#dorito answers

[feralghxuls]

could you tell us abt those teeth thing headcanons you mentioned in the tags? i am v interested

YES I COULD

i am SO glad you asked i love this concept very much

it's based on the way that people who work with big cats will often work with them until the animals allow them to touch their teeth, which is mainly so that they are able to do periodic examinations and so they won't flip out if they need dental work or something like that, but it's also a huge show of trust between animal and handler

for simplicity's sake, i'll go through the ghouls with the idea that it's copia or terzo doing this, with some extras for those who have notably different responses to other ghouls doing this rather than their papa

headcanons about ghouls getting their teefies examined under the cut!

aether is a very good boy, his ears go down a little when copia approaches him with the intent of touching his teeth, but he opens right up when asked and will hold still for as long as he needs to. but he will be whining softly in the back of his throat the whole time, and when he's done he looks a little bit like he's going to cry. it's very stressful for him but he Will Do It when asked

cirrus does not like it AT ALL. copia was shocked when he asked her to open up for him the first time and she pinned her ears and growled at him. he tried to be placating, explaining that it's necessary, but she wasn't having it. they had to call in backup (mountain) to hold her still and even then she was still shrieking and squalling like she's being killed. copia had to learn how to be very quick about it, and the second cirrus gets to have her teeth back she shakes it off and acts like nothing happened at all (only cumulus and mountain have any chance at touching her teeth without it being a full-on fight for their lives)

cumulus is very cooperative! she kinda really loves it actually, she already has her mouth wide open and teeth bared for examining before copia even gets close enough to touch, all ^.^ cause she knows she's got good teeth and that the others aren't quite as willing. and also, she'll never admit it but she likes the attention and the praise when copia says her teeth are surprisingly much sharper than they look (he definitely nicked his fingers the first time and she kissed it better)

dew is...temperamental, to no one's surprise. when copia approaches to examine his teeth, the phrase "if looks could kill" still doesn't scratch the surface of the death glare dew gives him. he scowls and growls and resists when copia slips his thumb into the side of his mouth, but he's surprisingly patient once he's in there. dew won't allow it forever, so copia has to be pretty quick about it or he definitely will lose fingers. there's also plenty of times when dew straight up refuses, and they have to call in aether or rain to pry his mouth open and hold him still

with terzo he was a little more willing, partly because terzo spent the whole time telling him how pretty and sharp his teeth are & he took pride in that. it took several months before he allowed terzo to touch his teeth though, and even longer with copia

mountain keeps up a low, terrifying growl the entire time copia approaches, ears pinned and everything, but the second copia starts to reach for his mouth he opens it himself rather than having to be made to open up. he still keeps up that growl but surprisingly, he's willing to hold still for as long as copia wants to poke around in there (after copia figured that part out, there was one time he spent quite a while, absolutely fascinated by how sharp mountain's molars are and his sets of long double canines)

rain doesn't like this at all. he will cooperate, because he respects and trusts copia, and he won't growl or anything but his mouth does start to slowly close down the longer copia takes, a subtle threat to hurry the fuck up or lose a finger. there's been a few close calls where copia wasn't paying enough attention (too focused on all the little razor sharp needle teeth between rain's canines and how it kinda looks like he's got two rows...) and had to jerk his hand back at the last second. as soon as copia's done, rain skitters off to go recover from the whole ordeal. swiss has special teeth touching privileges though, and rain accepts this from him with great affection.

swiss is surprisingly squirmy about it. he wants to be good, he really does, but there's just something about the feeling of fingers on his teeth that he really can't stand. especially when copia rubs across his molars, he's accidentally bitten down on him before (not enough to draw blood, and he apologized abundantly after, but. oops. copia is more gentle in the future). he definitely clings to copia's arm while his hand is in his mouth, and his tail is a damn weapon to anyone within range. copia wishes he could spend more time looking at swiss's teeth though, because he, like mountain, also has double canines, the outside ones not quite as long as mountain's but just as sharp. when he is done, he steps back and licks over his teeth & lips like a dog who's just been given a spoonful of peanut butter (which copia privately thinks its fricken adorable)

stratus likes to snap her teeth as copia approaches, but she's also grinning like a little imp. she thinks it's funny how he flinches a little and pretends like he doesn't, but when it comes down to it she opens wide and even pulls her tongue out of the way for him. but it's a bit of a trap; she won't fully chomp down on him, but she does gnaw on his hand while he's trying to feel around in her mouth. mostly she doesn't draw blood, but she does have lots of sharp little teeth like a kitten, so it happens on accident. don't worry though, she always licks it better (no matter how many times copia gently tries to explain to her that the healing properties of ghoul saliva doesn't really work on humans)

