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I miss Marvel Ultimate Alliance...anyway I'm going to go disappear from the face of the Earth.

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They done gave this mf an energy sword from Halo.

Imagine Ultron, instead of trying to wipe out all of humanity, he just livestreams Halo all day.

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Marvel Rivals brainrot type shit.

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Ghost Rider by Alex Ross

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Aight so here's some stuff that I expect Marvel Rivals to do when Ghost Rider gets added:

Add Johnny, Danny, and Robbie all on the same day so that I can still play as one of them in case someone instalocks the other.

Make Robbie DPS and have the other two be tanks.

Have Jeff do barely any damage to any of them, I'm talking 1% damage to Ghost Rider. Also give Jeff damage whenever he uses his ult against Ghost Rider because I don't know if you guys know this but eating fire kinda burns and when you get burned you get hurt so Jeff should take damage from eating Ghost Rider.

Make Ghost Rider one shot Jeff. Also give him two ults, one for the motorcycle or car, the other one is the penance stare and it can only be used against Jeff players.

Have Jeff die from Ghost Rider's mere presence. It doesn't even matter if the Jeff player is near Ghost Rider just have Jeff die the minute someone decides to play Ghost Rider so it forces them to play another strategist.

Uuuuuuuuuh idk nerf Jeff's self healing, when he starts swimming under the floor just make his healing take 10-50 years to get himself back to full health.

Nerf Adam's speed by ×9,000 and buff Moon Knight's ult and have it cover the whole map.

Make the Marvel Ultimate Alliance games backwards compatible and make Xbox exclusive remasters too.

Put Master Chief in Marvel Rivals and retcon Halo 5 from existence saying that Halo 4 is actually a reboot and put me in charge of the franchise.

I dunno a Fing Fang Foom boss fight could be pretty cool like have a group of players be the heroes and villains and shit and then have another player be Fing Fang Foom.

Put Godzilla in the game and give it a basketball gamemode.

Nerf Jeff to oblivion.

Remove Squirrel girl's ult.

I got nothing to put here.

Mind control players to ship Robbie and Luna.

Nerf Jeff again.

Y'know I once heard that NetEase has no plans to add War Machine and She-Hulk to the game because they think they would play too similarly to Iron man and Hulk. I'm not sure if that's true but if it is, I can understand She-Hulk idk maybe just make her DPS, but I refuse to believe that War Machine would be too similar to Iron man, just make Rhodey a literal flying tank, just give him the power of flight and make play like Punisher or Star Lord, problem solved.

Give Jeff bone cancer while in DOOM match.

Make the painting in DOOM match with Dr. Strange and his ghost dog indestructible because it makes me feel bad when ghost dog is looking at where the painting is supposed be to just for him to be looking at a wall. :(

I just remembered that She-Hulk is a lawyer so just have her throw briefcases at her enemies.

Just make DR. DOOM (ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name) playable already!

Whatever Marvel Rivals does they better not give Ultron the same personality he had in the MCU, I want a Next Avengers: Heroes of tomorrow type of Ultron.

Wait hold on this started off as what I expect for Ghost Rider.

Uuuuh give Robbie air Jordans or something idk.

Nerf Iron fist so that he stops killing me.

"Jarvis add one billion more white women to the game."

Again, nerf Jeff please.

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Aight chat. Time to settle this debate once and for all.

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Reuploading this because I realized this needed more tags but if I have to see this, then y'all have to see it too.

Now with that out the way, WE'RE SO BACK CHAT!!!!

Ok but no seriously something needs to be done about these disgusting ads, that shit is just gross. That's why I say that WE SHOULD RAID YOUTUBE HEADQUARTERS AND THREATEN THEM WITH VIOLENCE SO THIS GARBAGE IS NO MORE!!! Just kidding tho... (Wink wink)

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Poison Ivy is probably going to be Biollante or the Gravemind, but y'all heard it from me first tho.

Haven't read Absolute Batman yet (I want to read so bad) but by looking at his villains I'm gonna have to make an assumption here.

So when they get around to making Absolute Scarecrow, my theory is that Absolute Scarecrow is going to use evil ass demonic sorcery as fear gas. If they don't do that tho, I'm using that idea if I ever get to make my own Batman series.

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Haven't read Absolute Batman yet (I want to read it so bad) but by looking at his villains I'm gonna have to make an assumption here.

So when they get around to making Absolute Scarecrow, my theory is that Absolute Scarecrow is going to use evil ass demonic sorcery as fear gas. If they don't do that tho, I'm using that idea if I ever get to make my own Batman series.

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Chat, is this lore accurate?

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My variants fr.

I was going to post this a whole lot more earlier this month but uuuuuuuhhhhhh... I got lazy but we're just gonna pretend that I went gambling or some shit.

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LMAO THEY THIS GOT THIS ICE CUBE LOOKING ASS MF HOLDING BOOB4!!!!

Y'all know damn well they did this shit on purpose.

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Y'all think that if Baldwin IV never had leprosy and he lived a longer life could lead to the US deploying knights during the Vietnam war?

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Can't have shit in Gotham.