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blackberries45 · 2 years

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So, uh, is anyone else now getting recommended a Catholic prayer app on TikTok? I don't know if it's because it's tracking me but, it's picking up the wrong signs on what I'm reading 😂😂😂

#tiktok #midnight mass #midnight mass smut #father paul hill #oops #im sorry #dont smite me #hamish linklater #monsignor john pruitt

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bluegiragi · 7 months

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that bike's not the only thing getting ridden tonight

(this was inspired by this photoset which promptly filled my head with all sorts of mechanic au ideas😵‍💫)

#i also used this as a rendering/colouring study but its very much not the focus #hoping tumblr gods dont smite me for this #he's wearing shorts guys #everything's fine #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #giragi art

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obsob · 1 year

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beloved!!!

#neither of these characters r women >:3 #mine #fan art #rote #fitz and the fool #fitzloved #realm of the elderlings #i was screaming reading golden fool let me tell you that. 'you thought i was bringing you flowers?' fitz what if i bit you #i am on . fools fate now. oh dear #after this im gonna. wait a long time before reading fitz and fool trilogy...good lord #also. u would not believe the amount of GRIEF. this drawing gave me. ive been staring at colour variations for like an hour #th pose is based off an Artus Scheiner drawing i saw n was like. thats fitzloved #i hvent read liveship traders i know i know. smite me down. listen. i dont care for boats i really dont.#i started reading it n was like i dont respect any of these people and then. stopped skdfbsdk #anyway. why is it 30 degrees. relax. its cooler next week thank god. this better b th last of th heat or im gna start biting

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visikonn · 5 months

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Sparda sibling photo!!

#i love vergil i love lobe lobv vergil #FUCK YOU HES MILDLY CAMERA SHY I SAID SO #bbg #and dante.#(joking i love dante too dont smite me)#dmc dante #dmc vergil #devil may cry fanart #devil may cry #dmc #dmc5 #art

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aroaceleovaldez · 11 months

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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love-3-crimes · 3 months

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look up high, bird the sky!!!

ft her favorite white boy xP

#i hit her w da bean beam iykyim #😭#tumblr im mexican dont smite me #chonny jash #angelo tag #good fucking night

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smolestboop · 1 month

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my stalwart (pent up) crusader ❤️ (full thing on my spicy twitter alt @unwise_boop)

#darkest dungeon #my art #dd highwayman #darkest dungeon 2 #dd crusader #dd reynauld #dd dismas #dd reymas #IM SORRY BUT UR GETTING THIS TUMBLR PLS DONT SMITE ME #reymas

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leggalese · 4 months

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Hiii!! U-turn edgeworth anon here, thanks for including me in Anon War 2024 ™️

Im glad none of the anons went to attack him and just focused on phoenix- love how you draw both of em, by the way. It’s a really unique and shaped style that i dont see much of :0

Thanks for enjoying my art and how I draw the fools.

Have an aftermath of them about to engage in wholesome christian fun after the entire ordeal.

#ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #fanart #ask #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#tumblr dont smite me plz they are just cuddling

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coeur-de-fruk · 2 months

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Little Bleu Ridinghood

Little Bleu Ridinghood, also known as Francis among the village, travels through the French and Italian Alps to visit his Nonna Romano. He makes it safely, but the nightly walk home had other plans for him...

I have no idea what to do with this AU so I just made some random ass doodles.

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butterflybandage222 · 4 months

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Patrick (and his boyfriends) - 10 Boyfriends

#plz dont smite me for rpf-ing its just for fun and laughs i dont think hes has 10 boyfriends in real life #i just love chrissy #my edit #polyfob #patrick stump #patrick stump edit

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layzorr · 10 months

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Fun fact: literally any kink gets hotter (in my personal taste) if you add praise kink. It goes with anything.

Corruption kink? Praising them for resisting for so long even when it must be *so* hard to handle it, as a backhanded working them up more thing. Or praising them for just giving in and being so desperate and *easy.* Humiliation and praise kink is a god tier combination.

Edging? Praising them for taking so much, including more backhanded working them up more thing. But also dom rewarding them for not cumming, rewarding them every time they pleaded them to slow down so they didn't cum. Saying they'll only get to cum once they've earned it but since they're *so* good, they shouldn't have a problem with it. Cooing that it must be so hard but they're doing SO good and they're so perfect, they deserve all the rewards they're getting and they're gonna make sure they feel so good when they finally get to cum.

Masochism? Boom, praising them for how much they can take. "Does that hurt enough? Oh, you're barely even flinching. I bet you could take more." OR if you have a thing for sub tops, may I offer: praising them for how strong they are. Sub sadists you are underappreciated and ily.

Pet play? Do I even have to answer that question? Have you ever met anyone into pet play???

Divinity kink? I mean come on. Being of all mighty power owning you and telling you you're perfect and made for them. I think anyone into divinity kink would just Die.

You could incorporate it into pretty much any scene if you tried hard enough, or any fantasy scenario. No officer I don't have a praise kink this is a total coincidence.

Feel free to add on!

(cishets and minors dni, everyone else you can stay)

#not safe #nsft praise #praise nsft #corruption nsft #queer nsft #t4t nsft #trying not to tag spam while also trying to accurately filter #hell on earth!!!#divinity kink #oh tumblr gods please dont smite me i am but a humble lesbian

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ima-super-natural · 5 months

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I'm so disappointed I finally watched the "gay angel" show everyone had been telling me was "so queerbaity" since like 2015 only to find out the ship only exists because the only other male to ship the main character with would be incest and the characters themselves actually have no tension at all.

#supernatural thing not actual gay angel show thing #i didnt expect to be anti destiel but COME ON #THEY HAVE NOTHING #im genuinely starting to think you guys dont know what queerbait is #fandom critical #anti destiel #please don't smite me for this i just got here

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bluegiragi · 2 years

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We need more ghost bullying könig in the netx part of the comic 😶