BONUS

alpha will absolutely refuse to let terzo anywhere near his mouth, except to bite him. (that's his story, anyway. they'll take it to their graves but he does let terzo check his teeth as long as there's absolutely no chance anyone else is anywhere nearby). he puts up a good fight with secondo but eventually relents, because secondo doesn't hesitate to get mean as fuck about it. and he doesn't get a choice with primo. with primo, he hardly gets the chance to think about it, the old man is extremely spry and very good at lulling alpha into the false complacency with conversation, and then he springs it on alpha and the whole thing is over before he even processes what happened.

(and just for shits and giggles, and because i have been talking about them lately: he growls and glares the whole time when swiss pries his mouth open, putting up a good front. but he always lets swiss poke around in his mouth for as long as he wants and he always opens up on the first ask. (this wasn't true the first time, or several times after that; he put up a good fight but swiss eventually won, because he always does))

omega is a good boy for terzo and only terzo. even then he still resists a little, tipping his head up out of reach until terzo reaches up to slip his thumb into the corner of his mouth, and once he gets his mouth open, he's very good and patient, doesn't even whine like aether. with secondo, he definitely resists a bit more, tossing his head around even as he verbally agrees to open up, he won't at first. again though, good boy once his mouth is open. primo asks him once, and barely gives him the chance to answer before he does the same thing he does to alpha, quick as a damn snake and it's over before he knows it. though sometimes primo will spend a while exploring inside his mouth, he mostly is just very deft and professional about it.

ifrit is the goodest boy. he loves having his teeth examined and likes to follow terzo's fingers around in his mouth with his tongue, fascinated to feel what terzo is feeling. he always asks if he passed after, and terzo smiles at him and says his teeth are in excellent form as always. sometimes he tracks down his bestie swisstopher and just goes :V at him until swiss pokes around in his mouth and ifrit purrs at him the whole time. he loves it.

mist is okay with it, you have to catch her in the right mood (which terzo has terrible luck with). he learned quickly that if she's not having it, it's best to give up and try again later because he's liable to lose half his fingers and his bassist if he pushes it. if she is in a cooperative mood though, she's still not exactly nice about it. she gives him a nasty side-eye the whole time and barely opens her mouth wide enough for him to get a couple fingers in there. however, she almost always will let omega into her mouth, so terzo mostly just lets him handle that. they have a weird relationship, built on high levels of mutual respect while also keeping each other in check & being unafraid to call each other on their shit.

chAir is an absolute monster if anyone but ifrit tries to open his mouth, and even then he Grumbles and growls about how ridiculous and demeaning this is. ifrit just shrugs and keeps at it, says it's important and has to be done, a ghoul's teeth are vital organs. to which chAir scoffs and mutters something about doubting whether or not ifrit would even know if anything is amiss if he thinks teeth are organs. (ifrit and chAir also have a strange relationship, in which ifrit adores chAir and chAir is a grumpy old man who begrudgingly accepts ifrit's affections)

terzo tries to insist that his human dentist knows what they're doing, but omega insists he hush and let him look. he is fascinated by terzo's blunt molars and his tiny, cute little canines, and spends quite some time running his fingertips over the smooth edges of his teeth until terzo's jaw aches.

copia thinks it's very sweet of his ghouls to try to check his teeth, but he also has a dentist and can they please do this one at a time and not four of them at once. mountain wants to know how his eensy flat molars chew anything at all, stratus says that he ought to sharpen his teeth more often and is puzzled when copia explains that it doesn't work like that. swiss spends a while prodding at the sharpest edges he can find and laments that he can't get any of them to prick his fingertips, and how it must be difficult for copia to live like this, unable to bite his partners effectively. dew thinks copia is doing this for attention (he also wants to poke around in copia's mouth, but he'll never admit it).

[canisalbus]

Whenever someone says "This would kill a Victorian child." Or "This would kill a medieval peasant." I have to think about Machete. Would he... would he survive eating a Dorito?

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[mamawasatesttube]

I’m back and I have another prompt: “Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

Red Mercy.

Red fucking Mercy.

