#doomguy and master Chief

[abatilus]

[tunafan9000]

This one youtuber is making polls asking who would win between Arthur Morgan and different insanely powerful characters and he keeps winning until it gets to Tuberculosis. Reason being because he can't use deadeye on it.

[narklos]

Go away mum

[latehere]

various doom sketches

[turtletoads]

*astro bots your microsoft ips* (and some extras)

[gordon-freeman-phd]

me (on the chair) and my super soldier friends, im 6 foot 2 btw

[nuclearnerves]

Doomguy and Master Chief give Gordon Freeman some advice based on this post under readmore

Struggling to get my old iPad to draw again by going thru my freeguy117 tag and finding gems like these

[1mm4d13]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE MY GREEN BOYS!!!

[crusaderguy]

Fuck it. Early Halloween posts.

[1stprototype]

What is Microsoft’s major malfunction? Do they hate fun or are they just really fucking stupid?

[but-a-humble-goon]

"Master Chief and Doomguy would be best friends." Master Chief was an abducted child supersolider created to crush human rebellions who is unerringly loyal to the fascist military that created him. Doomguy canonically beat his commanding officer to death for ordering him to shoot civilians. No they would not.

[therebloggerbird]

Remember everyone! The quartet is Doomguy, Samus, Master Chief, and SHEPARD. Not Isaac Clarke!

"But Isaac Clarke has the helmet! The cool, trademark helmet!"

Yes, but Isaac Clarke is a hapless bluecollar who unwittingly stumbles into badassery, like Ash Williams. Commander Shepard is a certified army-destroying, god-killing space-borne badass. The fact that Bioware never designed a default helmet for them that stuck the landing doesn't detract from that characterization!

Let Isaac nap! Stop dragging him along with the jocks!

[suneated]

sketching practice ended up like this, and I only have myself to blame.

in other words

characters with helmets

full-body armor? yeah, that's the sexiest thing i've ever witnessed

this ^ is what the canvas looked like just before i got to work...

[joeb91]

Narklos @ twitter

Loved this, so RTing it over her so more people can see it.

[smellbringer]

I know a lot of people talk about the similarities between the "Space Marine Trio" of Samus, Master Chief, and Doom Slayer. But I never see anyone mention the fact that, unlike most other gaming protags, their victories don't result in an actually happy ending.

No, even though their enemies are left slaughtered in droves; Samus, Master Chief, and Doom Slayer all have their lives irrevocably ruined. They're left as hollow shells, everyone they love is dead, and the universe is indifferent to their suffering.

Samus lost her parents at age 3 when a goddamned space dragon murdered them. Then her adoptive bird dads go almost extinct. Then every person she forms any attachment with, from her human mentor to a goddamn space parasite, dies in horrible and brutal ways while she's helpless to save them. Samus has one friend left and even then it's unclear if they're on speaking terms.

Master Chief is forced to watch billions die in screaming agony to an unstoppable alien horde while he can do nothing to stop it. Every victory the Chief wins is immediately nullified and rendered pointless. Then his adoptive family almost entirely dies to said alien horde while he's forced to watch. After that he winds up stranded for 4 years and is forced to watch his best friend die. Then she's reborn as a megalomaniaical dictator who he has to kill.

Doom Slayer has everyone he cared about killed by demons from hell. Then proceeds to fight hell so many times that it breaks his mind and leave him in an unstoppable blood rage. When The Slayer eventually recovers from that and finds new purpose and people to care about he's betrayed and loses almost everyone he came to care about. Even killing the Lord of Hell and destroying hell comes with a final 'fuck you.'

No wonder they're people of few words. They'd be screaming in constant emotional agony otherwise.

[crazyspaceman]

A Matchup in Hell (Ngl this was REALLY draining since I don't do highly detailed characters often, But at least I tried it out🤷‍♂️)