorts so there is a bit of available movement there. The clavicle being very firmly connected to the plastron, while also remaining flexible. The scapula is connected via muscle, so it is also flexible. And the rod itself meanwhile also can act as as a cushion. So if Leo were to get punched there or something at best it might crack the clavicle? But theres enough cushion provided in muscle to most likely prevent that

Good lord im such a nerd

[way2gosuperrstarr]

(hey, hey chat, if anyone has any questions regarding sdgo, i would love to answer some ,,, stares at you . very normally

regarding mc, the dca, ness, etc etc, most stuff is all fair game to ask about)

[dilftaroooo]

me looking at my notifs waiting for someone to send me a thirst ask that i can whorishly respond to:

pls look at me requesting rules as well as general rules/dni before sending me any thirsts :)

only ppl 18 or older can interact!!

[mxriviera]

"Did you know that a shark attorney like me can smell an easy case from a mile away?"

he also!! is pointing where you gotta give him a little kiss or else he'll die.