Kon's been exposed to it once before, so tonight makes a fabulous grand total of twice in his life, and both times? It has fucking sucked. He's not sure literally anything has ever sucked as much as the soul-rending, horrible, awful emptiness of those hallucinations, and yes, that list very much includes literally fucking dying.

He and Kara took care of the ship carrying the damn plants way before it made it into Earth's atmosphere, but he's still feeling jittery and on-edge. Right now, he just... he really wants some comfort, okay? He just... he just wants someone who makes things feel okay. Who makes him feel safe.

He just wants Tim.

Which is why he's here, TTKing open the fancy Bat-locks on Tim's penthouse apartment window so he can slip inside. Tim isn't in his room, and none of the lights in the kitchen or living area are on, and for an instant sheer terror slams through Kon's gut, but he smothers it as best he can. Tim's heartbeat is strong and steady, mixed with the white noise of falling water—oh.

Oh. He's just taking a shower. Probably just got back in from patrol. Now Kon feels kind of stupid for panicking.

But the remnants of that stupid awful horrific nightmare still tug painfully on the edges of his vision; he can still all but smell Tim's charred flesh, can hear the frantic, rapid flutters of his heart beating its last as blood gushed from the wound Kon himself inflicted—he didn't mean to he didn't want to he's never wanted to—and panic still rises too easily.

He just—he just needs to hear Tim's voice. Needs to see him and reassure himself he's okay, that it wasn't real. Needs a hug. Really, really needs a hug.

Kon opens the bathroom door—

—and immediately has to dodge the shampoo bottle that whizzes past his head, colliding with the hallway wall with a thunk. "Hey!"

"What the fuck?!" Tim's sopping-wet head peers around the edge of the curtain, eyes narrowed, hair plastered to the side of his head. He's holding another bottle at the ready, but lowers it in bewilderment when he sees who's there. "Kon?"

Kon twists around to glance at the bottle on the floor, then back at Tim, incredulous. "Did you just throw my shampoo bottle? Dude, mine's the good stuff! Why didn't you use yours as a weapon first?"

"It was the second-heaviest one," Tim answers immediately, then frowns. "Wait. Back up a minute. Why are you in my bathroom, interrupting my shower?"

Well, you see, I got real fucked up by a fucked-up and evil plant, and now I really want a hug? seems like a stupid explanation now that Kon's here. Then again, Tim's from Gotham. He's definitely heard worse.

But god, fuck, it's really good to see him acting normal. To hear his voice, dry and acerbic but warm like it always is when he talks to Kon. Not screaming. Not...

"Um," Kon says, and shrugs a little, helpless. "I, uh..."

Tim narrows his eyes further. He sets down the conditioner in his hand and points at Kon. "Okay. Wait for, like, two minutes, and let me put on some pants. Then we'll talk."

Kon nods numbly. He retreats to Tim's bedroom and perches on the side of his bed, biting his lip.

One-hundred-and-seven seconds later, Tim slips out of the bathroom. His hair is spiky and wet, like he just furiously rubbed it with a towel for about ten of those seconds before he gave up; he's wearing both pants and an old T-shirt, like some kind of overachiever. Kon gazes at him and drinks him in, drinks him in, drinks him in, and wonders if this is how a parched man in the desert feels upon finding an oasis.

"Hey," Tim says gently. He moves closer on silent feet, until he's standing between Kon's knees, and Kon slumps into his arms.

Tim folds him into a fierce hug, resting his chin atop Kon's head. Kon sucks in a shaky breath and swallows hard against the lump rising in his throat; it takes him a moment to bring his arms up around Tim, too, because—because he has too much strength, and he—the last thing he'd ever want to do is hurt him, but—

But he can hear Tim's heartbeat, strong and steady and slow. Relaxed. Not choking out its last desperate gasps, trying to push blood through a body bleeding out. Safe. Whole. Hale.

"Your heartbeat's really loud," he mumbles. His fingers curl desperately into the fabric of Tim's shirt.

"You have superhearing and are laying against my chest," Tim points out. Kon can hear the smile in his voice, tempered by concern. "...Do you wanna talk about it?"

Kon bites his lip again. "...Maybe later." He lets himself hold Tim a teensy bit tighter. Just a little. "Can you... Just, y'know. Hold me a bit?"

Tim's lips brush the top of his head. "Of course," he murmurs, and Kon closes his eyes, content to listen to his heart.

[tswwwit]

Who is your favorite character to write and why?

