#dr. d

[narcissus-dot-png]

it's thanksgiving AND ALSO turkey danny day!!! and Dr. D is here and getting something for this special holiday!,

guess what the dinner is?

[witchpuppies]

[fic-and-hcs-i-like]

Kobra kid got his name from watching an old karate kid vhs at Dr. D's that was so worn out when kobra found it, the sound would cut out sometimes and the static was so thick at some parts you couldn't even make out silhouettes.

He kept the tape after he and party left Dr. D's to live on their own. Once the killjoys met the girl, he would show her the tape whenever they were at the radio station.

[zerohirrotries]

[britishassistant]

Had a cute scenario that I may or may not expand myself. Both Vil and Niege invite Reporter!Yuu (And Niege inviting Yuuken too) to a high class movie premiere under the pretense (at least in Vil’s case) that it was an opportunity for exclusive interviews as it’s the first movie where Niege is casted as the villain. With the big boss breathing down their neck from the fit they pulled over Champion, Yuu has to play nice. So nice that they call in for some backup from Uncle Crewel since their normal attire ain’t gonna cut it. Que the flustering and the intentionally blocking as they try to covet the image of a well-dressed Yuu (in a dress, suit, suit dress combination, whatever works) whose just hoping that their collection of idiots don’t barge in any second. Niege is definitely red as an apple with the wombo combo Yuu and Yuuken (There was no way Crewel was going to let Yuuken toddle behind Reporter looking like some common mutt).

Thank you for the ask, dear anon!

Divus Crewel sighs. “We may have to lose some of the skirts.”

Yuuken looks up, stricken. “Oh.”

One of his hands half-heartedly twitches the fabric he’d been gently swishing back and forth. “…is it because it looks bad?”

Divus scoffs. “Don’t be ridiculous, puppy. You’re one of the few people who can pull off a look like this—your body type means that the ballgown looks proportionate to you and your upper body without diminishing or drowning you out. If Yuu or that nervous terrier you work with tried this on, they’d end up looking like a rather unfortunate snowman. Or a meringue.”

“Hey!” Yuu’s head pops out of the dressing room while Yuuken gives a small, bashful smile. “Uncle Divvy, that’s me-ean!”

The supervillain sighs as his nibling wobbles on their red stilettos like a newborn colt. “Oh for The Seven’s sakes— heel-toe, Yuu, heel, toe.”

“I know that!”

“Then why aren’t you doing it?”

Yuuken clears his throat gently, drawing Crewel’s attention back to himself allowing Yuu to collapse onto the nearby couch and begin re-arranging the length of their dress-like waistcoat so it’s not crushed.

“No, the problem here, puppy, isn’t with you.” Crewel sniffs, tugging on the shoulders so the black suit-like upper half settles into place. “It’s with the unruly whelps.”

“Unruly whelps?” Yuuken shoots a confused look at his colleague.

“Poison Queen and his ilk have been known to sabotage any event hosted by or prominently featuring Neige LeBlanche.” Crewel says blithely, turning to fuss with the lapels of Yuu’s cropped suit jacket, brushing invisible specks off the white fabric. “So in your case, we need to take that into account.”

The cameraman in question points at himself wordlessly

“He does tend to rough you up a lot if manages to capture you, Yuuken.” Yuu says, shrugging apologetically. “He takes potshots at you too if you’re there while he’s taking me or doing a scheme or something. Even though I’ve asked him to cut it out several times…”

“Fashion is about pushing the envelope whenever we can.” Crewel says, “But there are certain practicalities we must observe if we don’t want our models and our clothes to be turned into a laughingstock. And you will not be impeded from escaping if that naughty pup attacks by one of my designs.”

“I see.” Yuuken glances down forlornly at the skirt. It’s a gradient, same as Yuu’s waistcoat, starting as a red so dark it’s almost black at the top before blossoming into crimson around the middle and scarlet at the hem. Unlike Yuu’s waistcoat, his skirts are designed to almost resemble flower petals, overlapping and intermixing in a waterfall-like cascade.

He sighs and swishes it back and forth to enjoy it while he can.

“Don’t sulk, pup.” Crewel straightens the white collar of his shirt. “We’re not losing all of them. The topmost layers will stay—we’ll just change the shape somewhat. More curved, less bell. A slit would work well so we can install a catch that you can open to release you if worst comes to worst. A white underskirt, something short enough to run easily in, that would complement the look and mean you’re not escaping in your underwear.”

Yuuken brightens. “Sounds good.”

“Though of course, that means we’ll need to give you higher heels as people will be seeing your footwear.” Divus continues.

“HA.” Yuu proclaims at the unimpressed look on their coworker’s face. “Payback!”

[shizuart]

[harmonysanreads]

How they carry you.

Classic princess style : Acheron, Kafka, Diluc, Zhongli, Neuvillette, Xiao, Arlecchino, Sunday, Capitano, Clorinde, Kamisato Ayato

Piggy back rides : Kaveh, Tighnari, Shikanoin Heizou, Aventurine, Dan Heng, Aether, Scaramouche

Throws you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes : Alhaitham, Kamisato Ayato, Beidou, Yelan, Wriothesley, Blade, Stelle, Lumine, Raiden Shogun, Childe

Uses the power of Anemo : Venti, Kaedehara Kazuha, Wanderer

Carries you like parcel : Cyno, Dr Ratio, Clorinde, Stelle, Arataki Itto, Kafka

[zewarudo]

https://twitter.com/Blink_Mints

[forged-in-kaoss]

gomu gomu of your eye

[121231212i]

Honkai: Star rail | All logos from version 1.0 to 2.1

[thelastharbinger]

Oh so we're in hell

I literally can't do this again

Edit: Kesha just released a new album titled Gag Order! Go support her and stream the hell out of it!

Edit edit:

SHE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[aq2003]

ten and martha in flatline, i hope everyone sees the vision [x]

[spencestiel-michelle]

*Spencer Reid lingers in the doorway*

Y/n: what’s the matter? you look like you’re struggling there, sailor. 

Reid, conflicted: i really want to kiss you goodbye but the cold you have is highly contagious and i would only be increasing my chances of contracting it and spreading it by initiating skin to skin contact. 

Y/n: you would also be kissing me goodbye- but you’re right, i get it, i’m too germ-ridden for my boyfriend to give me a quick forehead kiss goodbye, i’ll just have to wave from over he- 

*Spencer quickly kisses Y/n on the forehead and rapidly backs up and out of the door* 

*Spencer blushes and and terribly fights back a smile as he blatantly gushes over Y/n*

Y/n: was that so hard? 

Reid, bashfully: i will see you tomorrow. 

*Reid leaves*

Y/n, dreamily: i’m so gonna marry that man. 

[opikiquu]

[zerohirrotries]

[britishassistant]

I think Crewel’s monster costume from the new camping event would be a good inspiration for his villain outfit. He doesn’t cut corners when it comes to fashion after all.

Thank you for the ask, dear anon!

And I have not seen it yet, so I will withhold judgement until I get around to doing so!!

(Very excited for it though!!)