Bill, because I get to abuse exclamation points, along with really weird turns of phrase!

And he's a fantastic target for slapstick.

[toxiccaves]

Opinion on power joe 🎤

I think Power Joe is STUPID and SMELLY and is definitely the more annoying one. Not fun to combine with either! And he doesn't even wash his hands after he has his oil changed-

[trippin-chippin]

would you mind explaining your deer ocs, they look so cute 😊

Sure! ^^

Most of my deer ocs are my different sonas, but I do have a couple that aren’t.

Dani is my main deersona and blogsona. She is supposed to be a white tail deer, and I based her off a buck deer that follows me around outside. She has two siblings, Daisy and Duke. They are both younger that Dan and are like her ghost guardians.

Danny is my most recent sona that I’ve made, he’s a cervitaur and is also supposed to be a white tail deer.

For the antlers, they are not really associated to the gender of my deer ocs because I think they look cool and I want to put them on all of them 😂

A few aus that Dani and her siblings are in are:

-Acorn & Bandit

-Ghost Deers

-(Mostly Dani but is rare) The Crownroyals

But yeah! I really like deers and think they are cool, so I make them into little ocs ^^

And if there is anything else you wanna know, just ask away!

[mrkis]

i dunno if this is out of pocket but...

JENO BEING LEAN MUSCLE AND JAEMIN BEING BIG BUFF DORITO MUSCLE DADDY IS SO HOTT??

like I’ve been jisung biased for 4 years but GAWD DAYUM 😻😻😻

also, why am I only just seeeing that one fan cam of alley oop with NA JAEMIINS BLACK TANK TOP. IKYK. GOD BLESS HIS STYLIST

.. jeno size kink... jaemin corrruption kink... IT JUSTT MAKES SENSE

anyway have a lovely day and twlg is a masterpiece xoxo

BIG BUFF DORITO MUSCLE DADDYYY😭😭😭😭😭

[novafire-is-thinking]

🔥 Fandom portrayals of character of your choice

Down with divorced EarthSpark Soundwave /lh

He’s barely had any time in the show, and I am HOPING he doesn’t turn out to be anything like his most popular fandom portrayals.

I support independent, competent Soundwaves like early-Aligned Soundwave and Cyberverse Soundwave.

Fanon ES Soundwave is the exact opposite of that. He’s desperate, dramatic, petty, and unable to move on from his relationship.

[clambuoyance]

I think what I love about Kon and especially your take on Kon is the fashion. I live in a relatively mild-cold environment so I wear mostly some variation of pants/athleasure and a t-shirt/hoodie combo but Kon and especially your take is just so fashionable. Everything from jeans and a t-shirt to his iconic leather jacket and studded belts and bracelets, to him taking a more Clark Kent approach with flannels that look warm and cozy, to crop tops and everything in between. Plus Kon being a big big boy (I think he's like 6-foot something all muscle) and we just see so much variation in the fashion and style department. Just ajhahsuahdh so good so good keep it up never stop gorgeous.

Putting your Blorbo in silly little outfits is something that can be so personal….

Thank you anon I just think he can rock any aesthetic tbh and also. I live vicariously through him and project the sense of fashion I wish I had onto him

[call-me-apple]

10, 22, 28 !!

10. What do you think c!Dream’s life was like pre-DSMP?

I wish the search function fucking worked on Tumblr because I literally had a post about this that I now can't find.

This is obviously headcanon territory, but I think he lived a life of constant danger and instability. It would explain why all his living spaces have been so frugal, and why he would walk around overprepared and consistently overestimate his opponents. He fights for peace as if he has barely known it and is desperate to regain the little slice of it that he had. So I imagine him as an orphan, vagrant or even child soldier who found a family in people with similarly disadvantaged lives and chose to build a home with them, only to have that home be taken away by war and conflict once again.

22. If you had all the time, resources, and skills to create your ideal piece of c!Dream fan content, what would it be?

Torn between two options here.

I had a vague outline for a Syndicate AU longfic but I never had the writing skill nor the commitment necessary to turn it into anything. It would have been a redemption story revolving around c!Dream adapting to post-torture disability and trying to find a new place for himself in the torn world as he realizes the path he has been so committed to is not one that will lead him anywhere. The ideal part of it would have been that I wanted c!Dream to be a bit more of a manipulative asshole w/ the Syndicate than how people usually write this kind of AU, but have it come from a place of fear rather than malice.

The second option is something that has even fewer concrete ideas, but if I was basically God capable of manifesting a perfect coherent plot of my desires, I'd write a No Nukes AU fic where c!Tommy and c!Dream go about trying to save the server while also suffering through cutting themselves on the shattered pieces of each other. I'd just really love to explore a dynamic where two characters have hurt each other terribly, with one being in a more obvious position of victim than the other, but try to work through it for the sake of something else no matter how messy and painful the process is.

28. What do you think is c!Dream’s greatest weakness?

This is something that has been said before, but the thing he suffers from the most is overestimating people's fairness (the most obvious example of this being c!Sam's betrayal). I think it's a really interesting flaw for such a character to have. Dude has a stick up his ass and is surprised everyone else doesn't. His brain works in funny ways in general but this is the first thing that comes to mind.

[feralghxuls]

can we get anything you want about swiss

a random hc or a silly little thing etc. just something u want to share

sure i love talking about my sweet baby boy swisstopher <3

he likes to pretend to be a pornbot and then gets SO sad when everyone blocks him without engaging. he just sits there with his big sad wet eyes like guys??? please unblock me.....

his room is so fucking messy. he never really sleeps in there, usually sleeps in rain's room or his bestie ifrit's room so it's just piles of laundry in there. mostly his vast collection of panties and lingerie. and then when he's looking for something specific he just tears through all the piles searching for it and it looks like a fucking tornado hit

he Loves to bother omega. he is always in his office plopping in his lap or texting him dumb memes (which omega rarely responds to) and being soooo dramatically sad when omega tells him he is in the way

he is a really good cook. the abbey feeds them 3 meals a day but ghouls require more sustenance than that so there's a kitchenette in every common room in the ghoul dorm wing. he is always cooking and he has a few core recipes but he never measures anything so they always come out a little different

relatedly. dew bakes a lot. he is really good at it and his recipes always come out exactly the same bc he loves to follow instructions Exactly and is extremely precise with his measurements. one time he asked swiss to show him how to make his mac and cheese and when swiss was like "just a dash of this, some of this, and however much cheese you want..." etc, dew just walked out without a word

swiss likes to wear skirts (with his sluttiest panties under them) and he goes around the abbey and finds all the ghouls in his pack and all his friends to make sure everyone knows how hot he is today. this includes planting himself in many laps and a lot of slutty bending over & lifting his tail to show off his tiny thong

relatedly, swiss has all the genders. he's hoarding them. he's not leaving any gender for anyone else

alright that's all i got for now <3

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

I've said it once and I'll say it again-

Eclipse literally NEEDS Lunar, ever since Lunar stopped interacting with him he's had nothing, he promised things to Lunar for when they got the star

He promised games and endless fun to his little brother, despite him acting like he didn't mean those things I truly believe he did and he genuinely loved Lunar just couldn't show it

The fact he hasn't tried to go after him AGAIN means he doesn't care Lunar's alive, as a matter a fact I believe Eclipse is actually kinda relieved that he's alive, Lunar loved and cared about him so much when they were with each other, he was the only one who helped eclipse have some other purpose to get the star other than just to kill Sun and Moon

Ever since getting the star Eclipse doesn't know what to do and I completely believe that it's because Lunar isn't around anymore, lunar was his little brother and he most likely loved him he just couldn't show his emotions and I feel like he genuinely wants to change

The scene we're he says "it's not like they'll accept me back anyway" or something similar to that shows he wants to change he just doesn't know how to go about it and he's not sure that anyone will be willing to help him now after he's done so much damage

(Apologies for this being so long, but you said something about Eclipse being like a sogy little kitten and I have to agree with his current state)

yesyesyesyeseyesyesyesyesYESYESYES!!!!!!

Okay.

Listen.

I will get flack for this, but I am all for Eclipse getting redemption. AS LONG AS IT IS DONE RIGHT AND NOT RUSHED LIKE KC'S.

[the-arteest]

[fatguarddog]

Snacking while getting high can be a slippery slope. It's shockingly easy to condition someone to associate being high with being hungry, and pretty soon you'll find that you can't have one without thinking of the other. Imagine if you had a dedicated, nefarious feeder training you constantly crave getting high and stuffing yourself to your hearts content

Imagine indeed!!! 🤤

Id be weak willed as hell in that kinda situation, I'd give in to the high stuffed life way too quickly omg

[trippin-chippin]

Have you read Golden shrike?